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(all) tool time!
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That's right.
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Binford tools
is proud to present
tim "the tool man" taylor!
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Whoo!
(applause)
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Thank you, heidi,
and welcome to tool time.
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I am tim "the tool man" taylor.
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You all know my assistant,
al "objects keep falling
on my head" borland.
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We're dressed like this today
in our construction vests
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Because on tool time
we begin high steel week.
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Hi, steel.
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Al, say hello
to the girder.
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They're inanimate objects,
tim.
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Well, so are you,
but we talk every day.
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Working on the high steel
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Takes courage
and intestinal fortitude,
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A lot like working with tim.
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That's right, a...
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That's right, al.
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It takes a certain kind of man
to navigate the high steel.
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There's no two better guys
to tell us some safety tips
about walking the girders
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Than the boys
from k&b construction company
up there in bay city, michigan.
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Let's give
a big round of applause
for dwayne and pete.
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(cheers and applause)
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It's great
to have you guys
on the show.
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Always great
to be here,
timmy.
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Especially today, tim,
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Because we have
brought along
some other boys...
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Dwayne! Dwayne!
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Say hello to sam, tom,
tim, pete, john, bill,
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John-bob, bob-bob,
billy-bob and bob.
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Hey, k&bers,
how you doin'?
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Maybe after the show
you all go back
to al-bob's house,
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Have some milk
and cookies.
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Before we head out
to the real job site,
though,
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We're gonna learn
some safety tips
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About walking
on top of the high steel.
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First, pete would like
to demonstrate
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The correct technique.
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Technique is important, tim.
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Otherwise you could slip
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And end up
six inches shorter.
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Like dwayne.
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I find the safest way
to walk the steel
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Is with one foot directly
in front of the other.
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That would be the one-foot-
directly-in-front-of-the-other
technique.
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(hisses)
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And tim, on those
extra-windy days,
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You may want to...
Use an arm...
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For balance.
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Nice hip action, guy.
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You're not the first
to say so, timmy.
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Well, we've seen pete
strut his stuff.
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Maybe we can get al up there
and see some of that
famous borland balance.
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(cheers and applause)
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These beams are made
of solid steel.
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They're made
to hold up to two tons,
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So I think al
will be all right.
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Whoo, graceful
as a gazelle.
Klaus?
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(♪ "those magnificent men
in their flying machines")
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(music stops)
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One important thing
to remember about the high steel
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Is sometimes
you need a girder
with extra support.
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(beam creaks)
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I think in al's case,
we need an 18-hour girder.
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What do you think? Should we
put the kids in the middle?
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Ready, set...
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Hut-hut hike!
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Whoa!
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Yes.
What a wimp.
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Hey, guys, guys...
Oh, good job.
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Think fast.
Ooh.
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Guess what's coming back
to the house in two weeks.
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I'll give you a hint.
It goes vroom,
vroom, vroom.
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Ha. Usually
everything around here
goes vroom, vroom, boom.
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The hot rod.
Oh, cool,
the hot rod.
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When she's painted,
is she all done?
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Well... Gotta wire it,
put the upholstery in,
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And then the hard part -
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Talk your mom
into sitting in the front seat
with a tube top and hot pants.
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Do you think maybe
if nobody tells mom...
Can I drive it?
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Well, I was kinda waiting
to surprise you...
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No!
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Hi, guys.
(brad) hi, mom.
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Hey, baby.
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Axleby says the hot rod
should be painted in two weeks,
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So get out your hot pants.
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Tim, I have never worn
hot pants,
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I'm never going to wear
hot pants,
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So if hot pants
are important to you,
you wear 'em.
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There's a pretty picture.
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So, my mother
called today.
Yeah?
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The bonds that she bought
for the kids are coming due.
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I can't believe she thought
she had to remind me.
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Well, did you remember?
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No, I didn't remember,
mr. Butt out if you have
nothing constructive to say.
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Why do you always
get mad at me
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When you talk
to your mother?
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I'm not mad.
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I'm just expressing
my feelings.
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You should learn how
to be more selfish.
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Just keep your feelings
to yourself.
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I told her that I thought
the boys were old enough
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To have some say
where their money goes.
