[instrumental music]
♪ Hey baby ♪
♪ Baby baby baby baby ♪
♪ Baby baby baby.. ♪
[chuckles]
You sing.
Oh, Michelle, that sounds great.
I mean, it's your song.
You made it up.
You keep singing it.
Please.
Alright, if you really want me
to sing your song.
♪ Baby baby baby ♪
Stop.
My turn.
♪ Baby baby baby ♪
♪ Baby baby baby baby.. ♪
Hey, you wrote it.
You know how to sing it.
♪ Baby baby
baby baby ♪♪
[Jesse Frederick singing
"Everywhere You Look"]
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Whatever happened
to predictability ♪
♪ The milkman
the paperboy evenin' TV ♪
♪ How did I get
to living here ♪
♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
♪ This old world's ♪
♪ Confusing me ♪
♪ With clouds as mean
as you've ever seen ♪
♪ Ain't a bird ♪
♪ Who knows your tune ♪
♪ Then a little voice ♪
♪ Inside you whispers ♪
♪ Kid don't sell
your dream so soon ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you are ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a face ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost
out there ♪
♪ And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waiting ♪
♪ To carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ♪
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
Good morning, troops.
It is now 0700.
And it's time
to attack the enemy.
Grease, grime..
...slime, sludge
and that's just Joey's room.
Now, what is dirt.
Dirt, bad.
I can't hear you.
Dirt, bad.
Dad is really into spring
cleaning, isn't he?
Steph, it maybe spring
cleaning to you and me
but to dad it's Christmas.
Permission to whine.
Permission denied.
Get back in line, soldier.
Yes, your spotlessness.
[snoring]
- Look alive!
- Oh!
Don't do that.
I was having a beautiful dream.
We hired a cleaning service.
Now, troops, you all
have your assignments.
- Now, sound off.
- Hup!
♪ If we find dirt
we will attack ♪
♪ If we find dirt
we will attack ♪
♪ And we'll get Danny
off our back ♪
♪ And we'll get Danny
off our back ♪
♪ Sound off ♪
♪ One two ♪
♪ Sound off ♪♪
Dirt bad.
[sighs]
I love the smell of Lysol
in the morning.
Mr. Bear, part of
spring cleaning
is giving the toys
we don't play
with anymore
to charity.
Should we keep "Candy Land?"
No, there's no real candy in it.
You're such a nutty bear.
Toys!
Now, Michelle, before we give
any of these toys away
is there something
you want here?
I want that.
Freeze, bear-napper.
Who, me?
Mr. Bear's not a toy.
He's one of the family.
If Mr. Bear's related
to anyone in this room
it's the mattress.
Mr. Bear says, "How rude."
Alright, girls,
what stuff's going to charity?
- Everything over there.
- Okay.
Ah. Are you sure you wanna
give away this little baby doll?
It's baby giggle tummy.
Uh-ha. You push right there
and she giggles.
[giggling]
Joey, let's go.
The truck's waiting downstairs.
Right away,
your tidy bowlness.
Steph, come with me.
You're the only one
small enough
to clean behind
the refrigerator.
Michelle, you want this job?
No, thank you.
Well, Michelle..
...my kitchen
is immaculate.
How you're doing
with your kitchen?
Dirt gone.
Yes, dirt gone,
but never forget..
...dirt come back.
Oh, some dirt
came back right there.
Daddy will get it.
(Jesse)
'Yo, Danny.'
Whoa!
[laughs]
You waxed
the counter?
And you just buffed it.
Thanks, Jess.
I'm all finished
cleaning, man.
I even hosed down
the hose.
Everything's perfect.
Did I say perfect?
You broke off
the handle.
You just ruined
my kitchen.
Don't worry. I'll take care
of it. I'll get a new one.
Next time you see this kitchen,
it'll be back to perfect.
Come on, Michelle, you wanna go
for a ride in the car?
Car dirty.
I hope you're proud
of yourself.
Come along, you.
Daddy, daddy,
have you seen Mr. Bear?
I can't find him anywhere.
Steph, I'm sure
he's around here somewhere.
Maybe Joey's seen him.
If you see Mr. Bear
before I do
tell him he's in
very big trouble.
I'll give him
the message.
Come on, dad, let's go,
we're gonna be late
for my karate match.
D.J., just a minute.
Joey, is the living room
ready for inspection?
