1 00:00:02,124 --> 00:00:03,024 ♪ When you say goodbye ♪ 2 00:00:03,123 --> 00:00:05,103 ♪ Yes, that'll be the day ♪ 3 00:00:05,201 --> 00:00:07,021 ♪ When you make me cry ♪ 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,820 ♪ You say you're gonna leave ♪ 5 00:00:08,919 --> 00:00:10,499 ♪ You know it's a lie ♪ 6 00:00:10,597 --> 00:00:13,497 ♪ 'Cause that'll be the day ♪ 7 00:00:13,595 --> 00:00:14,845 ♪ When I die ♪ 8 00:00:14,954 --> 00:00:18,834 ('50s style rock n' roll music) 9 00:00:21,549 --> 00:00:22,489 - My break's only five minutes, 10 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:24,128 so let's make this quick, yeah? 11 00:00:24,227 --> 00:00:25,127 You're Pauline, right? 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,206 You want someone investigated. 13 00:00:26,305 --> 00:00:28,315 - Sorry, you're Jay? 14 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:29,683 What, are you 16? 15 00:00:29,782 --> 00:00:32,002 - What, you expecting an old guy with a raincoat? 16 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,300 No, this shit's just here so my mum doesn't wonder 17 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:34,599 how I'm affording my Yeezys. 18 00:00:34,698 --> 00:00:36,198 - Right, sorry, I thought I was hiring 19 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:39,037 a professional private investigator. 20 00:00:39,135 --> 00:00:40,025 I'm out. 21 00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:41,034 - Your name's Fran, you're 50, 22 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:42,593 but you tell people you're 49. 23 00:00:42,692 --> 00:00:43,912 You have the same password for everything. 24 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,831 Bonzo22, first pet, I'm assuming, 25 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:49,170 and you have 14,338 points on your Sparks card. 26 00:00:50,606 --> 00:00:52,146 - Bonzo was my first girlfriend, actually. 27 00:00:52,245 --> 00:00:53,575 - (laughs) You had a girlfriend called Bonzo? 28 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:55,684 - It was the '90s! Different times. 29 00:00:56,761 --> 00:00:59,821 This is the mark, Kat Gaitskill. 30 00:00:59,919 --> 00:01:02,299 Fancies herself as some kind of self-help guru. 31 00:01:02,397 --> 00:01:03,937 - This is all I need. 32 00:01:04,035 --> 00:01:06,445 - I need a thorough job, bruv. 33 00:01:06,554 --> 00:01:09,014 I'm telling you, I need some serious dirt on this woman. 34 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:11,372 - Listen, fam, first thing you learn in this game 35 00:01:11,470 --> 00:01:13,170 is everyone's got nasty shit in their closet. 36 00:01:13,268 --> 00:01:14,808 No exceptions. 37 00:01:14,907 --> 00:01:16,687 Whatever it is Kat lady's hiding, I'll find it. 38 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,156 That's why I'm the best in the biz. 39 00:01:18,264 --> 00:01:19,924 - I believe you, bro. 40 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:21,603 - Hey, Jay! 41 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:25,222 One Mungo Mischief, two Smarty Pants, one Nutcase, Pronto! 42 00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:27,158 - Laters. 43 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,257 - Cheers, my mandem. 44 00:01:30,055 --> 00:01:33,345 ♪ 'Cause that'll be the day ♪ 45 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:34,793 ♪ When I die ♪ 46 00:01:34,891 --> 00:01:37,151 (dramatic booming) (gun cocking) 47 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:40,670 (Fran whistling) 48 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,307 - I'm so glad we went with a polyfiber shovel. 49 00:01:43,405 --> 00:01:45,175 I mean, yes, stainless steel is a little bit sexier, 50 00:01:45,283 --> 00:01:47,143 but you know, this one really, really 51 00:01:47,242 --> 00:01:48,142 helps the old back out. 52 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,221 - Fran, are you all right? 53 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,059 - Well, of course I am. 54 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:53,159 Why wouldn't I be? 55 00:01:54,676 --> 00:01:56,846 - This is our last job, end of an era. 56 00:01:56,954 --> 00:02:01,014 I thought you might be, I don't know, upset? 57 00:02:01,111 --> 00:02:02,811 Not that I want that, obviously. 58 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:03,650 - Oh, mate, of course I'm upset. 59 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:04,889 Of course I'm upset. 60 00:02:04,988 --> 00:02:07,008 You know, devastated, but you know, 61 00:02:07,106 --> 00:02:08,086 at the same time, I've been thinking, 62 00:02:08,185 --> 00:02:09,715 and maybe you're right. 63 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:12,004 Maybe it's time for us to do our own thing for awhile. 64 00:02:12,102 --> 00:02:13,042 You know? 65 00:02:13,142 --> 00:02:14,642 We're off on new adventures. 66 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,920 I'm gonna go to Japan, you're gonna work with Kat 67 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:20,118 and to be honest, I'm really excited for us. 68 00:02:20,216 --> 00:02:22,786 - That is good, because I'm really excited for us, too. 69 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:25,474 - Well, then, I'm excited that both of us are excited. 70 00:02:25,572 --> 00:02:27,572 - Definitely. - Yeah! 71 00:02:28,569 --> 00:02:30,509 - And all that stuff you were saying 72 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,148 about Kat's evil plan to steal me away. 73 00:02:33,246 --> 00:02:34,856 - Come on, you know, we were trapped in a coffin. 