1 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,184 Boys, finish your breakfast. Hurry up and brush your teeth. 2 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,721 If you miss that bus, you're gonna be in big, big trouble. 3 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:23,523 Trouble already? Guys, pace yourselves. You've got all day to be evil. 4 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,621 You don't wanna peak too soon. 5 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:29,098 - Give the old man a kiss goodbye. - Did you brush? 6 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,157 Front and back. 7 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,570 Oh, honey, honey, you're gonna have to move my car, 'cause I'm blocking you. 8 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,707 Why don't you just park in your side of the driveway? 9 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,436 Bikes. 10 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:41,911 - I'll leave these in your car. - OK, bye! 11 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,845 Bye. 12 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,239 - Mom? - Yeah? 13 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,786 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 14 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,187 Do you think I have girls' hands? 15 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,815 What? 16 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:59,387 Jason Loomis says I have hands like his sister, only smaller. 17 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,126 That is ridiculous. Look at these hands... 18 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,192 They're strong, well-defined. 19 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:12,039 With these hands, you could be a painter or a surgeon, a concert pianist... 20 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,671 A football player, karate champ, lumberjack, test pilot... 21 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,546 Thanks, Mom. 22 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,916 Brad, Mark, bus is here! 23 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,147 Move it! 24 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,212 - Kiss. - Bye, Mom. 25 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,656 Bye. Kiss. 26 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,160 - Bye, Mom. - Love ya! 27 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:32,218 Love you too. 28 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:38,100 - Tim, you're still here? - Oh, yeah. 29 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:43,669 How long has the oil light been on, Jill? 30 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,808 - Oil light... - The oil light. 31 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,813 Next to the speedometer. A little red light with an oil can on it. 32 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,439 Oh, that thing. I don't know, two or three days. 33 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,711 Two or three days?! 34 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,947 It's a warning light. Didn't it occur to you there might be a little problem? 35 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,923 I thought if there was a problem with the car, 36 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:04,485 that the light would get brighter or there would be a buzzer. 37 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,058 A buzzer? 38 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,194 It's a car, not a game show. 39 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:17,507 - Tim, the car is running fine. - It used to be running fine. 40 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,602 Inside of a car is an internal combustion engine, 41 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:24,012 composed of many precision parts running at a high RPM. 42 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:27,813 High RPM produces friction. Friction produces heat. 43 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:31,378 Heat is dissipated by lubrication - oil! 44 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,350 When the car didn't get the oil that it needs, 45 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:38,055 it tends to seize up into a rock. 46 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,896 Are you saying the car's not running? 47 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:48,904 We now own a 4,000 pound, four-door boulder. 48 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:55,012 - You mean I can't drive it? - Not unless you're Wilma Flintstone. 49 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:59,079 OK, Tim, I've cut the molding to the proper length, 50 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:02,176 - and by using our Miter Box here... - It's no good. 51 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:06,349 - It's a very good cut, Tim. - Not talking about the cutter - the Miter. 52 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,655 Something's bugging me, man. I gotta get it off my chest. 53 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:14,893 We don't normally do this, but I wanna talk to ya all about respect. 54 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:19,302 Respect for the machines that power our lives. 55 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:23,501 Yeah. I know this guy that found out his wife's been driving the car for three days 56 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,100 with the oil light on. 57 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,643 No respect - none! 58 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:31,704 My wife, she... Not, not my wife... 59 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,877 This guy's wife... 60 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:41,790 - didn't even think about that engine. - I hear ya, man. 61 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,192 You know what I'm talking about? 62 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,526 My wife's the same way. 63 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,794 Really? 64 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:52,826 Come on down here. Get this guy down here. Come on! 65 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,271 Nice to meet ya. 66 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,970 - Love your show. - Thanks. 67 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,810 - What's your name? - Jim. My friends call me Jimbo. 68 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,349 I'm... 69 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:10,019 I'm Tim. You can call me Timbo. 70 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:14,187 - So, what's on your mind, Jimbo? - Well, Timbo... 71 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,818 - I work construction... - Yeah... 72 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,361 - But I... - Hey, wait a minute. Hold that. 73 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,456 Sit down here for a minute. 