1 00:00:36,782 --> 00:00:38,749 Well, needless to say, 2 00:00:38,782 --> 00:00:40,778 people are still talking about me in Barcelona. 3 00:00:40,822 --> 00:00:42,584 I bet they are. 4 00:00:42,623 --> 00:00:45,148 - Yeah. - Oh, hey, guys. Come in. 5 00:00:45,192 --> 00:00:47,318 Good timing. 6 00:00:48,864 --> 00:00:50,493 All right, let's get started. 7 00:00:50,534 --> 00:00:52,591 Band meeting, Jemaine. 8 00:00:52,634 --> 00:00:54,101 - Yes. - Bret? 9 00:00:54,135 --> 00:00:55,796 - Yeah. - Murray, present. 10 00:00:55,837 --> 00:00:58,330 - And Todd. - Present. 11 00:00:58,375 --> 00:00:59,841 Good, very professional. 12 00:00:59,876 --> 00:01:01,777 Murray, who's this guy? 13 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,976 - Eh? - Who's this guy that's on my chair? 14 00:01:05,016 --> 00:01:06,541 I'm getting to that, Jemaine, all right? 15 00:01:06,585 --> 00:01:08,449 That's in the agenda under Todd. 16 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,009 All right? Just stop jumping the gun. 17 00:01:10,053 --> 00:01:12,651 You're always trying to get ahead of things. 18 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:15,990 Item one: Todd. He's the new band member. 19 00:01:16,028 --> 00:01:17,792 Hi. 20 00:01:17,831 --> 00:01:19,456 Okay, item two, 21 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:22,197 interview with "Rolling Stones." 22 00:01:22,237 --> 00:01:23,703 Now I wasn't sure whether that was 23 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,501 the magazine or the band. 24 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:27,531 I've heard from both, I've got a no from the band... 25 00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:29,204 Murray, what do you mean new band member? 26 00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:30,871 Well, that's item one. 27 00:01:30,913 --> 00:01:33,007 What are you talking about, Bret? We're on to item two now, 28 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,073 "interview confusion." Do you want me to go back to item one? 29 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:38,021 - Yeah, go back to item one. - Yeah? Okay. 30 00:01:40,424 --> 00:01:42,892 Item one: Todd. 31 00:01:42,927 --> 00:01:45,591 - Yeah, he's the new band member. - Hi. 32 00:01:45,631 --> 00:01:48,429 - Hi. - Right. Item two... 33 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:50,195 I didn't know we were looking for a new band member. 34 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,569 Well, we weren't, Bret. But then I just found one. 35 00:01:52,606 --> 00:01:55,131 Todd, just show them what you showed me yesterday at the dentist. 36 00:01:55,175 --> 00:01:57,302 Sure. 37 00:02:07,287 --> 00:02:08,780 Whoa! 38 00:02:11,394 --> 00:02:13,384 Even better than yesterday. You could see all the details 39 00:02:13,429 --> 00:02:15,091 when your fingers bounce off the skins. 40 00:02:15,131 --> 00:02:18,067 Pigskin, is it? Really good. 41 00:02:18,102 --> 00:02:19,798 I'll just tell you straight up 42 00:02:19,838 --> 00:02:22,896 that all I'm really interested in is kicking some grooves, 43 00:02:22,939 --> 00:02:24,741 banging some tunes, 44 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:27,245 I don't know, just basically getting it on. 45 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,179 Let me just get that down. 46 00:02:29,214 --> 00:02:30,842 - Getting down. - Murray. 47 00:02:30,883 --> 00:02:32,978 Can we have a private band meeting, please? 48 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,248 Private band meeting? 49 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,951 Yeah, can we go somewhere else and have a private band meeting? 50 00:02:36,992 --> 00:02:38,787 Okay, all right, sure. 51 00:02:40,665 --> 00:02:42,790 Come on, Todd, we're having a private band meeting. 52 00:02:42,832 --> 00:02:45,162 No, I mean without Todd. 53 00:02:46,602 --> 00:02:48,572 Murray, what's this? We turn up and there's 54 00:02:48,606 --> 00:02:50,300 some other guy in the band apparently. 55 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:53,400 - Yeah, what? - You know, we've got to discuss it. 56 00:02:53,443 --> 00:02:56,814 This is a decision I made as a band manager, all right? 57 00:02:56,851 --> 00:02:58,783 You guys have got to trust me sometimes. 58 00:02:58,817 --> 00:03:00,681 - Sometimes I have good ideas. - When? 59 00:03:00,718 --> 00:03:03,781 Like that time I saw you for the first time onstage. 60 00:03:03,824 --> 00:03:05,848 I said "Face the front," and you did. 61 00:03:05,892 --> 00:03:07,622 We've never looked back since, have we? 62 00:03:07,662 --> 00:03:09,629 - Still not sure about that. - You've got to go in there 63 00:03:09,663 --> 00:03:12,261 and you've got to tell Todd he's not in the band. 64 00:03:12,302 --> 00:03:14,131 It's too late, Jemaine, all right? 65 00:03:14,169 --> 00:03:15,693 I think I promised him. 66 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,728 I'd just been given nitrous oxide. 67 00:03:17,773 --> 00:03:20,107 I was at the dentist. I didn't know what I was talking about. 68 00:03:20,144 --> 00:03:21,940 I think I'm going to his brother's wedding. 69 00:03:21,978 --> 00:03:24,674 All I want you guys to do is just give him a chance, all right? 70 00:03:24,714 --> 00:03:27,685 - He knows his stuff. - Murray, we don't need a bongo player. 71 00:03:27,719 --> 00:03:29,584 - Have you seen him on the bongos? - Yes. 72 00:03:29,621 --> 00:03:31,555 Yeah? Is he any good? 73 00:03:32,889 --> 00:03:34,415 Of course he's good. He's great! 74 00:03:34,462 --> 00:03:36,587 - Isn't he? Is he? - He's all right. 