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OK. Now that we've finished
clamping our stool

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and the glue is set,
let's move on to our table top.

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We're gonna show you how to
do a dado head cut move today.

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Now, a dado is just a carpenter's
term for a groove cut into wood.

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And if you use the word "dado," your
wife will think you're intelligent.

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- Right, Al?
- I'm not married, Tim.

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Well, if you use it in a conversation,
you know, maybe you'll get lucky.

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For cutting that dado,
we're gonna be using something

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- that looks a lot like this.
- Here you go, Tim.

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Whoo!

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Thank you.

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This is the Binford Mach Three
Super Plunge Router.

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Oh, a thing of beauty, isn't it?
Three horsepower motor,

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variable electronic speed control
and an adjustable depth-stop system.

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When using a router, you wanna
use a real steady hand.

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You might wanna use the guide arm
so it doesn't get away from you.

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You don't always have to use
the guide arm if you have a steady hand.

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- If you want a straight line, Tim.
- I've been doing this for years, all right?

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- Just hold the table, all right?
- OK.

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Start our cut.
Set your depth gauge and get going.

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Perfect, AI.
Just... does a good job of scrolling.

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While AI cleans up
this deliberate mess of mine,

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I'd like to welcome a new
family member to Tool Time.

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Alpena, Michigan. Cold in the winter...

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Pretty cold in the summer too, isn't it?

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Kidding around with you.
It's channel 97 there on your cable box.

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And I'd like to give the folks
up there in Alpena, AI -

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AI, there, you are - a Tool Time greeting.
What do you say, AI?

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<i>Come on, guys.</i>

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Well, I'll tell ya...
That's about all for Tool Time today.

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I'm Tim the "Tool Man" Taylor hoping...
hoping that all your fasteners stay tight.

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See you next time.

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- Good show, AI. Good show.
- Yeah. Right, Tim.

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You know, I'm installing
a satellite dish this Saturday.

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You mean the one we used
on the show last week?

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They almost gave it to me, demo cost.
Cost me nothing, man.

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I'm happy for you, Tim.

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I was kinda hoping you could stop by
Saturday, maybe have lunch

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- and help me put it up.
- Oh, gee.

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Well, I was kinda hoping
to have the weekend alone.

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- Kind of a private man time.
- Al?

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- Oh, good, AI.
- Yeah.

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What time did you say
you wanted to come over tomorrow

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and help me put up my bookshelves?

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Oh... How about 9:00?

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That's perfect. I'll see you then.
Bye, Tim.

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See you, Lis.

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Kinda that private man time, huh?

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Well, she's a co-worker, Tim.
I think of her as a man.

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That's why you're still single, Al.

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OK, once we get that satellite dish
put up on the roof there,

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run that co-ax cable
down the wall there, Mark.

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Run it through the house,
attach it to that TV set

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and we are equipped to get 200 stations.

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- 200 stations?
- Yeah.

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Great. Now it's gonna take 45 minutes

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for you to find out there's
nothing on you wanna watch.

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Yeah.

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Hey! Can you smell that?

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That's diesel fuel fumes.
That's a turbo diesel.

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That's 16 speeds. Tandem axle.
That's a delivery truck.

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- You can smell all that?
- I sure can. Come on, help me out.

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Go out on that front porch and see if
that delivery truck's on the way,

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'cause I think our satellite dish is
coming. Let me know when it's in.

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Oh, great. You're a lifesaver.

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No, no, no. Today is fine -
come right over.

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Thank you so much.
I really appreciate this. OK. Bye-bye.

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- Who was that?
- Rondall.

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Rondall?

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Yeah. You know, the teacher from
that job search seminar I've been taking.

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- Why is he coming over here?
- Last Monday after class,

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we were having coffee, and he said
that anybody who needed help...

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Time out. Flag that play.

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- You had coffee with Rondall?
- Yeah.

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You didn't tell me about this coffee.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
It was cream, two sugars.

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Was it coffee?
Or coffee and dancing?

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Uh...

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Tim, don't be silly. It was a few of us
went out for coffee after class...

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Oh, safety in numbers thing.

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And Rondall said that if
anybody needed any extra help,

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that we should give him a call.

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So you sprinted right over
to the phone and called him?

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Yes. He's gonna help me

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get my resume in order
for that job interview I have Monday.

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Giving up his whole day Saturday. That
guy must have a pretty understanding wife.

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He's not married.

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How'd you find that out?
During coffee?

