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- When do we get to the cheese?
- Soon.

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This can't be right.

3
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It's so small.

4
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I had no idea when I ordered this
that it was actuaI size.

5
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Come on, come on.
Hurry up. Let's go.

6
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It's about time for the officiaI lighting of
the Christmas extravaganza. Brad, Randy!

7
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- They're not here.
- Where'd they go?

8
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They're still out collecting money
for the schooI Christmas drive.

9
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Oh, I can't wait. They can see it later.
Come on, come on, come on...

10
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Honey, I hope you didn't get back
into this whole competition thing

11
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- with Doc Johnson again this year.
- Please. I'm past it, OK?

12
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I've nothing to prove. This year,
I'm going for, like, a low-key approach.

13
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All right. When I flick the switch,
it's gonna be kinda bright,

14
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- so you're gonna need these sunglasses.
- Oh, Tim.

15
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Don't look directly at the snowman.

16
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Mom? Dad?

17
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- Where'd you go?
- We're still here.

18
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Well, what do you think?
Can we put the kids in the middle?

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- Hi.
- Hey, guys.

20
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- Pretty awesome lights out there, huh?
- It's really hot out there.

21
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I don't know if all that straw around
the baby Jesus is such a great idea.

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Randy, he's the Son of God.
He'll be fine.

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Dad, everyone in the neighborhood's
standing outside of our house,

24
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and they don't look too happy.

25
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Oh, everyone
in the whole neighborhood's out there?

26
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The whole neighborhood's
stood out there?

27
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Is Mrs. Swanson out there
with those stupid drop earrings?

28
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Open the door, she's right here?

29
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You know, maybe I should put a dimmer
on that. Wouldn't that be a good idea?

30
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So, how did you guys do
on that Christmas drive?

31
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Yeah, you were gone a long time.
You must have been working really hard.

32
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Yeah, we walked, like, 300 miles
around the whole neighborhood.

33
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You're doing a good thing.
Now, why don't you go wash up for dinner?

34
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Tim!

35
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Honey.

36
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Can we just turn down the Christmas lights
till after dinner's cooked?

37
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- Maybe that would be a good idea.
- Yeah.

38
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.. 86, 87,

39
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88,

40
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89, 90.

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$90.24.

42
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- Yeah. That's a major amount of money.
- We made 90 bucks.

43
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If we made 90 bucks a day,
and we worked for seven days,

44
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we'd make, like, 200 bucks!

45
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Brad, your math tutor must be proud.

46
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This is more money
than we've ever had on our bed before.

47
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Yeah. If the money was ours, we could
buy 30 Rooster Man comic books.

48
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<i>Yeah, and we could get
Barbarian 2 for Game Boy.</i>

49
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Yeah.

50
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Too bad you don't get paid
collecting for charity.

51
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If we were working at regular jobs,

52
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we'd get paid salary.

53
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How much do you think Dad makes?

54
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I don't know. Three bucks an hour.

55
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Yeah.

56
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And Al does most of the work.

57
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I mean, we worked hard,
and I'm wearing out my shoes.

58
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So?

59
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So...

60
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charity... charity...

61
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two for us.

62
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I don't know.
This is all supposed to go to charity.

63
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It will. I'm just taking
a little bit out for business expenses.

64
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Besides, Mom always says,
"Charity begins at home. "

65
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Oh, Tim, there you are.

66
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Are you ready
to shoot our Christmas promo?

67
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You should try
to cheer up a little bit, Maureen.

68
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Look, it's a telephone repairman
from the North Pole.

69
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And what would you like
for Christmas, little boy?

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A new assistant.

71
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All righty, it's your turn.

72
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Here we go.

73
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Couldn't you just eat him?

74
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Tim "The Elf Man" Taylor.

75
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Oh, now, don't be such a grinch.
You looked adorable.

76
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I've got a wonderfuI surprise.

77
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You joined a convent
and took a vow of silence.

78
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No, silly. I have booked some very speciaI
musicaI guests for our Christmas show.

79
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Guess who?
Time's up! Manhattan Transfer!

80
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Manhattan Transfer?
Didn't you think about checking with me?

81
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Tim, are you forgetting? Producer!
Besides, who did you want me to book?

82
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Those musicaI barking dogs
that sing "Jingle Bells"?

83
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Yes! We were trying
to get them for three years.

84
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They won't do a cable show.

85
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OK, now. Come on. Come on.

86
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Think big-time Christmas speciaI.
Manhattan Transfer.

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<i>All the Tool Time gang sitting
around the fireplace all cuddly and cozy,</i>

88
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sipping cider with cinnamon sticks.

89
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Put a naiI gun
to my temple and kill me right now.

90
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OK. Time to get the promo rolling.
The sled is set. Let's make magic.

