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Boys, finish your breakfast.
Hurry up and brush your teeth.
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If you miss that bus,
you're gonna be in big, big trouble.
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Trouble already? Guys, pace yourselves.
You've got all day to be evil.
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You don't wanna peak too soon.
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- Give the old man a kiss goodbye.
- Did you brush?
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Front and back.
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Oh, honey, honey, you're gonna have to
move my car, 'cause I'm blocking you.
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Why don't you just park
in your side of the driveway?
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Bikes.
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- I'll leave these in your car.
- OK, bye!
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Bye.
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- Mom?
- Yeah?
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
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Do you think I have girls' hands?
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What?
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Jason Loomis says I have hands
like his sister, only smaller.
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That is ridiculous.
Look at these hands...
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They're strong, well-defined.
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With these hands, you could be a painter
or a surgeon, a concert pianist...
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A football player, karate champ,
lumberjack, test pilot...
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Thanks, Mom.
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Brad, Mark, bus is here!
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Move it!
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- Kiss.
- Bye, Mom.
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Bye. Kiss.
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- Bye, Mom.
- Love ya!
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Love you too.
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- Tim, you're still here?
- Oh, yeah.
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How long has the oil light been on, Jill?
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- Oil light...
- The oil light.
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Next to the speedometer.
A little red light with an oil can on it.
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Oh, that thing.
I don't know, two or three days.
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Two or three days?!
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It's a warning light. Didn't it occur
to you there might be a little problem?
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I thought if there was a problem
with the car,
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that the light would get brighter
or there would be a buzzer.
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A buzzer?
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It's a car, not a game show.
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- Tim, the car is running fine.
- It used to be running fine.
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Inside of a car
is an internal combustion engine,
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composed of many precision parts
running at a high RPM.
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High RPM produces friction.
Friction produces heat.
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Heat is dissipated by lubrication - oil!
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When the car didn't get the oil
that it needs,
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it tends to seize up into a rock.
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Are you saying the car's not running?
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We now own a 4,000 pound,
four-door boulder.
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- You mean I can't drive it?
- Not unless you're Wilma Flintstone.
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OK, Tim, I've cut the molding
to the proper length,
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- and by using our Miter Box here...
- It's no good.
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- It's a very good cut, Tim.
- Not talking about the cutter - the Miter.
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Something's bugging me, man.
I gotta get it off my chest.
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We don't normally do this,
but I wanna talk to ya all about respect.
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Respect for the machines
that power our lives.
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Yeah. I know this guy that found out his
wife's been driving the car for three days
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with the oil light on.
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No respect - none!
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My wife, she...
Not, not my wife...
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This guy's wife...
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- didn't even think about that engine.
- I hear ya, man.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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My wife's the same way.
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Really?
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Come on down here.
Get this guy down here. Come on!
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Nice to meet ya.
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- Love your show.
- Thanks.
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- What's your name?
- Jim. My friends call me Jimbo.
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I'm...
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I'm Tim. You can call me Timbo.
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- So, what's on your mind, Jimbo?
- Well, Timbo...
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- I work construction...
- Yeah...
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- But I...
- Hey, wait a minute. Hold that.
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Sit down here for a minute.
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Grab a stool here. Plant it and tell me
what's on your mind there, buddy.
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- But I'm really into woodworking.
- Great.
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I do a lot of carving and I just bought
myself a serious set of chisels.
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Probably like the Binford 600 series.
You used them last week, AI.
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Anyway, uh...
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The other day, I come home
and there's my wife out in the garage...
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Where she doesn't belong.
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And she's... she's prying the lid off
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a gallon can of paint
with my three-inch screw chisel.
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Oh, jeez.
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And they wonder why we die first.
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Can I say something, Tim?
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Shop floor's open, buddy.
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- Pardon me.
- Oh, heck, we hooked a big one.
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Excuse me.
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- Hey!
- Name's Kyle.
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Hi, Kyle. Timbo... Jimbo.
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- Jimbo.
- Hey, Kyle.
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Hey, sit down.
What's on your mind?
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Well, Tim, I enjoy gardening.
I like to grow my own vegetables.
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Well...
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Can't be all vegetables, man.
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Looks like you socked a couple dozen
doughnuts away or something.
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You know it, Tim.
Love my doughnuts.
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Anyway, my wife uses my good gardening
tools and she leaves them in the yard.
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Tim, every tool I own
has suffered some degree of rust damage.
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If your wife was here right now,
what would you say to her?
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I don't know...
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I'd probably say...
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Ginger...
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when you don't respect my tools,
you don't respect me.
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So, stop it!
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I wish I could say something like that
to my wife.
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She's got 100 bottles in the shower.
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Yeah, conditioners
and shampoos and rinses.
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- What does she need all that stuff for?
- Yeah!
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- That's nothing, my wife...
- Ginger.
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My wife has these two
and three-quarter inch press-on-nails.
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While I'm at home watching
Circus of the Stars,
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I hear this tapping. I look over at
the wife. She's tapping with her fingernail
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on the front of her teeth.
Drives me nuts!
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You think that's bad,
my wife does a thing in the shower...
