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We were on a manly mission today,
honey.

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I initiated Mark. I took him down
to Kelley's Hardware Store.

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We went through every inch of that.

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- Mark, where are the router bits?
- Aisle 2-A.

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- All right, screwdrivers?
- Aisle 3-B.

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- What's on the top shelf?
- Phillips head.

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- What kind of handle do they have?
- Square-shanked, slotted?

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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You are a man today, Mark,

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and, you know, a man just
isn't a man without his own...

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- Hank the Handyman drill.
- Thanks, Dad.

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Honey, you should've been there with us.

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It was the winter warehouse sale.
Everything was half off.

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Yeah, and I suppose you
only got the essentials.

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You bet. Butterfly hinges,
casing knife, point driver...

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Oh, well, every house needs a point
driver. What is this essential thing?

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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.

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This is the ultimate power tool.

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Binford's best 4000 series...

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reciprocating saw.

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Three-quarter horse motor - no tool
arsenal is complete without this thing.

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Pure power. You could saw through
the refrigerator with this thing.

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Wouldn't it be easier to open the door?

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- Mom, Dad!
- Yeah, honey.

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Jennifer Sadarski wants to take me

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to her parents' anniversary party
tomorrow night.

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Wow! That sounds like fun.

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- First date. Hot stuff.
- It's not a date.

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Me and Jennifer are just gonna go
to her country club and have dinner.

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Not a date, no.
So, when she introduces you, it'll be,

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"Hi. This is Brad, my eating partner."

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Dad.

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Oh, the country club.
You're gonna get to get all dressed up.

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- You know what? You need a new tie.
- What's wrong with the tie I've got?

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Well, nothing, except I don't think
the Slurpee stains go with your shirt.

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- Karen and <i>I will</i> pick you up a new one.
- OK. Thanks, Mom.

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- Karen's coming over?
- Yes. She'll be here any minute.

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She twists everything I say
into some feminist argument.

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- Why don't you meet her at the store?
- Come on, Tim. She's my good friend.

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I like her.

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She just comes over here
to make fun of me.

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That's why I like her.

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- Hi!
- Oh, you look so pretty.

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- Oh, I love your skirt.
- Thanks.

45
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You want to have some coffee
and fat food before we go?

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- Yes, yes. Let's do.
- Tim is so looking forward to seeing you.

47
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Oh, and me him. Hello, Tim.

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- Hi, Karen. How's work?
- Good. What in the world is that?

49
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Well, come on, Karen. Don't you know
a reciprocating saw when you see one?

50
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It cuts through any thick surface -
refrigerator, walls, Tim's head.

51
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I think we know why Tim bought that.

52
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OK. Here we go.
What are we gonna make fun of today?

53
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Uh, my show? No, grunting? Tools!

54
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Oh, well, Tim, I mean it is
a very big, powerful tool.

55
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I see. You think I've got to have this
just to prove my manhood.

56
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You said it. I didn't say that.

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I bought the saw because it saws.
That's what saws do, Karen. They saw.

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Uh-huh. It certainly is a large saw.

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Well, thank you very much.

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I'll be in the garage where I belong.

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Oh, men get so insecure
when you make fun of their tools.

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Tell me about it.

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I am not insecure.

64
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Honey, when we say "men,"
we're not talking about you.

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Oh, you gals go ahead and laugh. I just
want you to know I'm a very secure man.

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You know, Jill, I can understand why
men like all these big, powerful tools.

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Do tell.

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All right.

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They feed right into their destructive
and aggressive...

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tendencies.

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Well, thank you, Oprah.

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Oh, come on, Tim.
Look at all the wars you've started.

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Jill, how many wars have <i>I</i> started?

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She just means that most wars
are started by men.

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Women start wars, too. Did you see
the film, War of the Amazons?

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- Whoa, he got us there.
- Oh, boy, does he ever.

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I'll have you know,
those were very fierce soldiers.

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I had nightmares about that movie.

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Oh, so you're intimidated by strong
women? Is that what you're saying, Tim?

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When they're in groups and naked, yeah.

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Now that we've sanded our tabletop,
it's time to apply the decorative laminate.

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- AI, you want to spread the glue for me?
- I live to laminate, Tim.

83
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While Al does that, I'd like to speak
to you, if I could. I'm a little cheesed.

84
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Some people say the reason men are
into tools is because we're insecure.

85
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These same people say
that men are into more power

86
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because we're destructive
and aggressive.

