1 00:00:04,153 --> 00:00:06,688 - So it goes g... - g, b... 2 00:00:06,722 --> 00:00:08,756 guys, the audience is in, okay? 3 00:00:08,824 --> 00:00:11,259 - So you can go on. - How many? 4 00:00:11,327 --> 00:00:13,695 Uh, one... 5 00:00:15,531 --> 00:00:17,632 - yeah, one. - One? 6 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:19,367 - Yeah. - Is it Mel? 7 00:00:19,435 --> 00:00:21,502 No, it's not, Bret. Actually, Mel was busy. 8 00:00:21,537 --> 00:00:23,938 She actually requested that she can't come today. 9 00:00:24,006 --> 00:00:27,141 But if she was here, yes, we'd have two. 10 00:00:27,209 --> 00:00:29,310 But unfortunately we're down to one today. 11 00:00:29,378 --> 00:00:32,247 - One person? - It's a big guy though, Jemaine. 12 00:00:32,314 --> 00:00:35,517 He's taking up three seats. He's got shopping bags with him. 13 00:00:35,584 --> 00:00:38,653 - Well, you can't count the shopping bags, can you? - There's three seats used. 14 00:00:38,721 --> 00:00:41,389 What, so the majority of the audience is shopping bags? 15 00:00:41,457 --> 00:00:43,358 Yeah, most of the audience are shopping bags. 16 00:00:43,392 --> 00:00:44,726 But don't look at it that way. 17 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:47,328 Iook at it that there's three seats taken. 18 00:00:47,396 --> 00:00:49,330 - Yeah? - Okay. 19 00:00:49,398 --> 00:00:52,800 Just give this one big guy with the shopping bags the best gig of his life. 20 00:00:52,868 --> 00:00:54,903 Rock it out. 21 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:02,343 One person. 22 00:01:02,411 --> 00:01:04,512 This is a new low. 23 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:37,178 ¶ voodoo lover! ¶ 24 00:01:38,447 --> 00:01:41,115 thank you. Thank you... 25 00:01:41,183 --> 00:01:43,585 especially the one audience member for coming along today. 26 00:01:43,652 --> 00:01:46,554 Hey, when did he go? 27 00:01:46,622 --> 00:01:48,523 When did that guy leave? 28 00:01:48,591 --> 00:01:50,658 Yeah, he... he snuck out. 29 00:01:50,726 --> 00:01:52,193 Possibly as early as the first song. 30 00:01:52,261 --> 00:01:54,362 So we played this whole gig to an empty room? 31 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:55,864 Technically yes. 32 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:57,632 Well, technically you were there. 33 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:00,301 Technically I actually snuck out as well. 34 00:02:00,369 --> 00:02:02,637 - You snuck out? - What do you mean you snuck out? 35 00:02:02,738 --> 00:02:04,639 I knew you were gonna get angry. Don't single me out. 36 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:07,041 What about the other guy? He snuck out. 37 00:02:07,109 --> 00:02:09,477 - He's not our manager though. - I know. 38 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:12,580 You've got to question yourselves. Why is the audience gone? 39 00:02:12,648 --> 00:02:15,416 Why is the manager gone? What's he doing leaving? 40 00:02:15,484 --> 00:02:17,418 Well, you went shopping. 41 00:02:17,486 --> 00:02:19,621 Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:20,956 --> 00:02:22,957 Anyway, zero people. 43 00:02:23,025 --> 00:02:25,159 This is a new low. 44 00:02:30,399 --> 00:02:32,467 All right, it's time to get the high points 45 00:02:32,535 --> 00:02:34,269 and low points graph out. 46 00:02:34,336 --> 00:02:37,171 And unfortunately, as of yesterday, 47 00:02:37,239 --> 00:02:38,506 we've hit a new low point... 48 00:02:38,607 --> 00:02:40,642 doing a gig to nobody. 49 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,911 Pass it around. 50 00:02:42,978 --> 00:02:45,246 - That's the graph. - It's at zero. 51 00:02:45,314 --> 00:02:47,315 Wow. What's that high point? 52 00:02:47,383 --> 00:02:50,084 Yeah, that's when I didn't have to pay the meter. 53 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:52,854 Remember the meter was broken when I parked outside your apartment? 54 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,556 That's the high point of our career? 55 00:02:54,623 --> 00:02:57,859 That is the high point of us as a band 56 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,427 in our career so far. 57 00:02:59,495 --> 00:03:01,429 I still think about it now. 58 00:03:01,497 --> 00:03:03,264 It was such a great night. 59 00:03:03,332 --> 00:03:05,133 But we're not concentrating on that now. 60 00:03:05,201 --> 00:03:08,303 Those times are gone. We're in the low now. We're in the lull. 61 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,305 Well, how come no one comes to our gigs? 62 00:03:10,372 --> 00:03:13,341 I've tried to rack my brains to find that answe Bret. 63 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:15,777 I think we're gonna have to face facts. 64 00:03:15,844 --> 00:03:17,979 You guys just don't look cool. 65 00:03:18,047 --> 00:03:19,847 L- I do. 66 00:03:19,915 --> 00:03:21,416 - No you don't. - No. 67 00:03:21,483 --> 00:03:24,185 - Don't I? - You may look cool in your mind, 68 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,554 but when other people are looking at you 69 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:28,389 they don't see what's happening inside your head. 70 00:03:28,457 --> 00:03:30,158 Okay? They can only see the outer shell. 