1 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:07,736 - Hi, Tim. - Hello, Heidi. 2 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:12,141 l got the expense report. You might wanna look at this before it goes to the boss. 3 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:16,342 - Why do l want to look at it? - Well, check out page two, 4 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:19,579 under the heading, ''Things Tim Broke.'' 5 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:24,751 Porta-Potti, 500 bucks. Mm, not bad. 6 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:27,418 Plate-glass window, 2 75. 7 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:31,954 Fuse and circuit breakers, 1 50 bucks? Look, do me a big favor. 8 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,660 - You know that Binford paper shredder? - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:37,760 Why don't you be a good friend and run this through that? 10 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:41,398 Well, l can't. You broke it. 800 bucks. 11 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,610 Well, why don't you help me out here 12 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:51,241 and find something that l haven't broken and hide it in there. 13 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,587 ''And here we have the complete line of Binford pruners... 14 00:00:57,657 --> 00:01:01,354 the complete line of Binford power pruners...'' 15 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,952 - What are you doing? - Rehearsing. 16 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:06,328 ''The complete line of Binford's...'' lt's in the script. Look. 17 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,390 Yeah, OK. 18 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:14,305 l don't know. Are we demonstrating the extended version? 19 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:17,343 We are not! lf you'd read the script, you would know that. 20 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,878 How can l read the script? lt's in pieces. 21 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:22,073 - Hi, boys. - (Tim) Hi, lrma. 22 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:25,379 So, who's looking forward to tonight's Cable Awards? 23 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:29,388 Well, since you win everything every year, l'm guessing you. 24 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:34,655 l do expect a statue or two for my special ''21 Things You Can Do With A Squash.'' 25 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:38,219 - l can think of one more. - Oh, Tim. 26 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:42,394 You're such a little scallion. Well, l'll see you tonight, boys. 27 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,767 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 28 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:48,569 Sometimes that woman really steams my rutabagas. 29 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:52,338 Don't let lrma get to ya. l think we have a very good chance this year. 30 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:54,277 Yeah, right. 31 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:59,375 Come on, Tim. Turn that frown upside-down. Come on. 32 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:05,453 We never win. We go to the awards show. We look like a bunch of losers sitting there. 33 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,552 The crew gets all liquored up and breaks things. 34 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:13,190 What do you say we bail out early and go to Eddie's Halloween party? 35 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,565 We can't insult the nominating committee. We can do both. 36 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,934 We'll go to the awards and then to the party. 37 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:22,998 There's no point in going to the awards. The judges don't go for family tool shows. 38 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:27,274 They go for those highbrow, urban, cappuccinoradicchio shows. 39 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:30,475 May l remind you that we've done some excellent episodes? 40 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:33,542 Pick any show from ''Stucco Week.'' 41 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,779 - That's powerful television. - Right. 42 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:40,724 And who wasn't moved by our ''Salute to Toilets''? 43 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,257 We had the audience sitting on the edge of their seats. 44 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,888 We deserve to be there. 45 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,433 - We do. Because we do quality television. - Right. 46 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:52,164 l mean, how many shows teach people how to use stuff like this? 47 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,286 Why can't l go trick-or-treating tonight? 48 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:52,388 'Cause you have a fever and an ear infection. 49 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,831 But how am l gonna get any candy? 50 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:59,565 Well, when Randy goes out, he can just ask for extra candy for his sick brother. 51 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,266 Mom... 52 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,005 l try that every year. lt never works. 53 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,837 l'll give you a note. 54 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,514 Oh, won't l be cool? 55 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,285 - ls he OK? - Hi. Yeah. 56 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,552 - Hi, Dad. - Hey. A change in plans. 57 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,788 l decided to go to the awards, then we'll go to Eddie's party. 58 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:23,829 No, no, no. More change of plans. 59 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:27,024 We've lost the baby-sitter. Somebody's gotta stay with Mark. 60 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,432 - Randy can stay. - Can't do it, Dad. 61 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:33,233 l'm gong trick-or-treating with a note from my mother. 62 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,700 - Hi, Mom, Dad. - What are you up to tonight? 