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[upbeat music playing]

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I Dance your cares away ♪

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I Worry's for another day

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I Let the music play }

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I Down in Fraggle Rock ♪

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I Work your cares away

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I Dancing's for another day

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I Let the Fraggles play

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We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red!

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“Whoopee!
Wowee!

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Ooh, a Fraggle!

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[chuckles] Look, Ma. I got a Fraggle!

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Argh!

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Whoopee!

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I Dance your cares away ♪

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I Worry's for another day

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I Let the music play }

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I Down in Fraggle Rock ♪

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I Down in Fraggle Rock ♪

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Down in Fraggle Rock.

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[woofing]

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That Shimmelfinney!

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I've had it with him
and his practical jokes!

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Just look what he put
on the front seat of my car.

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[exclaims]
Yuck! It's disgusting, isn't it?

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That man has the strangest sense of humor!

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Where's his dignity, his compassion,
his concern for how other people feel?

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[laughs] Just what I need.

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Oh, Ned, could I see you for a moment?

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I'm gonna get him now.

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I'l pretend to shake hands,
and then I'l

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-[device buzzes)
-Zap him with this.

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[howling]

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Me angry with you, Ned? Of course not.

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I just want to give your hand
a neighborly shake.

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[exclaims]

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[laughing]

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Isn't this great? I bet we've gone farther
than any Fraggle has gone before.

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Oh, I'm sure we have.

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Even farther than, um... Gobo.

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What does Gobo have to do
with our camping trip?

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Oh, nothing. Nothing.

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It's just maybe not such a coincidence

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that while Gobo's exploring
the Golden Grotto,

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we are exploring
in the opposite direction.

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You know, Mokey,

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sometimes I think you know more
about why I do things than I do.

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[giggles]

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Oh, no.

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I just know more about why I do things.

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Anyhow, I figure all Fraggles
are pretty much the same.

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How can you say that?

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There are so many
different kinds of Fraggles.

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Ah! On the outside, maybe,
but not on the inside. [yawning]

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Oh, you've got to be kidding.

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Are you saying that
I'm the same as Boober?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Yeah! [exhaling]

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That is nuts!

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Could you imagine Boober
deciding to travel this far?

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He wouldn't do it for anything.

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Oh... he might surprise you.

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[Mokey yawning]

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Oh, Mokey.

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Just when I think you know everything,
I realize you don't make any sense at all.

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[Mokey snoring]

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[music playing]

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Red, Red!

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[Red snoring]

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What...

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Hmm!

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Hmm?

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What is that?

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I Worry, rant, and rave I

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I No time now for being brave ♪

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♪ Order's what we crave

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I Down in Fraggle Cave }

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Fraggle Cave?

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Hmm?

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I don't understand.

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[crowd chanting] Order!

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Order!

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[Mokey] Why, they're Fraggles!

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[chanting continues] Order!

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Gee, this is strange.

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I don't know anyone.

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[crowd] Order!

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[Mokey] Hello! [giggles]

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[crowd exclaiming]

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[Mokey] Gee, don't be afraid.

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[chuckles] I'm just a Fraggle like you.

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[Fraggle] Better get her.
Don't let her leave.

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Better get her.

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[Mokey] Wait. Ha! Just...

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Excuse me.

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[gasps]

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[gasping]

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All I did was say hello.

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[Red] Hey, Mokey, you awake?

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Mokey?

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Oh, she better not be off
having fun without me!

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Mokey!

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You know, I really think
there's been some sort of a mistake here.

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Hey! You can't do that!

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[Mokey] Ah! Thank you.

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That's what I've been
trying to telling them.

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You can't guard a prisoner
without weapons.

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[Fraggle] Ah, yeah, right, right.

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[whining] Red, where are you?

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Mokey, where are you?

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[crowd chanting] Prisoner! Prisoner!

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Prisoner!
What?

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[crowd] Prisoner! Prisoner!

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Prisoner! Prisoner!

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Oh!

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Prisoner! Prisoner!

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Prisoner! Prisoner!

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Um, could somebody please tell me
why you're doing this?

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We're not permitted
to speak to enemy Fraggles.

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-Enemy Fraggles?
-Mmm-hmm.

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There's no such thing.

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Then why do you think
you're being kept in this cage?

