1
00:00:01,037 --> 00:00:11,236
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
2
00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,938
Clean this ball
juice off my floor.
3
00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,841
Fucking asshole, come on.
4
00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:20,312
Get the fuck out.
5
00:00:22,082 --> 00:00:25,218
You like that?
Does that feel good?
6
00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:29,488
Shut up!
You fucking shut up!
7
00:00:49,178 --> 00:00:51,380
Hi, there.
I'm Ed Halligan
8
00:00:51,414 --> 00:00:54,817
and thank you for tuning in for another
night of comedy from your friends
9
00:00:54,852 --> 00:00:55,645
at Funny or Die.
10
00:00:56,354 --> 00:00:59,157
You know, I was just telling the Loganthorpe
twins here about the good old days,
11
00:00:59,191 --> 00:01:03,662
when everyone gathered around the old
projector and watched pornography.
12
00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:07,099
They didn't know that's how we
used to watch it, in groups.
13
00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:10,371
We'd sit around watching
porn and a bunch of guys...
14
00:01:10,405 --> 00:01:13,240
Have a bunch of drinks and
then go get some whores.
15
00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,945
Pornography was more
social in the old days.
16
00:01:16,979 --> 00:01:22,385
Now, you slink off to some secret corner all
by yourself and click around for hours.
17
00:01:22,419 --> 00:01:26,189
Sinking into every perverse, disgusting
desire you could possibly have.
18
00:01:26,223 --> 00:01:29,627
Foot fetishes,
grannies, midgets...
19
00:01:29,661 --> 00:01:32,864
Now they even have porn categories for
the darkest recesses of the mind,
20
00:01:32,898 --> 00:01:35,800
only fit for monsters
and criminals.
21
00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:39,103
One click and there
you are, right in hell.
22
00:01:39,137 --> 00:01:41,105
How did we let this happen?
23
00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:43,641
The Internet, that's how.
24
00:01:43,675 --> 00:01:45,509
You can't control the
spread of information.
25
00:01:45,544 --> 00:01:48,646
Even if it's someone defecating
on someone else's face.
26
00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,714
Gutenberg taught us that.
27
00:01:50,749 --> 00:01:55,919
But, hey, if you can't control
it, then why not tap into it?
28
00:01:55,954 --> 00:01:59,090
And that's what
we do over at Funny or Die.
29
00:01:59,124 --> 00:02:01,893
We think we made a kind
of heaven out of hell,
30
00:02:01,927 --> 00:02:04,663
with our comedy website
and our TV show.
31
00:02:04,697 --> 00:02:07,299
Maybe one day we can all
return to the Golden Age,
32
00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:10,436
when we all liked
the same kind of porn.
33
00:02:10,471 --> 00:02:15,575
But, until then, this isn't half bad.
34
00:02:43,405 --> 00:02:46,073
Tonight on
Funny or Die Presents...
35
00:02:46,108 --> 00:02:48,643
The United States
Police Department,
36
00:02:48,677 --> 00:02:51,813
the movie of the
week, The Terrys,
37
00:02:51,847 --> 00:02:53,681
starring Tim and Eric
38
00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,484
and Baby Boss.
39
00:03:15,304 --> 00:03:18,506
Hey, look who's famous again.
40
00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:20,341
Looks like the baby
fuckers got fucked.
41
00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,575
I'd say.
42
00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:23,511
But I beat ya to it.
43
00:03:23,545 --> 00:03:26,847
Well, if it isn't USPD's top
cops, the Lone Ranger and Dyko.
44
00:03:26,881 --> 00:03:28,648
Watch your mouth, Spaghetti.
45
00:03:28,683 --> 00:03:33,419
So, you born a rug-muncher or did Ducca
here put you off of the C-O-C, cock?
46
00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:35,521
That's it...
Easy, Ducca.
47
00:03:35,556 --> 00:03:36,722
I can handle this.
48
00:03:36,757 --> 00:03:39,058
Oh, I got something
for you to handle.
49
00:03:41,295 --> 00:03:43,663
Swallow, swallow.
