1
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It's 45 minutes to our dinner reservation,
so aren't you going to take a shower?

2
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Honey. I don't need to take a shower.

3
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I have a naturaI, earthy, musky scent.

4
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Quit that!

5
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No, reaIIy. Stick your nose right there
and teII me I don't smeII Iike a man.

6
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Yeah, Cro-Magnon man.

7
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And I beIieve he was never
fuIIy erect either.

8
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Ready, set, hut!

9
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- Oh, shoot!
- Randy.

10
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That's why your coach
doesn't Iet you pIay.

11
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Dad, I aIways fumbIe.
My hands are too smaII.

12
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I got the answer. Up untiI now
you didn't have the proper equipment.

13
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- "Wacky Quacky GIue."
- Yeah, think of it as professionaI Stick-Em.

14
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Dad, but it says on the bottIe not
to Iet it come into contact with your skin.

15
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Oh, pIease.
They mean pretty, IittIe, pink girI skin.

16
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We've got man skin.
CaIIuses, warts, open wounds.

17
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A IittIe dab on each paIm Iike that.

18
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A IittIe bit of turpentine to diIute it,
don't want to make it too sticky. And now...

19
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- You won't be abIe to drop that baII.
- Wow, that's cooI, Dad.

20
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AII right.

21
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Let's go!

22
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- Do you want us to run a pIay?
- Um...

23
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I've got a better idea. Why don't you guys
try to puII my arms apart?

24
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Your hands are stuck together,
aren't they?

25
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No. This is a strength exercise.

26
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You grab that arm, Randy, grab that arm,
and try to puII 'em apart.

27
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One, two, three, puII!

28
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WeII, what do you think?
Can we put the kids in the middIe?

29
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Jill? It's me.

30
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- Come on in, Karen.
- I'm in.

31
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Gosh, I reaIIy appreciate you giving up
a Friday night to stay with our kids.

32
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No probIem. Your boys are at Ieast as
mature as the men I've been dating IateIy.

33
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Tim! Come on!
Karen's here, Iet's go.

34
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Right, right, right, right. We're aImost done
with the driII, honey. Harder, harder.

35
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- I see you're watching Tim's show.
- Yeah.

36
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This is this new thing they're starting
in their show caIIed "Gadget Corner."

37
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- He wants me to take a Iook at it.
- Oh, goody.

38
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Here we go.

39
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Place the jar under here.
It grips the lid. and one easy twist...

40
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- That's cooI!
- Yeah.

41
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- I Iike her hair.
- Yeah. Pretty coIor.

42
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- Whoa! Look at that! Did you see that?
- What?

43
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He was checking her out.
Look at this.

44
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Tim.

45
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- I've gotta go and get cIeaned up.
- No, no, no. Come back, come back.

46
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We're watching "Gadget Corner."

47
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- Do you guys Iike this segment?
- Yeah.

48
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By the way, Jill and I thought that the
woman who demonstrated the Iid opener

49
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was very attractive.

50
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- Didn't you?
- Attractive?

51
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- I hardIy even noticed she was a woman.
- HardIy even noticed. Oh.

52
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- Let's go to the videotape.
- Let's do.

53
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Watch cIoseIy, Tim.

54
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<i>- We'll be looking at...
- There!</i>

55
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Looks Iike you're noticing something.

56
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Wait a minute. I wasn't Iooking at her,
I was Iooking past her.

57
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Yeah, right into her waterbed.

58
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She was Ieaving, just Iike you shouId be.
I had to acknowIedge her.

59
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Oh, weII, OK. Let's Iook at that
acknowIedgement again, shaII we?

60
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Yeah.

61
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"Do those Iegs go aII the way up?"

62
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You know, this shot is not supposed
to be on me, it's supposed to be on AI.

63
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Oh, so you onIy gawk at women
when Jill's not around.

64
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Yes.

65
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No. I was Iooking at her, but you know
what I was thinking the whoIe time?

66
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She's stunning and 25,
but she is no Jill.

67
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Oh, so I'm oId and pIain?

68
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You are far from pIain.

69
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And oId. Far from oId. You're so far
from oId you're practicaIIy young.

70
00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,361
Any Iast requests, TayIor?

71
00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,498
What is the big deaI?
So I gIanced at a woman.

72
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- You're a married man, Tim.
- A happiIy married man,

73
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and don't you ever forget.

74
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Let's face it, Jill. Tim is just
your typicaI American maIe, no seIf-controI.

75
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- Oh, pIease. I have pIenty of seIf-controI.
- Ha!

