1 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:15,172 - Yes, he's asleep. - Are you sure we should do this? 2 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:18,342 (whispering) After what he did to us last night in that pillow fight? 3 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,352 (whispering) It's payback time! 4 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,910 (snoring) 5 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:25,287 OK, Mark, you do the shoes. We'll take care of the rest. 6 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,202 Everybody, 7 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,431 stand back. 8 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,171 OK. 9 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:49,007 (groans) 10 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:57,780 You little monkeys! 11 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:05,428 - Nice boxers, Dad. - Binford! Binford! Binford! 12 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:10,060 You watch that Tabasco sauce. I'm coming after you kids. 13 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:13,970 Oh, honey, not now. Can't we wait till after dinner? 14 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:18,541 Those little genius boys did this. Give me a towel or something. Help me. 15 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,704 No, wait, wait, wait. You're just gonna make a big mess. 16 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,077 - Let me help you out with that. - Come on! 17 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:25,447 OK, just a minute. Say cheese! 18 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,314 (Jill) Well, what do you think? Could we put the kids in the middle? 19 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,588 - Good morning! - Morning, hon. 20 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,998 What is green, has eight legs and liver spots? 21 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:53,136 I don't know, but I think I married her. 22 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,936 With all eight legs kicking and screaming. 23 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,943 So, Tim... 24 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,105 do you know what special event we have coming up next week? 25 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,172 You don't even have to ask me. I know what it is. 26 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:06,275 - You're bluffing. What is it? - Our anniversary. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 27 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,343 OK, Mr. Big Shot. 28 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:11,151 What day of the week is it? 29 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,956 What day of the week is it? That's easy. What day of the week is it? What day... 30 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,518 - Friday. - Friday. Friday. 31 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:19,588 - Saturday. Saturday. - Saturday? 32 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,793 We will of course be exchanging gifts. 33 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,305 And you're the hardest person in the world to buy for. 34 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,604 Yes, I know, I know. But this year I've made it easy for you. 35 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:34,135 Crowley's is holding this beautiful gold hand-knit sweater for me. 36 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,079 All you have to do is go down there and pick it up 37 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,344 and your anniversary nightmare is over. 38 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,683 You just waltz in here and deny me the pleasure of shopping for you? 39 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:45,815 - That's right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. 40 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,360 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you want to know what I want? 41 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,487 I've already got your present and I know you'll love it. 42 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:55,830 I hope it's as good as the sweater I bought for you. I shopped for hours for that thing. 43 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,837 Want us to tell you what Mom got you? 44 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,068 No, I don't want you to tell me what Mom got me. 45 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,735 The surprise is half the fun. 46 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:09,172 I want to know and I want to know right now. 47 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:12,813 Oh, well, you know, I don't want to ruin the surprise. 48 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:15,353 - Mark, two bucks? - Broom closet. Top shelf. 49 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,582 All right. 50 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:20,455 Hey, I didn't know there were gonna be bribes involved. 51 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:24,189 Where have you been living the last ten years? 52 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:27,192 Oh, whoa! 53 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:31,459 This is like a Momo steering wheel off some kind of sports car. 54 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:36,031 - Yeah. Mario Andretti's racecar. - Get out of here! Oh-oh-oh! 55 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,737 Are you kidding? This is great. How did she get this? 56 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:41,644 Well, she wrote him a letter after he was on your show. 57 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:43,147 Oh, man. 58 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,515 This thing is really cool. 59 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:49,885 I've got to get her something great. 60 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,083 Something she really wants. 61 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:55,324 Ballroom dancing lessons. 62 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:58,592 Dad, be serious. You don't know how to dance. 63 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,831 Brad! The bus is gonna be here any minute. 64 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:06,338 You still have to make your bed and brush your teeth. 65 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:09,534 Tim, you know, Crowley's is only gonna hold that sweater for three days, 66 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:10,906 so if you're gonna get it, you gotta go fast. 67 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,411 Forget about the sweater. I've got the perfect gift for you. 68 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:17,575 If you think filling my car with antifreeze is gonna work as my present again this year, 69 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,117 you can forget it. 70 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,880 Let's put it this way. When you find out what I'm gonna give you, 71 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:23,820 you're gonna want to cover me in chocolate syrup 72 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,758 and show your appreciation in weird and unusual ways. 73 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,586 Chocolate syrup. 