I just meant my dick.
50
00:03:43,697 --> 00:03:45,731
Swallow his testicles.
Ew.
51
00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:48,300
Swallowing testicles now.
52
00:03:50,036 --> 00:03:51,870
All right, enough.
53
00:03:51,905 --> 00:03:53,238
Enough!
54
00:03:53,273 --> 00:03:57,110
Ducca, Phuk, in my office
now. Spaghetti, Panetti,
55
00:03:57,144 --> 00:04:00,946
get to the nurse's office, and somebody
clean this ball juice off my floor.
56
00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:06,785
You think that just because there's a
really nice picture of you in the paper
57
00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,153
that you can run wild?
58
00:04:08,188 --> 00:04:11,589
No. More like a fucking
awesome picture.
59
00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:15,126
It was not awesome.
60
00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,729
Chief, that's my partner.
61
00:04:22,935 --> 00:04:24,169
Hey!
Jesus.
62
00:04:24,204 --> 00:04:25,504
Knock it off.
63
00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:31,077
Ow.
64
00:04:41,021 --> 00:04:43,556
Knock it off, Huckey.
Ducca, Phuk. It's fuck.
65
00:04:43,590 --> 00:04:45,557
Into my office now!
Double-Chief O'Shambley.
66
00:04:45,591 --> 00:04:47,359
I said now!
God!
67
00:04:47,393 --> 00:04:49,227
Bullshit.
68
00:04:59,403 --> 00:05:01,171
I... Oh!
69
00:05:02,974 --> 00:05:05,442
Hit each other.
I said hit each other!
70
00:05:05,476 --> 00:05:07,043
Break it up!
71
00:05:07,078 --> 00:05:09,980
My office is being painted.
Conference Room 2.
72
00:05:11,516 --> 00:05:12,682
Now!
73
00:05:14,285 --> 00:05:16,553
Damn it!
God!
74
00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:18,722
Get your stupid
fucking asses in here!
75
00:05:18,757 --> 00:05:20,390
Look, Chief, I...
76
00:05:20,424 --> 00:05:22,391
Damn, she got you good.
77
00:05:22,426 --> 00:05:24,193
Happy birthday!
78
00:05:24,227 --> 00:05:27,129
You have no shield
from the pain.
79
00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:35,871
You bit
my fucking ear!
80
00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:53,089
No!
81
00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:55,358
Anything you say can be held
against you in a court of law.
82
00:05:55,393 --> 00:05:58,428
I love you, Mom!
83
00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:02,665
Stop! What's wrong
with you animals?
84
00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,467
King of Police!
85
00:06:04,502 --> 00:06:07,905
That's right. Who the
hell did you think I was?
86
00:06:07,939 --> 00:06:10,640
Into my office,
now. Now!
87
00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:15,878
I know I have
an office here, somewhere.
88
00:06:15,913 --> 00:06:19,949
I was here once. I know I'm not...
Wait a minute.
89
00:06:19,983 --> 00:06:22,151
Now I remember!
90
00:06:22,186 --> 00:06:24,187
This hallway is my office!
91
00:06:25,155 --> 00:06:27,358
I'm the King of Police!
92
00:06:58,257 --> 00:06:59,458
That's just me.
93
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,613
And now presenting the world
premiere of the motion picture
94
00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:23,483
produced especially
for Funny or Die,
95
00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:29,622
movie of the week.
Tonight's movie,The Terrys.
96
00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,925
The Terrys.
97
00:07:41,201 --> 00:07:43,903
This is
the Dunnersville Trailer Park,
98
00:07:43,937 --> 00:07:47,607
just off of Sand Canyon Road.
99
00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:54,314
It's home to mothers, fathers,
children, even grandparents.
100
00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:57,250
Some are down on their luck.
101
00:07:57,284 --> 00:07:59,653
Some just choose
the simpler life.
102
00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:03,123
They're all good people.
103
00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:06,360
Well, except for the Terrys.
104
00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:12,733
This is Terry Grut, the most feared
man of the Dunnersville community.