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-Uh... Oh.
[crowd] Prisoner!

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[horn blaring]

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[Red] Hey, everybody, listen! Listen.

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This is terrible! This... [scoffs]

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Quiet!

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[Fraggle] Shh!

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-Something terrible has happened!
-[Fraggles exclaiming]

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Mokey's been taken prisoner
by enemy Fraggles.

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Come on, Red, there's no such thing
as enemy Fraggles.

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Oh, yeah? Well, what would you call
Fraggles that lock you up in a cage?

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[Fraggles exclaiming]

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Well, just tell us where she is,
and we can go get her.

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-[Fraggles agreeing]
-There are too many of them!

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What if they don't let her go?

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Is it possible?

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Alot of horrible things are possible.

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Get out of my way!

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Go on, get out of my way!

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Allright, Red Fraggle,
just what have you been up to?

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Well, Mokey and I went camping,

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and I wanted to explore a place
that no one had ever been before.

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Then, now my best friend's behind bars!

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I knew it! You found
those other Fraggles, didn't you?

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Yeah.

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-I was afraid this would happen someday.
What? What? What?

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War.

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[all] War?

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Wait a minute.
There's no such thing as war.

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[Fraggle] Yeah.
That's just an old Fraggle tale.

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Oh, yeah. A very old Fraggle!

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[Fraggles laughing]

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You wouldn't laugh if you'd seen
what they were doing to Mokey.

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-[Fraggle] Lunchtime!
[all murmuring in excitement]

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Are you all crazy?

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We're talking about something
alot more important than lunch.

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Listen to me.

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We've got to do something
to stop those fiends.

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They've got Mokey now,
but any one of us could be next.

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It could be you!

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[Fraggles exclaiming]

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I In their dank and smelly lair §

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I They hoisted her into the air }

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I wasn't even sure she was alive }

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[Fraggles exclaiming]

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I They hung her by her ankles high ♪

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7 A blindfold stretched across her eyes

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I They jeered and chanted at her
As she writhed

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[Fraggles exclaiming]

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I And, oh, to watch her squirm

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I It made my stomach tum

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I You wouldn't want to laugh again
Too soon ♪

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I If it happened to you

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Well, that Fraggle's making
alot of sense.

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I They're not the same as you and me

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I Their kind just lives for cruelty

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I They never laugh
They never even smile }

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It's in their blood
It's in their veins ♪

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I And gurgles through
Their twisted brains ♪

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I They're wild and nasty
Vicious, mean, and vile }

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I Have you ever had a dream §

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♪ That made you want to scream?

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[Fraggles] Yeah.

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I Imagine if that dream
Had all come true ♪

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I And it happened to you }

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And you, and you, and you, and you.

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It could happen to you }

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Allright, so you know
what this means, don't you?

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We can go rescue Mokey!

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This means war!

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[Fraggles] War! War!
-[Red] No!

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[Doc laughing]

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There are great practical jokes
in here, Sprocket!

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Oh, you don't approve
of practical jokes, eh?

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Well, Shimmelfinney started it,
and all could do is get even.

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That's why I wish I could have
seen his face this moming

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when he drove off,

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when he discovered
I tied a bunch of tin cans

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-to the back of his car.
-[Sprocket growling]

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Oh, come on, Sprocket,
you know that's funny. [chuckles]

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[car approaches]
-That must be Shimmelfinney right now.

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He's probably ready to admit
that I've beaten him at his own game.

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[Sprocket sighs]

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[car door closes)

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Came over to call it quits,
eh, Shimmelfinney?

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[cackling]

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Shimmelfinney, this means war.

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[Sprocket] Mmm!

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In a war, you have a bunch of Fraggles
on one side

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who hate a bunch of Fraggles
on the other side.

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[Fraggles exclaiming]

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Why?

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Why what?

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Why do we have to hate the other Fraggles?

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Because you can't have a war without hate,
that's why.

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But, but... what if there's no reason
to hate them?

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Well, of course there is a reason.
They've got Mokey.

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Mokey? What has she got to do with this?

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Those other Fraggles
are holding her prisoner!

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I know that!

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They might be torturing her right now

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while we're sitting around
twiddling our tails!

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All right, well, then, follow me,

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the only Fraggle capable of leading us
in this terrible time.