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She says no - I should
just reinvest the bonds
and not even tell them.
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I don't want you to hit me,
but I think your mom's right.
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(mumbles) you're agreeing
with my mother?
(imitates her mumble)
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Let's face it, the boys
are childish, irresponsible.
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They can't handle money.
They're like me.
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Well, I don't want them
to be like you,
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So I say we present them
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With all
the different options,
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And they choose
their own investment.
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Like real estate.
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What are they gonna get
for 50 bucks apiece?
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Really little apartments.
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No, brooks robinson!
Roger maris!
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No, sandy koufax!
Then yogi berra!
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Sandy koufax
was the best pitcher ever.
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Yogi berra
was such a good hitter.
Brooks robinson!
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It's time for you
to go to bed. Come on.
What are you arguing about?
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We've been thinking about
what you said about the money.
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We know what we wanna do.
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Oh, good. Ok.
What did you decide on?
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College fund, savings account,
another bond?
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Baseball cards.
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Baseball cards?
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Look at this card.
Honus wagner.
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It originally sold
for a penny.
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Now it's worth
$450,000.
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So we figured
if we put our money together
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And we buy a card for $150,
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Someday it could be worth
six billion.
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Brad, I'm not sure
that every card
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Gives you
a 40 million percent return.
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Well, maybe not that much,
but look in the book.
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Most of them double
and triple their value.
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Well... I gotta say
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This shows some
very creative thinking,
you know?
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The only thing is,
there's no way
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That the three of you
are gonna be able
to share one card.
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But mom,
if we each pitch in our $50,
we could get a better card.
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Maybe, but I'm remembering
those bloody noses that resulted
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That time you tried to share
that 50-cent nutty buddy bar.
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Oh, yeah, the famous
bloody nutty buddy bar
incident.
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Yeah.
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(randy) oh, wow.
Don't touch anything.
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Whoo, the smell
of sports dust
in the air.
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Kinda takes you back
to your childhood.
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Dad, this is
our childhood.
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Wow, look at
all these cards.
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How are we gonna know
what to buy?
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That's why I'm here.
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Dad, you don't know anything
about baseball cards.
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Yeah, mom should've come.
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Look, honus...
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You don't need people in here
that know about baseball.
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You need someone here
who knows about business.
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Well, then why
are you here?
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Excuse me.
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My sons are interested
in baseball cards
as an investment,
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And they don't want
to get ripped off.
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Sorry, all we do
is rip people off.
Store policy.
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All right, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
to insult you, mr...
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Ripoffer.
Conman t. Ripoffer.
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From the famous
jack-the-ripoffer family?
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Don't worry, I'll give you
a good price. Go browse.
All right, thanks.
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Hey, dad, check this out.
An andy pafko.
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Who's andy pafko?
He was, uh...
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$1300. Keep browsin'.
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What kind of idiot comes
to a store like this
for a frying pan?
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It's a swedish pancake maker
signed by bjorn borg.
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Really?
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I think I remember him
serving those at wimbledon.
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Hey, hey, hey, guys,
look, an indy car.
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Oh, it even has
a remote control. Cool!
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This is better than cool.
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Rick mears drove this
to a victory in '84.
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Oh, man, it's autographed.
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Dad, why don't we
buy something like this?
Hey, hold on a second.
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Hey, mr. Con,
or mr. Man...
Mr. Con man?
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What kind of an investment
is this mears car?
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Well, it's been
a very good one for me.
It's already doubled in value.
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No kiddin'.
What are you askin' for it?
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$140.
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Oh, cool.
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If all three of us
put our money together,
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We could buy it
and still have $10
left over. Yeah.
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(whistles)
yeah.
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I think
we're all forgetting
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The bloody
nutty buddy bar
incident.
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But you heard the guy.
It's a great investment.
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Yeah,
it's already doubled.
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Yeah.
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I was at this race.
It was a great victory
for him.
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Love to have this souvenir
in our house.
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We could get rid
of those pictures,
put it up on the mantel.
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Dad, those are pictures
of us.
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Oh. Well,
we'll squeeze 'em in.