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No, while we were dancing.

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- That's good.
- Tim, what is the matter with you?

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- Don't you trust me?
- No, it's not trust. I'm just...

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I'm just not sure that a man would give up
all day Saturday for a woman

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unless he wanted something in return.

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Tim, he's just a good guy.
He's helping me out.

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Don't I recall you telling me that he was

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this big, strapping, cute,
big, hunk kinda guy?

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- You know I never said that.
- Is he kinda cute?

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I don't know.
Some people would say so.

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Cuter than me?

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Some people would say so.

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Whoa!

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- Hey, this is cool!
- Excellent.

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Yeah. That's true parabolic shape
for super-efficient reflectivity, men.

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- Mr. Taylor, will you sign this, please?
- Sure, man.

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Oh, my God. This thing is huge!

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How are you ever gonna
get that up on the roof?

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That's why I have that pulley ratchet
system setup up there.

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Whoa, you're gonna put this up yourself?

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, right.

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Tim, what do you actually know
about installing a satellite dish?

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It's simple.

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Mount it, point it straight up.
Any man can do that.

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Yeah, but...

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but it has to stay up longer
than ten seconds.

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Ah, that must be Rondall.

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Oh, boys, look.
It's the dancing coffee drinker.

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Hey, hey.

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Tim, this interview is
really important to me,

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and this guy's gonna help me.
Please behave.

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I promise <i>I will</i> be a perfect gentleman
the entire time he's here.

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- How does this thing work, Dad?
- Well, use your imagination, if you will.

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You look up there, there are
satellites orbiting the planet,

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sucking up information
from every corner of the globe

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and spitting it back down here
in this parabolic dish.

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Now, this is very dangerous, though...
satellite dishes.

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'Cause they have a pulse
of their own and if you...

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if you don't watch out,
they can suck you into them.

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Tim? Tim?

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Tim, this is Rondall Kittleman.
Rondall, this is my husband Tim.

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- Hi.
- Tim.

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And these are my boys.
That's Randy, Mark and Brad.

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- Hi, guys.
- I was, uh, was just showing the kids

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how scientific these...
We just got this.

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- Oh, really? It's a beauty.
- Help me, Dad! It's sucking me in!

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- No, it's not. No, it's not.
- Aah!

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No, I don't know
where they get these ideas.

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Come on, you guys, get outta here.

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Mommy, look. I got a splinter.

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Oh, honey. Well, let's go get
the tweezers and we'll get that out.

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Will you excuse me?
Just a minute.

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Now, honey, hope you realize
I'm gonna have to use the needle.

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No!

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- So, Jill's told me a lot about you, Ron.
- Rondall. It's Ron... dall.

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Great name.

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- You know, you look familiar. I...
- Well, you've probably seen me on TV.

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I got my own home improvement show.
Jill told you about it.

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No, she didn't mention it.

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Oh, no. Right, right.
Wait a minute, of course.

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That's why you look familiar.
You got that little tool show on the cable.

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Well, you know, we don't look at it as
little because we pick up a lot of cities.

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- We just got Alpena.
- Oh, yeah? Really?

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<i>Both sets'?</i>

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Sorry. Just kidding you there, pal.

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- That's pretty funny, Rondall.
- Oh, um...

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Do that thing you do on the show.

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That barking sound. That...

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Uh, it's really not barking.
It's more like a simian grunt.

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Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever.
It's very funny. Very funny show.

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- You're very funny on it.
- It's not all fun and games.

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It's a home improvement show.
Basically what we do...

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Well, yeah, but you're very funny on it.

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I mean, not like the other guy on the show.
The guy who knows everything.

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AI. Al's my assistant.
He assists me.

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I think I got everything ready.
Do you want to get started?

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Sure.

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I'd like to help you guys, but I'm gonna
finish up that satellite stuff.

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- Can I take your coat?
- Oh, thank you.

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Your husband's putting up
a satellite dish, huh?

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- Yeah. This afternoon.
- Uh-huh.

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- I hope you have some help.
- Don't need any help, Bondo.

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- No, I'm gonna do it all by myself.
- Tim, maybe you should call AI,

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'cause, you know, he really
knows about all that stuff.

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- Al is my assistant. He assists me.
- Yeah, I think you should listen to Jill.

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You know, when I had mine put in,
I had a couple of guys

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from Global View Satellites install it.

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- Did ya?
- Mm-hmm.

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That must have cost
you a pretty penny, huh?