Yes, your neurotic
compulsiveness.
Well, this might look
beautiful to the naked eye
but let's see
if it passes
the "Tanner Test for Tidiness."
Yes, Danny, I cleaned
all the logs
in the fireplace.
I know how crazy you get
about burning dirty wood.
Life doesn't get
any better than this.
Uh, dad, let's go.
Christmas is over.
Boy, I hate to leave.
Don't worry, Danny,
I'll stand guard here
in case any dust
tries to settle.
Oh, that felt so good.
[instrumental music]
(Stephanie)
'Where's Mr. Bear?'
Monkeys, rhinos, bunnies!
Not a bear in the bunch.
Call the FBI.
Call the police.
Call me a cab.
I've got a bear to find.
Steph, come on, don't panic.
Just settle down.
Take a nice deep breath.
Good, now, when was
the last time that..
Steph, you can let
the breath out now.
Good, good. Now, when was
the last time you saw Mr. Bear?
He was sitting on my bed
helping me sort out toys.
Right, he was here
when I came up to collect
all the clothes and toys
to give away to charity..
You didn't give
away Mr. Bear, did you?
Steph, why don't
you keep looking?
And I'll see if I can
track him down.
- Okay.
- Good.
God, I hate to bother you.
'I know you've got
a lot of stuff to do'
but Mr. Bear's missing.
So if you could squeeze
in just one little miracle
I'd be a happy camper.
D.J., you were great.
That kid was twice
your size.
Thanks, dad, but next time
I win a match..
...don't try
and start a wave.
Ooh, I'm glad I'm not
a part of this.
You're back already?
Look, do me a favor.
Whatever you do, keep your pop
out of this kitchen for, say..
...three or four days, huh?
Work fast,
maybe I can give you
three or four minutes.
D.J., I'm gonna
go start dinner.
Uh, dad, let's go
have some Chinese food.
Okay. Why don't we go
to Chinatown?
We always go to Chinatown.
Let's go to China.
I'll go get the menu.
We'll call for takeout.
Uh, dad, don't go in there.
[chuckles]
Why did you
let me go in there?
Could have gone to China.
[whistling]
Hi, pally, how are you?
Uh, you'd probably like
an explanation,
wouldn't you?
What has happened
is, uh, I went to
the hardware store to buy
a new handle, right?
But the design
was discontinued.
So I got
a whole new set, see.
I got this whole new set.
Pretty decorative, huh?
Yeah, well, uh, see,
and-and then what happened was
the screws were too fat, I mean,
I got a bunch of fat screws
so I had to make the holes
bigger so I'm drilling
thus in turn breaking
the veneer on the fronts here
so I had to put whole new
fronts on the drawers.
Those? You're wondering
about those?
As well you should.
Um, well, see,
this part
this part makes
perfect sense.
Because what happened here,
the cabinets and the drawers
have to match.
You know, cabinets, drawers.
Cabinets, drawers,
so what I did was..
...I got new fittings,
but they didn't fit, see.
Fronts didn't fit
so I had to shave them.
So when you walked in
I'm shaving, I'm whistling
I'm shaving,
I'm whistling, you walk..
I swear I'll clean
it all up.
Everything was
all cleaned up.
How could you do this to me?
On my day!
This is my Christmas!
Don't like the new handles?
Please, please.
I looked everywhere.
I'm telling you,
he was kidnapped.
Slow down.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Now, who was kidnapped?
My best friend
in the whole world.
Mr. Bear.
Let me get some information.
Now, does Mr. Bear
have a first name?
Teddy. He's exactly
this tall.
Brown hat, gray trench coat
brown snout.
This Mr. Bear
he's a stuffed animal,
isn't he?
Well, technically.
You called the police 'cause
I messed up your kitchen?
I swear, officer,
what happened was
the design
was discontinued, right?
So I put a new thing,
I'm doing new holes.
It breaks. I'm shaving it
when he walks in.
Jesse, I didn't
call the police.
- Oh.
- Officer, what's the problem?
This little girl
flagged me down
to report a missing bear.
Brown hat,
gray trench coat
brown snout.
Uh, Steph, I think I know
what might have happened.
I may have accidentally
put Mr. Bear
in the bag of toys
that we gave to charity.
I tried to track him down
but they've already
been given away.
You gave away Mr. Bear?
Officer, arrest this man.