75 00:03:36,629 --> 00:03:38,564 - He's okay. - Yeah, well, you can say that again. 76 00:03:38,598 --> 00:03:40,190 And now there's three of you in a band. 77 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:43,203 You're like a proper band. You're like The Policemen. 78 00:03:43,237 --> 00:03:45,569 Yeah, but you can't add members to our band willy-nilly. 79 00:03:45,606 --> 00:03:48,130 Look, guys, I had to. No one else was gonna do it. 80 00:03:48,175 --> 00:03:50,201 You guys weren't gonna come up with that idea, were you? 81 00:03:50,247 --> 00:03:53,214 Murray, I'm on a... 82 00:03:53,248 --> 00:03:54,841 call here with the Secretary of State. 83 00:03:54,884 --> 00:03:56,407 Could you... how much longer are you gonna be? 84 00:03:56,452 --> 00:03:59,653 Oh, not much longer, Greg. Sorry. Okay? 85 00:03:59,692 --> 00:04:02,784 Look, all I want you to do is give Todd a chance. 86 00:04:04,126 --> 00:04:06,122 - Like the song. - Which song? 87 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:07,689 The John Lennon one, you know. 88 00:04:07,734 --> 00:04:09,928 - "Give Peace a Chance." - Give Pete a Chance. 89 00:04:09,969 --> 00:04:11,459 Okay? 90 00:04:11,504 --> 00:04:13,732 - Peace. - Yeah. 91 00:04:30,761 --> 00:04:32,558 Good, well... 92 00:04:32,596 --> 00:04:34,063 - Wow. - Yeah. 93 00:04:34,097 --> 00:04:36,361 But, um, not every song 94 00:04:36,399 --> 00:04:37,869 should end with a bongo solo. 95 00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:40,666 - Sure, no problem. - Is that cool? 96 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,939 - Maybe he could... - Maybe just a little solo... 97 00:04:45,979 --> 00:04:47,641 - You could start off with... ...in the middle. 98 00:04:47,681 --> 00:04:49,671 Yeah, and we'll have a little solo in the middle. 99 00:04:49,716 --> 00:04:52,012 Great. Hey, you know what? 100 00:04:52,049 --> 00:04:53,646 Can we try a song that I wrote real quick? 101 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:55,552 - Mm-hmm. - No. 102 00:04:55,589 --> 00:04:57,888 All you guys'll do, you'll put your guitars and bass down 103 00:04:57,926 --> 00:04:59,449 and you just go, "Arf arf!" 104 00:04:59,493 --> 00:05:01,690 In the background, like dogs. 105 00:05:01,731 --> 00:05:03,597 Like bad dogs. Arf, arf! 106 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:05,828 - Mmm, I don't... - You get to dance and go "Arf, arf" 107 00:05:05,868 --> 00:05:08,564 - while I'm playing. Arf arf. - I'm not sure about one. 108 00:05:08,604 --> 00:05:10,506 - You don't like dancing? - I like dancing, I just... 109 00:05:10,542 --> 00:05:12,372 You don't... you don't like dancing. 110 00:05:12,409 --> 00:05:13,900 - I dance all the time. - Really? 111 00:05:13,945 --> 00:05:15,878 Yeah, I dance at parties. 112 00:05:15,913 --> 00:05:17,906 I dance when I'm angry. I dance... 113 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,441 When you're angry? Who dances when they're angry? 114 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,578 I guess that's about it. 115 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,108 I've never seen you dance when you're angry. 116 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:25,285 Guys! Focus, guys. 117 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:27,293 Well, I dance often. 118 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,159 Let's kick into this one. Am I right? 119 00:05:29,197 --> 00:05:30,664 Arf, arf! 120 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,425 Uh, the thing is, 121 00:05:32,464 --> 00:05:35,164 uh, we've been practicing for 56 minutes and... 122 00:05:35,205 --> 00:05:37,195 that's how long we practice for. 123 00:05:39,741 --> 00:05:41,507 - Hey, guys! - Hi, Mel. 124 00:05:41,545 --> 00:05:43,637 Whoa-ho! What are the chances? 125 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,148 We're always bumping into each other. 126 00:05:45,182 --> 00:05:46,876 About one in one. 127 00:05:46,916 --> 00:05:48,818 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 128 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:49,982 My name's Mel. I don't think we've met. 129 00:05:50,023 --> 00:05:52,216 - I'm Todd. Nice to meet you. - Todd's a new band member. 130 00:05:52,257 --> 00:05:54,689 - What? - I'm the third Conchord. 131 00:05:54,724 --> 00:05:56,193 - Yeah. - But... 132 00:05:56,228 --> 00:05:58,221 - why would you even have that... - Oh! 133 00:05:58,265 --> 00:06:00,255 - You're the fan, right? - Yeah. 134 00:06:00,299 --> 00:06:02,631 Murray told me all about you. 135 00:06:02,668 --> 00:06:05,298 Actually, he, um, neglected to tell me what a hottie you are. 136 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:07,035 Stop it. 137 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,566 Looks like the race is on. 138 00:06:09,611 --> 00:06:12,708 Gentlemen, start your engines. 139 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,239 Vroom! 140 00:06:14,284 --> 00:06:16,080 - Vroom! - Oh my God. 141 00:06:16,118 --> 00:06:18,053 Am I right? 142 00:06:19,288 --> 00:06:21,258 What do you play, Todd? 143 00:06:21,292 --> 00:06:22,816 I'll give you a clue. 144 00:06:24,262 --> 00:06:26,092 - The bongos. - Oh! 145 00:06:26,129 --> 00:06:27,722 Rhythmic. 146 00:06:27,765 --> 00:06:29,496 - Yeah, tribal. - Powerful. 