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ROSS:
Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday!

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- Rach, come on.
ALL: Come on.

4
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It's your birthday.

5
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Hey.

6
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She's not as pretty as she was
when she was 29.

7
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Ms. Green wants to establish
some ground rules before she comes out.

8
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She would appreciate it if you didn't
use the words "old" or "downhill"...

9
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...or "They still look pretty damn good."

10
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They do.

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Rachel, come on out.

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Monica made breakfast.

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Chocolate chip pancakes.

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We've got presents.

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Good ones?

16
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They all came from the list
you handed out to us two weeks ago.

17
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Well, can I keep the presents
and still be 29?

18
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Come on, Rach, look,
turning 30 is not that big a deal.

19
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Oh, really? Is that how you felt
when you turned 30?

20
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Why, God, why?

21
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We had a deal.
Let the others grow old, not me.

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Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me?
Am I overreacting?

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No, Rach, it is not just you. My 30th
birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.

24
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And now Chandler.

25
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We're all getting so old.

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Why are you doing this to us?

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Rach, you're in a great place in your life.
You have an amazing job, good friends.

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Your roommate's a soap opera star.

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Your character is in a coma.

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I promised myself
I wasn't gonna cry at this one.

31
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I know my life's going pretty well,
but I see so many people...

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...who've accomplished so many
of their goals by the time they're 30.

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Yeah, but you shouldn't
compare yourself to me.

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ROSS: Come on, Phoebe.
CHANDLER: You can do it.

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Come on. There you go.

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[ALL CHEERING]

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I did it.
One mile on a Hippity Hop.

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That's it. That's everything I wanted to do
before I was 30.

39
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Oh, except I wanted to
patch things up with my sister.

40
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Oh, well. But, yay!

41
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And, girls, this thing is a godsend,
if you know what I mean. Heh.

42
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Come on, let's have some fun, huh?
What do you want to do today?

43
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Nothing. I don't want to do anything.

44
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Doing nothing on your 30th is better
than doing something stupid, like Ross.

45
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Hey, that was a practical purchase.

46
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I needed that car for transportation.

47
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Okay? I have a child.

48
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How hot do I look in this, huh?

49
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Ross, a sports car?

50
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Wouldn't it be cheaper
to just stuff a sock down there?

51
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That's not what this is about, okay?

52
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I am a sports car enthusiast.

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- I've always been into cars.
- What's the horsepower on this thing?

54
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I don't know, but look how shiny.

55
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- I can't believe you bought this.
- So can I have a ride, stud?

56
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Hop in.

57
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Get ready for the smoothest ride
of your life.

58
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Damn it.

59
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Okay, who's next?

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You know what?
I am gonna do something today.

61
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I'm not just gonna sit around
like some old lady.

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I want to get something pierced.

63
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Like my, uh, nose
or my tongue or something.

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Really? Because, you know, that hurts.

65
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So what? You know, the way I see it...

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Ow! Son of a bitch.

67
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Look, Rachel,
I know what you're going through.

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I'm totally freaked out about turning 25.

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Get out of my apartment.

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Rach, for what it's worth,
I think that you're doing great.

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I mean, let's face it,
no one handles this well.

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Heh. Least of all you.

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Would you put that back on.
Monica's gonna be here any minute.

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But it hurts my Joey's apple.

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Okay, for the last time,
it's not named after each individual man.

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You've done a wonderful job
with this party, Chandler.

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- Everything looks so lovely.
- Oh, well, not as lovely as you.

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I mean, I can't believe
you would have a 30-year-old daughter.

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And you, I can't believe
you would have a tux that's 30 years old.

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It's older than that. Ross was actually
conceived right near this tuxedo.

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CHANDLER:
Oh.

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Okay, everybody hide.
I saw her. She's coming.

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Okay, okay. Everybody down.
Everybody down.

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[DOOR RATTLING]

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Okay, everybody stay here.
I will find out what's going on.

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Hey, you got the door open.

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Hey, are you drunk?

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No.

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Okay.

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Whoa.

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Okay.

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See, I was a little nervous
about turning...

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...30.

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[CHUCKLES]

95
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So the busboys
took me out for some drinks.

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Might want to puke on you later.

97
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Okay, here's the thing. We have thrown
a very formal surprise party for you.

98
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All your friends are in there
and your parents.

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- No.
- Yes.

100
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Oh, no. My parents have never
seen me drunk.

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That they know of.

102
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Here's the thing. We'll get you some coffee
and they will never know that you're drunk.

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- Really, you promise?
- Yeah, I'll take care of it.

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I love you so much.

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Okay, we have to do something
about your breath.

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What about your breath?

107
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That's still yours.

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Okay, now, remember,
it's a surprise party.

109
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So when you go in, act surprised.

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- Okay.
- Okay. Shh.

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Ready?

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ALL:
Surprise!

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Okay, forward. Forward.

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Stop!

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Okay, back... Stop!

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Okay, for... Stop! Stop! Stop!

117
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Okay. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

118
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I'm gonna break into this minivan,
put it in neutral.

119
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You guys push it forward
so Ross can drive out of the spot.

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Okay? All right. Here we go.