Steph, I'm really sorry.
How could you do this to me?
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
Steph, how many of those
posters are you gonna to make?
I'm gonna put one on every
telephone pole in America.
I've got to find Mr. Bear.
Steph, why don't we try
talking about
something else
besides Mr. Bear?
Okay. Let's talk
about Joey.
Why did he give
away Mr. Bear?
Don't blame Joey.
Accidents happen.
Like, remember the time
you lost my pillow person?
He was so cute.
He had dangling
arms and legs.
I was mad at you
for losing him
but then I got over it.
I grew up.
I moved on.
I found your pillow person
under my mattress.
[gasps]
My pillow person!
Oh, I thought I'd never
see you again!
I mean, what
a pleasant surprise.
Hi, girls,
Steph, I feel terrible
about this Mr. Bear thing.
Is there any way
I can make it up to you?
Do you remember
what Mr. Bear looked like?
Well, yeah, sure.
Then grab a crayon.
Pass me a brown.
[instrumental music]
[singing]
(Danny)
'Jesse, do I wanna come
in there?'
Yup, come on in.
You're gonna love it.
Huh?
Ha?
Well?
I do love it.
This is great.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Never hug me in front
of my power tools.
Stephanie, come meet
some new friends.
Stephanie's on her way down.
Aww, there's my baby.
Give grandma
a great, big kiss.
Toys!
Nice seeing you
too, sweetheart.
My bear.
Oh, no, honey.
Stephanie picks
first, okay?
I hope this works.
Steph's really taking
this hard.
You know I realize that
she's attached to this thing.
But I mean, come on,
it's just a stuffed animal.
Oh, just a stuffed animal?
Do you remember
Doggy Katsopolis?
Not in front
of people, huh?
Doggy Katsopolis?
Yeah, come on, dad,
let's go in the kitchen
and work with our hands,
shall we?
Jesse, you loved that
little stuffed mutt.
You used to throw him
around the room for hours.
I didn't throw him.
He flew.
Your little Doggy Katsopolis
had wings?
Don't be stupid.
He flew by flapping
his little ears.
Hi, grandma. Hi, grandpa.
- 'Hi, honey.'
- Come, honey.
- Mm-mmh.
Look what Grandpa Nick
and I brought you.
Some new friends. Why don't
you go get to know them?
Alright. I'll give
it a try.
Let me ask
you guys a question.
If D.J. was picking on me..
...what would you do?
Anybody?
These guys are duds.
- Hi, Steph.
- You found him!
Uh, Steph,
let me explain--
Mr. Bear, you had me
worried half to..
Who is this?
The real Mr. Bear
had a little scar
where I closed a toy box
on his nose.
This bear is an impostor.
Steph, wait.
I couldn't find
Mr. Bear, but..
...I found Mr. Bear's
successful twin brother,
Dr. Bear.
Sorry, Joey.
Could you take him
back to the store?
Looking at that face
is just too painful.
I tried.
Danny, we gotta snap
the kid out of this.
I can't understand why
she's so attached
to that bear.
Well, I guess we better
bring these back, too.
Too late, grandpa.
My bear!
Steph, I know
you miss Mr. Bear
but it's not like
you're all alone in the world.
You still got us.
I guess so.
Alright, that's it,
young lady
I'm tired of this
moping around.
Now you come out here
and you lay one of those
killer smiles on me, okay?
Come on!
Steph, a real smile.
Mr. Bear would've
wanted you to be happy
because that's the kind
of bear he was, right?
And wherever Mr. Bear went
I'm sure he's bringing
happiness to some other kid.
That's true.
He was very good at that.
He's been making me happy
since I met him.
I remember
the exact day.
It was when mom
came home from the hospital
with our new
baby sister, Michelle.
That's right.
She gave D.J.
a charm bracelet
and she gave you...
Mr. Bear.
Oh, so that's why Mr. Bear
is so important to you
because it was
a present from mom, huh?
Oh, yeah.
I forgot mom
gave me Mr. Bear.
That must be why
I love him so much.
You know..
...after mom died..
...I could remember
everything about her.
How she looked..
...her voice.
The way her perfume smelled.
She used to sing
to us at bedtime.
Now it's getting harder
and harder to remember.
Daddy, am I gonna
forget all about mama?
No, honey.
Listen, at first
after the car accident
we talked about your mom
all the time.