74 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:36,464 I didn't know what I was saying. 75 00:02:36,563 --> 00:02:39,383 Kat is great and obviously, there were difficulties 76 00:02:39,481 --> 00:02:41,021 at the beginning, I'm not gonna lie, 77 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,540 but you don't get to be best friends immediately. 78 00:02:43,638 --> 00:02:45,978 You like her, and I'm sure I'm gonna like her too. 79 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:48,066 - Yeah. 80 00:02:48,474 --> 00:02:51,414 I think you need to get to know Kat a little bit better. 81 00:02:51,512 --> 00:02:53,012 - You know, you're right. 82 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:57,610 I can't wait to get to know everything about her. (chuckles) 83 00:02:57,707 --> 00:02:59,287 (gentle music) 84 00:02:59,385 --> 00:03:00,955 (door banging) 85 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:02,284 - So let me get this straight. 86 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,683 You want a refund, 'cause you don't think 87 00:03:04,781 --> 00:03:07,561 she cares enough about your feelings? 88 00:03:07,659 --> 00:03:09,519 (chuckles) I sold you Thai bride, mate, 89 00:03:09,617 --> 00:03:11,117 not a therapist. (laughs) 90 00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:15,706 (dramatic whooshing) (typewriter clacking) 91 00:03:15,813 --> 00:03:16,873 Dickhead. 92 00:03:16,972 --> 00:03:19,892 (ethereal music) Oy! 93 00:03:21,528 --> 00:03:22,788 The fuck's going on up there? 94 00:03:22,887 --> 00:03:24,587 I'm the fucking buzz of this shithole. 95 00:03:24,686 --> 00:03:26,776 Now get stuck into my deep tissue 96 00:03:26,884 --> 00:03:28,304 or I'll have you shipped back to Laos 97 00:03:28,403 --> 00:03:30,503 before you can say namaste. 98 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,341 (footsteps creaking) 99 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,380 What the? Oh, fuck! 100 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:37,158 (ethereal music) 101 00:03:42,592 --> 00:03:45,192 (cart rattling) 102 00:03:49,426 --> 00:03:52,636 (Siobhan yelling) 103 00:03:52,744 --> 00:03:55,384 (ethereal music) 104 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:00,878 ♪ Seas ♪ 105 00:04:00,977 --> 00:04:01,837 ♪ Everybody ♪ - Well, that was one 106 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:02,797 of our slicker extractions. 107 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:04,436 - Definitely. 108 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,485 Oh, by the way, great chat on the footwear, chum. 109 00:04:05,574 --> 00:04:07,074 I mean, the grip of those things. 110 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:08,792 - Insane, right? 111 00:04:08,891 --> 00:04:10,911 I know it's taken us awhile, but I really think 112 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:13,189 we've got this whole hitman thing down. 113 00:04:13,288 --> 00:04:14,948 It's so nice to go out on a high. 114 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,266 - Yeah, definitely. 115 00:04:16,365 --> 00:04:18,295 ♪ Some of them want to be abused ♪ 116 00:04:18,404 --> 00:04:19,824 - Ooh, Fran, almost forgot. 117 00:04:19,922 --> 00:04:22,142 I got you a little something. 118 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:24,981 - What? That is so cute! 119 00:04:25,078 --> 00:04:26,338 A little gun earring. 120 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:29,097 Ah, that's gonna go with absolutely everything. 121 00:04:29,195 --> 00:04:30,405 - It's just to say good luck in Japan, 122 00:04:30,514 --> 00:04:32,974 and thanks for the last 20 years. 123 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,932 - And I've got you something. 124 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:38,570 - Fran, I really hope you haven't gone all out, 125 00:04:38,668 --> 00:04:42,008 because honestly, I'll be happy with a voucher for Next, 126 00:04:42,105 --> 00:04:43,835 or a nice bottle of fizz, or a packet 127 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:45,404 of heavy duty rubber gloves. 128 00:04:45,503 --> 00:04:47,483 - Yes, because our friendship is durable, 129 00:04:47,581 --> 00:04:49,641 and also, water resistant. 130 00:04:49,739 --> 00:04:51,399 - Didn't we buy these in the shop this morning? 131 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,038 - Yes, we did. 132 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:54,377 Full disclosure, didn't know we were doing presents. 133 00:04:54,456 --> 00:04:55,636 I will buy you a drink at Kat's do. 134 00:04:55,735 --> 00:04:57,545 - It's a free bar, but thanks. 135 00:04:57,653 --> 00:05:00,553 I'm so chuffed you're coming to the soft launch. 136 00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:02,711 Kat made me promise to bring you. 137 00:05:02,809 --> 00:05:05,629 - Can we please stop referring to it as a soft launch? 138 00:05:05,727 --> 00:05:06,647 - That's what it's called when you throw 139 00:05:06,726 --> 00:05:08,226 a party for a new book. 140 00:05:08,325 --> 00:05:10,735 I'm gonna have to get used to all this new lingo. 141 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,343 - Yeah, well, it just makes me think of a guy 142 00:05:12,441 --> 00:05:14,541 in Timberlands firing a party balloon off his cock. 143 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,860 (device beeps) It's all right, I got it. 144 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,939 There we go. 145 00:05:18,037 --> 00:05:19,217 It's from Jay. 146 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:20,456 Got important info for you. 147 00:05:20,555 --> 00:05:22,125 Will call you ASAP. 148 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,094 What's that all about? 