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¶ eminem is not very good ¶
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¶ 50 cent is
not very good ¶
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¶ Snoop dogg is
not very good ¶
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¶ mos def is
not very good ¶
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¶ but the rhymenoceros
is very very good... ¶
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bass solo.
Bass solo over.
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¶ Jay-Z is
not very good ¶
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¶ lil Wayne is
not very good ¶
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¶ queen latifah is
not very good. ¶
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- thank you.
- That was brand new.
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Okay, band meeting.
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- Uh, well, Jemaine?
- Present.
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Who else have
we got here? Bret?
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- Yup.
- And who else?
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Mu... mur Ray. Oh.
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Greg's written this. He's
put the rs too far apart.
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It's "Murray."
Murray, present.
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Okay, item one:
Texas, Lexus...
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two rhyming words. Do you
think you could use those?
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- No.
- Maybe.
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"Maybe" from Bret.
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Item two: Manager's notes
from yesterday's gig.
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Right, here we are.
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"A good gig.
Very enjoyable."
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Oh, several complaints
about the noise.
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You've got to remember
this is in a library, guys.
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- Bear that in mind.
- But it's so hard to play there,
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because everyone
wants us to be quiet.
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- They're shushing us constantly.
- They're trying to read.
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We might as well not be there if
we're not gonna make any sound.
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You can make sound, just make
it so that people can't hear you.
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Okay. Oh, I've got
another note here...
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"dissing." I don't know what that means.
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Does that make
any sense to you?
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- Jemaine.
- Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap that he did.
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Right.
In the song, yeah.
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Dissing, bad-mouthing. Who are
those guys that you were dissing?
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The only one I could make out was
snoopy. What's your problem with him?
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- No, it was Snoop dogg.
- I know he's a dog, Bret.
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I'm not totally in the dark
ages. I do go out once in a while.
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- He's lovable. Leave him alone.
- No, he's a rapper.
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They're all rappers. I was
just dissing other rappers.
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Just keep your dissing
private, all right?
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I keep mine private.
I mean, I diss greg sometimes,
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but I keep it private.
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You didn't hear that,
did you, greg?
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Yes, Murray, I heard.
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You're only supposed to hear
when I have the button down.
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- Can you hear that?
- It is broken, Murray.
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Broken? How long
have you been hearing me?
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All year.
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Can we get that fixed,
greg, please?
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- Yes, I'll look into it tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
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What's wrong with that guy?
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Useless. What does
he do all day?
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You didn't hear that,
did you, greg?
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Good, so he didn't hear that last
bit. That's how you diss someone.
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Did you see what I did there? I
didn't start a fight with greg,
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I didn't hurt his feelings.
Greg's got feelings.
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Have you thought about these
rappers that you'rdissing?
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- You might hurt their feelings.
- Jemaine's right.
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You might hurt their
feelings, all right?
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Have you guys
ever had hurt feelings?
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¶ some people say that
rappers don't have feelings ¶
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- ¶ we have feelings ¶
- ¶ we have feelings ¶
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- ¶ some people say that we are not rappers ¶
- ¶ we're rappers ¶
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- ¶ that hurts our feelings ¶
- ¶ it hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers ¶
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¶ some people say that
rappers are invincible ¶
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- ¶ we're vincible ¶
- ¶ we're vincible ¶
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¶ what you are about
to hear are true stories ¶
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- ¶ real experiences ¶
- ¶ autobiographical raps ¶
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- ¶ things that happened to us ¶
- ¶ all true, bring the rhyme! ¶
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¶ I make a meal for my friends,
try to make it delicious ¶
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¶ try to keep it nutritious,
create wonderful dishes ¶
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¶ not one of them thinks
about the way I feel ¶
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¶ nobody compliments
the meal ¶
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¶ I've got hurt feelings,
I've got hurt feelings ¶
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¶ I feel like a prize asshole, no
one even mentions my casserole ¶
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¶ I've got hurt feelings,
I've got hurt feelings ¶
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¶ you could've said something
nice about my profita rolls ¶
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¶ here's a little story
to bring a tear to your eye ¶
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¶ I was shopping
for a wetsuit to scuba dive ¶
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¶ but every suit I tried was
too big around the thighs ¶
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¶ and the assistant suggested
I try a ladies' size ¶
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¶ I've got hurt feelings,
I've got hurt feelings ¶
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¶ I'm not gonna wear a
ladies' wetsuit, I'm a man ¶
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¶ I've got hurt feelings,
I've got hurt feelings ¶
