1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:01,793 (# ''The Victors'")) 2 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,876 Did l get any beer on you? Sorry, lady. Hey! 3 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:19,283 lt's autumn. The leaves are changing. The weather's changing. Brr. 4 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:23,584 The only thing that's not changing is Al's personality. 5 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:27,990 My fan mail, which incidentally exceeds yours by ten to one, 6 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:31,030 indicates that people like me just about the way l am. 7 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,258 (cheering) 8 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:38,930 Ten to one, Al, huh? Ten to one. 9 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:42,304 Your mom must be getting writer's cramp. 10 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:48,436 OK, it's autumn. What else is it time for, Al? 11 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:52,849 lt's time for Halloween, when you try to scare me with one of your childish tricks 12 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:57,515 l don't have time for that. Today, we're talking about backyard refuse. 13 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:01,617 So l don't have to worry about some bloody body part popping out at me? 14 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,753 Not unless it's yours. 15 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,694 Thank you, Tim. Well, mulching is the quickest and most effective way 16 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:12,534 to deal with those piles of leaves and twigs that clutter up your yard. 17 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:17,804 Not to mention you get to crank up a noisy machine and grind up stuff. 18 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,708 Depending on your mulcher, 19 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:23,476 you can throw in just about anything your yard will grow. 20 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,541 (starts engine) 21 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,609 Leaves. 22 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,548 Twigs. 23 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:40,129 Or how about Al's paycheck? 24 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:48,541 Then you get to the bigger stuff. Patio furniture, canoes, old doors. 25 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,701 Your entire deck can go in here. 26 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:54,645 That's exactly what you don't want to put in your mulcher. lt could clog it up. 27 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:57,512 That's right. That's why we have this other mulcher 28 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:00,417 to show you what happens when you get a clogged-up beater bar. 29 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:03,081 Now, when you clear out the beater bar, 30 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:06,023 you wanna make sure the whole unit's shut off because... 31 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:07,889 (both) Safety first. 32 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,987 That's right. Now, you can just clear away the refuse here, 33 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,658 get down into the beater bar... 34 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,839 Happy Halloween, Al. 35 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,056 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Al. 36 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:18,393 - Hey, Harry. How are you feeling? - Good as new. 37 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:22,230 My doctor said the best thing to do is surround yourself with loved ones. 38 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,635 So you left your wife at home and came down to the hardware store. 39 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,469 - (laughs) You got it. - Hey, Benny. 40 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:31,009 You are always here. l thought you had a new job. 41 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:34,103 - l decided to leave that position. - He was fired. 42 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,149 Which made it easy for me to leave. 43 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,208 l got your note. What's the problem? 44 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,879 Oh, the opportunity of a lifetime. 45 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,924 How would you like to be part owner of Harry's Hardware? 46 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,152 (grunts) 47 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,819 - Me? Really? - Yeah. 48 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:55,129 lt's a dream come true. Have l died and gone to heaven? 49 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,699 so for $1 5,000 you could be my silent partner. 50 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:06,370 Hey. How come you didn't ask me? 51 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,805 What? 52 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,410 How come you didn't ask me? 53 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:17,650 Benny, you gotta have some money. 54 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,453 Oh, yeah. Money. 55 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,955 What about me? l have money. 56 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:28,467 But you gotta be willing to withdraw it from your mattress, Al. 57 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:31,435 - lt's not in my mattress. - Oh, cut it out. 58 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,029 Wait. You're saying you're interested, Al? 59 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,768 Well, yeah. 60 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:39,903 l mean, $1 5,000, that's... that's a lot of money, 61 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,879 but on the other hand, 62 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,349 it's always been a dream of mine to own a hardware store. 63 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:49,616 lt's been a dream of yours to walk around your mom without taking a rest stop. 64 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,453 (Benny and Harry laughing) 65 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,220 l'm just kidding, Al. 66 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,966 Boo! 67 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:15,907 Did you guys do something different to your hair? 68 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,951 See? l told you you weren't ugly enough to scare anybody. 69 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:22,510 You're totally ugly. l'm just used to you. 70 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:27,518 Mom, you think l have a chance at winning the costume contest? 71 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:30,027 l don't have enough brains oozing out of my head. 72 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:33,998 l didn't know you had any brains in your head. 73 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,535 What if l made you look like you're really dead? 74 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:40,971 Boys, boys, just relax. l think Mark's gonna win the contest anyway. 