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Now, remember what I told you. Plant your
elbow inside your knee, like this. All right.
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And don't just lift your arm. Pull the
weight to your shoulder. Good. Good.
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Now, exhale on exertion.
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Try grunting. It helps.
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Good guy, Brad. You're gonna be
real strong if you keep this up.
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I'm gonna be the strongest one
on the football team.
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I can see it now.
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"Bradley Taylor, the muscular son
of Tim Taylor, is carrying the ball."
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"He's got 60 people dragging behind him.
30, the 20, the ten."
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"Oh, he fell because his muscles
are just too big."
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Hey, Brad.
Your muscles look really big.
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- Think so?
- Yeah. The one in your head.
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- You'd better watch it.
- Settle, boys.
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I'll give you haircuts.
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Whoa. Muscle beach
right here in my own garage.
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Wrong, honey.
This is the Tim Taylor Testosterone Hour.
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I got an idea. Let's flex for her.
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Drop the weights.
Brad, take the coat off.
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Right, guys, prepare yourselves.
Ready?
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The Egyptian biception.
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Whoa.
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Buttocks, flex.
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Ah!
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Three-point crab.
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Whoa.
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Very scary.
Incredible. Ten points.
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I pump for you, my little edelweiss.
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Vet's de o“?
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Well, stick around,
I'll smear you with bacon grease.
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I'll be back.
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Tim, don't forget to pick up some videos
tonight after work.
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Yeah, Dad, how about we get
Bury Me Again?
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- Hey, no! It's family night.
- Yeah, yeah, it's family night.
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- Oh, how about Bayonet Hell?
- Yeah!
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Hey! It's my turn to pick.
You're gonna get Sound of Music.
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Argh!
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- I'll get it.
- Family movie.
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Hey, Dad, how about we get
Fang Woman? She had a family.
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She ate her family.
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Tim!
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- Coming.
- He'll be right there.
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- What's the matter?
- Stu Cutler.
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- Calling from Akron?
- No. He's in town.
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- Great!
- Do not invite that slug over here tonight.
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Come on, he's one of my best friends.
Come on.
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Hey, puke-face!
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How's it hanging?
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And deep.
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So, they let you back in town?
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, we gotta see each other.
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Jill would love to see you.
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This afternoon?
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I work... I gotta work this Saturday.
Yeah.
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We're working all day. Huh?
Come over there.
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Yeah. It'd be great.
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Uh-huh.
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Not even with your lips. Yeah.
See you.
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- Oh, boy.
- Please say he's not coming over tonight.
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This is family night. We have chili,
corn bread, The Sound of Music.
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I didn't invite him over.
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I said I'd meet him after work, we'll have
a couple beers. I'll come home after that.
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- Alone.
- Yes. Why are you so hard on Stu?
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The last time he was here
he shook up a beer
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and sprayed it all over the family room.
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Foam fight.
He likes to clown around.
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His idea of clowning around
is drinking and making body noises.
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So?
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He likes to drink beer and make music.
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Playing "The Girl from Ipanema"
in his armpit is not musical.
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You ever tried that?
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And that's how you beat Old Man Winter,
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by installing a properly-clad
aluminum storm window
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inside your wood-frame window.
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Now, no less effective,
and sometimes less costly,
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is installing plastic sheeting
on the inside of your window. Right, AI?
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That's right, Tim.
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We've taken a three-millimeter
piece of plastic sheeting,
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cut it two inches larger
than our interior frame.
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Right, AI. And we've tucked it
over the top, taped it,
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and now are ready to shrink it
using an electric hair dryer. Lisa.
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- Here you go, Tim.
- Thanks.
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We do this to get a wrinkle-free,
clear covering over our windows.
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Now, this works best, but if you
don't happen to have a hair dryer,
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you can always get your mother-in-law
over to the house
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and have her yap at the window
for a while.
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You know, you shoulda
married Dr. Conrad. He's a brain surgeon.
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No, you end up with
this loser on the tool show.
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Ah!
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I've just... You don't want...
you don't want...
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You don't want to irritate
any mother-in-laws though, do you, AI?
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You already have, Tim.
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That's it from me,
Tim "the tool man" Taylor,
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reminding you to get
those storm windows and doors in early,
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'cause you never know when that storm's
gonna come rolling through.
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See you next time.
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" Taylor!
- Argh!"
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Oh, God.
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Cutler?
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Hey, buddy!
Good to see you, man.
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- Good to see you, too.
- See you Monday, Tim.