147 00:06:29,535 --> 00:06:32,025 Very physical, if you know what I mean. 148 00:06:32,071 --> 00:06:33,766 Oh, I know what you mean, Todd. 149 00:06:33,806 --> 00:06:35,897 We got to go. Good to see you. 150 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,742 - Oh, all right, bye. - See you later, Mel. 151 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,302 Bye, guys. 152 00:06:39,346 --> 00:06:41,541 Sweet dreams, baby. 153 00:06:46,955 --> 00:06:48,685 So what's she like? 154 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:50,657 She's a maniac. 155 00:06:50,692 --> 00:06:52,457 In the sack? Really? 156 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,794 No. What? 157 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,263 You guys have both done her, right? 158 00:06:55,299 --> 00:06:56,459 Oh, no. 159 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,295 Oh, I thought you had a threesome with her. 160 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:00,067 No, she's just a fan. 161 00:07:00,106 --> 00:07:01,629 Never had a threesome with her. 162 00:07:01,674 --> 00:07:03,869 Well, if you two homo sapiens aren't gonna make the move, 163 00:07:03,909 --> 00:07:05,604 guess what? I'm gonna. 164 00:07:05,643 --> 00:07:07,166 I'm definitely gonna do it with her. 165 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:08,908 Oh no, she's married. 166 00:07:08,951 --> 00:07:11,543 Who cares? I'm a bongo player in a band. 167 00:07:11,584 --> 00:07:13,244 She's hot to trot. 168 00:07:13,285 --> 00:07:15,277 I'm gonna make it happen. I'm gonna give it to her. 169 00:07:15,322 --> 00:07:17,258 Am I right? Damn. 170 00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:19,384 Hey, am I right? 171 00:07:19,427 --> 00:07:21,089 - I don't know. - Am I right? 172 00:07:21,129 --> 00:07:23,997 - Possibly. - Possibly? I'm right. 173 00:07:51,699 --> 00:07:53,791 - Well, he did all right. - Was like a 10-minute solo. 174 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:56,739 - I know! - He's the new guy in the band. 175 00:07:56,774 --> 00:07:58,296 Wow, amazing. 176 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:01,432 What a gig. I declare this the best Conchords gig ever. 177 00:08:01,475 --> 00:08:03,107 Murray, you have to fire Todd. 178 00:08:03,148 --> 00:08:05,239 Fire Todd?! Keep your voice down. What do you mean? 179 00:08:05,281 --> 00:08:08,080 He might hear you. He's the best thing that's happened to this band. 180 00:08:08,119 --> 00:08:11,180 - Why do you want to get rid of him? - Bret, tell him. 181 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:13,453 - He's not cool. - Yes, Bret's right. 182 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,926 He's not cool like us. We're cool. 183 00:08:15,961 --> 00:08:17,428 He's way cool! 184 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:19,126 He's cooler than both of you put together. 185 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:22,157 Go! Go! Go! Go! 186 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,726 Look at him with all his friends. They follow him. 187 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:27,298 He's like the Pied Piper of cool. 188 00:08:27,342 --> 00:08:29,401 Pied Piper was a good musician, wasn't he? 189 00:08:29,444 --> 00:08:31,435 - He was cool - He wasn't cool. 190 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:35,179 - Yes, he was. - He took all those kids into a cave. 191 00:08:35,219 --> 00:08:37,082 No, before that phase, when just the rats followed him... 192 00:08:37,119 --> 00:08:39,816 Listen, the Pied Piper's not cool and Todd's not cool. 193 00:08:39,856 --> 00:08:42,084 - Hey, guys. - What's up? 194 00:08:42,123 --> 00:08:43,593 I thought that went pretty well, huh? 195 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:45,323 Yeah, went... went okay. 196 00:08:45,363 --> 00:08:46,887 There was maybe one problem though. 197 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:49,422 - And that is, uh... - Your solos were too long? 198 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,130 No no no, the band name is too long. 199 00:08:52,538 --> 00:08:54,130 You have the too long part right, 200 00:08:54,173 --> 00:08:55,766 but it's not my solo. It's the band name. 201 00:08:55,809 --> 00:08:57,775 What is it? Flight of the Con... 202 00:08:57,809 --> 00:09:00,407 - Con... Conchords... - Blah blah blah. 203 00:09:00,449 --> 00:09:02,473 Too long, too boring. 204 00:09:02,516 --> 00:09:04,209 We need something that'll stick. 205 00:09:04,249 --> 00:09:05,718 I think I got it. 206 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:08,222 Get ready... The Crazy Dogggz. 207 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,090 Three Gs and a Z. 208 00:09:11,127 --> 00:09:13,650 I like it. You guys are crazy, you're like dogs. 209 00:09:13,694 --> 00:09:15,633 We're like, yeah, crazy dogs. 210 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:17,759 - We all are. Including you. - Me? 211 00:09:17,801 --> 00:09:19,325 - Yeah yeah. - Oh, I don't know, but... 212 00:09:19,369 --> 00:09:21,701 - Yeah, oh, I know. - Yeah? Awesome. 213 00:09:21,738 --> 00:09:24,003 - Can I get you a drink, Todd? - I'd love one. 214 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:25,669 I don't want that drink, but I'll take a drink. 215 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:27,178 - Yeah, love a drink. - Yeah? 216 00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:34,176 Okay, I'm just gonna go over there and say, 217 00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:35,743 "Dear Todd, thank you very much, 218 00:09:35,787 --> 00:09:37,484 but you can't be in the band anymore." 219 00:09:37,524 --> 00:09:39,221 Mmm. I don't think you should do it, man. 220 00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:41,455 You're too easily offended. 