1
00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:04,162
We all know a Detroit winter
can wreak havoc on your roof.

2
00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:08,867
Accumulated snow can melt, then refreeze
in your overhang, blocking up your gutters.

3
00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,308
When Al's gutters are blocked,
he gets cranky.

4
00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:16,441
His face gets all bloated, big red blotches.
''l don't feel so good.''

5
00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,483
Tim...

6
00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,678
Blocked <i>roof</i> gutters can form an ice dam,

7
00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:24,690
causing the water to back up
under the shingles and leak into the house.

8
00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,990
You can melt the ice and prevent it from
refreezing with Binford's new heating coils.

9
00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,826
They're very simple to install.
Marv, take a look.

10
00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:34,662
Little clips are fastened
underneath the cable,

11
00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:37,168
and there underneath your shingles,
like so.

12
00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:40,297
Now, once they are properly in place,

13
00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:44,571
they are guaranteed to work
every ''shingle'' time.

14
00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:53,745
And now you know why
Al's a ''shingle'' man, jokes like that.

15
00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:57,119
ln order to demonstrate
how these cables melt the snow,

16
00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,681
we'd have to spend hours
installing the coils.

17
00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:02,421
We'd also have to make it snow
in the building. Hm.

18
00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:06,431
And that hasn't happened
since Tim blew a hole in the roof.

19
00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:09,024
As fun as that was,
l went a different route today.

20
00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:11,935
l went over to Al's mom's,
chopped off some of her home,

21
00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:15,304
put snow on it and attached the coils
in a zigzag pattern.

22
00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,400
This is not a piece of my mother's house.

23
00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:20,605
She lives in a perfectly wonderful
mobile home.

24
00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:25,515
You might've seen it on the freeways. Big
sign on the back - ''Wide load, look out.''

25
00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,780
The cables are controlled by a thermostat.

26
00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:33,155
They turn on when it gets cold
and turn off as the temperature rises.

27
00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:37,560
We've already set the thermostat.
Let's show the audience how it works.

28
00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:40,258
<i>(sizzles)</i>

29
00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:43,634
How much voltage did you put in this?

30
00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:47,165
240.

31
00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,506
l believe it's only regulated to 1 20.

32
00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:54,013
But it would take 24 hours to melt the ice
so l juiced it up a little bit,

33
00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,947
'cause we got a show to do here, Al.

34
00:01:57,016 --> 00:02:00,679
Look at that. No more blocked gutters.

35
00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,344
<i>(male narrator)</i>
<i>After the praying mantis mates.</i>

36
00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:09,081
<i>the female of the species</i>
<i>devours the male</i>

37
00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:12,147
l guess that rules out a second date.

38
00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:19,298
Randy, do you realize that every pair
of jeans you own have holes in them?

39
00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,629
You're dead.
She's gonna take you shopping.

40
00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:26,035
So, anyway, we're gonna have
to go shopping this weekend.

41
00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:29,836
- Shopping with you is really embarrassing.
- lt is not.

42
00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:33,902
You drag me into the stupidest stores,
you make me try on dorky clothes,

43
00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,972
then you follow me into the dressing room.

44
00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,178
lt's not like l'm the only mother
that does that.

45
00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:44,622
And if all the mothers jumped into
Lake Michigan, would you do it too?

46
00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:52,091
You are going jeans shopping,
whether you like it or not.

47
00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,624
- Hi, guys.
- Come on, Mom, pants are the worst.

48
00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:58,102
As soon as l try 'em on,
you stick your hands in.

49
00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:01,698
l have to see if they fit.
You have to do that little jiggle thing.

50
00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:06,404
- Very embarrassing. She does it to me.
- Thought you said you liked it.

51
00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,676
- l do. Wanna jiggle me later?
- Sure.

52
00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:15,050
- Mom, why can't Dad take me shopping?
- Oh, there's an idea.

53
00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:21,058
The man whose fundamental approach
to shopping is speed.

54
00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:25,562
My goal is to spend $0-60
in under four seconds.

