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Thank you very much
and welcome to <i>Tool Time</i>

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I'm your host, of course,
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,

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and you all know my assistant
Al "I can't find a better job" Borland.

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Anyway, all this week Al and I
will be doin' our salute to safety,

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'cause, after all, Al, a safe workplace
is a happy workplace. Right?

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I wouldn't know, Tim.

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And who better to help us
with our salute to safety week,

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than the boys
at K&B Construction Company?

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Let's get 'em out here with a big round
of applause from the <i>Tool Time</i> crowd.

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Come on, get 'em out here.

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- Welcome aboard, guys.
- Always great to be here, Timmy.

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The reason I asked these guys down here
is a darn good one.

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The guys probably have
the toughest job in construction

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in the state of Michigan -
workin' on the high steel.

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And these guys have a perfect
safety record for the last 195 days.

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195.

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- Think about that...
- Timmy.

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I'm afraid that record stopped at 194.

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Good night, nurse. What happened?

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Well, yesterday, somebody
had a little accident with a rivet.

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Well, you see, Tim, I was so excited
about coming back on your show,

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I let one of those red-hot rivets slip.

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Yes, you did.

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Hey, look on the bright side.
You didn't burn any hair.

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Tim, rivet accidents
are no laughing matter.

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And neither are you, Al.

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Hey, before we get
to our safety demonstration,

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I'd like to get to a letter
on a very controversial subject.

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By a Charles Eddington,
from Grosse Pointe, Michigan.

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He writes, "Dear Tim."

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"You've taken this masculinism bit too far.

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"All you do is use loud tools,
act macho and grunt like an ape.

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Your show makes me sick and so do you."

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<i>(chortles)</i>

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He continues,

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"I'd like to see a lot less of that Al guy.
I hate Al."

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- Can I see that, Tim?
- We don't have time for that, Al.

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You know...

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Maybe Chas is right. Maybe we should
stop this gruntin'. What do you think?

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- <i>(all)</i> No.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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Folks, what do you think?
Stop the gruntin'?

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<i>(audience)</i> No.

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Well, Chucky, I tried.

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I think it's time to give this letter
back to the complaint department.

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Lisa.

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- Here you go, Tim. All loaded.
- Thanks, Lisa.

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Chucky, this...

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is the complaint department.

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Al.

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Wanna hold that letter up for me?

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I don't think so, Tim.

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I'd like to respond by saying,
"Charlie, thanks for sharing your feelings."

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Please feel free to write anytime.

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<i>(Jill)</i> Well, what do you think?
Can we put the kids in the middle?

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Mom, why are you
dropping flowers on the table?

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They're petals, see? It's romantic.

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I'm gonna give your father
this surprise dinner tonight

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and I want everything to be perfect for him.

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Then why aren't you eating
in front of the TV?

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Why don't you go get your suitcase?
Randy, come on, move it.

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Not yet.
I think Brad and Jennifer are gonna kiss.

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What?

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Well, they've been looking
at each other like that for an hour.

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I have never seen him
stare at anything that long.

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Maybe I should just glue
his history book to her face.

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They're coming.

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- Bye, Mrs. Taylor.
- Jennifer. I didn't know you were still here.

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Bye.

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- Will I see you tomorrow?
- Yeah, I'll be playing football at the park.

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- Maybe I'll come by.
- That'd be great.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Well, Jennifer punched you.

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Kathy Kramer said
when a girl punches a boy,

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she wants to get a hot kiss on the lips.

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That is not what it means.

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Well, Kathy Kramer should know, Mom.
She went to school in France.

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You stay away from her.

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And Brad, you are way too young
to be thinking about kissing.

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There's other things
that you need to think about first.

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Like... shaving.

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I've shaved.

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Not a cat, stupid.

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We'll go pack.

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<i>(overlapping shouts)</i>

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<i>(Al)</i> You're representing <i>Tool Time</i> here.

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You do better when you don't concentrate.
Just don't concentrate.

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- That's it.
- Time.

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All right, let's see. Rock, you've got...

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14 peanuts in your hat.

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Tim...

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- you've got 15.
- Yes!

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No! Count 'em again!

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Still champion. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
The crowd goes wild. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's gettin' late, guys.
I'm gonna call my wife real quick.

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No, wait, Tim. Am I hearing this right?
You have to check in with the little woman?

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Those pants come
in a man's size, Timmy?

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Hey, back off, fellas. I'm showing a little
consideration. You got a problem with this?

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- <i>(phone rings)</i>
- <i>(soft music)</i>

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- Hello.
- Hey, butthead.

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Excuse me?