87
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Well, let me explain something to you.
We're neither destructive or aggressive.

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What we are is creative.

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Let's look at some of the things
built over time using tools:

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The Great Pyramids of Egypt...

91
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the Great Wall of China...

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Indy...

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of Indy...

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the Leaning Tower of Pisa...

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Tim, I believe the Leaning Tower was
considered a huge structural mistake.

96
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Well...

97
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look at that.
That's an accomplishment.

98
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This tower's been leaning for over
800 years, and it hasn't fallen over.

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Kind of reminds me of my mother-in-law.

100
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I'm kidding, Nana.

101
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- Well, the glue is spread, Tim.
- Oh, is it, Al? OK.

102
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Before we get to gluing, I want to
introduce Binford's new Miracle Glue.

103
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Tim, you might wanna remind
our viewers to be careful

104
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when using this glue, because it will
bond instantly to your skin.

105
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AI...

106
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we learned in the first grade
you're not supposed to play with glue.

107
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Well, I was just worried about our
viewers' welfare, as well as your welfare.

108
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AI, these negative thoughts

109
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- can hurt people on the job site.
- I don't have negative thoughts.

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- You do too.
- No, I don't.

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- Do too.
- Do not.

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- Do.
- Not.

113
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Well, maybe it would be better
if I just swept up here, then.

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Well, maybe it would be better if you
just swept up, Mr. Negativity.

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- Not.
- Do.

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You wanna set your laminate securely
on your shimmies, front and back...

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AI! AI!

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We'll be right back after
these messages from Binford.

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AI? AI, I know you're back there.

120
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- Dad's home.
- I better go.

121
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I don't think Tim wants to see me.

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No, no, stay.
We'll just take it easy on him.

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OK. No more making fun.

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What is this thing on your head?

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It's a little piece of table.

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- What happened?
- Oh, Mr. Negativity, AI, distracted me.

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I got my head cemented to this table.

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He had to take a saber saw
to get me off of that table.

129
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You think you should
go to the emergency room?

130
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I was just there.
They said I wasn't a priority.

131
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Why? Was there a guy there with
a whole table stuck to his head?

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honey.
We'll be good.

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- You notice, I'm not laughing.
- Yeah, we'll be good.

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Come on, come on.
Randy, set the table.

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OK. Dad, bend over.

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- Ouch.
- Are you sure this is gonna work?

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Yes. The hospital said that nail polish
remover would soften the glue. Ow.

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You must have felt pretty silly
walking in there like that.

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Oh, nonsense, Karen.

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There were a lot of people in there
with furniture stuck to their heads.

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- I still don't understand how you did this.
- I did it because of you two.

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- Us?
- What did we do?

143
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I was trying to make a point on the show
that men don't just destroy things

144
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with hammers and nails and tools.

145
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No, they also glue.

146
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I'm sorry, honey. We shouldn't make fun,
although I did hear a great joke today.

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Knock, knock.

148
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The point I was trying to make
is that men don't just start wars.

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They build things with tools, like this
house, your car, office buildings...

150
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Of course they do.
They have all the jobs.

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- Oh, here we go.
- Oh, come on, Tim.

152
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Face it, it's a male-dominated society,

153
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and women have to make
all the compromises.

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I don't know what world you live in,
but here at the Taylor household,

155
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- we have an equal relationship.
- Oh, do you really believe that, Tim?

156
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We're a 90s couple. We share
everything 50-50, right down the middle.

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- Come sit down.
- OK, OK. Let me give you a little test.

158
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Jill gets a high-paying executive position.

159
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Ooh, I like this test already.
Do I get to have a male secretary?

160
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You got him. Can't type,
but he looks really cute in jeans.

161
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- Perfect.
- OK. So, Tim, should she take this job?

162
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If he's gay-

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Yeah, absolutely.

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- The job's in Seattle.
- That's fine, that's fine.

165
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Well, maybe Jill doesn't
wanna uproot the kids.

166
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No, no. The kids love the idea.
Do we move, Tim?

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- Karen, this is stupid.
- OK. Let me ask you another question.

168
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Tool Time goes national, but you have
to move to New York. Do you go?

169
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Yeah. It's my job.
It'd be the perfect op...

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If it's OK with Jill.

171
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:42,868
Oh, so you're saying that your job
is more important than hers?

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- She doesn't have a job.
- Answer the question.

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Do you move to New York or Seattle?

