1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:03,066 While Al cleans up his little mess, let me tell you about next week's show. 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:05,195 My little mess? 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:09,001 l think we both learned an important lesson today. 4 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:12,374 Never slam the casement window shut 5 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:15,346 until your coworker has completely removed his head. 6 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,875 Anyway, when you work like a man, 7 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:22,080 it's also important to learn to... 8 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,146 play like a man. 9 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:28,627 Because, after all, all work and no play makes you just like Al. 10 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,563 Well, this weekend there'll be plenty of men playing 11 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:36,124 at the Detroit Area Scottish Highland Games. 12 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,830 We've invited a gentleman down to Tool Time to tell us all about it. 13 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,635 Please welcome Mr. Agnes McLain. 14 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:51,808 - Welcome to the show, Agnes. - That's Angus, not Agnes. 15 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,376 The skirt threw me off a little bit. 16 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,747 Actually, Tim, lots of very masculine men wear skirts. 17 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:00,190 l bet they all find you very attractive, Al. 18 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:05,563 l should point out, Timmy, it's not a skirt. lt's a Scottish kilt. 19 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,293 See there? lt's a kilt, not a skirt. 20 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,996 And this weekend Tim and l will be participating in the Highland Games 21 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,632 - to promote Project Literacy. - What a time we'll have. 22 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:18,541 There'll be jumping, drumming, sheepdog demonstrations, and the caber toss. 23 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:21,011 - The caber toss? - Aye! 24 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,677 lt's part of the Scottish track and field. Ya grab a big log, ya hold it like this, 25 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:31,816 ya get a running start, and throw it end over end, so that it lands in a straight line. 26 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:35,327 Another fine sport from the people who brought you golf. 27 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:38,296 lt takes a lot of skill and strength to toss a caber. 28 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:40,696 All right, Agnes, l'm sure it does. You just take a stick and toss it. 29 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,327 l bet our viewers would love to see you toss one. 30 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:47,100 - Al, let's not get-- - Come on, laddie. 31 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:50,904 OK, OK, OK, OK... l accept the challenge. Why not? 32 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:54,970 l work with Al. l feel like l've been carrying deadwood for years. 33 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:58,313 See you next time on Tool Time, laddies. 34 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,578 Well, what do you think? Can we put the kids in the middle? 35 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:16,293 Hey, Mom, did you get the notebooks? 36 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:19,763 Oh, yeah. Well, they didn't have any Terminator left. 37 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:23,893 But they did have these two blank ones and this one. 38 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:32,036 Mom, this one has a puppy and a rainbow on it. 39 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,671 lt was either that or a ballerina and a pussycat. 40 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:36,738 Why don't you just pin a note to my back that says, 41 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:39,683 "Kick me and take my lunch money"? 42 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:44,553 - l can't take this to school. - Yes, you can. You can be creative. 43 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:48,754 You can... you can... draw a tank here at the end of the rainbow 44 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:54,425 and, like, some fighter planes dropping bombs on the little puppy. 45 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,959 - Hi, everybody. - Hi, Dad. 46 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:03,104 Well, l got 'em. Hardest tickets in the city to get - front-row seats. 47 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,235 You got tickets to Madame Butterfly? 48 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:09,771 Uh... l tried, honey, but they were all sold out. 49 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,942 l got the next best thing. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 50 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:19,287 Truckenstein versus Fordzilla at the Silverdome! 51 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:21,350 The biggest monster truck rally in Detroit history. 52 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,658 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 53 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,722 What will l wear? 54 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,393 l didn't get you a ticket, honey. 55 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:34,668 House to myself on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! 56 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:40,205 Evidently your mom doesn't appreciate the finer things in life. 57 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:45,547 Hot exhaust noises, mud in our faces, fumes. 58 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:49,054 - They put a new Hemi on Truckenstein. - They sure did. 59 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,682 God, they got a 426 Hemi in that thing, don't they? 60 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,988 One of those big 67 1 blowers on there. 61 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:57,223 A jimmy sitting on top of two big Holley 750 double pumpers. 62 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,424 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 63 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,330 Just like the carb we're putting on the hot rod. 64 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,198 Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust? 65 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,066 - We could start it now, if you want. - Cool. 66 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,572 - Do l get to use the blowtorch? - Yeah, right. 