149 00:05:23,193 --> 00:05:25,253 - Oh, just some Japan admin. 150 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:26,891 Jay is Mr. V's assistant. 151 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:28,030 I'm flying really early in the morning. 152 00:05:28,109 --> 00:05:29,489 So he's helping me out. 153 00:05:29,588 --> 00:05:30,448 So where are we gonna do this? 154 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:31,887 The canal, the old favourite? 155 00:05:31,986 --> 00:05:34,276 - Canal? Mate, this is our last hit. 156 00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:36,924 Don't we wanna go out with a bit more pizazz? 157 00:05:37,022 --> 00:05:37,882 - [Fran] All right, go on, then. 158 00:05:37,982 --> 00:05:39,282 - Ooh, how 'bout the hospital? 159 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,280 - No, I don't like the new incinerator. 160 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:42,519 There's something about that crank shaft 161 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:43,478 that's a little bit stiff. 162 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,037 - Ooh, a little bit stiff? 163 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,966 A little bit stiff? - Yes, I did, I got that. 164 00:05:49,053 --> 00:05:50,593 - Oh, hang on, Fran. 165 00:05:50,692 --> 00:05:52,752 I've got the perfect place. 166 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:55,710 ♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪ 167 00:05:55,808 --> 00:05:58,948 ♪ Sweet dreams are made of these ♪ 168 00:05:59,045 --> 00:06:02,655 ♪ Who am I to disagree ♪ 169 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,142 ♪ I traveled the world ♪ 170 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:06,581 ♪ And the seven seas ♪ 171 00:06:06,679 --> 00:06:10,819 ♪ Everybody's looking for something ♪ 172 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:12,606 ♪ Sweet dreams ♪ (door banging) 173 00:06:12,714 --> 00:06:14,894 - (chuckles) Still not ringing any bells? 174 00:06:14,993 --> 00:06:15,773 - Mm. 175 00:06:15,872 --> 00:06:17,872 - You'll kick yourself. 176 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:19,210 - God this is- 177 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:20,529 - Where we did our first hit. 178 00:06:20,628 --> 00:06:21,528 - [Both] The guy with the glasses. 179 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:22,407 - Yes. - Nice lad. 180 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,687 - Such a sweetie. 181 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,475 - God, do you remember the nerves, Fran? 182 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:27,884 - God, we were so scared. 183 00:06:27,982 --> 00:06:29,762 We couldn't even hold our guns straight. 184 00:06:29,861 --> 00:06:31,361 I mean, no wonder he got away. 185 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,360 - If only those two plonkers could see us now. 186 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,318 (door bangs) 187 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:37,737 (bright adventure music) 188 00:06:40,173 --> 00:06:42,173 - Nothing's changed. 189 00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:44,551 Is there anything in that bag she can use? 190 00:06:44,649 --> 00:06:45,629 - I don't think so. 191 00:06:45,729 --> 00:06:49,049 (bright adventure music) 192 00:06:51,684 --> 00:06:53,724 - Yes! (chuckles) 193 00:06:55,561 --> 00:06:57,061 ♪ Thunder in my chest ♪ 194 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,540 ♪ Mm, stick in my throat ♪ 195 00:06:58,639 --> 00:06:59,899 - So what did we do when the guy 196 00:06:59,997 --> 00:07:01,777 with glasses got away? ♪ Pulling me down ♪ 197 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:02,696 ♪ Like a rumble in the ground ♪ 198 00:07:02,795 --> 00:07:04,365 - Hmm. 199 00:07:04,474 --> 00:07:05,634 Didn't we find him with his legs stuck in a drain? 200 00:07:05,713 --> 00:07:07,213 - Oh, yeah. Ooh, I've broken my ankle. 201 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:08,572 - I think you've got bigger problems 202 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:11,531 than that, mate. (laughs) 203 00:07:11,628 --> 00:07:13,628 (metallic clanging) Fuck! 204 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:15,726 - Okay, there might've been a spare gun in that bag. 205 00:07:15,825 --> 00:07:16,995 - Oh, you think? (bangs) 206 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,044 ♪ Big bomb body ♪ 207 00:07:19,143 --> 00:07:21,123 ♪ Lonely neck ♪ 208 00:07:21,221 --> 00:07:23,001 ♪ Swear it was a woman ♪ - Get in here! 209 00:07:23,099 --> 00:07:25,079 - God, that was close. ♪ That he had in his grip ♪ 210 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,398 - Weirdly, I am gonna miss this. 211 00:07:26,497 --> 00:07:27,957 ♪ Big vibrations, yeah ♪ 212 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,586 ♪ Just one glance ♪ 213 00:07:29,694 --> 00:07:31,674 ♪ He's gonna blow my mind ♪ 214 00:07:31,773 --> 00:07:33,033 ♪ He's gonna make me wanna ♪ 215 00:07:33,132 --> 00:07:34,512 ♪ Make me wanna, oh ♪ 216 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:36,350 ♪ Johnny got a boom boom ♪ 217 00:07:36,449 --> 00:07:37,949 ♪ Johnny got a bam ♪ 218 00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:40,788 ♪ He got a ♪ (gunshots blasting) 219 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:43,656 - Oy! How 'bout you let me go? 220 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,823 - Uh, well, this is our final job together, 221 00:07:45,922 --> 00:07:47,102 so it's sort of sentimental value, 222 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,201 and can't put a price on that. 223 00:07:50,198 --> 00:07:52,198 - 100 grand? - 100 grand? 