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Thank you. Welcome back
to our segment on stain removal.

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When talking about stains, most people
think of stains in clothes - food, grease...

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And the kind Tim is most familiar with,
bloodstains.

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Oh.
Speaking of stains, what is that?

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Ting!

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That's the oldest trick in the book.

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No, no, no, Al.
<i>That</i> is the oldest trick in the book.

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- Just get back with stains.
- All right.

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We're not talking about stains your wife
can get out with cotton balls and club soda,

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we're talking about man-sized stains.

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That's right. Soot and grime
that gets on the outside of buildings.

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For stains like these, you need
better remedies - steam, sandblasters,

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solvents, high-pressure washers.

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Larry, follow Al and me outside.

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Right. We're gonna use high pressure
to get the soot and grime off our building.

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Right. We're gonna be removing
some graffiti. Hi, Chrissy.

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Actually, Tim,
there's no graffiti on our building.

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There is now.

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Now, remember, Al, l did this to show
the audience how to remove graffiti, OK?

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Do you think the pressure washer
will take it off?

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l sure hope so, for Al's sake.

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''Al is a gal''?
Why are you calling me a gal?

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'Cause it rhymes with Al. And l couldn't
remember if weenie ended with <i>y</i> or <i>ie</i>

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All right, enough is enough. l am tired
of being embarrassed all the time.

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Look at your fly.

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Got you again!

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Anyway, we're gonna remove this rumor
with Binford's 61 00 series power washer.

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Now, normally these things have about 1 1
horse, but l've added a few extra ponies.

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<i>(A</i>l<i>)</i> How many more?

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Oh, about 1 00.
Heidi, start her up.

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Stand back.

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Just like butter.

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Well, that worked just great.

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Now ''Al's a gal'' is in there permanently
and what are you gonna do about that?

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Add ''For a good time, call...''

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<i>(drumming)</i>

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- <i>(Mar</i>k<i>) #</i> Come, they told me
- <i>(boys) #</i> Ba bum ba bum bum

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<i>#</i> The newborn king to see

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<i>#</i> Ba bum ba bum bum

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No, guys, guys.
You can't sing ''Ba bum ba bum bum.''

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lt's ''Pa rum pa pum pum.''

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''Ba bum ba bum bum''
just doesn't make any sense.

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What's the difference?

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Well, if you sing ''Ba bam ba bum bum''
instead of ''Pa rum pa pum pum,''

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everybody'll think
you're da da da da dumb.

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OK. Now try it again, all right?

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<i>#</i> Come, they told me

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<i>#</i> Pa rum pa pum pum

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- Very good. That's perfect.
- Hey, that's our favorite Christmas carol.

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- ''The Little Engine Boy.''
- <i>#</i> Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom.

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<i>(car horn)</i>

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- That's our ride.
- Wait! Your parents are early.

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- Yes!
- Guys, you have no sense of commitment.

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All right, get all your hats
and gloves and everything.

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- l'm gonna walk 'em out.
- <i>(Jil</i>l<i>)</i> Thanks.

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You know, these guys have got to learn
that Christmas is not just about fun.

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You taught me.
l'm sure you can teach them.

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What is this? You're supposed to stay here
and help paint the sets for Mark's pageant.

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- l gotta paint a whole village.
- We'd love to stay and help you.

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Unfortunately we've got
that gosh darn hockey game this afternoon.

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Well, what time is this ''gosh darn''
hockey game gonna be over?

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Well, what time
are you gonna be done painting?

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Well, if that's your attitude, l just don't know
if l want you to help me after all.

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All right.

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Thanks. Thanks a lot.

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Tim, it's just you and l painting sets. Would
you move the hot rod out of the garage?

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l can't go now. l'm five minutes late already
at Eddie's Body Shop.

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- Eddie's Auto Shop?
- Yeah.

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He's having that party. The editor from <i>Hot</i>
<i>Rod</i> magazine's gonna be there. l told you.

