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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!
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That's right. Binford Tools is proud
to present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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(cheers and applause)
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Welcome to Tool Time
I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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'Course, you all know my assistant,
Al "I live for Bingo" Borland.
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Here on Tool Time we've showed you
many different ways to cut wood,
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but nothing as fun as today.
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Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine,
what would you select?
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Well, Tim, I'd probably use
the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
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Mm, good choice.
Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
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I see, we're at your house.
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Well, then I'd use my trusty crosscut saw.
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That's a good choice, but not today.
Today, we have something special for you.
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And for that,
we have to bring out a very special guest.
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And I expect a big
Tool Time round of applause
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for Robert "the Human Hatchet" Cho!
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(cheers and applause)
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If you were to cut that piece of pine, would
you want to use a circular saw for that?
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- Won't be necessary, Tim.
- Hacksaw?
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- No, no.
- Coping saw?
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(yells)
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Here's a man who doesn't worry
about losing his house keys.
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(laughs) Ha! I'm in!
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Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate
demonstration this Tuesday night
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at the Fox Theater
to benefit the Children's Hospital.
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That's right. Karate.
Boy, there's a sport with more power.
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(grunts)
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That's right, Tim.
But the secret is to channel that power
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- through focus and concentration.
- Yeah. Two things I excel at.
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Well, that and driving yourself
to the hospital while bleeding.
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Are you saying I couldn't
break that board with my head?
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Well, Tim,
he says it takes focus and concentration.
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And I think we all know
which one of us has that.
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You think you can
break this board with your head?
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- Yes, I do.
- Oh, really?
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- I don't think it's such a good idea, Al. I...
- My show here, OK?
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- You're up to the challenge, right, Al?
- It's all right.
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(inhales deeply)
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- (yells)
- (loud cheering)
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Tim, Tim.
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- I don't think that you should try this.
- Hey, quiet.
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- I think there's one thing that you should...
- You've said enough.
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- Well, you should know...
- It's my show. I can do this.
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(inhales deeply)
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(hisses)
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(yells pseudo-Japanese)
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I was gonna say
I have studied karate. Tim.
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Buford Tools... Messages...
We have them.
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We'll be right back.
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(yells)
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(Jill) Well, what do you think?
Could we put the kids in the middle?
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- Spaghetti sauce smells terrific.
- Thank you.
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Honey, um, this breadstick
is too long for the bread basket.
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Could you break that with your head?
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- I think I can handle that. I can handle it.
- Focus.
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(mumbles in pseudo-Japanese)
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- Hyah!
- Ah.
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- Hey, Dad. Think fast.
- Not in the house!
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- You guys are jerks!
- Oh, go play in quicksand.
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- Oh, shut up.
- Stop it. Come over here.
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- What's going on?
- They won't let me play football with them.
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- Still?
- Guys.
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How many times do we have to tell you?
Let your brother play.
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We were just about to put him in the game
when everyone had to go home.
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- Yeah, that's right.
- You guys are lying.
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Hey, hey, let me handle this.
You guys are lying.
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Yeah.
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Mark, get out of here for a minute.
We'll talk to them.
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Stop doing that stuff.
What's the matter with you guys?
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- Dad, he's a huge geek.
- That is enough.
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Now listen, the next time
he wants to play, include him.
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Yeah. Well, Dad, he's always running
out of bounds. He's chicken.
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He's not chicken. He just doesn't have
a lot of self-confidence right now.
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He's afraid of getting hit.
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Well, you know,
just tell the other guys
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that he has some kind of horrible rash
and they shouldn't touch him.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, right.
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Why don't you teach him something about
football? Wouldn't that be a good idea?
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Like right now. I'll teach you guys
how to go a long pass. Go long, come on.
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Come on, in there. Swerve.
Now, long! Go!
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Come on! Longer! Go long!
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Post pattern. Go! Go!
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(Brad) Dad, come on!
I'm in the bathroom!
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Well, shut the door and take a shower.
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I think you're right about Mark. I think
that he just has a self-confidence problem.
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We should find him something
that he can be good at.
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I got it. I got it. How about...
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(mumbles in pseudo-Japanese)
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- Flight attendant?
- Karate.
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No, no.
Karate is too violent.
