1 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:04,526 (whistles) 2 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:06,970 Now, that is a filthy spark plug. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,168 Yes, it is. And there are many ways to clean a dirty plug. 4 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:12,939 You can use a file, a wire brush... 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,277 Steel wool or Al's beard. 6 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:24,385 But if you want it really clean, we suggest using Binford's 61 00 Spark Plug Cleaner. 7 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,618 Very easy to use. Turn away, please, Al. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,254 Just shove sparky right in there. (high voice) ''No, no, no, no.'' 9 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,389 - Turn it on. - (machine whirs) 10 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,729 Blow it off. 11 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:38,567 Now, that is a spark plug that's clean. Clean enough to eat off of. 12 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:42,904 Be a small meal though, wouldn't it? Little piece of turkey. Pass the gravy, Al. 13 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:47,310 Once you've removed the buildup, it's always a good idea to recheck the gap. 14 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,907 OK. Perfect. Point zero three five. 15 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,748 You need a proper gap to get the proper spark. 16 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:59,486 How would you know? lt's been years since you've given off a proper spark. 17 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:05,259 As opposed to your sparks, which have caused millions of dollars in fire damage. 18 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,264 (hisses) 19 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,970 Now, a misfiring spark plug is easy to diagnose. 20 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:14,871 Bigger problems require taking the whole engine apart. 21 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:19,105 That can be a dirty, time-consuming job - though a heck of a lot of fun. 22 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:22,307 A heck and a half, especially if you do it buck naked. 23 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:28,487 There's another way to check what's going on in your engine - crawl inside and look. 24 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,182 Unbelievable as that may sound, 25 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:34,192 tomorrow, Tim and l are actually gonna shrink down and go inside this engine. 26 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:38,390 - And how are we gonna do that, Tim? - Our favorite place to buy shrink rays 27 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:41,298 had them on sale - Shrink Rays R Us. 28 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:44,302 lt's a small place, small staff, little cash registers... 29 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,031 - Tim. - ...little tiny people... 30 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,767 Tim. 31 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:51,738 We will now give you a demonstration of how the shrink ray works. 32 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,972 Care to be belittled? 33 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:57,978 That's my job, Tim. 34 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,452 (grunts) 35 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,027 Come on. Come on. 36 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,825 Hey! 37 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,803 - Well, it's a small world after all. - Ugh, please! 38 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,789 (Wilson) My, my, my. 39 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:24,759 We've got the leg on. What do you think of Dad's birthday present? 40 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,772 That is very impressive - a man made out of tools. 41 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:32,971 l think you boys have inherited your father's mechanical abilities. 42 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,877 Yes, indeedy. 43 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:40,514 Hey. Tin Man Tim's really starting to look like Dad. 44 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:44,921 Yep. He's even got a stomach full of beer and corn nuts. 45 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,589 Look what we used for the nose - needle-nose pliers. 46 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:53,029 Cool. What is that steel wool supposed to be? 47 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:56,401 Oh, that's his chest hair. 48 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:00,000 Save some for his back. 49 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:05,409 - Hey, what are you guys doing out here? - (boys) Nothing. 50 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:09,177 Making a gift for your handsome, talented, studly father? 51 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,911 No, they're making one for you. 52 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:13,549 Get in here. 53 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:18,080 l got the whole birthday mapped out. 6:00, you guys shower me with gifts. 54 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:21,593 Then you fix me the thickest, juiciest steak you can find, 55 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:25,654 baked potato, lots of butter, sour cream, season it with a little salt - 56 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,428 1 3 cups. 57 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:32,366 Then when the little velociraptors go to bed, 58 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,633 you and l retreat to our private love nest. 59 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:38,404 Oh, no. Not the garage again. 60 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:44,575 l made it better this year. l shellacked the workbench. 61 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:51,214 You shellacked the workbench last year and it didn't dry in time. 62 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,417 That's why you weren't moving. 63 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:04,369 Tim, you are almost 40. lsn't it time for you to celebrate a birthday in a bed? 64 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:09,431 l may be reaching the big 4-0, but l have the strength of a man half my age. 65 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,034 Does this feel like the body of a 20-year-old? 66 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:13,544 Stop. Don't. 67 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,672 Yeah. A 20-year-old who's deluded. 