1
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And don't over-tighten it.
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Change oil every 3,000 miles,
3
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Your engine will last
practically forever.
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All right, al,
let's get cleaned up.
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Now, when we're cleaning up,
6
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You wanna treat your tools
like a member of your family.
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That's right.
Al even invites his tools
over for thanksgiving.
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Even his hammer-in-law.
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My point is,
when you have a greasy tool,
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It's best to clean it up
with binford's super solvent.
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I might also add
that this same solvent
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Can clean engine parts
when soaked overnight.
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Overnight?
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What happens if you have
that 2am hankering
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To rebuild your motor?
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Then you would wanna call
1-800-cuckoo.
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Al has that number
on his speed dialer.
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The point
I'm trying to make is,
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To get the real gunk
off engine parts,
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I've come up
with a new concoction.
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You dip it
in this stuff, boy...
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Whew. Stand back.
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Whew! Boy.
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Dip those engine parts
in there,
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They'll be so clean
you can see yourself in 'em.
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In al's case, that's not
a real good idea, though.
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Dirty piston?
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A thing of the past
in tim taylor's
super-duper solvent.
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It's high-energy.
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(hissing)
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That's 1-800-c-u-c-k-o-o.
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Before we sign off,
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I'd like to tell you
a little bit
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About some upcoming shows.
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Former president jimmy carter's
favorite organization,
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Habitat for humanity,
will be here in detroit,
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And al and I
will be helping 'em build.
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Habitat works
with needy families
and volunteers
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Who get together
and build affordable homes.
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They offer a hand up,
not a handout.
Very well said, al.
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For this
special habitat project,
in association with the nfl,
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We'll be providing
some celebrity volunteers -
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Some of the detroit lions,
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From the denver broncos,
john elway,
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And the heavyweight
champion of the world,
evander holyfield -
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Working with me,
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And alongside us
will be common folk
like al and his friends.
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Tim and I
will both be in charge
of building a house,
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And we're going to do this
in only three days.
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(scoffs) three days.
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I'll build my house
in one day.
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That's including lunch, a nap
and two hours in a porta-potty.
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It's not
a competition, tim.
Really?
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I bet you can't even
get near a porta-potty
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After I've been in there
two hours.
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Hey, randy...
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Check this out.
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Looks like real gold.
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Yeah. I found it
in the alley.
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Ashley's birthday's
on Friday.
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I was gonna get her
a new bike reflector,
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But I think this
is even better.
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You think?
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Oh, here comes mom.
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Don't tell her
about the locket.
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Hi, brad.
Oh. Hi, mom.
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Bye, mom.
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Hey, randy.
Hey, dad.
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Hi, honey.
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Well, got dinner.
Barbecue from bits-o-pig.
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Great, great.
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Hey, uh, marie and I
watched your show today.
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Why?
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There was nothing else
good on.
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You didn't tell me
that you were involved
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In building those houses
for habitat.
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Didn't I mention it?
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No, you didn't.
I'd really like to help.
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That's why
I didn't mention it.
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It'd be fun. The two of us
could work together
on the same team.
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I don't really think
that's a good idea.
Why not?
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Well, I read somewhere
that husbands and wives
shouldn't work together.
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Where did you read that?
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Husbands and wives
shouldn't work together
illustrated.
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We get it down at work.
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Hmm... I wonder
what they'd say about that
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In that magazine
that I get -
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Married to an idiot
monthly.
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00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:07,492
Jill, under normal circumstances
I'd love to have you with me,
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00:05:07,493 --> 00:05:09,895
But this is construction.
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00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:12,231
You just don't want a woman
on your team, is that it?
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No. This is lifting,
loading, shoveling...
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For that, you need
testosterone-pumping
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Muscle-churning,
bone-crushing male power.
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Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr.
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Ow.
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Hi. Tim "the tool man" taylor
here.
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You all know my assistant
al borland.