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What about gymnastics?
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That's a wonderful sport
and he won't get hurt.
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He won't get hurt?
One slip on the pommel horse, boom.
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- Why don't we just let Mark decide?
- There's an idea.
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- Hey, Mark! Come down here!
- (Mark) Coming.
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I'll just ask him which he prefers,
gymnastics or karate.
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- I'll ask him.
- No, no, no. I know you.
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You'll just try to influence him.
I am gonna be fair and objective.
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- No tricks.
- I won't say a word.
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OK, Mark. Sit down.
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Your father and I
were just talking and, uh...
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We think that since Brad and Randy
won't ever let you play with them,
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that you should take some kind of class
where everyone gets to participate.
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So, what do you think?
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Do you want to take gymnastics,
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or... karate?
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I can take karate?
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All right.
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Before you decide...
Before you decide...
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do you remember
when we watched the Olympics
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and we saw those handsome
American gymnasts get their gold medals?
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- Jill...
- Shut up!
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They were standing, remember,
on that podium, so proud.
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And the American flag was raised,
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and "The Star-Spangled Banner"
was playing,
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and America wept.
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- Please!
- Remember that?
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That could be you.
That could be you.
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Mark Taylor, gymnast, representing
the entire United States of America.
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When does he get
his Congressional Medal of Honor?
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Or you could take karate and, you know,
probably lose some teeth.
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Or slip on a pommel horse
and squish your little...
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Tim... don't try to influence him.
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I've just got one thing to say to you.
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(yells in pseudo-Japanese)
Tanaka Mothra!
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- Karate!
- All right!
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(Mark) Yes!
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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- OK, everyone stand up.
- (all) Yes, sensei.
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Push back.
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I'm gonna show you a little piece of the
demonstration I'm gonna do this weekend.
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(Cho yells)
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- Tim?
- Yeah?
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- Having a muscle spasm?
- No, I was working some karate moves.
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Oh, is that what that was?
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You OK?
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OK, class. Line up.
Yes, sensei?
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Yes, sensei.
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Horse stance, one.
Hands out.
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(Jill) Hi.
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Hi, Mark.
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Kids don't wave at their moms
during karate class.
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Fighting stance.
Ready? Loud.
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Ich, ni, san, hyah!
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Look at that.
He's got his fists clenched so tight
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his little knuckles are turning white.
Couldn't he... loosen that up some?
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Oh, yeah.
Loose fist makes a very effective weapon.
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That's how come boxers
always come together with the referee.
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"All right, guys.
Come out slapping."
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"Take that, you big mean man.
Take that, take that."
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Stop it.
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He does look real cute doing this.
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Well, I don't know.
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Maybe karate's not so bad after all.
It seems pretty harmless.
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I really should get home and start dinner.
I'll see you later.
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- See you later.
- Bye.
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Now we're gonna do some free fighting.
Push back.
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- Free fighting? What is that?
- It's just a term.
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So is "cracked fibula."
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I've asked two boys from my advanced
class to come do a demonstration for you.
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Face each other. Bow.
Fighting stance.
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(yelling)
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(Cho) Two, three. Ah-ya!
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(yelling)
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- Ah-ya!
- This is what you have to look forward to.
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I don't think so.
It's pommel horse time.
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Come on. Sit down. These are
the experienced. The advanced class.
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Mark won't be able
to kill anybody till he's or 10 or 11.
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Oh, that's comforting.
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Everyone, stand up.
Get a partner, quick.
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Grab a partner.
Let's go. Let's go.
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You two, up front.
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Hey, this isn't fair.
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- That kid's way bigger than Mark.
- Shh.
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All right, Artie.
Get ready to kick some butt, huh?
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Boy, there's a mom you could love, huh?
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Yeah, that butt she wants kicked is Mark's.
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It's just an exercise. Mark, go on.
Come on, buddy.
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One, two! That's it, see?
Keep your hands up.
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Did you see that? That kid slapped him
when the teacher wasn't looking.
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Mark, let it go, buddy. Let it go.
Focus, come on.
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- (Cho) High block, knife hand. One, two!
- Artie, grind him up, huh?
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Excuse me. Ma'am, um...
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I don't think you should be encouraging
your child in this sort of behavior.