75 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,440 Mark? (scos) No way. 76 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,867 Well? 77 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:57,646 Well, if he's Al, l guess that makes you Al's mom? 78 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,786 l don't think so, Brad. 79 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:07,765 - Y'ello! Happy Halloween. Boo. - (Jill) Hi. 80 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,496 Boy, Al. You gotta stay outta the dryer. 81 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,136 - Looking good, guys. Looking good. - Guys, go wash up. 82 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:19,144 Brad, don't forget to wash behind your brains. 83 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:24,177 Well, l got the goodies for the kids and l got a little something special for you 84 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,308 What? 85 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,412 (gasps) Chocolate-covered marshmallow pumpkins? 86 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,014 Where did you find them? 87 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:34,423 Little candy store in Windsor. 88 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,691 You drove to Canada to get me these? 89 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:43,600 Aw, shucks. l'd drive to Europe if it would put a little smile on your face. 90 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,539 What do you want? 91 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:52,808 lt's like this. You know how me buying that put a little smile on your face? 92 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:56,337 There's something l'd like to buy that would put a smile on my face. 93 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,442 - What would that be? - A hardware store. 94 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,948 Take the candy back to Canada. 95 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:12,493 And while you're in Canada you can file for citizenship. 96 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,396 This is a surefire investment. 97 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,561 You said that when you invested all our money in the hot rod. 98 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:22,301 Wait a minute. That hot rod has gained value every single day. 99 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,003 Great. Then sell the hot rod and buy a hardware store. 100 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:28,240 - l am not selling the hot rod. (grunts) - (doorbell rings) 101 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,340 - After this is over, we're talking about th - No way! 102 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:34,250 - Al and llene, hi! - l hope we're not intruding. 103 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:38,222 We were on our way to the Sunday early bird special at Corky's Coffee Shop. 104 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,250 We've done it every Sunday since we met. We get the same table, Al gets meat loaf, 105 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:46,788 l get the chicken cutlet and halfway through the meal we switch. 106 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,494 God, and they say romance is dead. 107 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:55,571 - You guys want a drink? - We get unlimited coffee with the special. 108 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,802 - What's up? - l stopped by to find out, 109 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:00,744 are you going to invest in Harry's Hardware? 110 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,111 - lt's a possibility. - Out of the question. 111 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,377 - We're discussing it. - Over my dead body. 112 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:08,284 She's on the fence. 113 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:11,619 Because if you don't invest, l will. 114 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:17,024 The last time you parted with money you jumped in the wishing well to get it back. 115 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:21,692 l'll have you know that l once owned and operated a successful business venture. 116 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,099 Did you really? l had no idea. 117 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:28,197 - Neither did l. - Little Al's Lemonade Stand. 118 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,401 My slogan was: 119 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:34,412 ''When it comes to lemons, l'm your main squeeze.'' 120 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,777 Al. 121 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,544 Even as a little boy you were so clever. 122 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:42,486 Well, we're just clevered out with you, Al, we really are, but... 123 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:47,015 Jill and l still need a little time to talk about putting money into this hardware. 124 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,323 Time's up. 125 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:52,330 Congratulations, Al. You got yourself a hardware store. 126 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,929 - Hey, Al. - Good morning, Benny. 127 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,130 - Harry. Oh, hi, Tim. - Hello, Al. 128 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,663 Oh, there he is. How's my new silent partner? 129 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:07,202 Well, Harry, l'm filled with a renewed sense of who Al Borland is 130 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,841 and who he has the potential to blossom into. 131 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,845 Sorry l asked. 132 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:19,247 So, the old lemonade tycoon. What are you doing? Checking up on your investment? 133 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,624 Nah. No, no, no. Harry doesn't need me to help him run this place. 134 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,061 Just, uh, pretend like l'm not here. 135 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,395 Comes naturally to me, Al. 136 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,131 What's that? 137 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:36,868 l thought l'd keep the freeloaders from coming in here and drinking all our coffee. 138 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,343 Good idea. 139 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:44,409 Benny, l believe the freeloaders he's talking about is you. 140 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,747 Get outta here. 141 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:51,279 l'm just saying that to be fair, everybody should pay 50 cents for their coffee. 