1 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:16,811 Ah. And thus you have... 2 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,413 a beautifully decorated nameplate for your home. 3 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:23,757 So when you come to my door, whose house is it, AI? 4 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,923 Rolyat Mit. 5 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:29,557 All you gotta do is read it, and it says... 6 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:32,000 "Rolyat Mit." 7 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,938 How did I screw that up? 8 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:38,806 Well, anyway, that's just one of the uses for a scrolling saber saw. 9 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:42,813 Another way to make a scroll cut is use your coping saw. 10 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:45,543 Say, AI, do you suppose they call these coping saws 11 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,846 'cause they're good at handling stress? 12 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:54,349 I don't think so, Rolyat. 13 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,158 Thanks, AI. I mean, La. 14 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:01,995 Anyway, all this week, La and I will be doing our salute... 15 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,830 to saws. 16 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:07,532 Now, to most people, saws just mean noise, 17 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:10,040 wood chips, and maybe a missing finger or two. 18 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,736 Not to me. 19 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:17,145 To me, a saw says the sound of power, something a man can relate to. 20 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,205 Yeah, now this bad boy is raw power. 21 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,752 "Uhh," yourselves, yeah. 22 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,118 This is a 3.5-cubic inch chain saw. 23 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:27,158 Automatic oil, manual chain style. 24 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,423 Aah! 25 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,805 You won't have this thing too long before you hear the wife going, 26 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:46,105 "Are you sure you're supposed to have that running in the bedroom?!" 27 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:50,672 You want to cut down on the noise, put some tape across her mouth. 28 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,217 I'm kidding. AI, the women know I'm kidding, right? 29 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:56,083 That's Tim "He's Not Kidding" Tay... 30 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:02,582 Boy, I'm tired of that sign, AI. Besides, the women know I'm kidding. 31 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:06,062 If not, they're probably too busy yapping to hear me anyway. 32 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,259 That's Tim Taylor, care of Tool Time, 33 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,494 - P.O. Box 327... - Al. 34 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,559 Al... 35 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,901 Does the words "job search" mean anything to you at all? 36 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,505 What I'm trying to say here is that tools in general 37 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:24,708 don't just have to make banging, crashing, sawing noises. 38 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,581 Tools can also make music. 39 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,813 And to prove my point, 40 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,551 I've got a special guest invited here to Tool Time. 41 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:37,720 So I expect a big Tool Time welcome for Miss Janeen Rae Heller! 42 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,370 Hi, Janeen. This is my assistant, AI. 43 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,372 Oh, I'm a big fan of yours, AI. 44 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:51,375 Thanks for that. Why don't you sit right down here? 45 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:55,470 As we all can plainly see, Janeen's got an ordinary Binford cross-cut saw, 46 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:58,516 which means we're gonna have her build us a sun porch. 47 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,347 No, Tim, I'm gonna be playing music. 48 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,411 Music to even the most sensitive of ears. Hit it, Janeen. 49 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,514 - Any requests? - Well, maybe... 50 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,581 Uh, well, yes. I have one. 51 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,719 It's from my favorite movie. 52 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:13,059 Do you know the theme to Dumbo? 53 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:20,763 Tim, that's my favorite movie about an elephant. 54 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:29,703 - I would like to hear "Greensleeves." - Oh, let's party. 55 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,014 I know that. 56 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:37,247 (I "Greensleeves?" 57 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,386 - Would you turn that down, please? - What? 58 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,227 Turn it down! It's hurting my ears. 59 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:22,687 Hurt your ears? I barely have it on. 60 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:26,169 - Turn it down, turn it down... - You'll break the... 61 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,298 See? Isn't that much better? 62 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:33,276 Is the stereo on, hon? 63 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,337 When you listen to it that loud, it just sounds terrible. 64 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,712 Music is to be experienced. 65 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,581 That's why you got to crank it up. 66 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,418 Isn't that better? 67 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,290 No. 68 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,762 - Oh, I don't believe this. - What's wrong? 69 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,272 I think I blew out the woofer in these things. 70 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,035 Well, can you fix that? 71 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:07,544 You know, these are old. 72 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,604 Why don't we buy new speakers? 