74 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:25,936 Grab a stool here. Plant it and tell me what's on your mind there, buddy. 75 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,233 - But I'm really into woodworking. - Great. 76 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:31,764 I do a lot of carving and I just bought myself a serious set of chisels. 77 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:37,042 Probably like the Binford 600 series. You used them last week, AI. 78 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,283 Anyway, uh... 79 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:47,590 The other day, I come home and there's my wife out in the garage... 80 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,651 Where she doesn't belong. 81 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:59,798 And she's... she's prying the lid off 82 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,430 a gallon can of paint with my three-inch screw chisel. 83 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,771 Oh, jeez. 84 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,769 And they wonder why we die first. 85 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:14,008 Can I say something, Tim? 86 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,552 Shop floor's open, buddy. 87 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:19,454 - Pardon me. - Oh, heck, we hooked a big one. 88 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,219 Excuse me. 89 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,724 - Hey! - Name's Kyle. 90 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,596 Hi, Kyle. Timbo... Jimbo. 91 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,225 - Jimbo. - Hey, Kyle. 92 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,292 Hey, sit down. What's on your mind? 93 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:38,206 Well, Tim, I enjoy gardening. I like to grow my own vegetables. 94 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,371 Well... 95 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:48,308 Can't be all vegetables, man. 96 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:55,724 Looks like you socked a couple dozen doughnuts away or something. 97 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,592 You know it, Tim. Love my doughnuts. 98 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:03,964 Anyway, my wife uses my good gardening tools and she leaves them in the yard. 99 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:07,800 Tim, every tool I own has suffered some degree of rust damage. 100 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,641 If your wife was here right now, what would you say to her? 101 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:14,439 I don't know... 102 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,377 I'd probably say... 103 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,007 Ginger... 104 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:28,348 when you don't respect my tools, you don't respect me. 105 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,587 So, stop it! 106 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,895 I wish I could say something like that to my wife. 107 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,405 She's got 100 bottles in the shower. 108 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,170 Yeah, conditioners and shampoos and rinses. 109 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:49,373 - What does she need all that stuff for? - Yeah! 110 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,544 - That's nothing, my wife... - Ginger. 111 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:57,486 My wife has these two and three-quarter inch press-on-nails. 112 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:59,921 While I'm at home watching Circus of the Stars, 113 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:04,724 I hear this tapping. I look over at the wife. She's tapping with her fingernail 114 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,594 on the front of her teeth. Drives me nuts! 115 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,394 You think that's bad, my wife does a thing in the shower... 116 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:13,494 Wait a minute, I can top you both. My wife drools in her sleep. 117 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,561 Disgusting! 118 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,699 I'm not talking about a little puddle, I'm talking about, 119 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,801 hook up the hose - let's water the lawn. 120 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:25,439 "Man the lifeboats, she's drooling!" 121 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,076 Get in! ♪ She's drooling, drooling... 122 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,710 ♪ Drooling down the river. 123 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:32,585 ♪ Drooling, drooling drooling down the river... 124 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,147 - Tim. - What is it, Al? 125 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:35,214 Come on, join in. ♪ Drooling... 126 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,625 We only have a few minutes left, Tim. 127 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,687 AI, we're having an important discussion here. 128 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:43,097 About drool, Tim? 129 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:48,237 Wouldn't expect you to understand. You're not married. 130 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,171 Enough about your love life, AI. 131 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,109 Let's get some work. You guys wanna help me out? 132 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:53,871 - Great! Sure. - All right! 133 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,742 - We're gonna watch Dad's show. - OK. 134 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,316 When I hear this tapping... 135 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,751 Hey, Mom, who's that guy? 136 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,583 I don't know. Do you have the right channel? 137 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:07,147 Here, give me the thing. 138 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,318 - Yeah, there's Dad. - Oh... 139 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,827 Well, what is he up to now? 140 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:14,797 Wait, wait, wait, I've got you both beat. My wife drools in her sleep. 141 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,563 Uh, boys, I think you should go upstairs and play. 142 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,437 - We wanna watch Dad's show. - I said out! 143 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,115 - Tim? - Uh! I know what you're gonna say. 144 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:40,214 I've already decided I'm not gonna say another word about the oil light. 