224 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:54,176 - No! 225 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:58,945 - Plus, I'll throw in two lifetime spa passes. 226 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:01,610 - Complimentary skin care products. 227 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:02,929 - I ain't made of money. 228 00:08:03,028 --> 00:08:04,328 - We're prepared to compromise. 229 00:08:04,427 --> 00:08:06,287 - No, it's a hard no. 230 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:11,216 (gunshots blasting) (upbeat punk rock music) 231 00:08:12,221 --> 00:08:13,481 You can run, but you can't hide. 232 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,580 - Well, she can hide. - Yeah, thank you. 233 00:08:17,337 --> 00:08:20,357 (upbeat punk rock music) 234 00:08:20,455 --> 00:08:22,865 ♪ You got a reaction ♪ (gunshots blasting) 235 00:08:22,973 --> 00:08:24,153 - Flank her. 236 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:26,792 ♪ You got a reaction didn't, you ♪ 237 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:30,390 ♪ You took a white orchid ♪ 238 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:33,187 ♪ You took a white orchid turned it blue ♪ 239 00:08:33,285 --> 00:08:36,535 ♪ Something better than nothing ♪ 240 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:39,622 ♪ Something better than nothing, it's giving up ♪ 241 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,780 ♪ We all need to do something ♪ 242 00:08:42,877 --> 00:08:45,977 ♪ Try and keep the truth from showing up ♪ 243 00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:49,725 ♪ Away ♪ (upbeat music) 244 00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:51,832 - Why are you doing a wanking sign? 245 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:55,969 ♪ Get behind me ♪ (phone rings) 246 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:57,887 - Ooh, Jay. ♪ Get behind me now, anyway ♪ 247 00:08:57,985 --> 00:08:59,075 - Give it to me, fam. 248 00:08:59,184 --> 00:08:59,964 What's Kat into? 249 00:09:00,064 --> 00:09:01,884 Is it weird sex stuff? 250 00:09:01,982 --> 00:09:02,842 Money laundering or- - Listen. 251 00:09:02,941 --> 00:09:04,881 I've never had this before. 252 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,440 - You're ruining our last job. 253 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:07,519 (gunshot blasts) 254 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:08,598 - What was that? - It's nothing. 255 00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:09,957 It's weird sex stuff, isn't it? 256 00:09:10,056 --> 00:09:11,676 Please tell me it's weird sex stuff. 257 00:09:11,775 --> 00:09:13,425 - There's nothing. 258 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:14,993 - What do you mean, nothing? 259 00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:16,272 - I mean, she's literally got nothing on her. 260 00:09:16,371 --> 00:09:17,951 She's whiter than mountain biking, bruv. 261 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:19,870 This Kat lady doesn't have a parking ticket to her name. 262 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:21,788 - Yeah, you need to keep digging, okay? 263 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,427 - I've looked at everything, trust me. 264 00:09:23,525 --> 00:09:25,135 There's a handful of not so very profitable companies 265 00:09:25,244 --> 00:09:26,464 alongside the self-help business, 266 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:28,863 but nothing that's even close to dirt. 267 00:09:28,961 --> 00:09:30,181 I'll send you through my file in a bit, 268 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,620 but I doubt there's anything you can use. 269 00:09:31,719 --> 00:09:33,339 I'm sorry, yeah? 270 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:34,378 Oi! 271 00:09:34,477 --> 00:09:36,477 Do not make me bar you, bro. 272 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:38,205 (dramatic adventure music) 273 00:09:38,314 --> 00:09:41,694 (gunshots blasting) 274 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,471 (dramatic music) 275 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,522 - Where's the other Muppet? 276 00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:55,801 (Fran clears throat) 277 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,160 - Hello, Siobhan. 278 00:09:57,259 --> 00:10:00,519 (dramatic music) 279 00:10:00,616 --> 00:10:02,716 - This is it? I can't believe it. 280 00:10:02,815 --> 00:10:04,465 It's our final hit. 281 00:10:04,573 --> 00:10:05,713 - Guess so. 282 00:10:05,812 --> 00:10:08,712 (Siobhan whimpers) 283 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:09,910 This isn't right, Jamie, I'm sorry. 284 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,909 I've not been honest with you. 285 00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:14,827 I feel shit about all this, I do. 286 00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:17,855 I feel angry and I feel jealous. 