1 00:00:02,889 --> 00:00:05,157 What are you doing? 2 00:00:05,158 --> 00:00:07,994 Oh, I'm doing research for a magazine article. It's about finland. 3 00:00:07,995 --> 00:00:09,962 Look at this. Isn't that gorgeous? 4 00:00:09,963 --> 00:00:13,733 Oh, yeah. I'm a huge finn fan. 5 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:19,705 Especially those fine feminine finns in that hot tub. 6 00:00:21,274 --> 00:00:23,275 Hot tubs are really popular there. 7 00:00:23,276 --> 00:00:25,277 But when they get out, 8 00:00:25,278 --> 00:00:30,616 They beat themselves gently with leafy birch branches. 9 00:00:30,617 --> 00:00:34,286 Well, we've got that whirlpool upstairs. 10 00:00:36,089 --> 00:00:40,126 Next time you get out, I can snap you with a wet towel. 11 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,828 But this is a little more romantic. 12 00:00:42,829 --> 00:00:45,197 See? They're outside under the stars. 13 00:00:45,198 --> 00:00:47,399 Can you imagine you and me in a hot tub, 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,269 Staring up at the moon? It'd be great. 15 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:52,004 Especially with a couple of those finnish girls, 16 00:00:52,005 --> 00:00:54,306 Yorgie and pecka. 17 00:00:58,979 --> 00:01:01,280 Nice hit. Guys, over here. 18 00:01:01,281 --> 00:01:03,816 I think I figured out what to get mom for mother's day. 19 00:01:03,817 --> 00:01:06,152 She told you? No, she dropped a few hints, though. 20 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,219 So what does she want? 21 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:08,554 She wants to go to finland. 22 00:01:08,555 --> 00:01:10,890 They got this real big deal with midnight hot tubs. 23 00:01:10,891 --> 00:01:14,193 When they get out, they get spanked by trees. 24 00:01:14,194 --> 00:01:17,697 Cool! Let's all go! 25 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:20,032 So we're gonna send mom to finland? 26 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:23,302 No, no, no. We can bring finland to mom. 27 00:01:23,303 --> 00:01:26,438 I say we put in a hot tub. Yeah! Cool! 28 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:29,075 We'll put it right over here, get rid of the swing set. 29 00:01:29,076 --> 00:01:30,375 You guys don't use this anymore, do you? 30 00:01:30,376 --> 00:01:33,746 Yeah, we do. Last week we tied mark to it. 31 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,951 What do you think? Could we put the kids in the middle? 32 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:56,095 Welcome to tool time. I am tim "the tool man" taylor. 33 00:02:56,096 --> 00:02:58,597 You all know my assistant, al borland. 34 00:02:58,598 --> 00:03:00,032 There's a lot of stereotypes 35 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:01,867 About construction workers today. 36 00:03:01,868 --> 00:03:04,203 But the times, they are a-changing. 37 00:03:04,204 --> 00:03:05,838 (imitates harmonica) 38 00:03:05,839 --> 00:03:08,307 And today, to talk about some of these changes, 39 00:03:08,308 --> 00:03:10,642 One of our friends from k & b construction company 40 00:03:10,643 --> 00:03:13,012 In bay city, michigan. Let's give a big tool time welcome 41 00:03:13,013 --> 00:03:14,646 For pete bilker! 42 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,485 (whooping and cheering) 43 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:25,090 Pete, it's good to have you with us again. 44 00:03:25,091 --> 00:03:27,359 And it's great to be here, timmy! 45 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,393 Pete. Hey, al. 46 00:03:28,394 --> 00:03:30,062 Nice to see you. All right. 47 00:03:30,063 --> 00:03:31,997 Pete, have a seat, will you? 48 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,969 Pete, do you consider yourself a... 49 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:39,138 Oh, I don't know, a construction worker of the '90s? 50 00:03:39,139 --> 00:03:43,943 Well, tim, nowadays when a hot rivet drops down in my shirt, 51 00:03:45,511 --> 00:03:48,680 I'm not ashamed to cry. 52 00:03:48,681 --> 00:03:52,517 Something you should remember, al, next time I drop a hot rivet down your shirt, huh? 53 00:03:54,187 --> 00:03:56,355 The most common stereotypes about construction workers 54 00:03:56,356 --> 00:03:59,691 Is their hootin' and hollerin' at every pretty woman that passes by. 55 00:03:59,692 --> 00:04:03,028 That's pretty much a thing of the past, tim, especially at k & b. 56 00:04:03,029 --> 00:04:06,031 Our new foreman, les, doesn't go for that kind of stuff. 