1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,560 -Wow, so cool. -First benefit of the job. 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,760 -Have you written a car review before? -No. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,920 But how difficult can it be? 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,360 Smooth lines, spacious interior. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,120 -Good torque. -What is torque? 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,200 You know, torque is ... 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,200 Everyone knows what torque is. 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,720 If you want to be environmentally friendly, you should cycle everywhere. 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,400 If I wanted to, I would lie in bed all day, 10 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,560 not eat cows, and breathe as little as possible until I died. 11 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,000 How to start it? 12 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,640 It's running. 13 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,320 -Stop it. -I promise. 14 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,480 -Va? -Fantastic, right? 15 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,600 It is so quiet that it is almost repulsive. 16 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,520 Start the review with rejection. 17 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,720 They want me to use the word impeccable. 18 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,720 You have not driven yet. 19 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,600 The editor wants me to use impeccable, so ... 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,240 Are you nearby? 21 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,880 I'm sick and Joshie has to go to the hairdresser. 22 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,440 -When? -Nu. 23 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,440 -Nu, nu? -No, yesterday now! 24 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,680 Okay, I'm coming. 25 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,680 Are you with me? 26 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,200 Can not. I collect for World Jewish Relief. 27 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,320 -Collects what? -Clothes, toys, whatever. 28 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,880 -They take everything. -Really? 29 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,240 The socks are a bit worn. 30 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,160 There is certainly a stocking Jew in Georgia who wants them. 31 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,200 Come and leave them. 32 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,600 I will. Noble of you to sacrifice your Sunday for charity. 33 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,280 Are there any women involved? 34 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,880 All men in charity want to meet women. 35 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:34,680 Prince Charles? 36 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,880 So, you never know. 37 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,280 That's his job. He gets paid. 38 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,200 Elton. 39 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,400 -He's gay. -Still! 40 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,360 He is the exception that proves the rule. 41 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,600 -Are gay men more caring? -Don't know, ask the Vatican. 42 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,640 God! 43 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,400 Hold your ears, Joshie. 44 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,720 Stupid fucking ... Stupid fucking chair hell! 45 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,280 Damn! 46 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,920 How's the new car seat, Joshie? Soft and comfortable? 47 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,880 No comment. 48 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,720 He should not answer your questions because you misquote him. 49 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,960 A little paranoid? 50 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,360 -Just get him cut! -Okay. 51 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,920 -If you wonder, I just peed. -Va? 52 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,240 I'll save water. I'm going to be environmentally friendly today. 53 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,400 Are you kidding? 54 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,120 You went to the bathroom and did not flush? 55 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,760 -What should I do with it? -Mom! 56 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,280 -Nothing unless necessary. -It's it now. Flush! 57 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,800 Unfortunately. 58 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,640 -I'm not flushing for you. -Bra. 59 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,120 You should not do that. Okay, are you ready? 60 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,960 -Did you know that you can recycle hair? -No. 61 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,280 Who would have thought that it works in compost? 62 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,280 Not me. 63 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,520 And to stop stuffed animals. 64 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:54,880 Do you want it? 65 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:56,720 I'll think about it. 66 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,000 Do you know what happened to the Greek Cypriots? 67 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:00,880 Va? 68 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,160 Before, all hairdressers were from Cyprus. 69 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,000 -Oh really? -Yes. 70 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,000 The whole island flew here, 71 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,120 cut everyone's hair for twenty years and disappeared. 72 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,280 The restaurants with. 73 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,640 Must be territorial war between Turks and Greeks in London or something. 74 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,160 What the hell are you doing? 75 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,440 -Burns the hair on the ears. -They are bald enough, thank you. 76 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,600 -Have you never done that before? -No! 77 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,360 We're in England! Holy shit! 78 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,800 We are done. 79 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,400 Nice. Do you like it, Joshie? 80 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,600 No comment. 81 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,880 Good, very good. 82 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,400 How much? 83 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,760 Fourteen for you, nine for him. 84 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,960 Fourteen for an adult, nine for a child, timely. 85 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,080 Va? 86 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,920 -You say type 15 and 10 pounds. -No, it's 9 and 14. 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,040 For a child, they give you a ten and say keep the gear. 88 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,280 You do not have to. 89 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,360 You know what. 90 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,720 We say 9.50 for him, 50 pence to you, 91 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,920 for his ear was not burned, but mine was, 92 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,160 and exactly 14 pounds for you did not offer me a club. 93 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,400 - Do you want a club? -No. 94 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,840 But you want to be asked. 