55
00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:30,001
You don't check labels, you don't
compare prices, you don't try anything on.

56
00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:35,132
That's why they have sizes, honey.
l'm a 32 waist, l buy 32 pants.

57
00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,610
32'', Dad? Come on.

58
00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,505
Hey, guys. Jill!

59
00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:47,212
l think l found some news
bigger than my pants.

60
00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,812
Looks like my hot rod's
gonna be in his first hot rod show.

61
00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,516
Really? That's great.

62
00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,287
Somebody dropped out
of the custom car show at COBO.

63
00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,989
Look where l am! Right between
the beer stand and the bathrooms.

64
00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:00,862
Every guy in the place
is gonna be walking by me.

65
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,962
- Between the beer stand and bathroom?
- Yeah. Beer stand, bathroom.

66
00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,906
Well, l guess you'll get
that flush-hour traffic.

67
00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,704
Yesterday we talked about cold,
today we're talking about hot.

68
00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,340
Hot dogs, hot cars, hot rods.

69
00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,509
Hot dates.

70
00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,848
Something Al knows very little about.

71
00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,015
We're talking about hot rods today.

72
00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:29,050
Our special guest is one of the sponsors
of the custom car show at COBO Hall,

73
00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:33,428
a big car collector and one
of Detroit's own - Mr. Doug O'Brien!

74
00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:39,761
- Hey, Doug. Welcome to the show.
- Mr. O'Brien.

75
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,534
Take a seat.

76
00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,302
All right.

77
00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:46,971
Now, l for one am pretty gosh-darn excited
about the custom car show.

78
00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,571
There are cars from all over
the US and Canada.

79
00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:52,880
Also from ltaly, and a couple
from as far away as New Zealand.

80
00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,911
Many of them, l might add, brought to you
by my company, Papa Mia's Pizza.

81
00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,090
- You're Papa Mia?
- l am.

82
00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:01,786
l love your pizza.

83
00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:06,321
As a big car collector, you see a lot of cars.
What gives you a thrill at a show like this?

84
00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:09,459
l'm an old-fashioned guy.
No matter how many hot rods l own,

85
00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:14,165
l really get a thrill out of seeing
a beautifully crafted restoration.

86
00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,870
Bet it's the same kind of thrill l get
every time l eat one of your pizzas.

87
00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:22,343
Al, put a sausage in it, will you?

88
00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:27,550
l know you're a car guy, and everybody
else will love this. Marv, follow us outside.

89
00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,987
l got something to show you
you'll see next week at the car show.

90
00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,049
How are you, guys? How's your sister?

91
00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,857
- When did you go to the thin crust?
- He outta jail yet?

92
00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:41,398
Ladies and gentlemen, l'd like
to present three years of hard work,

93
00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:43,901
Tim Taylor's Blue Goose, my hot rod.

94
00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:48,134
Whoa. Beautiful '33. Chopped windshield
frame, great-looking short block.

95
00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:51,665
lt is a 350 Chevy. As a matter of fact,
Al helped me put this in.

96
00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,837
l did. l still remember the night.

97
00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:58,714
We ordered your deep-dish Super Papa
with eggplant and Canadian bacon.

98
00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:02,016
How'd you find the time?
You must have a pretty understanding wife.

99
00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:06,991
Well, she's certainly pretty. l started with
a bare frame and l built it up from there.

100
00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,654
l got special color-coded, powder-coated
Holley Double Pumpers.

101
00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,858
Every car guy takes pleasure
in adding his own special touches.

102
00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,096
You know what l take pleasure in?
Your Hawaiian pizza.

103
00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:20,367
And when you add the extra pineapple,
it's to die for.

104
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,170
Why don't we just order Al
a big one right now?

105
00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,877
- <i>(Tim)</i> Evening, Wilson.
- Hi-de-ho, neighbor.

106
00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:35,819
- What are you up to?
- Using paraffin to make candles.