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We're here on location
at a habitat for humanity
job site.
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Al's team and my team
will be building a house
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Similar to this one
that's already been started.
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That's right, tim,
although one of us
has stacked the deck.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Let's go down to the vacant lot
and meet the teams,
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Starting with
the winning one - mine.
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All right, let's meet
team taylor, shall we?
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John elway
from the denver broncos.
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Mile high guy, huh?
Good-looking man, too.
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Sean jones
from the houston oilers.
Ano...
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Another mile high guy.
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Looks good in cotton,
doesn't he?
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All right.
Bill pickel from the... Boy.
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Little help,
tool man?
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...New york jets.
All right. Ok.
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And then ken o'brien from...
Whoever
will take me, tim.
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Philadelphia eagles,
of course.
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Now, we also have
evander holyfield
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And kelvin pritchett
from the lions due here,
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But they're not here yet.
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I've been waiting
since 7:00 in the rain.
Where are those guys?
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Why don't you
tell holyfield
you're unhappy?
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Well, maybe I will.
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This could be
interesting, huh?
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You guys ready to get
some serious building done?
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(all) arr-arr-arr-arr-arr.
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Let's go take a look
at al's team, shall we?
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(scoffs) right.
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Well,
the first member of team al
I would like you to meet
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Is tim's wife jill.
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Hi. I'm very happy
to be out here working
for such a worthy cause.
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Next we have...
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The reigning miss america,
miss kimberly aiken.
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Hi.
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Welcome aboard.
Thanks.
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Hi, kimberly. Tim taylor.
Good to have you on.
Hello.
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You wearing that crown
under your hat there?
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Yeah, and I have
my evening gown on
under my overalls.
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Really...?
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This here is gwen number one.
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She's been working
on habitat houses
for what, ten years?
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And this is gwen number two.
She is a professional plumber.
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And denise here
is a master electrician.
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Isn't that just dandy?
This team can build a house.
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My team
can bench-press a house.
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Yeah, it'll make it
a lot easier
to dust under it.
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Well, you've met the teams.
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Now we start building,
so stay tuned.
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John, what are you doing?
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Having a little breakfast
while we look at the plan.
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00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:55,294
Do I know you?
Eric hipple.
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Eric hipple.
Quarterback for the lions.
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Yeah. Didn't recognize you.
You're not flat on your back.
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All right, guys,
let's get to work.
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You're the tool man.
What do you want us
to do first?
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We're gonna build
the walls
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00:08:08,408 --> 00:08:10,909
And then put 'em all up
together, same time.
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It says here we should
put these walls up
as we build 'em.
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00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,581
Yeah. That way
we know if it fits.
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Eric's right, tim.
I think we should
stick to the plans.
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(sighs)
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00:08:20,153 --> 00:08:23,054
John, you're a quarterback.
You don't always stick
with the plans.
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Yeah, but we're
not playing football,
we're building a house.
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All right,
I'm gonna say this once.
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You guys know how to tackle,
I know how to spackle,
all right?
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(mumbles)
come on, get to work.
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Hey, holyfield.
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Evander,
give me the doughnut.
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I don't think so, tim.
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Kelvin, where you been?
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Tim, you gave me
wrong directions.
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You should have checked them
twice. Right, evander?
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Hey, you gave me
the wrong directions, too.
Did I?
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Let's do the wall.
Wait a minute.
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Do I jump in the ring
and tell you how to box?
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00:09:03,829 --> 00:09:05,430
Not like I would.
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00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:09,034
Why don't we build that house?
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00:09:09,035 --> 00:09:11,537
Nice-looking shirt.