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- What are you talking about?
- Well, he just slapped my boy.
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It's karate class.
That's what it's all about.
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No. Slapping is not what it is all about.
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Hey, if stick boy can't take it,
get him out of here.
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He did it again! Hey, come on.
Tell your kid to stop playing dirty.
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Listen, they are just having fun.
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Artie is not gonna hurt stick boy.
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Would you stop calling my kid "stick boy"?
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Then feed him something.
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Face it, lady. Your kid's a weenie.
Artie just gave him a little tap.
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Well, how would you like it
if somebody gave you a little tap, huh?
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Is that fun?
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- Don't touch me, lady.
- Hey, don't shove me.
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Get out of my face.
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Why don't you tell that
to your breakfast doughnut?
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Hey, hey, honey. Stop it!
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Hyah!
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- You OK, Dad?
- Yeah.
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Let me go tell
Brad and Randy what happened.
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No, don't.
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- Brad, Randy!
- I can't believe it.
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I am so ashamed
that I got into a fight with that woman.
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You were just trying to protect our son.
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Well, it was the karate class.
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How can you not be violent when
everybody around you is going...
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hey-ha, ho, ya-ya!
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Hey, Dad. I heard a woman
slugged you with her purse?
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What happened,
she wouldn't let you borrow her makeup?
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Son, you want to say that
one more time to me?
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No.
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Quit teasing your dad.
It's my fault.
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I got into a fight with this woman.
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- Oh, Mom, that's great!
- No, it is not great.
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- So, Dad, how'd she do?
- She was awesome.
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She stepped right in there,
face to face, toe to toe. It was great.
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It was stupid,
and it never would have happened
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if that woman had just
stopped her son from hitting Mark.
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Ooh, little Mark needs Mommy
to fight his battles.
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Shut up!
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- (Tim) Cut it out. Stop it.
- Guys, stop it!
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- Stop that! Come here!
- Hey, when I tell you to stop, stop!
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You better watch out.
Another week of karate class,
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he'll be wiping the floor
with you two guys.
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- Yeah, right. Look at him.
- No!
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Why are you all
so fascinated with fighting?
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I don't want anybody to beat anybody up.
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What is wrong with you people?
You make me sick.
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I just want you to love each other,
you big bunch of jerks!
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Are you satisfied?
I mean, she's talking to you two.
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You bummed her out. All she wants is
us to show a little respect to one another.
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- Is that too much to ask?
- Dad, we're sorry.
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Yeah, we'll try.
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(both) Dad got hit by a girl!
Dad got hit by a girl!
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I know where you both live!
241
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And that's the proper way
to repair a mortise and tenon joint.
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- Good job, Al.
- Thank you, Tim.
243
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Now, if we were building a coffin,
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would we have to build
a rigor mortis and tenon joint?
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I don't think so, Tim.
246
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Almost out of time, Al.
Just enough time for "Camouflage Corner."
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"Camouflage Corner"?
248
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- Yeah. Didn't you get that memo?
- No.
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Must have been camouflaged.
250
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,271
Normally when we think of camouflage,
we think of military.
251
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Now this is your typical
military soldier's tiger camouflage.
252
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Now here's that same soldier
in a Costa Rican jungle.
253
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Where is he? Where is he?
I can't even see him!
254
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He could be looking at me right now!
I'm so scared!
255
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,992
Al, there's also applications in your yard.
That tool shed of yours?
256
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A little unsightly out there in the backyard.
All right.
257
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:10,905
Now, here's a way to camouflage.
You can hardly even tell it's there now.
258
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- Think you've finally lost it, Tim.
- I'm just joking around, Al.
259
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,380
Actually, camouflage has many
applications, even around the house.
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Lisa, bring that out, please.
Let's take wallpaper.
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Wallpaper can be used to decorate a wall
or disguise an unsightly wall switch.
262
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Now see, can you find the switch here, Al?
263
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Well, they're usually...
They're usually right along the...
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Not as easy as it looks, is it, Al?
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That's camouflage for you.
Woop!
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This is ridiculous, Tim.
I don't want to be a part of this anymore.
267
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I'm sorry, Al.
Just trying to make a point.
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Here, put these away for me, will you?
