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Randy, don't fly that in the house.
Go brush your teeth.

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Brad, hurry up.
You're gonna miss the bus.

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OK. I'm just trying to figure out what to
write for Jennifer's valentine.

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Ooh, you got Jennifer a valentine.
Gag me.

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- OK.
- All right, all right. None of that.

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- All this mushy stuff is stupid.
- You're too young to understand.

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Hey, I'm only 13 months
younger than you.

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When you get to be my age
you'll look at girls differently.

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- How, like this?
- Hey, enough. Enough.

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Randy, go brush your teeth.

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So, you got Jennifer a valentine.
That's really sweet.

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It's no big deal. I'm just gonna
give it to her at school today.

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What do you think?

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Hmm. G.l. Joe valentine.
That's nice.

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What's this thing he's holding?

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- It's a flame thrower.
- How romantic.

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What do ya got?
A G.l. Joe valentine.

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Boy, wish I had one of these
for your mom.

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Ha.

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I have a box full of them
up in my room.

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Do you have any with armored
personnel carriers on them?

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- I'll go see.
- Great!

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So, you're gonna go all out
this year, huh?

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Honey, don't worry.
I'll stop by the carwash after work,

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pick you up something special.

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Oh. I could use a hot wax and a buff.

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You know what would
have been a great idea?

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- Is to go to that Stone Creek Lodge.
- Oh, I would have loved that.

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Let's go.

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Oh, come on, honey.
You have to call way in advance.

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It's Valentine's Day weekend.
It's the busiest time of the year.

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You're right. Darn.

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Oh... but... but what do you
suppose this is? Look at that.

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"Reservations confirmed for
Mr. and Mrs. Tim Taylor

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at the Stone Creek Lodge."

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You didn't?

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You did! Oh, honey.

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- I just hope you like your room.
- Any room will be fine.

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Because you'll be staying at
the Honeymoon Suite!

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The Honeymoon Suite! Oh, good.

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You must have made reservations
like two months ago.

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- Three.
- Three! Oh!

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OK, we're going to start early
in the morning,

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drop the kids off at
Aunt Helen's on the way,

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then I whisk you to a weekend of bliss
at the Stone Creek Lodge.

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Oh, Tim, I love it
when you surprise me.

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Wait till we get to the room.

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Oohhhhhhh!

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Welcome back, everybody.

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I finished installing that trailer hitch
on the bumper.

51
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Luckily, AI was able to find
that fire extinguisher.

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Who would have thought that chrome
cleaner was that flammable?

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I guess whoever put
the warning on the label, Tim.

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OK, Al. Well, we're almost
finished for today.

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And I want you to remember that
next time,

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all next week on Tool Time we
do our salute... to camping.

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To preview what's coming up, I'm gonna
ask Lisa to bring out our sponsor

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and the president of Binford Tools,
Mr. John Binford.

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Hi, Tim. Good to be here.
Good to be here.

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Thank you. Well, you know, Lisa,

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it looks like John's decked out
in Binford's latest line

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- of camping gear, huh?
- That's right.

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Everything Mr. Binford's wearing
is totally insulated and electro-heated.

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The entire ensemble has
a 120 volts in it.

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Boy, you step out in the rain
and you're a goner, boss.

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Not true, Tim. The entire Binford line
is completely water-resistant.

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Just like you.

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You know, just seeing him in this
camping gear makes me want to

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- take my whole family camping.
- Now that's a good idea, Tim.

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- What?
- Camping.

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You should take your whole family
and go out this weekend.

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Well, actually, I got some
big plans this weekend.

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Then change them.

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How would you folks
like to see some home movies

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of Tim and his family camping?

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Well, that's settled, then.

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By golly, next week Tim is gonna
have home movies

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on Tool Time.
Thank you very much.

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Goodbye, everybody.

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Damn, I'm hotter than a hen in a sack.
Get me out of this damn crap, will you?

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John, I can't go camping this weekend.

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You're not gonna let me down,
are you, Tim?

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No, I promised Jill a valentine's
romantic getaway this weekend.

84
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Oh, golly. Well, maybe I can help.

85
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Mr. Binford, why don't I take
Tim's place?

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Oh, great idea.

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I can take videotapes of me enjoying
the camping equipment.

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Who would want to watch a bachelor
talk to himself in the forest?

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Wait a minute. AI is real popular on
the show. A lot of people like him.

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Well, I'm gonna have to get
cold-blooded about this, I guess.

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Tim, you know that you're the finest
salesman that I've ever had.

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Thanks, John.

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That's the reason that you're
host of the show. Yep.

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Tim, I've never said this before,
but, well...

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you're kind of the son that I never had.

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- Oh.
- No, it's true.

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I'd trade all six of my daughters
straight up for one of you.