71 00:03:30,226 --> 00:03:31,726 It doesn't matter anyway. 72 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:33,528 It's about the music, not about the way you look. 73 00:03:33,596 --> 00:03:35,396 Maybe in the '70s, guys. 74 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:37,498 But come on, get up with the '90s. 75 00:03:37,566 --> 00:03:40,201 - Times have changed. - It's not the '90s. 76 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:43,371 Okay, my point is the difference between cool bands 77 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,340 and you is hair. 78 00:03:45,407 --> 00:03:47,709 - I've got hair. - True. 79 00:03:47,776 --> 00:03:51,045 But most of your hair is body hair, isn't is, Jemaine? 80 00:03:51,113 --> 00:03:52,680 Well, some of it. 81 00:03:52,748 --> 00:03:54,415 Iook at this. 82 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:57,752 Style. That's what we need. 83 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,889 - I know what you're gonna say. - Uh... 84 00:04:00,956 --> 00:04:03,191 I knew you were gonna say that. But this is the stuff. 85 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:05,093 Styling gel, okay? 86 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,363 Have a look at these. 87 00:04:10,065 --> 00:04:11,733 What's this? 88 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,234 Just some experiments I ran 89 00:04:13,302 --> 00:04:15,770 back in 1991 when I was trying to find my look. 90 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,605 You should dress like this more often. 91 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:20,074 - No, I've found my look now. - And that's your look? 92 00:04:20,142 --> 00:04:21,175 Yup, this is the winning look. 93 00:04:21,243 --> 00:04:23,678 A moss-green shirt and a tie? 94 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:25,580 Obviously this is for work. 95 00:04:25,648 --> 00:04:27,882 Up here is for play, isn't it? 96 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:30,018 No, this is it. This is the stuff. 97 00:04:30,085 --> 00:04:32,854 I really enjoyed it. The only problem is it's very powerful. 98 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:35,623 - Okay? It takes hold of you. - Knock knock. 99 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:37,425 Morning, prime minister. 100 00:04:37,493 --> 00:04:39,194 Guys, sit down, sit down. 101 00:04:39,261 --> 00:04:40,962 Thank you, m'lord. 102 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,897 Murray, have you got an eraser? 103 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:44,432 I'm doing a drawing but I've made a mistake. 104 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,235 I'm working on a poster idea for my new campaign. 105 00:04:47,303 --> 00:04:49,404 - That is a good poster, sir. - Not bad. 106 00:04:49,471 --> 00:04:51,873 How about you guys? Are you excited about new zealandtown? 107 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:53,942 - What's that? - Oh, I was gonna mention that. 108 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:56,811 Well, you know Chinatown and little Italy, right? 109 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,514 - Yeah. - Well, we want to establish a new zealandtown 110 00:04:59,582 --> 00:05:02,717 - right here in new York city. - Where's it gonna be? 111 00:05:02,785 --> 00:05:05,820 Well, it's gonna be one block between Chinatown and little Italy, 112 00:05:05,921 --> 00:05:07,956 which isn't exactly accurate geographically, 113 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:09,657 but it's perfect for our needs. 114 00:05:09,725 --> 00:05:11,526 We're gonna have Gary the sheep. 115 00:05:11,594 --> 00:05:13,294 - He's flying over from new zealand. - Really? 116 00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:15,396 Yes, new zealand's most famous sheep is gonna be there. 117 00:05:15,464 --> 00:05:17,665 - He's on hiatus. - We have a chap shearing him. 118 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:19,834 - Well, pretending to shear him. - Be mime shearing him. 119 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,237 Mime shearing him because Gary's got his look. 120 00:05:22,304 --> 00:05:25,139 We can't mess with that. And while I'm on that, 121 00:05:25,207 --> 00:05:29,143 um, what we need is a cool band to play there. 122 00:05:29,211 --> 00:05:31,512 And I know you guys are sometimes involved in music, 123 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,948 - so what I was gonna ask... - would you like us to play? 124 00:05:34,016 --> 00:05:36,651 - Well, no, we're looking for a cool band. - They are available. 125 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:39,287 We're considered quite cool, aren't we? 126 00:05:39,355 --> 00:05:41,623 - In their minds, yes. - I see. 127 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:43,825 - Yeah, you want a cooler band. - No, exactly. 128 00:05:43,859 --> 00:05:47,095 If you really want to help, we do need someone to work the information booth. 129 00:05:47,162 --> 00:05:49,297 - You guys keen? - No. 130 00:05:49,365 --> 00:05:50,965 Great. 131 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:53,001 Hey, greg, have you got an eraser? 