1 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:05,337 - Hmm. Oh, I don't know. - What? 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,923 Well, as old as he is in dog years... 3 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:11,677 ...do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing? 4 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:14,013 - Rachel? - Yeah? 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:18,183 Remember when you came, you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress? 6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,103 Oh, sure. Do you need me to train somebody new? 7 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,564 Ha-ha-ha. Good one. 8 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:28,694 Actually, uh, Terry wants you to take the training again. 9 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:29,903 Whenever. 10 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,325 Do you believe that? 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:41,915 Yeah. 12 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,137 So that's two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. 13 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,891 On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you. 14 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,438 Just admit it. You have no backhand. 15 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,733 Excuse me, little one. I have a very solid backhand. 16 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:53,153 Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... 17 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,364 ...is not a backhand. 18 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:58,367 I was shrieking... 19 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,660 ...like a Marine. 20 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:06,333 All right, here, watch me execute the three P's of championship play. 21 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,252 Power, huah... 22 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,837 ...precision, shew... 23 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,130 ...and panache. 24 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,719 You broke a little girl's leg? 25 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,639 I know. I feel horrible, okay? 26 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,977 It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. 27 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,730 Where exactly were you around 10-ish? 28 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:33,443 Well, I'm gonna go see her. I wanna bring her something. 29 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:36,280 - What do you think she'd like? - Maybe a Hello Kitty doll? 30 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,574 The ability to walk? 31 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,371 I'm gonna get back to retraining. Ahem. 32 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,582 All right. See you guys. 33 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,584 Look out, kids. He's coming. 34 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,964 And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees. 35 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,550 Have fun. Oh, wait. No, don't. 36 00:02:56,718 --> 00:03:00,012 I forgot. I am totally against that now. 37 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,599 What? Me having a job? 38 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:08,437 No, no. I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime... 39 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,440 ...and their corpses grotesquely dressed... 40 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,651 ...in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights. 41 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,820 Hey, how do you sleep at night? 42 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:20,574 Well, I'm pretty tired from lugging the trees around. 43 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,368 Hey, Phoebe, listen. 44 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,370 You got this all wrong. 45 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,581 Those trees were born to be Christmas trees. 46 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:31,960 They're fulfilling their life purpose by making people happy. 47 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,295 Really? 48 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,216 Yes. 49 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,927 Yes, and, uh, the trees are happy too... 50 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:44,223 ...because for most of them, it's their only chance to see New York. 51 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,646 After you've delivered the drinks, you take the tray... 52 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:54,316 Gunther, Gunther, please. I have worked here for two and a half years. 53 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,194 I know the empty trays go over there. 54 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,280 What if you put them here? 55 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,740 Huh. 56 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,744 You know, that's actually a good idea. They'll be closer to the mugs. 57 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:09,623 You know what? You should have the other waitresses do that too. 58 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,292 - They already do. - Huh? 59 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,795 That's why they call it "the tray spot. " 60 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,966 I always heard them talk about that. I just thought it was a club they went to. 61 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,926 Oh, God. 62 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,514 - I'm sorry. - It's all right. 63 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,308 Sweetheart. 64 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:34,648 So this must be kind of neat for you, huh? 65 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,401 Your dad tells me you get a couple of days off school... 66 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:40,737 ...and you don't have to sell those cookies anymore. 67 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,533 Well, I kind of wanted to sell the cookies. 68 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,452 The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Space Camp... 69 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,788 ...and gets to sit in a real space shuttle. 70 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:54,626 Wow, you really like all this space stuff, huh? 71 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,338 Yeah. My dad says if I'd spend as much time helping him clean apartments... 72 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:01,008 ...as I do daydreaming about outer space... 73 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,927 ...he'd be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal. 74 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:08,348 I think you'd have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India. 75 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,685 No, the one in Atlantic City. Dad loves the slots. 76 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,232 He says he's gonna double the college money my grandma left me. 77 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,776 Huh. 78 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,237 Well, good luck to Dad. 79 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:28,910 Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win? 80 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:33,415 - The girl who won last year sold 475. - Yeah? 81 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,460 So far, I've sold 75. 82 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:41,298 Four hundred, huh? 83 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:45,177 Well, that sounds doable. How much are the boxes? 84 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,511 Five dollars a box. 85 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,431 And what is second prize? 86 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,558 A 10-speed bike. 87 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,311 But I'd rather have something my dad couldn't sell. 88 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,523 Well, that makes sense. 89 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,568 Could you do me one favor? If it's not too much trouble. 