107
00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:39,255
Huh. Speaking of a ''pair of fins,''

108
00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:44,160
my car was supposed to sit next to a '59
Cadillac at the show, but that's changed.

109
00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:47,927
What happened? Did you lose your spot
between the beer and the bathroom?

110
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:52,596
- l met this guy named Papa Mia...
- Whoa, Papa Mia the pizza magnate?

111
00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:56,802
Boy, my favorite is his large cilantro
with feta cheese.

112
00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,902
- That's great.
- l like it with extra snails.

113
00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:05,440
- They put snails on a pizza?
- No, no, Tim. l put those snails on myself.

114
00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:12,720
Papa Mia is a collector. He offered me a
chunk of change for my hot rod so l sold it.

115
00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,487
Tim!

116
00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:19,122
You sold the hot rod?
l'm taken aback.

117
00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:22,292
l can't take it aback now.
l already gave it to him.

118
00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,929
No, no, no. l'm surprised.
You put a lot of work into that hot rod.

119
00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:29,702
Well, yeah, l did. But the work
was kinda what l liked, you know?

120
00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:32,642
l was thinking about it today -
all the fun l had with it.

121
00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,942
l got pictures here. Look at this.

122
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:39,007
- That's when l first had the chassis.
- That is a very photogenic chassis.

123
00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,144
That's when l put the small block in.

124
00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:44,121
Rebuilt it, painted it.
That's out of the paint shop.

125
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,421
And that's where l bronzed
his first set of brake shoes.

126
00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:51,793
lt's so funny, Tim. Most guys would have
pictures of their family in their wallet.

127
00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,458
Yeah, it is funny, isn't it?

128
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,367
- They're back here.
- Oh, there they are.

129
00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:00,371
Sitting in the hot rod.

130
00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:06,409
You're not getting out of it, Randy. You're
going pants shopping in the morning.

131
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:10,176
No way, Mom. l'm going with Dad
to the hot rod show tomorrow.

132
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:14,515
Oh, l forgot about the hot rod show
and how much you're looking forward to it.

133
00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:18,388
Too bad. You're going shopping with me.

134
00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:23,959
Hi! Guess what happened
today on <i>Tool Time</i>

135
00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:28,126
Lemme guess.
The firemen let you put out your own fire.

136
00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,101
Yeah, they did.

137
00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:34,867
But before that we had a special guest
on the show - Papa Mia the pizza guy.

138
00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:38,172
Oh, yeah, Papa Mia Pizza.
''lf we're not there in 30 minutes...''

139
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,441
''...You shoulda given us better directions.''

140
00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:46,508
Anyway, Papa Mia loved my hot rod
so much he made me quite a nice offer.

141
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,022
- Well... you didn't take it, did you?
- Oh, don't be silly.

142
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:54,253
Your father put his heart and soul into
that car. You can't put a price on your soul.

143
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,693
Yeah, you can.

144
00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,224
- You didn't sell the hot rod?
- Yeah!

145
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,392
You sold the hot rod?

146
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:07,030
Dad, how could you have done that? You
said when l got my license l could drive it.

147
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,904
- Yeah, me too.
- l can't believe this.

148
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,467
When you see this check you'll believe it.

149
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:17,312
l don't care about the money. How could
you sell something you love just like that?

150
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:20,750
Yeah. l thought we'd have to bury you in it.

151
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,254
Come on, guys. What's up here?

152
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,813
Tim, where do you draw the line?

153
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,883
For enough money, are you gonna
sell your tools? Me? The kids?

154
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:32,124
l'm not selling my tools.

155
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:40,631
l can't believe you actually did this. lf you
were gonna sell it, you could've told me.

156
00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,140
- l helped build it.
- l know l didn't plan to sell it.

157
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:47,270
l thought you and l were gonna
go cruising in it and showing off for people.

158
00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:50,179
Next time you need help,
don't bother asking me.

159
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:54,081
Come on, Brad. Brad?

160
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,756
- l didn't think he'd take it like this.
- How would you feel

161
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:04,285
if you put three years into something with
your father and he sold it from under you?

