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Hey, folks. Don't you weep, don't you bawl.
Today we're working drywall.
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Right, all?
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You have to forgive Tim.
His sense of humor's a little off the drywall.
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We're gonna show you
how to tape your wallboard joints.
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That's right.
Taping technique is critical.
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An inferior job can result in
unsightly lumps and bulges.
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Kind of makes you wonder
who taped up Al.
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There are many mechanical tools
used in drywalling.
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l like to use
the Binford 61 00 wet-tape banjo.
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With the wet-tape banjo, you can apply
your tape and mixture in one swipe,
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and do a rendition of ''Oh, Susanna.''
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- # Oh, Susanna, oh, don't you cry for me
- (drumming)
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As you can see...
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# For l came from Alabama
with a banjo on my knee
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l've loaded my banjo with
quality premix compound,
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available at any hardware store.
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(energetic drumming continues)
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(drumming stops)
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You don't have to buy it premixed.
You can mix it yourself if you want.
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lt's three parts calcium carbonate,
two parts mica,
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a little Galliano, a little vodka,
you got a Harvey Dry Wallbanger.
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As l'm sure Tim realizes, if you are
going to mix your own compound,
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you have to be exactly sure
of its consistency.
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l'll put my banjo up against anybody's.
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Would that be a challenge, Tim?
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Get ready to duel, fool.
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Klaus!
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(guitar plays ri from ''Dueling Banjos'"))
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(banjo plays same ri
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(guitar plays next ri
from ''Dueling Banjos'"))
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(guitar plays same ri
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(guitar and banjo play ''Dueling Banjos'"))
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Dad, the hot rod looks really great.
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Yeah, thanks.
Except for one thing.
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l was staring it a little while yesterday.
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A little while?
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Eight hours. All right.
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What it needs is an original
'33 hood ornament. l'm waiting for...
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(phone rings)
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Yo! Could be it! Keep waxing.
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Deke!
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Oh, hi, Ashley.
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No. Brad's not here.
He's out buying you a big gift.
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Why'd you tell her that?
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l'm waiting for an emergency call for
a hood ornament. l want the lines clear.
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So now l have to buy Ashley a present.
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No. Now you have to buy Ashley
a big present.
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- (Tim) Hi, hon.
- (Jill mumbles)
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...beyond belief!
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Well, hi! Good day at work?
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Tim. l feel like l'm about to explode.
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Don't do it in here.
We just waxed.
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Remember l told you about that
big meeting l had with my boss today?
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l was expecting a raise and a promotion?
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She laid me off!
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- What?
- Yeah.
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l got two weeks' severance pay
and a farewell cake.
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Like a cake is gonna make me feel better.
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Well, did you bring the cake home?
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Did it have nuts on it?
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For your information,
it was a triple chocolate fudge.
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l was so depressed that l polished
the rest of it off in the car on the way home.
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Now, l need a little sensitivity and a...
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ThighMaster.
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Well, you came to
the house of sensitivity. Right, guys?
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ls this gonna affect my allowance?
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lt will now.
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Stay off the phone.
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What happened? Business bad there?
Did they lay everybody off?
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Oh, no, no. Just me.
They didn't lay off Becky.
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- The pretty one?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, the pretty one.
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The one with the Harvard degree
and the pair of Ph. double Ds.
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Yeah, bright girl. Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Jill, come on. Come on, come on.
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l'm sorry about your job.
l know what it meant to you. l really do.
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Hey, you want a shoulder to cry on?
Pick one.
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l gave them two years of my life.
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(phone rings)
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- Two years of total dedication.
- Yeah.
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The writers, the editors,
they all said that they liked me the best.
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- Yeah.
- l had such a nice desk.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Tim, l was talking to you.
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Hold on a second.
Maybe one of the kids got in an accident.
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- l thought that they were all home.
- Hold on.
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Most of the accidents
take place in the home.
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Hey. Hey, Deke? What are you doing?
Ah. Hold on a second.
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Thank God the kids are OK.
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Yes!
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Well, all right. OK.
Call me any time, day or night, l'm here.
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Thank you, buddy.
Thanks. Bye.
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Great news.
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Deke thinks he knows a guy that knows
a guy that could get my hood ornament.
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Yay, Deke.
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Come on! Deke's a great guy.
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He's got connections everywhere.
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Maybe he knows a guy who knows a guy
who could find me a job.
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We shouldn't bother him because now
he's looking for a hood ornament for me.
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- So, how you holding up?
- l'm OK, l guess. l don't know.
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Ever wake up in the morning
and feel like you just don't have a clue?
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Every day.
Wait. That's not normal?
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- Want some orange juice?
- Yeah, l'd love some.
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l stayed up half the night trying to figure
out what l should do. What should l do?
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The magazine business is so tough and
l don't know if l want to do that anymore,
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so you know what l've been thinking?
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lt's really a stupid idea.
Well, it may not be that stupid.
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l mean, people my age have done it, not
that much, but it's not that it's impossible.
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There's a lot to be said for it and a lot
to be said against it. What do you think?
