1 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:12,100 Breakfast time, Sprocket. The most important meal of the day. 2 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,500 I'll tell you what, Sprockey. I'll open a can of food for you. 3 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:17,000 Go find your dish. 4 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,500 TD 5 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,200 I must build myself a coffee grinder or something. 6 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,360 All right. Of course I'll feed you. 7 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,200 Just let me make a note of the coffee grinder in my diary. 8 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,100 Did I tell you I started keeping a diary? 9 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:40,200 Have you ever kept one? 10 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,900 I suppose you wouldn't being a dog. 11 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,500 still it's too bad. 12 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:46,200 They're a good fun. 13 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:51,500 You write in the diary your very childhood thoughts and feelings. 14 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:57,300 Your most personal, special secrets. 15 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,600 Wanna hear some of these? 16 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,400 Okay, here it goes. 17 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:11,200 Here's a very special, private, secret thought. 18 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:17,200 Wouldn't it be fun to figure out a way to sew a button on a fried egg? 19 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,900 It's a really interesting problem. 20 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:23,200 Where is that needle and thread? 21 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,000 I hope we have enough eggs. 22 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:31,500 Everyone should keep a diary. 23 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,000 Dear diary: 24 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:42,700 today I must tell you about a terrible time I've just had. 25 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:50,100 It started a few days ago when I spent some time watching the Doozers. 26 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,900 Most Fraggles don't care about Doozers. 27 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:02,100 They just want to eat the Doozers buildings. 28 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Hey, Boober, I'll race you to the pool. 29 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,300 Okay. 30 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,200 You win. 31 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:18,200 The Doozers are really kind of interesting. 32 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,500 If you watch them long enough. 33 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:25,100 TD learn to understand them. 34 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:34,000 Sometimes I'm alone sitting on my very own 35 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:40,300 trying to find a simple kind of clue. 36 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:50,200 And I would like to know why the Doozers move me so 37 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:56,200 doing all the things that Doozers do 38 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:03,800 Why the caterpillars crawl? 39 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:11,700 Why is there a sky? 40 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:20,300 Why is there a world at all? 41 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:28,300 Why do I ask "why"? 42 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,200 Ready. 43 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,600 Dump. 44 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,500 Here I go again. 45 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:09,800 Why do questions never end? 46 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:16,500 What keeps calling all day long to me? 47 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,300 Secrets come and go 48 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:26,200 I know we're not the only ones 49 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:32,300 Sometimes magic, sometimes only me. 50 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:39,600 Why the caterpillars crawl? 51 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:46,900 Why is there a sky? 52 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:56,000 Why is there a world at all? 53 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:04,200 Why do I ask "why"? 54 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:28,200 The way those litte fellows build is just amazing. 55 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,100 They're coming back. 56 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,760 Gee, I'm sorry. 57 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,500 I didn't mean to eat your tower. It was very good. 58 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:50,500 Fraggles have always eaten Doozer constructions. 59 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,800 And the Doozers work so hard to build them. 60 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,700 TD that be right? 61 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:03,900 Hey Mockey, you should have seen the belly flop Red did off the high rock TD pool. 62 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:08,100 It was not a belly flop, it was a graceful half gainer. 63 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:13,200 Wembley, do you think it's right to eat Doozer constructions? 64 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,300 Huh? 65 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,300 I was just wondering. 66 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:21,600 Doozers are hard-working creatures and they must love the things they build. 67 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,400 They build so many of them. 68 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,800 We Fraggles just come along and eat them. 69 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,800 as if Doozer constructions were worthless. 70 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,500 No, as if they were delicious. 71 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,000 Which they are. 72 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,060 The more I think about it the more I know I'm right: 73 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:41,000 Fraggles should stop eating Doozer constructions. 74 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,000 What has happened to Mockey? 75 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,800 The plug came out and her brain drained away. 76 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,900 Mockey, you are silly. 77 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:52,000 There is no way you could make us stop eating Doozer constructions. 78 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,500 I could always call for the solemn oath of the Fraggle. 79 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,760 No! You wouldn't! 80 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,360 But that would mean we would have to... 81 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,000 stop eating Doozer constructions. 