1 00:00:01,321 --> 00:00:03,122 Oh, nice hit! 2 00:00:04,758 --> 00:00:09,294 Yes. Oh, yeah, that'll be fine. Ok, bye-bye. 3 00:00:11,598 --> 00:00:13,666 Tim, you know what my problem is? 4 00:00:17,871 --> 00:00:20,239 (louder) tim! You know what my problem is? 5 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,541 Huh? You know what my problem is? 6 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:24,576 You repeat yourself. 7 00:00:25,979 --> 00:00:28,047 No. I am just too nice. 8 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:30,082 That's what I was gonna say. Can I watch this fight, please? 9 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:32,018 No. Here. Wait. 10 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:33,686 (turns sound down) 11 00:00:33,687 --> 00:00:36,255 Why are you turning the sound down? I need your help. Here... 12 00:00:36,256 --> 00:00:38,557 What's the point of listening to the fight 13 00:00:38,558 --> 00:00:40,559 If I can't hear their skulls being batted around? 14 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,594 You know that woman - marilyn sanders - 15 00:00:42,595 --> 00:00:44,664 Who's always raising money for everything? 16 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:47,133 Cute blonde with the really big... Eyes? 17 00:00:49,569 --> 00:00:54,573 Those "eyes" are way bigger than they were six months ago. 18 00:00:54,574 --> 00:00:58,544 Anyway, she talked me into heading up this library fund-raiser. 19 00:00:58,545 --> 00:01:00,546 I don't have time for this. 20 00:01:00,547 --> 00:01:04,750 I got the job and the boys and... My inattentive husband. 21 00:01:04,751 --> 00:01:05,851 Huh? 22 00:01:05,852 --> 00:01:08,587 Tim, come on. 23 00:01:08,588 --> 00:01:10,756 Tell you what you do. What? 24 00:01:10,757 --> 00:01:12,758 You call her up and you lie to her, 25 00:01:12,759 --> 00:01:16,428 Tell her you gotta spend all this time with your husband 26 00:01:16,429 --> 00:01:18,864 'cause he's got a severe mental problem. 27 00:01:21,301 --> 00:01:23,202 Where's the lie? 28 00:02:33,473 --> 00:02:36,108 What do you think, could we put the kids in the middle? 29 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,252 Al has just cleaned this window 30 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:48,254 With binford's standard-size squeegee, 31 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,322 Perfect for daily jobs. 32 00:02:50,323 --> 00:02:53,592 For the big job, you might want to turn to binford's mega squeegee. 33 00:02:56,329 --> 00:02:59,398 This can clean the windshield of a big rig in one stroke. 34 00:02:59,399 --> 00:03:02,367 And a storefront in under a minute. 35 00:03:02,368 --> 00:03:05,171 And al's mother's back in less than an hour. 36 00:03:09,776 --> 00:03:11,811 Now remember, if it doesn't say "binford" on it, 37 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:14,046 Somebody else probably makes it. 38 00:03:14,047 --> 00:03:16,381 (musical flourish) 39 00:03:19,219 --> 00:03:22,021 That brings us to the final segment here on tool time. 40 00:03:22,022 --> 00:03:24,423 When men get done doing a real hard job, 41 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:28,093 Sometimes we don't look like we want to, right, al? No, we don't. 42 00:03:28,094 --> 00:03:30,262 I'm usually hot, greasy, sweaty... 43 00:03:30,263 --> 00:03:31,864 And bleeding. 44 00:03:35,435 --> 00:03:37,102 But help is on the way. 45 00:03:37,103 --> 00:03:40,605 To give us some grooming tips from the job site, 46 00:03:40,606 --> 00:03:43,042 We've invited those boys from bay city, michigan, back - 47 00:03:43,043 --> 00:03:45,044 The guys from k&b construction company. 48 00:03:45,045 --> 00:03:47,112 Let's give 'em a big tool time welcome. Come on, everybody. 49 00:03:47,113 --> 00:03:49,281 Timmy! 50 00:03:52,052 --> 00:03:55,154 You all remember pete and dwayne. You got a new member - gus. 51 00:03:55,155 --> 00:03:57,223 Gus, what'd you do before you joined up with k&b? 52 00:03:57,224 --> 00:04:00,326 Tim, I spent nine years teaching 12th-grade math. 53 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:04,830 Dwayne spent nine years taking 12th-grade math. 54 00:04:04,831 --> 00:04:07,066 Could we? Great. 55 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:09,134 What kind of grooming tips you got for us? 56 00:04:09,135 --> 00:04:12,838 Well, tim, probably the biggest concern in construction today 57 00:04:12,839 --> 00:04:17,642 Is when you've got to go somewhere really fancy straight from the job site. 58 00:04:17,643 --> 00:04:19,811 That's right, buddy. You can't show up looking like this 59 00:04:19,812 --> 00:04:23,215 To vegas night at the kiwanis. 