95 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,280 You are welcome. 96 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,680 Are you offering me a club? 97 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,120 - Do you want a club? -No. 98 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,280 -Okay. -Okay. 99 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,200 Hello? 100 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,440 -Richard Curtis! -What's up with him? 101 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,560 He fixed Comic Relief, not gay, not looking for women. 102 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,360 It was a. Good work. 103 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,680 Okay, hurry up, little man! 104 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:27,040 Sorry, no. I talked to my nephew. Say hello, Joshie. 105 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,200 Hey! 106 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,160 -You are not funny. -It was not the intention. 107 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,360 It's called little boys. Or Or, little man? 108 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,440 Come on, little man! Hurry up, little man! 109 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,760 Wedge away now, little man! 110 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,160 This is not arranged? 111 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,080 Why would one put energy into it? 112 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,760 You have no idea. 113 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:47,040 Okay, I'm sorry, if I've insulted you. 114 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,640 You have heavy bags, let me help you. 115 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,560 I have to take the bus and go to Henton. 116 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:55,200 Forget the bus, okay? Let me help you. How? 117 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,080 -Okay? -Okay, then. 118 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,720 So there, okay. Come on Joshie. 119 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,880 So yes. 120 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,000 Yes. 121 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:08,040 This is great, you know. Meet new friends, save the environment. 122 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,760 So you just cut your hair, Joshie? 123 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,480 -Too short. -Nothing is too short. 124 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,400 Okay, here's the car. 125 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,760 So there. 126 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,960 -Just a car seat. -Should I sit in a car seat? 127 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,000 -How else are you going? -I sit like everyone else. 128 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,560 I do not know, so ... 129 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,520 Logically, it must have something to do with length. 130 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,880 He's sitting in the car seat and I'm sitting next to him. 131 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:37,520 No, if I put on the belt wrong you split in the middle. 132 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,280 Just a car seat. 133 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,320 -What are you doing? -I google it. 134 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,720 Do you google for dwarf and car seat? 135 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,640 -Yes. -For hell, I'm taking the bus. 136 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,320 Look, American pages. It must be the same here. 137 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,240 I take the bus! 138 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,880 Please, let me drive you. 139 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:53,800 Please. 140 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,400 Please. 141 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,040 -Okay. -Okay. 142 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,600 Do you feel good back there? 143 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,200 The top. 144 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,560 -Nice car ride? -It's quiet. 145 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,520 Electrically. 146 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,720 -Good torque. -Really good torque. 147 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,080 -No emissions. -Small carbon footprint. 148 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,440 Like me! 149 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,000 It was good. 150 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,200 Does it smell burnt? 151 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,360 Yes, they burned my ears. 152 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,960 -Who? -A Turkish hairdresser. 153 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,600 You have ear kebabs! 154 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,800 I have! 155 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:29,040 I have. It was good. 156 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,280 -What the hell is that? -What? 157 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,240 He looks like a kiwi! 158 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,920 What are you talking about? It's nice. 159 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,800 I'm shitting, I said the tops should be cut. 160 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:45,080 It grows back. They burned my ears. Smell. 161 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,560 I do not feel anything. Wait, who's in your car? 162 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,720 It's Mark. 163 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,560 He's a dwarf. I'm driving him home. 164 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,640 In my car seat? So where was Joshie? 165 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,360 Where was Joshie on her way home from the hairdresser? 166 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,600 In his lap. 167 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:09,520 In a stranger's lap? Are you not really wise? 168 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,880 I tell him to say no to strangers 169 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,520 and you put him on an alien dwarf's crotch? 170 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,360 -He is OK! -Idiot! 171 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,880 -Remove Glader, give me my car seat. -Glader? 172 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,680 Wise, Leads, Prosit. I shit in who he is! 173 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,840 Remove him now! 174 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,520 -You'll get it late. -Remove the dwarf. 175 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,600 I'll help him. 176 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,680 Take away the dwarf hell and give me the car seat. 177 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,480 I'll return it later. 178 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,520 -I want the hairdresser's money. -Why then? 179 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,520 Of course I want my money back! 180 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,240 If a dress does not fit, you return it! 181 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,720 -For the same size 40? -I have size 38! 182 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,520 -I know what size you are! -Size matters. 