68 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,649 You're just jealous 'cause men age better than women. 69 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:22,279 Oh, really? Then how come ever since l went back to school, 70 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:26,587 these young college guys have been... hanging around me? 71 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,593 l don't know. 72 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:33,997 Maybe they're away from home for the first time and they miss their mommies. 73 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,302 - Does everybody know what time it is? - Tool Time! 74 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:46,073 Today, those minimechanics from Binford will actually go inside a troubled engine. 75 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,545 Are you guys in there? 76 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:56,383 - (Tim) ls this engine knocking, Al? - (Al) No, l think that's Heidi. 77 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,515 Hi, Heidi. 78 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:02,027 Welcome, everybody, to the inside of a Chevy small-block 350. 79 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:05,030 Al and l are standing inside of a Carter AFB carburetor. 80 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,896 - l love what you've done with the place. - Really? 81 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:11,130 l thought the throttle butterflies were a bit busy. 82 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,434 Oh, no. Not at all. 83 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:18,068 The problem with this engine is it has low compression in the number three cylinder. 84 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,510 - That's where we'll be headed. - That's right. 85 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,105 Now, traveling through an engine is dangerous. 86 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:26,879 So don't try this at home unless you too are four inches tall. 87 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:27,942 Right. 88 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,784 All right, Al. Are you ready? 89 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,325 - l'm ready. - (engine revs) 90 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:34,554 (both) Whee! 91 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,754 Whoa... aah! 92 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:40,864 Heidi, turn off the motor! 93 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:50,403 All right. When compression is the problem, 94 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:53,570 what you wanna look for is a worn piston or cylinder wall. 95 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:56,672 A good indication of that would be piston slap. 96 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:01,118 You don't wanna slap any Detroit Pistons because they slap back. 97 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,122 Well, the piston and cylinder wall look fine. 98 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:07,819 The next thing you wanna look at is burnt exhaust valve. 99 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:11,386 There's your problem, mister. That exhaust valve is burnt to a crisp. 100 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,763 Yes, it is. Well, now that we've found the problem, 101 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:18,895 what we need to do now is replace that burnt valve and rebuild the cylinder heads. 102 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,962 And that could be an awfully big job. 103 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:25,443 lt takes a big man to admit he's too small for a big job on a small-block engine. 104 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,979 Well, l couldn't have said it better myself. 105 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:31,483 l'm not sure you could have said it, Al. 106 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,416 All right, Heidi. 107 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,511 Start the motor. 108 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,749 And bring us home. 109 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:41,849 Whoa! 110 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,397 OK, Heidi, make us big again. 111 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:55,237 Well, it's good to be full-sized tool men once again. Right, Al? 112 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,209 - (Al) Tim! Tim! - Al? 113 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,768 Tim. Tim, l'm down here! 114 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,644 - Al. - Whoa! 115 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:05,642 Hey. 116 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,345 Help me! 117 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,583 Guess that reverse shrinking ray doesn't work on everybody. 118 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,647 So on your way out tonight, 119 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:16,889 if you step on something flannel and squishy and real little, it could be Al. 120 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,897 Tim! Do something! 121 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,670 - Hey, Felix. - Hey, Timmy. How are you doing? 122 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:27,035 - Hey, Tim. - Harry. 123 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,336 - Hey, Benny. Good to see you. - Timmy. 124 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:33,172 - Ever get that metal sliver out of your eye? - l took your advice. 125 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,214 l used a magnet. 126 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,748 - How's business? - lt's great now that you're here. 127 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:41,412 - l'm in a buying mood today. - All right. 128 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:45,956 Pro hacksaw. l need a saw blade. 129 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:50,052 And - what the heck? - a round of screwdrivers for everybody. 130 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,256 Hey! Thanks, Timmy. 131 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:56,427 - How's your plumbing business going? - Oh, never a dull moment. 132 00:08:56,502 --> 00:09:00,598 You wouldn't believe what l found in a stopped-up toilet. 