57 00:04:06,032 --> 00:04:09,034 Maybe one of these days we should get les down here to talk about it. 58 00:04:09,035 --> 00:04:13,305 Actually, tim, since we are discussing changing attitudes on the job site, 59 00:04:13,306 --> 00:04:16,541 I brought my new foreman with me. Would you like to meet les? 60 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:19,044 Yeah! Let's bring him down here. 61 00:04:34,494 --> 00:04:38,563 (laughs) you're the foreman? Uh-huh. 62 00:04:38,564 --> 00:04:40,399 You're a woman. (guffaws) 63 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,634 Can't put anything past you. 64 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:45,971 Please, sit down. Take a seat. 65 00:04:45,972 --> 00:04:48,941 Well! A woman foreman. 66 00:04:48,942 --> 00:04:53,245 It must be kinda hard gettin' the guys at the construction site to listen to you. 67 00:04:53,246 --> 00:04:55,547 Why would it be hard? 68 00:05:01,121 --> 00:05:02,721 (nervous laugh) 69 00:05:02,722 --> 00:05:05,524 Some guys have trouble taking orders from women. 70 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:11,897 Not me, 'cause I take orders from my wife all the time. 71 00:05:11,898 --> 00:05:14,533 Huh. Well, it hasn't been a problem. I mean, 72 00:05:14,534 --> 00:05:18,037 I've been working with the guys for a while now and they realize I know what I'm doing. 73 00:05:18,038 --> 00:05:22,874 Tim, I must tell you that les is probably the best overall worker we have. 74 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:25,844 The best-looking worker in overalls, too. 75 00:05:28,514 --> 00:05:33,319 Nope, that would be pete. Aw, heck! 76 00:05:36,823 --> 00:05:40,892 Anyway, timmy, there's no one more qualified than les, 77 00:05:40,893 --> 00:05:44,964 And no one knows more about tools than les. 78 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:48,133 No one? 79 00:05:48,134 --> 00:05:50,836 You heard him, tim. 80 00:05:50,837 --> 00:05:54,639 Oh, yeah? Then why does everybody call me "the tool man"? 81 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,743 Because it's your show and you made up the name? 82 00:05:58,744 --> 00:06:01,180 I like her. 83 00:06:02,782 --> 00:06:08,020 I'd be willing to stake my tool reputation against anyone. 84 00:06:08,021 --> 00:06:11,023 Well, how about me? 85 00:06:11,024 --> 00:06:14,360 Les. Leslie. I wouldn't want to embarrass you. 86 00:06:14,361 --> 00:06:17,029 Anybody who challenges me, it always ends up the same way. 87 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:19,465 You lose? 88 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:24,269 I love her! 89 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:32,878 All right. Got electric in, 90 00:06:32,879 --> 00:06:36,515 You guys got the holes filled in, we're ready for the hot tub. 91 00:06:36,516 --> 00:06:39,551 Where is it? Al's supposed to be delivering it. 92 00:06:39,552 --> 00:06:43,522 Well, shouldn't you help him? That thing's pretty heavy. 93 00:06:43,523 --> 00:06:47,359 He's got his mom with him. 94 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,829 Dad, here comes mom! No, no, no! 95 00:06:52,632 --> 00:06:54,833 Hey, guys, it's really late. 96 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,735 What are you doing out here? 97 00:07:01,408 --> 00:07:04,910 We all have problems. We're waitin' for wilson to wake up. 98 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:12,151 Come on, boys. It's midnight. Go on to bed. 99 00:07:12,152 --> 00:07:16,355 Thanks, guys. Wash your hands, ok? Wash up. Brush your teeth. 100 00:07:16,356 --> 00:07:18,790 Good night, sweetie. Good night. 101 00:07:21,627 --> 00:07:24,063 I'll bet I know what you're doing out here. 102 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:25,764 Oh, do you? 103 00:07:25,765 --> 00:07:27,899 Well, let's see. 104 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:29,568 You're out here in the middle of the night, 105 00:07:29,569 --> 00:07:31,603 Carrying shovels, covered in dirt. 106 00:07:31,604 --> 00:07:36,641 I didn't want to tell you, but wilson wasn't feeling well so we buried him. 107 00:07:36,642 --> 00:07:41,346 Could you possibly be working on my mother's day gift? 108 00:07:41,347 --> 00:07:43,648 Possibly. Ohhh...! 109 00:07:43,649 --> 00:07:46,485 Thank you for listening to all those hints I've been dropping. 110 00:07:46,486 --> 00:07:49,854 I'm just gonna love my new herb garden. Your what garden? 