74 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,131 I've gotta admit, you piqued my interest. 75 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,895 What do you say to me after we finish dinner every anniversary? 76 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,560 "Tim, you have mashed potatoes on your tie." 77 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,037 Jill, you always say, "We should go dancing." 78 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:43,564 This year, we go dancing. 79 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:45,338 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 80 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:48,244 Oh, that's wonderful. 81 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:52,080 - Dining and dancing at the Excalibur. - The Excalibur! 82 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:54,210 That's fantastic! 83 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:57,154 And in order to prepare ourselves for a night of ecstasy... 84 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,212 Yeah? 85 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,350 ...I say we take 86 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,553 ballroom dancing lessons. 87 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:07,522 Ballroom dancing lessons. Oh, honey. 88 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,500 - I just have two words for you. - Yeah? 89 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,868 - Hot fudge. - Oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. 90 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,867 (ballroom music) 91 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,776 There you go, cha-cha-cha. Move those hips, cha-cha-cha. 92 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,842 Very good, Mr. Green. Very nice, Mrs. T. 93 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,386 - Thank you. - Good. 94 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:30,319 This is really embarrassing. 95 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,416 Well, you weren't embarrassed in the '70s when you had to do disco. 96 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,291 Well, I had white boots, you know? 97 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,092 Cha-cha, cha-cha-cha. 98 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:42,293 - Yeah, that was embarrassing. - This cha-cha's so dated. 99 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:45,531 - Oh, yeah, like disco is here to stay. - Could be. 100 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,369 OK, class, that was just wonderful. 101 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:52,275 Mrs. Taylor, really, you're a natural. Such style and grace. 102 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,438 - Oh, thank you. - How about me? 103 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:59,816 - Well, Mr. Taylor, you're one of a kind. - Thanks a lot. 104 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:00,910 What did she mean by that? 105 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:04,115 She meant you're a geek and disco is dead. 106 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,817 All right, everybody. Let's take a break, but remember: 107 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:12,854 To live is to dance and to dance is to be free. 108 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:16,129 Free? Does this mean you're not charging us 20 bucks for the lesson? 109 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:19,103 Oh, Mr. Taylor, don't think of it as money. 110 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:22,300 Think of it as an investment in sophistication. 111 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,833 And that's an investment you could use. 112 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,038 Tim, come on. 113 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,638 This dance class thing was your idea. Are you just gonna fool around all the time? 114 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:32,206 No, I'm not gonna fool around. I'm gonna get this and learn how to cha-cha. 115 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,516 I can't fool around with all these refined people in here. 116 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:38,455 Hey, tool man. I love your show. 117 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:40,617 - (grunts) - (Tim grunts in reply) 118 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:43,161 You must be Mrs. Arr-arr. 119 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,830 Well, actually, Arr-arr-arr is my married name. 120 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:50,596 My maiden name was... (high-pitched barking) 121 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:57,698 Will you excuse me? 122 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:01,611 I have to go check our babysitter and see if our kids have killed him yet. 123 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,114 - Andy Paxton. - Hey, Andy. Tim Taylor. 124 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,877 - Sit down, buddy. - How are you? 125 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:08,910 So, uh, how did your wife rope you into this cha-cha thing? 126 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:14,051 Well, it's a trade-off. You see, I do the cha-cha, she shaves. 127 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:18,655 All right, everybody. The break's over. 128 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,029 The line was busy. 129 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:25,230 Now that you know the basic cha-cha, let's add a little spice. 130 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,534 I need a couple to demonstrate. 131 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,802 Mrs. Taylor. 132 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:35,371 No, no, Mr. Taylor. Not you. I think we'll just kinda mix things up a little bit. 133 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:41,011 Mr. Green, I think you'll complement Mrs. Taylor very nicely. 134 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:44,682 I bet he knows nothing about belt sanders. 135 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,089 All right, everybody, we're gonna be adding a few turns. 136 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,958 Now, Mrs. Taylor, watch closely. 137 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:02,935 I'd like to see the guy try that on a construction site. 138 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:07,911 Now, this is what I call the Keeney flair. 139 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,915 Well... 140 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:17,478 I sometimes get carried away. 141 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,754 - Now, Mrs Taylor, you try. - Oh, I didn't get that last part. 142 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,056 Oh, well, try. 143 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,290 Here we go. 144 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,325 Loosen up, Mrs. Taylor. 