133 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,608 - lt was the size of a house cat. - (both) Ugh. 134 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,545 Actually, it was a house cat. 135 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,011 What else can l get for you, Tim? Nuts? Bolts? 136 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:17,317 No, thanks. l am looking for needle-nose pliers. Mine are missing. 137 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,882 That's funny. This morning l couldn't find my pipe wrench. 138 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:25,727 lf this keeps up, l'm organizing a neighborhood tool watch. 139 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,697 Drop-forged chrome steel, cushioned grip. These any good? 140 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:34,570 Oh, yeah. And l got a special on 'em - buy a dozen, get one free. 141 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,378 Who needs a dozen of these, you know? 142 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,745 l can't pass up a freebie like that. 143 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,943 l love this guy. 144 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,453 Hey, Tim. 145 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,855 - Have some jerky. - All right. 146 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,917 ''Tubby John's Jerky.'' Take a stick, guys. Felix? 147 00:09:55,995 --> 00:10:00,591 None for me, Tim. My doctor got me on a low-fat diet. 148 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,827 Just started, huh? 149 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:10,002 My father ate this stuff every day of his life and he lived to be 90. 150 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:13,136 All l know is that fatty stuff will clog up your hoses. 151 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,736 - Oh, come on, Felix. - Yeah. 152 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:18,045 Aw, if you're a real man, you can eat whatever you want. 153 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,314 lt's like they say - fat builds muscle. 154 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,450 - Who says? - Tubby John. 155 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:29,517 Right next to the warning by the Surgeon General. 156 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:34,396 Benny's right. l eat this stuff all the time, and l'm as fit as when l was in the service. 157 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,994 l heard the only service you got into was the postal service. 158 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:41,733 l heard you had a rough battle with a poodle on your route. 159 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:46,267 OK. l happen to have been in the Marines. You guys know that. 160 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,643 And we used to do push-ups on our fists. 161 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,877 Hey, check this out. Count how many l can do in a minute. Ready? 162 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:55,944 One, two, three, four, five... 163 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,351 That all you can do? Five? 164 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,091 You act like you're having a heart attack. 165 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,461 l think l might be. 166 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,993 (Felix) Take it easy. 167 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:14,233 - Hi, honey. - Oh. 168 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:20,711 Look what l got for you - the thickest slab o' beef in all Detroit and your seasoning. 169 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:24,443 Cancel the steak, the seasoning, and, as much as l don't wanna say it, 170 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,009 cancel our shellac party in the garage. 171 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:32,513 - What are you talking about? - Harry had a heart attack. 172 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,821 Harry the hardware store guy? 173 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,192 He's OK, though. lt was a minor heart attack. 174 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,754 lt was like a wake-up call for me. 175 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:44,701 l could've been the guy on the floor getting mouth-to-mouth by a 250-pound plumber. 176 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,567 - You? - Yeah. 177 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,937 Harry and l go way back. He's in great shape. 178 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,306 l played high school football with this guy. 179 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,278 l thought you were the team towel boy. 180 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,814 l'm trying to make a point here. 181 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:02,578 l gotta eat better. The doctor said 40-year-old men should take better care. 182 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,486 He called me middle-aged. 183 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:10,928 You are not middle-aged. You're barely 40, and, as l recall this morning, you were 20. 184 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,692 And look how time flies. 185 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:17,725 l wake up 20, by noon l'm 40. At dinner l'm dead. 186 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,600 By tomorrow morning l'll be remarried. 187 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:28,637 - You get carried away, don't you think? - No, l don't think. l'm not a kid anymore. 188 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:32,172 Tim, look at you. You're in great shape. You have incredible energy - 189 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:35,448 sometimes too much energy - you are not gonna have a heart attack. 190 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,921 Maybe not, but other things could kill me. 191 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,288 Tell me, what is this ugly lump on my neck? 192 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,520 Your head. 193 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:52,398 Can't anyone have a conversation without somebody being sarcastic? 194 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,632 Tim, it is a pimple. 195 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:59,872 This is not a pimple. This is fibrous. There's cords attached, things happening. 196 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,778 You're right. lt is serious. They should make a movie - 197 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:06,284 Indiana Tim and the Pimple of Doom 198 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:13,523 - OK, make your stupid jokes. - OK. Two pimples walk into a bar... 199 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,026 l'm not laughing. Tomorrow, l'm calling every doctor l know. 200 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:22,534 Cardiologists, radiologists, anesthesiologists, orthopedic... 