73 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,240 No. No, no, no... 74 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,750 Think about it. They're great. 75 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:17,151 I been reading a lot about speakers. They're changing. 76 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:21,124 Five-way bass reflex, right? Triple-crossover networks. 77 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:24,218 It excites me so much when you talk about conductors, 78 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:26,263 - high response... - Jill... 79 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,765 - megahertz, tweeters... - You got a minute? 80 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:31,267 - Woofers. - You got a minute now? 81 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,498 - Can I speak for just one second here? - All right. 82 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,335 They're new. Everything's got magnetic dampening 83 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,875 to cooling, mini-tweeters. 84 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,876 They got aluminum diaphragms now in 'em. 85 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:45,048 You just rest. I'm going down to Lucky G's Stereo and check it out. 86 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:48,517 You're not gonna buy anything but speakers, right? 87 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,110 - Nothing else. - No. No. 88 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:53,020 Maybe look at amps. Digital audio's out. Kinda cool. 89 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,319 You stay here. I'll go buy the speakers. 90 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:57,054 Jill, please, please, please, please, please stay here. 91 00:06:57,116 --> 00:07:00,529 You go, you'll end up getting matching woodgrain and a soft décor 92 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,465 - to go with carpets, chairs and linoleum. - Mm-hmm. 93 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,003 Men's speakers. That's what I'm after. 94 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:06,559 Speakers with attitude. 95 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,232 Speakers that haven't shaved in a couple of days, that's it. 96 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:13,835 Before you get all these hairy speakers, I want you to stop and think to yourself, 97 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:17,074 "What would Jill want me to buy?" 98 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:18,638 I always do that. 99 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:21,446 - Well, listen this time. - All right. 100 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:24,454 I'll buy sensible speakers, but... we could upgrade the amp, 101 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,511 I could boost the power and rewire... 102 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,991 No boosting, no rewiring. I just want something simple that I can turn on. 103 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:31,153 Like me. 104 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,021 Not that simple. 105 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,896 - Dad, are these good speakers? - You bet. The best. 106 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,702 Dual concentric design speaker elements 107 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,539 with the tweeter inside the woofer. 108 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,977 Woof! 109 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:53,006 OK, you get the doughnuts. I'll distract Dad. 110 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:54,676 Hey, Dad. 111 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,344 Yes, son. 112 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:00,854 - How's it going? - OK. 113 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:03,120 I got a question for you. 114 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,184 How do you build a house? 115 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,253 That's a good question. 116 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,062 All right, first you select the site where you're gonna build. 117 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,124 Then you pick the style of house, 118 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:16,298 and then you put the doughnuts right back in the cupboard. 119 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:19,002 Aw, man! 120 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:24,404 Where you going? I haven't finished. Then you pour the foundation... 121 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,143 Later, Dad. 122 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:31,848 Dad, I found the instructions. You said there weren't any. 123 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:38,028 Real men don't use instructions, son. 124 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,564 Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion 125 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,191 of how to put this together. 126 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,258 We got a better way, don't we? 127 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,930 - Yeah! - Yeah! 128 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:51,100 While I got you, help me take these boxes out to the garbage, all right? 129 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,914 Hi-de-ho, big neighbor and little neighbor. 130 00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,380 Hi, Wilson. 131 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:00,417 I see you got yourself some stereo equipment. 132 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,646 - State of the art, my friend. - Mm-hmm. 133 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,748 I was looking for speakers, but I ended up with a whole entertainment center. 134 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,371 So you and Jill went shopping together. 135 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,451 She couldn't make it, so I'm hoping to surprise her. 136 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,962 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm. 137 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:16,728 Wait till she sees the CD player. Eight times oversampling. 138 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:20,032 Holds 18 CDs. 139 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,538 We could party all night, man. 140 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,368 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 141 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,675 Your lovely wife just came in, and I think you're right. 