287 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:20,403 I have these crazy thoughts in my head about Kat, 288 00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:23,459 and I think it's just been easier for me 289 00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:25,138 to blame somebody else than accept the fact 290 00:10:25,237 --> 00:10:27,777 that you and I doing everything together 291 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,865 all the time just had to come to an end. 292 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,853 - I'm so glad you said something, mate. 293 00:10:32,951 --> 00:10:34,731 To be honest, I've been kind of bummed out 294 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:36,830 you seemed so fine with it. 295 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:40,767 I've been putting on a bit of a show today, too. 296 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:42,715 I'm gagging it. 297 00:10:42,823 --> 00:10:45,283 What am I gonna do without you to fall back on? 298 00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:48,141 What if I'm really, really bad at the new job? 299 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:50,678 Maybe I should just come to Japan. 300 00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:52,877 - No, because you're gonna smash it. 301 00:10:52,975 --> 00:10:54,965 I know you are, I know it. 302 00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:57,194 Kat is so lucky to have you. 303 00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,992 Plus you need a break from boring old Professor Snape here. 304 00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:02,349 - Hang on. 305 00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:03,668 Was he the beardy guy that kept inviting kids 306 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,307 back to his cottage? 307 00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:07,736 - No, mate, that's Hagrid, and he's more of a handyman 308 00:11:07,844 --> 00:11:10,344 than a professor, but it doesn't matter. 309 00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:11,942 Let it go. 310 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,901 - It really says a lot that after all this time, 311 00:11:13,999 --> 00:11:16,039 we can still be so honest with each other. 312 00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:23,585 (heartfelt orchestral music) ("At Last") 313 00:11:24,911 --> 00:11:27,731 - Come on, you. Let's go to Kat's party. 314 00:11:27,828 --> 00:11:28,608 - Soft launch. 315 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,788 - Don't say soft launch. 316 00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:33,635 God, I completely forgot. 317 00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:34,884 (gunshot blasts) (wound squelches) 318 00:11:34,983 --> 00:11:36,403 Well remembered. 319 00:11:36,501 --> 00:11:38,721 - Ooh, now, what are you gonna wear to Kat's do? 320 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,760 ♪ At last ♪ 321 00:11:41,857 --> 00:11:45,707 (dramatic banging) (gun cocking) 322 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:48,794 (dramatic banging) (gun cocking) 323 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:53,772 ♪ Blue skies smiling at me ♪ 324 00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:57,187 ♪ Nothing but blue skies ♪ 325 00:11:57,285 --> 00:11:59,475 ♪ Do I see ♪ 326 00:12:01,362 --> 00:12:02,982 ♪ Bluebirds ♪ - I keep forgetting 327 00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:04,781 how ridiculously big Kat's place is. 328 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:06,419 - I know, right? 329 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,458 There are rooms in here even I haven't been in. 330 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,966 (door clicking) 331 00:12:11,074 --> 00:12:12,734 I haven't even given hedge maze a try yet. 332 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,093 - Hedge maze? 333 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,372 Who does she think she is, Anne Boleyn? 334 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:19,410 - Who'd have thought my flat being demolished 335 00:12:19,508 --> 00:12:22,248 would turn out to be kinda great? 336 00:12:22,346 --> 00:12:24,516 Must be all the positive karma I'm putting out in the world. 337 00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:25,764 - Hi, guys. 338 00:12:25,863 --> 00:12:26,843 Hello. 339 00:12:26,942 --> 00:12:29,082 Thank you for coming. 340 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,760 Aw. 341 00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:34,839 Jamie, you look amazing. 342 00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:35,956 - Yay! 343 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,385 Sorry we're late. 344 00:12:37,494 --> 00:12:39,434 The job took a bit longer than expected. 345 00:12:39,532 --> 00:12:41,312 - Yeah, well, last day you're working together, 346 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,671 lots of emotions, I imagine. 347 00:12:43,769 --> 00:12:45,309 Fran, Japan? 348 00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:47,408 I think they'll really get you over there. 349 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,195 Jamie, there's some people I'd like you to meet. 350 00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:51,744 Fran, there's a free bar. 351 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,543 So feel free to get stuck in. 352 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:55,341 No spirits, I'm afraid, but I'm sure 353 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,680 they could dig something out if you're really desperate. 