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¶ get me a small
man's wetsuit, please ¶
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¶ it's my birthday, 2003 ¶
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¶ waiting for a call
from my family ¶
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¶ they forgot about me ¶
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¶ I've got hurt feelings,
I've got hurt feelings ¶
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¶ the day after my birthday
is not my birthday, mom ¶
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¶ I call my friends,
say, "let's go into town" ¶
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¶ but they're all too busy
to go into town ¶
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¶ so I go by myself,
I go into town ¶
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¶ then I see all my friends,
they're all in town ¶
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¶ I've got hurt feelings,
I've got hurt feelings ¶
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¶ they're all lined up to watch
that movie "maid in Manhattan" ¶
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¶ have you ever been told
that your ass is too big? ¶
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¶ have you ever been asked
if your hair is a wig? ¶
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¶ have you ever been told
you're mediocre in bed? ¶
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¶ have you ever been told
you've got a weird-shaped head? ¶
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¶ has your family ever
forgotten you and driven away? ¶
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¶ once again,
they forgot about j ¶
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¶ were you ever called "homo"
because at school you took Drama? ¶
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¶ have you ever been told
that you look like a llama? ¶
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- ¶ tears of a rapper ¶
- ¶ tears of a rapper ¶
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¶ I'm crying tears
of a rapper ¶
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¶ tears of a rapper. ¶
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yes, well,
all good examples.
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- Can we go now?
- But my point is:
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Just be careful around
rappers, all right?
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You hurt their feelings
and kaboom...
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they'll hurt you more
than your feelings...
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they'll hurt your pretty
little brain, Bret.
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It'll be gone, then
you'll have no feelings.
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- How would you like that?
- Well, I wouldn't like that.
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No, none of us would.
Okay, point made.
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End of meeting. Scram.
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Here in the united states,
rivalries between rappers
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usually result
in death or worse.
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- Death?
- Yeah, or worse.
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Isn't it the same way with
rappers back in newfoundland?
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- I'm not sure.
- New zealand.
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Yeah, Jemaine and I, we're the
only rappers apart from Steve,
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but he's...
he's a lovely guy.
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- He's very friendly.
- Which rappers did you diss, Bret?
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I just dissed all the
rappers I could think of.
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Oh shit. You want
to be careful, Bret.
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I heard of one rapper... he
chopped this guy's whole body off,
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just left
the dick behind.
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Don't you mean they...
they chopped off his dick?
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No, I mean they held his dick
and chopped his whole body off.
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That's all he was
in the end... a dick.
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Um, johnnyboy,
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thanks for applying
to be in my gang.
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Do you have
any gang experience?
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Do I have gang experience?
I was in the snake eyes,
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the duckies,
the cuckoos,
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the vampires, the pharaohs,
the ballroom dancers,
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the hobo lords,
the little enchanters, the...
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I was a navy seal
for 15 years.
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- Okay.
- I'm officially awol,
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so don't ask them about my
existence, 'cause they'll deny it.
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- Oh, no, I wouldn't.
- Yeah, and next thing you know,
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it's "goodbye, Dave,"
isn't it?
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- Yeah, I won't tell anyone.
- I'd appreciate that, Bret.
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So, Mr. And Mrs. Li, why do
you want to be in my gang?
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We run the internet
cafe downstairs.
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Vandals graffiti
our store window.
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We want to stop them.
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He says you have
a kind face.
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Dave, do you have
any special skills?
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I can make a weapon out
of pretty much anything
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that's lying around.
Like when I'm gardening,
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some a-hole tries
to sneak up and take me out...
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watering can tied
to a hose.
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Pop!
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Cops show up,
"what's that, officer?
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No, just watering
the geraniums."
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And in '54 I joined
the monkey lords.
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After that, the rockers,
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the gentleman jims,
the tsars,
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the stars, the might
midgets from Queens.
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So you've had a lot of
gang experience, basically.
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They're all gangs,
big daddy!
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- Going down, mate?
- Yes, thanks.
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- Are you a kiwi?
- Yes, hello.
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I'm Murray hewitt
from the new zealand consulate.
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- Oh no. A kiwi?
- Oh no.
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- Uh-oh.
Australian. Uh-oh.
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- Australians, eh?
- We're just kidding, mate.
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- We're from the Australian consulate.
- Oh, really?
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How are new zealand's
mineral exports, Murray?
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I don't actually know.
It's not my department.
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Ah. Is that them
there in your briefcase?
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- No.