183 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,640 If it does not fit, as with Joshie's hairstyle, 184 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,920 -so you demand the money back! -Yes, but ... 185 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,800 Yes, but ... 186 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,160 Can I lend you two seconds? 187 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,320 Just two seconds ... 188 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,360 Thanks. 189 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,080 Thanks. 190 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,640 Sorry, but Joshie's mom says his hair is too short. 191 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,240 You liked it. 192 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,520 Yes, but she apparently just wanted to cut the tops 193 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,760 when she booked the time. 194 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:19,400 When you buy something from John Lewis you can not return it. 195 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,960 Funny you say that. Because she specifically has that you can. 196 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,120 -Underwear? -No, a dress. 197 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,360 A dress, yes. 198 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,080 Of course you can leave a dress, but not a haircut. 199 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,080 It's like panties. 200 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,280 No money back on used panties. 201 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,200 Do you know that I'm a journalist for The Jewish Enquirer? 202 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,000 -Are you? -Yes, it's me. 203 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,640 Here you have a story. 204 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,080 No money back on used panties. 205 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,400 You know what, we'll call them. 206 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,120 -John Lewis? -Yes. 207 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,240 Sure, call them. 208 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,120 Connect me to customer service, please. 209 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,560 -Put them on speakers. -Yes. 210 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,840 -What can I help you with? -I have a question. 211 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,880 I bought underwear for a lady, can they be changed? 212 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,560 Money back, not exchange. 213 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,040 Sorry, get your money back. 214 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,960 No problem. Just bring the receipt. 215 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,960 Wait. She's been wearing them. 216 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,920 Underwear must be unused. 217 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,440 So no money back on used panties. 218 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,400 No. 219 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,560 -Bikinis then? -Yes. 220 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,240 How is that logical? 221 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,160 Both have been used unhygienically and ... 222 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,520 It does not matter, please. 223 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,600 - Did you want to recycle hair? -Yes. 224 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,720 The top. 225 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,480 Okay, time to drive you home. 226 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,080 -Money back? -No. 227 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,360 -Should I talk to him? -I give her a ten and it's over. 228 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,440 Okay. 229 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,240 Ground? 230 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,120 Do you know any benefactor who is not looking for sex? 231 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,320 Stephen Fry? 232 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,280 Other? 233 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,760 Gandhi. 234 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,280 Yes, Gandhi! Gandhi is good. 235 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,840 Okay. 236 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,480 What is it? I help Jews. 237 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,440 Gandhi! 238 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,880 He is dead. 239 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,160 There were two so smoke your theory. 240 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,240 Yes, Gandhi, well done, Mark. 241 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,120 Who else? 242 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,120 Fast, scroll down the box! 243 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,040 -What? -Rutan, fast! 244 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,440 Scroll down the box. 245 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,960 Small penis! 246 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,240 Small penis! 247 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,800 -Shit you down! -Small penis! 248 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,920 -Shit you down! -Yes, small penis! 249 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,880 Fan ta dig! 250 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,920 Okay, here it is. 251 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,720 -Give me two minutes. -Okay. 252 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,640 How is it going? 253 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,080 She's going to introduce me to her granddaughter. 254 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,840 30 something, podiatrist, own apartment. 255 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,920 The top. Do you want this? It's recycled. 256 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,880 -Looks like hair. -It's hair, from the hairdresser. 257 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,920 Do not donate human hair to a Jewish collection! 258 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:49,840 Damn it too! 259 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,760 What do you have over there? 260 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,960 Here with the socks! 261 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,960 -I donate socks. -What is it? 262 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,680 -Nothing, Miriam, it's useless. -I said we do not deny anything. 263 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,240 -It's ... -It's very easy. 264 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,320 It's not for you. 265 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,240 -It's for me! -It's not! 266 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,080 -It is! -No! 267 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,080 God! 268 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,240 What is it? 269 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,760 Hair? 270 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,080 Human hair? 271 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,560 Where did you get it? 272 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:25,680 From the hairdresser at the station. Simon said you receive everything. 273 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,040 There are limits. 274 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,720 -It smells burnt. -It's my ears. Sorry. 275 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,800 Can we go now? 276 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,040 Are you experimenting on humans? 277 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,960 I'm not a fucking experiment! 