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Are the facilities satisfactory, prisoner?

227
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Of course they're not!

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What?

229
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But I'm following all the rules
in the Fraggle Security Manual,

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chapter three, section seven
on the care and feeding of prisoners.

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Yes, well, I'm really sorry
to be the one to have to tell you this,

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but, you know,
there is absolutely nothing satisfactory

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about being blindfolded
and locked in a cage!

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Oh!

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Gee, when you put it that way,
it sounds pretty awful.

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Itis awful!

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It's the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

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Oh, well...

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This makes me feel terrible.

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Um, I could think of something
that would make you feel better.

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What's that?

242
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-Let me take this blindfold off.
-Oh, no, no. I couldn't do that.

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No, no, no, you know,
section five, chapter 12

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Would you forget all that, please!
Couldn't you just do it to be nice, huh?

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Well, I guess...

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I guess it wouldn't hurt.

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Oh, oh!

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Ah, I can see!

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Whoopee!

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[Fraggles gasping]

251
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Please, you're going
to have to watch your language.

252
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Well, what do you mean? Why?

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We don't think it's nice to use...

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that word.

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Um...

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What word?

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You know.

258
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,829
The "W" word.

259
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,195
Oh.

260
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,430
Oh, I see.

261
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,397
You mean, um... Um...

262
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,390
“Whoopee!
[all gasping]

263
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,515
[sighs] Having a prisoner
is going to be a lot more difficult

264
00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:04,960
than I thought it would.

265
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:12,113
Well, I had hoped this day
would never have to come.

266
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,076
[Red sighs]

267
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,596
[sighs] But I guess it has,
50 let's get going.

268
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,280
Hup, two, three.

269
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,193
What exactly happens in a war?

270
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:25,399
Well, Wembley, I think you have to hurt
other Fraggles on purpose.

271
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,120
But I don't want to do
something like that.

272
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,271
Wait.

273
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,838
Couldn't we just have
a Fraggle bake-off instead?

274
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,192
We're not going to be able to save
Mokey with pies, Booher.

275
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,157
Come help me move this rock.

276
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,876
Come on, get in here. Hurry up.
Hurry it up.

277
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,238
Okay. [grunting]

278
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,551
[grunting]

279
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,396
Get it up.

280
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,399
[all straining]

281
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,670
Oh!

282
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,751
Whats it?

283
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,913
It's something cruel and fierce
and terrible, young Fraggle.

284
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,830
I always knew something like this
would happen.

285
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,433
This is a weapon.

286
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,356
[all gasping]

287
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,238
-A weapon?
What's it for?

288
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,396
Destruction.

289
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,716
[all gasping]

290
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,432
Well, I suppose it's all right
for you Fraggles to have some fun,

291
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,354
but I want you to pick up rocks
the minute the break is over, okay?

292
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,278
Oh, uh, yoo-hoo, security Fraggle.

293
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,079
Yes, what is it, prisoner?

294
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,754
Um, I was just wondering, uh...

295
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,599
Do those Fraggles really think
dusting is fun?

296
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,236
Well, of course. Isn't it obvious?

297
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,749
No. No, it's not.

298
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,957
Well, what do you Fraggles do for fun?

299
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:38,433
Oh, well, we tell jokes, play games,
sing, dance, swim, you know.

300
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,836
Ugh! You've got to be kidding.

301
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,990
[chuckles] Listen.

302
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,037
I know there are lots of ways
of having fun,

303
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,999
but, um... how come you never laugh?

304
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:48,716
Laugh?

305
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,036
I'm sorry. Have I said
something wrong again?

306
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,997
I mean, you do laugh, don't you?

307
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,599
-Do we laugh?
-Hmm.

308
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,518
I What a funny world it is I

309
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,238
♪ The world is full of funniness ♪

310
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,192
I We laugh at how much fun itis

311
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,679
I As you can see ♪

312
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,913
I Every morning when we wake ♪

313
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,832
I Our funny bones begin to ache

314
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,712
I We count the times we shake and quake ©

315
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,910
I With tee hee hee!?

316
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,473
I When somebody goes ah-choo

317
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,477
I It makes us think of running shoes ♪

318
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,312
I Or else the sum of two plus two ©

319
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,271
I And ho ho ho! }

320
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,276
I Ha ha ha!?

