It's not
in the kitchen.
We have to find it.
It's gonna start soon!
I checked the washer,
I checked the dryer.
I even checked
the lint trap. Nothing.
Hey, guys, good news!
- You found it?
- Nope.
But I found this
bear claw on my slipper.
It's not outside!
It just disappeared.
Well, we checked all the boys'
secret hiding places.
It's official.
The remote is lost!
That's fine.
[sighs]
You know, one of us could,
actually, just walk over
to the TV and hit
the power button.
No way!
(D.J.)
'Look, Comet's got it.'
[laughing]
- Hey, you found it.
- 'Good boy, Comet.'
Quick! On, boy!
♪ Aah aah ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a face ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're
lost out there ♪
♪ And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waitin' ♪
♪ To carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Dooby doo baa ba dow ♪♪
[instrumental music]
Ah, let's do
that funky thing.
Two, three, four!
[cymbals clanging]
So that's great!
You-you guys might
not recognize it
but-but that's
satisfaction.
Hey, Jess..
You might not recognize it
but we're trying
to rehearse here.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, right.
Hey, boys, listen
to your Uncle Gary.
If you wanna grow up
and be good strong musicians
you gotta rehearse.
Now, let's, uh..
Let's practice that Mick Jagger
thing we been doing.
Let's see it.
[chuckles]
You see that, they got
the lip, the stance
they got...you guys
don't care.
Alright, uh, boys, uh,
go play with your Play-Doh
and watch daddy
play some music, okay?
Here we go.
One more time.
Uh, one, two, three--
Jess, honey,
I hate to interrupt
but which one of these
swizzle sticks
do you wanna choose
for the Smash Club?
Alright.
Sorry, guys.
You know,
when you own a club
as I do, every decision
is critical.
I mean,
even the swizzle stick
is a-is a science
kinda thing.
I mean, it-it's gotta be
durable, storable
it's gotta set
the right mood..
- Blue ones are cheaper.
- Blue sets the right mood.
Jess, when you're gonna
be in the right mood
to play little music, huh?
Right now, right now!
Sorry, let's do it.
Uh, one, two, three, four.
[band music]
Jesse, they need us down
at the radio station right away!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Huh?
- They need us down..
They need us down
at the radio station right away.
What are you talking about?
We're The Rush Hour Renegades.
What happened
to The Lunchtime Lunatics?
Oh, they quit,
they got in a big argument
with The Morning Maniacs
over who's gonna fill in
for The Weekend Wackos.
[sighs]
It's getting crazy
down there, Jess.
Yeah, yeah,
sounds like it. Okay.
Uh, meet me upstairs. I'll be
up there in a few minutes.
Okay, right.
Hey, guys, uh, I'm sorry
but...I'm gonna have
to cut it short.
Jess...we're tired
of cutting it short, man.
What are you
talking about?
Listen, this is the hardest
thing we ever had to do.
But the guys and I,
we took a vote..
...and we voted you
out of the band.
What do you mean,
out of the band?
We gotta, we have
a big gig next weekend.
You got..
You knuckleheads.
Oh! That's funny.
Jess, I'm not trying
to be funny.
Look...you're just not
into the band anymore.
I mean, you got all this other
stuff in your life, now, man.
You've-you've lost
your passion for the music.
I'm sorry.
I haven't
lost my passion, you..
You guys are serious
about this?
Come on, you guys
are like family!
Johnny Low-end.
Tony, Gary..
...Lonnie.
It's Lanny.
Lanny, right. Lanny-La, the guy
I like to call Lanny!
- The Lan man!
- Jess!
Hey, man,
I'm sorry.
It's over!
Guys?
[Jesse sighs]
[instrumental music]
Daddy, your friends
wanna play anymore?
Not with me.
I had such a wonderful time
with you today, Deej.
Yeah, I had a lot
of fun, too, Nelson.
Deej, this guy
is the perfect boyfriend.
I mean, he's so rich,
he cashed a check
and the bank bounced.
Hey, Nelson, thanks
for inviting us today.
You're a prince and a half.
The rides,
the games, the shows
you have
the best backyard.
So...Nelly boy..
What are you treating
us to next weekend?
Well, actually, uh,
my father's throwing
an end-of-the-summer soiree
on one of our yachts.
It-it's the little one.
But it should still be fun.
Why don't you all come, hm?
- 'Sure, it sounds great.'
- 'Yeah?'
Yeah.
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
Bye.
Wow! A party on a yacht!