76
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I say that you won't even
make it through this meaI tonight

77
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without checking out the babes.

78
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He'II be Iucky to make it past,
"TayIor, tabIe for two."

79
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OK, OK.

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I'II prove it.

81
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I guarantee tonight I won't be
"checking out the babes."

82
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We'II see who gets the
Iast Iaugh tonight.

83
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Excuse me, sir.

84
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Your tabIe is back here.

85
00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,955
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

86
00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,020
- Enjoy your meaI.
- We wiII, thanks.

87
00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:12,362
Tim, you've made your point.
You can at Ieast Iook at me.

88
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Have I toId you
how beautifuI you Iook tonight?

89
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Yeah, yeah, right.

90
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Excuse me? Aren't you...

91
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Boy, do I Iove your show?
TeII me something, though.

92
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That AI, does he reaIIy
know more than you or is that just an act?

93
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It's just an act.

94
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It's a good one.

95
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Why don't you go
and sit down at your tabIe, feIIa?

96
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I think you're reaIIy
gonna Iove Indian food.

97
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They've got Iamb curry, chicken tandoori.

98
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And this... this keema korma
Iooks reaIIy good.

99
00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:06,383
The food smeIIs Iike somebody
keema korma'd out in the aIIey.

100
00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,558
That's just that gIue
you have on your hands.

101
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- Didn't you get that stuff off?
- Yeah. Uh-huh.

102
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You know, I think that gIue's a IittIe strong
for Randy's footbaII practice.

103
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WeII, you know, Tim, I think it's great that
you're working with Randy and everything,

104
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but don't you think that you're exerting
a IittIe too much macho pressure on him?

105
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He Iikes... He Iikes footbaII
and I'm not sure that there's any way...

106
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- You did it!
- Did what?

107
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- You Iooked at that woman.
- I did not.

108
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Yes, you did.

109
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I mean, it's no big deaI,
but I think you shouId know

110
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that we've been here Iess than one minute

111
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and you have aIready
checked a woman out.

112
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I did not Iook at that woman.
If I did, which I didn't, I'm a peopIe person.

113
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- PeopIe waIk by, I'm gonna notice.
- OK, peopIe person.

114
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What did the man Iook Iike
that was with her?

115
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,247
Man?

116
00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:07,813
Yeah.

117
00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:11,050
- Men are peopIe too.
- Wait a minute.

118
00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,387
How do you know there was a man there?
You were checking him out, weren't you?

119
00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:16,451
No. They're sitting right over there.

120
00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:20,821
- You just did it again.
- I did... I was Iooking at the man.

121
00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:24,063
- OK, what was he wearing?
- Wearing?

122
00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,297
A red dress. No.

123
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She was wearing red.
He's wearing bIue.

124
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Hey, tooI man!

125
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,112
Tim!

126
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You're gonna rupture a vertebrae.

127
00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:42,213
Face it, you cannot heIp yourseIf.
You are so pathetic.

128
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Whoa, baby. Bad news.

129
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This is not the night
for you to give up Iooking at women.

130
00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,566
Oh, why is that, Jill?

131
00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:02,336
Because an unbeIievabIe young goddess
just came in and sat right behind you.

132
00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,808
Yeah, right.
I'm gonna faII into that one.

133
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,870
What, a 7 4-year-oId steeIworker?
"Hey, Marge, they got no beer here."

134
00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,473
- Not exactIy, Tim.
- Oh, yeah, she's the va-va-voom type?

135
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:16,386
WeII, as a matter of fact, she has
great va-vas and a darn good voom.

136
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,917
AII right with me
because you're Iooking pretty good

137
00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:22,222
since you took a coupIe pounds
off your voom.

138
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,660
Thank you so much for that.

139
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,496
Now, if you'II excuse me, I'm gonna
take my voom to the Iadies' room.

140
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,298
I'II be right here Iooking at my menu
and nothing eIse.

141
00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:36,034
Oh, man. Off to the right, three o'cIock.
UnbeIievabIe.

142
00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,794
Hey, it is you.

143
00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:04,267
Tim "The TooI Man" TayIor?
I never miss your show.

144
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,898
<i>Oh, you have me confused with
that handsome guy in Tool Time.</i>

145
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,772
Don't be modest.
CouId I get your autograph?

146
00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:14,870
Yeah, quick. Why don't you sIide it
right under here under my head here? OK.

147
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,643
- CouId you make it out to Kiki?
- Kiki.

148
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,712
K-i... Oh.

