1 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:16,043 - Hey, this is great. - What are you guys doing? 2 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,988 Checking to see if these ice skates fit Mark. 3 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,583 - So, if he falls out, they don't fit? - Right. 4 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,151 Put him down. Put him down. 5 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:27,096 Randy, come on over here and help me load up some firewood. 6 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,258 Your mom's really cold. 7 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:31,324 How come Mom's always cold? 8 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,962 Guys, I'm gonna tell you something about women. 9 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,204 They're always cold. 10 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,504 It's our job as hot-blooded men... 11 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:43,139 to heat the women up. 12 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,843 If men are hot-blooded, are women cold-blooded? 13 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:54,147 Out of the mouths of babes. 14 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:58,060 Hey, Dad, maybe we should get Mom a heater for her birthday. 15 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,691 - Birthday. - Dad forgot Mom's birthday. 16 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,756 - Did not. - Did, too. 17 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,097 Did not. 18 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,002 Are we gonna do something special for her birthday Saturday? 19 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,541 Yeah... Saturday, yeah. 20 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:13,134 Oh... we'll have a big party. 21 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:16,578 We'll cater some food, her favorite restaurant, balloons, everything. 22 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,809 - Won't she be disappointed? - Why? 23 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:22,376 Her birthday is Friday. 24 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,553 Oh, honey, this is the season, 25 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,687 Jack Frost nipping at my nose. 26 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,527 This is the season for somebody's birthday. 27 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,796 - You remembered. - Of course I did. 28 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,703 Which one of the boys told you? 29 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:45,299 Come on. Honey, I'm insulted. 30 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,174 - Really? - Yeah. 31 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:50,510 You've been so busy at work, I figured you'd for sure forget. 32 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,708 As a matter of fact, 33 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:57,084 I had to remind the boys it wasn't Saturday, it was Friday. 34 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:59,180 It is Saturday. 35 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:04,152 - Gotcha. - What? 36 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,493 - It's Friday. - Oh. 37 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:11,195 Well, now that we have the day established, 38 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,902 let's move on into the gift category. 39 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,407 Oh, honey, you don't have to get me anything. 40 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:21,070 Let's say I was gonna get you something. What would you want me to get ya? 41 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:25,640 If I have to tell you what to get, I might as well go out and buy it myself. 42 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,912 Now you're talking. 43 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:34,759 You put that money back in your pocket, or I'll break both your legs. 44 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:38,159 Oh, Tim, come on. We've been married 12 years, 45 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,097 and every year I put a lot of thought into your gift. 46 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,829 I tune in to who you are, and I get you something you really want. 47 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,804 - Hey, I do that, too. - Oh, yeah? 48 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:51,171 This is how you tuned in to me last year. 49 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,973 A pressurized window washer? 50 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:58,578 It shattered a window. 51 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,949 Every piece was clean, though... All of them. 52 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:04,921 - And what about this thing? - You never even used it. 53 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:08,016 Well, I didn't know what it was. I was afraid it might eat me. 54 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,857 Honey, honey it's a de-nubber. 55 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:16,230 It de... It de-nubs things. Forget about this thing. 56 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:21,034 Tim, a gift doesn't have to be any kind of a big deal. 57 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,631 You know, you should just close your eyes 58 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,302 and think of who I am. 59 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,107 - A tape deck. - Tim. 60 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:32,638 - A waffle iron. Ukulele! - Stop it! 61 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,914 I want you to get me something thoughtful, 62 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:38,353 just something from your heart. 63 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:40,388 Arteries! 64 00:04:40,389 --> 00:04:41,518 Arteries! 65 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:45,161 We have a special guest for you on Tool Time. 66 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,062 We're in the midst of our project in Keego Harbor Heights. 67 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,659 Next Friday we'll be there. I've got the gentleman who owns the house, 68 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:55,638 Eugene Ingram. Let's give him a big Tool Time grunting welcome. 