Imagine, me,
little Stephanie Tanner
rubbing elbows
with the rich and famous.
I'll party with them
but do I gotta
rub 'em?
Look, Nelson's
a great guy..
but I'm breaking up
with him.
(all)
What?
I just don't feel
any chemistry between us.
And if I don't end it now
I'm just gonna be
leading him on.
Well, can't you just
lead him on
to the yacht
for one more party.
Look, I'm not gonna stay
with a guy
just because he has an ATM
in his living room.
Sorry, Steph, looks like you're
back to rubbing poor people.
Hey, I-I can't believe
the Rippers dumped me like that.
I mean, we're like brothers.
You know, Roger, Gary, Lonnie.
- Lanny.
- Damn!
[sighs]
You-you know, it-it's like
they stabbed me
right in the heart.
Sweetie, I know, that it hurts
but you gotta get on
with your life.
I mean, so you don't
have a band.
You still
have your music.
Yeah, you know, what? You're
right, you're absolutely right.
You know, I'm gonna do
that gig next weekend
as a solo artist.
I'm mean, I'm not a singer
slash songwriter.
I'll write a song
and slash sing it.
That's it, honey!
That's the right attitude.
Anger slash bitterness
isn't gonna get you anywhere.
Right, I've got an idea
right now for a new tune.
(Danny)
'Comet?'
[dog growling]
Comet!
Comet?
Comet, that's
our dinner.
[dog growling]
Comet, I command you
to drop those wieners.
[dog growling]
I'll call the pizza guy.
That won't be
necessary, honey.
Comet is a smart enough dog
to know
that if he doesn't drop
those hot dogs right now
I'm gonna take him back
to the groomer
that puts those little
pink bows in his hair.
[Comet whining]
Okay.
Ew!
Why is Comet so hungry?
Comet, did anybody
feed you today?
Let's get
you some food.
Jesse, according
to the schedule here
on my work wheel
today was your day
to feed Comet
and FYI, tomorrow you walk him.
Danny, I'm sorry, but I have
too much on my mind
to decode your
stupid work wheel.
Jess, for the millionth time
you simply line up your name,
the day, the week, the month
lift the little flap,
find your magic chore number
and look it up
on the task table.
What could be easier?
I'll walk Comet tomorrow.
Michelle, you're a little too
small to be walk Comet.
Comet will be walking you.
Besides, Uncle Jesse knows
it's his responsibility.
And he's gonna do it
with a smile.
Hey, babe, I don't need
The Rippers anymore.
No, see, this is the beauty,
this is the beauty
behind this whole thing.
Your club is gonna
be the first
to have Jesse Katsopolis,
alone and unplugged.
Absolutely! Yeah.
I hate it, too.
No, no, no! Plugged, man.
Plugged! Plugged
is the way to go.
In fact, I'm-I'm plugged
right now.
- 'Yeah.'
- Uncle Jesse..
- It's time to walk Comet.
- Yeah, not now, sweetheart.
I'm on the phone,
a very important phone call.
'Listen, I-I know!'
I-I know, I promised you a band
and a band is what
you're gonna get, okay?
But, Uncle Jesse,
he really needs his walk!
He's sitting
with his legs crossed!
(Jesse)
'Right..'
Honey, then walk him, alright?
By myself?
Yes, whatever.
Okay.
Hang on, Comet!
I'm coming!
Comet, slow down!
[car honking]
What have we
been feeding you?
[car honking]
Oh, no!
Comet, come back!
[Comet barking]
Simon says, come back!
Michelle says, come back!
[horn blaring]
[dog barking]
Comet, stop!
I'm not allowed
to cross the street!
[dog barking]
[intense music]
Hey, Michelle!
Michelle, what are you
doing here?
- I-I lost comet.
- You what?
I was walking him
and he ran away from me.
Michelle, you know,
you're not supposed
to walk him by yourself.
Uncle Jesse said it was okay.
He would never say that.
I don't care
if you believe me or not.
I just wanna
find him.
Michelle, you really
messed up big time.
- Which way did he go?
- That away.
He was chasing
a humungous wiener.
Yeah, right!
In a big, giant bun.
- You saw it, too?
- Just stop it, okay?
We have to find him,
come on.
- Comet!
- Comet! Here, boy!
- Where are you?
- Comet!
[horn blaring]
[dog whining]
[instrumental music]
[dog whining]
[dog barking]
So it's definitely
over between us?
There's nothing I can do
to change your mind?
Buy you a nice bridge, perhaps?
Oh, it would look great
over my bed
but, uh, the traffic
would keep me up at night.