- Not in your pocket, mate?
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Oh.
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Murray, I think
you dropped
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new zealand's mineral
exports for '08-'09.
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Yeah. Oh yeah.
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- No, we're just having a laugh, mate.
- Just pulling your tit.
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Yeah, just pulling your boob.
It's nice to meet you, mate.
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- We should have a beer sometime.
- Yeah, okay.
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That would be great.
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Okay, guys, there
are gangsters out there
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that have got
a major beef with me,
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so I want
a defense schedule.
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I need to know what times
we're available. Mrs. Li?
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We can do lunchtimes
and after 7:00.
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Otherwise,
we're busy in the shop.
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- Okay. Dave?
- I'm available most days after 6:00
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but not weekends...
and I can't say why.
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Dinner with your parents?
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Huh! No.
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I'm available
all the time,
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but I like to go
to bed by 8:00 at night
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so I can build up
my zs for the next day.
200
00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:04,844
Otherwise
I get real tired.
201
00:10:04,911 --> 00:10:06,879
Oh, and I got
to take toilet breaks.
202
00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:09,181
I have a bladder thing.
203
00:10:09,249 --> 00:10:12,318
Does anyone else have anything
like that they want to add?
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00:10:12,386 --> 00:10:15,688
Yeah, if anyone wants me to make
them a pair of these bad boys,
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00:10:15,756 --> 00:10:17,690
I'll need
about a week's notice.
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00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,728
- Cup of tea?
- Yes.
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- Yep.
- I'd better not.
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Oh yeah. Okay.
209
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:30,069
Jemaine. Jemaine!
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Jemaine, hi.
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- Hey.
- I have something for you. It's fan art.
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00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:36,909
Stop the car, Doug!
We're here.
213
00:10:36,977 --> 00:10:39,645
Hold on one second, okay?
It's in the trunk.
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- Hi, Doug.
- Hey, Jemaine. Where's Bret?
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- He's in a gang.
- Wow. Are you in it?
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00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,789
- I don't need to be in a gang.
- Here you go.
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Oh.
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What is it?
219
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You don't like it.
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I do.
221
00:10:59,299 --> 00:11:02,001
No, you don't. You practically
admitted that you don't like it.
222
00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:04,570
- I... did I?
- Oh my God.
223
00:11:04,604 --> 00:11:06,872
- You don't like it at all.
- No, I I... I like it.
224
00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:09,408
- Do you?
- Yes.
225
00:11:09,476 --> 00:11:11,711
You love it! I can't
believe he loves it!
226
00:11:11,778 --> 00:11:14,680
Oh God, you should
hang it on your wall
227
00:11:14,748 --> 00:11:17,616
so you can see how strong
and powerful you are,
228
00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:20,186
like the God ra...
the sun God ra...
229
00:11:20,253 --> 00:11:23,823
- or like a pharaoh.
- I'm not as muscley as that.
230
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- Yeah, that's what I said.
- Be quiet, Doug.
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- Be quiet, Doug.
- Doug offered to pose, but...
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it's not the same.
233
00:11:32,132 --> 00:11:35,101
Anyways, I made one of Bret,
but it came out a little weird,
234
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,636
- so don't tell him, okay?
- O... okay.
235
00:11:37,704 --> 00:11:40,206
It came out x-rated,
actually...
236
00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:44,310
some shadowing on the crotch
got out of hand, but...
237
00:11:47,347 --> 00:11:50,516
- got it?
- Got it.
238
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,827
- Bret! Bret! Bret!
- We got him good!
239
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:05,031
False alarm. It's Jemaine.
240
00:12:05,132 --> 00:12:08,267
- It's my flatmate. Sorry, mate.
- Can attack!
241
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,971
Oh shit.
Sorry, man.
242
00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:15,541
I couldn't see what was going
on from around the corner.
243
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,977
- Hey, Dave.
- Hey, sorry, Jemaine.
244
00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:21,113
We were just expecting missy Elliot
was gonna come and chop my body off.
245
00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,549
This is johnnyboy, Mrs. Li.
This is Jemaine.
246
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,452
- Hey.
- Let's go back to combat positions.
247
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:30,156
Good one, Dave.
How was your day?
248
00:12:30,223 --> 00:12:31,791
Oh, good,
thanks. Yeah.
249
00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:36,095
- How was your day?
- Uh, it was good.
250
00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:37,897
I've been in the ceiling
most of the day.
251
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,499
Bret, is your gang
gonna be here all day?