145 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,936 Keep your eyes locked on your partner. 146 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:36,270 Foreheads together. 147 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:40,874 This is what I call the love focus. 148 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:46,242 I can't believe I paid 20 bucks to have some other guy dance with my wife. 149 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:51,279 Hey, I'd pay him 30 to dance with my wife. Let him get the razor burns. 150 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:56,322 Mr. Green, more flair, more panache. 151 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,423 What are you doing? 152 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:05,231 - Flairing, panaching! - Well, stop it. 153 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:09,801 Mr. Taylor. Mr. Taylor, would you come out here, please? 154 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,809 - Me? - Yes. 155 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:14,573 - You seem to be enjoying yourself. - Totally, babe. 156 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:20,244 Well, why don't we put all of our creative energies to good use? 157 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,753 And refinish the floor. 158 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,854 - No. Let's use our imagination. - All right. 159 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:29,088 - We're in New York. - Give me your wallet. 160 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:38,394 We're in the Stork Club, 1957. 161 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,632 (ballroom music) 162 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:47,241 The band begins to play a cha-cha and we see each other across the room. 163 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,713 - Our eyes lock. - Argh! 164 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:55,243 The band begins to play a dance of passion. 165 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:02,220 - Oh, the mating ritual begins. - Lady, lady, lady. 166 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,285 I've got a wife, you know. 167 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,491 In 1957, you had no wife. 168 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,126 Now, let yourself go, Mr. Taylor. 169 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:14,070 - Don't be a prisoner of your body. - Free me, warden. I'm on parole! 170 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,664 Let's show 'em. 171 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,232 Let's show the class those turns. 172 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,670 Oh, with lots of speed 173 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,715 and lots of flair. 174 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,650 Oh, spin me, Mr. Taylor! 175 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,745 Really spin me! 176 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,790 (screaming) 177 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,257 (crashes into piano) 178 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,924 Call 911. 179 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,537 Mark, did you tie his shoelaces together? 180 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,870 He doesn't have any. 181 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,937 Forget it. 182 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,654 Put some in his other hand. 183 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:25,239 Oh, you thought you'd get me, huh? 184 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,107 I can't believe it. This worked great on Dad. 185 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:34,516 - I know. He told me. - (door shuts) 186 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,746 - Quick, quick. - Mom and Dad are home. 187 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,414 Run up... Get ready for... 188 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:43,190 Get ready for bed, quick! All right. Wash your faces. 189 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,092 - Hi, Al. How were the kids? - Great, great. 190 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,760 And how was the first ballroom dancing class? 191 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:53,896 - It went pretty good. - Oh, pretty good! It was a disaster. 192 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,601 He threw the teacher across the room. 193 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,034 - You did? - Not. 194 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,636 She said, "Spin me. Spin me." 195 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:07,484 You'd think a former June Taylor Dancer could take a fall better than that. 196 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:11,751 Well, she might have been able to if she hadn't caught her chin on the piano. 197 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:16,053 Well, I'm still free for tomorrow night for lesson number two. 198 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,358 I don't think so, Al. 199 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,930 After she regained consciousness, 200 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,835 Mrs. Keeney gave our description to the security guard. 201 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:31,232 She was so woozy she described us as an elderly Japanese couple. 202 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:36,242 Well, if I leave right now, I can still make second session of bingo. 203 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,509 - Thank you, Al. - OK. 204 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,448 You don't want to miss that. Hurry up, Al, hurry. 205 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,179 - Bye-bye. - I'll see you at work tomorrow. 206 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,278 See you, buddy. 207 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,782 There's other dance studios we can go to, you know. 208 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,988 You know, you always do this. You always ridicule everything that is important to me. 209 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,656 No, I don't. I was just trying to make your gift as special as the steer... steer... 210 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,894 The steer. A steer. What a gift that would be. A steer. 211 00:13:55,968 --> 00:14:01,907 You could have a steer out there, get beef and milk out of the same animal. 212 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,839 - You snooped. - I did not. 213 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:06,400 You snooped around and found the steering wheel. 214 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,241 It's not like you hid it very well. You put it in the broom closet. 215 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,714 When was the last time you used the broom? 216 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,946 - Thank you for ruining both gifts. - I love the steering wheel. 217 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,477 Exactly, which is why I would have liked to have seen you open it. 218 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,581 We can still go dancing Saturday at Excalibur. 