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All right, now that we have an even layer
of mortar, it's time to float our brick.

2
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There we go. One more course,
and our brick wall will be finished.

3
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Oh, golly, Al. I'm out of brick.

4
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Are you telling me, Tim, that
you're a few bricks shy of a load? <i>(snorts)</i>

5
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No, I'm telling you you're one wisecrack
short of unemployment. <i>(snorts)</i>

6
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Now please go back
and get the rest of the brick.

7
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While Al's back there,
we'll finish up the... Shh, shh, shh.

8
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Tim, there doesn't seem to be any... Tim?

9
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Tim?

10
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Tim's not here anymore.

11
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<i>(screams)</i>

12
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Gotcha pretty good, didn't I?

13
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Yes, Tim. I'm quaking.

14
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That's a good mask.
Who are you supposed to be?

15
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I'm Al.

16
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<i>(screams)</i>

17
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It's an Al!

18
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It's Halloween and we all can't be
as spooky as Al here.

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But we can cut ourselves
some frightening jack-o'-lanterns.

20
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That's right, Tim. As you can see,
I've ready carved my jack-o'-lantern.

21
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Although I've noticed you have
not carved your jack-o'-lantern.

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How perceptive of you, Al.

23
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Well, I could spend long,
boring hours whittling away

24
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with an eensy-weensy
carving knife like you.

25
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Or I could put some excitement
into the pumpkin-carving process

26
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and sculpt my pumpkin using what?

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<i>(all)</i> More power!

28
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Darn right, more power.
I've cored and scored this bad boy.

29
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All I need now is a small explosion
to pop the pieces out of the pumpkin.

30
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I've filled the pumpkin with natural gas,
installed a small sparking device

31
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that's activated by
this simple remote control.

32
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Don't try this at home, children.

33
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I believe that charge
might be a little too...

34
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Too powerful for you, Al? Too manly?
A little too macho?

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- No, all I'm...
- If that's the case, Al,

36
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why don't you just cower
and hide behind the desk here?

37
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Because this bad boy
is about ready to go.

38
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See there, Al.
Nothing to worry about, buddy.

39
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<i>(Jill)</i> What do you think?
Could we put the kids in the middle?

40
00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,811
Tim! How are you doing down there?

41
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<i>(Tim)</i> Almost done.
Igor, let go of my leg!

42
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What are you guys doing?

43
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I'm making the food
for Brad's Halloween party.

44
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Perhaps you would like to try
some dirt and worms.

45
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<i>(gagging)</i>

46
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- Mom, please tell me I'm adopted.
- Mmm!

47
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- Delicious. <i>(slurp)</i>
- Oh, gross.

48
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- Mmm.
- <i>(man screams)</i>

49
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Well, I don't think we'll have to worry
about the insurance salesman for awhile.

50
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<i>(laughs)</i>

51
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How's the haunted house?

52
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Haunted house? Come on,
I've designed the Catacombs of Terror.

53
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- Can we take a look?
- It's pretty scary and dangerous there.

54
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Are either of you pregnant
or wearing a pacemaker?

55
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- No.
- <i>(mocks Randy)</i> No.

56
00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,034
<i>(laughs)</i>

57
00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:06,503
What have you been doing down
there all day long? What took so long?

58
00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:09,769
Come on, honey.
Horror takes time.

59
00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:12,037
Besides, when Brad's guests
get here tonight,

60
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they're gonna be down there
with their hair bleached white,

61
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eyes bugging out with that look of horror.

62
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<i>(groans)</i>

63
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That's the way you looked
on our wedding day.

64
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I shouldn't have lifted the veil.

65
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Who told you to wear it?

66
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Come sit down. I want you to finish this up
for me so I can go pick up my costume.

67
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This party starts in an hour.

68
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I ran around like crazy
getting all this stuff done.

69
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- I didn't have time to get it.
- All right. What do I do?

70
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OK, I want you to put these grapes
into this tapioca.

71
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What's that supposed to be?

72
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Eyeballs and pus. Mm!

73
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Home cooking, huh?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

74
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If I put green food coloring in here,
it would look infected.

75
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,519
Oh, that's good. That's real good.
Do that.

76
00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:10,535
Mom, everything fits
except for the pants.

77
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Who are you?
No, what are you?

78
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Raggedy Andy.

79
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That's right
It's Halloween, I'm sorry.