105
00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:18,005
You, motherfucker! What the fuck,
you little shit? Get the fuck out of here!
106
00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,509
Terry lives off a steady
diet of rage and narcotics.
107
00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:27,080
Currently, he is chemically addicted
to a street drug called ice.
108
00:08:27,114 --> 00:08:31,283
A dangerous combination of crack
cocaine and methamphetamines.
109
00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:55,678
Come on, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
110
00:08:55,712 --> 00:08:58,347
- That's it.
- This is Terry Brovart.
111
00:08:58,381 --> 00:09:02,017
Yeah, oh. I'm gonna
come in your mouth.
112
00:09:02,051 --> 00:09:05,220
Yeah.
113
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,960
She was born
here in Dunnersville.
114
00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:19,432
Terry has performed oral
sex on over than 6,000 men.
115
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:22,570
Mostly ex-convicts from the
Dunnersville State Prison.
116
00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:27,041
Damn.
117
00:09:27,076 --> 00:09:30,045
This is the story of Terry
Grut and Terry Brovart,
118
00:09:30,079 --> 00:09:34,216
or as they are more
commonly known, The Terrys.
119
00:09:45,595 --> 00:09:47,295
Hey man,
give me a little toke.
120
00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:48,596
Fuck you, get the fuck
out of here, boy. Come on.
121
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,365
I'll give you some of this.
122
00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:53,067
Oh, yeah. You wanna suck on my little cock?
Yeah, yeah.
123
00:09:53,101 --> 00:09:56,403
Oh, yeah.
It's gonna fucking cost you.
124
00:09:57,672 --> 00:09:58,972
You like that shit?
Oh, yeah.
125
00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:00,441
Is it worth this?
126
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,376
You like my little fucking,
you asshole? Oh!
127
00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:06,514
Fuck it, fuck it hard.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!
128
00:10:06,548 --> 00:10:10,952
Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
129
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,754
Oh, yeah!
130
00:10:12,788 --> 00:10:15,057
Let's go back to my
fucking trailer, bitch.
131
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:20,062
Shit, fuck this, bitch.
Fuck, yeah.
132
00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:22,797
Oh!
133
00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,101
Yeah! Yeah!
134
00:10:53,227 --> 00:10:55,561
That was how it all started.
135
00:10:55,596 --> 00:11:01,700
Although they only dry-humped, the Terrys
conceived a child that very afternoon,
136
00:11:01,734 --> 00:11:04,770
and the Terrys began
their life together.
137
00:11:19,419 --> 00:11:20,586
Oh, yeah.
138
00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:23,256
Yeah.
139
00:11:25,093 --> 00:11:28,695
Oh, yeah. Wash that
house. Fuck yeah.
140
00:11:30,665 --> 00:11:32,966
What are you doing?
Fuck you, I'm busy.
141
00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:34,468
Help me out.
Help yourself.
142
00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:36,069
Fucking prick.
143
00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:37,404
You fucking come bucket.
144
00:11:39,874 --> 00:11:41,241
What the fuck are you doing?
145
00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:44,411
Why don't you mind your business?
Fuck, I'm soft now.
146
00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:46,313
I'm gonna fucking
kill your baby.
147
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:49,550
Go ahead. Fucking kill it. It's not
my fucking baby. I don't want that shit.
148
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,018
I'm gonna kill this fucking baby.
149
00:11:51,052 --> 00:11:52,853
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
150
00:11:52,888 --> 00:11:54,822
You know what? Fuck
the shit out of you.
151
00:11:54,857 --> 00:11:57,491
This is your fucking baby.
So, fuck you...
152
00:11:57,526 --> 00:12:00,027
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
153
00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:02,029
Fuck you!
154
00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:03,097
Shut up!
155
00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:04,532
You fucking shut up.
156
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,837
Fuck this, I'm out of here.
157
00:12:09,871 --> 00:12:11,038
Where you going?
Fuck you.
158
00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:13,139
Where the fuck you going?
Fuck you!