69 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,114 - Hi, Eugene. How ya doin'? - Oh, just call me Ink. 70 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:06,480 My friends all call me Ink. 71 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,013 Ink, you live up there in Keego Harbor Heights... 72 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,784 That's right. We're-We're a planned community. 73 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:16,452 Uh, 48 peas in a pod. 74 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:21,522 Right, and we're gonna make your pod a little more distinctive 75 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:24,124 by pushing out the wall and adding a huge living room 76 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:27,660 - onto an existing porch for you. - Well, it's really for my wife. 77 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,799 See, she wants a little more space in the living room. 78 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,002 Did she tell you that, or did you guess? 79 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,706 Oh, no. She tells me what she wants. 80 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:38,806 - Does she? - We call her Pink. 81 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:43,115 Pink and Ink, see? I've got a picture of Pink standing in front of the house. 82 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,316 - Let's look at that house. - Actually, it's hard to see the house. 83 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:52,330 - She's a lot of woman. - Yeah, a whole lot of woman. 84 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,423 We'll see you there Friday, Ink, get started on your house... 85 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,059 Hey, AI! Here's something you don't see every day. 86 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:02,368 Now-Now, this is Pink last summer on the old Slip 'N Slide. 87 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:05,432 Boy, she went like a rocket. 88 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,910 Now, no one was hurt in this. 89 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:11,972 Those kids lying there were just stunned. 90 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,784 Maybe we shouldn't have spent all our allowance on these baseball cards. 91 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:21,291 Hey, we had to get the Tiger infield. 92 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:24,328 Yeah, but now we're broke. 93 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,491 Where are we gonna get money for Mom's gift? 94 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,932 - Play along. - Yeah. 95 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:35,200 Hey, Mark. You know, you're a real smart kid. 96 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:37,605 - You saved your money. - Thanks. 97 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:41,668 Now you have enough to pay your little brother tax. 98 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,680 My What? 99 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:47,240 The younger brother pays the older brother a tax when he's seven. 100 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:50,287 I'm not paying you anything. 101 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,949 Fine. Have it your way, 102 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:56,550 but we just might hide some strange animals in your bed. 103 00:06:56,616 --> 00:07:00,860 - Unless you pay the tax. - How much is it? 104 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:05,164 - How much you got? - $4.77. 105 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:08,103 - Sorry. It's $5.00. - Come on, Randy. 106 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,472 He's our little brother. Give him a break. 107 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:19,250 - OK. - We'll help you empty this thing out. 108 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:22,286 - Thanks, guys. - Don't run in the house. 109 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,217 Honey, I said stop running in the house. 110 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,418 - Hi. - Hi. 111 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:32,861 - Got a list of things for your birthday. - You haven't gotten me a gift yet? 112 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:35,832 Yeah, sure I have. I just wanted you to guess which one it is. 113 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,164 Why don't you surprise me? 114 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,500 At your age, a surprise could kill you. 115 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,043 Well, let me give you a hint. 116 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:50,706 Never give a woman anything she has to plug in. 117 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:04,951 Tim, I want you to be completely honest with me. 118 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:10,797 Do I look, like, a whole lot older than when you met me? 119 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,771 - A whole lot older? - Just answer the question. 120 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,829 Of course you don't look a whole lot older. 121 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:20,105 You have to admit I'm not that same skinny little peanut you married. 122 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,941 Yeah, I know. 123 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:28,317 You look better. That's what I meant. No, you look a lot better. You do. 124 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,718 You don't think I'm too fat? 125 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:33,882 No, you look perfect. 126 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:41,926 Don't lie to me. You wish that I looked like that for my birthday. 127 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:45,094 That would be for my birthday. 128 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:48,502 Come on, honey. Come on. 129 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:53,143 Dad, did you get Mom another dorky birthday gift this year? 130 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,646 Yeah, should I make room for it in the closet? 131 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,807 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 132 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,614 Real funny. What'd you two brainiacs get her that was so wonderful? 133 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:06,782 Well, Brad and I got her this really neat perfume. 134 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,393 You sure you got enough of it? 135 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:15,625 Oh, Treasure Island perfume. 