80
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Look out, Frankenstein.
Look out, Werewolf, it's Raggedy!

81
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No, just when you thought it
was safe to go back to the toy box...

82
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- It's Andy!
- Come on.

83
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Hey, boo! Hey! Boo-hoo.
Boo, dude, boo.

84
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He and Jennifer are dressing alike.
She's gonna go as Raggedy Ann.

85
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Hold still because I'm gonna
be pinning you here.

86
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- I feel like a sissy.
- You are not a sissy.

87
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The two of you are
gonna look so cute together.

88
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I can't believe I'm doing this.

89
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Brad, a lot of times men do things
they don't want to do

90
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so the women they're going out with
will do things they don't want to do.

91
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- Like what?
- Yeah, like what, Tim?

92
00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,256
Get married,

93
00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,954
de-grease an engine,
shave your back hair.

94
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- <i>(scary laughter)</i>
- Shut the door, please!

95
00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:17,529
Dad, I opened the tool locker
and saw...

96
00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,070
Shh, shh, shh! Quiet.

97
00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,698
Hey, why are you wearing
a mop on your head?

98
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Shut up, geek.

99
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- I think your costume looks great.
- Oh, if you like it, I'm dead.

100
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OK, boys. Let's go.
You go get your costumes on now.

101
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Put that down! Put it down!
Go, now, now, now!

102
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Raggedy Andy.
Brad's got it bad for that girl, Jennifer.

103
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Aw, if I asked you to wear that costume,
you'd do it for me, wouldn't you?

104
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- I don't think so, Jill.
- <i>(laughs)</i>

105
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Besides, Brad likes Jennifer
a lot more than I like you.

106
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You wouldn't catch me
in any fairy tale outfit

107
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because I've got the scariest costume
in the Motor City. <i>(laugh)</i>

108
00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,501
Wrong-o, cherry buns.

109
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The rental-house manager
has guaranteed me

110
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that I have <i>the</i> scariest-looking
costume that they have ever had.

111
00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:08,552
They've got a costume
that looks like you at 7 am?

112
00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,081
<i>(hisses)</i>

113
00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,484
Wilson, the Catacomb of Terror is just
about complete, but I need your chains.

114
00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:20,191
Mm-hmm.
Right inside the garage, good neighbor.

115
00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,255
This is gonna be great.

116
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,303
It's gonna be so scary down there,
those kids are gonna love this.

117
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I'm sure they will, Tim. I believe it
was Winston Churchill who said,

118
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"There's nothing so exhilarating
as being shot at and missed."

119
00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,742
Safe bet it wasn't Lincoln who said that.

120
00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:39,582
Well, everybody loves
a good scare, Tim.

121
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- Yeah, why is that?
- Well, Tim. It's just a physical reaction.

122
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When a person becomes frightened,

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his body releases
large amounts of epinephrine.

124
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- I love that song, too.
- Hm?

125
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Tall and tan and young and lovely,
the girl from epinephrine goes walking...

126
00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,466
No, no, no, no, Tim.

127
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,837
You're talking lpanema.
I'm talking epinephrine.

128
00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,739
Oh, yeah, sure you are. Sure.

129
00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,141
Well, let's just say adrenaline.

130
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:11,514
It speeds up the conversion
of glycogen into glucose.

131
00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,885
And glucose supplies energy
to the muscles, thus making them

132
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more efficient for a fight or flight.

133
00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:30,034
I don't care what it does. When Brad's
friends see this Catacomb of Terror,

134
00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:34,971
they'll be epinephrine in their pants.

135
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,839
After 8:00, why don't you slide around
back and let yourself in the basement?

136
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,434
Oh, I'll be there, Tim.

137
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:43,539
I also need that special meat cleaver.
You know what I'm talking about?

138
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:47,177
Mm-hm. Coming right up, neighbor.

139
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,778
Mark, hurry up! Come on!

140
00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,346
Johnny's Mom's gonna be here.

141
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,689
- Hey, Randy?
- What?

142
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,696
Have you seen that meat cleaver
around anywhere?

143
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,196
No, Dad.

144
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,295
Come on. Really.
I've got a splitting headache.

145
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:11,537
Dad, don't you ever get tired
of that fake meat cleaver gag?

146
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,943
I got a little surprise for you, fella.

147
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:18,609
It's a real meat cleaver.
It's a fake head.