142 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,944 She does look surprised. 143 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,214 Well, Jill? What do you think? 144 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,415 How much did it cost? 145 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:42,425 Well, not a lot, considering all the titanium... 146 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,586 How much?! 147 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:49,895 Well... nothing. Actually, it's on a five-day trial. 148 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,903 If you don't like it, you get your money back. 149 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:57,135 I thought you were gonna ask yourself, "What would Jill want me to buy?" 150 00:09:57,196 --> 00:10:00,075 I asked her. This is what she said. 151 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:05,241 Ohh... No, the-the salesman down at the stereo place... Biff... 152 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:09,582 said... "Are you into opera?" 153 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,987 - Oh, Biff asked you that? - Yeah. 154 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:17,619 And he said that if you are, you'd like the Dolby Pro Logic Surround Sound. 155 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:20,493 - Oh, I see. Yeah. - Yeah. 156 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,729 - So you just bought all this stuff for me. - Absolutely. 157 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,996 - What is this thing right there? - Your new police scanner. 158 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,745 Gee, thanks. It's just what I always wanted. 159 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,406 I was gonna wait for our anniversary, but, you know... 160 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,949 It's a special time for me. 161 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,281 Why are you so obsessed with all this gadgetry? 162 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,251 This is way too complicated. 163 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,829 - This couldn't be simpler. - Oh, yeah? 164 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,118 OK, then you tell me, how do I turn the TV on? 165 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,783 Piece of cake. 166 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:52,295 Set your pre-amp, turn on your amp, set VTR button to "TV," 167 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:56,128 sound system acoustical or flat, Dolby up one "C," 168 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,895 flip on your monitor. 169 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:02,201 Tim, box it up, open the door, put it in the car, take it back. 170 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:06,767 Look, I anticipated your techno-fright. 171 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,834 Watch what I did. 172 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,972 I rewired the whole system to be sound-sensitive. 173 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,778 What's that? Listen to this. 174 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,444 You just turn the whole unit on, OK? 175 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,784 Now, you want the TV on? 176 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,221 Clap once. 177 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,418 Come on. 178 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,130 See'? 179 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:31,066 Oh, no, uh, TV's twice. 180 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,937 Three times TV. There... 181 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,670 OK, this won't do. 182 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:42,645 OK... 183 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,011 Just turn it all off. 184 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,982 Tim... 185 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,454 Turn off! Stop it! 186 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,457 Hello! Ho! Ho! Ho! 187 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:58,427 Look, I have a very technical solution. 188 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,290 - Yah... - It worked. 189 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,034 - Tim? - ' Yeah? 190 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,505 I have a question about this remote you installed, where you clap. 191 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,563 Uh-huh. 192 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,269 When we're watching the opera tomorrow and the audience applauds, 193 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,438 will that turn the TV off? 194 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,379 Help me out and grab that bare wire for me, will you, please? 195 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,614 I don't want to be a nagging wife. 196 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,091 Well, then how will I recognize you? 197 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:32,755 Ahh! All right, you're loving and supporting. Let go! 198 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,264 What are you, a mud wrestler on the weekends? 199 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,231 Mark, your ride is here! Get a move on! 200 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,751 "For the series of your equipment, 201 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,380 "locate audio-in jack and auxiliary output. 202 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,618 For VCR and CD, reverse process or go..." 203 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:05,651 Ah, jeez. Do I go in from the output or out from the input? 204 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,198 - Hi-de-ho, neighbor. - Hi, Wilson. 205 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,256 Did you get that sound system hooked up yet? 206 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:13,929 Oh, yeah. Piece of cake, man. 207 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,496 - Can I ask you a question? - Woof my tweeter, Tim. 208 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:23,472 When you listen to your music, do you have it up so loud it rattles the walls? 209 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,779 I used to, Tim, but nowadays when I pound on the bongos that hard, 210 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,876 it just makes my palms sore. 211 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,476 Right. 212 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,524 Jill thinks I'm obsessed with all this stereo technology. 