321
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,390
I Heh heh heh! I

322
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,311
I Hee hee hee! I

323
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,078
I Did you hear the one about

324
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,958
I The person who went walking out ♪

325
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,071
I And then he came back home again? ♪

326
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:25,951
I Ha ha ha!?

327
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,633
7 Stop me if you heard this one

328
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,512
I met a man who had a son ♪

329
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,477
I He also had a daughter, too

330
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,590
♪ Hoo hoo hoo! I

331
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,193
I When we see the setting sun ♪

332
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,078
I It makes us think of eating buns

333
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,793
7 And of the number 317

334
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,990
I And ho ho ho! }

335
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,070
I Ha ha ha!?

336
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,031
I Heh heh heh! I

337
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:43,956
I Hee hee hee! I

338
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,678
I What a funny world it is I

339
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,598
♪ The world is full of funniness ♪

340
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,478
I We laugh at how much fun itis

341
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,630
I As you can see ♪

342
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,278
I Every morning when we wake ♪

343
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,112
I Our funny bones begin to ache

344
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,072
I We count the times we shake and quake ©

345
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:57,956
I With tee hee hee!?

346
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,195
I Heh heh heh! I

347
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,116
I Ha ha ha!?

348
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,038
I Hoo hoo hoo! Ha ha ha!

349
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,036
Heh ha!

350
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,957
Whoopee!

351
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,110
[Fraggles] Oh!

352
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,396
Remember, my fellow Fraggles,

353
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,919
-we will be victorious.
“Whoo!

354
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,479
We will be triumphant.

355
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,035
-Don't forget about Mokey.
We will be Mokey!

356
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,914
That doesn't make any sense.

357
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,112
No, I mean, don't forget
that Mokey is why we're doing this.

358
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,800
Leave commanding these troops to me,
Red Fraggle.

359
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,712
I don't think you know
what you're talking about.

360
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,711
Glory is our destiny, my fellow Fraggles,
supremacy, our dream.

361
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:34,392
What do you think about individual quiches
for our first meal on the road?

362
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,158
All right, you lily-livered pebble heads!

363
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,153
Let's fallin!

364
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,231
Fallin! Fall in!

365
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,192
This isn't a picnic we're going on.

366
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,317
-I couldn't have said it better myself.
Red grunts]

367
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,511
[Red] Let's move out. Left face!

368
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,873
Forward, march!

369
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,677
Hup, two, three, four!

370
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:00,871
Wait, wait, wait.

371
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,555
Wait minute. You forgot the weapon.
We can't have a war without a weapon.

372
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,200
You see, art is often the expression
of an inner voice.

373
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,152
Not just the beauty around us, but--

374
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,675
I don't think I have an inner voice.

375
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,154
Oh, of course you do.

376
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,560
You just have to listen.

377
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,435
[stomach growling]

378
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,914
I think I hear something.

379
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,111
No, no. That was my lunch.

380
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,870
There will be no fratemizing
with the prisoner.

381
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,791
Nope.

382
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,359
If you don't mind.

383
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,276
This is war!

384
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,589
War? What are you talking about?

385
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,190
Excuse me.

386
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,789
You see, this is the cave's
oldest Fraggle,

387
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,149
and she remembers the time

388
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,910
when you Fraggles and us Fraggles
decided to become enemies forever.

389
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,356
Oh, I don't believe it!

390
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,910
Well, I don't remember it exactly,

391
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,430
-but I know it's true.
Mmm.

392
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,751
Oh, excuse me.

393
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,673
[clears throat] That's why
we captured you.

394
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:01,954
Now, if you would be so kind
as to scoot over there,

395
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,954
I will interrogate the prisoner.

396
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,991
Interrogate! This is ridiculous.

397
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,714
Ooh, you mind your manners, young Fraggle.

398
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,596
Excuse me.

399
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,836
I think you should do what she says.
Hmm, yeah.

400
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:15,756
Whoa!

401
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,716
All right.

402
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,473
-Much better, Beige.
-[Mokey sighs]

403
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:19,991
Qut with it!

404
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,156
Remember, the enemy is ruthless and cruel.

405
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,550
He'll stop at nothing
to get what he wants.