132 00:05:53,068 --> 00:05:56,304 Did you hear that, guys? The prime minister is looking for a cool band. 133 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,643 Don't touch it. 134 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:04,746 Ew! 135 00:06:10,886 --> 00:06:12,153 How's that? 136 00:06:12,221 --> 00:06:14,289 That looks cool. 137 00:06:23,732 --> 00:06:26,501 - Whoa, that is cool. - Yeah? 138 00:06:26,569 --> 00:06:28,203 You look like a punk rocker. 139 00:06:29,405 --> 00:06:31,005 Quite cool. 140 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,716 - Very cool. - Very cool look, man. 141 00:06:45,454 --> 00:06:47,355 Totally cool. 142 00:06:50,092 --> 00:06:52,527 - Pretty cool. - Cool. 143 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,367 ¶ fashion ¶ 144 00:06:59,435 --> 00:07:02,170 ¶ f-f-f-f-fashion, f- fashion ¶ 145 00:07:02,238 --> 00:07:05,740 ¶ s-s-s-style, the l-l-l-l-look ¶ 146 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,378 ¶ I'm the vanguard, I'm the air, I'm nouveau ¶ 147 00:07:10,446 --> 00:07:12,614 ¶ I'm the shi shi, ooh-whee-he ¶ 148 00:07:12,681 --> 00:07:16,251 ¶ I'm the man ala mode ¶ 149 00:07:17,853 --> 00:07:19,988 ¶ I'm the edge, I'm the chic ¶ 150 00:07:20,055 --> 00:07:23,224 ¶ I'm the taste, I'm larger than life ¶ 151 00:07:23,292 --> 00:07:27,295 ¶ with just a hint oflace ¶ 152 00:07:28,597 --> 00:07:29,831 ¶ p-p-p-p-president reagan ¶ 153 00:07:29,899 --> 00:07:32,100 - ¶ thatcher ¶ - ¶ t-t-t-thatcher ¶ 154 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:34,168 ¶ jazzercise ¶ 155 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,704 - ¶ l-l-l-lip gloss ¶ - ¶ oh-oh ¶ 156 00:07:36,772 --> 00:07:39,507 ¶ you think you know fashion ¶ 157 00:07:39,575 --> 00:07:42,710 ¶ well, fashion's a stranger ¶ 158 00:07:45,147 --> 00:07:47,549 ¶ you think fashion's your friend ¶ 159 00:07:47,616 --> 00:07:51,486 ¶ my friend, fashion is danger ¶ 160 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:55,957 - ¶ posing ¶ - ¶ posing at the bar ¶ 161 00:07:56,025 --> 00:07:57,959 - ¶ posing ¶ - ¶ posing sitting down ¶ 162 00:07:58,027 --> 00:07:59,994 - ¶ posing ¶ - ¶ posing in the distance ¶ 163 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,297 - ¶ posing ¶ - ¶ posing with my arm ¶ 164 00:08:02,364 --> 00:08:04,465 - ¶ posing ¶ - ¶ posing with my leg ¶ 165 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,568 - ¶ posing ¶ - ¶ posing like a swan ¶ 166 00:08:06,635 --> 00:08:09,070 - ¶ posing ¶ - ¶ posing for a portrait ¶ 167 00:08:09,138 --> 00:08:11,039 ¶ posing a threat ¶ 168 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,710 ¶ hey, hey hey hey ¶ 169 00:08:15,778 --> 00:08:17,745 ¶ hey yeah ¶ 170 00:08:17,813 --> 00:08:19,814 ¶ oh ¶ 171 00:08:19,848 --> 00:08:22,283 ¶ you think you know fashion ¶ 172 00:08:22,351 --> 00:08:25,954 ¶ we'll, fashion's a stranger ¶ 173 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:30,258 ¶ you think fashion's your friend ¶ 174 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:32,961 ¶ my friend, fashion is danger ¶ 175 00:08:36,732 --> 00:08:38,800 ¶ moscow, berlin, Paris, London ¶ 176 00:08:38,868 --> 00:08:40,935 ¶ tokyo, wellington, rome, geneva ¶ 177 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:44,806 ¶ new York city, new-new-new-new York city. ¶ 178 00:08:44,874 --> 00:08:47,642 Murray, wow, these guys are pretty cool. 179 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:49,043 Who are they? 180 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,379 That's Bret and Jemaine. You know, my band. 181 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,047 They're bloody great. 182 00:08:56,986 --> 00:08:59,721 You guys seem a little cooler than usual today. 183 00:08:59,788 --> 00:09:01,556 Yeah, we're a little bit cooler now. 184 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,358 Yeah, usually you wear clothes from the '70s. 185 00:09:03,425 --> 00:09:05,693 They're not from the '70s. They're from new zealand. 186 00:09:05,761 --> 00:09:07,662 Isn't that the same thing? 187 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:09,564 Similar, I suppose. 188 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,634 - Hey, guys. Whoa, looking cool. - Whatever, Murray. 189 00:09:12,701 --> 00:09:15,169 Hey, great gig last night. You got a glowing review. 190 00:09:15,237 --> 00:09:16,804 "New zealand consulate newsletter"... 191 00:09:16,872 --> 00:09:19,173 "they came, they saw, they conchord. 192 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:22,176 A couple of cool guys took to the stage and wowed the audience 193 00:09:22,244 --> 00:09:24,445 with music and up- to-the-minute styles. 194 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,382 Move over, refrigerators, here's what's cool." 195 00:09:27,449 --> 00:09:29,284 - That's pretty cool, man. - You like that? 196 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,319 - Yeah. - The best part is the prime minister wants you 197 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:33,821 to perform at the new zealandtown opening ceremony. 198 00:09:33,889 --> 00:09:36,391 Oh, that's cool, but yeah, whatever. 199 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:38,726 I've got to go. You guys want to hang out tomorrow still or... 200 00:09:38,794 --> 00:09:41,029 - whatever, man. - Whatever, David. 