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00:09:11,538 --> 00:09:15,006
(aretha franklin)
♪ this is the house
that jack built, y'all
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♪ remember this house
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♪ this was the land
that he worked by hand
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♪ it was the dream
of an upright man
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♪ there was the room
that was filled with love
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♪ it was a love
that I was proud of
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♪ this is the life,
the life that he planned
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♪ on the love,
the same old love
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♪ in the house
that jack built
♪ the house that jack built
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♪ remember this house
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00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:43,802
♪ there was the fence
that held our love
♪ yes, it was
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♪ there was the gate
that he walked out of
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♪ this is the heart,
it has turned to stone
♪ yes, it is
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00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,376
♪ this is the house,
it ain't no home
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♪ this is the love
that I destroyed
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♪ I can't believe
that I toyed with love
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♪ in the house
that jack built
♪ the house that jack built
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00:09:58,284 --> 00:10:01,152
♪ I'm gonn' remember
this house
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00:10:01,153 --> 00:10:06,725
♪ oh, what is
the use of cryin'?
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00:10:06,726 --> 00:10:08,827
♪ you know
I brought it on myself
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00:10:08,828 --> 00:10:10,895
♪ there's no denyin'
199
00:10:11,997 --> 00:10:14,866
♪ but it seems... ♪
200
00:10:16,769 --> 00:10:20,205
Hey, randy, great news.
Ashley loved the locket.
201
00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:23,007
She's crazy about me.
All right.
202
00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:25,677
You know, this girl thing
is pretty easy.
203
00:10:25,678 --> 00:10:28,447
Just gotta keep finding jewelry
in the street.
204
00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:31,049
Hi, guys.
Hey, boys.
205
00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,451
Hey.
Hi, mom.
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00:10:32,452 --> 00:10:33,952
You were absolutely right.
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00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:35,787
Couples shouldn't
work together.
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00:10:35,788 --> 00:10:38,724
If I were on your team,
I'd be way behind, too.
209
00:10:40,059 --> 00:10:42,561
We're not way behind.
We're pacing ourselves.
210
00:10:42,562 --> 00:10:45,397
And why do you turn everything
into a competition?
211
00:10:45,398 --> 00:10:47,232
I just can't help it.
212
00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:49,234
I guess it's just
my estrogen-pumping,
213
00:10:49,235 --> 00:10:51,370
Bone-crunching
feminine side.
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00:10:53,439 --> 00:10:56,275
Sounds like mom's
kicking your butt.
215
00:10:57,543 --> 00:11:01,780
Yeah, with al
and a team of girls.
216
00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:04,783
You're losing to girls?
217
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,121
I wouldn't consider
miss america a girl.
218
00:11:10,122 --> 00:11:11,690
She's almost professional.
219
00:11:11,691 --> 00:11:13,692
I heard
in her talent competition,
220
00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:15,661
She put up dry wall.
221
00:11:17,163 --> 00:11:19,164
And I'd be doing a lot better
222
00:11:19,165 --> 00:11:22,100
If I wasn't stuck with
a bunch of lightweight wimps!
223
00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:26,838
Hey, guys,
let marie in.
Ok.
224
00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:28,206
Hi, marie.
Hi, marie.
225
00:11:28,207 --> 00:11:31,543
Jill, I'm so upset.
I lost my locket.
226
00:11:31,544 --> 00:11:33,978
That gold one
that you were wearing
yesterday?
227
00:11:33,979 --> 00:11:36,448
My grandmother gave that to me
when I was little.
228
00:11:36,449 --> 00:11:37,949
I can't find it anywhere.
229
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,884
Don't worry about it.
We'll help you.
230
00:11:39,885 --> 00:11:42,954
These boys
can find anything.
231
00:11:44,424 --> 00:11:46,358
I know brad can.
232
00:11:53,299 --> 00:11:55,967
Look, elway, I saw you
goofing around today,
233
00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:59,438
And I'm not gonna
put up with this stuff.
234
00:11:59,439 --> 00:12:02,307
What? Yes, I'd say this
to your face.
235
00:12:02,308 --> 00:12:04,576
I might not be
yelling this loud.
236
00:12:06,713 --> 00:12:10,515
No, you can't be traded
to al's team.