221 00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:43,488 I can't believe you just said that. 222 00:09:43,531 --> 00:09:45,157 Look, I'm gonna do it. 223 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:48,100 All right, yeah, you better do it. 224 00:09:48,138 --> 00:09:50,504 "Dear Todd." Make sure you say "Dear Todd." 225 00:10:23,143 --> 00:10:24,669 Hey, how'd it go? 226 00:10:24,713 --> 00:10:26,649 Bad. Bad. 227 00:10:26,684 --> 00:10:28,674 I told him he was fired, he pushed me. 228 00:10:28,718 --> 00:10:30,277 - Ooh. - Yeah. 229 00:10:30,321 --> 00:10:32,049 Then he said that you should be fired 230 00:10:32,087 --> 00:10:33,614 because you're the one holding us back. 231 00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:35,422 - That's what he said. - What'd you say to that? 232 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,088 Well, I hit him. You know, he can't say that. 233 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:40,155 - You hit him? - Yeah, I hit him. Hit him in the face. 234 00:10:40,199 --> 00:10:42,669 - In the face? - Yeah, hit... hit him right in the face. 235 00:10:42,703 --> 00:10:44,101 - Wow. - Yeah, 236 00:10:44,137 --> 00:10:45,730 I'm not gonna let him talk about you like that. 237 00:10:45,773 --> 00:10:47,399 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 238 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,932 Well, we got rid of him. 239 00:10:50,547 --> 00:10:51,671 Mmm. 240 00:10:51,713 --> 00:10:54,374 What do you mean, "Mmm"? 241 00:10:54,415 --> 00:10:57,854 - I mean... no. - What? Is he fired or not? 242 00:10:57,888 --> 00:11:00,219 Well, you see, while I had him in a headlock, 243 00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:03,191 he sort of explained why he thought you shouldn't be in the band. 244 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:05,219 And after a while it kind of made sense. 245 00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:07,094 You were only over there for like 20 seconds. 246 00:11:07,131 --> 00:11:09,258 Yeah, after about 20 seconds it kind of made sense. 247 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,996 It's hard to fire a guy who's in a headlock. 248 00:11:12,036 --> 00:11:14,904 It's easy for me to fire you, Bret, because you're my friend. 249 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,933 - So what are you saying? - You're fired, Bret. 250 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,240 - I'm fired? - Yeah. 251 00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:22,341 - But you can't do that... - Listen, we'll talk about it later. 252 00:11:22,384 --> 00:11:24,010 I've gotta go to band practice now. 253 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,609 Todd's very strict. 254 00:11:28,726 --> 00:11:30,589 Flup! 255 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:09,870 Okay, man. More enthusiasm this time, all right? 256 00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:11,879 - It's "The Doggy Bounce." - Todd, how about you 257 00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:14,746 get down on all fours and wag your tail like you just can't fail 258 00:13:14,783 --> 00:13:16,715 and I'll just play bass, huh? 259 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,481 What? It's "The Doggy Bounce." 260 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,012 You have to do "The Doggy Bounce" bounce. 261 00:13:20,057 --> 00:13:21,523 It's a phenomena. 262 00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:23,549 Okay? Now, let's count this shit off. 263 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,758 One, two, one, two, three, four. 264 00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:28,664 # Arf arf # 265 00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:31,760 - # Do the doggy bounce # - # Arf arf # 266 00:13:31,803 --> 00:13:33,896 # You know you want to do it # 267 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,498 - # Arf arf... # - Don't point at me. 268 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,773 Stop stop stop stop. Bret, what are you doing? 269 00:13:38,812 --> 00:13:40,711 There is no guitar in this song, all right? 270 00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,648 There's no guitar, okay? 271 00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:44,947 - Not just a little bit, or... - No, not even a little bit. 272 00:13:44,986 --> 00:13:48,045 None at all. All right? 273 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,322 One, two, one, two, three, four. 274 00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:54,558 # Arf arf, do the doggy bounce # 275 00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:56,587 # Arf arf... # 276 00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:58,568 Hold on, hold on. 277 00:13:58,602 --> 00:14:00,866 Bret, what are you doing? 278 00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:02,668 I'm not Gloria Estefan, all right? 279 00:14:02,706 --> 00:14:04,399 One percussionist is fine, all right? 280 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,875 - So don't do that. - Okay. 281 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,777 - Thank you. Thank you. - Sure. 282 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,482 Todd, I don't like this kind of music. 283 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,642 Oh, you don't like this kind of music? 284 00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:15,554 - I didn't know that. - It's stupid dance music. 