159
00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:15,308
Fuck you!
160
00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:19,912
Fuck you! Fuck you!
161
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:24,985
Yeah, put that fucking
down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
162
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,320
Fuck you!
163
00:12:30,526 --> 00:12:32,794
You fucking whore!
164
00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:40,269
Fuck you.
Mama's getting high.
165
00:12:41,571 --> 00:12:43,138
Fuck you. Fuck you.
166
00:12:43,173 --> 00:12:45,374
But, of course,
the Terrys always made up.
167
00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:48,643
And in a rare demonstration
of logic and forward thinking,
168
00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:53,982
the woman, Terry, convinced the man,
Terry, to consult with an OBGYN,
169
00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:56,185
a baby doctor.
170
00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:01,224
Come on, come on.
171
00:13:03,861 --> 00:13:04,928
What?
172
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:11,602
What the fuck is he saying?
I don't fucking know.
173
00:13:11,636 --> 00:13:14,138
Get the fuck out of
my pussy. Fuck you.
174
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:20,711
Yeah, I don't understand that shit.
I don't speak chicken.
175
00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:22,179
English, you fuck.
176
00:13:24,549 --> 00:13:26,183
Yo, what the fuck do you
know anyways, huh?
177
00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:29,286
Why don't you get your mouth
out of my girl's pussy, huh?
178
00:13:29,321 --> 00:13:31,021
Get the fuck out of here!
Come on!
179
00:13:31,055 --> 00:13:36,193
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
180
00:13:38,829 --> 00:13:40,731
Fucking homo.
Yeah, baby.
181
00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:43,767
You don't have to worry about shit 'cause
I'm gonna take care of that baby myself.
182
00:13:43,802 --> 00:13:45,603
Home delivery style.
183
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:50,742
Let me get a taste. Oh, shit.
Oh, it's fucking dry.
184
00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:53,879
Oh, it's like fucking
tomato soup.
185
00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:58,251
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it tastes like metal.
186
00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:01,120
Oh! Yeah!
187
00:14:01,154 --> 00:14:05,490
And so the man, Terry, found a
used CD-ROM at the second-hand store
188
00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:08,559
to teach him how to
deliver the child at home.
189
00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:21,472
As the woman, Terry,
approached her delivery date,
190
00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:26,245
the Terrys would fight like cats and
dogs, every day and every night.
191
00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:29,048
If I wanna get
my fucking dick sucked,
192
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:31,084
then I'll go next door and
get my fucking dick sucked!
193
00:14:31,118 --> 00:14:33,553
Fuck you! I suck this dick!
194
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,055
No, it's not your fucking dick!
195
00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:36,624
This became routine for them
196
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:41,628
and the ice they smoked only
acted as fuel to the flame.
197
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:46,199
You fucking bitch!
198
00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:51,805
What the fuck was that?
My water broke.
199
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:54,774
Holy shit.
Get the fucking CD-ROM!
200
00:14:54,809 --> 00:14:57,343
Hurry! Hurry my
baby's coming.
201
00:14:57,378 --> 00:15:01,581
Where the fuck is it? Where
the fuck is it, you bitch?
202
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:03,450
Baby's coming.
203
00:15:03,484 --> 00:15:04,985
Fucking shit. Why the fuck
didn't I look at this earlier?
204
00:15:08,155 --> 00:15:09,988
- Okay.
- What's taking so long?
205
00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:12,391
I don't know. It's the first time I
looked at this shit. Oh, come on!
206
00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:15,961
What the fuck is loading? Hold on, Terry.
Please fucking hold on.
207
00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:18,597
Keep it inside! Hold on, Terry.
It's coming.
208
00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:20,065
All right, my baby's coming.
209
00:15:20,099 --> 00:15:21,166
Come on, come on, come on.
210
00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:22,434
Hurry, my baby's coming.
211
00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:27,172
Come on! Come on!
212
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:31,477
Step one. Go, go.
Prepare... Fuck!
213
00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:32,711
My baby's coming!
214
00:15:32,746 --> 00:15:34,814
It's gonna be hot.