406
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:33,556
Hup, two, three, four!

407
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,079
Hup, two, three!

408
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,071
Hup, two, three, four!

409
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,834
My name is Mokey Fraggle.
I gather radishes in the Gorgs' garden.

410
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,834
I am not now, nor have I ever been,
a spy for the enemy Fraggles.

411
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,831
-Again!
[sighs]

412
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,878
My name is Mokey Fraggle.

413
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,356
We've spotted them!

414
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,710
What were they doing?

415
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,916
-Spotting us.
-Those monsters.

416
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,070
What do we do now?

417
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,715
Rescue Mokey!

418
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,360
No, we'll wait until dawn,
and then we'll attack.

419
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,029
That's the way these things are done.

420
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,835
Again.

421
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,190
Oh, please.

422
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:13,515
Listen, I promise you,
my Fraggles are not trying to attack you.

423
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,596
-Maybe she's telling the truth.
-Of course, I'm telling the truth!

424
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:22,590
My Fraggles believe in sharing
and friendship and peace and love.

425
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,076
Death and destruction!
The enemy Fraggles are here!

426
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,391
-But-
-They'll probably attack at dawn.

427
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,916
That's how these things are done.

428
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,435
But... Oh, Beige.

429
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,711
Oh!

430
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,514
This has simply got to be a mistake.

431
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,469
I wish it was true, Mokey, but--

432
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,874
Um, sorry.

433
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,000
We are not permitted
to speak to prisoners.

434
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,549
[snoring]

435
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,318
[Red] I still don't understand

436
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,552
why we fought with those other Fraggles
in the first place.

437
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,349
Well, as I remember it,

438
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,000
those other Fraggles
had no sense of humor.

439
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,439
Yeah. And what else?

440
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,314
What do you mean, what else?

441
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,476
I mean, why did we hate them enough
to build a weapon?

442
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,238
Oh, that's what I'm telling you.

443
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,312
They didn't laugh at radish jokes,
they didn't laugh at gourd jokes,

444
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,637
they didn't even laugh at jokes
about Fraggles who ate their socks.

445
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,279
I can't believe this.

446
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,314
Wait, let me tell you the worst part.

447
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,880
They thought the funniest thing

448
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,951
about a Fraggle getting hit
in the face with a pie

449
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,593
was having to clean it all up!

450
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,791
Oh, there's got to be more to it
than that.

451
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,035
Nope. That's it.

452
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,276
But how can you go to war
over not liking the same jokes?

453
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,232
Well, it's as good a reason as any.

454
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,960
-[snores)
-Huh?

455
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,949
This is outrageous!

456
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,310
I'm going to go in there
and get Mokey myself

457
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,716
before anybody has to get hurt. [grunts]

458
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,478
Somebody let me out.

459
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,636
Please.

460
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,679
I Sunlight and shadow 7

461
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,833
I An oak tree's bravado ♪

462
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:08,314
1 And rivers that race to the sea I

463
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,279
♪ Puffballs and fireflies ♪

464
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,552
I And larks in the sunrise ♪

465
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:21,200
7 All know a way to be free

466
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,873
I And here's to their roaming

467
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,040
I Here's to their homing

468
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,713
I Ah, but I wish it was me

469
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,517
I Pity a soul that's not free

470
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,199
I Ants have a highway I

471
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,439
I And birds have a skyway?

472
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:53,040
I And winds can go wandering far

473
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,476
See how they climb ♪

474
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,560
7 In the mercy of time ♪

475
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:05,915
I And they don't know how lucky they are I

476
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,672
I And here's to their roaming

477
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,920
I Here's to their homing

478
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:18,794
I Ah, but I wish it was me

479
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,679
♪ Sit for a moment

480
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,759
I And pity a soul

481
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:30,671
♪ That's not free I

482
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,193
Oh, poor Mokey.

483
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,873
I've got to get her out of there.

484
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,077
I've got to get her out of there!
I've got to

485
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,070
Mokey?

486
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,949
-Oh!
-Oh!

487
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,749
Oh! Isn't this nice!

488
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,394
-Beige, this is Red.
-Red, Beige.

489
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,110
Well, uh, don't just stand there.
[chuckles]

490
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,510
-Say hello.
Well--

491
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,031
How could you put my best friend
in a cage, you crazy Fraggle?