285 00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:17,853 It's not about the music. You know what it's about? 286 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,948 # The pussy! # 287 00:14:19,991 --> 00:14:22,430 - Am I right? - Yeah, obviously you're right, yeah. 288 00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:24,364 - So why do you care about the music? - Well... 289 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:25,992 Do you guys need to borrow my amp? 290 00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:28,935 Bret, you're pathetic, man. We don't need a roadie, okay? 291 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,135 - I could carry your bongos. - My what? 292 00:14:31,176 --> 00:14:33,734 No one's touching my bongos. You know that. 293 00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:36,005 Do you need someone to carry your guitar, Jemaine? 294 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:39,074 Well, I don't really need you to, Bret. 295 00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:41,277 Okay. 296 00:14:41,319 --> 00:14:43,151 I get it. 297 00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:45,749 Not needed. 298 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:49,228 You know what? We got to rock out "The Doggy Bounce" this Saturday night. 299 00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:50,786 - It's not ready. - It's totally ready. 300 00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:52,491 It's not ready, Todd. 301 00:14:54,803 --> 00:14:56,429 All right, you're right. Let's get it perfect. 302 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:58,803 Yeah, let's get it perfect and then we'll maybe do it another time. 303 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,833 - Yeah, am I right? - Yes. 304 00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:09,613 Two of you? But that's going backwards. 305 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,121 I thought we had a proper three-person band. 306 00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:13,487 That's what you agreed on. 307 00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:15,083 Jemaine and Todd, they fired me. 308 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,058 So I started a new band. This is Demetri. 309 00:15:17,093 --> 00:15:19,032 - Hey. - I met him running. 310 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:21,225 Look, I don't think Jemaine can fire you. 311 00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:22,961 They need my authorization, don't you? 312 00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:24,560 It's too late. 313 00:15:24,603 --> 00:15:27,368 I'm pretty sure you need my authorization for firing and hiring. 314 00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:30,468 Don't you think? I mean, what am I doing? 315 00:15:30,511 --> 00:15:32,500 I'll check on that. 316 00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:34,745 "Authorization needed... 317 00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:38,275 Bret kicked out... question mark." 318 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,749 Okay. 319 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,784 So, Demetri, what exactly is this thing? 320 00:15:44,828 --> 00:15:46,625 It's a guitboard. 321 00:15:46,664 --> 00:15:48,493 No, man, keytar. Keytar. 322 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,230 Yeah, he took the wrong parts of the words. 323 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:52,099 It's half keyboard and half guitar. 324 00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:54,002 So is a guitar or a keyboard? 325 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:57,205 Exactly. It's the best of both worlds. 326 00:15:57,245 --> 00:16:00,577 So it starts out as a keyboard and ends kind of as a guitar. 327 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:02,445 I don't like it. It's weird. 328 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:03,777 It's not the right shape. 329 00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:06,118 - Play him something. - Sure. 330 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:10,951 - Could you hold that please? - Mm-hmm. 331 00:16:15,497 --> 00:16:17,989 No, don't like it. 332 00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,863 Ugh, no. Weird. 333 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,671 Oh, that bit's good. 334 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,942 Who's this? 335 00:16:28,982 --> 00:16:31,711 Oh, here we go. The Fonzies have arrived. 336 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,275 This is Demetri. This is my new band. 337 00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:35,285 - Good luck. - Oh great. 338 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:37,313 Another awkward situation. 339 00:16:37,358 --> 00:16:39,883 So what's your band going to be called, Bret? 340 00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:41,984 Can't be called Flight of the Conchords, that's our name. 341 00:16:42,027 --> 00:16:44,660 It's not. It's called the Original Flight of the Conchords. 342 00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,690 You guys can be called Flight of the Condors, or whatever. 343 00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:48,465 We're gonna be the Crazy Dogggz. 344 00:16:48,504 --> 00:16:49,902 Shut up, Todd. 345 00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:52,101 Don't tell me to shut up in front of people. 