136 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,690 This came in a gift set, didn't it? 137 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:21,295 Little parrot and a peg leg for her? 138 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,601 Ar, matey, at . 139 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,667 Look like a pirate, and I smell like one, too. 140 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:31,579 I made her a crayon drawing, and I used every color in the box. 141 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:34,243 That's good, see? It's nice to make stuff for her. 142 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,982 You tuned right in to her, Mark. I tuned in to her, too. 143 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:41,617 - I got her a neat gift, too. - What? 144 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:44,321 Well, do you know how she's been exercising, right? 145 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:49,628 Well, I got her a lifetime membership at that Galaxy Health Spa. 146 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:53,193 Can't wait to see the look on her face when she opens that. 147 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,331 Shh, shh. Here she comes. Sit down. 148 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:58,397 - Morning. - Morning. 149 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,603 Happy birthday! 150 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:08,178 - What's the matter? - I am never, ever gonna exercise again. 151 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:15,223 I was actually thinking of joining a health club. 152 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:19,229 That'll be a cold day in... Detroit. 153 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,595 Mom, open our gifts. 154 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,998 Yeah. Dad, you want to go first? 155 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,796 It's her birthday all day. Why give her every gift at once? 156 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:33,366 - You didn't get me anything, did you? - Yes, he did. He got you... 157 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,436 ♪ Happy birthday to you, 158 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,972 ♪ happy birthday to you, 159 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:43,987 ♪ happy birthday, dear Mom, 160 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:47,217 ♪ happy birthday to you 161 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,985 AI, what am I gonna do? 162 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:56,590 I have to get Jill a birthday present. It's gotta come from the heart, 163 00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,433 I can't plug it in, and I can't rewire it. What the heck does that leave? 164 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,303 Tim, concentrate. We're going on the air live in a minute. 165 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:06,434 Now, where's the owner of this place, Mr. Ingram? 166 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,241 I don't know. He's supposed to meet us here, isn't he? 167 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,144 We'll go without him if he's not here. 168 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:14,377 - OK, here we go. In five... - Think about a gift for me, all right? 169 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,442 - Three, two... - Gift, gift. 170 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:21,053 Hi, everybody. I'm Tim Taylor. Welcome to this special edition of Tool Time, 171 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:24,356 here at our project house in beautiful Keego Harbor Heights. 172 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,124 - Howdy, AI. - Howdy, Tim. 173 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,495 - AI, what are we doing today? - Well, Tim, 174 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:32,195 we'll be expanding the Ingrams' living room out here onto the porch. 175 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,932 But first we get to dismantle the existing porch. 176 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,838 We'll be carting the debris away in this... 177 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:42,209 The beautiful Tool Time truck, Blood, Sweat, and Gears. 178 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,411 This is not your standard Detroit issue. 179 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,919 We've made a few engine modifications. 180 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:52,956 Of course, when you say "we," you mean "you." 181 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,286 That's right, AI, because if I left it up to you, 182 00:11:57,349 --> 00:12:00,296 we'd be on a skateboard and a moped. 183 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,566 Ooh! 184 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:09,834 Hear that? That's a Big Block Chevy, 454, two four-barrel carburetors 185 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:14,310 nestled on an aluminum high-rise, manifold headers, and dual exhaust. 186 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,538 - Let's back her into position, AI. - All right. 187 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,817 Uh, we'll be back live right after these messages. 188 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,057 Tim, I'm going back to the truck. 189 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,690 Come on, AI. I need a second opinion. Come on. 190 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,531 Well, it's just, I feel a little awkward. 191 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,299 I've never been in the women's department before. 192 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,705 - Hi, Al. - Why did that woman say "hi" to you? 193 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,745 Maybe I remind her of someone. 194 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,538 Remind her of someone named AI, who looks like you, 195 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,380 with a hammer in his belt? 196 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,681 Hi, Al. 197 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,415 OK, I'm not gonna to lie to you. 198 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,486 Sometimes I come here to try and meet women. 199 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,759 - What? - Hi, AI. 200 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,960 Oh, hi, Mrs. Chapman. 