278 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,000 Simon! Call CST! 279 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,760 What is CST? 280 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,520 It is a non-profit Jewish organization 281 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,040 which protects Jewish schools and events. 282 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,280 So you have an army with David Baddiels protecting you? 283 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,920 You have to feel safe. 284 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,800 Some of them are former Mossad. 285 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,240 Not as Baddiel but more as circumcised Jackie Chans. 286 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,920 Why do we stay? 287 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,800 The battery is dead. 288 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,040 God damnit... 289 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,240 From your point of view, that bell is actually too high. 290 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,200 It's shitty. 291 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,160 Can I help you? 292 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,360 I'm a journalist from The Jewish Enquirer. 293 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,320 What? 294 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,160 Coming on Fridays? 295 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,640 Available online? 296 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,840 -Never heard of it. -Really? Surprising. 297 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,120 I'm not a Jew, so ... 298 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:43,880 Va? 299 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,920 You have the most Jewish hair I've ever seen. 300 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,640 Because it's curly? 301 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,360 You know, curly, a great Jewish afro. 302 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,000 -You must have some Jewish credentials. -I have not. 303 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,760 -If you say so. -I actually do not have it. 304 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,760 Do a little genealogy and you'll find a great-grandmother in Poland. 305 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,480 His electric car's battery, however, may we charge it? 306 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,720 What are you doing? 307 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,000 What? 308 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,760 Do you make the quenelle gesture? 309 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,800 What? 310 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,200 The reverse Nazi salute. 311 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,840 I brush away hair. 312 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,240 It's a Nazi salute. 313 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,280 Football player Anelka did it. He was suspended. 314 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,000 I get excited about Nazi greetings by non-Jews. 315 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,920 I just brush hair away from my arm. 316 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,560 This is a Nazi salute! This is brushing off hair. 317 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,400 -Yes, it's a Nazi salute. -Exact. 318 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,280 But this is the reverse Nazi ... 319 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,480 - I've never seen that ... -It's the other way around ... 320 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,720 -This is Nazi ... -Nazi. 321 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,120 I've never heard that. 322 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,000 This is Nazi. You can clearly see the difference. 323 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,640 -This is also ... -This is Nazi. This... 324 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,880 There he is! Anti-Semitic! 325 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,520 Can we charge the car for a few minutes? 326 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,720 Do you want a cup of tea? 327 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,280 -Certainly! -Yes, thank you. 328 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,320 He should not have, he is climate-friendly today. 329 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,720 She'll still be cooking. 330 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,760 Yes, but your cup means more water and more electricity. 331 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:07,000 -Then I take something cold! -Not from the fridge. 332 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,960 What a good cup of tea. 333 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:16,280 You know what, this is perhaps the best cup of tea in my whole life. 334 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,880 -How is the water? -Ljummet. 335 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,400 My husband is completely crazy about cars and he does not believe in any of it. 336 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,560 He's North London's Jeremy Clarkson. 337 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,240 Can I borrow the toilet? I'm really needed. 338 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,520 Yes, through the door, to the left. 339 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,760 Okay thanks. 340 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,360 -How is that there? -Try. 341 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,160 Let me. 342 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,760 Do you know what you usually say? 343 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,200 What? 344 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,120 "Once you go small, you never go back." 345 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,640 -I heard that. -I think so for sure. 346 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,680 -What the hell are you doing here? -What? 347 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,000 He called me "small penis". 348 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,680 It was just a little joke. Tiny. 349 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,440 -It's you who's a little joke. -Phil! 350 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,080 -What kind of cable is that? -Their battery died. 351 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,000 They can forget to charge from my house. 352 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,840 Thanks. 353 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,720 Hi. 354 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,000 Damn you too! 355 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,480 Phil, let him be. 356 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,480 We give them free fuel because they are too lazy to refuel. 357 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,320 Be the bigger man. 358 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,520 -No offense. -It's calm. 359 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,680 Half an hour, nothing more. 360 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,680 I'll hit a seven with my huge penis! 361 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,000 Many give him shit for the car and it makes him angry. 362 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,280 Would not have bought it. 363 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,680 He's right. If you drive around in such a car, you almost pray 364 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,480 about penis abortions. 365 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,440 Yes, we have a problem with the drain. It will be fixed tomorrow. 366 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,760 -Paul was your name, huh? -Yes. 367 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,240 We did not hear anything when you went to the bathroom. 