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You know, it was worth it
when you consider that

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the installation requires
a precise calculation

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of the declination angle of the dish
in relation to the equator.

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Yeah.

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The slightest deviation and the dish
is useless. Of course, you know that.

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It goes without saying.

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Tim, call AI.

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AI is busy today.

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Of course, the important thing right now is
that you just get that dish up on the roof.

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No problemo, Rondanello.

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- Wilson? Wilson, you back there?
- Right here, good neighbor.

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I was wondering, when you watch my show
Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?

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Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim.
I've never seen the show.

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- You've never seen my show?
- No, no, no.

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- But I don't have a television.
- Everybody's got a TV.

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Not me. I just use my imagination.

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Watch the pictures inside my mind.

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Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?

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Not really, Tim. There's always déja vu.

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Right.

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Tim, I got the feeling you got something
more on your mind than television.

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00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:13,861
Oh, not really, Wilson. It's just Jill is
working on her résumé with this guy,

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a know-it-all type.
He's trying to impress her.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And that worries you?

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I'm not jealous. You know,
I'm the least jealous guy on Earth, really.

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Curious thing about jealousy.
Usually it stems from insecurity.

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There's no insecurity here.
I can tell you that.

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However much I'm not jealous,
I'm twice as much not insecure.

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Well, you should be secure, Tim.
You've got what every man dreams of.

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Yeah. A satellite dish.

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No, Tim. Three strapping boys,
a nice home, a loving wife.

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You're so right, you know.

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Jill and I share so many great things -

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memories, great food - we love eating,
you know - laughter.

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Nobody makes her laugh like I do.

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What's so funny?
What are you laughing at?

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Oh, it's nothing.
It's nothing at all. Really.

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Oh, come on.
We always laugh around here.

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- Come on. What's so funny?
- Well, OK.

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There's a woman in our <i>class</i>
that was always asking questions...

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- No, honey, that's not the funny part.
- Oh. Of course not.

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So, anyway... this one day Rondall
asked if there are any questions,

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and the woman stands up
and forgets what she's gonna say.

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00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,772
Oh, it's really... I
told you it's not funny.

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Hm. I guess you had to be there.

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00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,103
Yeah.

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00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,580
I got to make some measurements
for this cable.

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- So you guys just pretend like I'm not here.
- OK, OK.

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Now, listen. About this interview...
I was gonna wear this blue suit

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with a plain white blouse.
Now, is that just too blah?

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No, I like white.
It's simple, but it's classic.

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<i>It shows you're not</i> a slave <i>to trends.</i>

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- Yes? What was that, Tim?
- Huh?

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Oh, uh... nothing.
I was thinking about that joke.

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"She didn't know what to say."

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It just took me a while.

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So, anyway, Randall, this jacket
has really big shoulder pads.

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So should I take them out?
Because, you know, you hear about

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how wide shoulders make your neck
look small and geeky.

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No, no, no, no. Wide shoulders
show that you bear responsibility.

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Maybe we should just, you know,
get back to the resume.

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OK. Um, I brought samples over...
which I left in the car.

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- I'll go get them. Be right back.
- Oh, OK.

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Tim, what was this?

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I was shoveling manure.

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You're not buying this crock?

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I love this stuff.
Shoulder pads show strength and motion.

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- And colors just brighten your life.
- I know. I know.

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It sounds really stupid.
But the guy is a professional.

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He knows what he's doing.
Now, what is the matter with you?

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What's the matter with me is I'm seeing
a guy in my house hitting on my wife.

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- What?
- Oh, come on.

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Don't be so naive.
You see what's happening here?

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No.

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Guy's over here on Saturday,
drinking coffee, making you laugh.

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Oh, God. You're right.

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How could I miss something so obvious?

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He's obviously just a great big
walking hormone.

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You laugh. You make jokes.
I can smell testosterone right here.

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Oh, and just a wee bit of estrogen
thrown in, huh?

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- Tim!
- Look at this.

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- Look.
- Tim, get out of there.

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- That is his personal property.
- Look at this. Breath mints, cigarettes.

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Huh. Now I've got it.

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This is before.

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This is after.

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There may be a very good reason
for him to have breath mints.

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I mean, Rondall may just have bad breath.

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Actually, I don't.

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Oh!

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Oh, Rondall.
You know, I'm sorry... It's just...

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you know how sometimes when
people smoke, they have bad breath...

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Would you please excuse me for a
minute, please? I want to talk to Tim.

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Tim, I haven't worked
in a really long time.

