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MONICA:
Come in.

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I've been waiting for you.

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RACHEL:
Hi, I just...

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Ah! Oh, my God! Monica!

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Oh, my God!

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I'm sorry! I was...

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I was taking a nap.

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Since when do you
take naps in that position?

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Tell me you were waiting for a guy.
Please tell me.

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Yes, I was. A guy.

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From work.

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I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!

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[GASPS]

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That cute waiter guy from your restaurant.

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The one that looks like
a non-threatening Ray Liotta?

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Aha. That one!

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Give me a second. I'll be out of your hair.
I'm just going to grab a jacket.

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When I get back,
I want every little detail.

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[KNOCKING]

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Maybe that's him.

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Okay, um... Okay, um...

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It's just Joey and Ross.

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Why aren't you at the movie?

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We were, but Ross was talking
so loud on his phone, they threw us out.

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I had to talk loud
because the movie was loud!

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- He's talking to London.
- Did he get in touch with Emily?

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No. He's calling everyone
on her side of the family...

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...hoping someone
will help him get in touch with her.

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I don't care if I said some
other girl's name, you prissy old twit!

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Ross.

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Way to suck up to the family!

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[LAUGHING]

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I'm so glad you're all here. My office
finally got wrinkle-free fax paper!

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- Hey
- Oh, no, no! Vomit tux! No, no! Vomit tux!

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Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.

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Vomit tux?

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Who vomited on...

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You know what? What you up to, Joe?

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They're doing
this telethon thing on TV.

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And my agent got me a job as co-host!

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That's great!

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A little good deed for PBS,
plus some TV exposure.

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That's the kind of math
Joey likes to do.

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Oh, PBS!

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- What's wrong with PBS?
- What's right with them?

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Why don't you like PBS?

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Right after my Mom killed herself,
I was in this bad place, you know, personally.

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So I just thought it would make me
feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street.

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Because they were so nice
when I was a little kid.

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No one ever wrote back.

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A lot of those Muppets
don't have thumbs.

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All I got was a lousy keychain, and
by that time, I was living in a box.

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I didn't have keys!

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I'm sorry, Pheebs.

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I just wanted to do a good deed,
like you did with the babies.

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This isn't a good deed. You just want
to get on TV. This is totally selfish.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What about you having
those babies for your brother?

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Talk about selfish!

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What are you talking about?

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It was a nice thing,
but it made you feel good, right?

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Yeah, so?

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It made you feel good
so that makes it selfish.

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Look, there's no
unselfish good deeds. Sorry.

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Yes, there are totally
good deeds that are selfless!

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May I ask for one example?

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Yeah, it's... You know, there's...

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No, you may not!

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That's because all people are selfish.

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Are you calling me selfish?

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Are you calling you people?

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Sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs,
but selfless good deeds don't exist.

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Okay?

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And you know the deal on Santa Claus,
right?

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I'm gonna find a selfless good deed.
I'm going to beat you, you evil genius!

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Hello?
- Hello, Ross?

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Emily?

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Oh, my God! It's Emily!

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It's Emily, everyone! Shh! Shh! Shh!

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Hi.

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I'm only ringing to say
stop harassing my relatives. Goodbye.

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Wait! Okay, okay, you can hang up,
but I'll keep calling everyone in England...

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...if that's what it takes
to get you to talk to me.

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Really? About what?

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Look, you're my wife. We're married.

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You know, I love you.

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I really miss you.

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I miss you too.

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Well, at least I think I do.

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[WHISPERS]
She's talking.

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[ALL CHEERING]

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When you said "the deal with Santa Claus,"
you meant?

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That he doesn't exist.

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Right.

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Chandler, have you heard
about Monica's secret boyfriend?

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Yeah, she might have mentioned him.

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So, Mon, when are we going
to meet this new, secret waiter man?

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He's really shy. I don't think
he's up to meeting everyone yet.

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Yeah, I don't think he's up
to meeting everyone yet.

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I don't care, I wanna meet this guy
who's the best sex she ever had.

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Really?

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That's what you heard? You said that?

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I might have said that.