201 00:09:41,096 --> 00:09:44,432 - G'day, you guys. Cool hair. - Hey. 202 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,768 Wow, you're gonna make quite an impact with that hair, aren't you? 203 00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:49,337 - Oh, yeah, that hair. - That hair there is whoo. 204 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,806 Nice attitude, Jemaine. I like it. 205 00:09:51,874 --> 00:09:54,242 - Go away, Murray. - "Go away." 206 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,678 Did you hear that, prime minister? So cool. 207 00:09:56,745 --> 00:09:58,913 Anyway, I'd like you all to meet Paula. 208 00:09:58,981 --> 00:10:01,049 Paula's the new zealand tourism board representative 209 00:10:01,116 --> 00:10:04,419 and she's gonna be working with us on the new zealandtown opening day celebration. 210 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:06,688 - Yeah. - Hello, I'm Murray. 211 00:10:06,755 --> 00:10:09,090 - Paula, Murray. - Stop shaking her hand. 212 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,559 Paula grew up next to me. 213 00:10:11,627 --> 00:10:13,761 - 39 harcourt street, Nelson. - Yeah. 214 00:10:13,796 --> 00:10:16,297 Mind you, that was all a very very long time ago. 215 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,967 - Many many years ago now. - Oh, yes, years. 216 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:21,236 A lot's happened since then. Things change. 217 00:10:21,303 --> 00:10:23,438 - Yeah. - People get married to other people. 218 00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:25,573 Yeah. 219 00:10:25,641 --> 00:10:28,776 Anyway, Murray, Paula's second in command after me 220 00:10:28,844 --> 00:10:30,278 and then you and then greg. 221 00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:31,713 Oh. 222 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:34,449 So if I wanted to, I could tell her to do something 223 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:36,150 and then she'd tell you to do it. 224 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,953 - But I could tell greg. - That's at your discretion. 225 00:10:38,988 --> 00:10:41,155 Let's just test out this new system, shall we? 226 00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:43,491 Paula, could you please ask Murray what time it is? 227 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,127 Um, hey, Murray, have you got the time? 228 00:10:46,195 --> 00:10:47,929 2:00. 229 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:49,330 It's 2:00, prime minister. 230 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,999 Yes, I heard and I think he heard me. 231 00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:52,834 On a basic level this works, 232 00:10:52,935 --> 00:10:54,669 but I think we could use more development. 233 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:57,405 Anyway, I'll see you later, guys. 234 00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,774 And did you ask Jemaine about that thing? 235 00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:01,109 Not yet. 236 00:11:01,176 --> 00:11:03,077 - See you guys. - Bye, guys. 237 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:05,179 What thing? 238 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:08,483 It's... we'll talk about it soon during the band meeting. 239 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,652 Right, band meeting. 240 00:11:10,719 --> 00:11:12,487 Jemaine, present. Bret? 241 00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:14,522 - Yeah, whatever. - Okay, whatever. 242 00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:16,491 Murray, present. 243 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:19,160 Now with the new zealandtown, 244 00:11:19,228 --> 00:11:21,696 I've decided we should really look at our cultural heritage. 245 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,865 I think we should have a traditional maori village. 246 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,968 You know, get a couple of maoris standing there in their natural environment. 247 00:11:27,036 --> 00:11:28,236 But this is new York. 248 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:30,405 Yeah, well, we'll get some bushes in. 249 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,941 We'll get a log. Get some wind running through it. 250 00:11:33,008 --> 00:11:35,977 I think the most important part is to get a maori warrior. 251 00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:39,614 That would really sell it. So do we know any maoris, Jemaine? 252 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:41,950 Actually, you're part maori, aren't you? 253 00:11:42,017 --> 00:11:43,718 No, I'm not doing it. 254 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,788 - But you are part maori? - Yes, but I'm not doing it. 255 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:49,057 - Please? - No. 256 00:11:49,124 --> 00:11:51,793 - Please be the maori. - No. 257 00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:53,995 Well, if you don't do it we're gonna have to get Mexicans. 258 00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:55,563 You can't get Mexicans to do it. 259 00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,131 That's culturally insensitive. 