111 00:07:49,855 --> 00:07:54,226 Well, I've always wanted to grow my own basil. It's gonna be great. 112 00:07:54,227 --> 00:07:57,929 It's a good thing I built you an herb garden and didn't buy you a hot tub. 113 00:07:57,930 --> 00:08:00,299 Well, yeah. What would I need with a hot tub? 114 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,067 I've got a whirlpool upstairs. 115 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:03,868 That's where I'm gonna put your herb garden, right here. 116 00:08:03,869 --> 00:08:06,305 Where did you move the swing set? 117 00:08:06,306 --> 00:08:09,408 I gave it to pete bilker, one of the guys from k & b construction. 118 00:08:09,409 --> 00:08:10,409 It's for his little boy. 119 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:13,278 Were the boys ok with that? 120 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:16,982 Yeah. They don't use it anymore, except for tying mark up. 121 00:08:16,983 --> 00:08:18,984 Yeah, I know. It's just... 122 00:08:18,985 --> 00:08:23,422 It looks so strange out here without it. 123 00:08:23,423 --> 00:08:28,193 I mean, you built that thing... Well, when brad was a baby. 124 00:08:28,194 --> 00:08:31,263 Now you can raise basil. 125 00:08:31,264 --> 00:08:35,501 Remember how much fun they had playing on it when they were really little? 126 00:08:35,502 --> 00:08:40,372 How we marked their heights every year, everyone's, on that wooden post? 127 00:08:40,373 --> 00:08:42,307 I was always the tallest. 128 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,180 I will never forget 129 00:08:48,181 --> 00:08:52,684 How hard it was for randy to learn to swing on his own 130 00:08:52,685 --> 00:08:56,555 And how happy he was when he finally got it. 131 00:08:58,224 --> 00:09:00,659 Jill, are you upset that I gave the swing set away? 132 00:09:02,094 --> 00:09:06,097 No! No, no. I'll get used to it. Herbs are fun. 133 00:09:08,301 --> 00:09:10,835 You know, it's... Gosh, it's chilly out here. 134 00:09:10,836 --> 00:09:14,005 I'm gonna go up to bed. I'll see you later. Good night. 135 00:09:16,276 --> 00:09:18,210 (door closes) 136 00:09:19,745 --> 00:09:21,680 (maracas rattling) 137 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,254 Wilson, what are you doing? 138 00:09:29,255 --> 00:09:33,325 Hi-ho, tim. I'm just testing my maracas. 139 00:09:33,326 --> 00:09:36,195 Usually when I have mine tested, the doctor makes me turn my head and cough. 140 00:09:44,103 --> 00:09:48,907 No, no, tim. These are hand-carved maracas made from hollowed-out gourds. 141 00:09:48,908 --> 00:09:54,112 I'm using them to practice the national dance of venezuela, the joropo. 142 00:09:54,113 --> 00:09:56,548 At midnight? 143 00:09:56,549 --> 00:09:59,818 Is it really that late? 144 00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:03,088 Well, it just shows you - time flies when you're dancing the joropo. 145 00:10:05,057 --> 00:10:07,426 Could you keep it down? 146 00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:10,962 Tim, have you got a problem? 147 00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:13,498 I'm just mad at myself. 148 00:10:13,499 --> 00:10:17,336 I thought I had the perfect mother's day gift for jill, but I don't. 149 00:10:17,337 --> 00:10:22,140 Now I got a flatbed truck comin' over with al and his mom with a hot tub on it. 150 00:10:22,141 --> 00:10:25,444 But the worst thing is, I gave away the swing set, 151 00:10:25,445 --> 00:10:29,180 And it looks like it meant a lot to jill. 152 00:10:29,181 --> 00:10:32,618 I remember when you built that swing set, tim. 153 00:10:32,619 --> 00:10:35,587 It was 14 years ago. You'd just moved in. 154 00:10:35,588 --> 00:10:40,359 I'd never seen anyone attach an outboard motor to a swing before. 155 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:46,732 That swing set was the first thing I made for my boys. You know? 156 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,734 I picked out the best redwood for that. 157 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,202 I had six coats of sealer on there. 158 00:10:51,203 --> 00:10:53,505 I worked night and day on that thing. 159 00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:55,907 Sounds like it meant an awful lot to you too, tim. 160 00:10:55,908 --> 00:10:58,543 Yeah. I remember the day brad was born. 161 00:10:58,544 --> 00:11:02,213 I had the swing set all set up so he could use it when he got home. 162 00:11:02,214 --> 00:11:05,517 Babies - who knew they couldn't sit up? 163 00:11:06,919 --> 00:11:09,421 Psst! Tim! 164 00:11:09,422 --> 00:11:11,222 Is the coast clear? 