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[LAUGHING]

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Why is that funny?

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Because I'm very happy for him.

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And you! You lucky dog!

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- Hi.
MONICA: Hey.

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Well, Emily's willing to work
on the relationship.

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- That's great!
- Yes!

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In London.

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- What?
- She wants me to move to London.

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But you live here.

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You know that.

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What are you gonna do?

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I bet if I talked to Carol and Susan...

118
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...I could convince them
to move to London with Ben.

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I'm sure your ex-wife would be more
than happy to move to another country...

120
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...so you can patch things up
with your new wife.

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It could happen.

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How you doing? Welcome.
Good to see you.

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This'll be your phone.

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That's great.

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But I'm not really
expecting a lot of calls.

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No, you answer it and take pledges.

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But I'm the host.

128
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No, Gary Collins is the host.
You'll be answering the phone.

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You don't seem to understand.
See, I was Dr. Drake Ramoray.

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Well, here's your phone, doctor.

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I can't believe I can't find
a selfless good deed.

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You know that really old guy
that lives next door to me?

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I snuck over there and raked up
all the leaves on his front stoop.

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But he caught me, and he
force-fed me cider and cookies.

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Then I felt wonderful.
That old jackass!

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Maybe Joey's right.
Maybe all good deeds are selfish.

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I will find a selfless good deed.
Because I just gave birth to three children...

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...and I will not let them be raised
in a world where Joey's right!

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Hey, Monica?
Can I ask you a cooking question?

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- Sure.
- If you're cooking on the stove...

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...does that mean that your new secret
boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?

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RACHEL:
Chandler.

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Is he?

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I think I'm going to respect the privacy
of my new, secret boyfriend.

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Why?

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If this guy was me...

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...and it's me who'd learned that it was
me who was the best you'd ever had...

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...I'd be going like this:

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All right, Emily.

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As much as I love you...

151
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...I'm sorry, I can't
move to London without Ben.

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I understand that would be difficult.

153
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Would you consider moving here?
You were moving here anyway.

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Why can't you just do that?

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I don't know. It's just...

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Okay, okay, but I know that even though
I've been a complete idiot up till now...

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...you have to come here.

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You have to, so we can
work this out together.

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All right.

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All right? Did you just say "all right"?

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I did. Now I'm the idiot.

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Emily, that is so great!

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It'll be great!

164
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We're going to be
like two idiots in love!

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[LAUGHS]

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Ross, there's one thing that
really scares me still.

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- Yes, tell me.
- You have to understand...

168
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,230
...how humiliating it was
for me up on that altar...

169
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:10,275
...in front of my entire family,
all my friends.

170
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I know. I am so sorry.

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00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,449
And then, after deciding
to forgive you...

172
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,036
...seeing you at the airport,
catching our plane with her.

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Again, very sorry.

174
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,002
I mean, I can't be
in the same room as her.

175
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,881
It drives me mad thinking of you
being in the same room as her.

176
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,344
Emily, there is nothing
between Rachel and me.

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Okay?

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I love you.

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All right.

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I'll come to New York
and we'll try to make this work.

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That is so great!

182
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:53,318
As long as you
don't see Rachel anymore.

183
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:04,037
I asked Emily
if she would come to New York.

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00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,830
And she said yes.

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00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,750
MONICA: Great!
- No, no, no.

186
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:12,629
Only if I promise
never to see Rachel again.

187
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,297
MONICA:
What? You can't...

188
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,548
What did you tell her?

189
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,592
I told her I'd have to think about it.

190
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,970
I mean, how the hell am I supposed to
make this kind of a decision?

191
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,641
I'm actually asking you!

192
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,019
Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore.

193
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,146
She's one of your best friends.

194
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,982
But he can't not see Emily,
I mean that's his wife!

195
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,401
- That's true!
- Yeah, right?

196
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:39,447
But you've known Rachel since high school
and you cannot just cut her out of your life.

197
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,491
- That's true!
MONICA: No, you cannot.

198
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,578
Thanks for the help. Problem solved!

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00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,124
[PHONE RINGS]

200
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,043
- Hello?
- Hey, Mon.