252
00:12:40,534 --> 00:12:43,536
Yeah. Why?
253
00:12:43,603 --> 00:12:45,471
Well, I don't think
there's a real threat.
254
00:12:45,505 --> 00:12:47,239
Could you put that
in there, please?
255
00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:55,147
Right. Bret, what's this I hear from one
of the band about you starting up a gang?
256
00:12:55,215 --> 00:12:57,917
- You told me to start up a gang.
- I said rappers have gangs
257
00:12:58,018 --> 00:12:59,185
and you shouldn't
hassle rappers.
258
00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:00,586
No, you said
rappers have gangs,
259
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,021
so I should start a gang.
260
00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:03,255
Typical...
you didn't listen.
261
00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:05,524
And what's this I also hear
from the same source
262
00:13:05,592 --> 00:13:08,694
that your gang
assaulted Jemaine here
263
00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:11,664
in a surprise attack?
What were you doing?
264
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,600
Is this some sort of initiation
for Jemaine into the ganit
265
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,302
- no, I'm not in a surpr in the gang. What were
- no. Doing?
266
00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:17,870
Why aren't you
in the gang?
267
00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:20,006
He didn't even ask me
to be in the gang.
268
00:13:20,073 --> 00:13:22,041
It's got to stop.
269
00:13:22,109 --> 00:13:23,609
This gang
is disbandoned.
270
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,112
- No. Dis... what?
- Disbandoned.
271
00:13:26,213 --> 00:13:28,147
- Disbanded you mean?
- Abandoned?
272
00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:30,082
Yup, all of those things.
273
00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:31,484
- It's gone.
- No. No.
274
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,452
- Yes. Yes.
- No. No!
275
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,054
- Yes!
- No.
276
00:13:35,122 --> 00:13:36,722
- How about yes?
- How about no?
277
00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,657
- Well, I'd rather you say yes.
- No.
278
00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:39,992
- Yes.
- Uh, Murray?
279
00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:42,461
Not now. I'm just in
the middle of a debate, greg.
280
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:44,230
- Yes!
- No!
281
00:13:44,297 --> 00:13:46,132
Oh, greg, is this
about the intercom?
282
00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:49,669
No, the Australian consulate
is hosting drinks on Thursday.
283
00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:52,505
- We've all been asked to attend.
- Oh.
284
00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:55,641
I don't really want to go
to that. Do I have to go?
285
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:59,445
- I think so, Murray.
- Can I have a "plus two"?
286
00:13:59,479 --> 00:14:01,113
I don't know.
I'll ask.
287
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:03,549
- Thanks, greg.
- No problem, Murray.
288
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:05,818
That would be good.
289
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:06,819
Nice guy,
isn't he... greg?
290
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,387
- Yeah, he is.
- He's cool.
291
00:14:08,455 --> 00:14:11,290
Now, Bret, the reason I'm
coming down on you so hard
292
00:14:11,358 --> 00:14:15,261
on the gang situation is... I don't
want you to think ess of me here,
293
00:14:17,297 --> 00:14:19,498
but I actually
used to be in a gang.
294
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:21,600
- That's right.
- You did?
295
00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:23,502
- Yes.
- Who was in your gang, you and your mom?
296
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,638
No, Jemaine. It was me,
my brother graeme,
297
00:14:25,706 --> 00:14:28,107
and my dad Gordon. Mom
wasn't even allowed in it.
298
00:14:28,175 --> 00:14:30,810
- No one knew why.
- So what did you do in your gang?
299
00:14:30,877 --> 00:14:34,013
Well, we were a bikey gang. We
used to ride around on our bikes.
300
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,881
Dad was the leader,
301
00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:37,950
graeme found nice places
for us to ride to
302
00:14:38,018 --> 00:14:40,353
and I was the guy
that looked after the bags.
303
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:44,090
Murray, is there anything
band-related in today's meeting?
304
00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:47,526
Yes, there is, actually, but I
haven't finished my gang stories.
305
00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:49,595
I'm gonna just head off...
I've got gang practice.
306
00:14:49,663 --> 00:14:52,131
Gang pr... wait.
307
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:56,635
Bret... Murray, curry.
Any use to you?
308
00:14:59,339 --> 00:15:02,508
Jemaine!
Hey. Hi.
309
00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:05,711
- Hey, Mel.
- I was just walking past your place
310
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,014
and I noticed that the
fan art I painted for you
311
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,649
was out on the stoop
near the garbage.
312
00:15:10,717 --> 00:15:13,285
- What?