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- Don't say that.
- No, it's the truth.

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Well, I've got a whole damn warehouse
full of camping stuff,

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and I've got to move it.

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To put it bluntly, my ox is in the ditch.
Can I count on you?

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Absolutely.

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I'll get it!

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Hi, Bradley.

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Hi, Jennifer.

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Oh, hi, Jennifer.
Come on in. Sit down.

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- Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Taylor. I can't stay.
- Ah, that's too bad.

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I didn't see you at school today, so I
couldn't give you your valentine. Here.

109
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Oh, that is so sweet.
All those little hearts.

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- Mom.
- Sorry. I'll be in the kitchen.

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Don't you have a valentine for me?

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Uh... no.

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Oh.

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But I'll have one to you by Monday.
It'll be a good one.

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OK. Bye.

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Bye.

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Bradley, why didn't you give her
your valentine?

118
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Because Bobby Pilsky gave her
a huge one, and he made it himself.

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I'm not gonna give her
a dinky G.l. Joe one.

120
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Well, why don't you
make one yourself?

121
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I'm not good at that stuff.

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Well, I am. Go get some construction
paper. I think I have... yes, yes.

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Some red glitter,
and maybe some doilies.

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Oh, no. Not doilies!

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Oh, oh, honey. I have something
I want to show you.

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This is all I'm gonna be wearing
this weekend.

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Boy, are you gonna be cold.

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- There's been a little change in plans.
- Change. What change?

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- Jill, you really love me, don't you?
- Of course.

130
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And we're always gonna
be together, right?

131
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Yes. Unless we're not going to
the Stone Creek Lodge this weekend.

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Oh, no. We're going to
the Stone Creek Lodge,

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- but we're taking a little side trip.
- To?

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- You're gonna think this is really funny.
- Try me.

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OK. Today on on Tool Time <i>,</i>

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I started telling everybody how we
like to go camping as a family.

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And we do, don't we?

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- Just get to the really funny part.
- OK.

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Oh, let me gather myself.
This is just so funny.

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I told Mr. Binford...

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that I'd take you all winter camping
and videotape it this weekend.

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Well, I guess I won't be needing this.

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Jill, I didn't plan it like this. He
cornered me. He offered me a bonus.

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It's some camping thing.
I couldn't make him mad.

145
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- But you can make me mad.
- Yeah!

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No. No.

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But I've got a good idea.

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We don't have to camp
for the whole weekend.

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We just have to look like we did.

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- Keep talking.
- OK, OK.

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00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,476
Now, Wilson says he goes to
this place called Crystal Lake.

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It's on the way up North.
It's near Aunt Helen's.

153
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So, I say we go to this Crystal Lake,
we go look like we're camping,

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a couple of hours,
have lunch or something,

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videotape it, get back in the car,
drop the kids off

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and we are at the lodge in front
of a cozy fire.

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- It might work.
- Oh! It will work. Trust me, OK?

158
00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:32,273
The last time I trusted you we had Mark.

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Boys, sing with me.

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<i>♪ A camping we will go
a camping we will go</i>

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<i>♪ Hi-ho, the dairy-0...
ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho</i>

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Well, that's the spirit, Brad.

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Dad, I'm trying to come up with a poem
for Jennifer's valentine.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
You're a little stuck there, huh?

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Yeah. Take a look.

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OK. "'L think you're swell,
I think you're sweet".

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00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,097
- You know what could follow this?
- What?

168
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,870
"How'd you like to smell my feet?"

169
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,933
Here comes Mom.

170
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:14,015
- Wow, this is great, Mom.
- Cut, honey. Just cut, cut.

171
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,450
What took you so long, honey?

172
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,819
I had a little problem with that hill.
I slid down it.

173
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,323
- Are you all right?
- No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

174
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,256
- A tree broke my fall.
- Oh.

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00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,987
I don't wanna sound like I'm
complaining or anything,

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but I'm so cold I can't feel my toes.

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00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,932
- Did you turn on your electric socks?
- No.

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I did, and my feet are
roasty-toasty warm.

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00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,832
Look, let's just pitch the tent,
build the fire,

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00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,240
sing "Kumbaya," and get out of here.
Give me those instructions.

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OK, I'm with you 100%,
my little valentine.

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OK, guys, we need some firewood.
So, go collect me some.

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But stay together.

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OK, Jill.

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I want you to start reading me
the instructions and we'll put this up,

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take some pictures, and be all set.
Oh...

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00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,258
This new Binford stuff doesn't
look like our tent.

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00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,993
OK. Here it is. It says,
"Spread out the tent body

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with the floor to the ground."

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00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,136
Piece of cake.
All right, keep... keep reading.

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"Join the shockcorded pole sections
to form four poles,"

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each 13 feet long.