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<i>Honey. you're not a butthead. of course</i>
<i>I got hit with a peanut</i>

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Tim, where are you?

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I'm down at Big Mike's
with the guys from K&B.

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Well, I thought you said this morning
that you were coming right home.

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<i>I know I said that But we had a great</i>
<i>show so we stopped by for a few beers</i>

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- <i>Is that all right?</i>
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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That sounds like fun.

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But I want you to know that
I'm really looking forward to seeing you.

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Same here, you know. I'll be home
real soon. 15 minutes tops. I'm on my...

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on my way out the door right now.
Set your timer.

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OK. I'm just gonna be listening to a little...

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- Billie Holiday.
- Yeah, I'm comin' right home.

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- I'll be waiting.
- <i>OK. bye-bye</i>

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Bye-bye.

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- Hey, guys, I think I gotta get outta here.
- No. You just got here.

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You can't leave.
Your peanut crown's on the line.

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You've been challenged
in the Peanut Plunge.

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- By who? I beat everybody.
- Except me.

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<i>(all)</i> Oh.

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- One more.
- Set it up. Set it up.

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Two hours. Unbelievable.

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"Set the timer."

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Hello.

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It's me.

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Hey, Jill.
What are you doin' sittin' here in the...

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Uh-oh.

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Hey, looks like
you planned something special.

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- Yeah.
- You put together a little dinner for...

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Uh-huh.

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Hey, where are the kids?

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Your mother came and picked 'em up.

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No kids. Oh, no.

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Yeah, so we could have a nice
romantic evening alone together,

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just me and that chicken on your plate.

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So you must have had to
carry the conversation.

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I just wanna know what happened to
"15 minutes. Set the timer."

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Honey, I'm really sorry, but the guys and I
got in some real serious discussions

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about...

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relationship things,
you know, men-women stuff.

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Sharing feelings.

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Pretty heavy stuff.

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I spent two days planning this evening.

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Do you have any idea how long it's been

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since we had a quiet,
romantic evening together?

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I was on the phone.
Why didn't you say, "Come home"?

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- I wanted to surprise you.
- Well, I'm surprised.

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Come on, Jill. Lighten up. I didn't
understand what you meant on the phone.

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Well, what did you think I meant
when I said all that stuff

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about how I was looking forward
to seeing you and "I'll be waiting"?

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Like you said it like that - "I'll be waiting."

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Well, I wanted to be more subtle.
What did you want me to say?

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"The kids are gone, I'm home alone.
Come and take me, big daddy."

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That I understand.

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- Good night.
- Come on, Jill.

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I don't go out with these guys every night.
What's making you so angry?

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I am angry because you said

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you were going to be home in 15 minutes
and then you weren't.

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Because I'm flirting with you like crazy
on the phone and you didn't even notice.

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And most of all, because
I went to all this trouble for nothing.

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I spent the whole evening by myself, and
now you're stuck with a plate of cold food.

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Don't worry about me,
I ate at the bar.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't have dessert.

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When a girl punches you...

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do you think she wants to kiss you?

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If it's an uppercut, no.

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If it's a short jab
to the shoulder, maybe.

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That's what I thought.

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Has Jennifer been
giving you jabs or uppercuts?

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Jabs.

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- Does that worry you?
- Yeah.

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Me too.

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But when you and Mom kiss,
do you ever bump noses?

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Are you kiddin'?
We got the tilt thing down.

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When you kiss a woman,
you gotta lean to one side,

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she's gotta go the other side,
so you don't mash noses.

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Unless you could find a woman
whose nose is big enough

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you could fit right into it.

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- Listen...
- Dad...

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Don't rush into this kissing thing, OK?

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That's what Mom said.
She said I'm too young.

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She's right. She's really smart.
We didn't start kissing till last week.

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- Hey, doof, wanna go play some football?
- Don't punch me.

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He punched you, gotta kiss him. Come on.

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No way.

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Hey, hey. Leave those eggs alone, please.
That's my breakfast.

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Where's Mom?
And how come you're eating alone?

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- No reason.
- You and Mom have a fight?

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No, we did not have a fight.

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- So what did you do wrong, Dad?
- I didn't do anything wrong.

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Remember that, little mister.
Now go out and play or do something.

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OK, OK. Just because he has a fight
with Mom, he has to take it out on me.

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Tim, about last night...

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Did you make me breakfast?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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- This is really sweet.
- Well, you're worth it, honey.

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I was just...
I got up this morning and I was thinking:

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"What could I do for Jill?"

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And it just came to me - eggs.

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- Thank you. They're delicious.
- Mm.

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- Tim, I feel really bad about last night...
- Hey, Dad.

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- Don't interrupt.
- How come Mom gets to eat your eggs?