145 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:44,159 You made a mistake, anybody can make a mistake and I forgive you. 146 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:48,494 "She's drooling, she's drooling, she's drooling down the river..." 147 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,437 You saw the show, huh? 148 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,597 Tim, how could you do that? 149 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,403 You and I joke about it all the time. We laugh about... 150 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:01,445 No, you and I joke about it all the time in the privacy of our bedroom, 151 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,945 not on television. 152 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:06,142 What, you have rocks in your head? Don't you think? 153 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,775 Let's talk about who doesn't think for a minute. 154 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,945 Who drove around for two days with the oil light on? 155 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,922 Wait, I thought you said you weren't going to bring up the oil light? 156 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:17,052 With those rocks in my head, sometimes I don't know what I'm saying. 157 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:22,566 Look, my mistake involved a car. Your mistake involved a human being. Me! 158 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,067 There's a big difference here. 159 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,502 Of course I don't expect you to understand that, since you're completely insensitive. 160 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,265 Insensitive? 161 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:31,900 You didn't even think about how I would feel. 162 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,138 Why... I didn't tell them everything. 163 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,012 Everything? 164 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,850 You know when you roll on your side, you gurgle. 165 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,420 What, are you saving that for the Christmas special? 166 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,450 No. 167 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,568 - Mommy, I'm worried. - About what, honey? 168 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:05,803 If you drool and sleep on your back, won't you drown? 169 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,146 No, honey. 170 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:22,351 Thank you for your concern. Eat a carrot. 171 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,088 Randy! 172 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,826 It's all over school about what Jason Loomis said about your girl hands. 173 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,697 - Oh, no. - But I stood up for you. 174 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:32,997 Good for you, Brad. 175 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,596 And I got you a little something to make you feel better. 176 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:36,969 What is it? 177 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,499 Passion Pink fingernail polish. 178 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,910 - You meanie! - Brad Taylor! 179 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,404 Hi. 180 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,907 What are you doing? 181 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,354 I was thinking about what you said in the garage about that drool thing - 182 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,411 and you were right. 183 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:56,927 I overstepped my bounds and I was really insensitive. 184 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:02,996 You notice I paused there... In case you want to say "I forgive you, Tim," 185 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,863 it would fit right here. 186 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,862 Or not. 187 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,307 Come on, Jill, are you ever gonna talk to me again? 188 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,810 I just want to know one thing. 189 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:18,405 What does my drooling have to do with home improvement? 190 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,317 Well, no one likes to live in a damp house. 191 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,052 Wrong answer. 192 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:34,531 What does my drooling have to do with home improvement? 193 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,358 Nothing. 194 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,871 So you just got up and said, "Oh, what a beautiful morning, 195 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,998 I think I'll humiliate my wife today." 196 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,543 I was just telling stories on the show with these guys 197 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,909 and I brought up the oil light and we seize the motor... 198 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,470 Wait a minute, wait a minute... 199 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,743 You told them about the oil light? 200 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,217 Uh-oh. 201 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,319 - Why did you do that? - I don't know. 202 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,688 Why did you go on TV and humiliate me? 203 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,455 I don't know. 204 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,960 I've got a good idea. 205 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:10,033 Why don't you just change the name of your show from Tool Time 206 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,126 to My Stupid Wife! 207 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,339 - Hi, Wilson. - Hi-ho, Tim. 208 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,241 Another glorious autumn afternoon. 209 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,308 Boy, it sure is. 210 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,616 - You're burning leaves. - Occasionally I like to throw a handful 211 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,180 on the old BBQ and just... 212 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,954 sniff. Try to remember the old days. 213 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,792 I got a little problem. Can I ask you a question, Wilson? 