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This is way better
than a baseball card,
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Because if we bought
one of those,
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All we'd be doing right now
is staring at it.
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That's what
we are doing, dork.
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Shut up!
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Why can't we play
with it?
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Because the guy at the store
said we're not supposed
to touch it
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If we want it
to be an investment.
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It has to stay
in mint condition.
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That stinks.
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I wonder how fast
it goes.
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Did you open the gate
to the alley?
Yeah.
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All right, I'll go first.
Hey, no,
it was my idea.
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No, oldest first.
No way!
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Then biggest first.
What about me?
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Get real.
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It's in the alley.
Let's go!
(truck backup signal beeping)
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(plastic crunches)
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We should have gotten
insurance.
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Perfect.
You can't even tell
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It was sideswiped
by a garbage truck.
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I don't know.
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The front bumper
still looks like
it's kinda drooping.
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Mark, put on
another piece of gum.
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Good as new.
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We just need to make sure
nobody can see it
from the side.
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Did we save
rick mears' autograph?
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Uh, sort of.
It says, "..Ick mea..."
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Let's put it on the mantel
and get outta here.
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Ok.
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Oh, let's go,
come on.
Ok.
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(brad) hey, dad!
Hi, guys.
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(brad) bye, dad.
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Bye? I thought you guys
would stick around,
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And we'll stare at the car
for a while.
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We've been starin' at it
for two hours.
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We're takin' a little bit
of a... Stare break.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Take a look
at our new investment.
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Feast your eyes
on rick mears'
1984 indy winner.
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Oh, no!
Did one of the boys buy that
instead of a baseball card?
240
00:13:30,696 --> 00:13:33,197
They pitched in
and bought it together.
They're gonna share it.
241
00:13:33,198 --> 00:13:35,834
No, they were supposed to make
three separate investments.
242
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:38,904
We couldn't
pass this up.
This toy?
243
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,605
This toy?
244
00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:43,174
This toy...
Oh, man.
245
00:13:43,175 --> 00:13:45,710
...Is an autographed
one-of-a-kind.
246
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,081
They keep this
in mint condition,
247
00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:52,116
It'll double its price.
248
00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:54,152
You said mint condition?
Yeah.
249
00:13:54,153 --> 00:13:57,388
Was that spearmint
or peppermint?
250
00:13:58,825 --> 00:14:00,859
Why is there gum on this?
251
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:05,363
It's holding this paper clip
in place here. Ugh.
252
00:14:05,364 --> 00:14:09,233
What is "...Ick mea..."?
253
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:11,269
Oh, man!
254
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:13,572
I can't believe
you let them do this.
255
00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:16,240
Before the steam starts
coming out of your nose,
let me explain.
256
00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:18,276
You don't have to explain.
I know what happened.
257
00:14:18,277 --> 00:14:21,580
You all went to the store,
you saw the car,
you started drooling,
258
00:14:21,581 --> 00:14:25,817
The drooling led to grunting,
the grunting led to buying.
259
00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:28,887
You are so far off,
it's not even funny.
260
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:34,459
We grunted, drooled,
bought.
261
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:38,930
I'm tim "the tool man" taylor,
and welcome to the high steel!
262
00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:42,534
Hey, timmy!
I'll be right up.
263
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:48,106
We'll take the elevator up,
which is right behind me.
Follow me over there.
264
00:14:48,107 --> 00:14:50,108
Course, you all know
my assistant,
265
00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:52,978
Al "steel crazy
after all these years" borland.
266
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,013
That's right, tim.
I love steel.
267
00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:57,048
It's durable,
reliable and cheap,
268
00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:59,083
Everything I look for
in an alloy.
269
00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:01,653
Everything you look for
in a date.
270
00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:02,888
Timmy!
271
00:15:02,889 --> 00:15:04,723
Oh, pete bilker
from k&b construction.
272
00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:06,558
He'll be takin' us
up top.
273
00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:09,227
It's good to be
on the job site
with you finally.
274
00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:11,897
It's great to have you guys
come see us for a change.
275
00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:14,165
I love what you done
with the place.
276
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,602
Thanks, al. I picked out
the fire-retardant monaco
color myself.