237
00:12:10,516 --> 00:12:12,917
Tomorrow I expect you
lifting something heavier
238
00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:15,721
Than a jelly doughnut.
239
00:12:15,722 --> 00:12:17,723
And why don't you tell that
240
00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:20,692
To your little friend
holyfield, too?
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00:12:20,693 --> 00:12:23,462
Actually, I'd prefer
if you'd tell him.
242
00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:26,865
Right, ok. Bye, john.
243
00:12:26,866 --> 00:12:29,267
(bang)
oh!
244
00:12:29,268 --> 00:12:31,903
Getting
a little panicky, tim?
245
00:12:31,904 --> 00:12:33,405
I'm not panicking.
246
00:12:33,406 --> 00:12:35,507
The guys just need
a little motivation.
247
00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:38,009
What you guys need
is some women.
248
00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:40,144
They build this house right,
249
00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:42,814
I'll get 'em
all the women they want.
250
00:12:42,815 --> 00:12:45,817
You had your chance
to get me on your team,
251
00:12:45,818 --> 00:12:47,753
And you blew it.
252
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:49,488
All right, all right.
253
00:12:49,489 --> 00:12:53,057
You wanna be
on the team tomorrow,
you can be on the team.
254
00:12:53,058 --> 00:12:55,861
Might as well
just bring that woman
that does plumbing
255
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,663
And that other gal
that does the roof
with you, too.
256
00:12:58,664 --> 00:13:01,666
So you're ready to admit
that when it comes
to building a house,
257
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,702
Women are as good as men?
258
00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:06,772
Why do you make everything
into a competition?
259
00:13:12,011 --> 00:13:15,046
You should be more like me.
I think everybody's equal.
260
00:13:15,047 --> 00:13:16,615
Since when?
261
00:13:16,616 --> 00:13:18,617
I've always felt that way.
262
00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:20,752
Men are in every way
as equal to women,
263
00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:23,789
And women are in every way
as (coughs) to men.
264
00:13:25,224 --> 00:13:27,225
Well, all I gotta say, tim,
265
00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:31,763
Is my team of women
is beating the (coughs)
out of your team of men.
266
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,669
Dad, I need
to talk to you.
267
00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,170
What about?
268
00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:41,239
Ok. All right.
269
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,575
What if you found something
in an alley,
270
00:13:43,576 --> 00:13:45,410
Gave it
to your girlfriend...
271
00:13:45,411 --> 00:13:48,379
Shh. Your mom doesn't know
about my girlfriend.
272
00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:54,018
Dad...
All right. Keep goin'.
273
00:13:54,019 --> 00:13:58,022
And then you found out
it belonged to somebody else,
and you had to get it back.
274
00:13:58,023 --> 00:14:00,525
Wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
275
00:14:00,526 --> 00:14:02,694
You found something
in the alley.
276
00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:05,363
You didn't bother
to find out the owner of it,
277
00:14:05,364 --> 00:14:08,299
And you gave it
to your girlfriend?
278
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,434
Yeah?
279
00:14:09,435 --> 00:14:11,135
Been there.
280
00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:17,075
You gotta tell the truth.
281
00:14:17,076 --> 00:14:19,544
The truth?
Yeah, tell the truth.
282
00:14:19,545 --> 00:14:22,046
Everything else
is a waste of time.
283
00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:24,549
Women will see
right through you.
284
00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:27,118
They'll make you pay.
(weather report on tv)
285
00:14:27,119 --> 00:14:29,120
How do you know, dad?
286
00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:32,290
'cause I've paid.
287
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:34,759
Oh, god, have I paid.
288
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,567
Hey, tim, where you been?
289
00:14:42,568 --> 00:14:45,069
We've been working out here
for hours in the rain.
290
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:48,139
It's intermittent, john.
I was buying an exhaust fan.
291
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,875
We already have
an exhaust fan.