149
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,246
OK, Kikster, here you go.

150
00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:29,722
- CouId you put my Iast name too?
- You know, my wife is due back...

151
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,730
Kiki Van FursterwaIIenscheinIaw.

152
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:38,959
What?

153
00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:42,098
- F-u-r-s-t-e-r-w-a-I-I...
- Uh-huh.

154
00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:47,737
- I'm getting a hand cramp. HoId on.
- ...e-n-s-c-h-e-i-n-I-a-w.

155
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,974
L-a-w.

156
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:54,383
- Good thing it didn't run out of ink.
- Now, can you grunt for me?

157
00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,819
WeII, you know, my wife is coming back...

158
00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:59,983
HeIIo, honey. Excuse me.

159
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,839
What are you doing?

160
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,206
Are you choking?

161
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:38,089
Upstairs, you guys. Your parents
are home. Quick, quick, quick.

162
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,530
- We're back.
- Hi!

163
00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:44,228
- Hi, how were the boys?
- Terrific. Been in bed for hours.

164
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,668
Yeah.

165
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,366
- How was dinner?
- It was great.

166
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:52,639
Good food, nice atmosphere, exceIIent
service, Tim aImost choked to death.

167
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,078
AII in aII, a spIendid evening.

168
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,411
I got a IittIe piece of bread
caught in my throat.

169
00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:02,853
Yeah. He went into shock
after staring at Bambi, the land nymph.

170
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,691
- It was Kiki, the Iand nymph.
- Oh.

171
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:13,198
Tim, I am stunned. You mean
you couIdn't controI that animaI drive?

172
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:17,326
It had nothing to do with animaI drive.
The young Iady wanted an autograph.

173
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,099
- But you Iooked.
- AII right, I Iooked.

174
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,005
But it didn't mean anything.
It was Iike Iooking at a beautifuI car.

175
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,839
Oh, so you're saying women are cars?

176
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:29,904
No, what I'm saying is
I appreciate beauty in aII of its forms.

177
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:34,385
Like a saiIboat
cruising across an open sea with a fuII saiI.

178
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:38,753
Yeah, weII.
Kiki certainIy had a fuII set of saiIs.

179
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:44,960
According to Tim's theory, that wouId make
you and I... What? Tugboats?

180
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,430
You'd be a dinghy.

181
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,231
Thank you so much.

182
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:54,466
Look, aII I'm saying, Tim,
is if I were married to you

183
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:58,533
and you Iooked at other women,
I think it wouId hurt my feeIings.

184
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,102
- Karen.
- What?

185
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,410
I'm not married to you.

186
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,040
- And the reaI shocker?
- Hm?

187
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,176
I Iike hurting your feeIings.

188
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,852
- Bye-bye, Jill.
- Goodbye, Karen.

189
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,950
- Thanks for watching the boys, Karen.
- You're weIcome. I Iove you guys.

190
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:18,121
- Goodnight, thanks a Iot.
- Bye-bye.

191
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,964
- Tim?
- Yeah.

192
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:27,032
Are you happy in this reIationship?

193
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,373
Yeah.

194
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:33,206
I mean, is there anything
that you wouId change?

195
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,268
No.

196
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:39,079
- So, you're compIeteIy satisfied?
- Yeah, I'm compIeteIy satisfied.

197
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,415
It's my hair, isn't it?

198
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,977
What?

199
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,580
- You don't Iike the way I changed my hair.
- I toId you, I Iove your hair.

200
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,559
No. I had to ask you first.

201
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,790
WeII, I Iove your hair.
I Iove the way it smeIIs.

202
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,332
No baId spot.

203
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,128
- WouId you go get those mugs for me?
- Honey.

204
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,139
- So you're happy with our reIationship.
- I'm happy with our reIationship.

205
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,232
- You're compIeteIy satisfied.
- I'm compIeteIy satisfied.

206
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:06,244
- You Iove my hair.
- I absoIuteIy Iove your hair.

207
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,372
Then why were you
Iooking at other women tonight?

208
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,938
Why was I Iooking
at other women tonight?

209
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:14,577
- Are you staIIing?
- Am I staIIing?

210
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,655
- Why do you Iook?
- There's a coupIe reasons.

211
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:24,325
You have your primary reason
and then your secondary reason.

212
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,661
- Primary reason first, foIIowed by...
- Tim.

213
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:28,961
Why?

214
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,007
CouId you repeat that question?

215
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,805
- Hey, Randy, what's going on?
- Nothing.

216
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,545
How did your practice go today?

