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Hey, hey! Guys, you won't believe this!

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- I just got off the phone with my agent...
- Oh, my God!

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- I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.
JOEY: Okay.

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I got nominated for my part
on Days of Our Lives!

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PHOEBE: Oh, Joey, good for you!
MONICA: Congratulations!

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- I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy!
- No, no.

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- Soap Opera Digest Award?
- Nope, I'm up for a "Soapie."

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Honey, is that something you're making up?

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No, no, no, it's real!
And it has been since 1998.

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Hey, Rach, Rach. I'm up for a Soapie!

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[GASPS]

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God! That is the third most
prestigious soap opera award there is!

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Thank you! Well, I guess now we know
who I'm taking to the awards.

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Oh, stop that! Don't kid about that!
Will all the stars be there?

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Many are scheduled to appear.

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Oh, my God.

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- Oh, my God. I can't go. I'll be too nervous!
- Okay, I'll go.

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No! You are getting married.
This is all I have.

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And Ernest Muhlbrat first hypothesized
that the velociraptor, when threatened...

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...would expand its collar
and emit a high-pitched noise...

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...to frighten off its predator.

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Yes, Mr. Lewis?

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What kind of noise?

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Just a high-pitched, intimidating noise.

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But like how?

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Well, we... We don't know for sure.

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But in my head,
it sounded something like this, uh:

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[SHRIEKING]

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Of course, this is just conjecture.

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Ahem, okay. That's, uh...
That's all for today.

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Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?

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Yes, sir?

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Mr. Morse, I need to talk to you
about your midterm exam.

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- I'm afraid I had to fail you.
- Why?

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Well, you need 60 percent to pass.

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- What'd I get?
- Seven.

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That's not so good.

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No, no, it's not. What happened there, Ned?

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Well, maybe you can cut me some slack.
I'm sort of in love.

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I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.

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I'm in love with you.

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Well, that brings me in the loop a little.

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See, that's why I did so bad on this test.
I'm having a hard time concentrating.

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When you're up there and you're teaching...

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...and your face gets all serious...

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...you look so good. When you wear
that tight little turtleneck sweater...

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Okay. Ned, um...

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I, uh... Ha, ha.
I'm your teacher. I'm sorry.

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You're... You're a student.

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And I... And I like women, ha, ha.

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In spite of what may be written
on the backs of some of these chairs.

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Oh, my God.

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That guy at the counter
is totally checking you out.

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Really?

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- Oh, my God, he's really cute.
- Heh. Go for it.

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Phoebe, I'm engaged.

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I'm just saying, get his number,
just in case.

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But if Chandler is in an accident
and can't perform sexually, you know...

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...then he would want you to take a lover
to satisfy the needs he can no longer fulfill.

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- Hi. I...
- Oh.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Can I just tell you something? Um...

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I'm very flattered,
but, uh, I'm engaged. Ha, ha.

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Wow, uh... This is kind of embarrassing.

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I was actually coming over
to talk to your friend.

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Well, you should be embarrassed.

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- I thought you knew I was looking at you.
- I did, but that was really fun.

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JOEY [IN DEEP VOICE]:
"The winner is Joey Tribbiani!"

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[GASPS]

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
"Oh, wow.

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I honestly never expected this. I, uh...

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I didn't prepare a speech.

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But I'd like to thank my parents,
who've always been there for me.

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Also like to thank my friends,
Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel..."

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- I'm fourth?
- Jeez!

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Look at you with your
little maple syrup award!

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Maybe you don't tell anyone
about this.

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What? No.

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It's not a big deal.
I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- What award are you practicing for?
- Grammy.

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- Best New Artist.
- Ooh.

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Oh, hey, listen. The Soapies people called
today. I also get to present an award.

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- Aw, that's great.
- Yeah.

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So you'll get on stage even if you don't win.

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- You... You don't think I'm gonna win?
- Of course I do.

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Oh.

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But, you know, Favorite Returning Character
is a tough category, Joey.

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I mean, you're up against the guy
who survived his own cremation.

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Yeah. No, I know I might not win.
But it's just...

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I've never even been nominated before.
I want it so much.

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Well, and you'll probably get it.

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But you should probably start practicing
your "gracious-loser" face.

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Like, when the cameras are on you
and you wanna look disappointed...

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...but also that your colleague
deserved to win. Sort of like:

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[GASPS]

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- Hey.
- You know?