354 00:13:02,434 --> 00:13:04,434 - There's no seafood in this, is there? 355 00:13:05,392 --> 00:13:06,732 - No. 356 00:13:06,831 --> 00:13:08,831 - Hmm. 357 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:14,507 (group laughing) 358 00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:23,159 - So how do you know Kat? 359 00:13:23,258 --> 00:13:24,558 You work in publishing or? 360 00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:26,117 - Oh, no. 361 00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,476 But it's an interesting story. 362 00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:28,785 We were at school together- 363 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,894 - Sorry, I've seen someone I know. 364 00:13:34,409 --> 00:13:36,789 (man spitting) 365 00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:41,637 - The waitress said there wasn't any seafood in it. (vomits) 366 00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:45,343 (light music) 367 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:49,601 (people chattering in the distance) 368 00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:58,493 (gentle music) 369 00:13:58,591 --> 00:14:00,591 - Oh, please. 370 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,547 (muffled jazzy music) 371 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:27,230 (pages rustling) 372 00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:28,428 - [Jamie] What you doing hiding in here? 373 00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,147 - Bloody hell, Jamie, you scared me. 374 00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,096 - Come on, I'll introduce you to Kat's friends. 375 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,144 - Oh, no, I'm fine, honestly. 376 00:14:34,243 --> 00:14:36,423 I'm old enough to have met everybody I need to in my life. 377 00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:38,181 - You'll love them, I promise you. 378 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,220 - Ah, that's what you said about Magic Mike Live, 379 00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,858 and then I ended up with some guy's balls 380 00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:43,537 on my shoulder for an hour and a half. 381 00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:46,065 (light music) 382 00:14:51,989 --> 00:14:54,029 - Ah, Jamie, there you are. 383 00:14:55,106 --> 00:14:57,106 - Hi. 384 00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:01,084 - Sorry, everyone, this is Fran, 385 00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:03,582 Jamie's colleague, former colleague. 386 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:11,145 I'm wanted. 387 00:15:11,254 --> 00:15:13,254 Jamie, come with me. 388 00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:20,568 - Whoo, gosh, it is so hot. 389 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,784 (glass clinking) 390 00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:28,742 - Ladies and gents, two words. 391 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,900 Kat Gaitskill. 392 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,178 Come inside, everybody. 393 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,897 (heels clacking) 394 00:15:34,995 --> 00:15:36,985 - Yeah, yeah, bye. 395 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,592 I've got two words. 396 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,690 - Wow. 397 00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:45,288 Wow. 398 00:15:45,387 --> 00:15:47,967 Thank you, thank you so much for coming 399 00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:52,475 to the soft launch of my new book, "I Am in Control." 400 00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:55,801 (crowd claps) 401 00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:57,879 Thank you, thank you. 402 00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:00,917 I don't suppose the turnout has anything whatsoever 403 00:16:01,015 --> 00:16:02,825 to do with the free food. (laughs) 404 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,453 (crowd laughs) 405 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:11,070 No, but seriously, my success means nothing 406 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,347 without the people I love. 407 00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:14,975 - [Crowd] Aww. 408 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:19,484 - And I feel so lucky for my success and for my talent, 409 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:24,259 for my lovely home, sure, but most of all, 410 00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:28,247 I feel lucky because the universe has finally blessed me 411 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,474 with the only thing that really matters, 412 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,831 a friendship that I know will last forever. 413 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:41,057 My roomie, my confidant, my new colleague, Jamie. 414 00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:43,803 Come on, come up here, Jamie. 415 00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:44,761 (crowd claps) (phone beeping) 416 00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:45,581 Come up here, come on, Jamie. 417 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,440 Come on. 418 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,919 Don't be shy. 419 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:50,517 Jamie, everyone. 