346 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:55,737 Well, don't say what out name's gonna be. We haven't discussed it. 347 00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:58,109 Okay, Jemaine, Bret. Can I have a quiet word? 348 00:16:58,146 --> 00:16:59,706 Sure. Come on, Demetri. 349 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,652 No no, private. 350 00:17:05,923 --> 00:17:08,086 I'm just gonna play some more. 351 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,722 - Stop talking. - What do you play, the leather jacket? 352 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,062 I play the bongos, man. 353 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,862 What the hell's going on, guys? 354 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,564 Why did you fire Bret, Jemaine? 355 00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:19,402 Well, I was trying to fire Todd but he did a sad face at me. 356 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,432 I don't know if you can fire Bret. 357 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:24,002 You're equal band members. It's got to come from a higher authority. 358 00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:25,743 - Are you sure? - Ye... no. 359 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,340 I'll have to check, but it doesn't sound right. 360 00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,282 Yeah, I told him he couldn't fire me. 361 00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:31,149 What do you care for anyway, Bret? You're always quitting. 362 00:17:31,187 --> 00:17:33,383 Probably just quit in half an hour anyway. 363 00:17:33,424 --> 00:17:36,553 - So I've got two bands now. - Just manage us both. 364 00:17:36,594 --> 00:17:39,026 No, I can't. I'm not even suppose to manage one band. 365 00:17:39,062 --> 00:17:41,432 I'm suppose to be working at the New Zealand Consulate, Bret. 366 00:17:41,468 --> 00:17:43,731 Murray, do you think you could find another cubicle? 367 00:17:43,769 --> 00:17:45,828 Oh, sorry, Greg. Yeah, all right. 368 00:17:45,871 --> 00:17:47,466 Let's just calm down, all right? 369 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:49,202 We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map. 370 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,734 - It's not right. - Yeah, you're right. 371 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,371 You'll be okay, Jemaine. You've got a good band. You've got Todd. 372 00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:56,316 I just don't know about your guy, Bret. 373 00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:58,581 - Does he play any other instruments? - No. 374 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,485 Come on, what? Is that what you want? 375 00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:02,387 I'm gonna break your keytar. I'm gonna break your keytar. 376 00:18:02,424 --> 00:18:04,360 You think I care? 377 00:18:08,032 --> 00:18:10,866 # The distant future, the year 2000 # 378 00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:13,962 # The distant future, the distant future # 379 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,870 # Arf arf arf arf # 380 00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:18,776 # Arf arf arf arf... # 381 00:18:21,948 --> 00:18:23,974 # The humans are dead # 382 00:18:25,118 --> 00:18:28,216 - # The humans are dead # - # Dead # 383 00:18:28,258 --> 00:18:31,953 # We used poisonous gasses # 384 00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:34,897 # And we poisoned their asses. # 385 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,958 Whoo! Yeah! 386 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,003 How are the Original Flight of the Conchords going? 387 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,808 It's going pretty good, except that he copies my moves. 388 00:18:49,847 --> 00:18:51,646 - What moves? - My dance moves. 389 00:18:51,684 --> 00:18:53,344 You don't have dance moves. 390 00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:55,320 He also started copying my look. 391 00:18:55,355 --> 00:18:57,378 - What look? - You know... 392 00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:01,051 Oh yeah. 393 00:19:01,095 --> 00:19:02,790 How's Flight of the Conchords going? 394 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,821 Not too bad. 395 00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:08,233 I'm not getting on that well with Todd. 396 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:10,762 The band's sounding good, though. The bongos sound tight. 397 00:19:10,807 --> 00:19:12,865 We're doing a lot better than you and I were doing. 398 00:19:14,077 --> 00:19:16,910 I mean, Demetri and me are doing pretty well. 399 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,972 It's probably better than you and me as well. 400 00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:20,540 - Really? - Yeah. 401 00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:22,316 Hmm. 402 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,958 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 403 00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,361 Thank you. We're the Original Flight of the Conchords. 404 00:20:00,397 --> 00:20:02,665 Thank you. We're the Original Flight of the Conchords. 405 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:03,964 Thanks very much. You've been a great audience. 406 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,300 You've been a great audience. 