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Wait a minute, I can top you both.
My wife drools in her sleep.
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Disgusting!
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I'm not talking about a little puddle,
I'm talking about,
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hook up the hose - let's water the lawn.
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"Man the lifeboats, she's drooling!"
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Get in!
♪ She's drooling, drooling...
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♪ Drooling down the river.
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♪ Drooling, drooling
drooling down the river...
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- Tim.
- What is it, Al?
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Come on, join in. ♪ Drooling...
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We only have a few minutes left, Tim.
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AI, we're having
an important discussion here.
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About drool, Tim?
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Wouldn't expect you to understand.
You're not married.
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Enough about your love life, AI.
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Let's get some work.
You guys wanna help me out?
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- Great! Sure.
- All right!
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- We're gonna watch Dad's show.
- OK.
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When I hear this tapping...
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Hey, Mom, who's that guy?
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I don't know.
Do you have the right channel?
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Here, give me the thing.
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- Yeah, there's Dad.
- Oh...
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Well, what is he up to now?
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Wait, wait, wait, I've got you both beat.
My wife drools in her sleep.
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Uh, boys, I think you should
go upstairs and play.
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- We wanna watch Dad's show.
- I said out!
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- Tim?
- Uh! I know what you're gonna say.
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I've already decided I'm not gonna say
another word about the oil light.
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You made a mistake, anybody can
make a mistake and I forgive you.
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"She's drooling, she's drooling,
she's drooling down the river..."
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You saw the show, huh?
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Tim, how could you do that?
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You and I joke about it all the time.
We laugh about...
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No, you and I joke about it all the time
in the privacy of our bedroom,
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not on television.
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What, you have rocks in your head?
Don't you think?
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Let's talk about who doesn't think
for a minute.
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Who drove around for two days
with the oil light on?
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Wait, I thought you said you weren't
going to bring up the oil light?
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With those rocks in my head,
sometimes I don't know what I'm saying.
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Look, my mistake involved a car.
Your mistake involved a human being. Me!
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There's a big difference here.
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Of course I don't expect you to understand
that, since you're completely insensitive.
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Insensitive?
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You didn't even think
about how I would feel.
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Why... I didn't tell them everything.
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Everything?
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You know when you roll on your side,
you gurgle.
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What, are you saving that
for the Christmas special?
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No.
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- Mommy, I'm worried.
- About what, honey?
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If you drool and sleep on your back,
won't you drown?
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No, honey.
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Thank you for your concern.
Eat a carrot.
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Randy!
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It's all over school about what
Jason Loomis said about your girl hands.
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- Oh, no.
- But I stood up for you.
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Good for you, Brad.
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And I got you a little something
to make you feel better.
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What is it?
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Passion Pink fingernail polish.
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- You meanie!
- Brad Taylor!
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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I was thinking about what you said
in the garage about that drool thing -
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and you were right.
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I overstepped my bounds
and I was really insensitive.
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You notice I paused there... In case
you want to say "I forgive you, Tim,"
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it would fit right here.
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Or not.
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Come on, Jill,
are you ever gonna talk to me again?
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I just want to know one thing.
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What does my drooling have to do
with home improvement?
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Well, no one likes to live in a damp house.
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Wrong answer.
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What does my drooling
have to do with home improvement?
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Nothing.
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So you just got up and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful morning,
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I think I'll humiliate my wife today."
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I was just telling stories
on the show with these guys
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and I brought up the oil light
and we seize the motor...
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Wait a minute, wait a minute...
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You told them about the oil light?
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Uh-oh.
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- Why did you do that?
- I don't know.
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Why did you go on TV and humiliate me?
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I don't know.
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I've got a good idea.
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Why don't you just change the name
of your show from Tool Time
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to My Stupid Wife!
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- Hi, Wilson.
- Hi-ho, Tim.
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Another glorious autumn afternoon.
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Boy, it sure is.
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- You're burning leaves.
- Occasionally I like to throw a handful
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on the old BBQ and just...
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sniff.
Try to remember the old days.
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I got a little problem.
Can I ask you a question, Wilson?
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Ball is in your court, Tim.
Wail away.
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I said something real stupid.
I embarrassed Jill on my TV show.
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Hmm, why did you do that, Tim?
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I don't know.
I was talking with the other guys
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and we were sharing
silly stories about our wives,
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and I had a great one about Jill
and it just came out.
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Tim, it sounds to me
like you're a victim
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of the hierarchical structure
of male conversation.
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Hi... har... harical...
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How do you spell that?
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Let's just say one-upmanship.
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See, Tim, men's relationships
are based on status and power.
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Men feel compelled to out-do each other.
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If one man tells a story about his wife,
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the next man feels he's got to
tell an even better story.
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That was exactly what happened.
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I got caught up in that...
h-hi-hiarchal thing.
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Happens all the time, Tim.
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I don't want it to happen.
How do you make it stop?
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Well, Tim, men have to learn
to compete less and listen more.
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We have to learn
to start sharing our feelings.
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Hey, yeah!
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Thank you all! Thank you.
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A lot of people have said to me,
"I saw the show the other day
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with all the guy talk.
What was that all about?"