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- You practice losing at the Grammys too?
- Oh, no, at the Grammys, I always win.

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Ah.

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- Oh, hey.
- Hey. How'd your date go with Jake?

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Great. We couldn't keep our eyes
off each other all night.

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Then every once in a while, he'd lean over
and stroke my hair, and then touch my neck.

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Okay, stop it. You're getting me all tingly.

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[PHOEBE LAUGHS]

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All I could think of was,
"Is he gonna kiss me? Is he?"

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- And did he?
- I'm a lady, Monica. I don't kiss and tell.

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But this hickey speaks for itself.

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Okay, okay, I got it. I got it.

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I just like him so much that
I just feel like I've had 10 drinks today.

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And I've only had six.

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Oh. You know, I haven't had that feeling
since I first starting going out with Chandler.

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- Wow, I'm never gonna have that feeling again.
- You sound like a guy.

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Heh. No, a guy would say, "I'm never gonna
get to sleep with anyone else." Heh.

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Oh, my God.
I'm never gonna sleep with anyone else!

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I've been so busy planning the wedding,
I forgot about all the things I'd be giving up.

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I mean, I'm never gonna
have a first kiss again.

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You'll have a last kiss.

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Can I ask you something? You ever
had a guy have a crush on you?

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Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?

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There's this kid in my class
who said he's in love with me.

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- Whoa!
ROSS: Yeah.

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- Whoa, what?
- Ross has a boyfriend.

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I do... I do not have a boyfriend.

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There's a guy in one of my classes
who has a crush on me.

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- Really?
- Yeah. I don't know.

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I mean, last year, Elizabeth, now this kid...

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What... What... What is it?
Am I giving out some kind of...

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...a sexy-professor vibe?

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Not right now.

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The point is, my natural charisma
has made him fail his midterm.

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Aw, see now I feel bad for the kid.

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I had a crush on a teacher once,
and it was so hard, you know.

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I couldn't concentrate and
I blushed every time he looked at me.

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Come on, you remember what it's like
to be 19 and in love.

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- Yeah, guess I can cut him some slack.
RACHEL: Yeah.

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- How'd you get over that teacher?
- I didn't.

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I got under him.

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Problem solved.

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- Bye, Phoebe.
- Okay, bye.

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- All right. Bye.
- Bye.

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[SIGHS]

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We said goodbye at the door
so as not to flaunt our new love.

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Phoebe, it's okay.
You don't have to tiptoe around me.

145
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I've been thinking about it, and um...
You know what?

146
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I'm okay about not having
that new-relationship feeling.

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- I miss you already!
- I miss you too!

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See, that's what I mean. That's great,
but I wouldn't trade in what I have for that.

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I mean, I'm gonna be with Chandler
for the rest of my life.

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- That's what makes me happy.
- Mm-hm.

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Hey, sweetie, come here, sit down. We
were talking about how our relationship is...

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...deep and meaningful.
It really is, don't you think?

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Oh, totally.

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00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,274
Pull my finger.

155
00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:18,450
ANNOUNCER: Presenting the award
for Favorite Returning Male...

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This is it. This is my category!

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- Got your speech?
- Got my speech.

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- Got your gracious-loser face?
- Yep.

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00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,252
Now, Joey, remember,
if you win, you have to hug me.

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Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?

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- On TV?
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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In the category of Favorite Returning
Male Character, the nominees are:

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John Wheeler from General Hospital.

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[CROWD APPLAUDING]

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Gavin Graham from
The Young and the Restless.

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Duncan Harrington from Passions.

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And Joey Tribbiani
from Days of Our Lives.

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And the Soapie goes to:

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Gavin Graham from
The Young and the Restless.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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ANNOUNCER: Presenting
the Favorite Supporting Actress award:

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Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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Any one of the brilliant actresses
nominated for this award tonight...

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...deserves to take it home.
Unfortunately, only one can.

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[SCOFFS]

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The nominees for
Favorite Supporting Actress are:

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From Passions, Erin Goff.

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00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,378
From One Life to Live,
Mary Lauren Bishop.

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00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,797
From All My Children, Sarah Renee.

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And from Days of Our Lives,
Jessica Ashley.

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And the winner is:

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Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives.

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00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,852
Uh, unfortunately, Jessica
couldn't be with us tonight...

186
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,814
...so I'll be accepting this award
on her behalf.