193
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:17,070
The pole sleeves begin approximately

194
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:20,208
"15 inches up from any floor webbing
loop." Are you getting this?

195
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:23,151
Does it look like I'm getting this?

196
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,780
"Insert the first two poles
into the two sleeves."

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00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,155
After getting two complete poles
through the sleeves,

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you place the aluminum-tipped end

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"into the grommet of
the floor webbing loop." That's this.

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00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,560
- Floor webbing... this. OK.
- Yeah.

201
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:41,036
"By now it should be partially erect."

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The tent.

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00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:46,508
- All right. Now, let me have that.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

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00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,306
- No, you see, it goes over here.
- Honey, honey, honey, Let go, please.

205
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,368
- Well, let me help you.
- Let go of it!

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00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,973
- OK.
- Ow! Oh, oh. Honey, honey.

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00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:56,315
- Are you OK?
- Oh, you punctured my sock battery.

208
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:59,117
No, you punctured your sock battery.

209
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,021
Can you do something else?
I'll do the tent.

210
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,687
Well, OK. I'll set up the camp stove.

211
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:17,133
They burning tir...?
It smells like burning tires, doesn't it?

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00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,197
It's your feet!

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00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,476
And your breath smells fresh, too.

214
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,571
No, no, no, I mean it. Lt's your feet,
your feet, your feet, feet!

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00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,842
They're smoking!

216
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,650
Aaah!

217
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:35,454
- Man, I'm starving.
- Me, too. When are we gonna eat?

218
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,984
As soon as Daddy gets back
from the car with the food.

219
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:42,521
He's been gone a long time.
Maybe he's lost.

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If he doesn't come back, you know
what the rule of the forest is?

221
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:50,170
- What?
- We eat the youngest first.

222
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,838
- Hey, Dad, where's the food?
- It's in the trunk of the car.

223
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,883
Why didn't you bring it?
We're hungry.

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00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,180
I got half way to the car,
I turned right around,

225
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:05,051
because I think my boys need some
wilderness training.

226
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,589
What?

227
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:09,990
Listen, you can get lost
in these woods pretty easy.

228
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,325
So, I have a little test for you.

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Where do you think the car is?

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You lost the car, didn't you, Dad?

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It's right where I left it.

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Right. I'm gonna go tell Mom
you lost the car.

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There's no reason she should know
this. Come here. Stop!

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Well, don't you think she's gonna figure
it out when we start walking home?

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How long do you suppose you can
survive out here on your own?

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You're right.
Mom doesn't need to know.

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Hey, honey, you got the tent up,
a fire going.

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Yeah, it's easy, you know?

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As long as you're just are patient
and you follow the instructions.

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And you have your wonderful,
cooperative boys to help you.

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- We even got it on video.
- Great.

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- Now all we need is the food.
- Hah.

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- Food?
- Yeah. Where is it?

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I can't find it.

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What do you mean, you can't find it?
It's in the trunk of the car.

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Oh, my God. You lost the car?

247
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Honey, don't panic. Don't panic.

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I came up here to get my compass.

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- Well, what good is that gonna do?
- Honey, now I know where north is.

250
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,591
So? How does that help you
find the car?

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It's so technical.
It's hard to explain, honey.

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Tim, why don't you just admit it?

253
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There is no way we're gonna make it
to Stone Creek Lodge.

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Oh, yes, we are. All we got to do
is find the car, get the food,

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bring it down here, cook a lunch,
make a video, pack it up,

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put the kids in the car,
take them to Aunt Helen's,

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and we whisk away to the romantic
weekend at Stone Creek Lodge

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just like I promised.
No matter what you think, we're going.

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- Well, I don't think it's gonna happen.
- Well, I'm gonna make it happen.

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00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,587
Tim, you already burned up your socks,
you lost your rod and reel,

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now you can't find the car.
You're trying to do too much.

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It's not gonna happen!

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You're insinuating this is my fault?

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00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,863
No, I'm not insinuating it's your fault.

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I'm saying it. It's your fault.
You. Fault. You. Your fault!

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I am not gonna stand here
and listen to this.

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- I'm going to the car.
- Fine.

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Fine.

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- The car is that way.
- Shows how much you know.

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Told you.

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Brad? Hey, Randy, is that you?
Hello?

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Hey.

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Hi-ho, neighbor.

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- Wilson?
- Didn't mean to startle you, Tim.

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What are you doing up here?

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Well, I always come up here for
Valentine's Day.

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Spend time with
my true love, Mother Nature.

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00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,628
Well, I'm glad you're here.
I'm lost.

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That's why I come up here, Tim.
To lose myself.

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Only when you lose yourself can you
begin to find yourself.

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I must be really found, because I'm
completely lost. You got a minute?

282
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,972
Well, Tim, I think I can squeeze you in.