63 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,835 l'm just gonna hang out at Jason's. 64 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,606 - Hi. l'm Jason. - Nice to meet you. 65 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,147 - Nice to meet you. - How you doin'? 66 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:47,175 - Tool Time is my favorite show. - Brad tells me kids your age don't watch it. 67 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:53,624 Well, l'm a year older than Brad, sir. l know that Tool Time isn't just about tools. 68 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,787 lt's a metaphor for how we live in the '90s. 69 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:04,996 lt is... it is... Yes. Yeah, it is. 70 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:06,663 l like this kid. 71 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,264 Say, if you two are just hanging out at Jason's, 72 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,970 why don't you hang out here? The sitter canceled. 73 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,206 l don't want to ruin my night baby-sitting Mark. 74 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,043 Don't be selfish. Help me out here. 75 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:18,606 lt's no big deal. We can hang out here and watch TV. 76 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:22,849 Hey, Mr. Taylor, are the Cable Awards being televised? 77 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:26,016 Absolutely. Channel 8 7 are pre-empting their programming. 78 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:30,722 Which consists of an infomercial and test pattern. 79 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,265 You are funny! 80 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:40,470 - l bet you could have your own show, too. - l bet you could run for office. 81 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:45,273 lt might not be a bad thing to have a tool man in the White House. 82 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:49,941 Maybe fix what's wrong with this country. Stick with it, young man. 83 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:57,712 Great. Why'd you tell them we'd stay here alone? 84 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:00,315 Brad, let me do the math for you. 85 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:04,022 No parents, plus you and Senator Jason... 86 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,463 equals party! 87 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,524 My parents would kill me if they found out l had a party. 88 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:13,595 Brad, l know you're just a measly freshman, but stick with me 89 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:17,905 and you'll be a measly freshman who threw one great party. 90 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:22,471 And wait till you meet my friends, Page and Bridgett. Hello! 91 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:29,313 You're starting to make a lot of sense, Senator. 92 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:37,094 And the winner for Best Achievement in Sound is... 93 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,723 No surprise here. Cooking with Irma! 94 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,824 (screams) 95 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,873 How on Earth does she win for ''Sound''? 96 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:55,277 What kind of sound does a baked chicken make? 97 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,815 (clucking) 98 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:59,613 (choking) 99 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:03,177 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 100 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:07,581 This award makes 1 3. 101 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:11,858 Or, as we like to say in my business, a baker's dozen. 102 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,004 l'll tell you, that woman really just ticks me... 103 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,267 Congratulations! 104 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:28,407 You have to admit her shows are good. She did that fabulous series on desserts. 105 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:31,644 Did you see the one on the chiffon cake with raspberry sauce? 106 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:35,084 - Yes! Weren't you dying? - (clinking glass) 107 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:37,418 Excuse me. Got a minute? 108 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,021 - Sorry. - What table are we sitting at? 109 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:43,255 The ''l love lrma'' table is right over there. 110 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,921 (Heidi) Sorry, Tim. 111 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:48,728 Look, l've had it. l'm gonna get out of here and go to Eddie's party. 112 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:53,170 You can't leave the awards show in the middle of it! That's poor sportsmanship. 113 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,003 Look at the Knitting with Norm table. 114 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:03,341 Have they won anything tonight? No. But they're still here. 115 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,317 Do you want to be like him? 116 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:09,320 The man's knitting a toaster cover in public. 117 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:12,016 But we can't all get up and leave at the same time. 118 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,888 You're right. lt would look bad. 119 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,929 Al and llene, you go to the bathroom and put your costumes on. 120 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,396 We'll meet you out in the lobby in ten minutes. 121 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:20,898 - l don't want to go. - Come on! 122 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,959 There's still five awards left, and lrma can't win them all. 123 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:28,666 And now the award for Best Lighting. The winner is... 124 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:31,710 Irma Goes to the Fruit Stand 125 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:35,938 All right, let's go change. Come on, let's go. 126 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,750 Brad, you've been working on your hair for an hour and a half. 127 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:46,280 Yeah. But you gotta admit it was worth it. 128 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:50,261 - What are you doing? - Turning on the Cable Awards. 