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Wait a minute, AI, come over here.
Please. Come on.
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This wild dog here is my college
roommate. Stu Cutler, AI Borland.
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- Hi, Stu.
- Hey, Al.
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Nice beard.
Had chili for lunch, huh?
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No, I didn't, Stu.
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So, gotta work with this jerk, huh, AI?
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Yes, I do, Stu.
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Well, it was nice meeting you.
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- Uh, great sense of humor.
- Thank you.
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He's a serious guy,
but he knows his way around a shop.
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Whoa.
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Kill me. Just kill me now.
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She looks even better in person.
Introduce me.
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- No.
- Why not?
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Because she's a coworker,
a good friend of mine
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and you're nothing but dried hog phlegm.
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Watch my move.
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- Hi. Stu Cutler.
- Bye, Tim. See you Monday.
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Night, Lise.
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Ah, boy.
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It's good to see
you still have it, Cutler.
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She's not your type, man.
She can see.
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Now, come on.
Let's go down and get a beer.
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- I'll get changed up and go.
- Your house?
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I thought we'd go to
the place on the corner we like.
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You're not going to take me
home to dinner?
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I thought that maybe just you and me
go out together.
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Wait, now. I can't come to town
without seeing Jill the pill.
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She'll understand.
Like, a guys' night out.
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What? So, you don't want me
to come to your house, is that it?
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No, no. Of course not.
You're always welcome at my house.
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Well... let's go!
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Yeah, why not?
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Yeah. Jill'll be
so surprised to see you.
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- I can't wait to see her face.
- Me neither.
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Jill, Jill.
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Oh, good, you're home.
You got rid of Stu fast.
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- I didn't get rid of him, he's parking his car.
- Oh, no. You brought him home?
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Jill, he really misses you.
He likes you.
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No, he doesn't. He just likes to make fun
of me and crush beer cans on his head.
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Well, they gotta be crushed
if we're gonna recycle them.
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Oh, I couldn't get rid of him.
I couldn't say no.
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He'll just come over
and have a beer and that'll be it.
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OK. But if he crosses the line,
I'm personally gonna throw him out.
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What's "crossing the line"?
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Behavior that would be classified
as subhuman.
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Can't you be a little
more flexible than that?
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One beer and he is gone.
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Aah-ooh!
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- The Stu-ster's here!
- Beer, Stu?
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- Read my mind.
- Come on in, buddy.
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- Where's that Jill?
- Right here.
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Oh...
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Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
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God, you look good.
Now, you've lost some weight.
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- Yeah, I have. Thank you.
- Now there is a very human compliment.
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So, what's the goal?
Another ten?
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Tim, if you hadn't have married Jill,
I would have.
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Now there's something
to think about, honey.
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Well... life would sure be different.
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Well, sure would.
Timmy, you'd be visiting us tonight.
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And Jill would be a satisfied woman.
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- Almost done with that beer, Stu?
- Haven't even cracked it.
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- So, where's the boys?
- They're across the street.
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Well, get 'em over here.
I gotta see those wild puppies.
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Well, they wouldn't want
to miss the Stu-ster.
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Brad? Randy! Mark!
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Foam fight!
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- Stu, come on.
- I wasn't really going to do it.
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- Oh, good.
- I just wanted to see that look on Jill's face.
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Oh, yeah.
There's that look right there.
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- Hey! Stu-ster.
- Hey, Randy! Whoa! Look at you!
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- Hey, Stu!
- The Brad-ster.
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You guys are getting so big. Pretty soon
you'll be able to take the old man.
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- We already can.
- Oof.
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That hurt.
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- Uncle Stu!
- Marky.
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God, look at you.
You're getting so big and strong.
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We've been lifting Dad's weights.
Want to see 'em?
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- Well, sure, where are they?
- In the garage. Come on.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh.
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Daddy was posing for Mommy.
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Posing as what? A man?
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Oh.
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Well, did he cross the line?
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Honey, you got to admit, it's an
interesting way to begin family night, huh?
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Mm-hm.
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♪ There she was
just a-walking down the street
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♪ Singing do-wah diddy-diddy
down diddy-do
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♪ She looked good
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♪ She looked fine
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♪ She looked good, she looked fine
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♪ And I nearly lost my mind...
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- Hey, Taylor. Think quick.
- Boy.
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- Crushed and ready to recycle.
- It's official. One beer and he's gone.
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I'm way ahead of you.
I'll get him to go.
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Hey, guys. You go inside and help
set the table. I'm gonna talk to Uncle Stu.