Move your fucking dress.
215
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:39,686
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
216
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,921
Massage...
217
00:15:41,956 --> 00:15:43,457
Come on, you fucking asshole.
218
00:15:43,491 --> 00:15:44,658
Come on!
219
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,862
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
220
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,165
I'm pushing!
221
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,202
Come on, push, you
stupid fucking bitch!
222
00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:04,678
It's coming!
223
00:16:07,281 --> 00:16:10,784
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
224
00:16:10,818 --> 00:16:12,452
What the fuck is this?
225
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:14,555
What the fuck is this?
Get him away from me.
226
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,259
He isn't a boy.
227
00:16:19,294 --> 00:16:21,762
It's just some piece of wood.
228
00:16:23,331 --> 00:16:24,631
What the fuck?
229
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:27,267
What the fuck is this?
230
00:16:27,302 --> 00:16:28,602
What the fuck did you do?
231
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:30,204
I don't know what
the fuck he is.
232
00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:36,978
I'm a little hungry.
233
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,884
Yeah. I'm gonna go
get some chicken.
234
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,754
Thank you.
235
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,626
- Fucking shut up!
- It's not his fault.
236
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:53,795
No, he's nothing
but a fucking puppet!
237
00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:57,098
He's a boy. That's a piece of
shit, that's not no fucking boy!
238
00:16:57,132 --> 00:16:58,466
He's my son.
Don't yell at him!
239
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,035
I'm gonna throw him the fuck
out in the dumpster. Fuck you.
240
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:03,170
You fucking scumbag,
piece of shit!
241
00:17:03,204 --> 00:17:04,805
It's a fucking
puppet, you dope.
242
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,473
Fucking limp
dick. Fuck you.
243
00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,308
Oh, you fucking bitch.
Fuck you!
244
00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:10,643
You're gonna fucking die
tonight, you piece of shit.
245
00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:14,880
I'm gonna
fucking cut you, bitch...
246
00:17:14,915 --> 00:17:18,117
Boom! Boom!
247
00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:19,686
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
248
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,054
That's how it's gonna go. Bam!
Your head's gonna go back.
249
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:36,237
Mother and
father, please sit down.
250
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:44,145
You love each other.
Why do you fight?
251
00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:51,785
Mother, your body is
a beautiful temple.
252
00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:54,020
Save it for the one you love.
253
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:57,757
Okay, boy. We love you.
254
00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:02,796
Father, the chemicals you put into
your body turn you into someone else.
255
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,265
That is not the man
you were meant to be.
256
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,338
I'll do what you say.
257
00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:13,709
The puppet boy explained to the
Terrys how important their love was.
258
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,311
It was as gentle
as a young sprout.
259
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,649
And it needed the full attention
and care of a master gardener.
260
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:25,521
And he promised them one day that sprout
could grow into a beautiful flower.
261
00:18:41,439 --> 00:18:46,710
As time passed, the puppet boy grew
to be all things to the Terrys.
262
00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:50,648
Son, caretaker,
263
00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:54,819
spiritual guide...
264
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:44,735
And after a long life
of happiness and love,
265
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:50,273
the Terrys finally lied down next to each
other to breathe their final breaths.
266
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:55,678
Terry, I love you so much.
267
00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:57,480
I love you, Terry.
268
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,018
Thank you, son.
Thank you.
269
00:20:02,052 --> 00:20:06,590
You're a weird boy, but it was
worth every fucking second.
270
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:10,394
Okay, son. We're ready.
271
00:20:10,428 --> 00:20:14,633
Bye-bye, son. Mommy and poppy are
ready to walk in the desert.
272
00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:18,237
You push the button now, son.
273
00:20:18,272 --> 00:20:20,606
Mama's gonna die.
Mama's gonna die.
274
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,374
Go ahead.
275
00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:25,410
Go, let mammy and pappy go walk
in the desert. Go, ahead. Push the button.
276
00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:27,745
Goodbye, son.
All the best to you.