142 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,881 Al, 143 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,950 lighten up. 144 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,796 Hey, l'm no freeloader. 145 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,525 l'll buy my own coffee. 146 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,865 - Harry, can l bum 50 cents? - Sure thing. 147 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,332 - Here you go, Benny. - Here you go, Al. 148 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,897 - Here you go, Harry. - Thanks, Al. 149 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:20,585 Well, financial moves like that, you'll be bankrupt in a week. 150 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:25,784 But you could throw yourself a benefit concert - ''Lemon Aid.'' 151 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:32,795 Yes. lf you're just getting leaves out of yo gutters, all you need is these extensions. 152 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,060 l recommend these T4-70 series. 153 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,295 l'll take two of them. What's it gonna cost? 154 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,669 Oh, for you? You're my best customer. l'll tell you what. 155 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:44,870 Give me a couple of tickets to Tool Time and l'll give 'em to you at cost. 156 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,344 l'll give you two on the aisle. 157 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,574 Uh, Harry, can, um... 158 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:55,552 - Can we have a little business meeting? - Sure. Step into my office. 159 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,953 OK, what is it? 160 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:05,196 Well, l'm just thinking that, um, if we sell everything at cost, we won't make a profit. 161 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:09,098 Well, l'm just saying that if we give Tim a discount, where does it stop? 162 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:12,262 Your relatives? My relatives? 163 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,203 Benny? 164 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:18,300 You don't have to worry about me. l never buy anything. 165 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:21,244 Al, um... Excuse me, Al, but... 166 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,578 l spend more here in a month than most people do in a year. 167 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:29,383 - Well, Tim, business is business. - Maybe l'll take my business elsewhere. 168 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:34,017 Al, you trying to give me another heart attack? Let's give him the discount. 169 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:39,360 Harry, l didn't make a killing at Little Al' Lemonade Stand by slashing my prices. 170 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:46,695 and Tim gets a discount. 171 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:50,333 Thank you, Big Harry. Sorry, Little Al. 172 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,077 - Does everybody know what time it is? - Tool Time ! 173 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:04,055 That's right. Here is the star of the show, Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor! Whoo-hoo! 174 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,818 (cheering) 175 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:11,020 Thank you, everybody. Thank you, Heidi. 176 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,464 And welcome to Tool Time l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor, 177 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:19,800 and you all know my assistant Al ''The Living Lemon'' Borland. 178 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:24,002 Today, we're gonna show you how to hang a picture on a hollow wall. 179 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,203 ''Hollo,'' wall. 180 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:29,975 You're such a stud. (fake laugh) 181 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:35,988 Let's say we're Al scampering around our apartment putting up our favorite picture. 182 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,853 There we go. Now, when this hap... 183 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,586 The reason that this happened is because the hollow wall 184 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,927 is not strong enough to support the weight. 185 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:50,662 For that you need a wall anchor. There are many types of wall anchors. 186 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:54,763 Right. You got your hollow wall anchor, plastic anchor, sleeve anchor, 187 00:12:54,840 --> 00:13:00,244 and if you're in that easy-listening mood l'd go with Paul Anka. 188 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,872 Your choice depends on the weight of your picture. 189 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,610 Available at any local hardware store. 190 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:12,680 That's right. l like to buy mine at Harry's Hardware. 191 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:17,127 Third, near Main and Royal Oak. Tell them that Al sent you. 192 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:21,826 We'll be back with more of Al's commercial after a few words from our show 193 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:27,897 All right. Now, for this particular anchor what you wanna do is first drill a hole, 194 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,534 then you want to set your anchor with your hammer. 195 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:36,047 All right. Quickly use a screw. Screw it in like that. 196 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:39,812 - (driver whines) - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 197 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,481 Then we're ready to hang a magnificent piece of art. 198 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,388 Ahh. 199 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,731 lsn't it beautiful? Mona Borland 200 00:13:54,667 --> 00:14:00,333 Now, you've all heard of Monet. This is what we call a ''Don't waste your Monet.'' 201 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,703 - lt's funny. - Well, if you wanna save some Monet, 202 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,972 shop at Harry's Hardware. 203 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,482 Our prices are unbeatable and for our Spanish-speaking customers 204 00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,575 se habla espaol 205 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,119 Alberto? 206 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,677 Uno momento 207 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:20,657 l wanna say that at Harry's Hardware, Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor shops there. 208 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:25,527 - Tell 'em how you're wild about Harry's. - Wild. lt's you l'm not that crazy about. 209 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:30,763 We'll be right back after a few messages from Binford Tools, our real sponsor. 