201 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,401 I wanted to mention there's a sale tomorrow 202 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,030 in the full-figured ladies' department. 203 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,632 Maybe you wouldn't be interested in that type. 204 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:21,735 Well, no, my mother was quite large. 205 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,077 Good luck. 206 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,393 You scare me, AI. 207 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:45,298 Well, what do you expect me to do? Dating's tough. 208 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,359 I go where the women are... 209 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:51,033 Art galleries, Laundromats, immigration. 210 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,141 Don't tell me this stuff, OK? 211 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,202 Let's get mov... 212 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,807 Immigration? 213 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,080 Oh... 214 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,021 Let's try to tune in to my wife, Jill. 215 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,820 Look around. Do you think she'd like anything in here? 216 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:13,387 Well, if I were Jill, well, I'd like any of these things. 217 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,859 AI, please. 218 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,961 Now, what about these dresses? But I'm a little bit confused. 219 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:26,169 Six, eight, ten, 12... Does that mean 12 inches? 220 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,338 Well, that doesn't sound right. 221 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,675 Let's figure this... 222 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,222 I've got a 32 waist, right? I wear a size 32 pant. 223 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:42,088 Jill's smaller than me. She's gotta be... 20. 224 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,185 Well, here. That would be this. 225 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,231 You look like a hang glider, AI. 226 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,599 Well, a more personal gift would be lingerie. 227 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,665 - Hey... bingo! Jill loves lingerie. - Yeah? 228 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,474 How do you know if it's her... or anybody? 229 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,515 Could you picture her in this? 230 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,744 Not now. 231 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,680 Excuse me, are you looking for a gift? 232 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,886 I need some help. What do wives like? 233 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,896 I'm not sure. I'm not married myself. 234 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:29,001 Oh, I'm so sorry. Is the smell of my perfume bothering you? 235 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,769 No, no. It's a lovely fragrance. 236 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:35,437 - What is it called? - Available. 237 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,712 Really? 238 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,310 We have a full line of men's cologne. Would you be interested? 239 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,377 Yes, I am. 240 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,484 Hey, AI, you're gonna help me. 241 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,857 You know, I haven't seen you here before. 242 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,896 - Al! - This is a temp job. 243 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,195 - Actually, I'm an actress. - Really? I'm on television. 244 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,292 I have my own show. 245 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:10,742 OK, boys, I'm going out for some aspirin and some Epsom salts. 246 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,579 When your daddy comes home, tell him I'll be right back. 247 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,085 Mom, since you're going out, 248 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,644 why don't you wear some of our Treasure Island perfume? 249 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,088 Yeah. 250 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,456 Well, I was saving that for a special occasion. 251 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:27,361 Well, there's plenty of it here. You can wear it all the time. 252 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:36,161 Yeah... I could do that, couldn't I? 253 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:39,266 Well... go ahead. 254 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,777 OK, I will. 255 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:49,411 Whoa! That is so unique. 256 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,652 Ohh, it tingles... 257 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,852 and burns. 258 00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,954 Well, you know, that is always a sign of a really good perfume. 259 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,796 Well, I'm glad you like it. We almost didn't buy it. 260 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,393 Yeah. We were gonna buy you flowers. 261 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:10,133 Oh. Well, God, guess I really lucked out, you know, 262 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:16,544 'cause flowers die, and this I'm gonna have... forever. 263 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:20,914 - Wilson. Wilson! - Hi-dee-ho, neighbor. 264 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,944 Oh, Wilson, great. You got to help me. I'm in big, big trouble. 265 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,548 Oh, it's Jill's birthday, right? 266 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:32,152 Yeah, and she wants me to get something that's in tune with her 267 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,357 and from the heart, and I don't know what to do, Wilson. 268 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:39,733 - Tim, I am reminded of a story. - Wilson, I don't have time for this. 269 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,968 Well, neighbor, what is time but "Tim" with an "e"? 