67 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,973 Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up. 68 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,411 lt's not like they haven't been here before. 69 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,618 - l'll get it! - l bet it's his girlfriend. 70 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:22,985 - "Oh, Jennifer..." - Hello. 71 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,217 Well, hello, Mrs. Blackburn. 72 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,418 Whoa. Brad's principal. 73 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:31,122 Really? Brad told you that we were in France? 74 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,256 Busted! 75 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,428 ln France? Come here. 76 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,171 Oh... l am so sorry. 77 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,669 Yes, yes, we will take care of it. 78 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,543 Yeah, bye. 79 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:50,605 France? 80 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,449 Whoa! Mom can't even talk. 81 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,922 - lt must be bad. - Come on, out. You guys get out. 82 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,583 Now, come on. lt's not for you. Go on. 83 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,959 - Man... We never get to see the good stuff. - Yeah. 84 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,520 All right, what's up? 85 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:08,726 - You want to tell your dad what you did? - lt wasn't that big a deal. 86 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:11,736 - l just had a little fun in the lunch line. - A little fun. 87 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:14,329 He took a dissected frog from biology class, 88 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:18,002 placed it on a lettuce leaf and hid it under a Jell-O square. 89 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:24,550 l was just trying to gross out some kids, but Mrs. Blackburn cut in line. 90 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,881 - And she ate it? - Just part of it. 91 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:31,021 Oh, man! Oh! 92 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,560 Why'd you do that? 93 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,295 George Walker dared me. 94 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,425 He bet l wouldn't have the guts to do it. He lost big. 95 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,232 Yeah, he lost big and you won. 96 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:49,263 Tim, what do we have for our winner here? 97 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,937 Jill, our little frog-lover will come jumping home right after school, 98 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,673 'cause he's grounded for the whole weekend. 99 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:58,376 - Oh, man! - And that means no monster truck rally. 100 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,748 - Dad! - That's Sunday. 101 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:02,982 Um... Sit there. We're gonna talk about this. 102 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,320 - Talk about what, Tim? - The garage, come on. 103 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,360 - Thanks for making me look bad. - What? 104 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,988 "Your mother and l need to talk." 105 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:16,160 That means, "My pal, the greatest dad on Earth, wants me to go to the truck rally, 106 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:20,831 but llse, the wicked she-mother, doesn't." 107 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:24,843 - You do this to me all the time. - Oh, come on, llse. 108 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,540 Brad has been really looking forward to this. 109 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,981 Fordzilla is coming out of retirement. 110 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:35,282 Oh, so it's a sentimental thing? 111 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,219 - Exactly. - Tim, come on. 112 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:41,693 Our son took a dissected frog and placed it on a lettuce leaf. 113 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,990 lt's not funny. This is serious. The principal ate it. 114 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:47,589 Well, it's a step up from those fish sticks. 115 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:52,362 Come on, it's a prank. He pulled a prank. 116 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:55,566 - You did this kind of stuff. - l most certainly did not. 117 00:07:55,641 --> 00:08:00,135 Who was it that put the rice pudding in Helen Weiss's training bra? 118 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,213 They never proved that was me. 119 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,846 You get my point. We pulled pranks. This is a prank. 120 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:08,512 How tough can we be on him? 121 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,847 OK, look, here's the deal. 122 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,017 - He goes to the truck rally. - Mm-hmm. 123 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,323 But he has to apologize to Mrs. Blackburn, 124 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:18,693 and he's still grounded for the rest of the weekend. 125 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,629 Very good, very good. 126 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,260 l'll tell him he's treading on thin ice with me anyway 127 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:28,205 and it's very inappropriate behavior to put dissected frog parts on lettuce, 128 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,902 unless you have tartare sauce. 129 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,502 - Or a lemon wedge. - Perfect. 130 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,850 What are you doing? You're supposed to be upstairs studying! 131 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:47,416 - Mom, this is Officer Kerry. - Hi. l'm Mrs. Taylor. Will you come in? 132 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,551 Ma'am. 133 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,858 Um... Tim Taylor, Brad's father. What's the problem? 134 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:55,560 Sir. Your son was with some older boys, throwing bricks at a greenhouse. 135 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,967 They got away, but he was the only one we could catch. 136 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,231 Was there anybody hurt? 137 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,103 Oh, no. The place has been abandoned for quite some time, 138 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:04,472 so l really don't think anyone will be pressing any charges. 