I'll always remember
the fun we had this summer.
So will I. I still
have the receipts.
[laughs]
D.J., don't do it.
Kimmy, you're too late.
It-it's over.
Oh, but, Deej..
...well, look at him.
He's cute,
he's sweet.
His haircut costs
more than my house.
Kimmy, I'm not gonna
stay with someone
just because
they have money.
You are so selfish.
- D.J.!
- D.J..
D.J., Deej, Comet's lost.
What? What happened?
Uncle Jesse said
I can walk him.
And he ran after
a giant hot dog.
Would you give up
that stupid hot dog story?
I told you a million times,
it's true!
Look, I don't care
if he was chasing a fruit cup!
Why would he chase a fruit cup?
He likes hot dogs!
Whatever.
Let's go find him!
You know, why don't
you guys take my limo?
You can cover
more ground that way.
Thanks, Nelson.
Bye!
Goodbye.
Here. Phone, fax, beeper.
I'm freeway close.
Call anytime.
Let's go!
- Hurry, hurry!
- Come on, move it.
[engine revving]
Joseph, this is so cool,
I should have thought of this
one-man band idea
a long time ago.
Who need those Rippers? Plug
that thing in for me, will ya?
Okay.
Away. Get away.
Don't touch that.
Alright.
Everything's set.
Now, watch this.
First of all,
we start off with the drums.
We got
pre-recorded drums, listen.
Oh, beautiful!
I like it.
Now we add
a little bass.
[bass music]
Right?
Add a little guitar,
like this.
[music from guitar]
[music from mouth organ]
Alright. Go, Jess!
Go! Yeah!
[music continues]
[buzzing]
Wow! You're
smoking now, Jess!
[music continues]
[fizzing]
[crashing]
Wow!
Dynamite finish!
(Joey)
'Wow!'
Do you see
what you've done, now?
'I should have known it.'
The first rule
of physics..
...idiots and electronics
don't mix.
That's the first rule?
Get out, get out.
I don't need you anymore.
[telephone ringing]
Uh, could you answer
that for me, pally?
- Sure, buddy.
- Thank you.
- I always liked you.
- Oh, you're my friend.
- Tanner residence.
- 'Joey, it's me.'
- Oh, hello, Michelle.
- 'Don't get mad.'
'We've got big big problem.'
(Joey on phone)
'What's wrong, honey?'
Comet ran away.
We can't find him anywhere.
Oh, no, Michelle!
How did this happen?
(Michelle on phone)
'Uncle Jesse said to walk him.'
What?
Jesse, did you give
Michelle permission
to walk Comet
by herself?
Of course, not.
I remember exactly
what happened.
I was on the phone, was kinda
busy. She was bugging me.
She said,
"Can I walk Comet?"
And I s..
[sighs]
I'm an idiot!
Ah!
[horn blaring]
(Michelle)
'Stop! Stop the car!
There it is!'
[horn blaring]
(D.J.)
'Come on, guys. Let's go.'
Where there's a wiener,
there's a hungry dog.
Comet's got to be
around here somewhere.
Comet!
Here, boy!
Michelle, I'm really sorry
I didn't believe you.
That's okay,
once I lied to you
and you did believe me.
[car honking]
Hey, twerp, are you sure
that's the car you saw?
No, Kimmy. There's millions of
giant hot dogs driving around.
Well, that's gonna make
our job even tougher.
[train honks]
- Comet!
- Here, boy!
- Over here!
- Where are you?
- Hey!
- Got food for you!
- Here, boy!
- Come home.
Hey, boy!
- Comet!
[instrumental music]
(Joey)
'Hey, Jess, pull over.'
Why are we
at Coit Tower?
I take Comet
for walks up here.
Maybe he came back. I'm just
trying to think like a dog.
The last time you did that,
you bit the mailman.
He was teasing me.
We don't have time
for this, biscuit brain.
Every second we spend here,
the dog's getting further away
Michelle's gonna hate me
more and more.
Uh-oh, well,
compared to Danny
Michelle's gonna be
a love fest.
Danny. That's right.
He's down at the wharf
doing a remote with Becky.
What are we gonna
tell him?
We're not gonna
tell him anything.
You're gonna tell him.
Daddy, look!
Up there!
Yeah, I know, boys.
It's a giant tower.
'If we wanna find Comet
we're gonna have to look'
'for a giant fire hydrant.'
[instrumental music]
- 'Bye-bye.'
[indistinct chattering]
I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
And I guess, that would
make me Danny Tanner.