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[CAR ALARM WAILING]

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Haul ass!

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Happy 30th birthday. Here.

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It's for the child in you.
And the woman.

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Happy 30th.

126
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Why do you keep saying that?

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Because it's our 30th birthday.

128
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Yeah, no, we're not 30.
We're 31. Okay.

129
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Wait.

130
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Oh, it's you.

131
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Yeah. What?

132
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Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31.

133
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Nuh-uh.

134
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Yuh-huh. That's what it says
on my birth certificate.

135
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You have your birth certificate?

136
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Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff
when my mom died.

137
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Our mom.

138
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Right. Okay.

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- Do you have my birth certificate?
- No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.

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Oh, my God.

141
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Oh, my God, we are 31.

142
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Yeah.

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I just lost a whole year of my life.

144
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Okay.

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- Your middle name is Pamela?
- Yes.

146
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Oh, I never knew mine.
Do you remember what it is?

147
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Yes. Phoebe.

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- That's my first name.
- Right. Okay. Then, no.

149
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Look at that. We made it all the way
across the room. You're doing great.

150
00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,940
- What's going on?
- Monica's a little drunk.

151
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Yay, I love drunk Monica.

152
00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:16,031
Oh, she's so much more fun
than regular Monica.

153
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She doesn't want her parents
to know she's drunk.

154
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Oh, all right, all right.
Here's what we'll do.

155
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I'll get twice as drunk as Monica
and then no one's even gonna notice her.

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RACHEL:
What's going on?

157
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Monica's wasted.

158
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Maybe that'll liven up this party.

159
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,974
Okay, will you just go help her
get changed, please?

160
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Okay, but taking care of a drunk,
naked woman seems like a job for Joey.

161
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:47,896
Yep.

162
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,652
- This one's from me.
- Ah.

163
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It wasn't on your list,
but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.

164
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A scooter.

165
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,870
Stick to the list.

166
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,583
Always stick to the list.

167
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,711
No, no, no, I love it. Thank you.

168
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,714
Okay, open ours next. Open ours next.

169
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,425
Now that you're a couple,
we don't get two presents from you?

170
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,762
For my last birthday,
you gave me a hug.

171
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,765
- Okay, read the card, read the card.
- Okay.

172
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"Happy birthday, Grandma.

173
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,901
It's better to be over the hill...

174
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,696
...than buried under it.

175
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[SOBBING] All our love,
Monica and Chandler." That's funny.

176
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,454
No, no, no, no. That was a joke.

177
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,457
I know, I get it. It's funny.

178
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,668
No, because you're not a grandmother.

179
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,422
I know, because to be a grandmother,
you have to be married and have children.

180
00:11:55,631 --> 00:12:00,135
I don't have any of those things.
That's why it's so funny.

181
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,137
I'm just gonna go...

182
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[DOOR CLOSES]

183
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,477
All you had to do was buy the card.

184
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,402
Okay, you know what?

185
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,321
It was stupid to get upset
about not having a husband and kids.

186
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,824
All I really needed was a plan.

187
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,034
See, I wanna have three kids.

188
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,787
Let me guess. And you want to have them
all at the same time...

189
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,331
...and you want to have them
for your brother. Ha, ha.

190
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,835
As I was saying...

191
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,630
I should probably have the first
of the three kids by the time I'm 35, right?

192
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,966
Which gives me five years.

193
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:44,846
So if I wanna have a kid when I'm 35,
I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34.

194
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:48,767
Which gives Prada four years
to start making maternity clothes.

195
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,690
Oh, wait, but I do want to be married
for a year before I get pregnant.

196
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,776
Really? That long?

197
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,575
Look all you want, it's happening.

198
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,538
So I don't have to get married
until I'm 33.

199
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,707
That's three years.
That's three whole years.

200
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,083
Oh, wait a minute though.

201
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,462
I'll need a year and a half
to plan the wedding.

202
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,132
And I'd like to know the guy
for like a year, year and a half...

203
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,344
...before we get engaged.

204
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:28,723
Which means I need to meet the guy
by the time I'm 30.

205
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:34,062
Which is fine,
because you just turned...

206
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,064
...28.

207
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,317
No, Ross. No, it is not fine.

208
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:43,029
According to my plan, I should already
be with the guy that I'm gonna marry.

209
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,572
[TAG CHEERS]

210
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,080
Will you quit hogging it?

211
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:01,172
Oh, I'm telling you, it's like
watching Bambi learn how to walk.

212
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,884
You're drunk.

213
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:09,097
Mom and Dad are gonna be mad.

214
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,183
Maybe I'm a little drunk.

215
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,187
Hey. Are those crab cakes?

216
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:20,149
Did I not tell you to come straight to me
when more crab cakes were ready?

217
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,778
How you feeling?

218
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,448
You are so handsome.

219
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,495
I want to make love to you
right here, right now.

220
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,955
[MONICA GROWLS]

221
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,293
I really wish that you wouldn't.

222
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,298
All you have to do is just get through
a little bit more, okay?

223
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:49,554
Then we can put you in bed, okay?
Just smile and don't talk to anyone.