260 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,968 We've already signed one up so it can't be too sensitive. 261 00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:02,136 Is he gonna do it? 262 00:12:02,204 --> 00:12:05,173 No, prime minister, he's not gonna do it. 263 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,009 See you later, guys. 264 00:12:08,077 --> 00:12:10,778 - Whatever. - See ya, Murray. 265 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,919 Good morning, Jemaine. 266 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,587 Your hair doesn't look very cool. 267 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,256 What? Why didn't you tell me earlier? 268 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,758 - Oh, yours looks bad. - Does it? 269 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,594 - I need a bit more gel. - Pass me the hair gel. 270 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,665 Hey, where's the gel gone? 271 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,233 What happened to all the gel? 272 00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:34,903 What do you mean, what happened to the gel? It was in there. 273 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,971 You know what happened to the gel. You used it. 274 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:39,040 Did you finish the gel on your body hair? 275 00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:41,376 N... no. 276 00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,511 You've been gelling your beard. 277 00:12:43,579 --> 00:12:45,680 Your beard looks good. 278 00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:48,216 - You used my half of the gel. - What are you doing? 279 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,585 What are you doing? Put it down. 280 00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:53,354 Oh! That was very dangerous. 281 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,423 - How dare you throw this at me? - Do not throw that at me. 282 00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:58,059 I think it's a fitting revenge for you throwing it at me. 283 00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,727 Oh! 284 00:12:59,795 --> 00:13:01,496 That was dangerous. 285 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,266 Paula, how many toothbrushes have we got so far 286 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,268 for the replica of the toothbrush fence? 287 00:13:07,336 --> 00:13:10,738 46. but I know someone who's bringing in another two. 288 00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:13,174 Yeah, well, that's still not 50 289 00:13:13,242 --> 00:13:16,311 and we need 50 really for an effective replica. 290 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,814 Can you talk to Murray about organizing some more? 291 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,216 Murray? 292 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,451 Um, okay. 293 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:26,688 Hi, everyone. We need more toothbrushes. 294 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:31,593 - I'll bring one in. - Thanks, greg. 295 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,994 Good work, Paula. 296 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,596 Thank you. 297 00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:38,099 Now, Murray, the attractions... how are they coming along? 298 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,735 Well, I've booked you a tour bus 299 00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:42,904 to take all the people through new zealandtown. 300 00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:45,573 Great. Excellent. Can I drive the bus? 301 00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:47,609 Don't think that's a very good idea. 302 00:13:47,676 --> 00:13:49,577 The prime minister of new zealand driving a bus? 303 00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,145 Please? 304 00:13:52,948 --> 00:13:54,349 Please, Murray? 305 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,518 - All right then. - Excellent. 306 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,486 I get to drive the tour bus. 307 00:13:58,554 --> 00:14:00,355 Well, Gary, you must be jet-lagged. 308 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,223 Let's get you off to your accommodations. 309 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,626 Did you ever think I'd end up being prime minister, Paula? 310 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,461 No. Complete surprise to me. 311 00:14:13,802 --> 00:14:16,504 Maybe we should go get some more gel. 312 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,673 - We can't go out there. - Why not? 313 00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:21,376 There's people. They'll see us. No one can see me like this. 314 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,312 - You go. - No, I can't go out there. 315 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:27,015 Not without gel. 316 00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:29,050 We'll wait till there's no one out there. 