407 00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:10,104 Oh hey, guys, 408 00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:12,805 band meetings. Come on. 409 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:15,371 Leave those girls alone there and come over. 410 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,479 - Okay, Bret. - Mm-hmm. 411 00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:21,148 - Demetri. - Mm-hmm. 412 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:23,247 - Jemaine. - Standing right next to you. 413 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,092 - Todd. - Present. 414 00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,721 Nice. Good one. 415 00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:28,663 And Murray, present. Okay. 416 00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:30,667 Went really good tonight. Really good, you two. 417 00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,599 - Thank you. - And good, you two too. 418 00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:35,505 But I think in the future I won't put you all on the same night 419 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:38,270 because you're playing the same songs, okay? 420 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:42,043 Actually, Jemaine, what about that song of Todd's? 421 00:20:42,082 --> 00:20:44,379 - You could do the one about the dogs. - "The Doggy Bounce." 422 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,409 - Bring that one in. I like that one. - Arf arf. 423 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,681 - Yeah, it's not ready though. - You know it's ready. 424 00:20:48,723 --> 00:20:51,157 - When it's ready we'll do it. - It's ready! 425 00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:53,183 Oh, hey hey hey, guys! 426 00:20:53,228 --> 00:20:56,197 - Chill out! - It's been ready! It's been ready! 427 00:20:56,231 --> 00:20:58,360 Come on, listen. Look, shake hands. 428 00:20:58,402 --> 00:21:00,597 We're not having this. All right? 429 00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:02,627 - He's squeezing my hand a little bit. - Are you? 430 00:21:02,672 --> 00:21:04,366 Just my regular handshake. 431 00:21:04,406 --> 00:21:06,969 There's no squeeze there. What a wuss. 432 00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:09,377 Right, I'm glad you're all here 433 00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:11,939 because I've got a crazy idea. It could be big. 434 00:21:11,983 --> 00:21:14,215 But what about if we put the two bands together 435 00:21:14,254 --> 00:21:15,652 to make one superband? 436 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:18,157 - A four-man supergroup? - Yeah. 437 00:21:18,191 --> 00:21:20,387 So we've got bongos, bass, 438 00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:22,397 guitar and... 439 00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:24,898 - the keytar thing. - Keytar. 440 00:21:24,932 --> 00:21:27,867 - Todd, what do you think? - Well, actually, Murray, 441 00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:30,667 um, Demetri and I have been talking and we... 442 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,766 we think it would be better 443 00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:34,673 if we just go it alone. 444 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,040 - What? - What? 445 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,377 - I'm sorry. - What are you talking about? 446 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,745 Todd and I are going to start a group... 447 00:21:38,782 --> 00:21:40,841 our own group without Bret and Jerome. 448 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,818 We're the Crazy Dogggz. 449 00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:44,982 - Arf. - Arf. See that? 450 00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:48,926 Are you crazy? What, the bongos and the keytar? 451 00:21:48,961 --> 00:21:50,757 Todd! 452 00:21:50,795 --> 00:21:54,063 Murray, I... I really appreciate you giving me a shot 453 00:21:54,102 --> 00:21:55,932 and I just... 454 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:57,935 I just think we're more compatible. 455 00:21:57,969 --> 00:22:00,067 I'm flabbergasted. 456 00:22:04,847 --> 00:22:07,575 # Oh yeah # 457 00:22:07,614 --> 00:22:10,711 - # Oh yeah # - # Doggy bounce # 458 00:22:10,754 --> 00:22:13,687 # I know what's happening # 459 00:22:15,628 --> 00:22:17,753 # There's really nothing to it # 460 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,422 # Arf arf... # 461 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,193 # You know you want to do it # 462 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:23,532 # Bounce bounce, doggy bounce # 463 00:22:23,569 --> 00:22:24,799 # Do the doggy bounce # 464 00:22:24,839 --> 00:22:26,896 # Bounce bounce, doggy bounce # 465 00:22:26,939 --> 00:22:28,429 # Bounce bounce, do the doggy bounce # 466 00:22:28,474 --> 00:22:30,965 # Bounce bounce, doggy bounce # 467 00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:32,206 # Bounce bounce, do the doggy bounce # 468 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:34,680 # Bounce bounce, doggy bounce # 469 00:22:34,715 --> 00:22:36,741 # Bongo solo # 470 00:22:43,159 --> 00:22:45,126 # Arf arf # 471 00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:53,933 # Put your bootie on the floor and get down on all fours # 472 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:57,635 # It ain't against the law, make your hand into a paw # 473 00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,405 # Bounce bounce, doggy bounce # 474 00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,640 # Bounce bounce, doggy bounce # 475 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,173 # Bounce bounce, doggie bounce # 476 00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:04,979 - # Bounce bounce # - # Oh yeah # 477 00:23:05,018 --> 00:23:06,815 # Doggy dos and doggy don'ts # 478 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,287 # Doggy wills and doggy won'ts # 479 00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:10,447 # Arf arf, do the doggy bounce # 480 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,291 # Arf arf, do the doggy bounce # 481 00:23:12,329 --> 00:23:14,352 # Doggy dos and doggy don'ts # 482 00:23:14,396 --> 00:23:16,522 - # Doggy wills and doggy won'ts # - # You know you wanna do it # 483 00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,328 # Arf arf, do the doggy bounce # 484 00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:21,268 # Arf arf, do the doggy bounce. # 485 00:23:21,304 --> 00:23:22,966 # Arf arf # 486 00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:25,132 - # You do the doggy bounce... # - Bret! 487 00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:27,508 I don't know why you don't like it. It's a good song. 488 00:23:27,545 --> 00:23:30,070 - Hey, Mel. - Hey, Mel. 489 00:23:30,115 --> 00:23:31,776 - Mel! - Mel! 490 00:23:31,816 --> 00:23:34,216 Oh! Oh hey, guys. 491 00:23:34,252 --> 00:23:37,051 - How's it going? - Good. You know, just really busy. 492 00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:39,650 Just crazy life... 493 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:42,959 stuff going on. 494 00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,794 Hey, you got one of the Crazy Dogggz t-shirts. 495 00:23:44,832 --> 00:23:46,697 No. 496 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,233 It says Crazy Dogggz on it. 497 00:23:50,271 --> 00:23:52,207 I've got to go, actually. I'm pretty late. 498 00:23:52,242 --> 00:23:54,836 - Oh. - Yeah. It was great seeing you. 499 00:23:54,878 --> 00:23:57,572 Oh... uh... okay. 500 00:23:57,612 --> 00:23:59,710 Hey, Mel, you didn't make it to our gig the other... 501 00:23:59,752 --> 00:24:02,981 - Oh, yeah. - There was no one there... 502 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,045 without you there. 503 00:24:12,831 --> 00:24:14,994 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Murray. 504 00:24:15,035 --> 00:24:17,230 Hey, Murray. 505 00:24:17,271 --> 00:24:20,432 Well, sorry I haven't been in touch. 506 00:24:20,472 --> 00:24:22,944 I've just been so busy, man, you know? 507 00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:24,945 - How are the Crazy Dogggz? - They're a phenomenon. 508 00:24:24,979 --> 00:24:26,277 Number one in 24 countries. 509 00:24:26,315 --> 00:24:28,441 - They say hi? - No. 510 00:24:28,483 --> 00:24:31,010 Have you seen the music video? 511 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,214 - Yeah. - Yeah, terrible. 512 00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:34,052 - I helped direct it. - It was good. 513 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:36,079 - Know the dog? It was my idea. - Really? 514 00:24:36,124 --> 00:24:38,256 - It's Toby. - How was South America? 515 00:24:38,298 --> 00:24:41,288 Oh, awesome. Really good, thanks. Yeah. 516 00:24:41,332 --> 00:24:43,960 We did one gig... 98,000 people. 517 00:24:44,001 --> 00:24:45,467 That was in Rio. 518 00:24:45,502 --> 00:24:48,440 Then the President of Peru invited us to like a dinner. 519 00:24:48,474 --> 00:24:50,408 We had parfaits. 520 00:24:50,443 --> 00:24:53,779 I got like a big sun lounger. 521 00:24:53,816 --> 00:24:55,645 Do we have any gigs, Murray? 522 00:24:55,683 --> 00:24:57,515 Yeah. Yeah, you've got the library. 523 00:24:57,552 --> 00:24:59,576 They want you back for the bingo night. 524 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:01,109 That was good the first time, wasn't it? 525 00:25:01,154 --> 00:25:02,454 Yeah. 526 00:25:02,491 --> 00:25:04,823 Actually that's the same night that the Crazy Dogggz have got a big gig. 527 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:07,725 - Giant Stadium. - How giant is it? 528 00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:10,791 That's what it's called... Giant. So I'm guessing pretty big. 529 00:25:10,835 --> 00:25:12,358 So I'm gonna go there first, set them up, 530 00:25:12,402 --> 00:25:14,462 and then come back to the library, help you guys out, 531 00:25:14,505 --> 00:25:17,028 and then probably to and fro between the library and the stadium. 532 00:25:17,073 --> 00:25:18,875 Yeah, Murray, it seems like you're spending a lot more time 533 00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:20,344 with the Crazy Dogggz than us. 534 00:25:20,379 --> 00:25:21,846 No, equal time. 535 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,573 Check my schedules, it's equal. 536 00:25:23,614 --> 00:25:24,981 - Really? - Yeah. 537 00:25:25,017 --> 00:25:26,748 I can't discuss it now 'cause I've got to go. 538 00:25:26,787 --> 00:25:28,378 I've got lunch with Tori Amos. 539 00:25:28,421 --> 00:25:30,049 Yeah yeah. 540 00:25:33,395 --> 00:25:35,125 Keep practicing, okay? 541 00:25:37,065 --> 00:25:39,361 See ya! 542 00:26:51,552 --> 00:26:54,184 # Oh yeah, arf arf # 543 00:26:54,225 --> 00:26:55,782 # Oh yeah # 544 00:26:55,826 --> 00:26:57,588 # I know what's happening. # 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net