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I'm really nervous about this interview
that I have Monday.

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- This guy is trying to help me.
- This guy would be helping himself

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to you if I wasn't here.
He'd have his hands all over you.

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No chance of that. You haven't left us
alone for more than ten minutes.

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- Is that what you want? Ten minutes?
- I just wanna finish my résumé.

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All right. Excuse me.

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I'll be up on the roof,
completely out of sight.

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You won't even hear me the rest of the day.
I can't hear a thing.

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I'll be up there all by myself.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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I am so sorry for all the interruptions.

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That's OK, but maybe we could do this
another time.

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Oh, but my interview at the Duncan
Phillips Agency is on Monday.

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Oh, OK. Well, then,
let's finish your résumé.

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- We're almost done anyhow.
- Thank you.

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What time is
your appointment on Monday?

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It's 2:00.

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Uh, why don't you and I
have lunch together?

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Are you saying, uh, lunch,
just you and me? Just the two of us?

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No, of course not, no. I'm a good friend
of the VP of sales over there,

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and I thought maybe you could
join us before the interview.

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Oh, great! Great. That...

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That just would be a tremendous help.

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Now, um, when you put down
your educational information,

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make sure... You know, I'm sorry.

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I forgot my friend won't be back
from Cleveland on Monday.

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- Oh.
- Uhh...

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but you and I could still get together.

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No, wait. You mean that we're
back to you and I alone together?

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Mm-hmm.

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Jill, you know your husband's hanging
from the roof, spying on us.

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No, no, he's not spying on us.
No, he's just hanging upside down.

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Um, he does that all the time...
to check things.

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- I think he has a problem with me.
- No. He really likes you.

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- Does he?
- Yeah.

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I think he's a little bit
uncomfortable with me.

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And I think it's because he's
sensing what I've been sensing.

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- Which is what?
- Well, you have been sending out signals.

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Signals? What signals?

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Well, you asked me out
for coffee after class.

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Oh, no, no, no. No!
That was just...

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There were four of us. You were
just across... way across the table.

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Yeah, but, you know, every time
I turn around from the blackboard

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I see you staring into my eyes.

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No, that's just paying attention.
That's a good thing.

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I don't know why you're fighting it, Jill.

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There's obviously something
happening between us.

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I mean, I feel it. You feel it.
It's chemistry.

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00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,451
No, I flunked chemistry.

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Jill... you're playing hard to get.
I love that.

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No. No, I'm playing "no get."
I am a "no get" woman.

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I'm a happy, married, "no get" woman,
with a wonderful husband.

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There's Mr. Wonderful now.

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- Honey, are you all right?
- Just testing the safety line on this, honey.

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Rondall, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

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Oh, oh, that's good. That's good.

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You're pretending to throw me out
because your husband can see us.

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No, I'm really throwing you out.

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I think you should speak a little louder,
you know, so he can hear you.

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Here's you coat. There's the door.

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That's a good touch with the jacket.
I like that.

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- Look, Rondall, you want a signal?
- Uh-huh.

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Here is your signal.

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Wait a minute, I'm confused.
Does that mean we're not having lunch?

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Get out!

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- Jill! Come on out here, please.
- Tim! Tim, I don't believe it.

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I am so embarrassed.
I feel like such a fool.

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- Could you untangle that rope?
- You were right.

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That slime came on to me.
He wanted me to have lunch with him.

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Get him out here.
Come on out here.

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- No, no. I took care of it. I threw him out.
- Good for you.

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- He said I was sending him signals.
- Jill, could you just untie this knot?

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- I would never send a signals.
- I know you wouldn't, Jill.

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00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,558
But we could just talk about this another
time. My legs are really numb.

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I am so sorry. I just never realized...

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You know, I'm a married woman.
I got three kids.

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You're a beautiful,
intelligent, sexy woman.

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And he'd be a fool not to hit on you.

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00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:21,612
Oh, Tim. You're so sweet.

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00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,817
- Could you cut me down, please?
- No. I like you like this.

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00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:37,124
All right, settle in.
200 channels of family entertainment.

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00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:41,337
Seen it. Seen it. Seen that.

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00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:44,135
Seen it. Seen it. Seen it.

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00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,742
Will you slow down?
Just let me have that thing.

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00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,744
- OK, what's that?
- Sumo wrestling from Japan.

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00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:54,374
Seen it.

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00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,819
Oh, now, that's better. Opera.

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<i>Ooph!</i>