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There's no name on these.

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- Kids.
- Great.

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- Your eggs.
- What's mine is yours, honey.

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No, Tim. What's yours is yours.
You see, that's the difference between us.

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I would have made you breakfast
because I'm always focused on you.

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Are you saying I don't
do anything romantic for you?

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That's not what I'm saying. In fact,
that whole thing last night was your idea.

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- That was <i>my</i> idea?
- Yeah. You know the other night,

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when we were watching that
Charles Boyer movie on the late show,

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and there was that real
romantic candlelight dinner scene

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between Ingrid Bergman
and Charles Boyer?

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You said,
"Wouldn't it be nice if we did that?"

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I meant talk with accents.

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Why don't you just ever tune in to me?

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What am I supposed to do?
Read your mind?

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At least when I want something,
it's pretty clear what it is I want.

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Well, that's true, Tim.
Your signals are real clear.

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You crush a beer can on your head,
that means, "I need another one."

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You belch... <i>(belches)</i>

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...that's, "I'm done."

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And, "Honey, I took a shower,"

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that's, "Wake up, I'm ready."

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Safety on the job site
is a priority.

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That's why proper equipment
is essential.

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Custom-designed hard hat.

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And proper safety goggles to protect
your eyes from unexpected objects.

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Anyway, these goggles
are specially coated to reduce glare

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and prevent scratching.

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And they're vented
for your added comfort.

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And so is Al.

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Anyway, the important thing here
is safety on the job site.

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And safety starts
at a little spot right here.

234
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:26,788
You must have direct and clear
communication between your coworkers.

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00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,850
Look out!

236
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,457
See? See?

237
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,260
Had this been a real emergency,
Al would be safe

238
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because I gave him
a clear and direct signal.

239
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,467
And as Al's coworker,
I'm concerned with his safety.

240
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,201
Just as Al is concerned with mine.
Right, Al?

241
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,470
What's your point, Tim?

242
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,308
Good direct question.

243
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:52,342
My point is, I don't think women
are as clear with their signals as men.

244
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,716
I know they're not.
On a job site, for instance,

245
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,746
if a man holds up a stop sign,
he means, "Hey, stop there!"

246
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:02,624
If a woman holds up the stop sign...
If she designed this, it'd say:

247
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:07,962
"If you really knew me,
you'd know what you should do right now."

248
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:15,162
<i>(Randy)</i> Come on, come on.
Hurry up. They're coming.

249
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,404
Boy, Billy really hit you hard
on that touchdown.

250
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,811
Yeah. No big deal.

251
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,872
Is your arm OK?

252
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:28,716
Just tore off a hunk of skin.
It doesn't hurt.

253
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:33,656
I fell off of my bike once and cut my knee.
It was all green and full of pus.

254
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,717
Ew! Cool.

255
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,320
- You wanna see the scar?
- Sure.

256
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,829
Jill? Hey, Jill.

257
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,267
I... Sorry,
I didn't mean to interrupt anything.

258
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,711
Excuse me a minute, Jennifer.
Brad, where's your mom?

259
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:59,342
- I don't know.
- <i>(Mark)</i> She went to the store.

260
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,715
Come on down from there,
you little monkeys. Come out here.

261
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,624
- You guys are dead.
- Get out of that tree.

262
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,060
- Come on, Jennifer. I'll walk you home.
- OK.

263
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,564
- Bye, Mr. Taylor.
- Bye, Jennifer.

264
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,658
What do you think you're doin' up there?

265
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,896
Hope you're satisfied.
You embarrassed your brother on his date.

266
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,303
Yeah, that was the plan.

267
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,706
Bad plan. Go embarrass somebody else.

268
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,836
<i>(Wilson)</i> It had to be you

269
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,574
It had to be you

270
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,742
I wandered around, finally found

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Somebody who

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00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,546
Hi-ho, tone-deaf neighbor.

273
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,055
Hey, Wilson.
What are you doing with that feather?

274
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:47,292
Tim, I'm practicing
an ancient Japanese technique.

275
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,357
Sumo tickling.

276
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,102
No, no, Tim. I'm cross-pollinating irises.

277
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,505
You take a feather
and move the pollen from the stamen...

278
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,941
It had to be you

279
00:17:59,011 --> 00:17:59,739
...to the pistil.

280
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,803
It had to be you

281
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,748
- Why do you sing?
- Gets 'em in the mood, Tim.

282
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,013
Here's to <i>I'amour</i>

283
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,548
There won't be any <i>I'amour</i>
at this house tonight.

284
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,648
Tim, I think I hear a problem.

285
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,159
If you got a minute, Wilson, listen.