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I think a lot depends
on where you'll be living.

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- Which is it, Tim?
- Look, she's just trying to confuse me.

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- You're avoiding the question.
- I am not.

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- Is it Seattle or New York, Tim?
- Detroit.

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00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,760
Hey, that's not answering the question.
New York or Seattle?

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New York, Seattle -
you know, I don't care where we live.

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00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,002
Just le... leave me...

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- Leave me alone!
- Ohh!

182
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,868
That had to hurt.

183
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,935
No, it didn't.

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Oh...

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00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:29,025
- Mom, I'm not gonna go to the party.
- What's the matter, honey?

186
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,527
I just found out
there's gonna be an orchestra.

187
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- That means I have to dance.
- Well, that'll be fun.

188
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No, it won't.

189
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- I'll have to do old-people dancing.
- Old people dancing?

190
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,534
Yeah, the kind you and Dad do.

191
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:49,141
Oh, you mean really old,
like where you have to touch and junk?

192
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Yeah.

193
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:56,243
Well, what if I teach you how to do that
old people touching-dancing-junk thing?

194
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Would you go to the dance then?

195
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I guess.

196
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,493
Well, it's really very simple.

197
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:07,087
I can't believe I get to teach
my oldest son how to dance!

198
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,060
OK. Come here. Come on, come on.

199
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:18,170
Come on. Listen, you're gonna have
to stand up real straight, like a soldier.

200
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,074
Put this hand on my back,
and this left hand in my hand here.

201
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,706
Ew. I can't dance with my mother.

202
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:30,580
Hey, I used to change your diaper and
powder your butt. Now, get over here.

203
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,181
Now, just follow me. It's a real
simple box step. Real easy, OK?

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Go left together, left together.
Right together...

205
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:42,730
- What's going on?
- Mom's teaching me how to dance.

206
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:46,668
He's got to slow dance tonight and he's
a little scared, but he's doing great.

207
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,069
- I'm doing awful!
- Oh, you'll be great.

208
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,836
You got a real good teacher.

209
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- Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

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Left together, left together.
Right together, right together.

211
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,613
- That's very good.
- Left together, left together.

212
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,210
- Right together, right together.
- Very good.

213
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,615
Wilson, do you think
I'm a peace-loving guy?

214
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,286
- Well, definitely, Tim.
- You ever known me to start any wars?

215
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:14,058
No, but I was out of town
that one weekend.

216
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,964
Every time Jill gets together
with her friend Karen,

217
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,197
they accuse me of being aggressive
and destructive, starting wars...

218
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,001
They blame me for everything.

219
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:27,602
Well, Tim, that's just the burden you
bear for living in a patriarchal society.

220
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,647
Yeah, patriarchal - dominated by men.

221
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,711
That's right, Tim.

222
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,587
Mm-hmm. From the Latin pater,
which means "father."

223
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:45,686
Well, shiver my timbers.
Tim, I am impressed.

224
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:50,029
Well, don't be.
I saw it on a rerun of Mannix.

225
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:54,868
The point is, it's not my fault
that women have not ruled the world.

226
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,806
- Men have ruled the world.
- That hasn't always been true.

227
00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:59,604
Huh?

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There was a time
when we had a matriarchal society.

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- Matriarchal society.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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<i>Run by maître G's'?</i>

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No, Tim.
It's when women ruled the world.

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Get out of here. What, they didn't
have wars, they had Bake-Offs?

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No. No, Tim. You'd be surprised.

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Actually, the female of the species
can be very aggressive.

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So, what you're saying is that
when women ruled the world,

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- things weren't that peaceful and nice.
- No, no, no, Tim.

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Absolute power corrupts absolutely,
with women as well as men.

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In ancient Africa,
they had entire female armies.

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In Babylon, they would burn
a man at the stake every spring

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to ensure the fertility of the crops.

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Ooh. That's a hell of a price
to pay for zucchini.

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Well, I don't know, Tim.
Maybe one day,

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men and women
will learn to share the power,

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to cooperate rather than dominate.

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Tim, honey, this is Jennifer Sadarski.

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Jennifer, this is Brad's father.

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- So you're Jennifer.
- Hi, Mr. Taylor. It's nice to meet you.

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- Nice to meet you. Sit down.
- Thank you.

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What's the matter with her?

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- Jennifer, I love your dress.
- Thank you.

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And your little coat.

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My dad watches your show,
Mr. Taylor. He's a real big fan.