219 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:23,651 No way I'm gonna go dancing with a man who can't even make it through one lesson. 220 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,459 Yeah, but give me credit. The ballroom dancing idea was good. 221 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,830 Oh, I bet that wasn't even your idea. I bet the kids thought of it, right? 222 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,495 No. The amount you've been nagging me about..."Nag" is the wrong word. 223 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,801 "Nag" is the wrong word. It's the wrong word! 224 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:40,244 I can dance. I've got flair. I've got panache, just like Mr. Green. 225 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,582 And the Binford power roofing nail gun is my favorite, 226 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:49,314 because the new magazine holds 120 roofing nails. 227 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,788 It's enough for a bushel of shingles. 228 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,724 - (nail fires) - (man) Oh! 229 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:59,389 Available at fine hardware stores everywhere. 230 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,262 Mark, get a claw hammer, get that out of your thigh. 231 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,166 - Get some salve on it. - (Al) Tim. 232 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:08,502 And if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else makes it. 233 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,437 (Al) Time now for our next project. 234 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,382 All right, before we get to our next project, we have a special guest. 235 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,715 Jerry Hobert's here from the Village Association 236 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,756 to give me a certificate of appreciation. 237 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,724 - You? - Is there an echo in here? Yes, me. 238 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:33,789 Let's bring Jerry out here with a big Tool Time welcome. Jerry Hobert, everybody. 239 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,126 It's good to see you, Tim. You know, I've never been on TV before. 240 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:41,866 - Oh, anybody can do it. - You should know. 241 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,777 Well, Tim, on behalf of the Detroit Area Homebuilders Association, 242 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,438 I would like to present you with this beautiful scroll. 243 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,506 - Now, Al's name's on there, right? - No, it's not. 244 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,982 Oh. 245 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,748 It's too bad, huh? 246 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:59,348 Well, read it with a loud, clear voice for us. 247 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:06,222 (very loudly) We award this certificate to Tim Taylor 248 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:10,997 for his efforts to promote safety at home and on the job. 249 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,062 You're getting an award for safety? 250 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,343 Yeah, I am, flannel boy. You got a problem with that? 251 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,401 Well, I guess they didn't see the show 252 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,414 where you fell through the roof of the project house. 253 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,710 Maybe they didn't, Al. 254 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,182 Or the time you glued your head to the table. 255 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,650 Al! 256 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,019 - Or the time when you stapled the... - Jerry... 257 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,217 Jerry, continue. 258 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,558 Your clever staging of realistic-looking accidents 259 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,621 clearly shows viewers what not to do. 260 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,794 - We salute you. - (grunts) 261 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,443 - Hey, Wilson. - Hi-ho, neighbor. 262 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,842 - Got one for you. - Mm-hm. 263 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:05,413 How much wood could a Wilson chop if a Wilson could chop wood? 264 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,254 He could cut a quarter of a cord of conifer 265 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,921 if you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut. 266 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,399 - You're good. - Uh-huh. 267 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,935 By the way, happy anniversary. 268 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,631 Uh... not from Jill's point of view. 269 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,196 Problem, Tim? 270 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:25,004 The problem is I can't dance. 271 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,238 I won't ask you. 272 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:33,582 I got Jill kinda angry with me 'cause I was goofing around at this dance class we took. 273 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:37,679 Well, Tim, oftentimes we mock that which we cannot do. 274 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,781 I can't cha-cha. 275 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:42,952 I was trying to figure out where to put my hands and my feet and line everything up. 276 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,690 And the next thing I know, the instructor slides under a piano 277 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,426 and her jaw is wired shut. 278 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,094 I don't know that step. 279 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,638 She didn't either. 280 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,605 Whoa. 281 00:17:56,675 --> 00:18:00,634 Well, Tim, the problem is you're just thinking too much. 282 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,909 - Let's say you were a racecar driver... - Oh. 283 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:09,147 - And you're taking your turns at Indy. - Indy, aaaaarrrgghhh! 284 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:13,248 Passing Unser. See you, buddy. Sucker! Aah! 285 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,417 Ah, Tim, you're doing quite well. 286 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,926 Yeah. Finish line's right up there, checkered flag. 287 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,859 - Don't look in the mirror. - Aaaaarrrgghhh! Mirrors? 