60 00:04:23,216 --> 00:04:25,384 So... What's a guy to do? 61 00:04:25,385 --> 00:04:29,454 Well, tim, we like to use the tools of our trade to clean up our act. 62 00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:31,690 Let me show you. 63 00:04:31,691 --> 00:04:35,261 Tim, I want you to take a look at my boot and tell me what you see. 64 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:38,297 All right. Marv, move in and let's take a look at this. 65 00:04:38,298 --> 00:04:39,999 Oh. Good golly, molly. 66 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,904 I see a little bit of concrete shavings, maybe some tar... 67 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:47,773 Something maybe you should have wiped off before you came in. 68 00:04:47,774 --> 00:04:49,909 It's not gonna look like that for long, 69 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:52,511 'cause all I have to do is take an ordinary sock, 70 00:04:52,512 --> 00:04:55,080 Roll it around my screwdriver like this, 71 00:04:55,081 --> 00:04:58,951 Stick the screwdriver in my drill... All right. 72 00:04:58,952 --> 00:05:02,221 And voilà, I've got myself a nifty boot buffer. 73 00:05:02,222 --> 00:05:05,090 (whirring) 74 00:05:05,091 --> 00:05:06,258 Hey, hey! 75 00:05:08,728 --> 00:05:11,030 Now there's a tip we can all use. 76 00:05:11,031 --> 00:05:13,432 I've always said you can tell a man by the shine of his shoes. 77 00:05:13,433 --> 00:05:15,600 And by how clean his nails are. 78 00:05:15,601 --> 00:05:18,337 You need a little work on those nails. 79 00:05:18,338 --> 00:05:21,040 That's why we've got this line of binford hand-care products in attractive packaging. 80 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,408 Environmentally sound. 81 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,410 I know they're dirty now, tim, 82 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:27,712 But sometimes on the job site, when you ain't got no water, 83 00:05:27,713 --> 00:05:29,781 You can't get your nails clean. 84 00:05:29,782 --> 00:05:32,551 So before I step out to the discos, 85 00:05:32,552 --> 00:05:34,553 I take a ten-penny nail, 86 00:05:34,554 --> 00:05:38,123 And I scrunch out all that filth and crud. 87 00:05:38,124 --> 00:05:40,159 Marv, you wanna come in for a closeup? 88 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,329 No, let's not do that now. Out of respect for people who might be having a meal, 89 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:45,730 We'll forgo that demonstration, but thanks so much for showing us that. 90 00:05:45,731 --> 00:05:48,033 Ok, ok. Anything else you guys got for us? 91 00:05:48,034 --> 00:05:50,436 Well, tim, probably the biggest grooming problem 92 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:55,707 Out on the construction site is... Well, helmet hair. 93 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:57,809 Oh, yeah, hat head. 94 00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:03,983 Not a real big problem on your end, is it? 95 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:06,952 Why don't I just buff that up to a high gloss? 96 00:06:09,755 --> 00:06:15,160 Tim, I've found that a good, strong air compressor... 97 00:06:15,161 --> 00:06:20,032 Works beautifully to add bounce to a lifeless hairdo. 98 00:06:20,033 --> 00:06:23,102 You wanna give it a shot? 99 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:24,769 Right here. All right. 100 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:33,578 Ok, that's better. 101 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:35,414 That's all the time we have. 102 00:06:35,415 --> 00:06:37,416 Next time we get to more grooming tips, the guys can come back. 103 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:39,284 Al, why don't you tell us what's on the next show? 104 00:06:39,285 --> 00:06:41,020 Next week, we'll be doing our salute to electrical... 105 00:06:41,021 --> 00:06:42,721 (air hisses) ...Wiring! 106 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:46,825 That's all the time we have. Thanks for joining us on tool time. 107 00:06:46,826 --> 00:06:49,294 I'm tim taylor. See you next time. 108 00:06:56,136 --> 00:06:58,037 Al. Hi. 109 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:01,006 Did you hear what happened? What's that? 110 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:02,908 Mr. Binford died. 111 00:07:04,444 --> 00:07:05,744 Mr. Binford? 112 00:07:05,745 --> 00:07:08,680 Yeah, he had a heart attack this morning. 113 00:07:08,681 --> 00:07:11,716 Oh... I can't believe that. 114 00:07:11,717 --> 00:07:14,853 Does tim know? I don't think so. 115 00:07:14,854 --> 00:07:16,855 Oh, boy, he's gonna be devastated. 116 00:07:16,856 --> 00:07:19,058 Mr. Binford was like a father to him. 117 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:21,826 And don't do that again. 118 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:24,163 Oh, that was a fun show. Thanks, guys. A lot of fun. 119 00:07:24,164 --> 00:07:26,965 Brace yourself, tim. Something awful has happened. 