90 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:05,197 - Yeah, Sarah, anything. - Could you pull the curtains open for me? 91 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,283 The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news. 92 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,952 Since we don't have a TV, the lady across the alley... 93 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,456 ...said she'd push hers up to her window so I can watch it. 94 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:28,261 Yes? 95 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:31,056 Yeah, hi. I'm selling Brown Bird cookies. 96 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:36,228 You're no Brown Bird. I can see you through my peephole. 97 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,857 Um, no, hi. I'm an honorary Brown Bird. 98 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,987 What does that mean? 99 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:50,117 Uh, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to sleepovers. 100 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:57,749 I can dial 911 at the press of a button, you know. 101 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,251 Now, go away. 102 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,212 Please, please. It's for a poor little girl... 103 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,966 ...who wants to go to Space Camp more than anything in the world. 104 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,551 - I'm pressing. - No... 105 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,761 A policeman is on his way. 106 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,973 Okay, okay. I'm going, I'm going. 107 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:21,189 - I can still see you. - All right. 108 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,485 Hey. 109 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,988 Hey. What are you doing here? 110 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,198 Well, I thought a lot about what you said... 111 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:34,578 ...and I realized, all right, maybe I was a little judgmental. 112 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,872 Yeah. Oh, but, oh. Ugh. 113 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,499 Now, now, Phoebe, remember, hey... 114 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,960 ...they're just fulfilling their Christmas... 115 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,587 - Destiny. Yes. - Sure. 116 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:46,465 - Right. - Okay. 117 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,968 Yikes. That one doesn't look very fulfilled. 118 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,388 Oh, that's one of the old ones. He's just taking it to the back. 119 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,932 You keep the old ones in the back? 120 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,393 That is so ageist. 121 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:03,815 - We have to make room for the fresh ones. - So, what happens to the old guys? 122 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:05,859 Well, they go into the chipper. 123 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:10,322 Why do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds? 124 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,868 No. No! 125 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,418 Hey, hey, hey. 126 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,133 And these come in the shapes of Christmas characters. 127 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,969 Santa, Rudolph and Baby Jesus. 128 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,638 Oh. 129 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,516 All right. I'll take a box of the cream-filled Jesuses. 130 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,562 Wait a minute, one box? I'm trying to send a poor little girl to Space Camp. 131 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,690 I'm putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you? 132 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:50,195 All right, do you have any, uh, coconut-flavored deities? 133 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,533 No, but there's coconut in the Hanukkah Menorah-eos. 134 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:58,161 I'll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night. 135 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,371 Okay. 136 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,499 Mon? - I'll take one box of the Mint Treasures. 137 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,793 One, and that's it. 138 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,546 I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. 139 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:11,591 Remember Dad bought every one of my boxes and I ate them all? 140 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:15,554 No, Mon, Dad had to buy every one of your boxes... 141 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,681 ...because you ate them all. 142 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:24,854 But, you know, I'm sure that's not gonna happen this time. 143 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,649 Why don't I just put you down for three Mint Treasures... 144 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,609 ...and just a couple of the Rudolphs? 145 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,278 No. 146 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,449 Oh, come on, now. You know you want them. 147 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,035 Don't do this. 148 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:43,707 I'll tell you what, Mon. I'll give you the first box for free. 149 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,668 Oh, God, I gotta go. 150 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,963 Come on. All the cool kids are eating them. 151 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,343 And later I wanna show you why we don't just trap spiders... 152 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:58,305 ...under coffee mugs and leave them there. 153 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:06,021 I'm training to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks. 154 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:10,066 But wasn't this supposed to be temporary? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff. 155 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:12,569 Well, yeah, I'm still pursuing that. 156 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,739 How, exactly, are you pursuing that? 157 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:19,826 You know, other than sending out résumés, like, what, two years ago? 158 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,705 Well, I'm also sending out... 159 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,374 ...good thoughts. 160 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,919 If you ask me, as long as you got this job... 161 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,797 ...you got nothing pushing you to get another one. 162 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,216 You need The Fear. 163 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,052 - The Fear? He's right. 164 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,471 If you quit this job, you then have motivation... 165 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,973 ...to go after a job you really want. 166 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:46,853 How come you're still at a job you hate? Why don't you quit and get The Fear? 167 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,398 Because I'm too afraid. 168 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,901 God. I don't know. 169 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:57,322 I mean, I would give anything to work for a designer, you know, or a buyer. 170 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,659 Ugh. I just don't wanna be 30 and still work here. 171 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:05,705 Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28 and still working here. 172 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,791 - Rachel? - Yeah? 173 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:12,170 Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular. 174 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,091 Can't I just look at the handles on them? 175 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,009 You would think. 176 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:22,806 Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what? I am a terrible waitress. 