213 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,923 - Mm-hmm-hmm. - That's not it, you know. 214 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,952 I like the loud music, but I like sound. That's what I like. 215 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:43,296 I like 20 megahertz roaring through my body, shaking my bladder. 216 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,801 My brain's blasting, my stomach's quivering... 217 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,769 Aw“. 218 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,103 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 219 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:54,406 See, it's not unlike what the ancient Greeks felt during a dithyramb. 220 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,207 - Dithyramb? - Mm-hmm. 221 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,906 How do you spell that? 222 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:01,679 Well, let's just say a poem with wild and irregular rhythms. 223 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,242 - Let's just say that. - Right. 224 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,846 The dithyramb actually was a prelude to Greek theater. 225 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,653 There was much stylized dancing and chanting 226 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:12,321 as 50 naked men danced to the beat of a drum. 227 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:18,426 I think there's a place like that down by the airport. 228 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,970 One of my favorite dithyrambs actually is quite similar to the chorus 229 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:25,236 in a play by Aeschylus. "Give ear to my dithyramb. Ho!" 230 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,811 "My flesh crawls while I listen to them pray. 231 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,283 "The day of doom has waited long. 232 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:39,790 "Oh, pain, grown into the race and blood-dripping stroke 233 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:44,157 "and grinding cry of disaster moaning 234 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,095 and impossible weight to bear." 235 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:54,201 Hmm. I am cleansed. 236 00:14:57,162 --> 00:15:00,041 These guys would do that naked? 237 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,211 Thank you all. 238 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,310 Thank you all. 239 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,321 - Ar-ar! - Ar-ar yourselves. 240 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,880 Cut it out. Welcome to the show. 241 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,857 We have a very special program. I'm Tim Taylor. 242 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,260 This is my assistant AI "I Wish I Could Be Tim Taylor" Borland. 243 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,925 Like I said, we have a very special show today. 244 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,800 You mean you're not going to break anything, Tim? 245 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:32,903 Maybe just your contract, fella. 246 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,546 Last time, if you remember, we saw Janeen Rae Heller play her saw. 247 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,809 That's right. 248 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,544 You remember seeing Janeen play the saw? 249 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,951 Yes, Tim, I've seen her saw. 250 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,285 So, you say you saw her saw? 251 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,552 Yes, I saw her saw. 252 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,155 So? 253 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,766 So now you're saying you saw her sew. 254 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,568 Not so. I've seen her saw. 255 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,337 I see. Well, enough of that nonsense. 256 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,934 Anyway, after the show, 257 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,947 we got a terrific letter from the guys at K&B Construction Company. 258 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,607 Boy, were they pumped. 259 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,947 They wrote me, and I was excited to see 'em, 260 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:16,953 so I've invited them down here to Tool Time, 261 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,615 and I want you all to give a big Tool Time welcome 262 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,318 to the boys from K&B Construction, Bay City, Michigan... 263 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,359 Rock, Dwayne, Pete and Juke! 264 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,739 It's really nice to have you back again. 265 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,570 Great to be back, Timmy. 266 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,941 We were so inspired by Janeen's performance on that saw, 267 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,878 next day we went out to the job site 268 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,644 and just started listening to the sounds of the tools around us. 269 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,980 We kept hearing the reverberation of steel on steel... 270 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,044 Oh, yeah. 271 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,387 - Sledgehammers crackin' concrete... - Ar-ar-ar! 272 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,392 And jackhammers bustin' cement! 273 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,654 Yes! 274 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,697 Yeah, it was a veritable cacophony, 275 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:05,964 culminating in a creative crescendo. 276 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,508 Timmy, it was amazing. 277 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:16,808 Old Juke here whipped out his mouth harp, started playing along with those sounds. 278 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,112 Musical magic was happening right there, way above the traffic. 279 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,778 You guys making music like that reminds me of a dithyramb. 280 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,481 You know, that Greek thing where 50 guys get out naked 281 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,751 and dance in a field? Ha! 282 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,728 You know what... You know what I mean. 283 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,771 Well, we don't have time for that, Tim. 284 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:44,000 See, we only get an hour off for lunch. 