201 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:25,536 Tim, stop acting like your life is gonna come to an end. 202 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,799 End, end, end. Good. Proctologist. 203 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,167 - What are you doing? - What does it look like l'm doing? 204 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,225 Losing your mind. 205 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,635 What does that thing look like right there? 206 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:03,698 lt's a pimple. The whole seventh grade is covered with them. 207 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,869 Maybe you're right. 208 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:11,816 Although, from this angle, it does kinda look like a boil. 209 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,223 - Here are the candles. That looks good. - Hey, Mom. 210 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,452 - Hey. - (Brad snis) 211 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,825 What's that smell? 212 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,195 lt's your father's birthday dinner, thank you very much. 213 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:32,260 lt usually doesn't smell that bad till an hour after he eats. 214 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,204 lt's cauliflower. Would you guys set the table? 215 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:43,977 Your dad wants to eat healthier, so l'm making steamed vegetables, rice, chicken, 216 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,517 and birthday watermelon for dessert. 217 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:51,215 Just because Dad thinks he's dying, why do we have to suffer? 218 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,724 Dad isn't really gonna die, is he? 219 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:57,592 No, honey. He's probably gonna live forever. 220 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:03,329 He's already survived fire, electrocution and crashing through a Porta Potti. 221 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:07,896 - Then why is he so worried? - Honey, your father will get through this. 222 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,807 You know, all guys go a little off the deep end when they hit 40. 223 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:16,075 They get insecure, they obsess about every gray hair. 224 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:34,428 And pimples in places l don't even wanna know about. 225 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,308 Hi, Wilson. 226 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,942 Howdy, neighbor. Working on a flush? 227 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,283 - What? - l see you're holding a pair of spades. 228 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,585 Oh, l kill myself. 229 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,160 l feel like my body's falling apart. 230 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,457 Really? Seems to me you've always been in excellent health. 231 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,502 l was till Hardware Harry turned into Heart Attack Harry. 232 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,265 Oh, yes, indeed. l heard about that. 233 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,775 - Hmm. How's he doing, Tim? - Oh, he's just fine. 234 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,801 l don't know about me, though. This really affected me, Wilson. 235 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:25,680 l can understand your reaction. 1 5 years ago, l was affected by a similar event. 236 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,585 - Someone close to you had a heart attack? - Oh, yes. Someone very close. 237 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,247 Me. 238 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,885 What? 239 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,451 You never told me you had a heart attack. What happened? 240 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:40,225 An acute thrombus occluded my myocardial artery, 241 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,735 which was already partially obstructed by sclerotic plaque. 242 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,236 Were you not eating right or not exercising? 243 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:49,866 No. Even before my heart attack, l enjoyed the same lifestyle as l do now. 244 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,878 l ate well, got plenty of rest, l exercised regularly. 245 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:58,349 - What about stress? - Didn't have any. You hadn't moved in yet. 246 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,917 What did you do? lf it happened to me, l wouldn't be able to get out of bed. 247 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:08,483 For a long while there, Tim, l couldn't. l refused to take any risks. 248 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:12,223 l even canceled my long-awaited trek up Mount Kilimanjaro. 249 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:17,291 That was a good choice. You don't wanna climb anything starting with ''kill a man.'' 250 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:22,500 Actually, Tim, after a while l did go, and it was one of the highlights of my life. 251 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,667 What made you change your mind? 252 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,268 l realized how lucky l was. 253 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,440 My heart attack didn't kill me, so why act like it did? 254 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,677 (grunts) Well, well, well... 255 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,818 The Roman rhetorician Seneca once said: 256 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,383 ''lf we let things terrify us, then life is not worth living.'' 257 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:45,230 Shouldn't make a mountain out of a... pimple. 258 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:49,927 Or any kind of epidermal oddity. Happy birthday, Tim. 259 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,799 Thanks, Wilson. 