165 00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:14,092 Mother and I have the hot tub off the flatbed. 166 00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:15,960 The hot tub is out. 167 00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:19,864 Tell your mom to hoist it back up there. 168 00:11:19,865 --> 00:11:21,900 Oh, man! 169 00:11:27,674 --> 00:11:32,043 Dad, how come you're trying to get the swing set back? 170 00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:34,279 Because that's what your mom wants for mother's day. 171 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,147 I thought she wanted an herb garden. 172 00:11:36,148 --> 00:11:38,350 I thought she wanted a hot tub. 173 00:11:38,351 --> 00:11:42,421 I thought she wanted to go to finland. 174 00:11:42,422 --> 00:11:46,425 I thought she wanted me to snap her with a wet towel. 175 00:11:46,426 --> 00:11:48,893 I'll save that for her birthday. 176 00:11:48,894 --> 00:11:50,128 (doorbell rings) 177 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:51,697 Hey, dad, isn't pete gonna be upset 178 00:11:51,698 --> 00:11:53,498 When you ask him for the swing set back? 179 00:11:53,499 --> 00:11:56,901 He'll understand. He's an adult. 180 00:12:01,774 --> 00:12:04,710 Hey, pete! Come on in. Hey, timmy. How are you? 181 00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:08,046 I'd like you to meet little pete. 182 00:12:08,047 --> 00:12:10,014 Hi, little pete. How you doin'? Hi. 183 00:12:10,015 --> 00:12:13,485 I brought him with me today because he has something he wants to tell you. 184 00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:16,287 Thank you for my swing set, mr. Tool man. 185 00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:18,256 Oh. 186 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:21,760 (nervous chuckle) 187 00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:24,496 Uh... Come on in, you guys. You want a cookie or somethin'? 188 00:12:24,497 --> 00:12:27,198 Thank you, mr. Tool man. 189 00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:30,502 You're in luck. My favorite - chocolate chip. 190 00:12:30,503 --> 00:12:33,137 Help yourself. Put some on the table over there. 191 00:12:33,138 --> 00:12:35,039 Pete, can I talk to you for a minute? 192 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,175 You bet, tim. But before you do, 193 00:12:37,176 --> 00:12:39,478 I wanna tell you, 194 00:12:39,479 --> 00:12:43,382 That swing set has made little pete real happy. 195 00:12:46,218 --> 00:12:49,220 Well, looks like anything would make him happy. 196 00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:50,822 He's a happy-go-lucky kid. 197 00:12:50,823 --> 00:12:53,191 No, tim. He's neither happy nor lucky. 198 00:12:53,192 --> 00:12:56,261 You know, he's had a pretty rough go of it this past year, 199 00:12:56,262 --> 00:12:59,364 What with his mother leaving and all. 200 00:12:59,365 --> 00:13:01,666 I should've seen it comin' - 201 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:07,439 Goin' to the grocery store with nine pieces of luggage in the car. 202 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,108 These are great cookies, mr. Tool man. 203 00:13:10,109 --> 00:13:12,911 Can I take some for when I'm playing on my swing set? 204 00:13:16,248 --> 00:13:19,918 Little pete, about that swing set. 205 00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:21,586 Yes, mr. Tool man? 206 00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:25,356 How... How would you feel if I took that old one back? 207 00:13:25,357 --> 00:13:29,193 It has a lot of splinters in it - and built you a brand-new one? 208 00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:30,962 Now, tim, that's not really necessary. 209 00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:34,499 Oh, yes, it is. 210 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:38,437 Is it gonna have a teeter-totter? You bet. 211 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:41,139 Is it gonna have a sandbox? 212 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,475 Yeah. A huge sandbox! 213 00:13:43,476 --> 00:13:45,444 Is it gonna have a tree house? 214 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,379 A what? A tree house? 215 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,582 Swing sets don't have tree houses. 