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CHANDLER:
Okay, this is it.

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You sure you wanna do this?

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[LAUGHING]

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Hello, Mrs. Ross. Woo-hoo!

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Well, hello, Mr. Rachel.

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[ROSS GAGS]

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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.

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Come on, Pheebs, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

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PHOEBE:
Okay! Okay!

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Oh, my God!
Is everybody getting married?

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JOEY: Agh.
- No running in the chapel.

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Hey, don't you give me
any of your... Hey!

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- Hi.
- Hey!

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What are you doing here?

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Ross and Rachel left a message.
They're getting married.

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- Isn't that why you guys are here?
- Yes.

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- Why else would we be here?
- Ha-ha-ha.

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Well, what happened? Did we miss it?

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We actually missed it.

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Maybe you wouldn't have
if you could run in the chapel!

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This is insane.

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What's the big deal?
It's not like it's a real marriage.

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What?

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If you marry in Vegas,
you're only married in Vegas.

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What? If you marry here,
you're married everywhere.

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Really?

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MONICA:
Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, well.

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Mm.

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[GROANS]

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[YELLING]

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[GROANING]

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Why are we in bed together?

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I don't know.

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Do you have any clothes on?

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Yes.

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- Really?
- No.

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Ugh...

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But we didn't have...

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...sex, did we?

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I don't remember much about last night.

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- It was such a blur. Ha, ha.
- Oh.

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Oh!

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- I remember laughing. I laughed a lot.
- Uh-huh?

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Then we didn't have sex.

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[GROANS]

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Oh, I mean, we were really drunk.

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I'm glad we didn't do anything stupid.

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ROSS:
Tell me about it.

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- Morning, Pheebs.
- Mm.

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Well, my movie has been
officially canceled.

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Mm. Joey, I'm so sorry.

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You want my breakfast?

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Eh, too depressed to eat.

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I'll probably eat in, like, five minutes.

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So I guess I'll fly home with you.
What time is your flight?

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- What about my cab?
- I don't need that anymore.

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No, you borrowed my cab.
You have to drive it back.

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I don't wanna drive back
by myself. I get lonely.

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Oh, ooh. How about if you come with me?

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- I don't know, it's a long trip.
- That would be great.

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We could talk and play games.

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This could be our chance to,
like, renew our friendship.

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Are you asking me
to have a "frienaissance"?

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Sure?

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Heh. All right, although I don't think we
need one. I never stopped loving you.

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- Hey.
JOEY: Hey.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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So has anybody talked
to Dr. And Mrs. Geller yet?

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Mm-hm. They left me a message.
They'll be here.

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Where is the waitress? I'm starving.

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It's a buffet, man.

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Here's where I win all my money back!

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I gotta talk to you.

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Sure.

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What's up?

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Monica and I almost got married.

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My God!

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That's huge! Ha-ha-ha, hey.

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Wait a minute. Why wasn't I invited?

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And who was gonna be your best man?
Don't say Ross. Do not say Ross.

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I just don't think that Monica and I
are ready yet. I love her...

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...but seeing Ross and Rachel
come out of that chapel...

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...was like a wake-up call that Monica
and I are moving so fast, you know.

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How do I tell her
without crushing her?

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Oh!

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Tell her she's not marriage material.

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What?

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Girls say it to me all the time.

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And if she's anything like me,
she's just gonna be relieved.

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How do I tell him that it's too soon?

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He's gonna think
I don't love him anymore.

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- Well, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

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Good. I was just testing you.

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CHANDLER: Hey.
- Oh, hi.

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We were just talking about bacon.

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No, we were talking about tennis.

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Tennis is more believable.

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ALL:
Hey.

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MONICA: Hi.
RACHEL: Thank you.

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[ROSS & RACHEL GROAN]

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- Coffee. Heh.
- Mm.

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- What?
- Are we gonna talk...

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...about what you guys did last night,
or?

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What do you mean "last night"?
Nothing, uh, happened last night.

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Uh-huh. Ross invited us all to watch.

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Rach, we weren't gonna miss
our friends marrying.

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Huh, who got married?

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You did?

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- What?
- Heh.

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- Wh...? Hello. We didn't get married.
- No, we didn't. That's ridi...

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[BOTH GASP]

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Wait, wait, wait.
I remember being in a chapel.

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They would not let us get married
when we were that drunk.

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They let you get married.

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Most people who marry
in Vegas are drunk.

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Heh, I'm drunk right now.

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I can't have a mimosa with breakfast?
I'm on vacation.

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What are you gonna do?

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- Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer.
- Uh-huh.

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Well, I think,
I think Ross already has one.

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Now, this one's free, right?

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Because you paid for the first two,
third one free.

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Laugh it up, but the joke's on you...

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...because we don't need to get divorced.

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- We're just gonna get an annulment.
JOEY: An annulment?

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Ross, I don't think surgery
is the answer here.

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Oh, that's your thing!

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What?

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Your thing, that you're the guy
who gets divorced.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, no, that's not "my thing."

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I do not love getting divorced.

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Yes, you do. This is your third divorce.

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You love divorce so much,
you're probably gonna marry it...