260 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,070 Jill. 261 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,978 Did you know that Wilson had a heart attack 1 5 years ago? 262 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:06,575 He did? Oh, no. You're not gonna get all crazy about that now, are you? 263 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,746 No. He's OK with it and so am l. 264 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:14,088 Apparently, he listened to an old Rotary named Sonoco. 265 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:20,999 He said, ''Life isn't worth living if you have to pay for electricity while you're in Rome.'' 266 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:28,167 ls it worth living if you're a tool man? 267 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,074 l overreacted with Harry. He's not me and l do take care of myself. 268 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,544 Which is probably why you teased me so much. 269 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:40,347 Well, to tell you the truth, that crack about Pimple of Doom was a little mean-spirited. 270 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,580 But funny. 271 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,915 You're starting to act like me. When in doubt, go for the joke. 272 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:52,089 Well, it is a good way to deal with things that are uncomfortable. 273 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:56,123 l didn't like hearing you talk about not being around. 274 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,726 Oh, so you like having me around? 275 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,567 Well... 276 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,231 let's put it this way. 277 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:07,768 l put so much hard work into you, l'd like to enjoy the fruits of my labor. 278 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,120 - Enjoy that? - Very fruity. 279 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,087 Oh, oh. l have some news that you will enjoy. 280 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,427 - Your medical team called. - Let me see. 281 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,400 And reported the following. No, no, no. l wanna read it. 282 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,960 Your cholesterol is low. 283 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,768 Blood pressure perfect. 284 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,834 You have the heart rate of a marathon runner. 285 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,506 Your pimple is a pimple. 286 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,141 And you are not pregnant. 287 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,415 l was so hopeful. 288 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,059 That's good news. l'm a lucky guy. 289 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,222 - Got three great kids. - And a great wife. 290 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:03,200 And a great wife. And a great hot rod. 291 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:06,169 l never thought l'd ever have a hot rod that beautiful... 292 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,638 Let's get back to that wife thing, OK? 293 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,937 - And my wife. - Yeah, your wife. 294 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,477 l'm glad l turned 40 with you. 295 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,013 And l'll be glad when l turn 80 with you. 296 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,845 'Cause by then the boys will be gone. 297 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,744 And we can go out to the garage any time we want. 298 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:29,589 Except by then we'll need jumper cables to get started. 299 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,204 Are you still gonna kiss like that when you're 80? 300 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,268 lt'll be better. 301 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,338 Won't have my teeth to get in the way. 302 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,683 Hey! 303 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,224 Hey! 304 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,624 This is a guy made out of tools. Look at this. 305 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:06,755 - Yeah, it's a tool man for the tool man. - And we made it all by ourselves. 306 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,733 - This is wonderful. Look at what they did. - Check this out. 307 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,598 Hey! 308 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,331 Beer and corn nuts. 309 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,901 Needle-nose pliers. 310 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,671 These are my tools. 311 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:23,545 Well, you always say, ''When it comes to tools, use the best.'' 312 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:28,284 This is great, guys. This is really great. 313 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:31,117 Honey, it will take a lot to top this. 314 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:34,215 l think l'm up to the challenge. 315 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,558 - Are you over your fear of death? - Yes. 316 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,792 - You wanna live life to its fullest? - Uh-huh. 317 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,134 What is the one thing that you have always wanted? 318 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,399 (grunts) 319 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,842 - You didn't? - l did. 320 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,935 Oh. Oh. 321 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,712 (grunts) 322 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,476 (man) Stand by. stand by Pull 323 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:13,658 (Tim) xcuse me. Captain Does this look like a pimple to you? 324 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,060 l'm trying to make a point here. 325 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:25,573 l gotta eat better. The doctor said 40-year-old men should take better care. 326 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:29,510 l just have no idea what to say. 327 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:30,309 Middle-aged. 328 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:35,081 l gotta start eating better. The doctor said 40-year-olds... 329 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:39,648 l could see the wheels coming off. Coming off there. 330 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,452 (Jill laughs) 331 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,226 OK, l'm sorry. l'm sorry.