139 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,705 - Are you gonna cuff him? - ls Brad going to jail? 140 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:10,112 - Upstairs! - lt's bedtime, now! 141 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,282 Well, he's all yours. 142 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:17,914 Listen, l don't want to see you causing any more trouble, you understand? 143 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,753 - Good night, folks. - Good night. 144 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:22,385 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 145 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:27,122 Plant your butt on that sofa and don't even think about moving. 146 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,860 You're grounded, you're so grounded. 147 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:33,963 Who were these other kids you were with that obviously run faster than you? 148 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,537 - Brad, come on, answer him. Sit up. - Just some friends. 149 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:41,068 Are these the same friends that dared you to put the frog in the salad? 150 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:44,480 - lt was Jell-O. - Don't get smart! 151 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,041 First you sneak out while you are grounded, 152 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,519 now you're breaking windows. What is going on? 153 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,524 l wasn't trying to break them. 154 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,584 What, did you miss science class or something? 155 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:59,859 You throw a brick at a window, you expect it to stick? 156 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,833 l was trying to throw it over the greenhouse. 157 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,598 Oh... he was throwing it over. Well, that's great. 158 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:06,797 You are beyond grounded. 159 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:09,067 No TV, no seeing your friends, no talking on the phone. 160 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,836 And no monster truck rally. 161 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,741 - That's not fair. - What do you mean, "That's not fair"? 162 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,803 l stick up for you so you can go. What do you end up doing? 163 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,074 Coming home with a cop. 164 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,309 l'm going to the truck rally. 165 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,615 - You're going to bed. - You can't tell me what to do. 166 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:26,351 Yes, l can tell you what to do - that's my job. Now, go on upstairs. 167 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,154 And you can forget about those Fordzilla tickets. 168 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,990 l'm giving them to somebody else. 169 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,826 - Can l bring Billy? - Aw, shut up! 170 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,849 Whoa, baby! You look great! 171 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,443 You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you? 172 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:59,753 No, l'm serious. This is real sexy. 173 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,884 - lt is? - Yeah. 174 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:06,159 You got the legs for it. l just wish it was shorter. 175 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,958 The kilt! 176 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:15,062 - You know, l've gotta thank you. - What for? 177 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:20,635 Because now you're the evil son and l'm the good son. 178 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:25,116 No, you're the dorky son. 179 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,476 OK... 180 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:33,253 Let's just say this ball accidentally shot out of my hands 181 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:36,055 and broke Wilson's window. 182 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,965 Who do you think they'll believe did it? 183 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,897 The evil son. 184 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,300 They would not. 185 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:49,330 Well, hey, l'm not the one with the criminal record... 186 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,935 who got brought home by a woman cop. 187 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,341 Hey, what's wrong, Brad? Can't you run faster than a girl? 188 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,351 Hey, cut it out! 189 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:03,911 Hey, cut it! Stop it! Brad, get up. You got work to do. Come on! 190 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:07,220 Hey, Mom. Where's Dad? 191 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,291 Real funny, wise guy. 192 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,528 You feel like doing some work? You out here bothering him? 193 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,264 Why don't you go get some trash bags, help us out? 194 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:23,707 Oh, actually, l think l'll just go redo my homework. 195 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,481 You're doing a real good job, son. 196 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,318 Hey, pretty cool, huh? 197 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:42,588 lf l had patent leather shoes on, l could look up my own skirt. Whee! Whee! 198 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,632 Tell you what, when l get home from the games, 199 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,670 we'll go put the exhaust slips on the hot rod. How about that? 200 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:54,729 l don't want to work on the stinking hot rod. 201 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:57,241 You lied to me. You said l could go to the truck rally. 202 00:12:57,309 --> 00:13:00,142 Does sneaking out and breaking windows ring a bell to you? 203 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,045 - Why don't you just go... - What did you just say to me? 204 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,481 - Nothing. - You just got two more days, pal. 205 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,540 Fine, pal. 206 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,883 You get smart like that, l'll give you another week! 207 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:16,692 Hidy-ho, plaid neighbor. 208 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,787 Sorry about that, Wilson. 