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00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,744
For three months I've been planning on
this romantic weekend with Jill,

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and I said nothing was gonna
interfere with it.

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Hmm-mmm.

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00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,520
So, me, Mr. Bone-head,
I go ahead and tell Mr. Binford

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that I'm gonna have a weekend
winter camping with my family

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- the same weekend.
- Hmm-mmm.

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00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,264
Why did you do that, Tim?

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00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,893
Wilson, I thought I could do both,
you know, and make everyone happy.

291
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,733
Well, Tim, let me tell you a little story,

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about a doe.
A deer. A female deer.

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00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,674
You're not gonna break into song,
are you?

294
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,239
No, no, no, no, no, Tim.

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00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:56,081
Anyway, once, when I was driving up
here, I came across a young deer

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standing in the middle of the road.

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And my headlights
were shining directly into it's eyes.

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She started to move one way,
then she moved another way.

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Then she panicked, she froze.

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I had to swerve the car to avoid hitting
her. Ended up running into a tree.

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- Whoa.
- Now, the deer was happy, but I wasn't.

302
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:18,174
If she had chosen one direction and ran,
we both would've been happy.

303
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:26,378
You see, Tim, when you try to go in too
many directions at once,

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you end up going nowhere.

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00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,752
I know what direction I wanna go.
Right to that Stone Creek Lodge.

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00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,792
- Good for you, Tim.
- But first, I've got to go get my car.

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00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:40,126
Well, I parked my truck right next to it.
It's 300 yards south by southeast.

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- Thank you, Wilson.
- I'll walk with you, Tim.

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00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,295
Thanks, Mom.
This hot chocolate is great.

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00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:52,103
Thank you.
You want some more, sweetheart?

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00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,667
Yes, please.

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00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,447
What was that?

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00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:04,044
Oh, I don't know, but don't worry about
it. You're completely safe here.

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00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,724
Hey, Mom, this camping stuff is really
fun. I'm glad Dad wanted to do this.

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00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,761
You are?

316
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,696
Yeah. You didn't have fun putting up
the tent and making the fire?

317
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:19,327
Well, actually, I've been real focused
on getting to the lodge,

318
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:23,305
but... I'm having a real good time.

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00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,842
Do you mind if we go over there
and build a snow fort?

320
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,174
No, as long as you don't
wander off alone.

321
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,779
Oh, thank God. I was getting worried.

322
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,654
I heard this awful howling.

323
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,319
Oh, that was me.

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00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,887
Couldn't find any leaves,
I had to use a pine cone.

325
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,743
- What are you drinking?
- Oh, it's hot chocolate. You want some?

326
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,609
Where did you get hot chocolate?

327
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:09,585
Well, the boys had a candy bar.
So, I just melted some snow with it.

328
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,814
Wow. It tastes like mint.

329
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,757
I added some toothpaste.

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00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,590
- What is the deal with that string?
- Well...

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00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,187
I found the car.
And I moved it up to this little hill,

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00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,392
so I wouldn't loose it this time.
But just to make sure,

333
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:26,595
I took this 200-pound test fishing line,
tied one end to the bumper

334
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,901
and the other end's being tied to me.
We're not losing the car again.

335
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,135
You know, Tim, it's getting dark.

336
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,108
I don't think you're gonna be
able to finish that video.

337
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,773
Oh, forget the video. And I'm sorry I
dragged you into this thing,

338
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:41,443
but right now, I've got one direction.
That Stone Creek Lodge.

339
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:45,454
Look, Tim, let's be realistic.

340
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,150
By the time we pack up here,
drop off the boys,

341
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:51,592
drive to the lodge, we're only gonna
have time to fall asleep, check out,

342
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,687
pick up the boys, and go home.

343
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,561
What? Do you suggest we stay here?

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00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,158
Yeah.

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00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:03,002
- We can do it. It'll be fun.
- Boy, I love you, Jill.

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00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:08,636
Besides, it doesn't matter
where you are on Valentine's day,

347
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,738
just who you're with.

348
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:22,456
This is all I'll be wearing tonight.

349
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:26,223
Tim, did you say that you parked
the car on a steep hill?

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00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,289
- Uh-huh.
- Did you set the parking brake?

351
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:33,302
Why would I wanna do that?
Oh, geez!

352
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:48,177
I'll be right back.

353
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,324
- What's the matter?
- I can't do this.

354
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,828
- What if she thinks it's stupid?
- She won't. I helped you make it.

355
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,592
And I helped you write the poem.
She'll think it's great.

356
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:05,396
Go on. Don't leave her
standing out there by herself. Go on.

357
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:21,043
- Here. I made this.
- Oh, Bradley.

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00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,609
"L'll give you candy
and I'll give you a flower.

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00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,383
Forget Bobby Pilsky,
I have more power."