Come on. Put 'em...
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Just grab them, Al.
Grab the darn things, Al.
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Al? Hey, Al, where'd you go?
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(Tim) Al!
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Al!
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All right, one more time. Ready?
Fighting position.
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(both) Ich, ni, san, hyah!
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Again, again, again.
Fighting position.
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(both) Ich, ni, san, hyah!
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- That's good.
- Let's do it again.
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No, I don't want to wear you out
before class.
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- I'm not tired.
- Oh, you're tired. I know when you're tired!
280
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I can tell just by looking at you.
281
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- Hi-ho, neighbor.
- Hi, Wilson. How are you?
282
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,228
- You all right there?
- I'm great.
283
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,765
I got him in a karate class.
We're out here to practice moves.
284
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,427
Oh, yes, karate does build up the stamina.
285
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,367
Yeah.
286
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,962
Jill thinks I have him taking the karate
class so it'll teach him how to fight.
287
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,975
Oh, so Jill thinks
you have a predilection for aggression.
288
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- Predilection?
- Let's just say proclivity.
289
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:57,415
- Proclivity? What else you got?
- How about inclination?
290
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,644
Inclination, yeah.
Well, that's what she thinks, anyway.
291
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,380
But you're not actually
encouraging Mark to fight.
292
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,388
No. I just want him
to be able to stand up for himself.
293
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,653
If he gets in a bad situation, I'd like him
to be able to kick butt in a major way.
294
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,957
- But every dad wants that, you know.
- Gandhi's dad didn't.
295
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,330
Well, maybe Gandhi
was a major disappointment to his dad.
296
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Maybe Gandhi didn't eat because
he wouldn't fight kids for his lunch money.
297
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How about that?
298
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,272
Tim, are we talking about
the same Gandhi?
299
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,605
Not unless he went
to my elementary school.
300
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You see, when I was that age,
301
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if I couldn't wisecrack my way
out of a situation, sometimes I'd run.
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And I'm thinking that karate
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would give Mark, you know,
the ability to stand up for himself.
304
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,617
Well, Tim, I'm reminded of
what the Greek historian Herodotus said:
305
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"Where wisdom is called for,
force is of little use."
306
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Of course wisdom is the best way to go.
307
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,758
But when a fat kid is slapping you around,
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you don't have time to be thinking about
reciting the state capitals alphabetically.
309
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,607
Well, that's interesting.
Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta...
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- Wilson. Wilson!
- Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge...
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- You got a minute?
- Oh, I'm sorry, neighbor.
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Do you think it's a bad idea
to teach the kid karate?
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You just have to remember that when you
give a boy a weapon like karate,
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that he's mature enough
to know when to use it.
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- Yeah, he is a little kid, isn't he?
- Mm-hm.
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- Have a good day.
- Mm-hm.
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00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:24,325
Bismarck, Boise, Boston, Carson City...
318
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Charleston! Cheyenne, Columbia...
319
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- Dad, is Mom coming?
- No.
320
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What are we gonna do
in case there's trouble?
321
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,548
- There's not gonna be any trouble.
- Bow.
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00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,823
If Artie pushes me,
I'm gonna give him a karate chop.
323
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:50,521
You're not ready to karate chop anybody
yet. You don't know enough about karate.
324
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But you're learning.
You're gonna know pretty soon.
325
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:56,526
- Then I'll beat him up, I guess.
- No, no, no, no, no.
326
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,833
With guys like Artie, once they know
that you have the skill
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00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,305
to actually beat them up, you don't have to.
328
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,274
Then you have the confidence
to just stand there,
329
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:07,176
and they walk away, you know?
330
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,214
Karate does give you more power,
331
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,512
but it's wisdom that teaches you
when to use the power.
332
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:16,418
That's according to Greek historian,
Hippopotamus.
333
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:21,289
What are we gonna do
in case he pushes me today?
334
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,191
Just wave those socks in front of him.
335
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,627
- Boy.
- Dad, come on.
336
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,256
- You got a fish in there?
- Dad.
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00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,859
- Recite the state capitals.
- I don't know them.
338
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,270
- Then walk away from it, OK?
- OK.
339
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:37,468
Have fun. That's the key here. Fun.