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l have this fourth grade Christmas pageant
to produce. l've only got one week left.

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l won't be late.
l'll be home right after, OK?

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<i>#</i> Bye, bye bye bye bye

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<i>#</i> Bye bye ba bye bye

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- Hi, Dad.
- Mark, come on.

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lt's just you and me now
doing all this work.

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Will you bring the paint to the garage
while l move the hot rod?

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l can't.
l'm going over to Billy's.

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Right. And leave me alone here
to do all the work on your pageant.

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Yep.

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Oh, well, now l think about it,
l'd much rather stay here with you.

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l'll never forget
my fourth grade Christmas play.

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l memorized all my lines
months in advance.

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l was so excited.
l got to be Mary.

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- Bet you were great.
- Oh, l was, l was.

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l had the audience
eating out of the palm of my hand

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until l threw up
all over the three wise men.

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- Mom, great game.
- Yeah. We won, two to one.

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Great, but when it's snowing you're
supposed to come through the garage,

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not track it all over the house.
When did it start snowing?

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A few hours ago.
Mom, didn't you notice the blizzard?

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No. l was inside painting all day while
the rest of my family was out having fun.

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- Where's the hot rod?
- The hot rod.

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Yeah. You know, the thing Dad kisses
every night before he goes to bed.

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Oh, my God!
l left it outside.

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Well, you covered it, right?

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Wrong.

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lt's covered now.

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How could l have done
something so stupid?

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They say when two people
have been married for a long time

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they start acting like each other.

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You're not helping, Brad.

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We better clean this up
before Dad gets home.

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Look, it's just snow. Snow is water,
water is wet. Anything wet can be dried.

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Why don't you just throw it in the dryer
and set it on auto?

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Randy, will you turn up the heat? Brad,
start scooping. Dump the snow outside.

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Mark, you keep watch.
Your father could be home any minute.

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- Dad's coming.
- That's not funny.

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- No, he's really coming.
- Oh, my God!

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OK, guys, guys, you get to work.

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- l'm gonna try and stall him.
- OK.

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Whoo!

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Boy, that blizzard
dumped some snow out there, huh?

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Hi, honey.
You're home early.

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l had one of the best days of my life. l had
a talk with the editor from the magazine.

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Congratulations.
Oh, honey, that's wonderful.

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- l didn't tell you what we talked about.
- Right!

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Sit down and tell me. Every word, even if
it takes all night. You want some coffee?

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Sure, why not? They're thinking
of doing an article on my hot rod.

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Your hot rod.

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He's coming by in the morning
to check it out.

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Oh, God!

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lt's great news. l told him it was a cherry
hot rod. lt's never even been out in the rain.

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l probably spend more time with that
than l do with... Never mind.

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l gotta go and tweak some stuff out.

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No, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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- Um... Tell me some more about this man.
- What man?

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- This editor. Where was he born?
- l don't know, New Jersey.

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- What books and movies does he like?
- Who would know?

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- What do you like?
- What difference does it make?

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We have not talked about books and
movies for a long time. We're drifting apart.

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Why don't you sit down here?
We'll just talk like we used to, you know.

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- You know what my favorite book is?
- No, l don't.

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The encyclopedia.

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Have you been hitting the eggnog
a little early this year?

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No, no, honey.
Oh, Tim! Tim! l have a great idea.

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- Let's go to the movies, right now.
- l can't go to the movies.

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Tim, don't say that you can't. lf you believe
you can, you can make it happen.

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l believe you've lost your mind, honey.

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My hot rod!

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You always said
you wanted a snowmobile.

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- Who did this to my car?
- Mom, do you wanna take that one?

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And by the way, good luck.

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- You did this?
- Honey. Honey, it was just an accident.

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lt wasn't snowing
when l moved it outside.

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You did this? Look at all the snow in here.
The interior's wrecked.

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The carpet's all wet.
Look, my gauges are all fogged up.

