1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,400 Roger. Do not worry. 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,320 We'll put out that fire before you have time to say 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:08,000 Gas explosion kills family of four in Stevenage. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,080 Oh. Crap! 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,080 Crap! 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,000 -Sorry. -No problems. 7 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,320 Your name is Paul, huh? Welcome. 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,160 Really good coffee. 9 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,880 I'm good at foam machines. 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,200 How is it? 11 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,600 Now that you're appointed station manager 12 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,040 we at The Jewish Enquirer thought it was timely 13 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,760 to talk about the important work of the fire brigade. 14 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,480 A story about little me? 15 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,600 It was either 16 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,280 or a gala for Israeli and Palestinian mothers 17 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,480 and we have had four such in recent months 18 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,440 this is how I am. 19 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,600 -If you insist. -Oh, I have my camera. 20 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,720 Wow. Leaking equipment. It's so small and cute. 21 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,880 Sorry. 22 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,360 -I need help. -Is it urgent? 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,640 Yes, it's urgent. 24 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,400 The birthday magician is not coming. 25 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,960 I have to entertain a mountain of six-year-olds for two hours. 26 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,760 Has the magician disappeared? 27 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,440 Looked at the other part of the box? 28 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,800 The bastard double booked me with a Hindu wedding! 29 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,400 Try card games? 30 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,920 -They are huge! -Put the tail on the donkey? 31 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,520 It's not 18th century Burnley. 32 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,760 Okay, I'll think about it. 33 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,480 Damn! 34 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,320 My sister, she's crazy. 35 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,280 Should we start? I have to be ready by 11. 36 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,160 -Do you want to try? -In the fire truck? 37 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,520 Yep. Takes and drives a small turn. 38 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,120 Make sure everything works. 39 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,560 -May I? -Varsågod. 40 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,440 This is amazing! 41 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,480 - Do you want me to turn on the sirens? -Yes! Yes I do. 42 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,840 Okay, Ross. Get them started. 43 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:23,880 Can we drive towards red? 44 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,800 We should not unless it is an emergency. 45 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,440 Please? Just a little red light. 46 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,000 Drive on, Ross. 47 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,360 I'm a firefighter! A firefighter! 48 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,400 It was absolutely incredible. Really heroic, please. 49 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,400 You are welcome. 50 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,600 I'm going to write a cruel article. A photo? 51 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,120 For the newspaper or the bedroom wall? 52 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,040 For... 53 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,440 -I'm kidding. -Aha. 54 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,200 Do not mention the red light. 55 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,960 Which red light? 56 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,600 -Okay. Take a photo. -Okay. 57 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:12,560 -Wonderfully. -Fint? 58 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,880 -Yes. -Nice. 59 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,160 I'm taking another. 60 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,240 -Too much? -It's never too much. 61 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,160 I have the story. 62 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,760 Drive to East Finchley Underground Station. 63 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,920 Someone has painted Nazi graffiti. 64 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Can it wait? I have to write the article. 65 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,440 It's gone tomorrow! 66 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,800 It's good that they wash it off, right? 67 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,520 Not if I'm going to print a picture of an empty wall. 68 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,560 "Vandalized wall cleansed by benefactors"? 69 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:37,600 Positive headline. 70 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:38,920 What is a positive headline? 71 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,840 Okay, I'm doing it and I'm allowed to use the word sunken. 72 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,000 -Solved down? -Solved down. 73 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,200 Okay, use sunken. 74 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,080 I use it in the fucking headline. 75 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,320 Just drive there and take a picture. 76 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,200 Okay, I need the chips aisle and the jam aisle. 77 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,960 Walk five and eight. 78 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,440 How can you know that? 79 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,040 I know the place by heart. 80 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,760 I'm here every night. Around seven. Heaven for singles. 81 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,160 Excuse me. Hi Hope this is not offensive. 82 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,080 Which brand of limepickles do you prefer? 83 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,400 I do not know. I make my own. 84 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,720 -Wow, you make your own? -Yes. 85 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,240 What is the recipe? 86 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:21,880 It's simple, lime, salt, chili and oil. That's all. 87 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,800 We get along so well, can I invite you to dinner? 88 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,880 We go to the kosher corridor. Martin Ross must have met his wife there. 89 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,600 They apparently chose round latkes over the triangular ones. 90 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,960 Love at first latken. 91 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,560 Have you heard of a gay firefighter? 92 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,600 I Village People? 