82 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,200 I have to go. 83 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,300 Hold it! 84 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,700 Let the oath be sworn. 85 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,560 The oath of the Fraggle 86 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,000 is one of our ancient and unchangeable rituals. 87 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:26,000 It binds us together in the great fragglehood of the rock. 88 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:31,800 Once one of us calls for the oath the others have to swear to it. 89 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,799 Let's get it over with. 90 00:08:33,899 --> 00:08:35,500 Shall we begin? 91 00:08:35,899 --> 00:08:37,100 We, 92 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:38,600 Gobo 93 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,400 Mockey 94 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,400 Boober 95 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,400 Wenbley 96 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,200 and Red Fraggle 97 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:50,500 do solemnly swear never to willfully eat or destroy Doozer buildings again. 98 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,000 Wonderful! 99 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:05,300 And so the oath was sworn. 100 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,500 Our TD was cast. 101 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:14,900 The Fraggle TD to meet our destiny! 102 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:19,300 I just love diaries. 103 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,200 And so we, Fraggles begun anew. 104 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,300 Living our lives without destroying Doozer buildings. 105 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,100 Of course, I had to be ever watchful. 106 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,600 The others were not as devoted as I. 107 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,300 Mockey, you don't have to follow us. 108 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,500 Wembley and I are just going up to the first room 109 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,100 to get my uncle Traveling Matt's mail. 110 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:48,200 TD Gobo always do that. 111 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,500 I just came along to exercise. 112 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:56,100 You just came along because you know the Doozers built a big construction up here yesterday. 113 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,900 It's not fair. 114 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,800 Look at these constructions. They look delicious. 115 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,900 Don't be silly. 116 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:08,300 You both had really good TD oranges for breakfast, 117 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,300 you don't need to eat Doozer buildings, 118 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,200 Let me just never TD 119 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,300 It's been three days and all I had to eat is food. 120 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,200 You swore the oath. 121 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,600 You called for the oath. You could release us from it. 122 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,500 No! 123 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,400 Go on. Go get uncle Matt's postcard. 124 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,000 How to sew a button to a fried egg. 125 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,800 That's just the sort of TD that tickles my fantasy, Sprocket. 126 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,400 I can't get it out of my mind. 127 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:45,600 Now. If can just calculate the surface tension of the egg 128 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:52,000 X times the square of Y where Y stands for the oak tension 129 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:57,700 over the sum of the quotient density of the white 130 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:02,400 plus... less the temperature of the butter which is... 131 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,900 Don't be absurd, Sprocket. 132 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:09,900 You can't sew a button on a fried egg with a can opener. 133 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,500 Oh, hi, Steve. 134 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,200 I'm trying to sew a button on a fried egg. 135 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,100 What do you mean "why"? 136 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,200 I haven't even figured out how yet. 137 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:32,800 Well, maybe to fasten it to the toast so it won't slide off. 138 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:33,800 That's why. 139 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,200 Silly questions. 140 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,800 It's another postcard from my uncle Travelling Matt. 141 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,100 Read it. Maybe it'll take my mind off how hungry I am. 142 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,900 Dear nephew Gobo. 143 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,700 This morning I was walking down a street in this strange world, 144 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:55,500 I turned a corner and there I saw something familiar. 145 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,300 Doozers! They have Doozers in this world. 146 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:05,100 The biggest giant Doozers imaginable. 147 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:08,000 They were building a wonderful Doozer construction. 148 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,600 Just looking at it I grew so hungry I could hardly stand it. 149 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:28,600 I waited until I was alone and then I prepared myself for a feast. 150 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:33,200 But then I learnt something else about this world. 151 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,600 The food is terrible! 152 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,800 Love, your uncle Travelling Matt. 153 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,400 I think that's just awful. 154 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,100 Even your uncle is trying to destroy Doozer works. 155 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,300 We're gonna have to get him to swear the... 156 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,200 What are you two doing? 157 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,000 Sorry, I forgot. 158 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,500 I forgot with him. 159 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,500 You're just terrible. 