216 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,452 They have one at the park. Why not? 217 00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:54,853 We'll put a tree house on it for you, too. 218 00:13:54,854 --> 00:13:57,322 Thank you, tim. You bet, buddy. 219 00:13:57,323 --> 00:14:02,427 Mr. Tool man, can you come to my school for show and tell? 220 00:14:06,732 --> 00:14:10,335 Welcome back to tool time. We have a very special competition comin' up. 221 00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:13,171 You've heard of the rose bowl. Well, put away your flowers! 222 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:17,742 Plug in your tools, 'cause we got... The tool bowl! 223 00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:22,981 I will be serving as moderator and impartial judge. 224 00:14:22,982 --> 00:14:29,120 This will be simulcast on al's favorite station, the all-flannel channel. 225 00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:36,728 As impartial as I am, remarks like that could affect the judging. 226 00:14:36,729 --> 00:14:38,730 All right, let's meet the competition. 227 00:14:38,731 --> 00:14:41,666 The reigning tool champion of the universe: Me. 228 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:44,736 And the challenger: The new foreman for the k & b construction company. 229 00:14:44,737 --> 00:14:48,540 Let's give a big tool time welcome for les thompson. 230 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:49,941 (cheering and whooping) 231 00:14:51,777 --> 00:14:53,812 How's it goin' today, les? Just great. 232 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:57,482 Listen, I'd like to invite you both to a little party I'm having after the show 233 00:14:57,483 --> 00:15:00,051 To celebrate my... Upcoming victory. 234 00:15:00,052 --> 00:15:02,053 (snorts) 235 00:15:02,054 --> 00:15:04,823 I'd be careful saying stuff like that. 236 00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:07,091 I might just nail it up on the board for inspiration. 237 00:15:07,092 --> 00:15:09,260 I've seen your show, tim, and if you want it to stay up, 238 00:15:09,261 --> 00:15:11,897 Maybe you'd better have al nail it. 239 00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:14,198 (audience boos) 240 00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:17,836 Did I mention just how much I liked her? 241 00:15:17,837 --> 00:15:20,572 All right. Let's get to it. 242 00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:22,741 Les, since you are the challenger, 243 00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:25,744 You have the first choice of categories. 244 00:15:25,745 --> 00:15:29,014 I'll take "epoxy putties and liquid metals." 245 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,749 (musical tone) 246 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,851 Excellent choice. 247 00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:35,486 Heidi? 248 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:37,388 Thank you, heidi. You're welcome. 249 00:15:37,389 --> 00:15:42,627 "to repair a hydraulic ram, what type of epoxy putty would you use, and why?" 250 00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:49,568 I'd go with titanium, since it resists temperatures of 350° fahrenheit 251 00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:52,604 And has a compression strength of 18,000 psi. 252 00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:55,540 It also provides a nonrusting, machinable finish, 253 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:59,077 And features excellent resistance to a broad range of chemicals. 254 00:16:08,353 --> 00:16:11,756 Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm. 255 00:16:11,757 --> 00:16:14,960 It was an easy question, all right? 256 00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:19,564 All right, tim. Your question. Heidi? Thank you. 257 00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:25,169 "in a nonrusting aluminum epoxy, what are the percentages of aluminum and epoxy?" 258 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:28,707 Easy. Everyone knows that. 70% aluminum, 30% epoxy. 259 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:32,510 Actually, that's 80% aluminum and 20% epoxy. 260 00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:35,013 70%, 80%. What's the difference? 261 00:16:35,014 --> 00:16:36,715 One is right and one is wrong. 