- Oh, what?
313
00:15:13,353 --> 00:15:16,088
If you don't like it, Jemaine,
I'd prefer if you told me.
314
00:15:16,189 --> 00:15:17,957
You don't like it,
do you?
315
00:15:17,991 --> 00:15:21,060
- I... I like it. - okay, all
right, I'll just take it away.
316
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,095
I know what it feels
like to not be wanted.
317
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:26,132
- Mel, I had to throw it away!
- Why?
318
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,001
Because Bret was jealous.
319
00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:30,936
Really?
320
00:15:31,038 --> 00:15:32,838
Was he going apeshit?
321
00:15:32,906 --> 00:15:34,807
He went apeshit.
322
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,842
I swear on Doug's life
I will fix this rift.
323
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:40,413
I'm gonna take this with me.
I'll be right back.
324
00:15:45,252 --> 00:15:48,587
Just... Jemaine,
stay close.
325
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,589
I am close.
You're too close now.
326
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:52,558
No, but... closer. Put
your feet next to mine
327
00:15:52,626 --> 00:15:55,995
that's it. We're together, all right?
328
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:58,731
Okay. You said there was
gonna be cheese.
329
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,633
You said there was
gonna be free cheese.
330
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:03,035
There will be cheese.
Over there. Iook.
331
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,237
Right, let's go and get
some cheese together, okay?
332
00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:08,207
All right, go.
333
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:09,842
- No, you're too close.
- No, that's good.
334
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,177
Too close.
335
00:16:18,819 --> 00:16:21,253
- Oh, no.
- Oh, the mighty Murray.
336
00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:23,723
Good to see you. Who's
this, Murray... your wife?
337
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,625
No, his wife...
his wife left him.
338
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,961
Jemaine!
339
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,796
Is this your girlfriend
then, is it, Murray?
340
00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:33,399
Huh. No, I'm just
his plus one.
341
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,835
Oh. No, wait,
I know who it is.
342
00:16:35,902 --> 00:16:39,372
Miss new zealand... best looking
Sheila in the whole country.
343
00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:42,141
- Sorry, I didn't
recognize you
344
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,043
without the crown
and sash.
345
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:46,479
- Catch you later.
- Ah.
346
00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:48,581
Who are those guys?
347
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:51,884
Idiots.
Official idiots, Jemaine.
348
00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:54,353
Let's just get all their cheese
and grapes and get out of here.
349
00:16:54,421 --> 00:16:56,756
No, I don't have to put up
with this sort of behavior.
350
00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:58,657
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna take it to the top.
351
00:16:58,692 --> 00:17:00,092
- No, don't.
- I'm taking it to the top.
352
00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:02,028
Don't take it
to the top.
353
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:05,631
- Excuse me.
- Yes? Hello.
354
00:17:05,699 --> 00:17:08,534
Ambassador,
I'm Murray hewitt
355
00:17:08,602 --> 00:17:11,037
from the new zealand consulate.
I'd like to complain
356
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,606
about three of your staff
members and their behavior.
357
00:17:13,674 --> 00:17:15,708
Oh, sorry about that.
358
00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:18,678
You should know that I take
these things very seriously.
359
00:17:18,745 --> 00:17:21,814
Okay, good. Three of your
staff members have been
360
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:24,583
insulting me and my country
over the last few days.
361
00:17:24,651 --> 00:17:27,253
Oh, what exactly
have they been saying?
362
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,288
Well, a number of things,
363
00:17:29,356 --> 00:17:30,690
but most recently they've
been implying my friend here
364
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,125
- was miss new zealand.
- I'm not.
365
00:17:33,193 --> 00:17:35,161
- He's a man.
- Is that true?
366
00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:39,365
- Yes, I'm a man.
- Well, look, I'm really sorry about that.
367
00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:42,702
But I thought flossy the sheep
won miss new zealand every year.
368
00:17:45,005 --> 00:17:47,973
Just joking, Murray.
Just joking.
369
00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:51,110
Greg, what are
you laughing for?
370
00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:03,155
¶ I've got hurt feelings ¶
371
00:18:03,223 --> 00:18:07,426
¶ I've got
hurt feelings ¶
372
00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:17,403
¶ I've got hurt feelings ¶
373
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:22,375
¶ I've got
hurt feelings... ¶
374
00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:24,343
Mel, I could pose
for you.
375
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:26,879
Oh, no thanks.