277
00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:19,103
It shows.
278
00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:21,372
You guys pick out
your china pattern
later.
279
00:15:21,373 --> 00:15:26,845
Right now I wanna get
up to the high steel!
280
00:15:26,846 --> 00:15:29,714
(dwayne) hey, timmy!
Come on up!
281
00:15:29,715 --> 00:15:31,716
(pete) tim, remember,
282
00:15:31,717 --> 00:15:35,453
One foot directly
in front of the other.
283
00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:37,455
Thanks, pete.
I'm right behind you.
284
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:39,591
Whoo!
Like it up here?
285
00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:42,694
We're finally up here
on the high steel,
where men belong.
286
00:15:42,695 --> 00:15:44,829
I call this
"iron country safari."
287
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,665
Arr-arr-arr-arr.
288
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:49,167
I've been cooped up
in the studio too long.
289
00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:51,670
I've forgotten
what it's like
to be outside,
290
00:15:51,671 --> 00:15:54,873
Working next to men
who know what
they're doing.
291
00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:57,375
Tim, right behind us,
you might be interested -
292
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,778
It's where we're welding
our skylight support.
293
00:15:59,779 --> 00:16:01,780
Can you see that
from down there?
294
00:16:01,781 --> 00:16:04,916
And if you look
way down there,
295
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:08,053
You can see 'em pouring
them concrete decks.
296
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:12,490
Uhh...
297
00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:16,061
I can see that you fasten
your girders to the beam
298
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,430
Using tc bolts with
tension-indicating washers.
299
00:16:19,431 --> 00:16:21,265
You've got a good eye,
timmy.
300
00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:23,468
Right back over here...
Al, take a left there...
301
00:16:23,469 --> 00:16:26,137
I always wonder
what you do up here
when nature calls.
302
00:16:26,138 --> 00:16:28,974
What do you do,
just let it fly and hope
you don't hit the foreman?
303
00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:31,142
Look out!
304
00:16:31,143 --> 00:16:34,245
Well, actually,
that is the way
dwayne does it, tim.
305
00:16:34,246 --> 00:16:37,682
The rest of us, we just
take the elevator down
to the porta-potti below.
306
00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:39,550
Hey, wait a minute.
307
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,552
Get this rope here,
308
00:16:41,553 --> 00:16:44,022
Just attach it here
to my 'biner,
309
00:16:44,023 --> 00:16:47,125
And you can just head down
towards that porta-potti
right down there.
310
00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:49,427
Tim, be careful.
Well, I don't know, al...
311
00:16:49,428 --> 00:16:55,266
Oh! Whoa... Aah!
312
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,774
Tim, are you all right?
313
00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:05,877
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Whoo!
314
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:08,079
Long as I'm down here...
315
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,915
Could somebody send me
a magazine?
316
00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:16,621
Hi, wilson.
Hi-ho, tim.
317
00:17:16,622 --> 00:17:18,823
Whatever you're cooking
sure smells good.
318
00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:20,491
Why, thank you, neighbor.
319
00:17:20,492 --> 00:17:24,495
I'd offer you some,
but this is my homemade
shoe polish.
320
00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:26,497
So how was your day?
321
00:17:26,498 --> 00:17:28,332
Oh, same old, same old.
322
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,736
Went to work, made fun of al,
crashed through a porta-potti.
323
00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:33,838
Hmm. Sounds full.
324
00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:35,840
Oh, that wasn't it.
325
00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:38,342
Supposed to teach the boys
something about investment,
326
00:17:38,343 --> 00:17:40,979
Went to buy some
one-of-a-kind baseball cards.
327
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,481
I let them buy
a remote-control car instead.
328
00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:45,917
So jack was sent out
to sell the cow,
329
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:48,753
And instead he returns
with a handful of magic beans.
330
00:17:48,754 --> 00:17:52,323
What? Beans? Jack?
What are you talkin' about?
331
00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:55,393
I think you been
sniffin' the fumes
in that shoe polish too long.
332
00:17:55,394 --> 00:17:57,696
What do you think?
(chuckles)
333
00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:00,364
I don't know.
I went into that store
with the kids.