129 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,423 That way, when your parents get home, we'll know what happened. 130 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,057 How'd you get so smart? 131 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:59,628 l've thrown a lot of parties at other people's houses. 132 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,697 My ear hurts. l think l have pus. 133 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,003 You're fine. 134 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,569 How would you know? 135 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,412 l'm a doctor. 136 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,044 You're in high school. 137 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,089 l see patients during recess. 138 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,591 (doorbell) 139 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,628 That's them. Get ready for the best night of your life. 140 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,664 Mark, here's a buck, OK? Go upstairs. 141 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,666 Best night of your life - two bucks. 142 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:36,007 Brad, this is Page and Bridgett and some of their friends. 143 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,202 Hi, Brad. l love your hair. 144 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:42,014 l haven't even combed it yet. 145 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,510 - l brought some CDs. - Which ones? 146 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,745 - l got the new Mangled Lizards. - Cool! 147 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:50,186 The live album - Mangled in Moscow 148 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,488 (# rock) 149 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:53,957 (phone ringing) 150 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,688 Hey! Everybody, quiet! Parents alert! 151 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:03,400 Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. Yeah, everything's fine. 152 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,869 Jason! Stop tickling me! 153 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,668 No, Mom. That was me. 154 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,403 l don't know. Jason's a tickler. 155 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:18,006 Yeah, everything's fine. Have a great time and don't worry about us. 156 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,052 All right. Bye. 157 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,346 - Your parents aren't coming home early? - No, no. 158 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:27,950 My mom was just calling and asking about my little brother's pus. 159 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:31,690 My Little Brother's Pus. l love that band. 160 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:42,205 Next year they should just move my table right up on the stage! 161 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,504 Or maybe have the ceremony in your living room! 162 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,546 - (cackling) - (imitates Irma's laugh) 163 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,846 (sighs) 164 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,177 What is it - Mark? 165 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,549 Mark's fine. l'm worried about what else may be going on at the house. 166 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,781 - What else is going on? - Well... 167 00:10:56,856 --> 00:11:01,452 There was a lot of noise. And Jason was tickling Brad. 168 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,486 Maybe we should go home. 169 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:08,090 lf Jason's tickling Brad, l don't want to go home. 170 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:12,699 l just don't like that Jason. He's just too smooth. 171 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:18,574 He's a good kid. lf it weren't for him, Brad wouldn't be glued to the TV right now. 172 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:19,770 Hey, Brad! 173 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,405 Hey. Brad! How are you doing? 174 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,987 And now the award for the best show. 175 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:40,829 The nominees are Knitting with Norm for his special on Japanese sweaters: 176 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,528 ''Tora! Tora! lt's Angora!'' 177 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:51,835 Cooking with Irma for her Christmas special, ''Home for the Hollandaise.'' 178 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,772 l can't take any more of this. Let's go. Come on. 179 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:03,720 And Tool Time for their salute to engines, ''l Shoulda Had a V-8.'' 180 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,450 And the winner is... 181 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,151 Tool Time! 182 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,491 - Tool Time! - We won! 183 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,363 Al, get out of the bathroom! We won Best Show! 184 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:23,233 lt's about time someone took us seriously. 185 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,874 llene! We won! 186 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,846 Oh, you did? 187 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,348 Congratulations... Oh! 188 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,582 Come on, Fur Ball. Let's go get our award. 189 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,954 l can't go up there looking like this! 190 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:43,426 What are you - a man or a mouse? Come on, buddy! 191 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:51,269 Well, l guess you feel pretty silly right about now. 192 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,540 Um... 193 00:12:55,608 --> 00:13:01,069 We have so much thanks from everybody at Tool Time. which, of course, is a... a... 194 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:06,449 a show that is a metaphor for how we live our lives in the '90s. 195 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:11,819 l want to thank... everybody from Binford Tools, Heidi, of course. 