317 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,885 Who is it? 318 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:05,587 - Who is it, Bret? - Who is it?! 319 00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,722 Come on, cool dudes, open up, it's me. 320 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,925 - You can't co in. - What? Am I not cool enough for you now? 321 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,228 - We've run out of gel. - What? 322 00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:14,863 Open up, come on. 323 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,664 We've run out of gel. We look stupid. 324 00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:18,399 I'm sure you don't look that stupid. Open up. 325 00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:24,005 Oh my God! Oh, it's terrible. 326 00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:25,607 What have you done? 327 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,342 We've used all that gel you gave us. 328 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:30,078 - The whole bottle? - Can you get us some more gel? 329 00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:31,880 Yeah, all right. I've got things to do. 330 00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,348 I've got to go to the quarantine, 331 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,216 pick up the grass patch for new zealandtown. 332 00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:36,918 I'll get you some gel on the way back, all right? 333 00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,687 Close that door and don't let anyone see you. 334 00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:43,758 There's still some gel. 335 00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:45,760 There's still a little bit of gel. 336 00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:47,996 - You're imagining the gel. - There's still some. 337 00:15:48,063 --> 00:15:49,597 There's no gel left. It's not there. 338 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,636 Where is he? 339 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:58,139 He's probably just dropped the gel 340 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,942 and he's had to go back and get some more. 341 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,878 What if he's keeping the gel for himself 342 00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:05,713 to make himself look good? 343 00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:11,619 Don't think so, man. 344 00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:15,657 That big ginger head of his 345 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,392 looking great. 346 00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:19,494 Welcome, everybody. 347 00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:22,463 Cheers. 348 00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:23,998 You'd better hide that beer, sir. 349 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,466 You can't drink in public over here. 350 00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:27,302 Well, we're in new zealandtown now. 351 00:16:27,336 --> 00:16:28,803 There's nothing they can do about it. 352 00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,272 Actually, bryan, you can't drink and drive either. 353 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:34,542 Oh, you're quite right. Thank you, Paula. 354 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,913 Well, I'm bryan 355 00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:40,348 the prime minister of new zealand 356 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,984 and, um... 357 00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:46,321 I'm... I'm sorry, I'm just a little bit nervous. 358 00:16:46,355 --> 00:16:48,122 I haven't done this r a while. 359 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:51,125 - The attractions. - Oh, Murray, thank yo 360 00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:54,529 yes, well, we've got a few interesting things 361 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,265 to show you on our journey to new zealand so... 362 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,101 let's go. 363 00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,779 Oh my goodness me. Iook at that. Quiet, everyone. 364 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:16,017 It's some genuine native maori warriors. 365 00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:18,987 We don't want to disturb them in their natural habitat. 366 00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:22,323 If you'd like to take pictures, do it very very quietly. 367 00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:25,293 All right, if everyone's finished taking pictures, 368 00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:27,562 let's move on. 369 00:17:30,699 --> 00:17:32,634 Okay, everybody off. 370 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,436 That was new zealandtown. 371 00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:51,452 Oh. 372 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,189 This place is really a mess. 373 00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,093 Some milk for my piggies. 