210 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:37,903 Are you outta your mind? You can't plug Harry's Hardware on Tool Time 211 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,138 This isn't your own personal forum, Al. 212 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,773 What? You use this show as your own personal forum all the time. 213 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:47,615 Are you telling me when l have something important l can't use this show? 214 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,813 Bingo. 215 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,760 You know what you are? You're a mean, selfish son of a gun. 216 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,422 You're jealous because l have something you don't. 217 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:01,193 What? A beard and 50 extra pounds? 218 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:08,829 You look just like your father when l first told him l was pregnant. 219 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,207 Now, now, this is really scary now. l like the big hair. 220 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,143 Quit picking at my face. 221 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:18,843 No member of my family's going out of this house with a loose scab. 222 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,284 lt's the way all the kids are wearing 'em. 223 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,014 Oh, well! 224 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,023 So, Mom, how do my brains look? 225 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,151 E! Very cerebral. 226 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:33,988 Mom, Dad, look what Al gave me to add to my costume. 227 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:41,200 - He's got my kid advertising for Harry's. - (car horn) 228 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,003 - That's our ride. Gotta go. - Have a good time, guys. 229 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,636 And be careful out there. 230 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:52,548 Well, Tim, for the first time in 1 3 years you and l are alone together on Halloween. 231 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:58,955 All we gotta do is turn the lights down low, get naked and scare each other to death. 232 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:04,323 Just tell me you don't have ''Harry's Hardware'' printed on your bra. 233 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,920 (doorbell rings) 234 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,161 After l get rid of these trick-or-treaters you can find out. 235 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,168 (Tim grunts) 236 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,503 - llene. - l'm sorry to barge in like this, 237 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,599 but l am really upset with Al. 238 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,239 So you wore that outfit to get back at him? 239 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:26,811 This is my costume for the Halloween party at the Putt-Putt Panorama. 240 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,682 Do you think it's too loud? 241 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,745 Oh, no, no, no. 242 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:35,192 What was the question? l couldn't hear it over your outfit. 243 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:39,094 Al and l were supposed to go miniature golfing, but at the last minute he canceled. 244 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,655 He's still at that stupid hardware store. 245 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,636 Don't worry. This is all new to Al now, but he'll calm down in a couple of days. 246 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:49,470 l don't think so. He's canceled our date for tomorrow so he can work, 247 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,009 the night after that, and the night after that. 248 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,977 Tim, l think you should talk to him. 249 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:57,812 He won't listen to me either. He called me a selfish SOG. 250 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,942 - What's an SOG? - ''Son of a gun.'' 251 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,455 When Al gets mad, he's a real potty mouth. 252 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:10,291 Please, Tim. Al's looking at the hardware store the way he used to look at me. 253 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,990 Been there. 254 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,661 Still there. 255 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,832 Going there. 256 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,307 l think you'll be very happy with the halogen. 257 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,813 What are you gonna be using it for, Wilson? 258 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:33,244 Well, Al, a few of my friends are celebrating the Mexican Halloween, 259 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,809 Da de los Muertos 260 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,688 - ''Day of the Dead''? - Very good, Al. 261 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:43,023 At Harry's Hardware se habla espaol 262 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:48,830 Well, in that case, cmo van las cosas con su nuevo negocio? 263 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,428 Se habla espaol not so good-o. 264 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,601 l asked how are you enjoying being a new businessman? 265 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,907 Oh, muy bien And this is just the beginning. 266 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,539 Once l learn the ropes, l will break free from Harry's 267 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,674 and open my own chain of hardware stores. 268 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:10,313 ln fact, l stayed up all night thinking up a name for it. What do you think of this? 269 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,619 Al's Hardware. 270 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,759 That's very evocative. 271 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:18,160 lf all goes according to plan l'll double my money in five years. 272 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:22,826 That's an admirable goal, Al, but l remind you that the humorist Kin Hubbard said: 273 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:27,998 ''to safely double your money, fold it over once and put it in your pocket. 274 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,700 Well, speaking of double, it's double value days here at Harry's. 275 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,874 You buy another flashlight, l'll throw in the batteries for free. 276 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,883 l don't think so, Al. 277 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,443 All right. Well, then, that's $39.95 with tax. 278 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,682 There you go. 279 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:50,050 - Thank you. And there you go. - All right. And good luck, Al. 280 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,293 Speaking of luck, next week is lucky dollar day right here at Harry's. 281 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,424 Mm-hm. 282 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,231 Nice bag o' bones, buddy. 