196 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,951 My crew, if they can hear me out at the bar! 197 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,987 My three boys for inspiration. And who am l missing? Um... 198 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,124 - Your wife. - My wife. l'm sorry. 199 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:25,432 And most of all, this man next to me, Al Borland, 200 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:30,567 whose professionalism and class and dignity 201 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,737 has been an inspiration to many of us. 202 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,271 Thank you, Tim. l, uh... 203 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:44,016 Well, l just want to say that... that this proves that dreams really can come true. 204 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,626 When l started out in this business... 205 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:51,094 well, l... l lived in a hole in the wall. 206 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,724 But... 207 00:13:55,801 --> 00:14:01,797 Well, l want to say did l give up? Did l run away with my tail between my legs? 208 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,035 No! No! l went on... 209 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:07,135 And on, and on, and on. 210 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,807 From both of us, thanks very much. And good night. 211 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,476 Thank you, thank you. 212 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:16,214 Congratulations, buddy. Now you have something to put on your mantel 213 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,813 instead of that big picture of your mom you blew up. 214 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,882 That wasn't blown up. 215 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,258 - Let's see. - Let's see. 216 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:29,267 (# rock) 217 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,536 - l love this music. Who is it? - The Bloated Jellyfish. 218 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,713 Hey, l'm out. You got any butts? 219 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:50,653 Just one. And don't even think about lighting it up. 220 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,927 Brad? 221 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,339 - What's going on here? - A few friends dropped by. 222 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:14,106 - Great! Candy! Let's see what you got. - Hey, that's mine. Give it back. 223 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,942 ln your dreams. 224 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:20,145 - Brad, you want to help me out here? - l'm a little busy here. 225 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:23,086 - We'll help you out. - Hey... 226 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,282 This is not good. Help! 227 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,085 Hey, Brad. Who's the guy with the pumpkin on his head? 228 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:41,735 A guy who can get me in a lot of trouble if he tells my parents. l'll be back. 229 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,910 Hey, Wilson. How's it going? 230 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,323 l'm gonna get you for this, Brad. 231 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,419 l thought you went to a Halloween party. 232 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:07,988 Well, actually, l got back about a half an hour ago. 233 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:12,663 - You're having quite a party over there. - Actually, it's not a party. 234 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,968 - l just had a few friends over. - Hmm. 235 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,873 Last time l counted, it was 37. 236 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:19,566 Ah! 237 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,237 39. 238 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,046 - You saw the whole thing? - Actually, Brad, l heard it. 239 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:31,488 And l must admit the melodic appeal of Bloated Jellyfish escapes me. 240 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:35,994 You see, l find them quite derivative of My Little Brother's Pus. 241 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,328 You're not gonna tell my parents, are you? 242 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,559 Oh, Brad, Brad, Brad. 243 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,101 You put me in such a quandary. 244 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:49,972 On the one hand, is it a neighbor's place to get his friend's son in trouble? 245 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:54,775 On the other hand, l'm reminded of Quintus Horatius Flaccus, who said: 246 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:59,511 ''For it is your business if your neighbor's wall catches fire.'' 247 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:05,514 Yeah, but what about the words of a great American, Mister Rogers? He said: 248 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,923 ''Won't you be my neighbor?'' 249 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,924 Hm. Hm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, hm-hm. 250 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,263 (Jill) What is going on here? 251 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,038 - (Tim) Give me that beer! - Who are these kids? 252 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:31,048 Hey, Lancelot! What are you doing here? 253 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,910 Puff and l own this castle. 254 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:42,690 l told you we should come home and find out what's going on. 255 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,657 Mom? Dad? 256 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:56,065 - You guys came back early. - What are all these kids doing here? 257 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,302 Mostly torturing me. 258 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,471 Where's Brad? 259 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,107 Well, gee, l don't want to get Brad in trouble, 260 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:08,517 but check over there by the beer cans and the cigarette butts. 