368 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,560 -Really? -Not a sound. 369 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,880 Strange. 370 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,880 Did not you pee? 371 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,040 I went in but was no longer needed. 372 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,040 You said you really needed it. 373 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,120 How far do you take this climate talk then? 374 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,440 Oh my God. 375 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,920 You save water. 376 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,360 You did not flush. 377 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,320 You went to the bathroom and did not flush? 378 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,640 Now you're ridiculous. 379 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,600 -No, I would have noticed. -He would have noticed! 380 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,640 Oh really... 381 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,880 Okay, we have to go now. 382 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,400 He peed in the sink! 383 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,840 -I can not close the door! -Try! 384 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,440 -I try to! -Try more! 385 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,320 God damnit! 386 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,280 Do you know how much water I saved? Five liters! 387 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,400 You peed in someone's sink! 388 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,840 It's sterile. As a human Dettol. 389 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,080 Close the bastard! 390 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,280 -Keep trying. -I do! 391 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,240 Make an effort! 392 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,560 -I have short arms! -Do not use it as an excuse! 393 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,320 -Come on, you bastard! -Fucking lamps! 394 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,280 Come on! 395 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,960 -There you go. -Fan! 396 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,600 He follows us. 397 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,520 -Va? -He pursues us! 398 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,360 Okay, let me go. 399 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,240 -God. -I'm going! 400 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,840 Okay then! 401 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,320 -Good to have known you, buddy. -You. 402 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,880 -Let me help you! -What are you doing? 403 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,240 I'm driving you home. You should wash the sink. 404 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,000 -It was not me! It was he! -It was not him! 405 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,440 But I can not lift you. 406 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,320 He must be held accountable for his friend. 407 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,480 It was me! 408 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,040 -It was he! -It was me. 409 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,480 Sorry. 410 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,520 Wait, I do not have my bags! 411 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,440 I'm shitting in your bags! 412 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,160 I'll have my bags! 413 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,760 It is her. 414 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,360 Someone has reported a hate crime. 415 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,800 It's completely disgusting. 416 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,680 It's Sunday! Let me go! 417 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,320 -Who is it? -It's my husband. 418 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,440 I can not reach the sink! 419 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,000 -God, what ... -With the experiment! 420 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,760 What the hell are you doing? 421 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,200 There's the other one! They were on both! 422 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,520 With what? 423 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,360 -You know! -Do I? 424 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,680 Show me what they did, Miriam. 425 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,520 Come on, is this a hate crime? 426 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,520 Not if I do. I'm Jewish so I get. 427 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,600 I'm in it. 428 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,120 Maybe I am. 429 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,680 Let me go! 430 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,440 First you have to wash the sink, small penis! 431 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,120 That's dwarf phobia! 432 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,040 Are you going to sue me? 433 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,120 Save the world, you petrol-hating, left-wing extremist fool! 434 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,680 Climate hater and homophobic! 435 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,040 Can you be a left-wing extremist? 436 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,120 -I do not know. -It doesn't matter now. 437 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,080 You get him back. 438 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,760 Here's the money for the hairdresser and I bought a new car seat. 439 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,760 -Why? -You do not want to know. 440 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,720 No why? 441 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,640 The dwarf happened down it. 442 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400 Why? 443 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,640 Fear, excitement, who knows? 444 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,280 Joshie loved that car seat! 445 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,120 It's in the recycling bin if he wants it, but ... 446 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,160 You can not recycle a car seat, it is made of metal! 447 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,680 You know what? I do not care anymore. 448 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,040 Do you want to flush? Flush on, swim six times! 449 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,800 Run two spoons in the dishwasher, print all emails since 2004! 450 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,560 I shit in which. 451 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,520 -Can I just get some ... -No. 452 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,640 Va? 453 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,280 Please! 454 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,640 JOHN LEWIS GIVES USING UNDERWEAR TO JEWISH RELIEF 455 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,040 DANIEL CRAIG AND SEAN CONNERY DO NOT JEW 456 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,480 ROGER MOORE, NOT JEWISH JEWISH ACTORS RATE AS 007 457 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Who could guess? 458 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,480 URIN PROVEN DRINKABLE 459 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,480 HAMAS WANTS TO RECEIVE THE NOBEL PEACE AWARD 460 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,040 IMPECCABLE - REPORTAGE 461 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,920 "Impeccable." 462 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,280 Fucking car.