Concentrate. Have a good time.
340
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,874
- Hi.
- How you doing?
341
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,673
- Boy, these kids love this, don't they?
- Yeah.
342
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,010
I could have used
a class like this when I was a kid.
343
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:45,709
- You and me both. Who are you with?
- Artie.
344
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,744
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
345
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,830
I don't want butterball
to mess with my kid today, OK?
346
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,195
Well, you don't have to be
so mean about it.
347
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,702
Look, I'm just saying
I don't want Artie touching my kid.
348
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:08,797
And if anybody calls my kid "stick boy,"
there's gonna be some big trouble.
349
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,671
Look, if you've got
a problem with my nephew,
350
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,733
- maybe you'd better talk to his father.
- His father?
351
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,802
Hey, Roy!
352
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,248
- That's his father?
- Yeah.
353
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,218
Why aren't you his father?
354
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:26,019
- Hey, Mike. What's up?
- This guy here... What's your name?
355
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:29,424
Borland. Al Borland.
356
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:33,453
Al said if Artie touches stick boy,
there's going to be big trouble.
357
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,558
Did I say it like that? With hostility
like that? It didn't come out...
358
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:40,469
Wait a minute.
My wife told me about you.
359
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,370
You're married to that loudmouth.
360
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,574
Yeah, that's her.
361
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:50,872
- I don't like anyone threatening my son.
- Don't crowd me.
362
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:53,110
What are you gonna do about it?
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00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:57,049
Atlanta, Austin,
364
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,386
Afghanistan...
365
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,085
- So you're a wise guy, huh?
- Hey, hey, hey.
366
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,423
- Hey, leave my father alone.
- Mark, I can handle this. Mark!
367
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:06,521
- Ich, ni, san, hyah!
- Mark, come on. Mark.
368
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,328
- Back off, stick boy.
- Hey, don't push my kid like that.
369
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,392
- Like you're gonna stop me.
- Yeah.
370
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,137
Hold on a minute!
Hold on a minute!
371
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:21,236
See, Mark?
I should have walked away.
372
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,437
(Tim) That was your best shot?
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00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,449
(gasps) Better Better
374
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,610
(rings)
375
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:32,388
No. No, I understand, Mr. Cho.
It's fine.
376
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,516
OK. Bye-bye.
377
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,584
- I'm taking Mark to karate class.
- No, you're not.
378
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:40,462
That was Mr. Cho.
He's moving Mark into a different class.
379
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,500
All right, advanced class, huh?
380
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:46,833
That was all those little extra lessons
I've been doing with him. Ha!
381
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:52,036
No, Tim.
Mr. Cho is not moving him up.
382
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,840
There's another beginners' class that starts
in two weeks. He's gonna put him in that.
383
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,040
- Why?
- He says that we don't understand
384
00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:00,380
- the basic philosophy behind karate.
- What?
385
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:03,751
Yeah. He thinks that we have
a lot of... pent-up hostility.
386
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,882
That's crazy.
I'm gonna get that idiot on the phone.
387
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:11,588
He has a point, you know. Every time we
took Mark to class, one of us hit somebody.
388
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,097
Well, you started it, though.
389
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,762
I got a way that we can...
let off some steam.
390
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,032
Ohh, ohh.
391
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,336
It'll put us in great shape
for Mark's next karate class.
392
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,966
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
393
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,874
Ho, ho, ho.
394
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:32,010
- Focus.
- Yeah.
395
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,279
- Yah, Mothra!
- Ahchoo!
396
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:44,453
Frankfort, Harrisburg,
Hartford, Helena, Honolulu,
397
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,589
Indianapolis, Jackson, Jefferson City,
398
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,191
Juneau, Lansing, Lincoln, Little Rock,
399
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,736
Madison, Montgomery, Montpelier,
400
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:56,638
Nashville, Oklahoma City,
Olympia, Phoenix,
401
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,233
Pierre, Providence, Raleigh, Richmond,
402
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,769
Sacramento, Salem, Salt Lake City,
403
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:06,340
Santa Fe, Springfield, St. Paul,
404
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:10,514
Tallahassee, Topeka, and Trenton.
405
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,821
Albany, Atlanta...
406
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,656
(laughing)