160 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,000 Why don't you give this up? 161 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,200 I will not. 162 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:11,000 I won't give it up until all Fraggles stop eating Doozer buildings 163 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,360 forever. 164 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,600 Water will turn to sone before that happens. 165 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,300 It will not. 166 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,960 Even if I have to get the help of 167 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,600 Convincing John. 168 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,700 Convincing John! 169 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:26,900 Yes. 170 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:32,000 Convincing John can convince anyone to do anything. 171 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,800 She wouldn't really get Convincing John, would she? 172 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,400 Nobody would do a thing like that. I think. 173 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,500 I knew it was a big step. 174 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:57,700 It is said that Convincing John can convince the stones to change color. 175 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,100 But I knew my cause was just. 176 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:04,100 So I took Red with me and went to find him. 177 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:10,500 Mockey, Convincing John is the type of Fraggle nobody goes to see. 178 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,700 What a nice man he is. 179 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,500 You can sort of see why they call him Convincing John. 180 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:25,700 He convinced you to wear plastic cups on your hands. 181 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,600 He made me see what a sensible idea it was... 182 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,000 Besides, how would you know? You're wearing a blindfold. 183 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,200 Of course. Convincing John told me it was the only— 184 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,300 only way to live. 185 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,900 - Are you all right? - Sure. 186 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:47,500 Anyway, the important thing is that he's going to come and talk to all the Fraggles. 187 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:53,000 Soon Doozer buildings will be safe forever. 188 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 On word! 189 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,700 - Are you sure you're all right? - Sure. 190 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:11,300 So the very next day we called a town meeting. 191 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,700 Hey, Mockey! 192 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,300 Yes, yes. 193 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,300 Let's get this thing started. 194 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,800 Isn't it exciting? 195 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:42,100 Mr. John! Are you ready? 196 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,800 He'll be ready, just get started. 197 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,300 Oh, yes. 198 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,800 Red, go introduce me. 199 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,200 Then I'll have to do it myself. 200 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,400 My fellow Fraggles, 201 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:15,200 today I bring to you a Fraggle with a message for the world. 202 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,600 A message that I believe, in all modesty, 203 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,900 is a great one. 204 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,400 Please, join me in a warm TD applause for... 205 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:32,500 in a warm cheer for Convincing John. 206 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:44,500 Listen to Convincing John and all your troubles will be gone 207 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:49,000 He's gonna tell it spell it, sell it, just for you 208 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,500 Now listen to me, Fraggles, give your Fraggle mouths a-waggle 209 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,500 you can chew a Doozer tower till you're blue 210 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,300 but there's a mighty day a coming when the food will hit your tummy 211 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,900 and you'll know that what I'm telling you is true 212 00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:00,700 so if you want to get ahold of something extra good as gold 213 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,700 you gotta stop and give a thought to what you do 214 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:06,099 never eat another tower till I tell you what it's doing to you 215 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:12,099 Listen to Convincing John and all your troubles will be gone 216 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,000 Well you eat a Doozer tower and it's as pretty as a flower 217 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,099 and a flower's what you pick up in a field 218 00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:23,900 but the field can have a hole and you can fall in while you stroll 219 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,500 and a Gorg can come along to find a meal 220 00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:28,300 and he can pack you in a sack and you can try to scramble back 221 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,300 but then you'll never, ever, ever get free 222 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,600 'cause every time you eat a tower you'll be shut up for eternity 223 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:39,800 Listen to Convincing John and all your troubles will be gone 224 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:44,000 He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it just for you 225 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,800 And if you wanna hear a story that is horrible and gory 226 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,800 let me tell you about a Fraggle I knew 227 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,500 he was sitting on a byway eating up a Doozer highway 228 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,200 in a way a hungry Fraggle will do 229 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,000 And he started in a-changing and he started rearranging 230 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,800 and I pomise you this story is true 231 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,400 by the time he was done he was a human being through and through. 232 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:08,960 Listen to Convincing John and all your troubles will be gone 233 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,260 He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it 234 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:14,000 (but don't eat it) just for you 235 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,200 And so Convincing John worked his magic 236 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:27,500 and a solemn Fraggle oath was sworn. 