214 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,492 Ball is in your court, Tim. Wail away. 215 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,665 I said something real stupid. I embarrassed Jill on my TV show. 216 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,831 Hmm, why did you do that, Tim? 217 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,842 I don't know. I was talking with the other guys 218 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,242 and we were sharing silly stories about our wives, 219 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,748 and I had a great one about Jill and it just came out. 220 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,841 Tim, it sounds to me like you're a victim 221 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:05,286 of the hierarchical structure of male conversation. 222 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,784 Hi... har... harical... 223 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,024 How do you spell that? 224 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:17,499 Let's just say one-upmanship. 225 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:24,805 See, Tim, men's relationships are based on status and power. 226 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,007 Men feel compelled to out-do each other. 227 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,310 If one man tells a story about his wife, 228 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,817 the next man feels he's got to tell an even better story. 229 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,252 That was exactly what happened. 230 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:41,849 I got caught up in that... h-hi-hiarchal thing. 231 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,224 Happens all the time, Tim. 232 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,593 I don't want it to happen. How do you make it stop? 233 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:51,533 Well, Tim, men have to learn to compete less and listen more. 234 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:55,538 We have to learn to start sharing our feelings. 235 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,039 Hey, yeah! 236 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,842 Thank you all! Thank you. 237 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,403 A lot of people have said to me, "I saw the show the other day 238 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,211 with all the guy talk. What was that all about?" 239 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,378 Mostly it was about getting in trouble with our wives. 240 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,650 No kiddin'. Ginger's living with her mother. 241 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:16,056 On today's show, we're gonna see if we can straighten things out. 242 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:20,154 - AI, I got a seat for ya. - No, thank you, Tim. 243 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,066 Well, Tool Time is more than just home improvement, 244 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,763 it's male improvement. 245 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,466 An improved male is more sensitive to his wife. 246 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,940 How do we get sensitive? 247 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:35,137 By digging deep down in our emotions and sharing our feelings with others. 248 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,339 You guys up to it? 249 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:43,385 I thought we were gonna get to use the tools. 250 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,648 Not today, Jimbo. 251 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,716 What are you feeling? 252 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:54,322 Well, I guess I'm feeling confused. I was looking forward to using the tools. 253 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,224 Any other feelings? 254 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,529 I'm feeling... hungry. 255 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:02,037 Hey! Good? That gives us a good feeling there, Kyle. 256 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,870 How about you, what are you feeling? 257 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:09,811 I was feeling fine until Jimbo here said he was feeling hungry. 258 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,078 Now I'm feeling hungry. 259 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,943 And that makes me mad. 260 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,880 Why is that? 261 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:24,689 Because I want a big ol' piece of pork, 262 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,596 and my doctor said it's too fatty! 263 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,929 What the hell did I have that bypass for anyway?! 264 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,900 - Hey! Seattle down, man. - I want some pork, damn it! 265 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,870 All right, all right, all right! 266 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:41,836 Let's steer clear of the meat products for a minute. 267 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,744 Let's talk about real emotion. 268 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,840 Crying. 269 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,441 When was the last time you cried? 270 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,216 Jim? 271 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:55,815 You mean cried-cried or cried because something heavy fell on you? 272 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,293 - Once I dropped this spinet piano on my... - No, no, no, no. 273 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:03,561 I need an emotional experience. A deep one that we can share with all of us. 274 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:08,901 Well... now that I think of it, there was one time when I almost cried. 275 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,398 Let it go, man. 276 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,537 It was 1968... 277 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,549 - The Tigers won the World Series. - Oh, man! 278 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,218 It was like six home runs. 279 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,312 Whoa, talk about emotions. Talk about emotions. 280 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,220 '84 they took the Padres, remember that? 281 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,987 No comparison! I'm talking '68, when baseball was baseball. 282 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,255 - You got that right, man. - Yeah. 283 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,990 Tiger Stadium used to serve up a great pork sausage. 