162
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,158
Should l go try to get it back?

163
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:12,102
l think that you should do
what you think is right.

164
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,435
Oh, l hate it when you say that.

165
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:44,026
Hello, lnformation.
l'd like the number for Papa Mia's Pizza.

166
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:47,732
No, no. Not the delivery,
their corporate offices. Uh-huh?

167
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,832
Yes, l understand.

168
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,140
Mushroom and artichoke?
Yeah, it's good, isn't it?

169
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,739
Yeah? Oh, it's to die for, right?
Yeah, that's great.

170
00:11:56,816 --> 00:12:00,877
Well, l don't really have... Uh-huh.
l know, the breadsticks... Ooh, boy.

171
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:05,549
You know what? l'm just gonna go
let my fingers do the walking. Uh-huh.

172
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:10,618
l've never had that salad with that
combination. OK. Thank you. Goodbye.

173
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,765
Oh, these are darling.

174
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,171
Mom, ''darling'' will get
my butt kicked at school.

175
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:25,735
Don't put 'em down
till you've tried them on.

176
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,577
Do you think we have enough?

177
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,411
Enough pants, but now
we have to get shirts to go with them.

178
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,009
Shirts? You never said
anything about shirts.

179
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:39,524
Honey, if you don't get shirts to go with
the pants, then you don't have an outfit.

180
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:44,552
Mom, guys do not wear outfits. l mean,
why don't you just put me in a dress?

181
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:51,225
l think you should try this bigger size.
lt might give you more room in the seat.

182
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,498
Randy? Oh, sorry.

183
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,836
Oh. Randy.

184
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,036
Mom!

185
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,310
Oh, please. Like l haven't seen it before.

186
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:05,214
Come on out here. l want to look at these.

187
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:10,381
Well, length looks OK. How's the crotch?

188
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:14,552
Could you say ''crotch'' a little louder?
l don't think everybody heard you.

189
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:19,690
Would you haul this up around so
l can see the waist? Let me see how it fits.

190
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,097
Do you have to jiggle?

191
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:29,367
- What if someone l know sees me?
- Please, nobody is looking at you.

192
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,272
Hi, Randy.

193
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,105
Beth. Hi.

194
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,173
Hi, Beth.

195
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:42,346
- So, Beth, what are you doing here?
- Shopping for clothes.

196
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:45,822
Shopping for clothes.
Good thing to do in a clothing store.

197
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:49,088
So how did you do
on that biology test today?

198
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,493
l missed an easy one on vertebrae.

199
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,465
That is such a funny word - ''vertebrae.''

200
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,331
But then again, so is ''protoplasm.''

201
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,735
Oh, boy.

202
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,103
So... do you shop in this store a lot?

203
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,574
Well, yeah...

204
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:10,047
But not with my mom. We just happened
to be in here. l was looking for pants and...

205
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:14,017
Yeah, l was over at the Cheese Chalet
buying a Gouda log.

206
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:18,250
l never shop for Randy anymore. He's
obviously old enough to buy his own stuff.

207
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,191
- What do you think about this for me?
- Ma'am?

208
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:25,356
ls this the kind of underwear
you wanted for your little boy?

209
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,332
- Oh, please. lt was not that embarrassing.
- Yes, it was, Mom.

210
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:43,075
Now tomorrow everyone at school's gonna
come up to me and try and jiggle my pants.

211
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,981
Honey, it is not the end of the world.

212
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,885
Everybody has something embarrassing
happen to them sometime.

213
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:55,188
When l was your age, l was in the school
lunchroom with a whole bunch of boys

214
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,354
and somebody told a stupid joke,

215
00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:00,626
and l laughed so hard
chocolate milk came right out of my nose.

216
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,894
Thought l was going to die.

217
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:07,165
Then did your mom run in
and show everybody your bra?

218
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,441
Well, no.

219
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:17,414
Try me again when you have a story
that involves underwear.