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[LAUGHING]

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...and then it won't work out, so you're
gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy.

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Ha-ha-ha.

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I'm so drunk.

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- So, what should we do?
- I don't know.

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I know I love you.

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- I know I love you.
- Heh.

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Where are we on the whole
"going back...

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...to where they have the marriages"
thing? I love you.

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That's a good question.

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Last night we let the dice decide.

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We should leave it
up to fate again. I love you!

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We don't get married
unless there's a sign.

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Okay? So say, uh...

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You roll another eight, then there's a sign
that we should get married.

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All right. Eight we get married...

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...but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10,
11, 12, we don't get married.

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- Sounds great.
- Okay.

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DEALER:
Hey, we got a shooter.

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Money, please.

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- Ready?
- Ready.

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Come on, eight.

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Yes, yes, eight.

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DEALER:
Eight, easy eight.

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- Wow, I can't believe I rolled an eight.
- That was so unlikely.

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- Well, let's get married. I guess.
- Aah.

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That wasn't hard.
Last night I rolled a hard eight.

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It was the wrong kind of eight.
No wedding! Damn it!

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- Agh! Aah!
- Unh, I wanted it so bad!

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- Wanna go pack?
- Yeah.

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- We're doing the right thing, right?
- Oh, of course we are.

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Heh, we left it up to fate.

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If we were supposed to get married,
there would be a sign.

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Okay, you have 19 questions left.
Use them wisely.

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[GROANS]

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Come on, Joey.
You can't win if you don't ask any...

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[SHOUTS]
...questions!

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Aah! Aah.

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- What?
- You promised me a fun road trip.

176
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We've been on the road for 6 hours,
and you've been asleep for 5 and a half.

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We are switching,
and you are going to drive back.

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That will be your punishment,
you greedy sleeper.

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All right. All right.

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Yeah. And until then,
you are going to sing to me.

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Because the radio's broken, and you are
selfish, but you have a nice voice.

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- Really?
- Sing!

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[SINGS]
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

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JOEY:
Man, this is a long drive.

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Are my eyes open?

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No!

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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- Morning.
- Aah!

189
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- Hey.
- Hey, hubby. Heh.

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Yeah. Actually, um,
I wanted to talk to you...

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...about that whole annulment thing.
- Uh-huh?

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00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,804
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

194
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- Okay.
- Heh.

195
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So we'll just stay married.

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Yes, exactly.

197
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And I will make everyone
call me Mrs. Geller.

198
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,956
Wow, this is so amazing.

199
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I, uh, really thought I'd have
to talk you into this more.

200
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Ha, ha. Now I'm scared because
I don't actually think you're kidding.

201
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,093
I'm not kidding.

202
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,803
Look, I... I... Heh.

203
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I can't have three failed marriages.

204
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,058
I can't, okay?

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00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:52,437
I am not gonna be that guy.

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[STAMMERS]

207
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,735
So, what, we just stay married forever?

208
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,445
Okay, how...?

209
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,573
How is this going to affect you, really?

210
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,537
I mean, you fill some form out
once in a while...

211
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:13,917
...instead of checking the box "Miss,"
you check the box that says, "Mrs."

212
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,045
It's right next to it.

213
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,841
Okay. I'm sorry, you're right.
You know what?

214
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,802
We can stay married...

215
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:28,640
...because I thought that the boxes
were far away from each other.

216
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,353
All right. Look, just...

217
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,522
...please take a moment here...

218
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,650
...and think about what
you're asking of me. Okay?

219
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:44,072
I am asking you to do me a favor.

220
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You are asking me to be your wife.

221
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:55,041
And, as my wife, I think
you should grant me this favor.

222
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,089
That kid kicked me really hard.

223
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,299
Well, you did pull his hair.

224
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,845
- He took my snack.
- I'm not getting into this again.

225
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,639
All right, you know what?
Hurts really bad.

226
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,891
Well, I told you not to walk. Here.

227
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,560
There. There. Okay.

228
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,655
- This doesn't mean anything, does it?
- No.

229
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,661
How could you pick up a hitchhiker?

230
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:36,499
He could be a rape... He could be
a rapist or a killer or something.

231
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,419
Don't you think I asked him that
before he got in?

232
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,922
I'm not talking to you.
You go back to sleep.

233
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,592
- And, you, are you a rapist?
- No.

234
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,510
Do you like car games?

235
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,971
Yeah, you know the, uh,
license plate game?

236
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,890
I love the license plate game!

237
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,017
Ooh, I'll play. I'll play.

238
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,269
No, you need your sleep.
Night-night. Shh.

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00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,235
- Hey.
- Hey.

240
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,863
Listen. I know you wanted to talk to me...

241
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,533
...but I have an idea that may
make you wanna stay married.

242
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,201
Uh...

243
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,245
We register...

244
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,040
...and you get to keep all the presents.

245
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,880
No, Ross, come on. No, listen.

246
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:28,134
I've thought about how to tell you this,
and, um, the bottom line, Ross...

247
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,929
...is we cannot stay married.

248
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,808
- I don't know if that's true...
- Oh, but it is.