292
00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:51,376
Not like this.
293
00:14:51,377 --> 00:14:55,213
This baby will suck the air
out of a blimp.
294
00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:57,181
Is that all you got done
since I've been gone?
295
00:14:57,182 --> 00:14:59,450
Yeah. You got a problem
with that, tool man?
296
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:01,887
That's cotton, isn't it?
297
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:04,923
It's a cotton/rayon mix
or something. Nice.
298
00:15:04,924 --> 00:15:06,758
We're doing
the best we can,
299
00:15:06,759 --> 00:15:08,960
Considering our captain
spends all his time
shopping.
300
00:15:08,961 --> 00:15:10,962
This is
all necessary equipment.
Right, howard?
301
00:15:10,963 --> 00:15:14,699
No, it isn't, and now
they're way ahead of us.
302
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,635
Oh, no.
303
00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:20,906
Hey, mr. Macho,
enjoying the rain?
304
00:15:20,907 --> 00:15:23,008
It's intermittent.
305
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:26,277
And for your information,
we're way ahead over here.
306
00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:27,812
(laughing) yeah, right.
307
00:15:27,813 --> 00:15:30,314
By the time
you get your siding up,
308
00:15:30,315 --> 00:15:33,418
We'll be done and the owner
will be getting junk mail.
309
00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:36,087
Well, hi-de-ho,
good samaritan tim.
310
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:40,324
Wilson? What are you doing
over there?
311
00:15:40,325 --> 00:15:43,327
Well, jill told me
about the project
and asked me if I could help.
312
00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:46,497
If you wanted to help,
why didn't you join my team?
313
00:15:46,498 --> 00:15:48,767
Well, tim, aren't we all
on the same team?
314
00:15:48,768 --> 00:15:50,969
No. And your team
seems to be winning.
315
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,572
Tim, this isn't a question
of winning and losing.
316
00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:55,073
Perhaps you're familiar
317
00:15:55,074 --> 00:15:58,777
With the great
german philosopher
immanuel kant.
318
00:15:58,778 --> 00:16:05,483
He said, "idee zu einer
allgemeinen geschichte
in weltburgerlicher absicht."
319
00:16:05,484 --> 00:16:07,452
Ain't that the truth.
320
00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:09,454
Well, tim, all he's saying is,
321
00:16:09,455 --> 00:16:12,991
The important part of generosity
is generosity of the spirit.
322
00:16:12,992 --> 00:16:15,660
Oh, yeah. You gotta
have spirit, don't you?
323
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,762
Hey, wilson,
what are you doing out there?
324
00:16:17,763 --> 00:16:20,765
I was just
explaining to your husband
the meaning of benevolence.
325
00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:23,902
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put a cork in it
and get back to work.
326
00:16:23,903 --> 00:16:28,339
Why don't you go tell her
what you just told me?
327
00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:33,645
Jill? Idee zu einer...
328
00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:37,548
(♪ rock on tv)
329
00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:43,955
(switches tv off)
330
00:16:43,956 --> 00:16:46,557
Um, ashley...
About the locket.
331
00:16:46,558 --> 00:16:49,460
Would it be all right
if I took it back
332
00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:51,462
And got something
even nicer?
333
00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,598
Like what?
334
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:57,168
Um, how about
a bicycle reflector?
335
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:01,773
Hi, brad. Hi, ashley.
336
00:17:01,774 --> 00:17:03,608
Oh, hi, mrs. Taylor.
Look what...
337
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:04,843
No!
338
00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:07,545
Brad...
339
00:17:07,546 --> 00:17:09,080
What are you doing?
340
00:17:09,081 --> 00:17:11,449
You looked
like you needed a hug.
341
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:13,417
Oh. That's so sensitive.
342
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:16,855
Brad's always been
the sensitive one
in the family.
343
00:17:20,092 --> 00:17:23,461
Try not to be
so sensitive, ok?