286
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:20,289
Jill says she's sending out signals
that I'm not picking up.

287
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:24,597
I say the signals are so subtle
no man could pick 'em up.

288
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,970
Well, Tim, I think men are capable
of grasping very subtle ideas.

289
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,807
- What are you saying?
- Well, maybe not all men.

290
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,811
Tim, you're putting a bored-out small-block
350 engine into your hot rod, right?

291
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:43,116
You bet I am. 400 crank, 30 to a 383.

292
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,917
That's a very complex piece of machinery.

293
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:48,926
400 ponies. Holley double pumper.
Yeah, you betcha.

294
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:52,657
2200 rpm stall-converter.
Purrs like a kitten. Maybe a big cat.

295
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,392
Errr!

296
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,730
If something went wrong with that engine,
you'd be able to hear it?

297
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,394
- Oh, yeah.
- Really?

298
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,961
King-king-bing-ding-ding-ding.

299
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:05,373
Metal-to-metal noises - valve train.
Maybe camshaft, lower end. Bad news.

300
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,845
Arcing sounds, always electrics, just dead.
You can pick up on that stuff.

301
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,405
That's very, very subtle.
Must be hard to pick up on that?

302
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,249
Not if you're tuned in,
really paying attention.

303
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,585
- <i>(grunts)</i>
- It had to be you

304
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,455
It seems like it's always me. Yeah.

305
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,186
<i>(doorbell)</i>

306
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,260
Hi, ma'am. Telephone repairman
here to fix the phone.

307
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,134
- Tim, what are you doing?
- The name's Fred, ma'am.

308
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,299
- Fred?
- Yeah, Fred.

309
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,071
Got a report
of some crossed signals at this house.

310
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,009
That the faulty unit over here?

311
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:44,708
Yeah, Fred. I've been having some trouble
getting through to my husband.

312
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,013
I can fix that, ma'am.

313
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,576
Are you here by yourself?

314
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,927
Must be hard on a woman
as fine-looking as you, big house like this,

315
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:03,991
get a little lonely, huh?

316
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,867
Do you like gladiator movies?

317
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,435
Tim, I don't think you should do that.

318
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,480
It's not Tim, it's Fred.

319
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,847
There's your problem.
The receiver's just not pickin' up signals.

320
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,011
Well, maybe it's my fault.

321
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,521
Maybe...

322
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,616
sometimes I don't speak clearly enough.

323
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:31,026
No, it's not your fault.
Your signals are quite clear.

324
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,863
There's your problem right there, ma'am.

325
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:39,063
The attentive wire is faulty.
Let's tighten it up, make it...

326
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,605
- Tim, no, no, no, no, no.
- Fred.

327
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:45,074
- Fred.
- Just needs a little tweakin'.

328
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:53,111
Well, Fred. While you're tweakin',
maybe I should get us a glass of wine.

329
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,377
Do you usually talk to repairmen like this?

330
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:04,221
No, it's just something
about that name, Fred.

331
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,961
Well, there she is.

332
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,864
Good as new.

333
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:14,201
Does this mean that my husband
will pick up on all my signals now?

334
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,036
Loud and clear, babe.

335
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,336
Well.

336
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,776
Do you think that he'll pick up on this one?

337
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,907
Rotator cuff problem?

338
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,791
How about this one?

339
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,763
You want me to steal second?

340
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,133
- Maybe I'm being too subtle.
- Look out, lady.

341
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,238
You don't wanna pay your bill,
do you, lady?

342
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,445
<i>(phone rings)</i>

343
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,514
<i>(dial tone)</i>

344
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,595
You remember
the first time you kissed me?

345
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,926
Mm-hmm.

346
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,162
It was outside my dorm after <i>Casablanca</i>

347
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:21,137
I thought it was after <i>That Darn Cat</i>.
starring Dean Jones.

348
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:24,107
I often get those films confused.

349
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,770
I remember, I hesitated.

350
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,312
Mm-hm.

351
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,613
Then you shut your eyes.
Boy, my heart was going crazy, wasn't it?

352
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,019
- Oh, yeah, boom-boom-boom-boom.
- Di-di-di-di-di.

353
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,988
And then we did the tilt thing wrong.

354
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,118
Then we locked.

355
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,054
<i>(Mark)</i> Mommy and Daddy
sittin' in the tree,

356
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:48,361
k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

357
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:51,800
<i>(Randy)</i> We're in the tree, stupid!

358
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,604
A quality safety hat.

359
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,604
And goggles.

360
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:05,581
I completely whacked him!

361
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:09,443
And proper equipment is essential.

362
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,323
A safety hat.

363
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,899
Safety...