283 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,328 Why, thank you, neighbor Tim. 284 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,396 Wilson? 285 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,772 What are you doing here, Tim? 286 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,540 Well, Al, l'm trying to save a relationship. 287 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:13,381 l'm moved that you want to apologize. But l'm not gonna give you a discount. 288 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:17,821 - l'm talking about you and llene. - Well, l can't give her a discount either. 289 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,790 Al... 290 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:23,726 She's sitting in our house. She's really upset that you canceled this date. 291 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:28,732 Well, she's... She's just gonna have to understand that l own a business now. 292 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,200 l have a whole new set of responsibilities. 293 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,299 But Harry doesn't see the big picture. 294 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:43,314 l'm breaking in a whole new market - the after-hours hardware crowd. 295 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,681 Al, l am the after-hours hardware crowd. 296 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,743 And that's why l'm working so hard. 297 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,914 This is the first time l've taken a chance and l wanna succeed. 298 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,220 You break it, you bought it. 299 00:19:55,928 --> 00:20:00,126 Up until now it's just been one big routine. l get up in the morning at the same time. 300 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,930 l have the same thing for breakfast. l go to the bathroom at the same time. 301 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,470 Don't knock that. 302 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,733 My father never took a risk in his life. 303 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:13,369 He worked at the same factory, the same job, for 40 years. 304 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:16,676 l know they offered him better jobs but he was afraid to take them 305 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,911 because he didn't want to take the chance of losing what he had. 306 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,682 Come on, Al. You're not like your dad. You take risks every day. 307 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:27,247 - Oh, yeah? Like what? - You work with me. 308 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:32,321 - Well, that's true. - What l'm saying, Al, is that risk worked 309 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,059 and this one can too. 310 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:39,126 - You're gonna make Harry a great partner. - You think so? 311 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,335 l just wish you wouldn't drive everybody crazy. 312 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,376 l know my behavior's been a bit overzealous. 313 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,879 Hey, why don't l close up early tonight? 314 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,245 That's a good idea. You can meet llene. 315 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:55,616 She looks pretty terrific in those little knickers she's wearing. 316 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:58,178 ln a few hours the Putt-Putt will be shut-shut. 317 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,589 You're such a nut-nut. 318 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,820 Why don't l get my coat and we'll lock up? 319 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:05,886 Hey, wait a minute. Go on. You go on. l'll lock up for you. 320 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,899 You want me to leave you alone in my hardware store? 321 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,128 Yes, l do. 322 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,938 l don't think so, Tim. 323 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,100 All right. 324 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,543 - Come on. Let me stay here, please. - No. No, come on. 325 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,672 Let me just do it, just this... 326 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:27,344 - (Tim) Whoa! What's this? - (metal crashes) 327 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:30,820 (Al) l don't know, but you just bought it. 328 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,427 Hi, guys. 329 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:40,192 l can't believe Mark won the contest. And we didn't even get anything. 330 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,392 l knew you'd win. 331 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,868 lf you ask me, the whole thing was fixed. 332 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:49,964 Yeah, you should've seen the judges. lt was an all-flannel panel. 333 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,500 Guys, l won fair and square. 334 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:57,173 l can't help it if Al's mom was the head judge. 335 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,045 (sighs) 336 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,679 Well, kids home? 337 00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:07,350 You'll be happy to know that Al left the hardware store, he met llene, 338 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:10,691 - and they are now miniature golfing. - You're a good friend. 339 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:16,758 Yep. She's got the red ball, he's got the green ball and after nine holes they switch. 340 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,237 How about you? Are you and Al OK? 341 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:24,002 Yep. We're all right. He gave me the key to the hardware store. 342 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,408 He gave you the key to the hardware store? 343 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:29,413 He just doesn't know it yet. 344 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:33,017 He gave me the key to the hardware store. 345 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,849 He gave you the key to the hardware store? 346 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,981 He just doesn't know it yet. 347 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:49,291 Hey, Tim. How do you like my new location? 348 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,700 - lt's good. You got any doughnuts? - Sure. 349 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,568 - What did you do with the garage? - lt's still on Wednesday nights. 350 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:55,867 Ah.