93 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,480 You can be both gay and brave. 94 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,280 You have to be very brave. 95 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,440 -Many gay soldiers. -We are Sparta. 96 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,560 Okay, take this one. You're in a series crash. 97 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,680 Who do you want to come to you with the jaws of life? 98 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,240 Bruce Willis or Graham Norton? 99 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:02,000 Are we talking Die Hard -Willis or Sixth Sense -Willis? 100 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,840 Because he would just take notes. 101 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,920 He would whisper. You scream and bleed 102 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,280 and he just whispers. 103 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,920 Norton would be too funny. 104 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,840 Willis or Spacey, then? Maybe not Spacey. 105 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,320 -No. -Okay, what about Willis 106 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,360 or Gareth Thomas, the rugby player? 107 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,800 Gareth Thomas. I want to be embraced by him. 108 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,720 Always. 109 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,800 -Hurry up, give me two types of hummus. -Which two? 110 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,160 I know her. What was her name now? Ruth something. 111 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,920 Harris. She's Naomi's friend. She is a marriage counselor. 112 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,200 She is going to divorce for the third time. 113 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:37,040 She is cute. If you talk to her, Naomi will kill you. 114 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,800 If she wanted to kill me, I would have been dead. 115 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,560 She likes to keep them alive. 116 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,880 -I saw her first. -So yes, boy. 117 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,960 -She is mine. -She is a person. 118 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,120 A therapist who treats women as objects? 119 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,240 -I saw her first. -Surt. 120 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:55,440 -Hello. Ruth. -Oh, hey ... Paul. 121 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:59,000 Paul, exactly. You look great, by the way. 122 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,120 Thanks. 123 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,360 -Considering the circumstances. -Yes. Thanks. 124 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,280 I mean ... The basket looks heavy. 125 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,320 Yes. I had no gear for that cart. 126 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,440 -God, how annoying! -I can do it. 127 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,520 Look there, go ahead. What luck you have. 128 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,640 -Are you sure? -Yes, sure. 129 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,000 By the way, how much gear did you have? 130 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,720 75 pence. 131 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,440 No it is fine. 132 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,240 -I insist. -Really, I bid. 133 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:33,080 Excuse me, which hummus is best? Sorry, Ruth, huh? 134 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,480 -You're Naomi's boyfriend. -Ex. 135 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,680 Yes. I hate hummus. 136 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,520 Really? You do not look like someone who dislikes hummus. 137 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,200 What do I look like, then? Besides hummus? 138 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,840 Falafel. You have a falafel face. 139 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,080 -Thank you, Paul. -Visst. 140 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,120 She's a little sensitive. 141 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,640 Have you called anyone a falafel face and got a good reaction? 142 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,760 - See you at the checkout, okay? -Where are you going? 143 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,080 -I'm going to get some toilet paper. -And? 144 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,600 I do it with two free rolls. 145 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,520 Naomi thinks it looks embarrassing. 146 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,640 -I'm not Naomi. -It's become a thing. 147 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,920 Buy toilet paper with me? 148 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,480 Simon, that's good for you. 149 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,120 -Can you be quiet? -Buy a toilet roll with me! 150 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,400 We buy the giant absorbent, you like the giant absorbent! 151 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,080 -Okay, so it was 07 ... -07974 ... 152 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,160 -Yes. -... 961555. 153 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,400 Just call and hang up. 154 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,840 -Hello again. -Hey. 155 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,120 She does not buy tampons if there is a man at the checkout. 156 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:37,040 If he's over 65, it's okay. Just no one my age. 157 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,920 Galet. You know what, we should go out sometime. 158 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,560 Maybe we can talk about our neurotic grocery store phobias. 159 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:43,720 Who is neurotic? 160 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,000 Maybe I can invite you to another shopping cart? 161 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:54,440 A one-time event. I've known you for years through your sister. 162 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,040 Suddenly you invite me. 163 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,880 -Simon got your number. He made me laugh. 164 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,560 He called you falafel face. 165 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,000 I lent you a pound. 166 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,040 You know what, I'm leaving my boy 167 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,440 at Joshie's party on Sunday. I'll take the pound then. 168 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,800 -Are you ready? -Not yet. Come in. 169 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,880 Up there. 170 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,000 How was your week? 171 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,120 -Writes about the new fire chief. -For? 172 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,320 -You know that. -Jewish Inspector? 173 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,600 Inquirer. Oh my God. 174 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,480 -What? -It's time. 175 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,840 Come on, you're kidding. 176 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,200 Thought to give it to Joshie. 177 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,640 Are you going to give my car track to Joshie as a present? 178 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,840 -I have nothing for him. -Give him money. 179 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,880 Money does not show caring. 