376
00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:31,784
¶ I've got hurt feelings ¶
377
00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:36,389
¶ I've got
hurt feelings ¶
378
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:46,032
¶ I've got
hurt feelings ¶
379
00:18:46,099 --> 00:18:50,736
¶ I've got hurt feelings ¶
380
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:54,940
¶ hurt feelings ¶
381
00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:58,544
¶ have you ever been made fun of
because of where you were from? ¶
382
00:18:58,612 --> 00:19:02,114
¶ have you ever been dissed
over the intercom? ¶
383
00:19:02,149 --> 00:19:05,618
¶ have you ever found a gift
you've given thrown away? ¶
384
00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:09,388
¶ have you ever been told
that you're the wrong shape? ¶
385
00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:12,992
¶ have you ever been told
that you're miss new zealand? ¶
386
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:17,229
¶ have you ever had
hurt feelings? ¶
387
00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,635
come on, Jemaine.
Let's go home.
388
00:19:26,807 --> 00:19:28,908
Thanks for bringing me
to the party, Murray.
389
00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:31,911
That's all right.
Good cheese, wasn't it?
390
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,048
- What are we doing here?
- Just stay sharp, man.
391
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,950
- Stay sharp.
- What am I looking for?
392
00:19:38,018 --> 00:19:40,820
We're looking for,
basically, all rappers.
393
00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:43,522
- All of them?
- Yup, just... you know,
394
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:48,060
- mos def, all the guys.
- Mos def, the guy from "law & order: SUV"?
395
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:51,330
No, that's ice cube,
but keep an eye out for him.
396
00:19:51,365 --> 00:19:53,766
No no, ice cube was in "are we
there yet?" and "are we done yet?"
397
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,901
- No.
- Yeah, he was.
398
00:19:55,936 --> 00:19:59,005
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're probably talking about method man
399
00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:02,074
- from "meet the spartans."
- Who was he in "meet the spartans"?
400
00:20:02,142 --> 00:20:04,577
- He was the persian emissary.
- No, not him.
401
00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:07,747
- Snoop dogg... that's gotta
be it. - What was he in?
402
00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:10,916
Just about everything.
He's in "starsky & hutch."
403
00:20:10,984 --> 00:20:13,919
He was in "soul plane,"
"racing stripes"...
404
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:15,721
he was the voice
of lightning the racehorse.
405
00:20:15,789 --> 00:20:18,591
- Yeah yeah yeah.
- Yeah, you don't want him on your ass.
406
00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:21,227
Hey!
407
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:24,196
Bret, Dave,
get those kids.
408
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,232
They graffiti
our store.
409
00:20:34,508 --> 00:20:36,642
- Oh no.
- Oh, let's go the other way.
410
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,778
- Let's go the other way.
- No, Jemaine, no.
411
00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:41,247
No, let's keep walking.
412
00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:45,918
Well, on behalf
of the tough brets,
413
00:20:45,986 --> 00:20:47,987
I'd like you
to stop graffitiing
414
00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:50,056
Mr. And Mrs. Li's
internet shop.
415
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:52,758
- Who are you?
- Yeah, get lost.
416
00:20:55,028 --> 00:20:58,197
Stay cool, Bret.
Stay cool.
417
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:02,968
Stay cool, Bret.
418
00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:08,174
¶ Bret, cool your jets,
don't sweat ¶
419
00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:11,177
¶ don't flip,
don't get upset ¶
420
00:21:11,244 --> 00:21:14,780
¶ Bret, let 'em go,
daddy-o ¶
421
00:21:14,848 --> 00:21:16,716
¶ listen, Bret,
the kid's not a threat ¶
422
00:21:16,783 --> 00:21:19,652
¶ not gonna sleep
till I found him ¶
423
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,488
¶ I'll pound him,
I'll bet he regrets ¶
424
00:21:22,556 --> 00:21:25,558
¶ he ever messed with Bret
from the tough brets! ¶
425
00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:29,395
¶ stay cool, Bret,
Bret, stay cool ¶
426
00:21:29,463 --> 00:21:32,665
¶ stay cool, Bret,
Bret, stay cool ¶
427
00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:35,234
¶ stay cool, Bret,
Bret, stay cool ¶
428
00:21:35,302 --> 00:21:38,471
¶ stay cool, Bret,
Bret, stay cool ¶
429
00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:44,477
¶ stay cool, Murray ¶
430
00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:46,946
¶ stay cool, Murray ¶
431
00:21:48,048 --> 00:21:50,449
¶ stay cool, Murray ¶
432
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,885
¶ what's the hurry? ¶
433
00:21:52,953 --> 00:21:55,421
¶ hello, Murray,
glad I caught ya ¶
434
00:21:55,489 --> 00:21:57,490
¶ who's this?