344
00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,630
Oh, gosh.
345
00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:28,366
I am so sore.
346
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:32,003
But not as sore
as your father.
347
00:17:32,004 --> 00:17:34,505
Um, come on, ashley.
I'll walk you home,
348
00:17:34,506 --> 00:17:37,508
And, um, we can talk
about what else I can get you,
349
00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:39,343
You know, some other time.
350
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:40,611
(doorbell rings)
351
00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:43,614
Hi, brad.
352
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:48,987
(doorbell rings)
(jill) brad, get the door!
353
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:52,924
Ok! I'll meet you
in the backyard.
Ok.
354
00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:55,727
(doorbell rings)
355
00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:57,729
Nice greeting.
356
00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,732
Hi, marie.
Hi, jill. Do you guys
have a staple gun?
357
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:03,601
I wanna put up fliers
about the locket I lost.
(knock on door)
358
00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:08,206
Why is ashley
in the backyard?
359
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:13,277
Uh, she doesn't have one,
so I said she could use ours.
360
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,084
Brad, what is
going on here?
Nothing.
361
00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:22,486
Um... I think
I saw the staple gun
in the garage.
362
00:18:22,487 --> 00:18:25,090
Right. I'll go get it.
Yeah.
363
00:18:28,427 --> 00:18:30,729
Hey, butthead.
364
00:18:32,531 --> 00:18:34,165
Hi, marie.
Hi, tim.
365
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:37,869
Brad. Well, how'd it go
with your girlfriend?
366
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:40,839
I think I'm almost
out of the woods.
367
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:45,176
Oh, how many times
I've said those words.
368
00:18:45,177 --> 00:18:48,579
Brad, look what happened.
The chain on my locket broke.
369
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,415
Let me take a look at it,
ashley.
370
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:54,418
It's nothing. I can fix it
with my needle-nose pliers
in the garage.
371
00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:57,021
No, dad, don't go
in the garage.
Why not?
372
00:18:57,022 --> 00:18:59,457
Tim! Oh, you found
my locket.
373
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,127
No, this is ashley's.
I'm just fixing the thing.
374
00:19:02,128 --> 00:19:03,995
Yeah, that's my locket.
Brad gave it to me.
375
00:19:03,996 --> 00:19:07,098
No, no. Honey, my grandmother
gave me this locket.
376
00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:11,669
Oh... Oh.
Looks like somebody here
didn't tell the truth!
377
00:19:13,639 --> 00:19:16,207
Brad?
378
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,009
Brad?
379
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:20,411
Tim?
380
00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:23,848
Don't look at me.
381
00:19:23,849 --> 00:19:26,017
I told him
to tell the truth.
382
00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:28,686
Well, I guess I'm gonna
have to pay, huh, dad?
383
00:19:28,687 --> 00:19:30,621
Oh, god,
are you gonna pay.
384
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,028
Well, the tension is mounting
at this habitat site.
385
00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:39,030
We're waiting
for the final inspection.
386
00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:41,532
There's the inspector now.
He just looked at al's house.
387
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:44,235
Judging by the look on his face,
he's not too happy.
388
00:19:44,236 --> 00:19:47,205
Larry, go in
and see if you can see
what they're saying.
389
00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:52,811
Al, jill... You did
an exceptional job.
390
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:56,014
In fact,
I think you built
the perfect house.
391
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:59,150
Thank you,
inspector.
Thank you!
392
00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:04,322
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
393
00:20:04,323 --> 00:20:07,158
Well, the inspectors
are overly polite sometimes.
394
00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:09,194
They appreciate hard work.
395
00:20:09,195 --> 00:20:11,696
And after we come back,
we're gonna see
396
00:20:11,697 --> 00:20:14,732
The tim taylor...
"more perfect" house.
397
00:20:18,971 --> 00:20:21,072
Oh, tim,
looks like our house
398
00:20:21,073 --> 00:20:23,474
Is gonna be pretty hard
to beat.