288 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,921 - Forget about the minicam. - Minicam's right back here. 289 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,831 - Don't wave at the... - Aah! 290 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:26,530 - Uh-oh. You hit the wall. - (makes car-passing noises) 291 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,766 They're all passing me. I was so close to it. 292 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,674 Well, Tim, you were doing fine when you weren't thinking about the minicam 293 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,075 or the mirrors and such. 294 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,979 You were going on instinct. You were one with the car. 295 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,780 - You were Zenlike. - I was Zenlike. 296 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,447 I never met Zen. What was he like? 297 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,792 No, no, no, Tim. Zen is a state of mind. Like when you dance, 298 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,385 you can't worry about what your hands and your feet are doing. 299 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,057 You just have to let the music envelop you. That's what I do. 300 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,467 Right, left, cha-cha-cha. Left, right, cha-cha-cha. 301 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:02,834 Right, left, cha-cha-cha. Left, right, cha-cha-cha. 302 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,375 Work with me, Tim. 303 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:08,777 Right, left, cha-cha-cha. Right, left, cha-cha-cha. 304 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,815 One, two, three, cha-cha-cha. I think I got it, I got it. 305 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,716 All right, Tim. We're gonna do a turn. Let yourself go. 306 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:18,654 Right, left, cha-cha-cha. Left, right, cha-cha-cha. 307 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,454 Wilson, I think... I think I've got it! 308 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,226 Come on, Jill, hurry up. Are you still mad? Are you going to dinner with me? 309 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,597 Yes, of course I'm going to dinner with you. I'm not mad. 310 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,296 8:00 reservations. We still have to exchange gifts. 311 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,931 - How about, "You look pretty"? - Thanks. 312 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,239 I changed my hair. I'm using that raspberry mousse of yours. It's very fragrant. 313 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:42,838 - Where's my gift? - Close your eyes. Shut your mouth. 314 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:47,614 Now, I just know you're gonna be so surprised about this. 315 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,483 - Ta-da! - Oh! 316 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,524 This is great. This is great. 317 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,888 Oh, wow! 318 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:58,760 What a pretty sweater. You have such good taste. 319 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,525 - Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary. 320 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,590 I love you and I love this and thanks for thinking about me. 321 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,398 I love you. 322 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,904 Well, enough of that. OK. 323 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,739 Now, did you give Al enough money to get the kids popcorn at the movies? 324 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:15,803 Yeah. He wanted some extra for Milk Duds for himself. 325 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,644 Did you give him the number at Chez Pierre? 326 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,946 We're not going to Chez Pierre. We're going to the Excalibur. 327 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,680 Oh, honey, you were supposed to cancel those reservations. 328 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,154 That's when you didn't like dancing with me. 329 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,990 I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I still don't want to dance with you. 330 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:34,158 - I'd hold that opinion if I were you. - (ballroom music) 331 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:46,675 What is this? 332 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,214 (Jill laughs) 333 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,246 Wow! 334 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,320 Wow! 335 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:05,454 What happened? Two days ago, all you could do was disco. 336 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,498 I met a man named Zen. 337 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,000 If you think you can keep up, please join in. 338 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,059 OK. 339 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,741 Huh. 340 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,212 (grunts) 341 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:34,022 - Shall we do the Momo step? - Do the Momo step. 342 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,220 - You like this thing, don't you? - I love this thing. 343 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,993 I bought it on your cha-cha-charge account. 344 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,395 (makes car noise) 345 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,469 Try to picture yourself... 346 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:52,101 1993, it's the Motor City. 347 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:56,239 We lock eyes across a huge hardware store. 348 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,455 The love focus. 349 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,064 So... 350 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,665 honey... 351 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,837 You were so amazing last night. 352 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,882 - On the dance floor. - On the dance floor? 353 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:34,843 I especially liked this tablecloth thing you did. 354 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:39,482 - It was cool, wasn't it? - Yes. It was so sexy when you... 355 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:47,295 How did you do that? 356 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:54,672 (Jill) Brad! The bus is here and you still have to brush your teeth and... 357 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,004 And, uh... 358 00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:59,236 (laughter) 359 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,545 Ooh. The wheels fell off of that one real quick. 360 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,273 Once you find out what I've bought you, 361 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:10,788 you're gonna want to fill my head with cannon balls and powder my behind. 362 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,327 (Jill) Could you say that again? 363 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:26,898 I'm OK.