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Mostly it was about
getting in trouble with our wives.
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No kiddin'.
Ginger's living with her mother.
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On today's show, we're gonna see
if we can straighten things out.
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- AI, I got a seat for ya.
- No, thank you, Tim.
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Well, Tool Time
is more than just home improvement,
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it's male improvement.
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An improved male is more sensitive
to his wife.
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How do we get sensitive?
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By digging deep down in our emotions
and sharing our feelings with others.
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You guys up to it?
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I thought we were gonna get
to use the tools.
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Not today, Jimbo.
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What are you feeling?
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Well, I guess I'm feeling confused.
I was looking forward to using the tools.
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Any other feelings?
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I'm feeling... hungry.
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Hey! Good?
That gives us a good feeling there, Kyle.
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How about you, what are you feeling?
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I was feeling fine until Jimbo here
said he was feeling hungry.
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Now I'm feeling hungry.
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And that makes me mad.
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Why is that?
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Because I want a big ol' piece of pork,
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and my doctor said it's too fatty!
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What the hell did I have
that bypass for anyway?!
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- Hey! Seattle down, man.
- I want some pork, damn it!
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All right, all right, all right!
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Let's steer clear of the meat products
for a minute.
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Let's talk about real emotion.
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Crying.
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When was the last time you cried?
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Jim?
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You mean cried-cried or cried
because something heavy fell on you?
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- Once I dropped this spinet piano on my...
- No, no, no, no.
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I need an emotional experience. A deep
one that we can share with all of us.
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Well... now that I think of it,
there was one time when I almost cried.
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Let it go, man.
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It was 1968...
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- The Tigers won the World Series.
- Oh, man!
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It was like six home runs.
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Whoa, talk about emotions.
Talk about emotions.
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'84 they took the Padres,
remember that?
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No comparison! I'm talking '68,
when baseball was baseball.
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- You got that right, man.
- Yeah.
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Tiger Stadium used to serve up
a great pork sausage.
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Yes, I know.
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I tell you, now you go out there...
for $1.85 what do you get?
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- I know what you're talkin'.
- A hot dog.
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Two bites and it's gone, huh?
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I mean, you gotta burp
to find out what it tastes like.
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Yeah!
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Oh!
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Oh, good night, nurse, I'm spent.
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Oh!
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Uh, Tim?
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You wanna get back to work.
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No, Tim, I was thinking about
what you said the other day,
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about how I wouldn't understand what
you were talking about until I was married.
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- So?
- Made me feel like I was desperate,
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like I would never be able to find
someone who'd marry me.
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I didn't... that's not...
That's not what I meant.
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Well, I just wanted you to know
that it really hurt me.
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Hey, hey, hey...!
AI just shared a feeling.
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Yeah, that's-that's all...
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Why don't we get to that Circuit Saw now?
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I mean, well, you have a wife and a family.
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You have no idea
what it's like coming home
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to an empty one-bedroom apartment
every night.
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AI, you've got a great-looking apartment.
I've been there, it's nice.
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Well, I just think you wouldn't
kid me so much if you knew,
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well, just how very, very lonely I am.
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- I'm going back to my seat.
- No kidding.
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AI, hey, buddy...
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It's male improvement.
And the improved male
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is sensitive to his wife's needs.
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And how do we get sensitive?
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By reaching down deep,
getting in touch with our emotions
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and sharing our feelings with others.
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Yeah!
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- Yeah, you did it, Dad!
- You got the car running. Excellent!
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Yeah!
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- Hoo!
- Yeah!
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Master mechanic triumphs.
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Dad did an awesome job, didn't he, Mom?
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Yeah... yeah... he really did.
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Boys, why don't you go wash up
before dinner.
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OK.
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So you, uh,
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put a lot of work into that car?
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Not really.
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Just had to remove
the damaged short block.
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Pull all the damaged parts out.
Got a new short block.
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Had it milled and bored for me.
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New piston rings, connecting rods,
main bearings, oil pump, fuel pump,
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water pump, upper motor,
polish and port the heads,
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A new canooter valve,
rewired it, add more...
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Add a little more power,
but that's about it, hon
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I didn't realize that... that little
oil light could be such a big problem.
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It's just a car, honey.
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It's not a human being.
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It's not like the human being I love
more than anything else in the world.
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You know why I like tools?
Because they fix things.
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Tear down a motor, see the problem,
it's right there - boom, it's fixed.
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I wish I could fix things
between us that easily.
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Is that an apology?
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I don't think I can apologize enough
for the things I do.
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All I can offer is a lifetime...
of groveling at your feet.
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That'd be a start.
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I promise in the future,
I will always put oil in the car.
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And I'll say nice things about your hair.
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- While groveling?
- You bet.
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I'm... I'm prepared to offer cash gifts.
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- Al.
- Tim.
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So?
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So.
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Hey, that's a nice-looking shirt.
Is it brand-new?
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No, it's an old one.
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00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:29,988
Well, it looks really good on you.
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Thanks.
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00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:45,699
Hey, maybe some girl will see you
in that shirt and want to marry you.
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00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:52,474
Thanks, Tim, I appreciate that.