120 00:07:26,966 --> 00:07:28,967 You saw your mom in the shower? 121 00:07:33,673 --> 00:07:35,006 Mr. Binford died. 122 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:43,648 How can you play darts at a time like this? 123 00:07:43,649 --> 00:07:46,185 Because the foosball table's broken. 124 00:07:46,186 --> 00:07:50,021 Mr. Binford passed away. Don't you think we should talk about this? 125 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:51,856 He's dead. Now get outta my way. 126 00:07:51,857 --> 00:07:53,959 I think you need to grieve. 127 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,361 I think you need to get outta my way. 128 00:07:56,362 --> 00:07:58,797 If you don't wanna talk about it, I certainly do. 129 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:00,299 Oh, come on. 130 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:03,068 Mr. Binford's death was very traumatic for me. 131 00:08:03,069 --> 00:08:06,838 There was... There was something left unresolved between us. 132 00:08:06,839 --> 00:08:08,873 Between you and john? Yes. 133 00:08:12,678 --> 00:08:15,481 Last week, I asked if we could have a hot-water spigot 134 00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:16,948 On the water cooler. 135 00:08:16,949 --> 00:08:19,118 He said he didn't think it was necessary. 136 00:08:19,119 --> 00:08:23,021 So the next morning, I was very curt to him when I said hello. 137 00:08:25,691 --> 00:08:26,758 Yeah? 138 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:28,727 Well, that's it. 139 00:08:28,728 --> 00:08:31,196 Now I have to live with that for the whole rest of my life. 140 00:08:31,197 --> 00:08:34,399 Boy, that's a terrible burden, al. 141 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,435 I know. It's probably nothing 142 00:08:36,436 --> 00:08:38,570 Compared to what you must be going through. 143 00:08:38,571 --> 00:08:42,141 I'm not going through anything. 144 00:08:42,142 --> 00:08:44,809 When was the last time you spoke with him? Yesterday. 145 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:46,878 You did? How'd he sound? 146 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:49,448 Alive! 147 00:08:49,449 --> 00:08:52,151 Did he say anything about my being curt to him? 148 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:54,553 Did he say...? 149 00:08:54,554 --> 00:08:59,891 As a matter of fact, that's... That's all we talked about. 150 00:08:59,892 --> 00:09:02,961 I'm convinced that that's what killed him, al. 151 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:09,501 Al, it was a joke. Ooh-ooh. 152 00:09:09,502 --> 00:09:12,271 Al, come on! 153 00:09:12,272 --> 00:09:17,075 Sorry, tim, but I... I don't have my usual sense of humor. 154 00:09:17,076 --> 00:09:19,811 And frankly, I find your attempt at levity a little inappropriate. 155 00:09:19,812 --> 00:09:21,813 What am I gonna do, cry in my beer? 156 00:09:21,814 --> 00:09:24,449 If you did, I wouldn't look down on you. 157 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:27,452 It's not gonna bring him back. All right? 158 00:09:27,453 --> 00:09:29,555 That's not the point. 159 00:09:29,556 --> 00:09:33,325 You suffered a big loss. 160 00:09:33,326 --> 00:09:34,826 We all did. 161 00:09:38,531 --> 00:09:42,000 Pull it together, will you, al? 162 00:09:42,001 --> 00:09:45,637 I just... I didn't really need that spigot! 163 00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,639 I just thought maybe it would be nice 164 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,275 To have some hot chocolate once in a while. 165 00:09:53,746 --> 00:09:57,316 It devastates him when they run out of corn nuts. 166 00:10:01,087 --> 00:10:03,788 Oh, good. Guys, hold it. Hold it. Hold it. 167 00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:07,826 I got 250 flyers I gotta send out for the library fund-raiser. 168 00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:12,598 I gotta stuff 'em, fold them, stamp them, address them tonight. 169 00:10:12,599 --> 00:10:14,633 Who wants to volunteer? Good luck. 170 00:10:14,634 --> 00:10:16,034 See ya. Bye. 171 00:10:16,035 --> 00:10:18,103 Who wants their allowance this week? I'll help. 172 00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:20,372 So will I. Me too. 173 00:10:20,373 --> 00:10:23,408 I knew I could count on you boys. There you go. 174 00:10:23,409 --> 00:10:26,044 Looks like mom's suckered you guys into helping out. 175 00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:28,947 Uh-huh. You're next. Hi. 176 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:31,082 So how was your day? 177 00:10:32,318 --> 00:10:34,453 John binford died. 178 00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:37,088 What? He had a massive heart attack. 179 00:10:37,089 --> 00:10:39,090 You're not gonna make us go to the funeral. 