180 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,840 You have not been caring. 181 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,040 What's in the box? 182 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,080 A helium balloon with Joshie's face on it. 183 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,440 Oh, a helium balloon. How impressed she will be. 184 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,160 And I have fixed something a little extra for the party. 185 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,200 Fäskare. 186 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,440 Come on. Say it's from me too. 187 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,320 One last time for the sake of old times. 188 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,400 -Pax on the blue car! -Pax on the blue car! 189 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,280 What the hell are you doing? 190 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,800 -What? -You're flirting with Ruth! 191 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,560 She's crazy. Do you know that she 192 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,200 do not buy tampons if the cashier is a man under 65? 193 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,920 Why did you invite her then? 194 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,880 Then she asked for a gear for a cart. It's flirtatious. 195 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,680 It's flirty to borrow a pound? 196 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,600 Would you like a finger in the ass if you lent her a ten? 197 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,840 Would not say no. 198 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,120 -She's here, by the way. -Hon ... 199 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,120 What's in the bags? 200 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,520 My old car track. Thought Joshie would like it. 201 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,120 Is that your birthday present? 202 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,800 It costs £ 300. 203 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,880 New. 204 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,880 It's actually from me and Dad. 205 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,880 We still play so we sacrifice part of our lives for Joshie. 206 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,240 So you can probably be a little kind anyway. 207 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,720 Okay, reasonable. 208 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,760 But not it. It's just from me. 209 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,880 Her son is out there, by the way. 210 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,560 You have to see him. He's the nightmare child from hell. 211 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,920 Go and play with him. 212 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,120 The way to a woman's heart is through children. 213 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:21,680 Joshie. Happy Birthday. 214 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,720 Joshie. Happy Birthday. 215 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,120 I have a surprise for you then but I can not say what. 216 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,520 You're Ruth's son, huh? 217 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,920 -Are you having fun? -Yes. 218 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,640 Good. May I tell you a home ice cream? 219 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,280 You must not tell anyone. You do not tell anyone? 220 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,200 -Okay. -I want out! 221 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,760 A fire truck is coming to the party today. 222 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,600 -Fire engine! -Where is your mother, where ... 223 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:54,840 Mother! There's a fire truck coming! Fire engine! 224 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,680 Run and play football. 225 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,560 Cute young. 226 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,000 You idiot! 227 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,480 How did you know he was mine? 228 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,680 -He looks like you. -He does not do that at all. 229 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,800 Naomi may have given me clues about his personality. 230 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:11,200 -As? -She said he was exuberant. 231 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,840 No one uses orders bubbling. 232 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:16,840 Okay. She may have joked that he's the nightmare child from hell. 233 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,840 The rescue service. 234 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,680 Hi. I'm trying to reach Gordon at Finchley's fire station. 235 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,360 Paul Green from the Jewish Enquirer. 236 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,440 -Is it urgent? -Yes, quite. 237 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,440 The fire brigade. Where are you? 238 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,840 I want to know approximately how long it will take you to put out a fire. 239 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,640 -Only about one. -Give me it. 240 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,600 I do not know how long it will take. 241 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,920 - Do you see a fire? -I see smoke, where ... 242 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,360 -Where are you? Is it a breath? 243 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,560 A puff, like a derailed barbecue. 244 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,960 You are wasting our time. 245 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,360 What do we think? 30 minutes? Must be type 30. 246 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,480 -Hello! -Are you crazy? 247 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,840 They save lives. 248 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,240 It might just take a minute. 249 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,560 Some buckets, splash and splash, ready. What? 250 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,320 Are you going? 251 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,400 Mikey is going to sacrifice a virgin at four o'clock. 252 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,200 -Va? -And I have a date with Simon. 253 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,240 -Good luck. -Really? 254 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,760 Bilbana! 255 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:23,080 -Yes, it's Joshie's present. -I want it! 256 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,800 No, it's not for you. 257 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,120 But if mom saves enough gear 258 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,040 so you can get one in about 60 years. 259 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,040 Follow me, Satan. 260 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,520 What did you say? Why did she go? 261 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,520 Who has the biggest? 262 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,240 No! 263 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,560 No! 264 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,080 Not cake! 265 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,560 No! 266 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,440 No! 267 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,880 Okay ... Hello! 268 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,000 Paul! Come here, please. 