177 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:26,893 Do you know why I'm a terrible waitress? Because I don't care. 178 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,647 I don't care. I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf. 179 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,649 I don't care where the tray spot is. 180 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:36,069 I just don't care. This is not what I wanna do. 181 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:40,156 So I don't think I should do it anymore. 182 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,952 - I'm gonna give you my week's notice. - What? 183 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,328 Gunther, I quit. 184 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,042 Does this mean we're gonna have to start paying for coffee? 185 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,799 Okay, 12. 186 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,843 Twenty-two. 187 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,011 Eighteen. 188 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,102 - What? - I spelled out "boobies. " Ha, ha. 189 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,527 Ross, put me down for another box of the Mint Treasures, okay? 190 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,071 Where are the Mint Treasures? 191 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,032 Uh, we're out. I sold them all. 192 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,076 What? 193 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,662 Monica, I'm cutting you off. 194 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,959 No. No. 195 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,211 Just a couple more boxes. 196 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,591 It's no big deal, all right? I'm cool. 197 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,137 You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes. 198 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,724 Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck. 199 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,225 Oh, God. 200 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:55,398 - Whoa. So how many you sold so far? - Ah? Check this out. 201 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,819 - Five hundred and seventeen boxes. - Oh, my God. How did you do that? 202 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,280 Ahem. Okay, the other night, I was leaving the museum... 203 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,868 ...just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium. 204 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,788 Without even trying, I sold 50 boxes. 205 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:13,625 That's when it occurred to me. The key to my success: The munchies. 206 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:20,006 So I started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. 207 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:25,136 I am selling cookies by the case. 208 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,387 They call me... 209 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,973 ..."Cookie Dude. " 210 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:34,687 Okay, stop what you're doing. I need envelope stuffers, stamp lickers... 211 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,065 Oh, hey. Who did these résumés for you? 212 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,650 Me, on my computer. 213 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,777 Well, you sure used a large font. 214 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,530 Uh, yeah. Well, "Waitress at a Coffeehouse"... 215 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:47,325 ...and "Cheer Squad Co-captain" only took up so much room. 216 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,411 Heh, heh. Hey, that's funny. 217 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,248 You're funny, Chandler. You're a funny guy. 218 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,291 You know what else is really funny? 219 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,503 Something else I might have said? 220 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,547 I don't know, I don't know. 221 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,007 Weren't you the guy that told me to quit my job... 222 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,260 ...when I had absolutely nothing else to do? 223 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,428 Ha-ha-ha. Huh? Huh? 224 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,349 Sweetie, calm down. It's gonna be okay. 225 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,101 No, it's not gonna be okay, Ross. 226 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:17,188 Tomorrow is my last day, and I don't have a lead. 227 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,691 Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna call Gunther... 228 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,860 ...and I'm gonna tell him I'm not quitting. 229 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,445 You don't wanna give in to The Fear. 230 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:28,032 You and your stupid Fear. I hate your Fear. 231 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,660 I would like to take you and your Fear... 232 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,162 Hey. I got great news. 233 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,915 Run, Joey. Run for your life. 234 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,421 What? Rach, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions? 235 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,215 - No. - My old man's doing a plumbing job there... 236 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,092 ...and he heard they have an opening. 237 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,386 Want me to see if he can get you an interview? 238 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,432 Oh, my God, yes. I would love that. Oh, that's so sweet, Joey. 239 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,436 Not a problem. And now for the great news. 240 00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,356 - What, that wasn't the great news? - Only if you think it's better than this. 241 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,484 Snow-in-a-Can. 242 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,654 I got it at work. You want me to decorate the window? 243 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,867 - Give it kind of a Christmas looky? - Christmas cookie? 244 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,499 Okay, and this one here's a Douglas fir. 245 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,295 Now, it's a little more money, but you get a nicer smell. 246 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,964 Looks good. I'll take it. 247 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,634 Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. You don't want that one. Uh-uh. 248 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:32,221 No. You can have this cool brown one. Ooh. 249 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,724 It's almost dead. 250 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,686 But that's why you have to buy it, so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny. 251 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,606 Otherwise, they're gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey. 252 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,107 Uh... 253 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:47,028 Yeah, the trees that don't fulfill their Christmas destiny, heh... 254 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,489 ...are thrown in the chipper. 255 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,618 I think I'm gonna look around a little bit more. 256 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:58,414 Pheebs. Heh. You gotta stop doing this. I'm working on commission here. 257 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,335 Hey, guys. I'm here to pick out my Christmas tree. 258 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,964 Well, look no further. This one's yours. 259 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,007 Ah. 260 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,469 Is this the one that I threw out last year? 261 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,640 All right, you know what? Never mind. Everybody wants to have a green one. 262 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,602 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get so emotional. 263 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,106 I guess it's just... The holidays are just hard. 264 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:27,026 Oh, honey, is that because your mom died around Christmas? 