180 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:41,326 There's no way I'm going. 181 00:10:41,327 --> 00:10:43,328 Hey, guys, be quiet for a sec. When is the funeral gonna be? 182 00:10:43,329 --> 00:10:44,929 Tuesday at noon. 183 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:46,931 A school day. 184 00:10:46,932 --> 00:10:49,834 Oh... Poor mr. Binford. 185 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:54,139 Yeah, I really loved him. 186 00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:56,308 Will you guys show a little respect? 187 00:10:56,309 --> 00:10:58,143 Yeah, please. 188 00:10:58,144 --> 00:11:01,012 Why don't you guys get changed? Let's go play some basketball at the y. 189 00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:02,013 Yeah! 190 00:11:02,014 --> 00:11:03,415 Honey, why basketball? 191 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:04,783 What about john binford? 192 00:11:04,784 --> 00:11:06,685 I don't think he can play in his condition. 193 00:11:09,221 --> 00:11:13,124 Tim, don't you wanna talk about this? Not really. 194 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,460 Well, I'd like to talk about it. 195 00:11:15,461 --> 00:11:17,462 Why don't you call al? 196 00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:22,701 I don't wanna talk to al. I wanna talk to you. 197 00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:25,671 I mean, john binford meant a lot to both of us. 198 00:11:25,672 --> 00:11:27,739 He not only gave you your first job, 199 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,575 He loaned us the money for this house. 200 00:11:30,576 --> 00:11:34,245 He was the first person there when all the boys were born. 201 00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:37,716 He was a sweet, wonderful man. 202 00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:39,718 You're not gonna cry, are ya? 203 00:11:39,719 --> 00:11:41,586 Well, yeah, I might. 204 00:11:41,587 --> 00:11:44,155 What is it with everybody today? You're crying. 205 00:11:44,156 --> 00:11:47,258 Al, today at big mike's, was blubbering like a baby. 206 00:11:47,259 --> 00:11:49,628 Honey, there is nothing wrong with crying 207 00:11:49,629 --> 00:11:51,630 When somebody close to you dies. 208 00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:55,033 It wasn't just his crying. He was singing "oh, danny boy." 209 00:11:57,303 --> 00:11:58,704 Dad, we're ready. 210 00:11:58,705 --> 00:12:01,873 All right. Why don't you guys head out to the car? 211 00:12:01,874 --> 00:12:05,544 You are avoiding your emotions. I know you've gotta be feeling something. 212 00:12:05,545 --> 00:12:07,813 I'm feeling like playing a little basketball. 213 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,549 And I wish everybody would mind their own business about this. 214 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:13,318 John is dead. He's gone. End of the line. 215 00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:16,054 Next stop, tool heaven! 216 00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:24,929 Ball. 217 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,413 All right, sodas for the winners 218 00:12:41,414 --> 00:12:44,750 In the biggest basketball victory in ymca history. 219 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:46,752 Huh. Yeah, some victory - 220 00:12:46,753 --> 00:12:48,820 You and brad beating me and mark. 221 00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:52,824 Who you gonna take on next? Nana and grandpa? 222 00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:56,461 Forget about it! Nana's way too tough under the boards. 223 00:12:57,663 --> 00:13:00,331 I think we should take on nana and grandpa. 224 00:13:00,332 --> 00:13:02,768 Good, mark. 225 00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:04,469 What do you wanna drink? 226 00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:06,237 How about a brewski? 227 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,873 How about a root brewski? 228 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,108 Dad, I was real proud of you tonight. 229 00:13:10,109 --> 00:13:13,011 Thanks. It wasn't easy driving to the basket against mark. 230 00:13:13,012 --> 00:13:15,547 I'm talking about what happened with mr. Binford. 231 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:17,816 I think you've been taking it like a man. 232 00:13:17,817 --> 00:13:20,318 Well, I don't think mom thinks so. 233 00:13:20,319 --> 00:13:23,288 She thinks I should get all teary-eyed over this thing. 234 00:13:23,289 --> 00:13:25,290 That would be stupid. 235 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,158 It wouldn't be stupid. 