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And I'm sure that Jessica...

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...would like to thank my parents...

189
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,867
...who always believed in me.

190
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,369
And she'd also like to thank my friends:

191
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:30,915
Chandler, Monica, Ross,
Phoebe and Rachel...

192
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...who's sitting right there.

193
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,337
[UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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Joey, why did we have to
rush out of there so fast?

195
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,851
We had to get out of there because...

196
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Look what I won! Ha-ha-ha.

197
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:57,233
Oh, my God. You stole her award.

198
00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:01,029
No, no, no.
I'm accepting it on her behalf.

199
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[RACHEL SCOFFS]

200
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,616
I don't think you know what "behalf" means.

201
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:08,953
Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"!

202
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,081
Joey...

203
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:17,587
- You have got to take this back.
- Why? I should've won one. I really wanted it.

204
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:22,258
She didn't even care enough to come
to the thing. It could also be a Grammy.

205
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,138
No, Joey.

206
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:31,142
Come on, Rach. No one saw me take it.
There was a whole table full of them.

207
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,853
Do you really want an award
that you didn't win?

208
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,816
No, I want an award I did win.
But nobody's given me any of those!

209
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,238
Plus, look, hey, Rach. If I put it up,
when people come over, they'll see it...

210
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...and they'll think I won it.

211
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,034
Joey, it says "Best Supporting Actress."

212
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,703
I can scratch that right off.

213
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,290
Joey, no, this is wrong.
You have to take it back.

214
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:59,462
Okay? You don't wanna win an award
this way. You're very talented.

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00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:04,509
And someday you're gonna win one of these
for real and that one is gonna mean something.

216
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,639
- Oh, all right.
- All right? Thank you.

217
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:10,890
[JOEY SIGHS]

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- I'll take it back tomorrow.
- Thank you.

219
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,991
- If I can't have it, you can't have it!
- Aah!

220
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:38,501
- Professor Geller?
- Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you?

221
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,754
I know I didn't do well
on my midterms and stuff...

222
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,466
...but I was kind of hoping
you could change my grade.

223
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,136
And why exactly would I do that?

224
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Because I'm in love with you.

225
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,059
What?

226
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:59,188
Yeah. I'm all in love with you and stuff.

227
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,861
- So could you change my grade?
- No!

228
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,280
Well, why not? You changed Ned's grade.

229
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:11,618
Well, that's different, okay?
Because he was actually in love with me.

230
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No, he's not!
He's totally yanking your chain.

231
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He's done this with three other teachers.

232
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- What?
- He's got a girlfriend.

233
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I can't believe someone
would do that for a grade.

234
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I know.

235
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,510
It's awful.

236
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I love you.

237
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- Have you seen Chandler?
- No, why?

238
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:42,190
I just keep thinking about
all these things I'm not gonna have...

239
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,234
...and it's freaking me out.
I don't know what to do about it.

240
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,778
Okay. Don't sweat it.

241
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:51,574
Chandler is nowhere around, so get it
out of your system. That guy's cute.

242
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,911
Phoebe, come on, I'm serious.

243
00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,541
- I've just gotta talk to him about all this.
- That is the last thing you wanna do.

244
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,545
- Why?
- Because you're marrying him!

245
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,548
You gotta help me out here, Pheebs.

246
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,094
All right, I've never been engaged
and I've never really been married.

247
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,930
But I can only tell you
what my mother told me.

248
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:18,351
Whenever you have doubts or fears
or anxieties about a relationship...

249
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...do not communicate them
to your husband.

250
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,609
So I'm not supposed to share
my doubts and fears...

251
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,278
...with the guy I'm spending
the rest of my life with?

252
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,572
That is correct. Yes.

253
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,284
You're supposed to put all that stuff
in a little box in your mind...

254
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...and then lock it up tight.

255
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,956
- Your mother told you this?
- Yes.

256
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:44,085
The woman that got married a bunch of times
and killed herself when you were 13?

257
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,588
Oh, my God, you're right.

258
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,758
All right, go. Go tell Chandler.
Hurry, before it's too late!

259
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:55,596
Wait, no! Does this also mean
that putting out doesn't get you love?

260
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,480
- I can't believe I'm gonna meet Jessica Ashley!
- Wait, wait.

261
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,859
Please be cool, okay?
I work with this woman.