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Uh, not so fast, poser.
I got 150 pounds on here.
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Boys, I don't think the old man
can bench-press this.
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- One hand.
- Show him, Dad.
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- Yeah. Do it.
- Spot me, Cutler.
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Whoo.
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Were you gonna do this
sometime today?
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She's up,
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He's turning red.
I hope his eyes don't pop out.
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Ohh!
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Ah.
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Are you OK, Dad?
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- It's easy when you use the right form.
- Yeah.
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- Are you gonna cry?
- No, I'm not gonna cry.
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Go set the table.
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Hey, you didn't strain anything,
did you?
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I'll knock you out.
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Hey, remember how we used
to go to the gym,
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practically kill ourselves
trying to impress Donna Gilmore?
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Donna Gilmore.
I haven't seen or heard from her in years.
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Hey, remember? You and me and Donna
driving around in our '68 Impala,
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top down,
her blonde hair blowing in the wind?
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Oh.
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- God, she was a beauty.
- Sure was. What a car.
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That was a 327 small block, man.
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I dunno, I had a big Holley 850
dual feed on that thing.
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I had tubular headers, glass packs,
chromed the canooter valve.
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- Hey! You know what I got?
- I know what you got.
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- Picture of that Impala.
- Hood up, hood down.
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There's a screaming machine.
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This would be a classic today,
if it weren't for that little fire we had.
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And I know I tightened
that fuel filter on it. It wasn't my fault.
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Yeah, we've had some good times,
haven't we?
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- Yeah, we have.
- Yeah.
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Don't you wish we could go back,
live those days all over again?
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They were great,
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but today's real good, you know?
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Not the same.
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Just look me straight in the eye and tell
me that wasn't the best time of your life.
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It was good. It was good.
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Listen, Stu, Jill and I were talking.
Tonight's family night...
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Hey, wait. You've already
made me feel like family.
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- No, what I'm trying...
- Know what we need here? Another beer.
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I'm all out of beer.
I shoulda thought of that.
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I'll just go get some more.
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- Where's my coat?
- Oh, Stu, are you leaving?
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Ah! Yeah.
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Well, it was so nice to see you.
I hope we can do it again.
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Well, let's do it again in 15 minutes.
I'm just going to get some beer.
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Beer?
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- Be my contribution to dinner.
- Oh, well, thanks.
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Jill,
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that pile of human vermin
is the best friend I ever had.
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Stu, you should write greeting cards.
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Huh.
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There it was.
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You want to taste this chili?
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I told you I'd get him to go after one beer,
I didn't say he wouldn't be coming back.
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Try it.
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Mm.
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- It's good.
- Mm-mm-mm.
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I know that we all used to be friends
in college and everything, but...
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do you, um, like Stu now?
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I know he can be a pain,
but we've shared a lot of good times.
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Well, if you just met him today
for the first time,
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do you think that
you would become friends?
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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He's a lot of laughs.
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I guess I just don't get it.
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- Well, it's... it's a guy thing.
- Yeah.
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Wilson?
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- Hi-ho, neighbor.
- What are you doing?
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Oh, just pounding myself
some horseshoes.
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Wouldn't a pair of loafers
be more comfortable?
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No, no, no, Tim.
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These are shoes that I toss.
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Look at this, Tim. Perfect weight,
perfect balance. Aerodynamically correct.
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Yeah. Argh!
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And very, very hot.
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Oh, I tell you, Tim, I love this game.
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What it is, it's all in the wrist.
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- Wilson, can I ask you something?
- Make your best pitch, Tim.
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I've got this old friend in town.
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And I always think
we're gonna have a lot of fun,
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but instead we always talk about
all the fun we used to have.
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with reminiscing, Tim.
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But he thinks I'm the same guy
I was 15 years ago.
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
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And I try to be that guy,
but I'm really not.
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Well, it sounds like he's spending
all his time looking backwards
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and you're spending yours
looking forward.
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That's it.
I can't keep up with this guy.
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The thought of crushing a beer can
on my head makes my butt quiver.
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Well, that's why I gave it up, Tim.
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I don't know what to do about him.
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Well, it sounds to me like you're having
a hard time saying goodbye.
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Why should I say goodbye? He's been
one of my best friends for 15 years.
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Well, has he, Tim? Or was he
your best friend 15 years ago?
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You see, Tim, I believe
it was St. Paul who said:
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"When I was a child I spoke as a child, I
understood as a child, I thought as a child,
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but when I became a man,
I put away childish things."