91
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Tim, Tim, Tim. Come on.

92
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Let's be good, for goodness' sake.

93
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All right. All right.

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- But I'm driving.
- Oh, now, wait a minute, Tim.

95
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Tim. Tim!

96
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You know, it's against union rules
to let an elf drive a sleigh.

97
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- What?
- Besides, your legs.

98
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- What about 'em?
- Well, they're just a little too short.

99
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Just remember,
it's not over till it's over, fat boy.

100
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Oh, now, wait a minute, Tim.

101
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Let's be professionaI about this.
This is for charity. It's for the children.

102
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The least you can do
is wear your little elf hat.

103
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<i>Remember. Tim.
to make the snow machine work</i>

104
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<i>you just hit that button
on the back of the sled.</i>

105
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Yes, Maureen, I remember.
I'm the one that designed it. Do you recall?

106
00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:06,248
<i>- Huh?
- In 5. 4. 3. 2...</i>

107
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- Look out for that mountain, Al!
- Tim.

108
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Tim!

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Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas!

110
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Join me, Santa, and Tim "The... "
"The Elf Man" Taylor

111
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<i>for a very speciaI Christmas Tool Time.</i>

112
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We'll be kicking off our...

113
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We'll be kicking off
our annuaI "Tools for Tots" drive

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to raise money
to build playgrounds in the Detroit area.

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Helping us out is our very speciaI guest,
The Manhattan Transfer.

116
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So, untiI then, on Donner,

117
00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:06,141
on Blitzen, on Comet...

118
00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:13,085
What's the matter, Santa?
Have you never flown in a blizzard before?

119
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Tim?

120
00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:20,588
Where are you two going?

121
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I thought you were gonna help me
put these ornaments on the tree.

122
00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,864
- We're going back out collecting.
- Wow.

123
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You guys are troupers. You did this
all day yesterday, and this morning.

124
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Yeah, well, we only made $5 this morning.

125
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Well, that is $5 that the charity
didn't have before you started.

126
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You're making a contribution.
You should be really proud of yourselves.

127
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Yeah, well, we are. Thanks a lot, Mom.

128
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

129
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Honey, why did you
turn the light off of Frosty?

130
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There was a plane
headed for our house, Tim.

131
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"Rooster Man. " "Rooster Man. "

132
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- There's a whole stack of these.
- It's a great comic.

133
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:06,134
<i>Barbarian II. Game Boy.
Did you buy 'em this? I didn't buy 'em this.</i>

134
00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:09,299
- No, but I wanted it.
- Did you buy 'em those comics?

135
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:13,641
Uh-uh. But I bet Nana gave 'em
some Christmas money last weekend.

136
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,477
I don't believe it!
This is the coolest watch in the world.

137
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,712
- Time Commander Chronograph.
- What is that doing in Brad's backpack?

138
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,379
They're my boys. They love me.
It's probably my Christmas present.

139
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,787
- How could they afford that?
- Saving their allowance or something.

140
00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,849
You know, this has three time zones,
its own built-in alarm,

141
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,225
it's good to 120m underwater.

142
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,732
You could be drowning and still know
exactly what time it is in Guam. This is...

143
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,461
Ow! Ornaments, ornaments, ornaments!

144
00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:40,963
You...

145
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,367
You...

146
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:46,502
- You sat on a glass reindeer.
- Pull it. Go.

147
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:51,812
- You got an antler up your butt.
- Pull it out of there!

148
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:55,012
Hey, OK. Just stop dancing around.
You're gonna get glass all over the floor.

149
00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:59,217
- Well, thanks for your concern.
- Go outside. Outside.

150
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,397
Come here. Pull this one.
You got it outta there?

151
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:08,763
Well, I think so.
You'll find out when you sit down.

152
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:12,895
- Hi-ho-ho-ho, good neighbors.
- Merry Christmas, Wilson.

153
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:16,430
Jill, I wanna thank you
for that very lovely Smokey Farms gift box.

154
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:20,343
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that
those little cheese logs were actuaI size.

155
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,210
Well, don't be sorry.

156
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:27,742
They went perfectly with the little
bottle of rum I got from the airlines.

157
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,584
And this is for you, good neighbors.
Fresh from the oven.

158
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:33,750
- Oh, thank you. What is it?
- That is a plum cake.

159
00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,659
On Christmas Eve, the people
of Hertfordshire, England, take the cake,

160
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:40,495
stick it on a cow's horn,
then they throw cider in her face.

161
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,105
The malls close early over there.

162
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,938
No, no, no, Tim.
If the cow flips the cake forward,

163
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it means
it's going to be a very good harvest.

164
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:56,273
Oh. Well, that's very
thoughtfuI of you, Wilson.

165
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:59,511
Well, Jill, it's all part of
the spirit of Christmas giving,

166
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which you seem to have
instilled in Randy and Brad.