262
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,028
- Okay, I'm totally cool.
- Okay.

263
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,530
JESSICA:
Come in.

264
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,782
Hey, Jessica.

265
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,868
Hey, Jess.

266
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,619
This is my friend Rachel.

267
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,372
- Hi.
- What's up?

268
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,378
Uh, listen, here's your Soapie.
I accepted it for you.

269
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,549
Oh, my God. I won?
Do you have any idea what this means?

270
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,139
That's it. You're not gonna put it
on your shelf or anything?

271
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:43,227
No, I try to save that for real awards.
Now if you'll excuse me?

272
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,730
JOEY:
Hm!

273
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,106
- Take it back?
- Absolutely.

274
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,608
Yep.

275
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,114
Yeah, you do.

276
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,495
- Honey? As we get closer to the wedding...
- Hm?

277
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,247
...is there anything you'd like to
talk about or share?

278
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,418
Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces
are too big.

279
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,837
You're wrong. The centerpieces are fine.

280
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,094
- Do you ever get scared at all?
- Kind of. They're really big.

281
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:23,226
Doesn't it ever freak you out that you're
never gonna be with anybody new again?

282
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,061
What?

283
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,604
Just...

284
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,398
I love you so much. Just...

285
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:33,277
It's just sometimes it bothers me
that I'm never gonna have that feeling.

286
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,738
When you first meet someone
for the first time...

287
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,450
...and it's new and exciting.
You know that rush?

288
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,536
No.

289
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,247
No, see, when I first meet somebody...

290
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:49,669
...it's mostly panic, anxiety
and a great deal of sweating.

291
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,256
Okay, but... All right, you're a guy.

292
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:57,426
Does it not freak you out that you're
never gonna sleep with anybody else?

293
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,138
Sleeping with somebody, no.

294
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,433
Anxiety, panic and
I'm afraid even more sweating.

295
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,978
Even with me?

296
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,399
I was dangerously dehydrated during
the first six months of our relationship.

297
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:18,322
Look, for me the rush is knowing that we
are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.

298
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,742
- Really?
- Well, yeah.

299
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:27,248
Knowing you're having these thoughts,
we're back to panic, anxiety and, uh...

300
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,293
...I'm definitely gonna need
some kind of sports drink.

301
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,461
Come here.

302
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:36,215
Come here.
Oh, sweetie, you don't have to worry.

303
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:41,137
No. Besides, you know what?
I'm gonna have a lot of new things with you.

304
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:45,850
The first time we buy a house,
our first kid, our first grandkid.

305
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,477
Water. Water. Water.

306
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,441
Uh, Mr. Morse?
Can I speak to you for a moment?

307
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,363
That was a great lecture today.

308
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,823
- Did you get a haircut?
- Mm-hm.

309
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,619
Yeah, yeah. Do you like it?
Do you love it?

310
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,040
I want you to know that
I'm changing your grade back.

311
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,667
What? Why?

312
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,588
Because I know what you're trying
to pull here. It's not gonna work.

313
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:20,426
I'm not trying to pull anything.
Look, I love you, dude.

314
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,431
You know what, I'm not even gonna talk
about this. This little "thing" is over.

315
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:30,561
I know you have a girlfriend. Yeah.
And I know about the other professors.

316
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:34,357
How do you think that makes me feel, Ned?
You used me!

317
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,817
You don't love me and you never did!

318
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,740
Ah, Professor Winston.
Professor Frederickson.

319
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,286
I'll be right with you.

320
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,498
Don't make this worse
and I'll give you a C. Shall we?

321
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,089
Rach?

322
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,509
RACHEL: I'll be out in a second.
- Hm.

323
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,890
"It's just so unexpected! I...

324
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,725
Ha-ha-ha.

325
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:14,730
I'll tell you, it's just such an honor
to just be nominated...

326
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,817
...for a Nobel Prize.

327
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:23,572
And, you know, to win one
for a massage! Oh...

328
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,660
Especially after having just won
a Tony Award for Best Actress..."

329
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,745
We have to go.
Our reservations are at 8.

330
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:33,499
"...in Reservations at Eight
by Neil Simon.

331
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,545
Thank you, Neil.
Thank you for the words."

332
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,840
You can finish this later.
We're gonna be late. We gotta go.

333
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,342
Please don't play the music.
Just one more thing.

334
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,552
Okay.

335
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,681
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

336
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