220
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:23,314
- How was shopping? What did you get?
- Humiliated.

221
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,920
- What happened?
- He thinks l embarrassed him at the mall.

222
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:32,725
What did you do this time?
Give him a bath in the fountain?

223
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,824
No, Tim.
How'd it go with Papa Mia?

224
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,698
Not real well. Thanks.

225
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,739
There's no way
he's going to sell the hot rod back.

226
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:44,640
- He did give me a coupon for a pizza.
- What are you gonna do?

227
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:49,909
- Probably go with the clam sauce.
- l mean about the car.

228
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:54,612
- l'll go and talk to him. Maybe take Brad.
- Why Brad?

229
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,848
lf he sees he's upset
maybe we'll get the car.

230
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,186
What if Papa Mia doesn't care?

231
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:02,887
- Maybe we could talk to his wife.
- Mama Mia?

232
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,096
Right this way.

233
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,603
Well, here's Mr. O'Brien's collection.

234
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:15,106
- Dad, check out...
- Don't touch anything!

235
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:20,238
- Hey, Brad. Check this out. A Bentley.
- So, what do you think?

236
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,145
l think l've died and gone to heaven.

237
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:26,241
lf this were heaven
l wouldn't be making $4.35 an hour.

238
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,644
- l'll tell Mr. O'Brien you're here.
- <i>(Tim)</i> Thanks.

239
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,318
- Do you think maybe l could look around?
- Sure. Help yourself.

240
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:38,056
- Dad, these cars are awesome.
- Yeah. Don't touch it!

241
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:43,091
Ooh, Jill, look at this. lt's a '29 or '30
Duesenberg. lsn't this pretty?

242
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,636
Dad, check it out. A '32 Packard.

243
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,138
<i>(sighs)</i>

244
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:51,643
You guys are starting to drool.

245
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,839
Hey. Can you people read the sign?

246
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,749
No eating... drinking... or drooling!

247
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,856
- Keep moving.
- All right.

248
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,035
Remember, every time
O'Brien looks at you,

249
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,936
work on that pathetic face, OK?

250
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,667
You can do better than that.

251
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:27,576
You know the one you make when l say
we have to go to Aunt Lucille's for the day?

252
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,739
Not you, Tim.

253
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,348
That's good, that's good.

254
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:37,856
Now remember, squeezing out
some tears - that could help.

255
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,983
- Wow. Another Duesenberg.
- Ohh...

256
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,587
This is a limo, too.
This is worth over a million bucks.

257
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:48,155
What kind of fool would pay
a million dollars for a car?

258
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,963
This kind of fool.

259
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,331
Oh, you think l said ''fool''?
l said ''fuel.''

260
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,967
They must use a lot of fuel.

261
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,775
- Doug, l'd like you to meet my wife Jill.
- Hi.

262
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,509
And this is my son Sad... l mean, Brad.

263
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,883
- What's wrong with him?
- He's a little sad about the car.

264
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:13,755
l'm sorry, son, but like l told your father
on the phone, l can't sell him back his car.

265
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,226
Mr. O'Brien, you gotta hear him out.

266
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:20,095
There's nothing to talk about.
A deal's a deal.

267
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,769
l sold this car before
l had a chance to think about it.

268
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,204
- You make decisions without thinking?
- Constantly!

269
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:33,441
He is the most impulsive person
that you will ever meet.

270
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:36,310
And l mean that in a bad way.

271
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,845
lt took me three years to build this hot rod.
lt means an awful lot to me.

272
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:44,150
Look, this car means a lot to me, too.

273
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:48,284
When l was a kid,
my daddy had a '33 Ford roadster.

274
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,193
He loved that car. And even though
he didn't have any money,

275
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:55,529
when he rode around in that car,
he felt like a million bucks.

276
00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:00,596
When l wanted to start my own business,
l didn't have a nickel.

277
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:05,302
Daddy sold his car
so l could buy my first pizza oven.

278
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,978
Wow.

279
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:12,278
And now... you're Papa Mia, the pizza guy.