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Hey, I'll get him an autographed picture.

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Oh, that would be great.

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Uh, could you make it of AI?
He really loves AI.

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We all do.
Brad! Get on down here, will ya?

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I'll be down in a minute, Father!

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"Father"?

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Bradley's so polite.

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Mom, Dad,
guess what happened to Brad.

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What is it?

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He got his tie stuck in his zipper.

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I'll be right back.

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Hey, Brad, don't fiddle with that.

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Son, you all right?

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I got it out of my zipper,
but I can't get this tie straight.

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Oh, come on, relax. Come here.

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Well, it's just a simple tie.
You did a good job.

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The old Windsor knot
always gives you trouble.

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Dad... I'm scared.

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Oh... it's good to be scared.
All guys are scared.

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- They are?
- Yeah.

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It goes way back to Babylon,

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when men were scared of being burned
at the stake by a bunch of maître d's.

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Dad, I'm just scared when I hold her,

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my hands will get all sweaty and gross.

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Oh. Simple trick I used to do, all right?

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Wad these up and put 'em
in your pants' pockets.

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- OK.
- All right, at the first hint of dampness,

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shove your hands
in your pockets, dry 'em off.

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Bring 'em out,
you're back in the ball game.

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Yeah, but what if I lead with
the wrong foot or step on her toes?

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Dancing's not about who's leading.

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Mom says the man always leads.

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Well, when men and women
are dancing correctly, no one's leading.

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You just move with the music.
You don't know how you get there,

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but you just get there.

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That's kind of like how your mom drives.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Brad, you look so handsome.

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You got a very excited young lady
waiting downstairs for you.

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Brad? Go get 'em, tiger.

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Good evening, Jennifer.
You look real good.

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You know, pretty, I mean.

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Thanks, so do you.
Not pretty, but, you know, handsome.

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Come here, you.

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I guess we should get going.
My father hates to wait.

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His stomach gets upset,
and then he starts to burp.

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- OK. I just want to take one picture.
- Oh, Mom.

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Better hurry up, honey. Remember,
Mr. Sadarski's in the car getting gassy.

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OK, OK.

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- Give me big smiles. Say "cheese."
- Cheese.

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- It's stuck.
- Honey, you always do this.

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I know. Aah!

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OK. This time for sure.

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- Say "cheese."
- Cheese.

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- Oh, that was great. OK.
- You kids get going.

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All right, now, listen.
You two have a great time.

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- We will.
- Bye-bye.

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Tim, what you said
upstairs was very nice.

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Well, I was just trying
to remember my first dance.

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Wanna dance?
I promise I won't lead.

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Me, either.

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All right.

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This isn't working.
Somebody's got to lead.

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All right, together... on three.

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One, - Huh.

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- Two.
- Huh.

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Three.

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Oh, boy, isn't this fun?

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All right, now, I'll lead.

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- All right.
- It's a beautiful rhythm.

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Hands and tools.
Hands and tools.

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Ever looked in the eyes of a man
who's building something

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like a bamboo fly rod, mahogany boat,
or a billethead piece of a hot rod?

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Do you see aggression and destruction?
No, you see contentment.

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Hands and tools.
Hands and tools can change the world

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from building the smallest, hobbyist train

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to the largest outboard motor engines.
Look at this bad boy.

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Most of you see just
a hunk of metal. Not me.

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This is hundreds of parts
working at high rpm, 800 horsepower.

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Tolerances of a thousand - a machine
by hand, blueprinted and polished.

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00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:54,052
But men aren't just into power and steel.

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Craftsmanship,
like this exquisite artwork here.

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Not AI, the panel.

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00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:04,161
This antique Chinese privacy screen,

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on loan to us from
the Detroit Institute of Arts,

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is composed of intricate carvings...
I think 2000 man-hours, correct?

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00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:15,077
2000 man-hours... imagine that.

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00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:20,048
Intricacy beyond belief. Every delicate
little nuance is as delicate as crystal.

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00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:24,417
Each piece is so delicate,
it could be snapped off just like that.

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00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:33,196
Very often they made a few movable
pieces in these pieces...

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00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,328
kind of like
those little Chinese boxes that don't...

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You know, you don't know how
to open them. They're movable parts.

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AI, do you suppose this is movable,
this piece?

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00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:48,137
I don't think so, Tim.

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Go get me that glue.

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00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:54,314
What for? Are you gonna
glue it to your forehead?