334
00:18:00,365 --> 00:18:03,001
When I saw that car,
I just turned into a big kid.
335
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:04,836
I wanted it myself.
(laughs)
336
00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:06,838
Well, tim,
I've always believed
337
00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:09,841
The spirit of the child
lives on in the man.
338
00:18:09,842 --> 00:18:11,509
However, in your case,
339
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:14,012
I think the spirit
has completely taken over.
340
00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:16,948
I've always been a toy freak.
I loved them when I was a kid.
341
00:18:16,949 --> 00:18:19,784
Even when I couldn't
afford cool ones,
I made my own toys.
342
00:18:19,785 --> 00:18:22,954
Tim taylor toys.
They must have been
the talk of the neighborhood.
343
00:18:22,955 --> 00:18:26,691
Oh, yeah, especially
when they caught fire
and exploded.
344
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:28,693
It must have been difficult,
345
00:18:28,694 --> 00:18:31,629
Not being able to afford
the things you love so much.
346
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:34,532
No toys for tim.
It was tragic, yeah.
347
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,868
But nowadays,
when you see something
348
00:18:36,869 --> 00:18:40,438
That you wanted
when you were a boy,
you get pretty excited.
349
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:42,941
Yeah, I guess
I do get pretty excited,
350
00:18:42,942 --> 00:18:46,410
And that excitement
probably rubbed off on the boys
when we walked into that store.
351
00:18:46,411 --> 00:18:48,412
Well, tim,
it's not uncommon.
352
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:51,983
We all try to grasp
the pieces of our youth
that never were.
353
00:18:51,984 --> 00:18:56,154
You didn't have toys,
my mother wouldn't let me
talk to my neighbors.
354
00:18:57,656 --> 00:19:00,158
Tim?
355
00:19:00,159 --> 00:19:01,226
Tim?
356
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:06,664
Hi.
357
00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:08,032
Hi.
358
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,869
I've been doin'
a lot of thinkin'.
359
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:13,872
I should have let the boys
buy the baseball cards,
360
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:15,974
But I know why I didn't.
361
00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,042
I got a child inside of me.
362
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:22,914
Really?
What month are you in?
363
00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:26,017
No, honey...
I'm just like a big kid.
364
00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:28,953
Just because I like indy cars
365
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,823
Doesn't mean we should have
bought the thing.
366
00:19:31,824 --> 00:19:34,993
I should have listened to you
and just reinvested the bonds.
367
00:19:34,994 --> 00:19:37,495
This isn't your fault.
It's not your fault.
368
00:19:37,496 --> 00:19:39,497
Well,
it's somebody's fault.
369
00:19:39,498 --> 00:19:42,901
(both) the boys'.
(boys shouting)
370
00:19:42,902 --> 00:19:45,236
I think I hear
our little demolition men now.
371
00:19:45,237 --> 00:19:47,405
I'll flip you to see
who yells at them first.
372
00:19:47,406 --> 00:19:50,574
I have a better idea.
Put the thing back
on the mantel.
373
00:19:50,575 --> 00:19:53,077
What are you thinkin'
about?
You'll see.
374
00:19:53,078 --> 00:19:55,746
Wait, wait, wait, they're
just walking in right now.
375
00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:59,918
Hey, guys, that man
from the baseball store's
on the phone.
376
00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:01,920
He is?
Yeah.
377
00:20:01,921 --> 00:20:05,924
He says that he has a guy
who collects indy cars
who wants to buy yours.
378
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:09,794
He'll give you $200
for it.
Hey! Hey!
379
00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:11,562
Hey, hey, hey.
380
00:20:11,563 --> 00:20:13,597
That's a $60 profit
in a day.
381
00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:15,300
Let's go for it.
382
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,901
We're not
interested.
383
00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:20,171
What?
They're not interested.
I'm s...
384
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:24,242
300? He'll give you $300.
385
00:20:24,243 --> 00:20:28,479
300 shamolies,
smackeroonies!
386
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,915
300 bucks?
I'll get the car.
387
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:31,983
(all) no, no, no, dad!
388
00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:35,453
Dad, it's ok.
You know, we pass.