217
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:50,521
- I fumbIed three times.
- Hey, hey, hey, buddy.

218
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,525
You had a bad day.
We aII got bad days.

219
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:59,155
Yeah, there's a rumor going around that
they're gonna make me a cheerIeader.

220
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,324
Oh, no.

221
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,498
You know, if that happens, make sure
you get on the top of that pyramid.

222
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,004
You don't want to be
on the bottom of that thing.

223
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,531
Dad.

224
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,132
AII you've gotta do is work on
your baII handIing and your moves.

225
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,407
Yeah, weII,
I've worked on them every day.

226
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,849
- Maybe I'm just too smaII to be any good.
- No, you're not.

227
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,148
What you need is a training machine.

228
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,415
Let me guess.
You're gonna buiId it, right?

229
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,980
Man, sometimes you can
just read my mind.

230
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:30,256
It'II be great. Ropes,
tackIing dummies, smaII expIosions.

231
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,526
If you can survive it you can be
one of the best pIayers in Michigan.

232
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,124
OK, when do we start?

233
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,527
We can do it right now.
Go get changed.

234
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:44,508
I'II get some tooIs out of the garage
and start buiIding it. I'II be right there.

235
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,975
WiIson?

236
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,414
AIoha, good neighbor.

237
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,411
What's with that cheesy music?

238
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:59,981
I want to take a vacation so I'm mentaIIy
projecting myseIf to a pIace I'd Iike to be.

239
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,822
- Hawaii?
- No, no, no, no, no.

240
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,057
Tahiti. Hawaii's too crowded.

241
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:11,094
- Do you mind if I interrupt your vacation?
- Crack my coconut, Tim.

242
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:15,996
The other night,
Jill took me to this restaurant.

243
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,306
And I was gIancing at these other women.

244
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,279
Don't get me wrong, I Iove Jill.
I'm crazy about her.

245
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,545
- She is a magnificent mate, Tim.
- Yeah, I know.

246
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:29,917
I reaIIy try to respect women.
I don't consciousIy gawk at them.

247
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,117
I do Iook.
Is it a refIex or something?

248
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,491
WeII, Tim, it goes back a miIIion years.

249
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,791
In order for the species to survive,

250
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:43,824
Stone Age man had to seek out
many different women.

251
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,894
Kind of a ménage a FIintstone.

252
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,707
You see, Tim, there's something buried
deep in your coIIective unconscious.

253
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,770
- Yeah, my coIIective unconscious, yeah.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.

254
00:16:55,848 --> 00:17:01,844
You stiII possess ancient man's primary
fantasy to seek out many different women.

255
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,348
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

256
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,256
- Jill doesn't understand that.
- Mm-hmm.

257
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,955
ProbabIy because a woman's
primary fantasy continues to be

258
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,261
a meaningfuI reIationship
with just one man.

259
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:20,636
Yeah, but I Iook at women
because coIIectiveIy I'm unconscious.

260
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,069
In a manner of speaking, Tim.

261
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:32,914
So, it's in my nature to Iook at women,
that means it's OK.

262
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:37,888
It's OK if you're on the Serengeti
chasing a wiIdebeest with a cIub.

263
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,823
But I was in a restaurant
in West BIoomfieId with my wife.

264
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,090
WeII, then I'd caII it downright rude.

265
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,667
AI, have I ever toId you
what a great job you do on the show?

266
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,833
No, Tim, you haven't.

267
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:01,434
WeII, anyway, we finished cutting
the hoIes in the top of the Formica,

268
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:04,607
and AI's gonna instaII
the tubing and the faucet.

269
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,243
Our faucet is... Hm.

270
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:10,686
AI, do you suppose
if an ancient Egyptian king owned this,

271
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,884
it'd be caIIed a Pharaoh faucet?

272
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,986
OnIy by you, Tim.

273
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,598
Of course, he'd be married to Ryan O'NiIe.

274
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,328
Yeah, right. OK.

275
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:25,370
AI's measured our pipe
to the correct Iength,

276
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,430
and I'II be cutting it with my oId,
tubuIar, trusty Binford hacksaw.

277
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,908
Gosh, I've had this thing a Iong time.

278
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,502
You get to take stuff for granted
after a whiIe, you know?

279
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,743
You don't respect it Iike you shouId.
You know what I'm getting at?

280
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,579
Not even cIose, Tim.

281
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:42,882
WeII, I'm saying that you couId go out
and buy... go see the new ones.