148
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,346
- Where's Mom?
- She's upstairs getting dressed.

149
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:25,481
- Is it a real scary costume?
- I don't know. I haven't seen it.

150
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,856
I'm ready.

151
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:34,889
- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm Daddy. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.

152
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,400
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

153
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:41,338
- Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
- Right. Yeah.

154
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:44,865
You should have gone as Al.
We could have gotten more stuff.

155
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,080
- <i>(horn honks)</i>
- Oh, that's Johnny's mom. We gotta go.

156
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,846
Let's take a look in there
real quick, though.

157
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,444
What have you got in here, No Beard?

158
00:10:56,522 --> 00:11:02,483
OK. We've got eggs,
soap, shaving cream.

159
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:05,928
You're gonna hatch one of these?
Get a chicken, shave it, and give it a bath?

160
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:09,126
Johnny's mom asked us
to pick up a few things.

161
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,863
She said she didn't have
time to go the store.

162
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,036
- Nice try.
- <i>(horn honks)</i>

163
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,666
You guys get going.
Have some fun.

164
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,643
Remember, only go to houses we know.

165
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:23,273
<i>(Tim and Randy)</i> Don't eat anything
until we have a chance to check it out.

166
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,180
Watch both ways
when you cross the street.

167
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,412
Have some fun.
Honey, would you hurry on down here?

168
00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:31,286
The kids are almost here
and I can't wait to see your scary costume.

169
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,848
<i>(Jill)</i> I hope you're watching
those monkey skulls.

170
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:36,588
- They shouldn't get too soft.
- Shoot!

171
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:41,622
Oh, no. I hope you didn't ruin them.
<i>(laugh)</i>

172
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,225
No, they're all right.

173
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:48,137
Monkey's are fine, but that organ grinder's
a little crispy in there.

174
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,673
Aah!

175
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,052
Don't even start!

176
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,580
That's the scariest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

177
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,252
I had a little problem with
the reservation.

178
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:11,524
Hide the dip!

179
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,825
They lost my reservation.
This is all they had left.

180
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,667
- <i>(doorbell rings)</i>
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now.

181
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,708
Hey, Brad! Hustle up!
Your friends are here!

182
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:26,575
- <i>(Brad)</i> I'll be right down!
- Trick or treat!

183
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:30,308
- <i>(scream)</i>
- Get in! Come on!

184
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,577
You look so great!
These are great costumes.

185
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:37,554
You got a devil,
and a ballerina, and a bunny.

186
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:42,151
I don't like the way you're looking at
Miss Carrot. Get over there. Get out.

187
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,525
Hi, Mrs. Taylor.

188
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,862
Curtis! Ho-ho-ho,
Tim, Curtis is here.

189
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,163
Mrs. Taylor, that's a great costume.

190
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:54,070
- Thank you.
- You can't even see how fat you are.

191
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,871
- What are you supposed to be, Curtis?
- I'm an atom.

192
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,108
Then why don't you split.

193
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,343
Very funny, Mrs. Taylor.

194
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,716
Tell you what. Why don't you
help me put the hair on the monkey skulls?

195
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,154
- <i>(doorbell rings)</i>
- <i>(Brad)</i> I'll get it!

196
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,954
Hello, Bradley.

197
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,734
I thought you were coming
as Raggedy Ann.

198
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,603
I changed my mind.

199
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:29,663
Why?

200
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:33,143
You made it very clear that you didn't
want to be at this party with me tonight.

201
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,874
- When?
- You know when.

202
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,749
Hey, Taylor.

203
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,150
What's going on here?

204
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,279
Nothing.
Jennifer and I are together.

205
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,448
She's supposed to be with me.

206
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,516
So get over it. Besides...

207
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,358
...you're having a bad hair day, dude.
- Shut up, Danny.

208
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,756
Hey, hey, hey!
Cut it out! Come on!

209
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,562
We don't do this around here.
All right?

210
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,262
- He started it.
- Did you start this?

211
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,168
Leave me alone.

212
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:03,800
Come on! Brad, come back here!

213
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:07,243
Mrs. Taylor, why did Brad leave?

214
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,871
Well, I don't know.

215
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,473
I suppose he's just embarrassed
about his costume.

216
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,951
Oh, when are you gonna leave?

217
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,189
OK, girls, here you go.

218
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:27,756
Dirt filled with worms. Ha-hah!

