1 00:00:10,037 --> 00:00:12,717 - You're only making this harder on yourself mate. 2 00:00:13,158 --> 00:00:15,578 (Song, 9 to 5 plays in the background) 3 00:00:15,678 --> 00:00:17,678 - You'll never take me alive. 4 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:21,519 - Come on mate, keep up. - I'm trying. 5 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:27,400 (Song, 9 to 5 plays in the background) 6 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:29,541 - My feet are killing me. 7 00:00:29,641 --> 00:00:31,901 I've seen 20 bloody flats already this week. 8 00:00:32,001 --> 00:00:33,941 - Yeah, I'm sorry you can't use my spare room, 9 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:35,062 I need it for my home gym. 10 00:00:35,162 --> 00:00:36,382 - It's clearly working. 11 00:00:36,482 --> 00:00:37,942 - Oh! 12 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:38,943 Gotcha. 13 00:00:39,043 --> 00:00:41,043 - Nice one, Fran. 14 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,303 Run again and I'll shoot you. 15 00:00:43,404 --> 00:00:45,584 - Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? 16 00:00:45,684 --> 00:00:47,024 I'm serving a Mafia mate. 17 00:00:47,124 --> 00:00:48,994 You kill me, someone will come after you. 18 00:00:49,085 --> 00:00:50,865 - Who, Long John Silver? - Crazy, no. 19 00:00:50,965 --> 00:00:52,065 - What are you doing? 20 00:00:52,165 --> 00:00:53,865 - Head shot. - His heads not up there, mate. 21 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,666 He's not ten foot tall. - You sure? 22 00:00:55,766 --> 00:00:57,766 - Honestly. 23 00:00:58,567 --> 00:00:59,947 See. 24 00:01:00,047 --> 00:01:02,147 - Wait, I'll cut in on our next shipment full of steroids. 25 00:01:02,247 --> 00:01:04,727 Worth a fortune. - So where is the head then? 26 00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:06,428 - Surprise, bitches. 27 00:01:06,528 --> 00:01:08,528 (gunshot) 28 00:01:08,889 --> 00:01:10,889 - 'Bout there. 29 00:01:13,049 --> 00:01:16,369 ♪ Don't you want me, baby? ♪ 30 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:20,530 ♪ Don't you want me, Oh ♪ 31 00:01:21,371 --> 00:01:22,471 - Oh, oh, oh. Found it. 32 00:01:22,571 --> 00:01:26,871 - Oh my god. Stonely High class of 89 reunion. 33 00:01:26,972 --> 00:01:28,912 - Woo hoo. 34 00:01:29,013 --> 00:01:31,273 Oh, my gosh. 35 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:34,193 - I am so excited that you've actually allowed 36 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,754 us to go to one of these things. 37 00:01:35,854 --> 00:01:37,474 - You know what? I'm actually looking forward to it, you know 38 00:01:37,574 --> 00:01:40,924 we've got the jobs rolling in. - Yeah we've got some proper dosh at last. 39 00:01:41,015 --> 00:01:42,275 Exactly. Thank you very much. 40 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:44,155 God, who would've thought we'd be rocking up to our old 41 00:01:44,256 --> 00:01:46,636 school in a Mercedes B Class. - Yes. 42 00:01:46,736 --> 00:01:49,116 - We've come a long way from those two girls who left 43 00:01:49,217 --> 00:01:51,877 that place with just an A level and three STDs between them. 44 00:01:51,977 --> 00:01:53,237 - Oh, my God. 45 00:01:53,337 --> 00:01:55,197 - Do you think Danny Kemp's gonna be there tonight? 46 00:01:55,298 --> 00:01:58,278 He was so freaking hot. - Hot? Are you serious? 47 00:01:58,378 --> 00:02:01,078 Wasn't he the guy that had a danger wank at the back of RE? 48 00:02:01,179 --> 00:02:03,079 - What can I say? I've always liked a bad boy. 49 00:02:03,179 --> 00:02:04,559 - Oh, here we are mate. 50 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:06,880 Let's give it the old salute. 51 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:09,100 (mimics guitar) 52 00:02:11,181 --> 00:02:13,661 (upbeat 80's pop music) 53 00:02:14,942 --> 00:02:16,942 - Oh. 54 00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:26,343 (Heavy Metal Rock music) 55 00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:30,334 - It's gonna be so nice 56 00:02:30,425 --> 00:02:32,285 to just have one night where we can just have some fun 57 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,245 and not worry about getting our heads blown off. 58 00:02:34,345 --> 00:02:37,545 - As Danny Kemp yelled at the black of RE, "Amen!" 59 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:42,066 (upbeat music) 60 00:02:45,028 --> 00:02:46,688 One more time, what do we do for a living? 61 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:50,128 - Okay, we definitely don't kill people for a living. 62 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:52,249 We work in security. - Exactly. 63 00:02:52,349 --> 00:02:54,129 - It's fake but cool. 64 00:02:54,229 --> 00:02:55,489 And just a slight hint of danger. 