269 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,760 -What the hell is this? -What the hell is that? 270 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,480 -What the hell is this? -What the hell is that? 271 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,520 It's the sunken wall. The sunken wall. 272 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,560 - The sunken wall? -Sollaved wall in East Finchley. 273 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,920 How nice it is, really. 274 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,920 Should I call Joshie? 275 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,040 It would of course be a picture of him. 276 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,120 JEWS GO HOME 277 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,640 Okay. I think we all agree that it does not look like him. 278 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,520 If you squint, then maybe "Jews" can be the eyes, 279 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,640 "Go" can be the nose, 280 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,400 and "home" can be his smile. 281 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,760 It's a mistake. I bought it online. Someone should have noticed. 282 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,720 -It's on the verge of a hate crime! -You uploaded it. 283 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,200 If I uploaded a picture that called Welsh idiots 284 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,520 then no one would print it. 285 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,200 Apologize! 286 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,560 Okay. My mistake, my fault. 287 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,200 A helium balloon with fascist graffiti on the sixth anniversary. 288 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,400 I do not really think "my fault" is enough. 289 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,160 But it's speeding up the party, right? 290 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,040 Jews, go home! 291 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,640 Go home! 292 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,440 -I'm buying another. -Enough best that you go. 293 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,320 Then I take my car track with me. 294 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,880 -Your half. -Hela. 295 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,600 Like I care. 296 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,800 I'll give him some money. 297 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:23,480 Better late than never. Interesting balloon. 298 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,440 You must have had a fire to put out. 299 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,400 We are here now. 300 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:30,320 Big, dangerous fire, I guess. 301 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,920 It could have been but luckily we got there quickly. 302 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,480 Little more than a campfire. 303 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:39,240 Campfire? No, that was a real ... Well. "Campfire". 304 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,360 -Did it go out unrestrained? -What, uninhibited gay? 305 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,400 I did not say that. 306 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,320 I'm an hour late when I'm going to do you a favor 307 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,760 and you call me gay? 308 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,880 I had to let them throw cake at me. 309 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,960 We put out a real fire. 310 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,200 What luck you have to ride a real fire truck! 311 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,120 -Unfortunately, it is no longer possible. -Excuse me? What has happened? 312 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,920 Ask your husband. 313 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,160 My husband? 314 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,240 This is my asshole brother, so shit down you. 315 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,200 Now you're going to ride a fire truck, right? Joshie? Come on. 316 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,760 So, up with you there. So there. Up. 317 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,000 Do not be stupid. Move. 318 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,480 Seriously? 319 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,360 Move. 320 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,160 Stop now. Out of the way. 321 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,720 Come on. 322 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,760 We take the second. We're driving Jack. 323 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:56,840 It's Wolverine. Okay... 324 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,240 I can not do any of this. 325 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,760 -Hello! -Here you have. 326 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,440 Are you giving me your car lane? 327 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,840 My gift to you. Ruth's kid loves car lanes. 328 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,040 Thanks friend. 329 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,360 -What do you think about the hairstyle? Is it a hairstyle? 330 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,680 Where are you going? 331 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,160 -Fish n chips. -On the first date? Dare. 332 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,400 She chose it. She is cheap to run. 333 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,160 -Can I ask you something? -Yes. 334 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,200 Do you remember Judith, who broke up with you? 335 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,040 because you did not grow a mustache? 336 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,200 Yes? 337 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,680 -How was it sexy? -Va? 338 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,520 She had children, didn't she? 339 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,680 Yes, she had an eight-year-old daughter. 340 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,880 -Okay, so she's given birth to a baby? -Yes. 341 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,280 -Normal birth? -Normal? 342 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,360 You know, vaginal. 343 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,360 It is pronounced vag-ina-l. 344 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,440 Okay, vag-ina-l. 345 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:50,720 It's just that if you take a caesarean section, everything is unchanged 346 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,920 but with Ruth it would be my first ... 347 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,840 That's right, you're a vag-ina-l maternity virgin. 348 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:00,800 How is it? 349 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,000 -It's different. -Really? 350 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,160 God, yes. It's very different. 351 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,600 How? 352 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,040 If I were you, I would not take the risk. 353 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,160 What if Ruth had a caesarean section? 354 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,480 I would start with that. 355 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,720 Go in, give her the car lane 356 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,000 and then ask about the condition of her vagina. 357 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,520 You'll probably get away with that. 358 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,280 -How much did it cost you? -One hundred pounds for each year. 600. 