209 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,766 - l see you're ready for the old caber toss. - Ah. 210 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,835 - You got a minute? - Aye, wee laddie. 211 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,437 Well, you see, Brad and l aren't getting along too well. 212 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,272 He just all of a sudden rocketed into puberty somewhere. 213 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,574 He's hanging out with older guys, causing trouble. 214 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,581 He got brought home in a squad car the other night. 215 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,585 l believe l heard that on my police scanner. 216 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,779 Wilson, he's, like, the oldest kid. He's a gearhead, like me. 217 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,324 Just loves this stuff, you know. 218 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,793 And then he messes up and l gotta ground him the week of the monster truck rally. 219 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,524 - lt's these big trucks out at the Silverdome. - Oh, yes. 220 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,624 Fordzilla is coming out of retirement. 221 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,760 But l don't think he's any match for Truckenstein. 222 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,032 Wilson... 223 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,874 lt's just not fair. 224 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,043 - Well, Fordzilla's had his day in the sun. - No, no, no, no... 225 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,848 - About Brad. - Oh. 226 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:19,084 Just gets old enough to start having fun with, 227 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:22,525 and all we do is fight. 228 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,904 Sounds like he's caught in the classic tribal-industrial dilemma. 229 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,967 Oh, yeah. That's what it probably is, yeah. 230 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,673 He's trying to cross the threshold into manhood, but he doesn't know how. 231 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:46,912 You see, Tim, in tribal societies, as soon as boys show the first signs of becoming men, 232 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,149 they're immediately initiated into adulthood. 233 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,883 How? 234 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:56,553 Well, some of the more popular rituals include scarring, 235 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,860 pulling of teeth, ritual circumcision. 236 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:05,096 - Brad doesn't even like getting his hair cut. - Mm... 237 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:09,539 But unfortunately in our industrial society we don't have these rituals. 238 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:13,305 We prolong adolescence beyond the biological indications of manhood, 239 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:16,405 confusing the child as well as the parent. 240 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,918 Wow... l thought he was just being a jerk. 241 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,391 - What should l do? - l can't tell you that, Tim. 242 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:31,953 Nowadays, each father has to find his own unique way to initiate his son. 243 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,693 - And? - That's it. 244 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,701 - That's it? - Mm-hm. 245 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,098 l gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. 246 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,003 Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, 247 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,238 or at least find some way of lifting my spirits. 248 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:52,546 l am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence. 249 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,081 Like this? 250 00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:01,149 Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya 251 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,490 Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya... 252 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,553 Wilson... 253 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,193 Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?" 254 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:16,139 Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah... 255 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:42,392 This thing is like cherry. lt's all tweaked out. lt's in perfect shape. 256 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,062 Well, l put a lot of work into her, Tim. 257 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,333 You know, l chromeplated the valve covers. 258 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,931 You did? 259 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,944 l plasma-coated the block and intake manifold. 260 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,674 l didn't know you were that interested in cars. 261 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,080 Well, Tim, you never asked. 262 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,010 l'm impressed. Not a lot of guys would take the time or the money 263 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:05,716 to tweak out an '84 Mercury Marquis wagon. 264 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,282 My mother thought it was a nice, safe car. 265 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,623 And roomy. 266 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,757 lt'll come in handy if you ever get married... or get a date. 267 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:23,040 They should wear underwear with these things. 268 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,372 You're supposed to, Tim. 269 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,311 Now, that would explain the itching then, wouldn't it? 270 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,274 Morning, fellas. 271 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,944 Welcome, laddies. 272 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,250 - Hey, bud. - l see you got here early. 273 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:40,780 Yep. Nothing like getting up at the crack of dawn, smell a wet sheep, 274 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,986 and rockin' out to that music. Ow! 275 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,793 We got here so Tim could practice and not embarrass himself. 