65 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,730 - And in our downtime we breed and train pedigree dogs. 66 00:02:57,830 --> 00:03:00,290 - What? I didn't sign off on that bit. 67 00:03:00,391 --> 00:03:02,371 - Oh, yes. I still hold the record 68 00:03:02,471 --> 00:03:06,271 for the school shot put. - It's all flooding back. 69 00:03:06,832 --> 00:03:08,832 The bunking off, the cheeky (fakes smoking). 70 00:03:10,513 --> 00:03:13,053 That time you got so nervous that you 71 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:15,693 pissed yourself on stage during Oliver. 72 00:03:15,794 --> 00:03:18,214 (crowd laughing) 73 00:03:18,314 --> 00:03:21,104 Why would you bring that up? I still have nightmares about that 74 00:03:21,195 --> 00:03:22,575 - Still too soon? - Yes. 75 00:03:22,675 --> 00:03:24,775 - Okay, got it. 76 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,095 - You don't think anyone else is going to remember that, do you? 77 00:03:27,196 --> 00:03:29,616 - Of course they won't. We're not twelve anymore, are we? 78 00:03:29,716 --> 00:03:30,976 - Yeah, they'll have moved on. 79 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:34,657 - Hey, hey, hey, Oliver Piss! 80 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,217 - And I'm out of here. 81 00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:39,138 - That is one drunk, come on. 82 00:03:39,238 --> 00:03:42,938 It's our night off, let's have some fun, yeah? 83 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:46,459 - Absolutely, just don't leave me on my own. 84 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,060 - Of course not mate. 85 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,160 - Come on, come on. 86 00:03:53,121 --> 00:03:56,521 (dramatic music) 87 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:02,282 (intense music) 88 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,163 - Oh (glass hitting the ground) 89 00:04:06,484 --> 00:04:09,064 (intense music) 90 00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:11,594 - It's so weird. Everyone's back in their old cliques. 91 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:17,005 I know, you've got goths, the nerds, the footy lads. 92 00:04:18,006 --> 00:04:19,786 - Meanies. 93 00:04:19,886 --> 00:04:22,906 Why aren't we in a clique? - What are you talking about? 94 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:25,667 We were the funky fresh crew. You, me, 95 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:28,687 and occasionally a foreign language student. 96 00:04:29,408 --> 00:04:32,088 - Oh, it's our song. Clear a space. 97 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:36,569 (upbeat music) (Song: David Bowie, Let's Dance) 98 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:43,530 (upbeat music) (Song: David Bowie, Let's Dance) 99 00:04:48,572 --> 00:04:55,172 ♪ Let's dance. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues ♪ 100 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:59,133 (music fades) 101 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,244 - Fran, you looking exactly the same. 102 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,635 - When you find an iconic look, you tend to stick with it, 103 00:05:04,735 --> 00:05:07,755 you know Steve Jobs, Karl Lagerfeld, Kim Jong-un. 104 00:05:07,856 --> 00:05:12,316 - Oh, Danny Kemp (cat purrs) 105 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,996 - You're literally (mimics cat purr) over a child mate. 106 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,617 He was held back three years, it's actually fine. 107 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,598 - Who's she? 108 00:05:20,698 --> 00:05:24,478 - Now I think she left quite soon after you arrived. 109 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:26,079 - Yes. - We were quite good mates 110 00:05:26,179 --> 00:05:29,119 before that, though. - Wasn't she incredibly shy? 111 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,280 - Yeah. - She didn't say anything at all 112 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:33,080 I remember it, she was a bit creepy, to be honest. 113 00:05:33,181 --> 00:05:36,101 What was her name? - Kat Gateskill 114 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:38,421 - Kat! 115 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:40,162 - It's so good to see you, Jamie. 116 00:05:40,262 --> 00:05:41,762 - You look amazing. 117 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:43,202 - You look amazing. 118 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:44,763 Where did you get that outfit? 119 00:05:44,863 --> 00:05:47,183 Because I want it now. 120 00:05:49,144 --> 00:05:51,284 Hey, Fran. 121 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,294 So what are you both up to? 122 00:05:53,385 --> 00:05:55,205 Still doing everything together? 123 00:05:55,305 --> 00:05:57,125 The Inseparable duo. 124 00:05:57,225 --> 00:05:59,325 - We do work together, actually. 125 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:03,046 - Oh, nice. - For a security company. 