359 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:37,560 I'm looking forward to my 3,900 on my next birthday. 360 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,320 -Very kind. -Ha. 361 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,160 I have to make myself think of something else by whipping the shit out of you. 362 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,840 We're building it. 363 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,680 -Build up what? -Bilbanan. 364 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,760 Simon got it. 365 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,920 Va? It was not yours to give. We had joint ownership. 366 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,280 No. I did you a favor saying it was from you too. 367 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,640 Call and ask to get it back. 368 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,200 They're at a restaurant. 369 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,080 -The? -He's on a date with Ruth. 370 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,560 Her young could get it. 371 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,680 -Why? -I can not say why. 372 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,040 What were you thinking, you idiot? Get it back! 373 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,160 He's not answering. He never answers if it goes well. 374 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,360 How many fish and chips places are there? 375 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,200 -There is Two Brothers. -Olympus. 376 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,000 Nautilus and West Hampstead, Toff's and Muswell Hill. 377 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,320 They are everywhere. 378 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,560 If you drive, I will check them online. 379 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:32,880 If I had bought a toy for the kid, I could have saved £ 500. 380 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,840 Let go of me. 381 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,280 Just let me pass. 382 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:41,640 Come on! 383 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,640 Fucking West Hampstead. 384 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,640 Stay somewhere where you can park! 385 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,400 FISH & CHIPS 386 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,400 Yes, cute. 387 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,800 -Hi what's up? -Hey. 388 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,760 What are you doing here? 389 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,560 Sorry. Can I have a word with you? 390 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,000 Okay... 391 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,440 -Cesarean section, I asked the kid. -Fun for you. 392 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,160 I need the car lane. 393 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,560 I've already given it away. 394 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,000 -When? -When I picked her up. 395 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,760 Brilliant, buddy. 396 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:08,320 We put it together, he and the babysitter played with it when we went. 397 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,080 She did not even order an appetizer. 398 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,440 I need it. 399 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,400 Need it or want it? 400 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,800 It is mine. It's my favorite toy. 401 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,360 I'm not giving it away for you to lie down! 402 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,040 I'll be there right away. We have to go. Now! 403 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,440 Okay. Are you giving me a few minutes? 404 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,760 -No, I have to knit now. -I need to pee. 405 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,520 Again? Hurry up! 406 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,720 It probably does not go as fast as last time. 407 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,280 -I can drive you. -Thank you for driving! 408 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,360 He was lying in bed. We talked and suddenly the fire alarm went off. 409 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,920 It is quiet. Come on. 410 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,200 What caused the fire? 411 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,320 An overheated transformer. 412 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,200 Write about the fire hazard with toys. 413 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,320 You are right. I probably should. 414 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,920 You, my men do a good job. And they respect me regardless. 415 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,440 You are right. Sorry. 416 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,800 You're okay. 417 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,640 - Is everyone okay? -Yes. Thanks for the ride. 418 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,160 No problems. 419 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,680 Do I have to pay for the petrol? 420 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,880 Do not larvae. Friends? 421 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,280 -Friends. -Yes. 422 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,560 I'm here! Is everything okay? 423 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,360 Paul got me here very quickly. 424 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,360 Okay. Thanks, Paul. Paul, you can let her go now. 425 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,080 Just a little friendly hug. 426 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,360 -Although you smell good. -Which burned house? 427 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,200 -Why did you need to talk to Simon? -It was nothing. 428 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,040 He wanted the car lane back. 429 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,760 Why do you say that? 430 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,440 You smoke! 431 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,120 Did it set fire to my house? 432 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,080 You owe me for the cart. 433 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,880 My house. 434 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,800 You have insurance. I do not have that. 435 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,960 It has not started to burn in decades! 436 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,800 Your devil's offspring must have overused it. 437 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,480 Should I drive you to a hotel? 438 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,840 Apparently my son asked the babysitter for "emperor's salad" 439 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,240 and if I had one the day he was born. 440 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,680 Damn you and your toilet habits 441 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,120 and your check of how big my vagina is! 442 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:34,720 Both. Away from my property. Stick. Now! 443 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,440 I look forward to the article. 444 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,520 GALLERY FOR ISRAELI AND PALESTINIAN MOTHERS 445 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,520 But damn it! 446 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,520 NEW FIRE CHIEF PROVIDES JEWISH CHRONICLE INTERVIEW 447 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,240 God damnit! 448 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,240 ANTISEMITIC GRAFFITI SOLKED ON WALL