492
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,431
Crazy? I'm crazy?

493
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,153
Oh, what are you doing here with an army,

494
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,271
-you, you, you brutal Fraggle?
-[Mokey growls]

495
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,674
Brutal?
-Yeah.

496
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,151
But I don't want to hurt anybody,
I just want to help Mokey.

497
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,476
Oh, that's what I want, too.

498
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,957
You mean, you don't want a war?

499
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,559
[Beige] No. Do you?

500
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,670
[Red] No way!

501
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,350
[crowd chanting] War!

502
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,393
Uh, excuse me.

503
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,830
Isn't this great?
Beige doesn't want to fight.

504
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,394
Yeah, that's really nice.

505
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,630
Yeah, there's no reason
to have a war at all.

506
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,556
No!

507
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,393
You know, I'm really glad
both of you feel that way,

508
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,075
but don't you think you should
convince the others?

509
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,720
[Red and Beige exclaiming]

510
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,111
What do we do?

511
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,960
I've got an idea.

512
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,230
What everyone needs
is a really good laugh!

513
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,156
-Yeah.
-Right!

514
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,157
-Yeah! Come on.
-Okay.

515
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,669
We'll show them a thing or two about war.

516
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,230
Did you hear that?
Load a rock into that weapon.

517
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,398
We'll hit first, and talk later.

518
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,879
Get me a rock for that weapon.

519
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,118
We'll show them
what real Fraggles are made of. [coughs]

520
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:11,395
We've got 100 rocks here,
you mean and nasty Fraggles!

521
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,393
We've got 101,
you dull and funless Fraggles!

522
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,080
Yeah. One, two, three!

523
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,070
What?

524
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,629
[laughing]

525
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,951
[Red] Hey, Beige!
We did it. We stopped the war.

526
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,674
All the Fraggles are laughing
at the same thing.

527
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,035
[laughing]

528
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,159
Whoopee!

529
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,674
Oh, hey, everybody.

530
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,235
Hey, haven't you forgotten something, huh?

531
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,397
-Don't worry, Mokey, I'm here.
Red!

532
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,193
-Oh, thank goodness.
-Oh!

533
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,874
-Oh, Red!
-Oh, Mokey!

534
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,196
See? All Fraggles are alike.

535
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,869
They all laugh.

536
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,031
Do you think it was something we said?

537
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,878
Oh, yes.

538
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,799
Look at this, Sprocket.

539
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,476
Peach pie, apple pie,

540
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,797
blueberry pie, chocolate cream pie.
What do you think of that?

541
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,751
[Sprocket] Mmm.

542
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,638
Shimmelfinney's going to get
apie in the face

543
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,353
every time he walks out his door.

544
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,756
-[woofing]
Well, what am I supposed to do?

545
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,196
He started the practical joke war,
and I'm going to finish it.

546
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,430
That's the way these things are.

547
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,511
What are you doing?

548
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,711
You're so against me hitting Shimmelfinney
with a pie in the face,

549
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,633
you'd leave me?

550
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,392
But you don't even
like Shimmelfinney! [grunting]

551
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,754
Well, if it's that important to you...

552
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,791
[woofs]

553
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,036
Yeah, well, you're right.

554
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,438
It's just that when he played a joke,

555
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:46,077
I had to play a bigger joke,
and before we knew, we just couldn't stop.

556
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,677
Oh, I'm going to forget the whole thing.

557
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,437
What am I going to do with all these pies?

558
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,351
[Sprocket gasps]

559
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,629
[barking]
Huh?

560
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:59,554
Of course! I'l call Shimmelfinney
and invite him over to a party.

561
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,550
Whoo-hoo!

562
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,118
[music playing]

563
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,754
[scatting]

564
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,269
I Dance your cares away ♪

565
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,077
I Worry's for another day

566
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,429
I Let the music play }

567
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,515
I Down in Fraggle Rock ♪

568
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,589
I Dance your cares away ♪

569
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,437
I Worry's for another day

570
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,709
I Let the music play }

571
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,795
I Down in Fraggle Rock ♪

572
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,829
I Down in Fraggle Rock ♪

573
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,954
I Down in Fraggle Rock ♪