219
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,166
Come on, buddy.
You gotta eat something.

220
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,363
Ew!

221
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:38,039
Hi, my name is Curtis.
You don't have a very good costume.

222
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,476
- Take a hike.
- Guess what I am.

223
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,946
An idiot?

224
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,279
- He's Brad doing?
- Oh, he's OK.

225
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,909
He just wants to have
a few minutes by himself.

226
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,783
You know, this zipper is, like, sticking.

227
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:52,483
I think I had too much punch.
Can you fix this for me?

228
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,253
All right, too much punch.
How does this feel?

229
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:58,763
Ah! Don't do that! Come on!
What are you looking for?

230
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:03,234
- Vegetable peeler.
- Oh, come on, Tim!

231
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,202
This is getting, you know,
like, kinda serious.

232
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,397
- It is serious, huh?
- Yes.

233
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,269
- Let me get the bolt cutter.
- No, no, no, no!

234
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,240
I put a huge deposit on this thing.

235
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,971
- Just kidding. A little spray lubricant.
- You have to do this now.

236
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,307
- Sit still for a minute.
- Now.

237
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,371
- Mr. Taylor?
- Yeah, what is it, Curtis?

238
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,813
Where's the bathroom?

239
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:21,478
Well, for atoms like you,
it's down the hall, near the cyclotron.

240
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,979
- You got it?
- You're free.

241
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,547
Ahhhh!

242
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,786
Out of my way, atom boy!

243
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,207
- How's it going, sport?
- OK.

244
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,300
Don't you wanna come inside
and join the rest of us?

245
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:49,006
Yeah, I think I'll go in
and beat up Danny.

246
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,174
Aren't you mad at the wrong person?

247
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,445
I can't beat up Jennifer.

248
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,977
Oh, I don't know.
I think you could take her.

249
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,450
Dad!

250
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,390
What happened with you two?
What did you do?

251
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,293
- Nothing.
- Come on.

252
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,831
What was the last thing that
happened before she got mad at you?

253
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:07,957
I don't know.

254
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:11,525
Help me. Think. Was it tonight?
Yesterday? After school?

255
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:16,165
Yesterday after school,
we played kickball.

256
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:19,904
All right. Got a clue now.

257
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,812
You didn't kick her in the face
with the ball, did you?

258
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:26,214
- No.
- Good. 'Cause women really hate that.

259
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:30,688
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.

260
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:33,554
Besides, why does
it have to be my fault?

261
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:37,561
Son, it's always our fault.

262
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:42,532
Why didn't she just tell me?
She said I should know.

263
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,502
She didn't tell you because...

264
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,630
women aren't as smart
as they think they are.

265
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,699
They don't realize
how little we actually know.

266
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,738
You gotta go in there
and find out what's going on.

267
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:59,306
- Try to see her side of it.
- I don't care about her side.

268
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:03,879
Really? Why are you wearing
a red wig and a size-18 shoe?

269
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,390
- OK, I care.
- All right. Go in and talk to her.

270
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,393
And remember, the two most important
things you can tell a woman are,

271
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,019
"I understand."

272
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,121
- I understand?
- Right.

273
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,723
Say those two words. They'll forgive
you for just about anything.

274
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,166
- Got it.
- Oh, one more thing.

275
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,205
Lose the wig and shoes.

276
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:29,178
- How's Brad?
- He's OK.

277
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,545
We had a little man-to-man talk.

278
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,346
I shared some of my expertise
on women.

279
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:38,550
Oh. After that, you talked
about neurosurgery?

280
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,058
No. We talked about how much
happier you would have been

281
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,527
- if you'd married a big cabbage.
- <i>(laughs)</i>

282
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,503
- Hi.
- Hello.

283
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,342
I thought you were
coming as Raggedy Ann.

284
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:07,113
- I was going to.
- I understand.

285
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,351
Understand what?

286
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:25,903
Um... I, uh...
I understand you're mad at me.

287
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,338
Who wouldn't be? At kickball
you picked Elaine instead of me.

288
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:33,811
She's good.
I wanted to win.

289
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,403
But you embarrassed me.

290
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,972
You should have seen Elaine.
She was gloating.

291
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,041
Why didn't you just say something
on the playground?

292
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,611
Bradley, how could you not know?
You can be so dense.

293
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,214
Hey, I may be dense,
but my team won.