126 00:06:03,146 --> 00:06:04,246 - Okay. 127 00:06:04,347 --> 00:06:07,127 - Events, crowd control, that sort of stuff. 128 00:06:07,227 --> 00:06:09,127 It's a little bit more complicated than that, Jamie. 129 00:06:09,228 --> 00:06:10,608 It's surveillance. As such, 130 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:13,248 it's gathering, close protection. That sort of stuff. 131 00:06:13,348 --> 00:06:16,128 I won't bore you with details, but it's high end stuff. 132 00:06:16,229 --> 00:06:18,609 How about you? - So sorry to interrupt, 133 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:21,430 but would you mind signing a copy of your book for me? 134 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:25,950 - Thanks to you, I am becoming who I always wanted to be. 135 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:28,531 Turns out it's divorced and living in a relationship 136 00:06:28,631 --> 00:06:30,051 with my former therapist. 137 00:06:30,152 --> 00:06:33,112 - That's great. Thank you. 138 00:06:35,033 --> 00:06:36,653 Oh, so embarrassing. 139 00:06:36,753 --> 00:06:39,413 I run a little business. 140 00:06:39,514 --> 00:06:43,734 A few bestselling self help books, speaking tools across 141 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:45,304 the world of minor luxury products. 142 00:06:45,395 --> 00:06:48,695 I guess it's more of a brand than a business. 143 00:06:48,795 --> 00:06:50,215 - That's incredible. 144 00:06:50,316 --> 00:06:52,316 - I've never heard of your stuff. 145 00:06:52,676 --> 00:06:55,336 Probably because it's targeted more towards people who need help. 146 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:58,637 And I'm in a really good space right now. 147 00:07:00,678 --> 00:07:07,438 (Kat laughs) 148 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,040 - At least you've still got that sharp sense of humour, Fran. 149 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,180 Oh, I better go check on the buffet. 150 00:07:15,281 --> 00:07:17,101 I'm head of the organising committee. 151 00:07:17,201 --> 00:07:21,321 Control free alert. - [robot voice] Control freak detected. 152 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,362 - I'll catch you later. 153 00:07:26,683 --> 00:07:27,783 What does she mean, 154 00:07:27,883 --> 00:07:30,283 at least I've still got that sense of humour? 155 00:07:32,804 --> 00:07:36,334 (upbeat music) 156 00:07:37,445 --> 00:07:38,865 (water splash) 157 00:07:38,965 --> 00:07:41,145 - Who are you and what you're doing here? 158 00:07:41,246 --> 00:07:43,666 - I don't know what you mean. I'm here for the reunion. 159 00:07:43,766 --> 00:07:46,006 We were in school together. 160 00:07:46,687 --> 00:07:48,807 (water splashing) 161 00:07:49,407 --> 00:07:50,787 - Listen mate. I've been doing this job 162 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,548 long enough to know exactly what it means when some dodgy 163 00:07:52,648 --> 00:07:54,708 little weirdo approaches us with his hand in his jacket. 164 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,748 Please, I don't know what you're talking about. 165 00:07:56,849 --> 00:07:59,069 Sure you don't I guess you were innocently reaching for 166 00:07:59,169 --> 00:08:01,229 - Business cards. 167 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:03,870 I'm in office supplies now. It's me, 168 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:06,210 it's Robin Sharma. 169 00:08:09,851 --> 00:08:12,311 - Robin, we are so sorry. 170 00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:13,832 - Honestly, don't worry about it. 171 00:08:13,932 --> 00:08:17,792 It's just when you're in private security. It can get a little bit edgy. 172 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:19,313 Itchy trigger fingers. 173 00:08:19,413 --> 00:08:21,753 Oh, literally. Obviously. 174 00:08:21,854 --> 00:08:23,854 - Oh, gosh, that sounds exciting. 175 00:08:24,374 --> 00:08:26,724 I mean, it's not every day you get waterboarded when you sell 176 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:29,015 toner cartridges for a living. 177 00:08:29,855 --> 00:08:32,275 - It's mad, isn't it. You see, it's been so long. 178 00:08:32,376 --> 00:08:34,576 I didn't recognise you at all. 179 00:08:35,896 --> 00:08:38,516 Probably the glasses. Went a bit crazy 180 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:41,317 and treated myself to some laser surgery. 181 00:08:41,418 --> 00:08:44,358 My 50th, it was either that or installing a smart meter. 182 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,558 But I thought no better to have something to really 183 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:48,159 look forward to for your 60th. 184 00:08:48,259 --> 00:08:50,599 - Well, you are looking good, my friend. 185 00:08:50,699 --> 00:08:52,359 - Robin Sharma. 186 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:53,440 Robin Sharma. 