237 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:34,000 We, all the Fraggles in the world, do solemnly swear 238 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:38,500 never to eat Doozer constructions again. 239 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,560 And so at last the little Doozers 240 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,960 were left alone to build their wonderful buildings 241 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000 without interference. 242 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,100 Couldn't we interfere just a little bit? 243 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,800 I wished we could, they just built my guitar into an overpass. 244 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,500 If you think that's bad, my washtub is full of Doozer constructions. 245 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,900 Laundry as we know it is a thing of the past. 246 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,800 It's the Fraggle horn. Someone's calling a meeting. 247 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,800 I wonder what it could be about. 248 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,500 Maybe they want to thank me. 249 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:48,200 I have called this meeting because of Miss Mockey Fraggle. 250 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,000 Oh, thank you. 251 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,700 Thank you, shmank you. 252 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,600 You've made a mess of things here today. 253 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,500 Admit it and release us from the solemn oath. 254 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,000 Never! 255 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:06,300 You are all just heartless. You don't understand. 256 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:12,100 I'm the only one that truely cares about the happiness of the Doozers. 257 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:15,700 Doozers shmuzers! What about Fraggles! 258 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,700 Fraggles schmaggles! 259 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:26,700 If you don't appreciate me I'll just go find someone who does. 260 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,400 Well, dear Diary, I was so angry! 261 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,900 I had worked hard to do the right thing and nobody appreciated me. 262 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,400 So I went to find the Doozers. 263 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,500 I knew they would appreciate what I had done 264 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,800 and then I found some Doozers. 265 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,000 I don't wanna leave. 266 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,700 None of us do, dear. 267 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:57,300 But Doozers have to build and soon there'll be no more space left in Fraggle Rock. 268 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,500 But why mommy Doozer? 269 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:00,900 No one knows. 270 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,200 The Fraggles have become heartless. 271 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:09,000 If they will not eat the constructions be must move on or we will die. 272 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:13,700 For the first time I understood. 273 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,200 Time to go. 274 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,200 Say good-bye to Fraggle Rock. 275 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,800 It was really hard doing what I had to do next. 276 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,800 Mockey Fraggle has something to say to all of us. 277 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:41,600 I thought I understood Doozers but I didn't and I was wrong. 278 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,000 I'm sorry. 279 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:51,600 That's very nice, Mockey, but there is one other thing. 280 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,100 Oh, yes. 281 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,200 You are all released from your solemn vow not to eat Doozer buildings. 282 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,200 Now listen to me, Fraggles, give your Fraggle mouths a-waggle 283 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,200 you can starve yourself until you turn blue ?? 284 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:15,300 but there's a mighty day a coming when your tummy will be humming 285 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,500 and you'll know that what I'm telling you is true 286 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:18,100 so if you want to get ahold of something extra good as gold 287 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,100 you gotta stop and give a thought to what you do 288 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:23,400 you got to eat a Doozer tower 'cause the tower really wants you to 289 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:29,500 Listen to Convincing John and all your troubles will be gone 290 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,800 Wait, they are eating! 291 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:48,360 Listen to Convincing John and all your troubles will be gone 292 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,200 he's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it (they're yummy) just for you. 293 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,000 Well, dear Diary, 294 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,400 it's not easy to understand other people's problems 295 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,400 but it's very easy to think you do. 296 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,300 I also learnt something else today: 297 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:16,700 There is such a thing as eating too many Doozer constructions. 298 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,600 Your friend, Mockey. 299 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,700 You'll ruin your teeth, Sprocket. You should use a can opener. 300 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,800 I know I haven't given you your breakfast yet 301 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,200 but I'll be right with you. 302 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:36,000 Just let me write down the method for sewing a button on a fried egg. 303 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,900 It's easy, Diary. 304 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:42,500 You just freeze the egg solid, drill a couple of holes 305 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,100 and sew on the button. 306 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,200 Isn't that a great solution? 307 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,800 Oh, yeah, breakfast. 308 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,000 It'll TD in a few minutes. And don't eat the button.