224
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,516
Speech, speech.
Let's hear from the birthday girl, huh?

225
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,643
Pheebs.

226
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,812
Don't you see,
everybody's looking at me.

227
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,480
The plan's working.

228
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,651
I didn't even have to take off my top yet.

229
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,112
Speech. Come on, speech.

230
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,615
ALL:
Come on. Speech.

231
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,994
Hey, Chandler, you can't keep
your hands off her for one second.

232
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,829
Oh, I think it's nice.

233
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,290
I think it's necessary.

234
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,009
I wanna thank you all for coming.

235
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,346
My family and my friends.

236
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,973
Whoo-hoo.

237
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:39,312
I'd really like to say that I'm, um...

238
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,024
You know what I'd really like to say?

239
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,860
I'm drunk.

240
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,906
That's right, Mom and Dad.

241
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,534
Your little "Harmomica" is hammered.

242
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,290
[LAUGHING]
And guess what? I've been drunk before.

243
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,168
And I've smoked a cigarette.

244
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,546
But you know what? You know what?

245
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:11,678
It's all okay.
It's okay, because I turned 30 today.

246
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And I can do anything I want.

247
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Because I am a grownup.

248
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,693
- Okay, quick. Help me get this off.
- Yeah.

249
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,739
I lost a whole year.

250
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,575
I can't believe it. This is so unfair.

251
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,744
Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.

252
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,246
Will it? Will it?

253
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,250
How would you feel if you found out
you were 31?

254
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,254
That's not gonna happen, you know,
because we have a new deal.

255
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,716
Plus, it totally ruined my schedule.

256
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:53,928
I haven't done any of the things
I wanted to do by the time I was 31.

257
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,888
- Like what?
- Like, okay...

258
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,558
...I haven't met any Portuguese people.

259
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,269
I haven't had the perfect kiss.

260
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,771
And I haven't been to sniper school.

261
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,943
Phoebe, why don't we go upstairs
and have some birthday cake?

262
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,947
No, I just feel like being by myself for a
while, all right? I'll see you guys later.

263
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,490
Thanks.

264
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,368
Oh, poor Pheebs.

265
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,122
Hey, you know what, you guys?
I think I'm gonna go walk her home.

266
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,128
- Oh, man.
- What?

267
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,297
He's gonna eat the cake.

268
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,508
Pheebs. Wait up.

269
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,302
Listen, I...

270
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Close your eyes.

271
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,903
Maybe that's one
you can cross off your list.

272
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,324
Oh, yeah. Heh.

273
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,286
Oh, and plus,
I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese.

274
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:09,504
Okay, is everybody clear?
We're gonna pick it up...

275
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...and move it.

276
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:18,679
All we need is teamwork, okay?
We're gonna lift the car...

277
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...and slide it out.

278
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Lift...

279
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...and slide.

280
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,525
- Ross, I really don't think this...
- Lift...

281
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...and slide.

282
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- Okay, here we go.
ROSS: All right, everyone.

283
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Lift...

284
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,455
...and slide.

285
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,463
- Hey, Joey...
- Oh, come on, Rach, my turn just started.

286
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,925
Actually, I just want to talk to Tag.

287
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,137
Oh, okay.
Hey, can I ride this outside?

288
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,889
- Whatever, okay? I'm not your mother.
- Okay.

289
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,142
- Not in the street!
JOEY: Yeah.

290
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,603
- Hey.
- Hey.

291
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:12,859
- How you doing, you feeling any better?
- Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm, um...

292
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,112
- Let's talk.
- Okay.

293
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,573
- Um...
- What's up?

294
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,159
Uh, Tag, um...

295
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,079
You're such a great guy,
and we have so much fun together.

296
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,497
- But I...
- Wait.

297
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,417
I think I see where you're going.

298
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,379
But before you say anything else,
can I just say one more thing?

299
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,264
Well said.

300
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,895
And a, uh, good example of the fun
I was referring to.

301
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:55,276
Uh, but, heh, I think I'm past the point
where I can, you know, just have fun.

302
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,988
Rachel, don't do this.
This is just because you're turning 30.

303
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,990
Yeah, it is.

304
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,952
But you're just a kid.
I mean, you're 25.

305
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,788
- Twenty-four, actually.
- Oh, God.

306
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:15,171
You know what I wish?
I wish you were six years older.

307
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:19,800
Well, actually, if I'm wishing for stuff,
I actually wish I was six years younger.

308
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,638
- Me too.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.

309
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,394
[DOOR OPENS]

310
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,981
Hey, how'd it go?

311
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,399
Oh.

312
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,071
If I only want two kids,
can I keep him for another year?

313
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,324
You did the right thing.

314
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,081
I don't like this anymore.

315
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,172
Well, here we are.
Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.

316
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:03,678
Wow, do you realize in 10 years
we're gonna be 40?

317
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:12,019
Why, God?
Why are you doing this to us?

318
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,697
Yes. My baby's finally free.

319
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,198
All right.

320
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,867
Start it up. Let's go.

321
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,246
ROSS:
Whoo-hoo!

322
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,420
How hot are we?

323
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,221
You wanna buy a car?

324
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,186
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