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Well, l'm 50-50 on it myself.
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- What are you talking about?
- Oh...
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When l was in school,
l really liked psychology.
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l thought that
l might make a good therapist.
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Hm.
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As someone who's been in therapy forever,
l think you'd be great.
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And l blame my mother.
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l'm thinking about getting my master's,
then l could be a family counselor.
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You would be a natural
working with families.
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Well, after surviving this one,
l should get a Purple Heart.
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- Hi, Brad.
- Hey, Mom.
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What's this?
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Oh. That's a college catalogue
with watermelon seeds all over it.
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- l'm checking out colleges.
- Well, aren't l a little young?
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lt's for me.
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Well, then, aren't you way old?
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l'm never gonna
get my allowance back, am l?
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lt's not looking good.
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- Hey, Brad. Hi, hon.
- (both) Hi.
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l'm glad you're home.
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- You sound like you're in a better mood.
- Oh, yeah, l had a great day.
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What'd you do? Sit in bed all day,
stuff your face,
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talk to your girlfriends on the phone?
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ls that what you think
my idea of a great day is?
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Sorry.
That's my idea of a great day.
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Wait till you hear
what l'm thinking about doing.
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l want to go back to college.
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Are you gonna stay here or at the dorm?
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l'm thinking about getting
my master's in psychology.
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l'd have to take some undergrad courses,
but what do you think?
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah, l'm serious.
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Jill, a master's degree will take forever.
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lt's OK. l like school.
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Do you remember school?
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Homework, detention, being suspended,
sitting in the corner.
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- Tim, they don't do that in college.
- Oh, yeah?
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How much is this gonna cost?
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How much did the hot rod cost?
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How mu...
Cost is not the issue here.
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This is something that l want to do.
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l thought you liked journalism.
Don't you like being a researcher?
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l did. But now
l want to move in a new direction.
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l'm going through a major life change.
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The facial hair thing?
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- No, Tim.
- (gruly) Thank goodness for that.
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Do you remember when you quit
being a salesman to do Tool Time?
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lt was important to you and l was
very supportive. Do you remember that?
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l'd support you if you did something
that made sense.
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- Why don't you go to a trade school?
- Trade school?
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Six months,
you can be a turret lathe operator.
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l don't want to be a turret lathe operator.
l don't even know what that is.
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That's why you go to the school.
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- How about a certified arc welder?
- Are you insane?
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Diesel bus repair.
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l was excited about this idea.
l'm trying to have a serious conversation,
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and all you can do
is throw out idiotic suggestions.
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Why don't you just tell me
to go to clown college?
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They'd never take you.
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You're not funny enough
and your feet are too small.
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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- (audience) Tool Time!
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That's right. Binford Tools is proud to
present Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor. Whoo!
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(applause)
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Thank you, Heidi.
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Thank you, everybody. Welcome to
drywall week here on Tool Time
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l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor, and you
all know my assistant, Plump Al Stiltskin.
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(audience cheering)
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Thank you. Thank you.
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l'm wearing these stilts to show you a
handy way to put up drywall ceiling panels.
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After that, Al's gonna juggle
and bounce a big rubber ball on his nose.
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(hums circus music)
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We'll be working with a ten-foot ceiling
today so l have my stilts set to 36 inches.
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They're adjustable all the way to 48 inches.
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The stilts or your belt?
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The advantage of stilts when drywalling is
they do give you height, plus mobility.
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Each of these panels weighs 60lbs, so it's
always a good idea to have a good helper.
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Or, if you're in a bind... Tim.
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Now, if you don't happen to have
a drywall lift, like this here,
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you can hold up your panels with T-braces,
called ''deadmen.''
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Tim, show them
what a dead man looks like.
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This is all well and good
if you have a traditional ten-foot ceiling,
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but let's say l want to do
a remodel on the Sistine Chapel.
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Well, l don't think you'd be
their first choice as contractor.
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Stick with me here, OK?
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Guys, raise this up
to the Sistine Chapel level.
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Let's say you want to smooth out those
chubby cherubs with some wallboard
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but the stilts only go up to 48 inches.
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That's why l use these. Heidi?
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My pneumatic drywall stilts.
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- Pneumatic drywall stilts?
- ls there an echo in the building?
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- How high can they go?
- The sky's the limit.
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Want to go up, press this lever up.
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Third floor, lingerie.
Ding ding ding.
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- l'm very impressed, Tim.
- Watch this. l want to reverse the process,
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and go down to the bargain basement
where you picked up that shirt, press here.
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- Hey, Randy.
- Hey, Dad.
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- Great day today.
- Good Tool Time?
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Through the roof.
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Uh...
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- How's Mom?
- Not too bad. She finally stopped saying,
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''Boys, whatever you do,
don't turn out to be like your father.''
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OK. Well, this'll put her
right over the top.
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- Do flowers always work?
- Yep.
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Every time l get in trouble,
l just call Lou the florist.
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She gets mad at you so often, you must be
on some kind of ''frequent flower'' program.
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l'm not only a member,
l'm the club president.
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Bet you can't guess what l've got.