276 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:50,096 Al, you worry too much. What could poss... Ooh, whoa! 277 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:55,331 - That's a caber? - Aye, they're 1 0 foot long. 278 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,103 Seamus there is taking a practice toss. 279 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:02,811 - Why don't you take one yourself, Timmy? - Great. Can't wait. 280 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,179 Maybe you should start with a smaller caber? 281 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,243 Aye, we've got the shorter ones the ladies use. 282 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,156 l think l can handle a full-size one. 283 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,784 All right. 284 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,632 - You got it? - Oh, yeah, boy... 285 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,761 Pretty good, chief. 286 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,034 Watch out! 287 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,112 - You need a hand with that, Tim? - No, no, no... 288 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:44,280 - l think l got it. - Oh, no... 289 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,559 Brad, l know we've had a rough couple of days, 290 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,432 but l'm pretty sure l know what's going on. 291 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:03,373 Your hormones are rushing through this industrial-strength tribal thing. 292 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,273 Yeah, right, Dad. 293 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,870 Son... 294 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,110 What l'm trying to say is... if you need to talk to somebody, 295 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,482 l'm here to listen, all right? 296 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,647 lt's real important to me that you... Argh! 297 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,759 - Are you all right, Dad? - Ow! l pinched my finger. 298 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,421 That stupid little vice... 299 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,485 What are you trying to do? 300 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,829 l'm getting the tail pipe set up for the exhaust system. 301 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,631 - l could do it. - No, this is man stuff. 302 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,729 You gotta do all the torching and flame and... 303 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,342 Why don't you give it a shot? 304 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,642 - Do you really mean it? - Yeah. 305 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:43,806 Do you know how to put that helmet on? 306 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,010 - l know, l know. - Tighten it back here. 307 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,549 All right, turn your acetylene on the same... 308 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:54,149 l know, l know. l've seen you a million times. 309 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,217 OK. 310 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:04,392 Just relax, just relax. Just scratch it across. 311 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,595 Ouch. Yeah. 312 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:12,766 Easy, easy... l've scored the pipe where l want you to cut it. 313 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:16,336 All right. Now, don't go too slow or you'll burn a hole right through it. 314 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,680 lf you go too fast, you won't get an even cut. 315 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:22,242 Open up your stance a little bit. 316 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,779 Get down there, start cutting. There you go. 317 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,217 Good. 318 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,321 Yeah! 319 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,900 l'm impressed. 320 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:49,804 - Thanks, Dad. lt was really neat. - Really neat? 321 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:52,679 lt's better than that, man. You moved into a new phase of your life. 322 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,275 - l have? - Yeah. 323 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,651 You just cut metal with fire. 324 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,025 - We gotta celebrate. - Celebrate? 325 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,257 Yeah... 326 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,525 Come on, Dad, please. 327 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:16,402 Wait, wait, wait, we can't forget the ritual anointing of the man-child. 328 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,903 Holy oil, holy... 329 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,014 1 0W40, all-weather. 330 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,175 Come on, Dad. What are you doing? 331 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:29,152 Come on. It's part of the ritual. 332 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,984 You're getting off easy. 333 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:35,493 You should have heard what Wilson wanted me to do to you. 334 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,056 You're a man-child now. But you're still a little slow for a little kid. 335 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,828 What did l have, a girl? l thought you were a little guy. 336 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,630 Come on. 337 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:51,165 Little slow boy like that? Oh, maybe he was a girl in disguise, and l didn't even tell it. 338 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,336 See? 339 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,049 Good step today. Your first step towards manhood - that's it. 340 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:03,387 Now... finish cleaning the basement. 341 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:15,692 - We're back! lt was great! - Yeah, Fordzilla set a new world record. 342 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,531 - So? l cut metal with a blowtorch. - Yeah. 343 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,538 Dad, you should have seen it. He ate 1 9 cars. 344 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,938 - Full... full... full-size cars? - Yeah. 345 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:28,070 - Oh, no! - Brad, we got this cool hat for you. 346 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,875 - Where's my hat? - Awesome. 347 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,916 Mom has it. 348 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,419 Have fun? 349 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,929 Did you like the seats? You were right up front. 350 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:46,827 Huh? 351 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,027 You're trying to say those trucks are pretty loud, huh? 352 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:54,633 Not now. l'm all dirty.