285 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,804 Rock, what do you have for us? 286 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:51,939 Oh, well, Timmy, the guys and I have formed a band. 287 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,611 I'll be playing the angle grinder and a 55-gallon drum. 288 00:17:55,674 --> 00:18:00,089 Tim, I'm gonna be on the galvanized piping chimes 289 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,455 and also on the anvil. 290 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:07,259 Tim, I'll be on the trash can, the gas cans and the wrench. 291 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:10,323 In fact, Tim, I am the entire rhythm section. 292 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,927 And, Timmy, the lovely Janeen is back to fill in the melody. 293 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,699 Oh, God. Oh. 294 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,041 Janeen, thank you for returning to the show. 295 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,047 - Why don't you sit right here? - Thanks, Tlm. 296 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,879 My body's quivering right now just thinking about this. 297 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,113 People like this build together to build a band 298 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,212 that plays with only tools. 299 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,554 I guess, AI, we could call this "heavy metal." 300 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:40,758 I don't think so, Tim, but I do find them riveting. 301 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,823 That's a good one, AI. 302 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:47,200 Timmy, you're gonna love this. We wrote this one just for you. 303 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,365 We call it "The Ratchet Rhapsody." 304 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,998 We-e-e-ell. 305 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,342 Making their television debut right here on Tool Time, 306 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,540 K&B and the boys and Janeen. 307 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,641 Rock, let's roll! 308 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:01,707 Pete! 309 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:04,617 That would be me. 310 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,453 1!2!1,2,3! 311 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,476 ♪ Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-da-da 312 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,713 ♪ Ba-ba-da-ba-da 313 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,384 ♪ Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-da-da 314 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,652 ♪ Ba-da 315 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,490 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da-da-da ♪ 316 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:59,032 Come on, Pete! Take it, Pete! 317 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,542 Whoo! 318 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,877 - Whoo! - Whoo! 319 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:34,476 AI! 320 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:42,011 Whoa! 321 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,826 Oh, yeah! 322 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,456 Thank you! Thank you! 323 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,398 Ar-ar-ar! 324 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,995 Thank you. Thank you! 325 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,336 Whoo! 326 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,798 OK, Tim, are you ready? 327 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:09,004 Yeah, Dad, we wanna listen to the speakers. 328 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,069 Prepare to be amazed. 329 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:14,379 I've got 500 watts running through this bad boy. 330 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:20,114 500 watts? Is it safe for us to be sitting here? 331 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,624 It's as safe as any other job I've done. 332 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,594 - OK, boys, let's go. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, come back here! 333 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,791 I mean it. Sit down here. 334 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,425 All right, Ms. Negativity, 335 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,198 prepare yourself for a lovely Sunday afternoon 336 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:37,900 at the Metropolitan Opera in beautiful Surround Sound. 337 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,778 I'll adjust the acoustic level to "concert hall." 338 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:47,347 Whoa, that's wonderful, Tim, but... 339 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,612 turn it down. 340 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,052 I'm trying, damn it. 341 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,056 R's stuck. 342 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,839 - I talked to the insurance agent. - I hope they're gonna pay for this. 343 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,442 Yeah, they are, but they're doubling our deductible. 344 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,384 Why? 345 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:28,118 They seem to think that you're accident-prone. 346 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,651 Where are they getting that idea? 347 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,630 Well, Tim, just stop and think about it. 348 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:43,298 AI, I was gonna get to that. 349 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,706 Lawn ho! 350 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:48,473 Whoo! 351 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,180 Whoa! 352 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,948 Aah! 353 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,994 I see. I get that point. I do. 354 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,297 Whoa! 355 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,136 Why don't I just open my shirt and let him crawl right in, huh? 356 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:22,006 Uhh! 357 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,842 Ohh... 358 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,051 Ahh! 359 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,487 Lawn ho!