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Seven roses, 1 6 daisies, two tulips
and a couple of sprigs of baby's-breath.
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- Right on the money.
- That's amazing!
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lt's not that unusual.
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This is the 29th time l've gotten
that exact same bouquet of flowers.
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Lou the florist calls it
his ''Tim Taylor Foot-in-the-Mouth'' special.
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Don't knock it.
Because of this bouquet,
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Lou has been able to send his son
to a fabulous trade school.
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He's a turret lathe operator now.
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Well, at least you get flowers. Joe gives me
a string of sausage and a side of bacon.
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See how lucky you are?
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Joe screws up, a pig dies.
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Good luck, Tim. You'll need it.
Thanks for the basil.
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Tim,
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why did you give me these flowers? Was it
so that l wouldn't be mad at you anymore?
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Yes.
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lf you'd just given me the flowers
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to show me that you supported
my idea of going back to school,
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l would have been so happy about that.
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lsn't that amazing?
That's exactly why l bought them.
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l love our relationship.
We know what each other's thinking.
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Then you know what
l'm thinking right now?
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l think you're thinking
that l wasted... $ 2 7.95.
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Hey, Wilson.
Want some flowers?
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Why, Tim, what a neighborly gesture.
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lt'll cost you 35 bucks.
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lf l'm not mistaken, that is the $ 2 7.95
''Tim Taylor Foot-in-Your-Mouth'' special.
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Yeah.
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l tried to use them to say l'm sorry to Jill.
She didn't want them.
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She wants to go back to school
and was mad
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'cause she doesn't think
l'm being very supportive.
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Well, do you feel that you are?
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l guess that depends
on your definition of ''supportive.''
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l told her it was a stupid idea and she
probably couldn't get into clown college.
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l don't think that's
anyone's definition of supportive.
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Going back to school,
it's really a big deal to her.
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l couldn't wait to get out of college.
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And to be honest, the college
couldn't wait to get me out of there.
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- Wasn't it college where you met Jill?
- Yeah. lt wasn't easy.
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l was a motorhead and she hung out
with all the intellectuals.
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You know the type. Spend their days
thinking about the meaning of life
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when they could be figuring out how
to drink a keg of beer with no hands.
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l'm not looking forward to her
getting back in a group of eggheads -
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people who are always trying to prove how
smart they are by talking over your head.
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So, Tim, you're worried about Jill returning
to the world of academia.
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lt was a lot of work to get her
interested in me in college.
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Maybe she goes back and hangs out
with all those intellectual types,
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maybe she won't find me
that interesting again.
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Just because Jill grows doesn't mean
that she'll grow apart from you.
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No, no, no.
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Heck.
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What am l talking about?
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Why would she trade me in
for a new model
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when she got a V8 like me
sitting in the garage at home?
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(Wilson chuckles)
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- You are a classic.
- (grunts) Yeah.
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Jill. Don't expect me to help you
with your homework.
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What?
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When you go back to study psychology.
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Wait. You're OK with that?
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lf your dream is to work with nuts, you
should go back to the world of macadamia.
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You wanna go back and get your master's,
l totally support it.
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- You really mean that?
- Absolutely.
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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l'll take these now.
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You realize, with me studying
and being in school,
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that things are gonna change
a little bit around here.
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Hm. lf there's adjustments to be made
on the house, l'll make 'em.
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No. Forget about the adjustments.
Just be supportive.
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l'm so excited about going back to school!
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l get to buy a new three-ring binder
and knee-socks.
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l never told you this, but at school, l always
thought you were out of my league.
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l was.
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And l guess l was worried that you'd find a
new group of... brainiacs to hang out with.
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Well, maybe you'll come home to me,
l'll be kinda boring.
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(laughs)
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One thing about coming home to you, Tim,
it's never boring.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Have you ever wished that
you'd married somebody as smart as you?
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- You think l'm smarter than you?
- Yeah.
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Well, that just shows how smart you are.
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You didn't answer the question.
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Do l ever wish
that l married somebody else?
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Why would l wanna marry anybody else?
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You're funny,
you're sexy,
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creative, you take chances,
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and you're definitely not afraid to be wrong.
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l'm perfectly happy being married
to a man who thinks that
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PBS is something that
women get once a month.
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What l said was,
''Once a month is enough for PBS.
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''And way too much for the other thing.''
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- You'll never guess what l got in the box.
- Oh, the hood ornament.
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No. l had to miss the call.
Deke put me at the bottom of the list.
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Glad you weren't waiting for a liver.
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This is stuff for your first day at school.
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A three-ring binder
with your college sweetheart on it.
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Stop laughing,
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otherwise l won't give you a Tim Taylor
''More Power'' pencil sharpener.
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- Try it out.
- Let me see this.
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(motor starts)
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And my best piece...
your remote-control lunchbox.
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Press this.
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...to the bargain basement where you
bought that shirt, press this button here.
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l'm wearing these stilts to show viewers
a handy way to install ceiling panels.
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After that, just for the kids,
Al's gonna juggle a ball on his nose
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and sing ''Kumbaya.''