277
00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:30,881
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
278
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:34,251
Bye-bye. Have a good boy time.
Goodbye, boy.
279
00:20:34,285 --> 00:20:36,052
I love you.
280
00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:38,721
I'll miss you, son.
Thank you so much, little boy...
281
00:21:32,747 --> 00:21:36,317
And so,
the story begins again.
282
00:22:19,328 --> 00:22:22,997
Hey, Mr. Gibbs...
Uh, Ben.
283
00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:26,500
Can I, uh... Can I talk
to you for a second?
284
00:22:26,534 --> 00:22:30,003
Listen, um, I wanted to talk to
you a little bit about Jeannette.
285
00:22:30,037 --> 00:22:31,971
I'm... I'm having... Yeah, Jeanette.
286
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,139
Yeah, you know who
I'm talking about.
287
00:22:33,173 --> 00:22:34,874
I've been having
a big problem with her.
288
00:22:37,411 --> 00:22:38,510
Mmm.
289
00:22:39,912 --> 00:22:42,981
It's 10:30 in the morning.
That's your third sandwich.
290
00:22:43,015 --> 00:22:44,416
She's a problem
for this company.
291
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,451
I think she's a cancer that
needs to be cut out of Kipton.
292
00:22:46,485 --> 00:22:48,720
The color part... It's
not printing in color.
293
00:22:48,754 --> 00:22:50,822
Look, if you push
this again, it's...
294
00:22:50,857 --> 00:22:54,192
It doesn't seem to actually connect
with the actual computer system...
295
00:22:54,226 --> 00:22:56,862
Raj, I though your people
were good at fixing stuff.
296
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,465
Jeanette, what does that mean?
297
00:22:59,499 --> 00:23:02,034
He's Indian, and Indians
are good at fixing stuff.
298
00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:06,172
All she does is
talk about herself.
299
00:23:06,206 --> 00:23:08,708
But I never felt it
until that Pap smear,
300
00:23:08,743 --> 00:23:11,645
and then he was, like,
"You have a tilted cervix."
301
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:15,950
I think I should get my own office,
maybe one of these glass front doors.
302
00:23:15,984 --> 00:23:20,788
The last time we talked about this
two years ago, you ignored me.
303
00:23:20,822 --> 00:23:23,957
Oh, wanna hold hands?
304
00:23:23,992 --> 00:23:26,327
Is that what you're saying?
Do you wanna get a little closer?
305
00:23:28,729 --> 00:23:30,263
You like that?
306
00:23:30,297 --> 00:23:31,431
That feel good?
307
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:34,800
I just really want a raise.
308
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:37,503
We could go somewhere.
309
00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:42,775
Oh, Mr. Gibbs.
310
00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:46,246
I can't do this with you,
can I? Even though I want to.
311
00:23:48,049 --> 00:23:49,851
Oh, you like that
when I do that, huh?
312
00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:53,789
Oh!
313
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,534
You have no idea how long
I've wanted to do this.
314
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,440
Gail? Are you kidding me?
315
00:24:15,376 --> 00:24:16,509
I'm going to HR.
316
00:24:23,685 --> 00:24:25,152
This wasn't a mistake, was it?
317
00:24:45,509 --> 00:24:48,311
Oh, I gotta tell you, while we
were sitting here watching porn,
318
00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:52,015
we really screwed the pooch on that
one, and I don't mind saying it.
319
00:24:52,049 --> 00:24:54,351
After all, honesty is
the best policy,
320
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,521
unless you're talking
to the cops or your wife.
321
00:24:58,556 --> 00:25:01,491
Also, your accountant.
That's not a good time to be honest either.
322
00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:04,328
You know, I lie to people about
my name from time to time.
323
00:25:04,362 --> 00:25:07,097
And, of course, during a sales pitch.
You never want to be honest there.
324
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:11,535
Eh, it is the best policy,
generally, keeping it honest.
325
00:25:12,571 --> 00:25:13,804
And I'll see you next time.
326
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:16,974
Perhaps.
327
00:25:17,174 --> 00:25:27,374
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com