420 00:16:50,616 --> 00:16:51,596 Okay. 421 00:16:51,695 --> 00:16:54,925 So, no, not up, just there. 422 00:16:56,691 --> 00:16:57,431 (water trickling) 423 00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:58,751 - No fucking way. 424 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,310 - So I would like to propose a toast. 425 00:17:01,408 --> 00:17:02,828 - Ooh, um, sorry, excuse me. 426 00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:04,187 Oop, sorry. 427 00:17:04,285 --> 00:17:06,295 I'd like to propose a little toast myself, 428 00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:08,144 if that's okay, Kat. 429 00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:09,942 Hmm? 430 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:11,621 - Yeah, sure. 431 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,420 - I think we all know that Kat is being rather modest. 432 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:17,737 Luck has absolutely nothing to do with her success. 433 00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:20,245 No, everything she's achieved she's done 434 00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:23,153 through a mixture of hard work and dedication, 435 00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,570 and careful planning. 436 00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:27,568 - Here, here. 437 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,667 - Thank you, you're very kind. 438 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,955 - The same, of course, true 439 00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:34,724 for Kat's friendship with Jamie, right? 440 00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,002 Was it luck, for example, 441 00:17:36,101 --> 00:17:38,121 that brought Jamie back into Kat's life? 442 00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:41,919 Or was it the fact that Kat owns the company 443 00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:44,006 that bulldozed Jamie's flat? 444 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,071 I was expecting a bit of a gasp or something there, guys, 445 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,830 if I'm honest. 446 00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,148 - Fran, what are you talking about? 447 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:54,827 - It's true. 448 00:17:54,926 --> 00:17:56,586 Kat own the company that made you homeless, Jamie. 449 00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:58,135 Bit of a coincidence, yeah? 450 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,903 It all adds up. Just think about it. 451 00:18:00,002 --> 00:18:01,502 You know, she gets you out of your gaffe, 452 00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,541 she invites you into her swanky new mansion 453 00:18:03,639 --> 00:18:05,339 so you can buddy up to you, and hey, oh, 454 00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:08,378 I'm out in the cold like a hooling great bellend. 455 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:09,685 - How do you know all this? 456 00:18:09,794 --> 00:18:11,494 - Because I hired a private investigator. 457 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:14,213 (crowd gasps) - What? That gets a gasp? 458 00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:15,051 Really? 459 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:16,410 - You did what? 460 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,169 - I was worried about you, Jamie. 461 00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:20,008 Who knows what Kat's really up to. 462 00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:21,886 You know, it's like that German bloke 463 00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:24,275 who befriended that other bloke and then invited him round 464 00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:25,683 and paid him to eat his own dick. 465 00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:26,582 That actually happened, by the way. 466 00:18:26,661 --> 00:18:28,481 You can look that up. 467 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,880 That's not the same as this, obviously. 468 00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,839 That, it's different, but you get my point, 469 00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:35,037 which is she's been lying this whole time. 470 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,545 - Jamie, it's true. 471 00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:39,913 A company I own did acquire your building 472 00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:43,291 and demolish it, but I had no idea you lived there. 473 00:18:44,647 --> 00:18:46,547 And as soon as I found out at the reunion, 474 00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:49,216 I did everything I could to try and make it better. 475 00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:51,863 But I should've been totally honest with you, 476 00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:55,541 and the fact that I wasn't, I will regret 477 00:18:55,638 --> 00:18:57,638 until the day I die. 478 00:18:58,316 --> 00:19:00,316 I'm so sorry. 