389
00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:37,956
Yeah, we're not
selling.
Yeah.
390
00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:40,658
I'm sorry, they pass. What?
391
00:20:40,659 --> 00:20:42,126
No.
392
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:44,963
$750?!
393
00:20:44,964 --> 00:20:46,965
(mouths)
394
00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:50,168
$750?!
395
00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:51,169
We'll take it.
396
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:54,172
No, no, no, no!
No.
397
00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,740
We're not selling.
398
00:20:55,741 --> 00:20:58,243
Well, yeah, you know,
it's not just the money.
399
00:20:58,244 --> 00:21:01,846
The car has, uh...
Sentimental value.
400
00:21:01,847 --> 00:21:04,515
Well, I'm sorry, yeah,
it just doesn't look
like there's any way
401
00:21:04,516 --> 00:21:06,351
They're gonna sell that car.
402
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,786
I mean...
Oh, well, ok. Bye-bye.
403
00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:11,589
Guys, I'm really proud of you.
404
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:13,758
You made an investment,
you believe in it,
405
00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:15,760
You're gonna hang on to it.
406
00:21:15,761 --> 00:21:18,897
I just hope you're not
setting yourselves up
for a big disappointment.
407
00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:22,367
The investment's hot now,
but any day it could crash.
408
00:21:26,138 --> 00:21:27,671
(randy) nice going.
409
00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:30,341
(brad) you're the one
who drove it into the thing.
410
00:21:30,342 --> 00:21:31,842
But you're the one...
411
00:21:31,843 --> 00:21:33,544
(mark) no, you.
He ran...
412
00:21:39,518 --> 00:21:41,519
Hello, can I help you?
413
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,123
I was shopping in the mall,
and I realized that
this is the store
414
00:21:45,124 --> 00:21:47,491
Where my boys bought
their toy indy car.
415
00:21:47,492 --> 00:21:51,262
Oh, yes, I remember.
I hope they're not
playing with it.
416
00:21:51,263 --> 00:21:54,299
Believe me, they're
definitely not playing with it.
417
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,767
So what can I
do you for today?
418
00:21:56,768 --> 00:21:59,770
I was thinking about buying
the three little monsters
419
00:21:59,771 --> 00:22:02,373
One of these baseball cards
for christmas.
420
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:04,909
What do you think
about these three here?
Oh, very good.
421
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:08,612
They've doubled in value
since I got them.
422
00:22:08,613 --> 00:22:12,350
You know, I think
$40 is a little steep,
according to my book here,
423
00:22:12,351 --> 00:22:14,986
So do you mind
if I look around some more?
424
00:22:14,987 --> 00:22:17,255
No, please,
by all means, browse.
425
00:22:17,256 --> 00:22:20,391
Maybe I can find something
for my husband.
426
00:22:23,829 --> 00:22:25,830
What is this thing here?
427
00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:27,498
That's a very rare item.
428
00:22:27,499 --> 00:22:30,301
It's a swedish pancake maker
signed by bjorn borg.
429
00:22:30,302 --> 00:22:33,004
My husband
loves swedish pancakes.
430
00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:35,806
Wonderful with marmalade.
Really? I never
tried them like that.
431
00:22:35,807 --> 00:22:37,575
That's the way
bjorn eats them.
432
00:22:37,576 --> 00:22:40,044
This could be
a very interesting purchase.
433
00:22:40,045 --> 00:22:42,913
It's doubled in value
since I got it.
434
00:22:44,483 --> 00:22:47,318
If I buy the cards,
how much will this cost me?
435
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:50,888
$50, and I'll throw in
a jar of marmalade.
436
00:22:50,889 --> 00:22:53,891
I'll give you ten.
Deal, but no marmalade.
437
00:22:53,892 --> 00:22:56,027
Aw.
438
00:22:58,163 --> 00:23:00,264
Whoa!
439
00:23:00,265 --> 00:23:06,170
Whoa!
440
00:23:06,171 --> 00:23:09,374
Whoa!
441
00:23:11,243 --> 00:23:20,718
Whoa. Whoa... Aah!
442
00:23:20,719 --> 00:23:22,053
Whoa!