187 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:55,880 I used to sit next to you in geography. 188 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,160 - Pretty sure it was chemistry. 189 00:08:57,261 --> 00:08:59,921 - Oh, my bad with Mr. Dunham. 190 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:01,761 - Mr. Dunham was history. 191 00:09:01,862 --> 00:09:04,842 Chemistry was Ms. Bole. 192 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:06,942 Ms. Bole. 193 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:10,223 I always thought it was Ms. Bole. 194 00:09:11,944 --> 00:09:14,324 - Right! Ms. Bole. 195 00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:17,634 She was always very insistent on that. 196 00:09:18,785 --> 00:09:21,565 - She was, yes she was. 197 00:09:21,665 --> 00:09:22,805 Robin Sharma. 198 00:09:22,906 --> 00:09:25,126 It's amazing what you remember from way back. 199 00:09:25,226 --> 00:09:26,566 - Oh, don't get me started. 200 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,746 If these walls could talk. 201 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:32,167 We have some fun, didn't we? 202 00:09:32,268 --> 00:09:37,768 Tell you what, I found some cannabis in my stepson's 203 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,489 bedroom and Fran, 204 00:09:39,589 --> 00:09:42,449 I seem to remember you were partial to wacky 205 00:09:42,550 --> 00:09:47,330 Becky, want to go outside for a cheeky puffer-roni? 206 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:49,710 Come on, schools out. 207 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:55,131 - We better go mingle. - Yeah, of course. 208 00:09:55,232 --> 00:09:57,612 No worries. Catch you in a bit. 209 00:09:57,713 --> 00:09:59,893 - See you in there mate. 210 00:09:59,993 --> 00:10:04,073 (dramatic music) 211 00:10:05,634 --> 00:10:10,344 - Man, I have not thought about Robin Sharma in years. 212 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:14,295 Office supplies? It's crazy what some people end up doing, isn't it? 213 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,536 - Yeah, it's bonkers, isn't it? 214 00:10:16,636 --> 00:10:20,356 (upbeat music) 215 00:10:24,438 --> 00:10:26,098 - Oh, it's Danny Kemp. 216 00:10:26,198 --> 00:10:28,418 - Oh, shit. - I know, and 217 00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:30,379 he's still got it. 218 00:10:30,479 --> 00:10:32,379 Check it 219 00:10:32,479 --> 00:10:35,119 - You're all good. - Wish me luck. 220 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,380 - Listen, I need a signal if you're going back to the van. 221 00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:41,181 Do you want to put a sock on the exhaust or something? 222 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:44,641 The signal will be the van bouncing up and down mate. 223 00:10:45,082 --> 00:10:49,202 (upbeat music) 224 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:54,243 (upbeat music) 225 00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:58,264 - So you still got that little convertible, I seem to 226 00:10:58,364 --> 00:11:00,994 remember the back seat being very comfortable. 227 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:02,185 - Of course I do. 228 00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:04,945 Let me tell you when the roof goes down, 229 00:11:05,046 --> 00:11:07,646 it goes all the way down. 230 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,426 (laughter) 231 00:11:10,527 --> 00:11:12,587 - Listen, it's the first night 232 00:11:12,687 --> 00:11:16,447 I've been able to get away from my kids in six months, fuck off. 233 00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:20,728 (upbeat music) 234 00:11:21,969 --> 00:11:25,849 (upbeat music) 235 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:31,050 - Oliver Piss. - Look at that, it's Oliver Piss 236 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,711 - Oliver Piss. - Oliver Piss. 237 00:11:33,811 --> 00:11:35,871 - Oliver Piss. - Oliver Piss. 238 00:11:35,972 --> 00:11:38,832 - Oliver Piss. - Oliver Piss. 239 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,352 - Oliver Piss. - Oliver Piss. 240 00:11:41,453 --> 00:11:43,733 - Oliver Piss. - Oliver Piss. 241 00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:52,004 - I can't believe I got stuck with Nick Stevens. 242 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:53,515 It's like I get it. 243 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:54,955 Your son's got M.E. 244 00:11:55,056 --> 00:11:56,796 What am I supposed to do about it? 245 00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,476 - Yeah. 246 00:11:58,576 --> 00:12:01,436 Oh my God. Did you see Oliver Piss? 247 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:04,797 - Yes. Please sir, can I piss some more? 248 00:12:04,897 --> 00:12:06,077 (laughter) 249 00:12:06,178 --> 00:12:09,098 - You got a piss a pocket or two. 250 00:12:11,299 --> 00:12:12,799 - I wonder what she does now. 251 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,959 - Who cares? 