But lately..
...well..
You know, maybe the reason
we haven't talked
about your mom
in a while is because
we're afraid it would bring
all that pain back again.
Maybe so.
You know what, girls,
you know what I do when I..
...start to miss Pam and
I'm feelin' sad and stuff?
I just think about
all the good times.
Ah, she was a great sister.
I remember my first junior
high school dance, right?
Thanks to John Travolta
I had to get a white suit
and learn how
to do the hustle.
[laughing]
She worked with me
the whole weekend.
Forty eight hours of dancing
to "Disco Inferno."
She must've really loved me.
God, I loved her.
Your mom had that great laugh.
It was contagious.
Every time I'd work
on some new material
I'd bring her to the club
use to set her right
in the front row.
Pretty soon,
she'd start laughin'
then she'd have the whole
place crackin' up.
It was great.
I remember
her laugh.
Like every time
we sang
that silly song
with mom.
Oh yeah.
♪ On top of spaghetti ♪
♪ All covered with cheese ♪
♪ I lost my poor meatball ♪
♪ When somebody sneezed ♪♪
- Achoo!
You see?
You girls don't
ever have to worry
about forgetting
your mom
because you can think
about those happy times
whenever you want.
That's right, see, the key
thing is just to keep those
happy memories
of Pam in our hearts.
That way she'll
always be with us.
You know another thing
that helps me remember.
I see so much of Pam
in you three girls.
D.J., everything you do
you try to be
the best at it
that's just like your mom.
What about me?
Well, you know
how you get
so excited
about everything?
Yeah, yeah!
- That's exactly like your mom.
- Alright!
Hey, let's not
forget little Michelle.
Every time I see this kid
giggle I think of Pam.
Brr-r-r!
It's good that we remember mommy
'cause we have to tell Michelle
what she was like.
You know what
I'm thinking, girls
it's been a long time since
we watched those
home movies of Danny's.
What do you say?
You guys wanna go look at 'em?
- Yeah, let's go watch 'em.
- Can we do it now?
Are you kidding?
If spring cleaning
is my Christmas..
...home movies are
my New Year's Eve.
Come on.
I shot this
the day your mom
came home
from the hospital
with Michelle.
Alright, you guys wait
right there. You..
Come on, Danny, get that
thing out of my face.
- 'Smile, Jesse.'
- Cut, please..
Maybe I should grow
my hair long again, huh?
(both)
Nah.
Okay, Pam, you can
come in now.
Hey, anybody order a pizza?
Give me my baby, Joey.
- 'Oh.'
- 'Here.'
You're not a pizza, Michelle.
No, you are a big,
beautiful meatball.
[laughing]
Steph, Deej, don't go away
we got presents for you
out in the car.
- Oh!
- Michelle.
Isn't she pretty?
Mmm, hi, Michelle.
Mom looks like you, D.J.
She looks like you too.
Aw, what a beautiful baby.
Good news, Danny she doesn't
look a thing like you.
[chuckles]
Don't worry,
in a few years
from now you'll laugh
at that.
Wrong.
Danny, get a close-up
of this gorgeous little face.
Not me, the baby. Huh?
(Pam)
'Say, hi, daddy.
Hi, daddy!'
Baby!
Michelle, that's you.
No.
Yes.
Cute baby!
Look there's Mr. Bear!
[imitating bugle]
Mr. Bear!
(Joey)
'In addition to your new
beautiful baby sister'
'you've won something else.'
Presents!
Look how young
Mr. Bear looks.
(Danny)
'Ah, great, Joey,
nice presents.'
Mr. Bear, it's you!
It's really you.
- 'Oh, alright!'
- 'Alright.'
Michelle, did you
hide Mr. Bear?
Yes.
How could you
do this to me?
I don't know.
Joey, I'm sorry
I blamed you.
Oh, that doesn't matter.
All that matters is
the bear is back!
- Yeah!
- Alright!
Aww, look at this.
I'm so glad
you're home.
I'm so glad
you're both home.
Now, we have the three
most wonderful daughters
in the whole world.
Isn't mom beautiful?
(Pam)
'See your uncle there?'
[laughing]
[dramatic music]
[music continues]
(Danny)
'She has my nose.'
Hi. Wave to daddy.
Hi, daddy, we love you.
[dramatic music]
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪♪
[theme music]