280
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,753
When l was on <i>Tool Time.</i>
Daddy saw the car

281
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,585
and it reminded him
of the one he gave up for me.

282
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:22,650
Next month is Daddy's 75th birthday
and l can't think of a thing in the world

283
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:27,097
that would make that wonderful old man
any happier than this car.

284
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,226
Buy him a pizza oven.

285
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,467
Tim, there's no way
we're gonna get the hot rod back.

286
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,100
You want Daddy to be unhappy
on his 75th birthday?

287
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,804
l don't even know Daddy.

288
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,403
- Hey, Dad, check this one out.
- What is it?

289
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,245
lt's a '46 Ford convertible.

290
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,318
Excuse me. Don't touch it!

291
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,514
<i>(grunts)</i>

292
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:51,886
l think it's a '48, son.

293
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,118
No, no, no, no!

294
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,425
lt's got the marker lights there.
Yeah, you're right - it's a '46. Ugh.

295
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,193
- Boy, what a mess.
- Yeah, it's a piece of junk.

296
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,360
- lt needs a lot of work.
- Yeah, but isn't it great?

297
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,961
- We could chop and channel this.
- Shave the bumpers.

298
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,270
Wait a minute.
Put a big block in and retro the interior.

299
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:14,039
Yeah. You know how much fun
this thing would be to work on?

300
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,513
l like that what excites you about cars
is the work that goes into them.

301
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,984
Hey, O'Brien. ls this thing for sale?

302
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,080
l'll tell you what, one car guy to another,
l'll make you a great deal on this car.

303
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,785
- Let's do it!
- All right!

304
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,956
This is great. Hear that?
We have a new car to rebuild.

305
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,621
Oh, no.

306
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,364
lt's gonna be fun. The whole...

307
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:43,272
You know something? Of all the cars here,
that would've been my choice.

308
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,833
Smart move.

309
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,083
<i>(Brad)</i> This'll be fun.

310
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,755
- We need to get some better interiors.
- Whoa!

311
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:08,630
<i>(male narrator) That concludes our look at</i>
<i>sexual reproduction habits of the bualo</i>

312
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:14,871
<i>Next week. we'll take a look</i>
<i>at sex and the humpback whale</i>

313
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:20,572
What is this, the Mating Channel? Can't
you guys find something else to watch?

314
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:25,481
Fine. We'll just have to learn
about the humpback on the streets.

315
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,952
Randy? l got you something else
from the clothing store.

316
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,219
No way. l'm not trying on
any more clothes for the rest of my life.

317
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,783
l think you'll like this.

318
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,161
- lt's a gift certificate.
- Yup.

319
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,669
Next time you need pants you can
just go and get whatever you want.

320
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:48,536
- You won't be at the store with me?
- lf you like, l won't be in the same country.

321
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:52,873
- Hey, sounds good to us.
- Thank you, Mark.

322
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,708
- Come on. Wanna see the new hot rod?
- Yeah!

323
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,807
What took you so long?
lt's only, like, a 20-minute drive.

324
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,910
Yeah, but when the engine dies
it takes a little longer.

325
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,547
Especially when l have
to do all the pushing.

326
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:07,353
Hey, it's all part of being a car guy, buddy.
<i>(laughs)</i>

327
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:11,328
Well, guys.
Take a look at your new kid sister.

328
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:17,092
She looks old enough
to be our grandmother.

329
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:22,806
A Detroit winter
can wreak hafoc on your rook.

330
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:34,842
Hi. This is Tim Taylor from the
<i>Home Improvement</i> show here at Disney.

331
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,320
We'd like to order
one of those pizzas of yours.

332
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:41,689
l'll go with the sea squid
and the pollum sperm. Yeah.

333
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,852
Pollum sperm?

334
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,527
There's no way
we're getting the hot rod back.

335
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,296
He did offer me a coupon
for a medium pizza though.

336
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,807
- Well, what are you gonna do?
- Order one with pe-peaches and...