262 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,820 All right. Round one goes to... 263 00:16:41,821 --> 00:16:44,889 (♪ fanfare) les. 264 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,992 Yes! (applause) 265 00:16:46,993 --> 00:16:50,595 By the way, what type of food are you going to have at your victory party? 266 00:16:50,596 --> 00:16:53,098 Buffalo wings and three kinds of dipping sauces. 267 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:56,801 Buffalo wings? Ladies? Ladies, could we...? 268 00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:03,474 All right. Our next category - "you auto know." 269 00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:05,443 All right. 270 00:17:06,712 --> 00:17:08,780 Les, your question is, 271 00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:13,518 "you're building a '79 pontiac with a 151-cubic-inch, four-cylinder engine 272 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:16,087 "and you want to run roller tip rockers. 273 00:17:16,088 --> 00:17:18,123 "are the 151 rockers interchangeable with 274 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,591 The stock rockers on a small-block chevy?" 275 00:17:20,592 --> 00:17:23,361 That's a really tough question. 276 00:17:23,362 --> 00:17:26,631 (effeminately) well, if it's too tough for you, ms. Buffalo wings and three sauces... 277 00:17:26,632 --> 00:17:29,500 I can take that one. 278 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:31,803 Luckily I know more about cars than tools. 279 00:17:31,804 --> 00:17:33,437 Really? 280 00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:36,474 No, they're not interchangeable. 281 00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:40,745 The 151 rocker arm fulcrum-to-tip distance is greater than a small-block's, 282 00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:44,182 So it can't be used if you want to maintain acceptable valve train geometry. 283 00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:45,183 (bell pings) 284 00:17:45,184 --> 00:17:46,217 (cheering) 285 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:53,191 I'll also be having a cappuccino bar and assorted sorbets. 286 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,528 All right, tim, this is your question. 287 00:17:57,529 --> 00:18:00,198 Let's forget the rest of the questions and go right to the bonus round. 288 00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:02,366 What bonus round? 289 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:06,437 Winner take all. Heidi, the bonus board, please. 290 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:07,706 And what is that? 291 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:11,176 It's the tool bowl super bonus screw-off. 292 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,378 First person to screw those screws in takes the whole thing. 293 00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:17,015 I'm game. Great. 294 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:19,184 Heidi, my electric screwdrivers, please. 295 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:23,154 Here you are. Pick your weapon. 296 00:18:23,155 --> 00:18:25,790 Ooh, nice grip. All right. 297 00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:29,894 I'll just pick mine. Let's see. 298 00:18:29,895 --> 00:18:32,831 No, no. I'll just take this one down here. 299 00:18:32,832 --> 00:18:34,432 All right. 300 00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:38,369 Your electric screwdriver has a gas engine? 301 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,108 Got a problem with that, fella? 302 00:18:43,109 --> 00:18:45,043 Ok, go. 303 00:18:48,948 --> 00:18:53,218 (powerful motor sound) 304 00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,236 I'm done! I won! 305 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:17,742 All right! The champion and new tool world record holder! 306 00:19:22,714 --> 00:19:24,715 Come on. You're gonna love this. 307 00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:27,085 Honey, it is 6:00 in the morning. 308 00:19:27,086 --> 00:19:29,720 I was really kind of hoping that I could sleep late on mother's day. 309 00:19:29,721 --> 00:19:32,623 Well, I just finished your gift and I couldn't wait to show it to you. 310 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:33,658 Ok. 311 00:19:35,161 --> 00:19:38,096 Oh, my gosh! 312 00:19:38,097 --> 00:19:42,834 This is beautiful! 313 00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:46,704 Wait a minute! You said you were gonna make me an herb garden. 