252 00:12:14,059 --> 00:12:15,319 - If that was all I was remembered for, 253 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,900 I would've been way too embarrassed to show my face. 254 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,400 - Yeah, does she even know how tragic she looks? 255 00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:25,561 - Babe, you've got coke-tache. 256 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,662 - Oh. 257 00:12:29,142 --> 00:12:31,702 (giggling) 258 00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:37,323 ♪ Kung Fu lovin, is gonna tear us apart ♪ 259 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,574 ♪ to a roundhouse kick to my heart ♪ 260 00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:43,345 (upbeat music) 261 00:12:45,505 --> 00:12:49,065 (upbeat music) 262 00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:55,787 (upbeat music) 263 00:12:57,788 --> 00:13:01,108 (upbeat music) 264 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:07,469 (upbeat music) 265 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,870 (music fades) 266 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:16,351 (laughter) 267 00:13:16,992 --> 00:13:19,792 (intense dramatic music) 268 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,792 - It was Ms. Bole. 269 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:36,804 ♪ Girls love girls, girls love girls ♪ 270 00:13:39,356 --> 00:13:41,336 - Jamie, what are you doing all of your own? 271 00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:43,736 I thought you and Fran were joined at the hip. 272 00:13:43,837 --> 00:13:46,257 - There was someone I wanted to dance with, 273 00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:48,417 but it seems like he's already taken. 274 00:13:48,518 --> 00:13:50,378 - It's year nine disco all over again. 275 00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:53,358 Tina Bartrom was always a slut. 276 00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:56,819 I know if I've learned that a thing, Jane. 277 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,979 It so you don't get anywhere by sitting back. 278 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,620 If someone's got something you 279 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,300 want, you need to take control of the situation. 280 00:14:05,401 --> 00:14:07,821 Actually, I've got an idea. 281 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:11,002 (upbeat music) 282 00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:16,723 (Oliver Twist: Consider Yourself plays in the distance) 283 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,725 ♪ Consider yourself, one of us ♪ 284 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:36,766 (dramatic music) 285 00:14:38,368 --> 00:14:40,368 (laughter) 286 00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:45,188 - Hey Robin, what are you doing here? 287 00:14:45,289 --> 00:14:48,589 - I saw you were a bit upset. 288 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:51,070 Just checking you're okay. - Oh no, I'm fine. 289 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,390 Taking a breather. 290 00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:54,110 You know, just hanging out with the old crew. 291 00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:56,751 Too much fun if I'm honest. 292 00:14:56,851 --> 00:15:00,491 Familiar faces and happy memories, 293 00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:02,472 having an amazing time. 294 00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,872 - Alright, well, I'll leave you to it. 295 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:07,013 - No. Come on, sit down. 296 00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:12,294 (slow music plays in the distance) 297 00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:18,915 Come on then, tell old Robin Sharma what's up? 298 00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:21,656 (slow music plays) 299 00:15:22,216 --> 00:15:23,756 - Sorry, do you mind if I butt in? 300 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,517 Seriously, what is your problem? 301 00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:28,477 - Tina, your husband's on the phone in the school office. 302 00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,437 He said he couldn't get through on your mobile. 303 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:34,458 It sounds quite urgent. - One night. That's all I ask for. 304 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:40,599 I don't know if you remember me. - It's Jamie, isn't it? 305 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,320 Of course, I remember you. 306 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:44,680 You're always so bubbly 307 00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:49,381 and if I remember correctly, very naughty. 