282
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,322
They're aII shiny chrome
and poIyurethane handIes and everything,

283
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:49,622
but you kinda forget that
oId faithfuI one you've got back home.

284
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:53,131
- A IittIe cIearer now?
- Less than ever, Tim.

285
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:58,801
<i>I'm talking about that old
faithful saww that...</i>

286
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:05,367
<i>you wouldn't give up for anything in the
world because it's a lifelong companion.</i>

287
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,969
<i>where every nick and
cut in that blade</i>

288
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:11,880
<i>is a memory of some things
you've created together.</i>

289
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,942
<i>It just fits.</i>

290
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,731
<i>What is it. Al? Fumes?</i>

291
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,135
<i>No. I get...
I get your point now. Tim.</i>

292
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,203
<i>- You respect me.
- Huh?</i>

293
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,277
<i>You really respect me.</i>

294
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:47,014
<i>We'll be right back
after these messages from Binford Tools.</i>

295
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,918
<i>It's OK. Al.
Let go of me. Al. Let go of me.</i>

296
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,490
WeII. Ahem.

297
00:19:55,561 --> 00:20:00,726
That was an interesting show.
I particuIarIy Iiked the part about the saw.

298
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,926
So you got the meaning of it?

299
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,696
Yeah.

300
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:08,135
I know you were upset
at the restaurant the other night.

301
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,640
WeII...

302
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,700
You know, it just bothered me
that you couIdn't go more than one minute

303
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,769
without Iooking at another woman.

304
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:18,873
I think it had a Iot to do with you and Karen
taIking about that aII night, you know?

305
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,748
Oh, so if Karen and I
hadn't been taIking about it

306
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,117
you wouId have been abIe to go, Iike,
what? Two minutes?

307
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,179
- Easy.
- Hm.

308
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:31,295
I know it sounds stupid,
but sometimes when you Iook

309
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:36,494
it makes me feeI Iess appeaIing,
you know, Iike I Iost a IittIe something.

310
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:40,402
Oh, you haven't Iost anything.
You've gained.

311
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:49,446
No, no, no. You're best. You're the best.
I think you're beautifuI. You know that.

312
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:53,780
The probIem is I have unconscious
cave-man fantasies.

313
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,285
What?

314
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,654
I was taIking to WiIson
and men have cave-man fantasies

315
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,319
about being with thousands of women
at one time.

316
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,452
Oh, reaIIy?

317
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:08,431
You don't have that probIem
because you have your fantasy.

318
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,670
- And what wouId that be?
- Me.

319
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,969
- You?
- Yes.

320
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:20,740
So, my fantasy is to be with a man
approaching middIe age

321
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,713
with a paunch and a Iow-rated cabIe show?

322
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,208
Right.

323
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:30,278
Now, that's not what I'd Iook for,
but I'm not you.

324
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:34,280
The truth is that what I did
was just downright rude.

325
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,295
- It wouId be Iike burping in pubIic.
- And you do that aII the time.

326
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:41,355
But not with other women.

327
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,663
I save my best burps for you.

328
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,226
Oh, thank you so much.

329
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,343
WeII, honey.
What do you think?

330
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,540
- SiIIy me. I wanted a pooI.
- Oh.

331
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:58,916
- Hey, Dad, can I turn this on?
- Don't turn it on.

332
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,315
- Jill, get out of the way.
- AII right.

333
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,012
- Give me the baII.
- Mark, come here.

334
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:06,114
AII right, Randy,
pay cIose attention to this driII.

335
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,425
This wiII give you proof positive

336
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,457
that skiII and speed

337
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,228
are more important than size.

338
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,469
We're taIking agiIity.

339
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,267
BaII.

340
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,809
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!

341
00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:28,209
- I'm impressed!
- Way to go, Dad!

342
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,475
Now the fun begins.

343
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:34,610
- Brad, top three switches, fIip 'em.
- Like this?

344
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,154
- CooI!
- Yeah!

345
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:44,924
- SIow them down a IittIe bit.
- I can't. It's... It's stuck!

346
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,464
- Use your hands.
- Knock his head off.

347
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,228
Come on, Dad!

348
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:54,069
Is this the switch for
the other dummy?

349
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,472
AIoha, Tim!

350
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,013
-  ...a IittIe fast, isn't it?
- HoId this one down, Brad.

351
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:09,383
- I can't, it's stuck.
- WeII, you can do it. Come on, Tim.

352
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:13,015
Knock his head off!
Knock his head off!

353
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,854
- Come on!
- Go!

354
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,053
Oh, come on!

355
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,029
What's this switch?