270 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,031 Huh? 271 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:54,616 Anyway, there once was this little boy in Africa 272 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:58,587 who wanted to give his teacher a gift, but he had no money. 273 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,023 So, he walked two days to the ocean, 274 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,425 and he picked up a handful of sand, 275 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:08,090 and walked two days back, and he gave it to her. 276 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,762 Well, she was greatly moved by the gift, 277 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,203 but she said, "lt was so far for you to walk." 278 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:21,938 And he said, "Teacher, the journey is part of the gift." 279 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,780 Yeah, but Wilson, I've been on the journey. 280 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,183 It's the destination. It's the sand. I don't know what to get her. 281 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,744 Well, Tim, maybe you're just trying too hard. 282 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,882 She's not being any help. She's being so sensitive about this. 283 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,759 Well, sometimes birthdays only remind us of how old we are. 284 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:46,096 Maybe Jill needs to be reminded of all the simple joys she had in getting there. 285 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,229 What kind of gift would do that? 286 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,398 Well, I don't know, Tim. 287 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,877 You'll have to listen to that little voice inside you. It'll tell you what to do. 288 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,004 What's it sound like? 289 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:04,353 It sounds like this. 290 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,287 - Ohh... - Shh. 291 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,133 What are you doing? 292 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,139 Dad wants to talk to you. 293 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,004 Mark and I were talking in the garage. 294 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:28,670 Do you guys know anything about a little brother tax? 295 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,575 - No. - No. 296 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:38,918 Maybe I should tell you about the large angry father tax. 297 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:42,220 All right, all right. We'll pay Mark back. 298 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,956 Darn right you'll pay him back. Next two weeks, your allowance goes to Mark. 299 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,658 Come on, let's go. 300 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,725 I want you to go upstairs and tell your mom to come down here right away. 301 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,074 Mom, Dad wants you! 302 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,543 I could have done that. 303 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:16,484 - What are you up to? - I finished your birthday gift. 304 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,394 Oh, you gave me... tools! 305 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:24,457 - No. Open it up. - All right. 306 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,702 - This is the gift. - What? 307 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,176 Honey, too often in our lives we look at birthdays 308 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,874 as just a signpost of the years we lived, 309 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:42,385 instead of relishing the wonder of the journey to get the sand. 310 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,820 What? 311 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:48,153 Shh, shh. Watch. 312 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,667 - Oh, my gosh. Where did you get that? - Shh. 313 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:15,548 Oh, that's the first time I ever saw the ocean! 314 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:20,386 And there I am in my princess dress. 315 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:24,621 Oh, and that's my cat, Samantha. I called her Sammy. 316 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,290 And... Oh, who is that? 317 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,858 That's a man you'll meet years later, and marry you, 318 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:36,497 - and he loves you very, very much. - That is so... 319 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,431 What is that? 320 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,945 I had to record over this gladiator movie. 321 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,743 There's that pause button I slipped off. 322 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,114 Stick him, Demetrius. Get him! 323 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,278 Ohh... 324 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:55,087 Oh, honey, this is the best gift I ever got. I can't believe you did this. 325 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,151 - I love you so much. - I love you, too. 326 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,327 Ohh! 327 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,880 Oh, oh, jeez. 328 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,614 It burns. 329 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:28,525 Hello? Hi, Ink. 330 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,651 Oh, you heard about it, huh? 331 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,787 That truck took off like a rocket... 332 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,422 just like Pink on the Slip 'N Slide. 333 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,558 We didn't stun any kids, though. 334 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,898 Al and I will be by Monday. Uh-huh, early. 335 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:43,030 We'll finish up that living room then. OK, thanks. 336 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,199 Huh? 337 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,161 Ooh! 338 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:17,606 Hear that? That's a Big Block Chevy, 454, two four-bane! Carburetors 339 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:21,804 nestled on an aluminum high-rise, manifold headers, and dual exhaust.