201
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,463
Oh, hey, Joey. We've been watching all day.
When are you gonna be on TV?

202
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,217
There was kind of a mix-up
in my agent's office...

203
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,886
...but I'm still on TV,
and that's good exposure.

204
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,389
You're not on TV.

205
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,936
Oh, okay. How about now?

206
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:14,023
Yeah! There he is! There he is!

207
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,484
JOEY:
Hello, New York!

208
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,406
EMERIL: Maybe just put the whole duck
right in there. Who cares?

209
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,409
- Now I got the legs.
- Aw! Aw!

210
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:32,167
How many times have I told you guys
to never watch the cooking channel?

211
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,711
- Hi, Chandler.
- Hey.

212
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,714
Listen, I need that broiling pan
that Joey borrowed the other day.

213
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,215
That was yours?

214
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:43,887
We used it when the duck
was throwing up caterpillars.

215
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,432
Williams-Sonoma,
fall catalog, page 27.

216
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,225
Expect it in 4 to 6 weeks.

217
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:55,398
Hey. Joey's gonna be at the telethon
for the rest of the day.

218
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,609
We have the whole place to ourselves.

219
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,277
Yeah, so?

220
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:04,574
Just thought maybe you'd want to book
some time with "the best you've ever had."

221
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,494
You know what, champ?

222
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,037
I think I'll pass.

223
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,040
- Why?
- Why?

224
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,679
What's your point?

225
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,766
[PHONE RINGS]

226
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,894
PBS Telethon.

227
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,687
Hey, Joey.

228
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,982
I just wanted to let you know
that I found a selfless good deed.

229
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,402
I went down to the park
and I let a bee sting me.

230
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,447
What good is that going to do anybody?

231
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:48,451
It helps the bee look tough
in front of his bee friends.

232
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,704
The bee is happy,
and I am definitely not.

233
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:55,542
You know, the bee probably
died after he stung you.

234
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,340
Damn it!

235
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,052
Back on in 30 seconds, people!

236
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:16,187
Excuse me,
would you mind switching with me?

237
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,648
No way. I'm in the shot, man.

238
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,443
- You've been here all day!
- I'm taking pledges.

239
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,405
And we're on three, two...

240
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,949
Welcome back to our fall telethon.

241
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If you've been enjoying
the performance of Cirque du Soleil...

242
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:35,123
...and you'd like to see more of the same
kind of programming, it's very simple.

243
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,418
All you have to do is call in and pledge...

244
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:44,215
...and at that time tell one of our volunteers
what type of programming you...

245
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,552
Okay.

246
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,848
That's it. I cannot make this decision.
It is too difficult.

247
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:55,226
So I'm just going leave it entirely
up to the gods of fate.

248
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,355
A Magic 8 Ball?

249
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,233
You can't make this decision
with a toy!

250
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,444
It's not a toy.

251
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,406
I don't know what else to do!

252
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:12,869
I either keep my wife
and lose one of my best friends...

253
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,873
...or I keep my friend and get divorced
for the second time before I'm 30.

254
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,376
So if anyone else has
a better suggestion, let's hear it.

255
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,004
Because I got nothing! Don't be shy.

256
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,590
Any suggestion will do.

257
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,889
Okay, then.

258
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,685
Here we go.

259
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,355
Magic 8 Ball...

260
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,399
...should I never see Rachel again?

261
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,363
"Ask Again Later."

262
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,660
Later is not good enough!

263
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,500
"Ask Again Later."

264
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,709
What the hell?

265
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,171
This is broken! It is broken!

266
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,548
Let me see.

267
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,969
Will Chandler have sex tonight?

268
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,929
"Don't Count On lt."

269
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,644
Seems like it works to me.

270
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,854
[PHONE RINGS]

271
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,940
PBS Telethon.

272
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,149
PHOEBE:
Hi, Joey.

273
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,442
Hey, Pheebs.

274
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,152
I'd like to make a pledge.

275
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,405
I would like to donate $200.

276
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,864
Two hundred dollars?

277
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,867
You sure?
After what Sesame Street did to you?