236 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:28,860 Dad, guys don't cry. 237 00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:30,295 Yes, guys cry. 238 00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,597 Like when? 239 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:34,633 If you scratch the paint on that hot rod, you watch... 240 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,870 Yeah, but you don't cry. How do you know that? 241 00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,872 'cause you don't let stuff get to you. 242 00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:42,874 Stuff gets to me. 243 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,876 Well, the great part is, no one can tell. 244 00:13:52,685 --> 00:13:56,120 (wilson humming) 245 00:13:58,825 --> 00:14:00,826 (door shuts) 246 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,629 Hey, wilson. Hi-ho, tim. 247 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:06,364 What are you doing? 248 00:14:06,365 --> 00:14:10,268 I'm aerating my lawn with my new steel-tipped aerator sandals. 249 00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:14,673 Do you ever cry, wilson? 250 00:14:14,674 --> 00:14:18,643 Anytime I step on my foot with one of these silly sandals. 251 00:14:18,644 --> 00:14:20,979 Yeah, I can understand that. 252 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:23,381 No, seriously. Do you ever cry? 253 00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:26,485 Well, tim, I have been known to weep on occasion. 254 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:30,054 Well, I'm not much in the tears department. 255 00:14:30,055 --> 00:14:33,658 I'm afraid brad is growing up thinking that's the way it should be. 256 00:14:33,659 --> 00:14:35,293 And that bothers you? 257 00:14:35,294 --> 00:14:37,161 Kind of, yeah. 258 00:14:37,162 --> 00:14:42,200 Hmm. Does this have anything to do with mr. Binford? 259 00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:44,202 How'd you hear about that? 260 00:14:44,203 --> 00:14:47,772 Jill told me she needed somebody to talk to. 261 00:14:47,773 --> 00:14:51,142 She said you were out shooting hoops. 262 00:14:51,143 --> 00:14:53,512 You know, wilson, the trouble is, 263 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:55,914 Binford and I were really, really close, 264 00:14:55,915 --> 00:14:59,217 And I seem like I'm the only person not crying about this. 265 00:14:59,218 --> 00:15:01,753 Why do you think that is? 266 00:15:03,288 --> 00:15:05,657 I don't know. As long as I can remember, I've been like this. 267 00:15:05,658 --> 00:15:09,193 When my father died, I know I was real sad, but I don't remember crying. 268 00:15:09,194 --> 00:15:12,397 Well, tim, maybe crying isn't your outlet. 269 00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:16,034 The shedding of tears is just one way that people mourn. 270 00:15:16,035 --> 00:15:18,369 (grunts) oh? Oh, yes. 271 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,405 In parts of mexico, the bereaved 272 00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:23,107 Decorate the grave with smiling puppets, 273 00:15:23,108 --> 00:15:25,143 And then they eat chocolate coffins. 274 00:15:25,144 --> 00:15:27,946 Melts in your mouth, but not in the ground. 275 00:15:27,947 --> 00:15:29,380 On the solomon islands, 276 00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:33,652 They hang the dead man's arms on his hut. 277 00:15:33,653 --> 00:15:35,954 And in feudal japan, when a lord died, 278 00:15:35,955 --> 00:15:37,989 The ronin samurai would show their loyalty 279 00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:40,859 By disemboweling themselves. 280 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:43,261 Whew, talk about guts. 281 00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:50,068 Point is, tim, when you lose somebody who's close to you, 282 00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:52,804 You have to find a way to mourn. 283 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,575 It's what enables you to accept the fact 284 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:59,044 That person is really, 285 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:03,214 Truly... Gone. 286 00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:04,515 (grunts) yeah. 287 00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:06,451 Thanks, wilson. That was real... 288 00:16:12,024 --> 00:16:15,126 Hey, where have you been? 289 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:17,462 Well, let's see. 290 00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:20,966 After I ate dinner alone, then I went to the mailbox and mailed the 250 flyers 291 00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:24,002 Which I stuffed, stamped and addressed myself 292 00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:26,605 Because you took the boys to play basketball. 