294
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,454
<i>(grunting)</i> Don't start talking like that,
Brad! <i>(coughs)</i>

295
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:59,062
But I understand
winning doesn't matter.

296
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,129
I should have picked you.

297
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,477
I'm sorry I didn't
come as Raggedy Ann.

298
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,774
Yeah. Not as sorry as I am.

299
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,551
<i>(clanking chains/screams)</i>

300
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:26,186
<i>(howling)</i>

301
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,734
OK, everybody.
Come on down.

302
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:36,706
Uh-oh, the lights don't work.
This is not good.

303
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:40,575
Be very careful.

304
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,547
Stay together.

305
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,584
Watch out for hideous monsters.

306
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,644
There are no hideous
monsters down here.

307
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,087
There's at least one, Curtis.

308
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,622
<i>(evil laughter)</i>

309
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,028
This isn't scary.
It's totally lame.

310
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,393
- <i>(screams)</i>
- <i>(all screaming)</i>

311
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:07,598
Oh, come on, Jennifer.
That's just Brad's dumb little brother.

312
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,436
It is not me.

313
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:13,271
Wait, wait! Watch out!
Watch out! That's chains!

314
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,472
What could it be?

315
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,681
<i>(Jill gasps)</i>

316
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:22,049
It's Nanastein!

317
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,385
<i>(falsetto)</i> Mother-in-law
from beyond the grave.

318
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:34,131
<i>(coughs)</i> I seem to have
hocked up a little maggot.

319
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,963
<i>(all)</i> Ew!

320
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,637
Now I want to kiss a little kid.
Come here!

321
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,197
<i>(screaming)</i>

322
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,668
<i>(laughing)</i>

323
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,380
This is pathetic.
You're in a dress.

324
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,682
You're son's a doll.
And you're wife's a radish.

325
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,450
Hey, I'm a carrot.
Learn your vegetables.

326
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,549
<i>(normal voice)</i> You might not like it, but
don't wreck this for everybody else, OK?

327
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,925
If you built this,
it's all gonna fall apart anyway.

328
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:08,160
Mm-hmm. I've seen your show.
It should be called <i>Fool Time</i>

329
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:16,500
<i>(falsetto)</i> Making fun of Nanastein's
favorite show is not a good idea, son.

330
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,840
Why don't you check out
Nana's little toolbox, smarty.

331
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:24,974
<i>(laugh)</i> A toolbox, I'm scared.
What's gonna happen?

332
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,416
Is a wrench gonna pop out
and say "boo"?

333
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:32,355
I don't know.

334
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:35,916
Ooh. A bucket, I'm scared.

335
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:37,552
<i>(gasps)</i>

336
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,426
<i>(screaming)</i>

337
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,827
Where's my body?!
My body?!

338
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:48,338
<i>(children screaming)</i>

339
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,858
Well, Tim, your haunted house
was a huge success.

340
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,418
I've gotta hand it to you.

341
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:15,023
<i>(normal voice)</i> With what? <i>(laughs)</i>

342
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,966
Oh, thank you, Nanastein.

343
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:20,834
You are looking so
youthful this evening.

344
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:25,002
Well, it's probably that new moisturizer,
that Formaldehyde of Olay.

345
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,204
See you later, Al.
Nice working with you.

346
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,043
- Goodnight, Wilson.
- I'll get that cleaver and give it back...

347
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,377
- Tim.
- What is it, Al?

348
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,781
Well, what about me?

349
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:37,481
- What about you?
- Well, there's spiders down here.

350
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:42,584
Al, those spiders are, like, joke spiders.
Jill bought those at a magician's shop.

351
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,755
They're rubber spiders.
They're a lot of fun. OK?

352
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,425
- Tim.
- I'll be right down to get you.

353
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:54,906
Tim, I don't think she bought
this at a joke store.

354
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,941
Tim!

355
00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,238
<i>Tim!</i>

356
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,209
<i>(woman)</i> 3, 2...

357
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:06,609
Well, Tim, I have to... Hmm.

358
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,686
<i>(woman)</i> 3, 2...

359
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,088
Well... <i>(laughs)</i>

360
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:17,290
We're not highly paid, but we're skilled.

361
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:20,821
We're not even that skilled.

362
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:25,198
And I'm not wearing any underwear.

363
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,227
<i>(woman's voice) Boo</i>