374 00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,501 Mel? 375 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:09,270 Hey, guys. What are you doing here? 376 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,173 You're supposed to be at your band meeting for the new zealandtown opening. 377 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,741 Do you have a key to our apartment? 378 00:18:13,809 --> 00:18:16,611 This isn't my place, is it? 379 00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:19,047 This is your place. 380 00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,516 I must be sleepwalking. 381 00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,551 Oh no, don't wake me. You could kill me. 382 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,222 Do you have any gel? 383 00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:28,990 Um, I don't know. 384 00:18:29,058 --> 00:18:30,992 I might have some mousse maybe. 385 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,961 - Yeah? - Or some hairspray. 386 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,430 Yeah, just a little mousse would be good. 387 00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:39,300 Bird watching. I love to watch birds. 388 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,236 Where's your mousse? Is it not in here? 389 00:18:41,303 --> 00:18:42,737 Maybe not in this pocket. 390 00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:45,540 This is my sock. 391 00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:49,043 Oh, well... I guess I don't have any, guys. 392 00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:51,646 - You said you had some. - I said I thought I might have some. 393 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:55,216 You said you had mousse. Jemaine, she said she had mousse. 394 00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,285 I'd better go before I wake up. 395 00:18:57,353 --> 00:19:00,722 You come in here without any mousse? What's wrong with you? 396 00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:04,292 I don't know who you are anymore. 397 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,728 Do you have any gel, Mel? 398 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,165 There's a little bit in here. 399 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:12,934 Bret. 400 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:14,502 Glue? 401 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,438 - This should work. - Yeah yeah, this is good. 402 00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,074 It's just like gel. 403 00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:22,076 Same viscosity. 404 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:27,682 Welcome, everyone. 405 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,051 Now new zealand has always been 406 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,554 a land of innovators. 407 00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:34,989 We were the first country in the world 408 00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:38,626 to research and develop the concept of a spreadable butter 409 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:41,429 that can be used straight from the refrigerator. 410 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:44,499 So it's in that great spirit of innovation 411 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:45,900 that we are gathered here today 412 00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:49,003 to celebrate the opening of new zealandtown. 413 00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:52,440 Like Chinatown or little ethiopia, 414 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:55,677 and also similar to little Italy. 415 00:19:55,744 --> 00:19:58,513 Jemaine, I stuck my head to my hand. 416 00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:01,349 - You idiot, Bret. - You've got a pillow on your head. 417 00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:02,717 - What? Where? - Other side. 418 00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:05,353 - Oh, we're both idiots. - Idiot, man. 419 00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:10,692 What are you sitting there so relaxed for, Bret? 420 00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:12,493 And get that cushion off your head, Jemaine. 421 00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:15,630 We had no gel so we used glue instead. 422 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,465 You were supposed to bring us some gel. 423 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,167 Shivers, I forgot your gel. 424 00:20:19,235 --> 00:20:21,669 Iook, I've been so caught up with new zealandtown. 425 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:24,205 Iook, I'll solve it. 426 00:20:24,273 --> 00:20:26,241 Hi, greg, I need some anti-glue. 427 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,009 What's anti-glue, Murray? 428 00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:30,645 Well, it's anti-glue, isn't it? It gets rid of glue. 429 00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:32,981 I don't think that exists, Murray. 