Your daughter? ¶
435
00:21:57,557 --> 00:21:59,325
¶ your girlfriend looks great,
do you want a date? ¶
436
00:21:59,393 --> 00:22:02,028
¶ just pulling
your tit, mate... ¶
437
00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:12,738
¶ bam! ¶
438
00:22:16,843 --> 00:22:18,911
¶ pow! ¶
439
00:22:21,348 --> 00:22:22,982
¶ stay ¶
440
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,485
¶ cool ¶
441
00:22:29,823 --> 00:22:32,091
¶ I'll bet you regret
you ever messed with ¶
442
00:22:32,159 --> 00:22:34,493
¶ Bret and the tough brets! ¶
443
00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:39,031
stay cool.
444
00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:40,566
Pow.
445
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:43,536
So you should respect
oth people's property.
446
00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:45,338
- Ah! Yeah.
- Ow!
447
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,406
- Bret, you just kicked a kid!
- Sorry.
448
00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:48,841
You could get
10 years for that.
449
00:22:48,942 --> 00:22:50,543
That's it,
we've got to blow, man.
450
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:51,744
Let's haul ass fast.
451
00:22:51,812 --> 00:22:53,779
I know a place we can
hide till this blows over.
452
00:22:53,847 --> 00:22:55,848
- Come on. You dig?
- I think so.
453
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,953
What the hell?
454
00:23:01,021 --> 00:23:03,989
When did
this thing go up?
455
00:23:04,057 --> 00:23:06,192
Where's the dapper dukes'
hideout? It was right here.
456
00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:09,929
You know, we laid low for three
straight months back in '58.
457
00:23:09,996 --> 00:23:12,331
Johnny, I think they've
probably all retired by now.
458
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,735
Where'd they go?
459
00:23:18,872 --> 00:23:20,673
Come on, Johnny,
let's... let's go.
460
00:23:20,741 --> 00:23:22,641
It's getting dark.
We should probably head off.
461
00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:24,610
Maybe you're right, lil Louie.
I'm getting old.
462
00:23:24,678 --> 00:23:26,712
This game ain't no good
for me no more.
463
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,515
I'm sorry, Louie.
I'm out.
464
00:23:29,583 --> 00:23:32,551
So long, lil Louie.
465
00:23:34,254 --> 00:23:35,654
So have you thought
about who's gonna
466
00:23:35,722 --> 00:23:37,957
take johnnyboy's place
as the second in command?
467
00:23:39,826 --> 00:23:42,194
- Hey.
- Where the rest of your gang?
468
00:23:42,262 --> 00:23:44,630
- Uh...
- what's that doing here?
469
00:23:44,698 --> 00:23:46,165
I found that on
the steps downstairs.
470
00:23:46,233 --> 00:23:48,200
I thought
you painted it.
471
00:23:48,235 --> 00:23:51,437
Oh my... ugh.
Oh my God.
472
00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:54,073
Yeah, it's a pretty
weird one.
473
00:23:56,610 --> 00:23:58,511
How come
I'm wearing gumboots?
474
00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:02,915
Hey, Jemaine.
475
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:05,484
- Hello.
- Hey, Mel.
476
00:24:05,552 --> 00:24:07,319
So you saw my painting.
477
00:24:07,387 --> 00:24:10,456
Bret loves it. I saw him bring
it up a couple of hours ago.
478
00:24:10,524 --> 00:24:12,224
Is everything cool
between you two?
479
00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:13,993
Yeah, it's all better now.
Thank you.
480
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:17,396
Great. What are
you doing with it?
481
00:24:17,464 --> 00:24:21,767
Uh, just showing everyone
in the neighborhood.
482
00:24:21,868 --> 00:24:23,602
Well, I'd love
to come with you.
483
00:24:23,637 --> 00:24:25,571
- Oh.
- Yeah yeah,
484
00:24:25,639 --> 00:24:27,840
let's walk it around
and get people's reactions.
485
00:24:27,908 --> 00:24:29,975
- Uh...
- I'm proud of it too.
486
00:24:31,378 --> 00:24:34,380
Big art opening... around
the block. Come on.
487
00:24:34,448 --> 00:24:37,516
Shit.
488
00:24:37,551 --> 00:24:41,187
- Who is it?
- It's the police.