293 00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:28,907 I should have stuck around and talked to you. 294 00:16:28,908 --> 00:16:30,976 I would have preferred that, yeah. 295 00:16:33,412 --> 00:16:37,015 I'm sorry, jill, but, you know, I didn't know how to talk about this stuff. 296 00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:39,517 I'm really uncomfortable with this death thing. 297 00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:41,786 Which is why we have kids instead of pets, 298 00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:43,788 'cause they last longer. 299 00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:56,001 Honey, I knew that you were upset about it. 300 00:16:56,002 --> 00:16:59,070 But, you know, you didn't know why. 301 00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:00,371 John binford 302 00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:03,108 Was the greatest guy in the world to me. 303 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,711 And you know what the first thing I thought about when I heard he was dead? 304 00:17:06,712 --> 00:17:10,314 Are they gonna cancel the show? Am I out of a job? That is so selfish. 305 00:17:10,315 --> 00:17:12,951 I don't think that's selfish. 306 00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:15,120 You were thinking about the welfare of your family. It's not selfish. 307 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,355 What if I told you I was worried if the show went off the air, 308 00:17:17,356 --> 00:17:20,358 No one would recognize me at the mall? 309 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,593 That would be a selfish thing, yeah. 310 00:17:22,594 --> 00:17:26,131 I just don't know how to mourn for john binford. 311 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,733 Is there anything I can do to help you? 312 00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:33,004 No. I'm pretty sure that people have to learn how to mourn for themselves. 313 00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:35,807 People mourn in different cultures in different ways. 314 00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:38,743 In some cultures, they put chocolate puppets in coffins. 315 00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:43,048 In the chinoogie islands, or someplace, 316 00:17:43,049 --> 00:17:45,917 They actually hang arms on aluminum siding 317 00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:47,986 As a way to do this. 318 00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:49,654 And ronny the samurai - 319 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:52,423 You don't even wanna know what he does. 320 00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:55,593 I don't know, tim. It may take a while, 321 00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:59,330 But I think that you're gonna find a way to grieve. 322 00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:02,567 You know, I just hope that you don't cut anything off. 323 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,672 Does everybody know what time it is? 324 00:18:07,673 --> 00:18:09,340 (all) tool time! 325 00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:11,342 That's right. Binford tools is proud to present 326 00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:13,978 Tim "the tool man" taylor. 327 00:18:13,979 --> 00:18:15,146 Whoo! 328 00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:18,449 (grunting) 329 00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:21,886 Thank you, heidi, and thank you, everybody. 330 00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:24,322 Welcome to tool time. I am tim "the tool man" taylor. 331 00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:27,391 You all know my assistant - al "cry me a river" borland. 332 00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:29,260 Ha-ha-ha. 333 00:18:29,261 --> 00:18:31,295 If I didn't let my feelings out, tim, 334 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:34,232 I would not be the man I am today. 335 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,901 That's food for thought, isn't it? 336 00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:39,537 Anyway, today, we're gonna talk about john binford. 337 00:18:39,538 --> 00:18:42,340 Founder of binford tools. 338 00:18:42,341 --> 00:18:45,610 Uh, john binford passed away this Thursday. 339 00:18:45,611 --> 00:18:48,913 And, um... John binford was a heck of a guy. 340 00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:51,682 He was the kind of guy you could call 24 hours a day if anything as bothering you. 341 00:18:51,683 --> 00:18:54,085 He was always there for you. 342 00:18:54,086 --> 00:18:57,388 The kind of guy who would forgive someone for being curt. 343 00:18:59,558 --> 00:19:02,193 Or russell or whatever your name might be. 344 00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:07,232 Uh... John binford believed in me 345 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,700 When I was just a tool salesman many years ago. 346 00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:12,937 He handpicked me to host what has now become... 