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Couldn't you just take them out and dry
them off and then put 'em back together?

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You love to take things apart
and put 'em back together.

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- How'd this happen?
- l've been under a lot of pressure lately.

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l've had the pageant and shopping and
school and my parents coming next week.

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There's no excuse for this.
Why don't you admit you screwed up?

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Well!

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l think that you could be
a little bit more understanding.

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l mean, it's not like
this was my fault.

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- Whose fault was this?
- Yours.

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Hello?

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Hey, if you had moved the hot rod
out of the garage as l asked you to,

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then you would've remembered
to put the cover on.

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This is unbelievable. Did l blame you
when l dropped the beam on your car?

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- Yes, you did.
- And remember how lame that was?

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- Yes, l do.
- l've worked on this car for three years.

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You send it out like a stray cat.
This is like a member of the family.

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You just wait a minute.
Everything l have ever owned,

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you have managed to puncture, singe,
pulverize, crack, crush, melt or explode,

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and every time l have managed to come up
with the compassion to forgive you.

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This one time this happens, do you have
the same compassion to forgive me? No!

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- Thank you so much.
- Honey, l...

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Wait a minute.
You are really good.

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You screw up
and l'm getting yelled at.

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You are really, really good.

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When you've got that gauge dried out, you
can use these towels to sop up the carpet.

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You know what?
l haven't heard the word ''please'' all night.

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You're right.
Please shut up and get back to work.

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l'm starving.
l thought you said there'd be sandwiches.

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What do l look like?
A deli?

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All l'm saying is that
if you were at my house sopping up a car,

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l would serve you a little something.

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l'm sorry. The guy's coming tomorrow and
it's important to me. l'm worried, all right?

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Hey, guys.

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You've been working for hours.
Wouldn't you like sandwiches?

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- We're all right, Jill.
- Well... well, actually...

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lf we eat it'll just take longer,
all right?

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Tim...

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l've been thinking
and maybe you're right.

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Maybe l have a problem
admitting l'm wrong.

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l think that it has to do with
my relationship with my mother.

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No, no, no. Please, not this
''my mother made me screw up'' again.

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- l have a lot of issues with my mother.
- Here we go.

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You see, to my mother
an apology was like an admission of guilt,

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which gave her the right to give me
a lecture on what a bad person l was.

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That's fascinating, Jill, it really is.
But l'm not your mom.

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l thought you'd pick up on that since
l stopped wearing my hair in a beehive.

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Tim, the mother-child relationship
has all these complexities

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that affect all aspects of your life.

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Boy, is that true.
No matter how hard you fight against it,

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you always are your mother's child.

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Hey, l got a great idea.

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Let's all get together tomorrow night
and watch <i>Terms of ndearment</i>

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<i>(Jil</i>l<i>)</i> Wilson.

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Wilson.

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Hi-de-ho, neighborette.

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- <i>(Jil</i>l<i>)</i> ls that the heater that Tim wanted?
- Yes. So how's the hot rod coming along?

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Oh, it's still really wet.

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l don't know if it's gonna dry in time.
l'm so mad at myself.

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Wilson, l've been thinking about this.

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Do you think that subconsciously
l left the hot rod out in the snow

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to get back at Tim for dropping
that two-ton beam on my station wagon?

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Jill, that's a very interesting theory,

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but l'm sure that your leaving the car out
was just an accident.

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Yeah. But you know what Freud says
about that, ''There are no accidents.''

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Well, obviously Freud
never saw <i>Tool Time</i>

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Well, maybe l was personifying the hot rod
as a rival for Tim's love,

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then transferring
my feelings of jealousy to it.

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Or it could be
about the balance of power.

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l always had a problem subjugating my
ego to the strong-willed male - i.e. my dad.

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lt just taps right into my preadolescent,
deep-seated feelings of rejection.

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Jill, the psychological knowledge
you're acquiring at college

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can give you
some very powerful insights.

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You're telling me.