261 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,079 (Jill) Brad! 262 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,021 Brad! 263 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,553 Brad! 264 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:20,121 You are in so much trouble! 265 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:30,536 And you know she means it. You can tell by the look on her face. 266 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:37,142 (Jill) All right. Let's go back to the beginning. 267 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,815 - Was this Jason's or your idea? - lt couldn't have been Jason's. 268 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,412 Tool Time fans know right and wrong. 269 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:48,290 Have you not figured out yet that that kid was conning you the whole time? 270 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,456 - Tool Time fans don't con. - He's not a Tool Time fan! 271 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,825 You never answered my question! Whose idea was this? 272 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,494 Jason's. 273 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:02,336 But you went along with it. We give you responsibility, this is what happens? 274 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,103 - Hey, l didn't want any responsibility. - OK. 275 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:09,307 We'll remember that in two years when you want your driver's license. 276 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,373 By then l might be ready for some responsibility. 277 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,476 We'll be the judge of that. 278 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:18,182 - Did it ever occur to you to just say no? - Yes. 279 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:22,284 - But l didn't think it was that big a deal. - Well, it is a big deal! 280 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:26,855 Your brother's sick, the house is a mess, there are cigarette burns on the couch. 281 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,231 - And all this alcohol! - They brought it! There's nothing l can do! 282 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,863 - l don't want them bringing alcohol here! - l wasn't drinking! 283 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,635 Everybody was under age. 284 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:41,042 lf anything happened to these kids, Puff and l would be responsible. 285 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,814 OK. l'm sorry, OK? 286 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,513 - l guess l wasn't thinking. - You should have. 287 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:53,080 You have a month to think about it - that's how long you're grounded. 288 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,888 - A month? - That's right. A month. 289 00:19:55,961 --> 00:20:00,022 You might as well begin right now by cleaning this mess up. 290 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,463 Mr. Taylor! Hi. 291 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:08,564 Page and l are just in here looking for the... vacuum. ls this where you keep it? 292 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,631 Get out here, Jason. 293 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,373 l want the truth and l want it right now. One chance to come clean. 294 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,382 Are you or are you not a Tool Time fan? 295 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,584 l've never seen the show in my life. 296 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,657 (imitates Tin Man) Now l know l have a heart because it's broken. 297 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,138 - Good morning. - Morning. 298 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,731 l see you're still clutching that award. 299 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,573 l didn't realize l had it with me. 300 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:50,012 You took it in the shower this morning. 301 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,880 lt took me a long time to get this. This means a lot to me. 302 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:56,478 l know, honey. And l think it's real cute. 303 00:20:56,555 --> 00:21:00,286 l just hope that we don't have to sleep with it again tonight. 304 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,556 No. l'm gonna make it a little bed. 305 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,163 - Where's Brad? - Oh. 306 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:12,265 He's out raking the yard. Then l'm gonna have him clean the attic. 307 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:16,405 You think he's gonna learn anything from all of this? 308 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,171 When you did something wrong and your parents punished you, did you learn? 309 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,643 No. 310 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,909 - Except to try harder not to get caught. - Yeah. 311 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:27,349 Same with me. This is the point in my life my mother was waiting for. 312 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:31,947 (feminine voice) One day l hope you have a little boy just like you! 313 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:40,395 My mom said the exact same thing. l can't believe it's actually come true. 314 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,990 So what do we do? 315 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:49,132 l guess we just keep trying to be the best parents we can be, have a little faith... 316 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:54,440 hope that someday he has a kid just like him. 317 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:03,511 When l started out in this business, well, l... l lived in a hole in the wall. 318 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,216 But... 319 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:13,687 Well, l want to say did l give up? Did l run away with my tail between my legs? 320 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,460 No! No! l went on... 321 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:19,595 And on, and on, and on! 322 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,265 From both of us, thanks very much. And good night. 323 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,330 Thank you.