479 00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:03,634 Can you forgive me? 480 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,110 - Come on. 481 00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:10,209 - What? 482 00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:11,487 - [Crowd] Aw. 483 00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,126 - Wow. 484 00:19:13,225 --> 00:19:15,475 You think you know everything about emotional growth, 485 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,843 and then, hmm. 486 00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:19,281 - She admitted it. 487 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,240 Did you hear that? 488 00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:21,079 She admitted everything. 489 00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:22,399 She admitted she lied. 490 00:19:22,498 --> 00:19:23,678 I know she did some lovely things 491 00:19:23,777 --> 00:19:25,237 to cover it all up and blah, blah, blah, 492 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:28,825 but a lie is a lie forever, ladies and gentlemen. 493 00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:30,932 - I think you should go, Fran. 494 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:33,690 - Jamie. 495 00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:46,421 (footsteps shuffling) 496 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,519 - You okay? (cardboard stand banging) 497 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:54,885 Ooh, I think someone hit the free bar too hard. (laughs) 498 00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:57,712 (crowd chuckles) 499 00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:01,529 (door banging) 500 00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:04,347 (birds chirping) 501 00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,243 - Oh, God, I'm going, I'm promise, I'm going. 502 00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:12,402 - Fran, I've come out here to ask you to stay. 503 00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:15,238 This is all just a silly misunderstanding. 504 00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:17,466 - I accused you of cannibalism. 505 00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:20,194 - Yeah, okay, that was kinda crazy, 506 00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:21,992 but I totally get it. 507 00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:24,551 You're worried about Jamie, but honestly, 508 00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:26,109 you've done me a huge favour. 509 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,548 I've been feeling so guilty about Jamie's flat, 510 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:33,456 and now I feel like a huge weight's been lifted. 511 00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:35,582 Come on, Fran, you're going away tomorrow. 512 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,680 Do you really want to leave things like this? 513 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,798 (soft rock music) 514 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,513 (door banging) 515 00:20:53,506 --> 00:20:55,006 (crowd chattering) 516 00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:56,635 - I thought the party was out here. 517 00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:59,204 - Poor thing wanted to be on her own. 518 00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:01,302 She's downstairs in my meditation studio. 519 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,120 ♪ I should've told you ♪ 520 00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:07,477 ♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪ 521 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:09,425 ♪ Careful what you wish for ♪ 522 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:10,834 ♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪ 523 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:15,213 - Nearly there. ♪ I know who you are ♪ 524 00:21:17,927 --> 00:21:21,347 - Ah, bloody thing's on the blink again. 525 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,915 ♪ How you came to be, yeah ♪ 526 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:32,260 ♪ Ooh ♪ (lock beeping) 527 00:21:32,356 --> 00:21:35,806 - Jamie, I've got someone here to see you. 528 00:21:35,913 --> 00:21:37,453 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - Jamie? 529 00:21:37,552 --> 00:21:39,552 Jamie, I just came to say sorry, mate. 530 00:21:41,189 --> 00:21:42,529 Jamie? 531 00:21:42,628 --> 00:21:44,248 (tense music) 532 00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:47,067 (dramatic music) 533 00:21:49,263 --> 00:21:51,663 (eerie music) 534 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,836 (object smacking) (Fran thudding) 535 00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:03,425 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 536 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:07,232 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 537 00:22:07,329 --> 00:22:09,909 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 538 00:22:10,007 --> 00:22:11,827 ♪ But you must try ♪ 539 00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,575 ♪ Try and try ♪ 540 00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:16,504 ♪ Try and try ♪ 541 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:21,102 ♪ You succeed at last ♪ 542 00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:24,578 ♪ Mm, hmm, hmm ♪ 543 00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:26,205 ♪ Ooh yeah ♪ 544 00:22:26,314 --> 00:22:29,654 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 545 00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:32,911 ♪ You can get it if your really want ♪