249
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,436
Ahem. Okay. You know what this is?

250
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,357
This is a difference of opinion.

251
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,028
- When that happens in a marriage...
- Oh, Ross, come on!

252
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:51,199
This is not a marriage!
This is the world's worst hangover!

253
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,662
Ross, listen, if you do not
get this annulment, I will.

254
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,542
All right. All right, I'll do it.

255
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,127
Thank you.

256
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,339
Hey, hey, um...

257
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,093
...uh, is there any such thing
as an annulment shower?

258
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,766
There's the train station, where I get off.

259
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,268
Well, I have your address
and phone number.

260
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,563
And I have your name
and the fact that you're a drifter.

261
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,566
So ball's pretty much in your court.

262
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,152
All right. See you, Pheebs.

263
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,414
Come on, Pheebs,
I can't take this anymore.

264
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,873
Please talk to me.

265
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,712
Let me make it up to you, huh?

266
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,717
[SINGING]
Ground control to Major Tom

267
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:55,972
Commencing countdown
Engines on

268
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:04,355
Take your protein pills
And put your helmet on

269
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,274
Pssh, this is...

270
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,901
Stop it! Stop it! No.

271
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,865
That's not fair. You know I can't
resist that beautiful voice.

272
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,326
Pheebs, look, I am so sorry.

273
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,204
I promised you a fun
road trip with your friend...

274
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,124
...and I didn't deliver, okay?

275
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:28,296
Now I know that you think being awake
is an important part of friendship.

276
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:33,342
So I will strive to stay awake
for as long as I know you.

277
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,556
You can still sleep
at night and stuff.

278
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,059
Thank you.

279
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,103
So can we play 20 Questions now?

280
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,148
I got a good one.
I thought about it since Kansas.

281
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,151
Okay.

282
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,445
Is it...

283
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,031
...a kind of hot sandwich?

284
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,075
Yes.

285
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,744
Is it a meatball sub?

286
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,913
That is incredible!

287
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,290
You are the master!

288
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,377
Aah! Bug!

289
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,425
- Ah! That's funny. You look like you're...
- Don't say it!

290
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,302
Don't even think it.

291
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,805
All right.

292
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,640
Chandler, enjoy your handful.

293
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,729
Should we just get married?

294
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,899
All the signs are telling us to do it.

295
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,275
I'm sick of the signs.

296
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,070
- I'm happy the way things are.
- Me too.

297
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,072
- I don't want change, do you?
- No.

298
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,534
All right then, nothing changes.
Everything stays the same!

299
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,496
Go unpack. It's been three days,
and it's driving me insane!

300
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,917
Jeez, relax, it's not like we're mar...
Aah, agh.

301
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,762
You know, I was thinking, what if I, uh...

302
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,806
...unpack here?

303
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,724
All your stuff would be here.

304
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,186
Well...

305
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,816
What if all my stuff was here?

306
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,319
Then you'd be going back
and forth all the time.

307
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,655
Doesn't make any sense.

308
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,490
Okay.

309
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:25,204
What if we live together,
and you understand what I'm saying?

310
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,126
Live together?

311
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,628
There've been no signs for that.

312
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,965
Me asking is kind of a sign.

313
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,430
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Okay!

314
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,852
Yes.

315
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,229
Okay. Okay, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.

316
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,481
- Okay.
- Here's your key. Here's your key.

317
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,317
Now go out and christen it!

318
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,943
Go out and come back in!

319
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,696
Door hasn't been locked
in five years, but okay.

320
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,782
CHANDLER: Ready?
- Ready!

321
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,201
[LOCK CLICKS]

322
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,995
CHANDLER: The key broke in the lock,
and I can't get in.

323
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,915
Wait. Oh, my God, I can't get out!

324
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,792
CHANDLER: This isn't a sign!
- No, it's a very old key!

325
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,337
CHANDLER: It's an old key!
- Oh, my God, it's old.

326
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,422
CHANDLER:
I love you.

327
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,967
I love you.

328
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,721
CHANDLER:
Are you hugging the door right now?

329
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,394
No.

330
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,522
CHANDLER:
Yeah, yeah, me neither.

331
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,401
Hey.

332
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,738
So did everything go all right
with the annulment?

333
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,866
Oh, yeah. No problems.
It's all taken care of.

334
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,368
Ross, thank you.

335
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,953
[RACHEL LAUGHS]

336
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,621
Do you wanna go see a movie?

337
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,623
- Yeah, why not?
- Pheebs?

338
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,708
Thanks, I've already seen one.

339
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,129
- Okay, um, I'm gonna get my sweater.
- Okay.

340
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,385
You wanna hear something weird?

341
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,970
Always.

342
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,723
I didn't get the annulment.

343
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,103
- What?
- We're still married.

344
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,564
Don't tell Rachel. See you later.

345
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,746
What are you doing?

346
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,456
Key is stuck in the lock.

347
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,208
I can fix it. Hold on.

348
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,753
Watch out, watch out.

349
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,261
It still doesn't work.

350
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,929
- I'm not finished.
- Oh.

351
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:01,027
Nice job, Joe.
You are quite the craftsman.

352
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,867
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