430 00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:34,682 Just get it, okay? It's an emergency. 431 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,352 Thank you. 432 00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:39,087 Now please, can you get ready? 433 00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:41,022 You don't need us. You've got new zealand's most famous sheep. 434 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,857 Well, that's the whole thing, Jemaine. I don't. 435 00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:44,459 He's been shorn off. 436 00:20:44,527 --> 00:20:46,828 The guy who was supposed to mime shear him sheared him for real. 437 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,163 - He's basically bald. - Gary's bald? 438 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:52,367 Yes. So there's your star, timid and nervous. 439 00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:55,103 And to make matters worse, the guy next to him barbecuing... 440 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,838 I think he's barbecuing lamb. 441 00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:59,274 Gary can tell. He's livid. 442 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,509 And by the way, who's manning the information booth? 443 00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:03,278 What side of the road do you drive on? 444 00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,413 The middle. 445 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,749 What language do you speak there? 446 00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:10,351 We pretty much just make it up as we go along. 447 00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:11,920 Really? 448 00:21:11,954 --> 00:21:14,722 Yeah, that's why the people from there are so hard to understand. 449 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:18,092 We can't do it. We're not cool enough. 450 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,794 Guys, do you want to know a secret? 451 00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:23,097 It wasn't the gel that made you cool. 452 00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:25,533 It wasn't? 453 00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:29,437 It was the confidence the gel gave you. 454 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,773 When you started to feel good about yourself 455 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,175 everyone else could feel that. 456 00:21:34,243 --> 00:21:36,744 And they started to feel good about you. 457 00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:39,614 Really? 458 00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:41,149 Maybe. 459 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,851 Bret, 460 00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,320 I think we've got a gig to perform. 461 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,556 - Yeah. - Get us the anti-glue. 462 00:21:51,126 --> 00:21:52,794 All right then. 463 00:21:52,862 --> 00:21:55,897 Who likes to "rock the party"? 464 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:03,104 Now it gives me great pleasure and pride 465 00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:06,608 to introduce two of the coolest new zealanders I have ever met, 466 00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:09,978 our very own flight of the conchords. 467 00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,352 - Thank you. - Thank you. 468 00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:33,968 ¶ I like to rock the party ¶ 469 00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:35,803 ¶ party going on ¶ 470 00:22:35,871 --> 00:22:38,573 ¶ and it looks like... ¶ 471 00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:43,478 yeah, it was the hair gel, guys. Sorry. 472 00:22:43,546 --> 00:22:45,847 - We're not cool? - No. 473 00:22:45,915 --> 00:22:48,116 This is a new low, isn't it? 474 00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:49,484 Yeah. 475 00:22:49,552 --> 00:22:52,554 Murray, what happened to new zealandtown? 476 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,557 This was a complete disaster. 477 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,092 Well, I thought that was relatively successful. 478 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,361 Yes, it went very well. Well done, Paula. 479 00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:03,965 I think I'm gonna head back to my hotel 'cause I've got to fly out in the morning. 480 00:23:04,033 --> 00:23:05,934 - Oh, do you? - Yeah. 481 00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:07,669 Okay. 482 00:23:07,736 --> 00:23:09,737 - Nice to meet you. - Bye. 483 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,806 Yeah. 484 00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:14,075 - Paula. - Yes, bryan? 485 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,844 Um, I... 486 00:23:19,515 --> 00:23:21,583 nothing. 487 00:23:23,085 --> 00:23:24,652 Okay. 488 00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:32,560 Forget it, bryan. It's new zealandtown. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net