167
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:06,285
The look of joy on their little faces
when I gave them that $10 contribution

168
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:09,054
for charity this morning,
I was really quite moved.

169
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,188
- Wait a minute. Did you say $10?
- All the cash I had, Jill.

170
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,698
They wouldn't take a check.

171
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,962
<i>Well, Feliz Navidad, good neighbors.</i>

172
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:21,200
Off I go a-wassailing, a-wassailing...

173
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- Did you hear that?
- Sure did. He can't carry a tune at all.

174
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,873
No. He said that he gave them $10.

175
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,815
Tim, they told me that they
only collected $5 the whole morning.

176
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The watch,
the video game, the comic books...

177
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:41,652
They're stealing from the charity, or...
or from your dresser drawer or something.

178
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:45,493
I don't leave money in my dresser drawer.
You take it.

179
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:49,933
Well, then, they're stealing
from the charity.

180
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:02,275
I found this in Bugsy's drawer.

181
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:07,445
These were in Baby Face's dresser.
Wait till I get I get my hands on those...

182
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,512
And I found this is Brad's little book bag.

183
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:13,183
A locket.
Maybe your Christmas present.

184
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:17,195
How nice.
I can put their little mug shots in it.

185
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,826
- What are we gonna say to them?
- I tell you what I'm gonna say.

186
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,703
"The locket goes back.
Thanks for the watch. "

187
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:33,568
- Mom, we're home.
- Well, well, well. Look who's home.

188
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,273
How did it go?

189
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,042
Oh, OK.

190
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,145
How much money
do you think you brought in today?

191
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,551
Around $ 20.

192
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:47,786
So, with the five that you brought in
this morning, that would make 25?

193
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,187
Yeah. That's a lot, huh?

194
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:55,063
Yeah.
Plus the money from the rest of the week.

195
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,763
Who wants to go first?

196
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,275
I will.

197
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:08,609
- Uh... it was Randy's idea.
- Thanks a lot, Brad!

198
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,842
- It was.
- Sit down on the couch, right now.

199
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,146
Sit down. Both of you, sit down.

200
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,188
Tell me where you came up
with a stupid idea like this.

201
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,348
Well, we were gonna get you
really neat Christmas presents.

202
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,892
- Don't give me that.
- Yeah, I can't live without Rooster Man.

203
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,361
- Well, the watch is for you, Dad.
- And the locket's for Mom?

204
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,524
Well, no. That's for Jennifer.

205
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,240
You just don't get it, do you?

206
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:42,246
That money was supposed to go
to the Oak Lane Children's Center.

207
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:47,547
You stole money out of the hands of kids
who have next to nothing for Christmas.

208
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:51,187
We weren't gonna take all of it,
just some of it.

209
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,953
Some of it or all of it,
it was still stealing.

210
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,290
We'll do extra chores
to work off the money.

211
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,990
You're darn right you'll do extra chores
to work off the money.

212
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,862
Then you can go back to the stores, take
this stuff back and get the money for it.

213
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,198
And then you're gonna go back to the
shelter, you're gonna take in the money,

214
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,262
and you're gonna tell
them that you stole it.

215
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:10,331
But, Mom,
they're gonna think we're thieves.

216
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,570
Good, Brad.

217
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,579
I think you should just go up to your
room and think about what you did.

218
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,452
You can just stay up there
for the rest of the night.

219
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,998
Thank you very much.
Oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun today.

220
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,370
We're gonna have
a lot of Tim Taylor holiday hints,

221
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,968
like putting up outdoor lighting
to get your whole neighborhood together.

222
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,505
Don Ho?
I don't think so.

223
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,677
St. Nick. And I wouldn't be
a bit surprised if old St. Nick

224
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:57,779
slid out of this chimney a little later
to hand out gifts to the studio audience.

225
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,848
Not yet. Not yet!

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What I'd like to do first
is introduce our musicaI guests.

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- No, we couldn't get the barking dogs.
- Aw.

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But we got a group
that sounds a lot like 'em.

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Just kidding. I'd like to introduce the
Manhattan Transfer, ladies and gentlemen.

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Well, it's good to have you here.
I gotta admit, I'm a big fan.

231
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I always wanted to know,
who's Manhattan and who's Transfer?

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Yeah, right. Right.

233
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No, that's the name of the group, Tim.
Come on. We have our own names.

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Oh, yeah,
just like the rest of us would have.

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- I'm Janis.
- I'm CheryI.

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- I'm Tim.
- I'm Alan.

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But you know,
sometimes people call me Al.

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- Tim and Al. Do you assist him?
- I don't think so, Tim.

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Hey, Santa.

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Shut up!

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Now, Manhattan Transfer
will not be using a backup band today

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because they'll be singing Acapulco.