308 00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:55,022 (slow music plays) 309 00:15:58,503 --> 00:16:00,043 - So why do I listen to these idiots? 310 00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:01,564 You know I am who I am and if 311 00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:04,214 they don't like it, they can just shove it up their ass. 312 00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:05,725 - Exactly. 313 00:16:05,825 --> 00:16:07,945 I mean, at the end of the day we just have to be ourselves. 314 00:16:08,505 --> 00:16:10,825 No point in pretending to be someone we're not. 315 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,287 - Thanks Robin. 316 00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:18,987 (dramatic music) 317 00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:23,448 - What's the matter? Piss yourself again? 318 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,588 - Yeah, nice one. 319 00:16:26,309 --> 00:16:27,329 - There it is. 320 00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:30,369 Nickname hanging around my neck like 321 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,250 a sack of shit for the last 30 years. 322 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,350 - God, yeah, the nickname. 323 00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:38,411 Who cares about that now? - Everyone apparently. 324 00:16:38,511 --> 00:16:40,371 I mean, you're the only one 325 00:16:40,472 --> 00:16:44,392 that hasn't brought it up. Haven't mentioned it once. 326 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:48,092 - I remember how upset you used to get about. 327 00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:50,453 I mean, you wet yourself 328 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:54,374 in a school production of Cats and suddenly you're 329 00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:56,484 Mr. Pisstofolies for life. 330 00:16:58,515 --> 00:17:03,715 - Mr. Pisstofolies. Kids can be so cruel. 331 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,416 - Listen, if you're still offering 332 00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:09,517 I could really handle that spliff. 333 00:17:09,837 --> 00:17:12,917 - Definitely, it's in my car. Parked out front. 334 00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,278 Okay. 335 00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:18,919 (slow music) 336 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,860 - Thanks for listening to all that. 337 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,021 - Anytime. 338 00:17:27,121 --> 00:17:28,861 - We should hang out again. 339 00:17:28,961 --> 00:17:32,101 - Yeah, give me ya number and I'll drop you a line. 340 00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,502 - Yeah, well, you can just look 341 00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:36,882 me up on Facebook under Oliver Piss. 342 00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:41,363 (intense music) 343 00:17:43,124 --> 00:17:45,124 - No, no. 344 00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:49,425 - Hey, 345 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:51,525 you got any coke? 346 00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:57,566 - Ah, ah. Ah. 347 00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:05,567 (upbeat music) 348 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:09,309 - Fran, where ya been? - You need to come with me right now, Jamie. 349 00:18:09,409 --> 00:18:12,469 - Oh, one too many was it? I've got some gum. Keep you from vomming. 350 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,910 - Great, excuse us Kat. - Fran, stealing you away? 351 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,070 It's like school again. 352 00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:18,791 - Yeah. - Bye. 353 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:21,271 - What's up? - Sharma is trying to kill us. 354 00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:22,751 - Sharma? 355 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,072 - Not Sharma, someone pretending to be Sharma. 356 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,992 - Then who's that then? 357 00:18:27,093 --> 00:18:29,473 - Some kind of weird, footy, dumb, pirate meat head. 358 00:18:29,573 --> 00:18:32,713 - I guess he wasn't lying when he said he knew people. 359 00:18:32,814 --> 00:18:38,504 (upbeat music) 360 00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:45,815 (upbeat music) 361 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:55,737 (dramatic music) 362 00:19:01,299 --> 00:19:06,739 (dramatic music) 363 00:19:12,261 --> 00:19:13,841 - Any last words, 364 00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:16,622 Robin Sharma? 