278
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,579
I'm still mad at them, but I also know
that they bring happiness...

279
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,249
...to lots of kids
whose moms didn't kill themselves.

280
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,834
You know, so...

281
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,880
...by supporting them, I'm doing a good
thing, but I'm not happy about it.

282
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,842
So there! A selfless good deed.

283
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,761
And you don't feel a little good
about donating the money?

284
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,515
No, it sucks.
I was saving up to buy a hamster.

285
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,727
A hamster?
Those things are, like, 10 bucks.

286
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,396
Not the one I had my eye on.

287
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:07,650
It looks like we have surpassed
last year's pledge total.

288
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:08,901
Thank you!

289
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,282
And the pledge that did it
was taken by one of our volunteers.

290
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:20,663
Oh, boy! And may I say,
one of our sharpest dressed volunteers.

291
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,999
Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!

292
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,417
PHOEBE:
Oh, look!

293
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,252
Joey's on TV!

294
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,754
Isn't that great?

295
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,507
My pledge got Joey on TV!
That makes me feel so...

296
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,426
Oh, no!

297
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,225
Look...

298
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:45,730
...maybe I got carried away before,
but there's something you gotta know.

299
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:50,443
If I'm the best, it's only
because you made me the best.

300
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,363
Keep talking.

301
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,616
I was nothing before you.

302
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,285
Call the other girls and ask.

303
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,205
Which wouldn't take long.

304
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,167
But when I'm with you,
and we're together...

305
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,837
...oh, my God!

306
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,637
- Really?
- Oh, my God!

307
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,185
Now, I understand if you never
want to sleep with me again.

308
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,437
But that would be wrong.

309
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,981
We're too good.

310
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,693
We owe it to sex!

311
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,322
Well, if we owe it!

312
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,992
Oh, my!

313
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,037
When is Joey gonna be home?

314
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,374
I was kind of hoping
we could do this without him.

315
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,087
No, no, no! Leave the gloves on.

316
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,964
But I just cleaned the bathroom.

317
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,675
- Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves?
- Yeah.

318
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,930
All right.
Let's show them how it's done.

319
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,974
Okay. Ow!

320
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,603
- That wasn't part of it.
- I know.

321
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,696
[KNOCKING]

322
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,745
Hi. You ready? We're going to be late.

323
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,082
- For what?
- For Stella, remember?

324
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,169
She's getting her groove back
in 20 minutes.

325
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,756
Yeah, I totally forgot about that.

326
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,844
Mind if I take a rain check?
I'm waiting for a call from Emily.

327
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,680
Sure, I guess.

328
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,559
Hey, I hear you don't have to go
to London. Yay.

329
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:52,523
It's not that easy. There's still
a lot of relationship stuff.

330
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,108
Like what?

331
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,776
Just stuff.

332
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:59,947
You know, kind of what Emily wants.

333
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,533
Why don't you talk to me about it?
Maybe I can help.

334
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:07,330
No, no, you can't help.

335
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:12,501
I mean, I kind of have to do this
without your help.

336
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,795
Well, I...

337
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:19,884
I know you can do that too. I'm just saying
if you need somebody to talk to...

338
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,261
Hi.

339
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,181
Thanks.

340
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:32,188
Ross, look, whatever this
relationship stuff is that Emily wants...

341
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,315
...just give it to her.

342
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,026
The bottom line is that you love her.

343
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,403
So just fix whatever she wants fixed.

344
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,530
Just do it.

345
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,990
[PHONE RINGING]

346
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:47,495
You're going to have to try.
You'll just hate yourself if you don't.

347
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,831
[PHONE RINGING]

348
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,292
Come on, answer it!
It's driving me crazy.

349
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,045
Hello?

350
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,339
Hi, sweetie.

351
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,466
Good.

352
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,845
Look. Yes, I've been thinking...

353
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,933
...about that thing
you wanted me to do...

354
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,937
...and I can do it.

355
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,025
So will you come to New York?

356
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,653
[WHISPERS]
What?

357
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,528
- Never done that before.
- Nope.

358
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,701
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