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- Tim, actually, it's "a cappella. "
- That's warm there too. I love it there.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
The Manhattan Transfer.

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One, two. One, two.

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You better watch out,
you better not cry

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You better not pout,
I'm telling you why

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Santa Claus is coming to town

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He's making a list,
checking it twice

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Gonna find out
who's naughty or nice

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Santa Claus is coming to town

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- He sees you when you're sleeping
- Tim!

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He knows when you're awake

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He knows if you've been bad or good

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So be good for goodness' sake

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- You better watch out, you better not cry
- Tim!

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<i>- You better not pout, I'm telling you why
- No, not my shoe.</i>

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- Santa Claus is coming to town
- Don't... don't pull.

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- To town
- Keep going. Keep going.

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- All the boys and girls...
- Tim! Where are you going?

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The snowman soon will play
and they're sure to get their wishes met

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When they hear the words we say

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You better not shout,
you better not cry

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00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:39,040
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why

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Santa Claus is coming

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- Santa Claus is coming
- Tim!

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Santa Claus is coming to town

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- To town
- Tim.

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To town

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- Tim, would you get me outta here?
- Look out, old Santa is back

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Yeah

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Don't use a chain saw.
Just pull me out.

273
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No! Tim! Tim!
Don't cut through this!

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Boy, I'm glad that's over.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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Can you believe
all those kids down at the shelter?

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Yeah. They didn't have anything.
We were stealing money from them.

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We have lots of stuff.

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I guess we got it pretty good, huh?

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Come on. Let's clean up our room.

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00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:38,735
It was kinda weird
the way those kids were staring at us.

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They were staring at you. You just
stood there making monkey sounds.

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00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,579
That was 'cause Mom
was poking me in the ribs.

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She wanted you to say something.
I had to apologize for the both of us.

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00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,081
So? I had to give 'em the money.

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You don't ever play with this,
do you, Randy?

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00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,299
No, not really.

288
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,802
Me neither.

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00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,773
- We can give it to the shelter.
- Hey, great idea.

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00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,874
We don't play with this either.

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And this is Mark's.

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Dump it.

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Randy.

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Do you really think Dad's gonna
hang our pictures up in the post office?

295
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,591
I hope you're kidding.

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- Oh, we can give 'em these.
- OK. And there's a lot of stuff in here.

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- Oh, there is?
- Yeah.

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<i>It came upon</i>

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<i>The midnight clear</i>

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<i>- That glorious song
- Poor Al.</i>

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Al looks mad.
What was he saying?

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00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,943
He was...

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He was saying, "Merry Christmas
and have a happy New Year, Tim. "

304
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,725
So, did you...
did you clean up your room?

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00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:10,199
- Almost, but we wanted to bring this down.
- What?

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00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,499
Well, we were just going through
some of our toys and we thought

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that maybe the kids at the shelter
could use some of them.

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00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,738
That's a really sweet idea.

309
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:22,803
Well, they're just some toys that we don't
play with that much anymore, like this.

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- Or this.
- Wait a minute.

311
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:28,384
That's tournament football.
I still play with that thing.

312
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,647
Dad.

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00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,916
All right. It's Christmas. But remember,
I'm still high scorer on that thing.

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00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:35,289
I think this is a really good idea. We'll
take you back to the shelter tomorrow.

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00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,385
OK.
We have some more stuff in the basement.

316
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,625
OK. Well, just gather everything up
that you don't play with.

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- OK. Mark, jump in.
- Shut up.

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00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,766
- I'm gonna get some toys.
- OK.

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00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:56,677
<i>- It came upon the midnight clear
- Gosh, they're so good.</i>

320
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,306
Yeah.

321
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,817
But they're no barking dogs.

322
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,089
Tim, I thought you said
you were gonna return that watch.

323
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:18,000
I'm going to.
Look, my blood pressure. It's rising.

324
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,878
Honey, have you seen the front yard?
Frosty's missing.

325
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,316
I know.

326
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,411
Oh, it's not enough
that Doc Johnson wins the contest.

327
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:40,322
- Now he's gonna hijack my snowman?
- Doc Johnson didn't take it.

328
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:44,328
I suppose a 17-foot plastic snowman
is hiding from me?

329
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,162
Does this look familiar?

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00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,536
Frosty?

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00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,438
He had a power surge
and suffered a meltdown.

332
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,977
Frosty is 17 feet of pulsating light,

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00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,543
generated by 120 volts of luminous flux

334
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,213
and 50,000 lumens per second

335
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:14,884
of uninterrupted power.

336
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,053
This is low-key?

337
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,256
I see spots.

338
00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:21,090
Isn't this awesome?

339
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,758
Yeah. It would be perfect

340
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:25,598
if we had an airstrip on the front lawn.