347 00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:15,907 Michigan's fourth-highest-rated cable tool show. 348 00:19:19,945 --> 00:19:25,716 I owe a lot to john binford. In his honor, I've made him a special tombstone. Al. 349 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,291 This is outta one piece of michigan limestone. 350 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,426 I'm very impressed, tim. 351 00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:36,928 Thanks, al. 352 00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:39,363 I chiseled this out of limestone in the shape of a claw hammer, 353 00:19:39,364 --> 00:19:41,499 Which is the first hammer that binford designed. 354 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,801 Yes, it was. 355 00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:45,203 John once told me that... 356 00:19:45,204 --> 00:19:48,372 With the right tool, you can fix anything. 357 00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:50,041 Huh. 358 00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:52,376 Unfortunately, um... 359 00:19:52,377 --> 00:19:55,746 There's no tool that can fix how I'm feeling right now. 360 00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:57,415 I'm gonna miss you, john. 361 00:19:59,018 --> 00:20:02,586 You know, I think we should bid john farewell 362 00:20:02,587 --> 00:20:05,589 In the tool time fashion - 363 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:07,591 A little tribute to john binford 364 00:20:07,592 --> 00:20:11,162 With a binford 21 nail-gun salute. 365 00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:21,005 Do you... Think this is a little dangerous, tim? 366 00:20:21,006 --> 00:20:23,308 No, wait. Warren, the protective drop cloth, please. 367 00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:25,977 Have you tried this? 368 00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:28,679 The drop cloths will collect all the nails. It'll be perfect. 369 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,849 You've tried this? Hold on, hold on. 370 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,383 (electronic whirring) 371 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,255 Klaus, some music, please. 372 00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:39,457 (♪ taps) 373 00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:45,330 So long, johnny. 374 00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:49,633 (chuckling) 375 00:20:57,142 --> 00:20:59,177 Tim, just be careful. 376 00:21:03,615 --> 00:21:05,183 Get the... 377 00:21:05,184 --> 00:21:07,252 Pull the... Pull the plug! 378 00:21:10,222 --> 00:21:12,223 (nail guns continue firing) 379 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,961 Hey. That's all of our show today. 380 00:21:16,962 --> 00:21:19,797 I'm tim "the tool man" taylor. I gotta get outta here. 381 00:21:26,272 --> 00:21:28,273 Hi, guys. How was the funeral? 382 00:21:28,274 --> 00:21:30,474 It was great. There was tool reps from everywhere. 383 00:21:30,475 --> 00:21:32,476 All these I remember from the old days. 384 00:21:32,477 --> 00:21:35,113 You never saw so many tear-stained beer bellies. 385 00:21:35,114 --> 00:21:38,649 And poor al, blubbering about some water spigot? 386 00:21:40,152 --> 00:21:42,186 He was broken up about that, wasn't he? 387 00:21:42,187 --> 00:21:44,989 Not as broken up as you were. 388 00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:46,190 You cried? 389 00:21:46,191 --> 00:21:49,894 He cried more than the widow. 390 00:21:49,895 --> 00:21:53,697 That's 'cause she didn't have to pay for parking. 391 00:21:53,698 --> 00:21:56,534 I'm gonna go change. 392 00:21:56,535 --> 00:21:59,270 Dad, I can't believe you cried. 393 00:21:59,271 --> 00:22:01,272 I can't believe I did, either. 394 00:22:01,273 --> 00:22:03,274 I thought I said goodbye on tool time. 395 00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:06,044 Once I started talking with those guys, it just came out. 396 00:22:06,045 --> 00:22:10,848 But you know what? After I was crying, I felt like a pathetic old woman. 397 00:22:17,289 --> 00:22:20,458 Remember, if it doesn't say "binford" on it... 398 00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:22,793 Somebody else's name is probably there. 399 00:22:22,794 --> 00:22:24,562 (musical flourish) 400 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,205 Stay down! That brings us to the next segment... 401 00:22:41,746 --> 00:22:43,614 I don't feel so good.