284 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,363 Yes, I know. 285 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:40,302 I tell you, now you go out there... for $1.85 what do you get? 286 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,238 - I know what you're talkin'. - A hot dog. 287 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,003 Two bites and it's gone, huh? 288 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,067 I mean, you gotta burp to find out what it tastes like. 289 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,704 Yeah! 290 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,009 Oh! 291 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,349 Oh, good night, nurse, I'm spent. 292 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,609 Oh! 293 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,383 Uh, Tim? 294 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,550 You wanna get back to work. 295 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,856 No, Tim, I was thinking about what you said the other day, 296 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,662 about how I wouldn't understand what you were talking about until I was married. 297 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,300 - So? - Made me feel like I was desperate, 298 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:15,531 like I would never be able to find someone who'd marry me. 299 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,733 I didn't... that's not... That's not what I meant. 300 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:21,539 Well, I just wanted you to know that it really hurt me. 301 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,311 Hey, hey, hey...! AI just shared a feeling. 302 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,380 Yeah, that's-that's all... 303 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,186 Why don't we get to that Circuit Saw now? 304 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,420 I mean, well, you have a wife and a family. 305 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,793 You have no idea what it's like coming home 306 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,162 to an empty one-bedroom apartment every night. 307 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,066 AI, you've got a great-looking apartment. I've been there, it's nice. 308 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:49,595 Well, I just think you wouldn't kid me so much if you knew, 309 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,199 well, just how very, very lonely I am. 310 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,786 - I'm going back to my seat. - No kidding. 311 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,615 AI, hey, buddy... 312 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,832 It's male improvement. And the improved male 313 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,266 is sensitive to his wife's needs. 314 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,700 And how do we get sensitive? 315 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,398 By reaching down deep, getting in touch with our emotions 316 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,998 and sharing our feelings with others. 317 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,207 Yeah! 318 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:37,484 - Yeah, you did it, Dad! - You got the car running. Excellent! 319 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,022 Yeah! 320 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,579 - Hoo! - Yeah! 321 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,829 Master mechanic triumphs. 322 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,691 Dad did an awesome job, didn't he, Mom? 323 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,928 Yeah... yeah... he really did. 324 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,402 Boys, why don't you go wash up before dinner. 325 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,632 OK. 326 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,282 So you, uh, 327 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,842 put a lot of work into that car? 328 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,216 Not really. 329 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,882 Just had to remove the damaged short block. 330 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,119 Pull all the damaged parts out. Got a new short block. 331 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,127 Had it milled and bored for me. 332 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:22,063 New piston rings, connecting rods, main bearings, oil pump, fuel pump, 333 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,863 water pump, upper motor, polish and port the heads, 334 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:30,566 A new canooter valve, rewired it, add more... 335 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:34,600 Add a little more power, but that's about it, hon 336 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:40,212 I didn't realize that... that little oil light could be such a big problem. 337 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,775 It's just a car, honey. 338 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,078 It's not a human being. 339 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:52,186 It's not like the human being I love more than anything else in the world. 340 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:58,391 You know why I like tools? Because they fix things. 341 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:02,997 Tear down a motor, see the problem, it's right there - boom, it's fixed. 342 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,406 I wish I could fix things between us that easily. 343 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,108 Is that an apology? 344 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:15,082 I don't think I can apologize enough for the things I do. 345 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:20,847 All I can offer is a lifetime... of groveling at your feet. 346 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,817 That'd be a start. 347 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:28,661 I promise in the future, I will always put oil in the car. 348 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,564 And I'll say nice things about your hair. 349 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,832 - While groveling? - You bet. 350 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:44,744 I'm... I'm prepared to offer cash gifts. 351 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,957 - Al. - Tim. 352 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,195 So? 353 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,431 So. 354 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:17,410 Hey, that's a nice-looking shirt. Is it brand-new? 355 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,582 No, it's an old one. 356 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:29,988 Well, it looks really good on you. 357 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,598 Thanks. 358 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:45,699 Hey, maybe some girl will see you in that shirt and want to marry you. 359 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:52,474 Thanks, Tim, I appreciate that.