265 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,529 Oh, I wasn't even thinking about that. 266 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,864 Oh. 267 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,083 Hi there. How many did you sell? 268 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,838 I'm not gonna tell you. You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg. 269 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,800 Hey, now. That was an accident, okay? 270 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,176 You're a big scrud. 271 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,888 What's a scrud? 272 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,141 Why don't you look in the mirror, scrud? 273 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,438 I don't have to. I can just look at you. 274 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,274 All right, girls... 275 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,610 ...and man. 276 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,155 Let's see your final tallies. 277 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,116 Oh... Debbie. 278 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,328 Three hundred and twenty-one boxes of cookies. Very nice. 279 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,123 Not nice enough. 280 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,916 Charla. 281 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,127 Two hundred and seventy-eight. 282 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,212 Sorry, dear, but still good. 283 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,965 Good for a scrud. 284 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,384 Let's see. 285 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,261 Ooh. Yes, Elizabeth. 286 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,806 Eight hundred and seventy-one. 287 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,933 That's crap. 288 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,397 Sister Brown Bird. 289 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,733 Good going. 290 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,196 Who's next? 291 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,786 - Hi there. - Hi. 292 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,372 And batting for Sarah... 293 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,875 ...Ross Geller. 294 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,128 Eight hundred and seventy-two. 295 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:14,759 Although it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself. 296 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:21,182 Ahem. That is because my doctor says that I have a very serious... 297 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,684 ...nougat... 298 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,396 ...deficiency. 299 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,567 Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross. 300 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,070 Well, I lost. 301 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,198 Some little girl loaned her uniform to her 19-year-old sister... 302 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:42,245 ...who went down to the USS Nimitz and sold over 2000 boxes. 303 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,416 Hey. How'd the interview go? - Oh, I blew it. 304 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,710 - I wouldn't have even hired me. Oh. 305 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,754 - Ugh. - Come here, sweetie. 306 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:58,511 Listen, you're gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. 307 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,434 That's not how that was supposed to come out. 308 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,062 This is just the worst Christmas ever. 309 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,399 Rach, maybe you should just, you know, stay here at the coffeehouse. 310 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,653 I can't. It's too late. Terry already hired that girl over there. 311 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,366 Look at her. She's even got waitress experience. Ugh. 312 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,493 Last night she was... 313 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:27,790 ...teaching everybody how to make napkins into... 314 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,333 ...swans. 315 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,753 That word was "swans. " 316 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,714 "Swans. " 317 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:42,471 Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet himself really perked up my Christmas. 318 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,231 Ah! Oh, my God. 319 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,358 Merry Christmas! 320 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,196 You saved them. You guys. 321 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,364 Oh, God, you're the best. 322 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,117 Looks like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees. 323 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,372 Hello? 324 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,374 Yeah, this is she. 325 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,587 Oh! You're kidding. You're kidding. 326 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,215 Oh, thank you. I love you. 327 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,675 Sure, everybody loves a kidder. 328 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,510 I got the job. 329 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,846 - Oh, hey. All right! - That's great. 330 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,433 Oh! God bless us, every one. 331 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,147 Here we go. I'm serving my last cup of coffee. 332 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,283 There you go. Enjoy. 333 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,035 Yay! 334 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,913 - Should I tell her I ordered tea? - No. 335 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,082 - No. - No. 336 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,458 Um, excuse me, everyone? 337 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,045 Uh, this is my last night working here... 338 00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:01,634 ...and I just wanted to say that I made some really good friends here. 339 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,470 And it's just time to move on. 340 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,435 And no offense to everybody who still works here... 341 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:15,064 ...but you have no idea how good it feels to say... 342 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,775 ...that as of this moment... 343 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,822 ...I will never have to make coffee again. 344 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,825 Now, Mr. Kaplan Sr. Likes his coffee strong. 345 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,412 So you're gonna use two bags instead of one, see? 346 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,373 Now, pay attention because this part's tricky. 347 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,960 See, some people use filters just once. 348 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,346 I'm sorry you didn't get to go to Space Camp... 349 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:53,102 ...and I'm hoping that maybe somehow, this may help make up for it. Okay? 350 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,729 Presenting... 351 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:58,983 ...Sarah Tuddle's Private, Very Special Space Camp! 352 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,323 Really, Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this. 353 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,615 Oh, come on. Here we go. 354 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,121 Stand by for mission countdown. 355 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,706 Ten, ten, ten. 356 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,124 Nine, nine, nine. 357 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,460 Eight, eight, eight. Ow. 358 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,545 Okay, blast off. 359 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,766 I'm an alien. I'm an alien. 360 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,935 Oh, no, an asteroid!