365 00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:21,103 (small fire igniting) 366 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:27,504 What is this, fucking Looney Tunes? 367 00:19:27,904 --> 00:19:29,914 (head bashing) 368 00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:34,045 Still got it. 369 00:19:34,146 --> 00:19:36,466 (grunting) 370 00:19:37,266 --> 00:19:38,686 - Well, 371 00:19:38,787 --> 00:19:40,847 my peers might not respect me but at least my brains aren't 372 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,447 splattered over an assortment of netball 373 00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:45,107 bibs and shuttlecocks. Swings and roundabouts. 374 00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:47,288 - Thanks for your help mate. 375 00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:48,688 - Ah, come on. What are friends for? 376 00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:51,449 I stove somebody's head in with a shot put this week. 377 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,849 Next week, you'll be dropped kicking some Nutter 378 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:55,890 down a lift shaft. We are a team. 379 00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:57,730 - Indeed, the old clique of two. Never, 380 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,590 never mess with the funky fresh crew. 381 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,291 Just you and me now. 382 00:20:04,392 --> 00:20:05,612 - Hey, guys. 383 00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:07,572 Fran, are you sure you're okay to drive? 384 00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:09,492 Or did you manage to get most of it out? 385 00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:13,293 - Yeah, I wasn't actually drunk. - Oh right? 386 00:20:13,393 --> 00:20:17,333 Okay, so that's just your normal pallor then? 387 00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:20,764 - Well, I mean, some of us like to keep it natural. 388 00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:27,075 - Jamie, I wanted you to have a copy of my book. 389 00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:31,076 Danny Kemp could be just a start of you becoming. 390 00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:33,617 And I meant what I said about 391 00:20:33,717 --> 00:20:35,257 you crashing at mine for a bit. 392 00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:37,858 Honestly, I'd be delighted to have you. My card is in the book. 393 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,338 - Thanks, Kat. 394 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,439 I'll be in touch. 395 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,740 Oh. 396 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,700 Oh. 397 00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,901 - Sorry, you're moving in with Kat Gateskill? 398 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,301 - When I told her about 399 00:20:54,401 --> 00:20:55,761 my living sitch and she's offered me a room when I look 400 00:20:55,842 --> 00:20:58,622 for a new place, it's really kind of her, right? 401 00:20:58,722 --> 00:20:59,702 Wow. 402 00:20:59,803 --> 00:21:03,163 Look how cool Kat's business card is. 403 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,703 I'll tell you what, I'm going to have some made up. 404 00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:07,504 - Oh no, I think that's a really good idea. 405 00:21:07,604 --> 00:21:08,824 Yeah. Like your name, 406 00:21:08,924 --> 00:21:11,354 phone number, and "I kill people for a living". 407 00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:12,665 - The number's fake, 408 00:21:12,765 --> 00:21:15,585 and when you phone it, you get the talking clock. 409 00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:17,306 - God, you're a genius. 410 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,826 (upbeat music) 411 00:21:19,926 --> 00:21:22,706 So you finally got with Danny Kemp then? 412 00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:26,127 - Yep, 13 years I've been waiting for that. Tongue right in the ear. 413 00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:28,588 - Small victories every day? 414 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,708 ♪ There's a loving in your eyes all the way ♪ 415 00:21:31,809 --> 00:21:36,789 ♪ If I listen to your lies would you say ♪ 416 00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:42,310 ♪ I'm a man without conviction ♪ 417 00:21:42,411 --> 00:21:47,511 ♪ I'm a man who doesn't know ♪ 418 00:21:47,612 --> 00:21:52,672 ♪ How to sell a contradiction ♪ 419 00:21:52,773 --> 00:21:55,153 ♪ You come and go ♪ 420 00:21:55,253 --> 00:21:57,973 ♪ You come and go ♪ 421 00:21:58,974 --> 00:22:03,064 ♪ Karma karma karma karma Karma chameleon ♪