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- Aarroo!
- Aarroo!
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Hey!
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Guess who I ran into
down at the store?
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Mike Forshay and Tino.
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Hey, Tino.
What are those guys up to now?
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They're still the couple of wild dogs.
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They're going down to Club Piranha
to get crazy.
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I told them you and I'd meet 'em there.
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I'm not going to Club Piranha.
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Well, you have to go!
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You remember back in college,
the four of us stayed up 36 hours,
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then drove halfway to Mexico City
with the emergency brake on?
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- I'm not going out tonight.
- Why not?
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Stu, I thought we were gonna
stay here, you know?
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Watch TV, the video,
chili with the kids.
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- Oh, right. The family thing.
- Yeah.
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No problem. I'll call Tino and Forshay, they
can get a keg of beer and come over here.
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No, Stu. No.
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Hey! This is Tino and Forshay.
It'll be like old times.
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Tell you what, why don't
you go down to Club Piranha
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and you hang out
with those guys tonight?
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Without you?
Come on! It won't be the same.
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Stu, I don't think it is the same.
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Dad, dinner's ready.
Can I turn on the video?
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- Not now.
- OK.
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- What are you watching?
- Sound of Music.
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Sound of Music?
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Maybe I will go down
and meet Forshay and Tino.
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Would I be a real jerk if I skipped dinner
and kind of headed out?
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No, no, not at all. Skip.
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- Well, I just don't want to disappoint Jill.
- Don't worry about it.
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It'll be rough,
but I'll be able to smooth it out.
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Oh, how lovely.
We'll have dinner music.
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- Boys.
- Perfect timing.
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- Come on, Uncle Stu. Sit by us.
- Yeah.
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Well, buddies, I gotta be heading out.
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Jill, I know this is gonna be
a tremendous disappointment.
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All of you, Stu can't stay for dinner
or the movie.
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Oh...
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I ran into some old buddies.
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We're just gonna go out,
uh, have some coffee and talk.
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Coffee?
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- Bye, Jill.
- Goodbye. It was nice to see you.
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It was good to see you, too.
You be good, huh?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Bye.
- Take care.
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Bye, Uncle Stu.
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If you and Tino and Forshay get crazy,
you call a cab, OK?
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Always do.
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00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,992
Hey. Next time I'm in town, I'll give you
a little more warning when I call.
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Do that.
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We'll still get together.
Hang out. Have some laughs.
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- Just like the old days, eh?
- Like the old days.
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Hey, man. See ya.
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Hey.
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- Tell you what, keep the beer.
- You go ahead.
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Come on.
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- See you.
- See you.
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- Everything OK?
- Perfect.
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00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,571
- OK, Dad, the movie's ready.
- OK. All right.
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- Everybody can see?
- Yup.
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00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,540
Oh, wait.
I need my box of tissues.
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- OK.
- Ready?
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00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,975
Wait, this isn't Sound of Music.
This is... Bayonet Hell.
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Yeah!
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Last time we showed you
how to install an aluminum storm window
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on an existing wooden frame.
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Today, we hung a storm door
on an existing wood frame.
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Now, the important thing
about putting a door in is hanging it,
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'cause if it's not hung well,
you got a problem. Right, AI?
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00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,633
Speak for yourself, Tim.
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When installing a door, you gotta
make it fit exactly like it's supposed to,
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so make sure your hinge
is aligned with the king stud.
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Well, thank you, Tim.
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It's also very important
to remember
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that doors often change with age.
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The older a door gets,
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the more warped it becomes.
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Sometimes we forget
that things change with age.
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So, remember...
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check those doors.
They might not fit like you remember.
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- Stand by, please.
- OK. Let's do that five count.
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Four. Three.
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And five, four, three, two...
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As you remember, last time we showed
you how to install aluminum storm windows
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in an ex... existing storm door.
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Good night. I'm here all week.
Try the veal.
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- OK. I'll get it this time.
- OK. Here we go.
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00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:01,750
We're having some fun though,
that's what counts.
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00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:04,316
- In five... four.
- This camera here?
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- Here?
- Right here.
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00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:09,054
- All right. Well, let's go here then.
- Five, four, three, two...
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Two, phew...
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Five, four, three, two...
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On last week's show.
Excuse me, let's start again.
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Now remember,
the most important port...
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Last time we showed you how to install
your storm window over existing storm...
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- Roll it. Stand by, please.
- Except sign my checks.
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Sand by, phase.