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On the other hand, a little knowledge and
an imagination can make a person cuckoo.

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- You think l'm reading too much into this?
- Yes, l do.

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So basically l just screwed up.

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- Yes, you did.
- Yeah. You're probably right.

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Tim just accused me of not being able
to admit it when l'm wrong.

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l do have a tendency to, you know,
just pass blame on to other people.

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Of course, Tim was the one who didn't
move the hot rod out of the garage,

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not to mention the fact
that he went to a party.

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- Brad and Randy went to a game and...
- Jill. Jill.

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<i>(grunts)</i> l'm doing it again. Right.

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- Thanks, Wilson.
- <i>(chuckles)</i>

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<i>(Tim)</i> Al, what are you doing?

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Al, what are you doing?

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Getting a drink of water.

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- <i>(Tim)</i> What's taking you so long?
- Oh, l'm really thirsty.

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- Al?
- Mm-hm?

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- What are you doing, Al?
- Nothing.

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- Nothing.
- You're eating.

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- No.
- Yes.

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lt's 1 :30 in the morning.
l had an early lunch

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and l get a little testy when l haven't eaten
in 1 4 hours. l'm taking a break.

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l got an idea.
Let me have that.

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We'll split it

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and we'll both take five.

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Deal.

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Hey.

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lt's good.
What do you call this?

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Ham and cheese.

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The trick is, though,
to add a little dill to your mustard.

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Al, you live life on the edge.

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You know, Tim, l don't want you
to get the wrong impression

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about my relationship with my mother.

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Yes, we've had
some difficult moments,

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and, yes,
she can be overbearing -

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suffocating, really -

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but she means well.

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However, she does have
a pretty tart tongue.

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<i>(snores)</i>

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Oh.

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Ow!

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What time is it?
What day is it?

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What am l doing sleeping with Al?
Get up!

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ls it five minutes already?

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lt's been five hours.

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The guy's gonna be here in 1 5 minutes.
l am dead.

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- l gotta go.
- No, stick around.

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No. l mean l gotta go.

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We've got a bathroom
in the house, Al.

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Whoa!

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Hi, honey.

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- The car looks dry.
- lt's dry as a bone.

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- How'd you do this?
- l'm packing heat.

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- l even conditioned the leather.
- Oh!

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l came down in the middle of the night
and saw you two sleeping on the couch

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with little pieces of dill
stuck to your lips.

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lt was very cute.

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l didn't have the heart to wake you so l just
decided that l would finish it all myself.

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l can't believe you did this.

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Well, after all,

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it was my fault.

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l don't know, l think l must have some dill
in my ear. Could you say that a bit louder?

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Don't push your luck.

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Get in.
See if it meets your approval.

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Jill, this is the greatest gift
you've ever given me.

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l gave you three children.

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Yeah, but none of them
came out this clean.

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The interior looks really good.
You did a nice job on all the details.

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- Did you wax this thing?
- l waxed it.

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You know,
deep down you must be a car babe.

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Very, very deep down.

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l love you.

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l've still got it.

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<i>#</i> Come, they told me

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<i>#</i> Pa rum pa pum pum

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- Great news, honey. Oh, l'm sorry.
- No, it's OK. Really. Really.

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- Boys, do you wanna take a break?
- OK.

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- Yeah.
- l need aspirin and l need it now.

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They decided to put
a picture of the hot rod in the magazine.

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They did?
Oh, good. l'm so glad.

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They're gonna get a woman
in a string bikini to sit on the hood.

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Tim, l have never been more proud of you
than l am at this moment.

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l suggested you be that woman.

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Well, l appreciate the thought, Tim,

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but there's not enough string
in the whole wide world.

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Tim, the complexities of the mother-child
relationship affect all aspects of your life.

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Oh, boy, ain't that the truth?

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You know, no... How...
How matter how hard you fight it,

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you're always your mother's child.

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Hey, l got a fun idea.

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<i>(jabbers)</i>