Then this is a special
afternoon edition
of "Wake Up, San Francisco."
So I guess, it's more like
"How Was Lunch, San Francisco?"
We're here live at Aquatic Park
near Fishermen's Wharf
for a special report
on one of San Francisco's
most unique
and entertaining assets.
It's street performers.
(Jesse)
'Hey, Danny!'
Sorry, listen, um..
Danny, we have a problem.
Cut!
Danny, we can't cut.
We're live
in Aquatic Park.
Uncut.
Uh, listen,
before I say anything
I just want you to know upfront
this whole thing was my fault.
I hate stories
that start like that.
Uh, well...why don't we have
a nice, long look over here
at Rollo,
the human mannequin.
Maybe he'll move.
Let's watch.
Jess, this better be important,
the entire Bay Area
is waiting for the man to blink.
I know, listen, I, uh..
I let Michelle walk
Comet by herself
and, uh...he ran away.
What? Little girl, big dog,
what's the matter with you?
I-I know, I totally blew it.
I'm completely irresponsible.
I'm-I'm totally negligent, I'm..
What are you smiling at?
He's smiling because..
...we're still live
at Aquatic Park.
Yes, that's right, Rebecca
and as much as
we all love
watching Rollo age
I would like to make
a special plea right now
to all the viewers who haven't
yet switched over
to "Uncle Kenny's
Cartoon Carnival."
I-I've just been notified
that our-our family dog,
Comet, is missing.
- 'Dad?'
- Dad, Comet is missing!
I've just been
notified again.
He was chasing
a giant hot dog.
At first, I didn't believe
Michelle, but it's okay
'cause I owed her
from a time that she lied
and I did believe it.
Well, you never know
what's going to happen here
live at Aquatic Park.
We're live?
Oh, I hate
this dress.
Hi, I'm Kimmy Gibbler.
I like long walks
on the beach, sunsets
and men covered
with gravy.
Uh, folks, if you
find a golden retriever
light brown,
medium build
he's got a-a black, wet nose
that, well, feels kinda
cold and tingly
when he, you know, presses
it up against your bare feet.
Sometimes he'll stick his tongue
right between your toes and--
Joey, that's a little more
than we need to know.
Thank you.
Uh, folks..
Uh, if you've
ever lost your dog
you know how we feel.
Uh, he has answers
to the name of Comet.
Al-although, uh, if he really
answered to that
he would come
when we called him.
His name's on his dog tag
and, uh, our phone number's
on it.
Please call 24 hours a day.
We-we'll be there.
Uh, Michelle, honey,
is there anything
you'd like to add, sweetie?
Comet, if you're lost
remember, we live
on Girard Street
right next to your
favorite hydrant. Gee, boy..
I hope you're not out
there scared and alone
'cause we love you
and miss you.
And we want you to come home
as soon as you can, okay, boy?
[instrumental music]
[door opens]
Shorty, how you doing?
I miss Comet.
Yeah, we all do.
Remember, how he used to chew
on his rubber pork chop?
It's not the same
without slobber.
Why did you let me
walk Comet alone?
What were you thinking?
Well...that's the problem,
Michelle.
I wasn't thinking.
I was so hurt
by this Rippers thing
that all I-I could think about
was showing 'em up, you know
provin' that I didn't need 'em.
And I didn't listen to 'em.
They were absolutely right.
You know, I-I did kinda
lose my passion for the music.
Then what happened, right?
I let you walk Comet.
I mean, you could have been
pulled out in the streets.
You could have been hurt.
Uncle Jesse, I'm okay.
I'm just worried
about Comet.
We all are.
I'm really sorry, shorty.
It's okay, Uncle Jesse.
What if Comet
never comes home?
Oh, Comet's gonna come home.
I'm gonna..
I'm gonna plaster these posters
all over the city
and I'm gonna go out and look
for him night and day
until he comes back.
[squeaking]
I miss him so much
I can still hear
his pork chop.
[squeaking]
Hm, so can I.
[squeaking]
I can see him, too!
Me, too.
Comet, you came back!
Mm-wah! Good boy. Good boy.
Hey, everybody,
Comet's back!
(Danny)
'Guys, Comet's back!'
- 'Comet!'
- Comet?
- Hey!
- Comet!
- Aw!
- Hi, baby.
- Oh, man!
We really
missed you, boy.
Comet, I wish
you can talk.
I'd sure like to know
what you did all day.
[dog whining]
Oh!
[instrumental music]
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
[instrumental music]