489
00:24:41,221 --> 00:24:42,922
Iook, if my mom...
490
00:24:42,989 --> 00:24:44,924
I'm not going back to
the big house, all right?
491
00:24:44,991 --> 00:24:47,426
I'm out of here.
Stall 'em.
492
00:24:50,564 --> 00:24:52,665
- Hello.
- Sir, we've got a report
493
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:55,234
of a kid being kicked on the
street by a group of adults.
494
00:24:55,302 --> 00:24:57,570
Oh, yes.
That was me.
495
00:24:57,604 --> 00:24:59,205
They said it was
a group of adults.
496
00:24:59,272 --> 00:25:01,807
Um, that was my gang.
497
00:25:01,942 --> 00:25:04,443
- Okay, so why'd
you kick the boy?
498
00:25:04,511 --> 00:25:08,080
- Well, I guess that
was gang-related.
499
00:25:08,148 --> 00:25:10,149
Well, in the future, I suggest
you don't kick children.
500
00:25:10,183 --> 00:25:12,151
- Mm-hmm. - we'll let this
go because we don't like
501
00:25:12,252 --> 00:25:13,953
that particular kid, but
we've got our eyes on you.
502
00:25:14,021 --> 00:25:15,354
Okay, officer.
503
00:25:15,422 --> 00:25:17,289
Thank you.
504
00:25:19,493 --> 00:25:20,960
Whew!
505
00:25:22,529 --> 00:25:24,130
Dave, they've gone.
506
00:25:25,966 --> 00:25:27,600
Dave?
507
00:25:30,704 --> 00:25:33,673
See, Bret? This is what
happens when you start rapping.
508
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,042
- Good one. Iook at what
you've done to David.
509
00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:38,144
Bret, I want out...
I want out of the gang.
510
00:25:38,211 --> 00:25:41,247
Johnnyboy's gone,
Mr. And Mrs. Li are gone.
511
00:25:41,314 --> 00:25:43,849
- Where have they gone?
- They've gone to taiwan to visit their son phang.
512
00:25:43,884 --> 00:25:45,484
He just graduated
dental school.
513
00:25:45,552 --> 00:25:47,520
- Dave... - it's
over, man! I'm out.
514
00:25:47,621 --> 00:25:49,422
Without you, man,
I've got no one.
515
00:25:49,456 --> 00:25:51,090
Maybe there's someone else
who'll be in your gang.
516
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:53,559
- Someone whom you haven't asked.
- Who?
517
00:25:53,627 --> 00:25:55,194
Jemaine's talking
about Jemaine, Bret.
518
00:25:55,228 --> 00:25:56,896
You could've asked him...
or me... but you didn't.
519
00:25:56,997 --> 00:25:59,365
- You didn't ask us.
- Do you guys want to be in the gang?
520
00:25:59,466 --> 00:26:01,834
- Yes!
- Yeah. I'd like to, yeah.
521
00:26:01,902 --> 00:26:04,236
Oh, that's cool.
Then there's four of us.
522
00:26:04,304 --> 00:26:07,373
No, there's three,
'cause I quit
523
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,909
and so should you.
And you, Jemaine,
524
00:26:09,976 --> 00:26:11,577
if you know
what's good for you.
525
00:26:11,645 --> 00:26:15,648
Dave's right. Sorry, guys,
I'm out of the gang.
526
00:26:15,716 --> 00:26:17,750
Well, if you're out
and you're out, then I'm out.
527
00:26:17,818 --> 00:26:19,352
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm out.
528
00:26:19,419 --> 00:26:22,988
You're out as well?
Well, I'm not leaving.
529
00:26:23,056 --> 00:26:25,057
So that's it...
I'm in.
530
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,727
I'm the gang.
I'm the tough brets.
531
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:32,732
- This is a painting
I did of Jemaine.
532
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:36,402
As you can see, I pretty
much got the handsomeness.
533
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,637
That's Jemaine.
534
00:26:38,705 --> 00:26:40,906
If you don't believe it,
he can take his shirt off
535
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,441
and you can
be sure about it.
536
00:26:42,509 --> 00:26:44,143
Oh, hello.
This is my painting.
537
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:45,845
I did this painting.
This is Jemaine.
538
00:26:45,912 --> 00:26:47,546
This is him.
He's my muse.
539
00:26:47,614 --> 00:26:49,682
He is my muse
and my joy.
540
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,817
People don't
appreciate art, do they?
541
00:26:51,885 --> 00:26:53,853
Unbelievable.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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