399
00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:25,743
Jill, this isn't
a competition.
I know it's not.
400
00:20:25,744 --> 00:20:29,013
You're darn right it's not.
Elway, come on. Let's go bask
in our glory.
401
00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:31,015
Ok, guys, stand by.
402
00:20:31,016 --> 00:20:35,519
And 5, 4, 3, 2...
403
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,723
Welcome back. Now the moment
we've all been waiting for.
404
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:41,592
A little gander at my house.
Come on in.
405
00:20:41,593 --> 00:20:44,262
Inspector,
I think you're gonna be
remarkably impressed
406
00:20:44,263 --> 00:20:46,564
With the quality
of workmanship.
407
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:48,066
Let's go in.
408
00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:53,938
Doorknobs were
elway's department.
409
00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,111
This is very nice.
Thank you.
410
00:21:00,112 --> 00:21:01,612
I like the archway.
411
00:21:01,613 --> 00:21:04,448
Well, we, um... We didn't go
by just the plans.
412
00:21:04,449 --> 00:21:06,951
We actually made
some improvements in the house
413
00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:08,286
On our own.
414
00:21:08,287 --> 00:21:10,889
Wait till you see the kitchen.
Come on in.
415
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,359
Those upper cabinets
are equipped
416
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,361
With fully concealed
adjustable hinges,
417
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,863
And we installed
a reverse osmosis
water filtration system.
418
00:21:18,864 --> 00:21:21,232
(sucking/clicking sounds)
419
00:21:24,036 --> 00:21:27,038
Should have never put holyfield
in charge of plumbing.
420
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:30,441
Look at the rest of the house.
The kitchen needs a little work,
but come on this way.
421
00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:32,676
Look at this bathroom here,
huh?
422
00:21:32,677 --> 00:21:34,946
Yeah, that's nice.
That's great.
423
00:21:34,947 --> 00:21:37,448
You gotta try
our new exhaust fan, though.
424
00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:39,450
At least try that.
First switch here.
Custom.
425
00:21:39,451 --> 00:21:41,386
(whooshing)
426
00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:48,026
The living room.
It's our pride and joy.
Try that.
427
00:21:48,027 --> 00:21:50,128
I'll try to find that hat.
428
00:21:56,969 --> 00:21:59,037
Jill, guess what I got.
429
00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:02,373
A video
from president carter.
430
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:04,309
Good guess.
431
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:06,978
His office called
to see if we got it.
432
00:22:06,979 --> 00:22:09,047
Well, we did.
This is great.
433
00:22:09,048 --> 00:22:11,049
It's his thank-you
or something.
434
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,417
Let's watch.
435
00:22:16,255 --> 00:22:18,456
Hi, tim, al and jill.
436
00:22:18,457 --> 00:22:20,624
I'd like to thank you
for your participation
437
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,593
In our habitat for humanity
housing blitz.
438
00:22:22,594 --> 00:22:25,696
You're welcome.
439
00:22:25,697 --> 00:22:27,698
Al and jill,
the house you built
440
00:22:27,699 --> 00:22:30,034
Is a perfect example
of what can happen
441
00:22:30,035 --> 00:22:32,603
When caring people
band together
for a common goal.
442
00:22:34,506 --> 00:22:37,108
And tim... What can I say?
443
00:22:43,015 --> 00:22:44,983
Crews are working
round the clock
444
00:22:44,984 --> 00:22:47,185
To repair
the house you built.
445
00:22:49,688 --> 00:22:52,823
Oh, yeah. Rosalynn would like
a picture of al.
446
00:22:54,626 --> 00:22:57,195
Let's tape over this.
447
00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:06,037
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Try our special exhaust fan.
448
00:23:06,038 --> 00:23:07,872
It's right here.
449
00:23:10,909 --> 00:23:13,144
(cackling)
450
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:20,218
Wait...