314 00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:50,541 Look around. I had the boys plant something special for you. 315 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,143 Basil! 316 00:19:52,144 --> 00:19:57,515 Basil, basil... And more basil. 317 00:19:57,516 --> 00:20:01,953 Well, I knew it was your favorite because I read between the lines. 318 00:20:01,954 --> 00:20:06,324 Tim, I told you that I liked basil. 319 00:20:06,325 --> 00:20:09,360 Which is how I'm able to read between the lines. 320 00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:13,865 Sit down. Oh. All right. 321 00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:20,805 Wow! This is really comfortable. 322 00:20:20,806 --> 00:20:26,811 Oh, honey, this is the best mother's day ever. 323 00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:34,385 And there's still so much of it left. 324 00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:36,154 Don't go to sleep. 325 00:20:36,155 --> 00:20:37,521 What's this over here? 326 00:20:39,624 --> 00:20:41,159 Those are randy's initials. 327 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,793 Mm-hm. 328 00:20:42,794 --> 00:20:44,795 And right back here are their measurements. 329 00:20:44,796 --> 00:20:48,499 You made this out of the old swing set! 330 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,135 What a great idea! 331 00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:55,473 But I thought that you said that you gave it to little pete, pete's son. 332 00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:58,642 I took it back. 333 00:20:58,643 --> 00:21:00,845 Hope you gave him something else. 334 00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,947 Don't worry about that kid. By the time he's done with me, 335 00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:05,884 I'll have an amusement park built in his backyard. 336 00:21:09,288 --> 00:21:12,857 I can't believe you did this. You are so brilliant. 337 00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:16,427 Well, I saw how upset you were when I gave away the swing set. 338 00:21:16,428 --> 00:21:19,931 I guess that seemed kind of silly, huh? No. 339 00:21:19,932 --> 00:21:23,968 I have a lot of memories locked up in this too, you know. 340 00:21:23,969 --> 00:21:26,938 Time goes by so fast. Yeah. 341 00:21:33,345 --> 00:21:36,680 Here's something I don't ever remember seeing before. 342 00:21:36,681 --> 00:21:39,384 "tim loves jill." when did you do that? 343 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,220 About 3:30 this morning. 344 00:21:43,488 --> 00:21:46,124 Happy mother's day. 345 00:21:55,034 --> 00:21:57,168 Here you go, mom. 346 00:21:57,169 --> 00:21:59,670 Basil omelet. Happy mother's day. 347 00:21:59,671 --> 00:22:03,441 That's so sweet of you, honey. Looks delicious. 348 00:22:03,442 --> 00:22:05,376 And mom, 349 00:22:05,377 --> 00:22:08,179 Don't forget your basil butter with your toast. 350 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:12,250 Basil butter. Well, that's original. 351 00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:13,952 If you think that's original, 352 00:22:13,953 --> 00:22:18,189 Wait till you taste your fresh-squeezed basil juice. 353 00:22:20,159 --> 00:22:21,492 We also made you coffee. 354 00:22:21,493 --> 00:22:23,794 Is it green? 355 00:22:25,264 --> 00:22:29,834 And for dessert, fresh-baked basil cream pie. 356 00:22:32,671 --> 00:22:35,006 I should've said I like diamonds. 357 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:44,148 Looks like anything would make him happy. Happy-go-lucky kid. 358 00:22:44,149 --> 00:22:45,683 No, pete, he's neither... 359 00:22:45,684 --> 00:22:49,487 You're not pete, are you? No. 360 00:22:49,488 --> 00:22:51,089 I'm pete. You'd be pete. 361 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:53,257 You'd be tim. I'd be tim. 362 00:22:53,258 --> 00:22:56,027 ...And has a compression strength of 18,000 psi 363 00:22:56,028 --> 00:22:58,129 It also provides a nonrustable... 364 00:22:58,130 --> 00:23:01,032 Machinable finish and... 365 00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:03,001 I'm going to have to start over. 366 00:23:08,507 --> 00:23:11,642 Psst! Hey, tim! Is the coast clear? 367 00:23:11,643 --> 00:23:15,980 Mom and I have the hot tub off the hot bed. (laughs) 368 00:23:17,449 --> 00:23:20,451 (men) kill him! Kill him! 369 00:23:23,588 --> 00:23:28,159 One line! One!