1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:05,765 (sleigh bells) 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:09,104 - Does everybody know what time it is? - Tool Time! 3 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:13,839 Binford Tools is proud to present Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor! Whoo! 4 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:28,155 Thank you, Heidi and everyone. l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor. 5 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:33,131 And you all know my assistant, Al ''Be Quarantined for Christmas'' Borland. 6 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:36,532 Today, Al and l start out our week-long salute... 7 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:37,900 (electrical charge) 8 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,802 ...to electricity. 9 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,138 That's right, and that's why we're wearing the flash suits 10 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,939 worn by professional electricians. 11 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:49,413 You can take up to 20,000 volts and not get electrocuted. 12 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,473 Yeah. But, Al... 13 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,284 But they look so darn cool, don't they? 14 00:00:56,356 --> 00:01:00,383 lt's like the 90s way of saying, ''Hey, l'm not gonna get fried!'' 15 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:10,360 Notice Tim's flame-resistant parka and color-coordinated insulated gloves. 16 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:16,206 lt boasts a safety helmet with UV face-shield 17 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:20,406 and it's tastefully accessorized by this matching tote bag. 18 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:26,713 You might want to wear these when you put up your Christmas lights this weekend. 19 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:33,587 Actually, l'm way ahead of you. With this outfit l can safely replace 20 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:38,256 my measly seven-watt bulbs with these 500-watt bad boys right here, huh? 21 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:45,194 You could light up an airport runway with that much wattage on your roof. 22 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,502 Well, maybe it's time for old St.Nick to trade in that old sleigh 23 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:53,035 for the new Boeing 7 7 7 fly-by-wire. 24 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,514 Tim, where are you gonna get enough juice to run something like this? 25 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:01,847 Can you believe he asked ''The Tool Man'' that? Heidi, my generator, please. 26 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:08,327 - Here you go, Tim. - Ha-ha-ha. 27 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:14,130 You want to plug it in for me, Al? 28 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,594 l don't think so, Tim. 29 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,637 OK, then l'll do it. 30 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,043 All right. Heidi, hit the switch! 31 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:38,023 All right, Tim. That's enough. Tim? Turn it off! 32 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:41,891 - Oh, Heidi, get that switch. - Turn it off, Tim! 33 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,156 Turn it off! Oh! 34 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,256 That was brighter than l thought it was gonna be, Al. 35 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,836 Yes, it was, Tim. 36 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,725 All right. Great news, guys. 37 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:53,061 This year you'll help me beat Doc Johnson in the lighting contest. 38 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:56,101 - Cool. - l can't believe you're letting us help. 39 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:59,570 Well, you've earned it. 40 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,767 You're a year older, more mature, more responsible. 41 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:05,242 Since you're going out of town, you have no choice. 42 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:09,470 Hey, hey, hey! What have l always taught you what Christmas is all about? 43 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:14,043 Beating the pants off an 80-year-old proctologist in a lighting contest. 44 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,984 - That's the spirit. - Will we get to put up the manger? 45 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,925 No. l'll put up the manger when l get home. That's my specialty. 46 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,759 Last year, your specialty fell through the roof. 47 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:29,066 l got the quirks worked out. All right? Got the generator, 48 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,365 string of lights from work. They're up there. 49 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:35,100 Now, if any more electrical work needs to be done, l want Brad to do it. 50 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:37,768 - How come he gets to do it? - Because he's the oldest. 51 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,577 And l'm the only one that can fit into Dad's suit. 52 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:49,816 - Aren't you getting ready for the airport? - l am ready. l'm just waiting for Al. 53 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:53,518 l just don't understand why you have to go away the day before Christmas. 54 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:56,323 We've been through this. Binford is the proud sponsor of 55 00:04:56,396 --> 00:05:00,196 this year's Winterfest in Kinross, and Al and l play very important roles. 56 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:04,635 Tim, you are a grand marshal of an elf parade! 57 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:13,172 Even little green people need a leader, honey. 58 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:17,739 Well, l don't know how you can leave me for a bunch of elves. 59 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,651 l'll be home before dinner. l'm not gonna go to the pointy-shoe banquet. 60 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,147 (doorbell rings) 61 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,058 - Hi, llene! Hi, Al! - Merry Christmas! 62 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,118 - Hi, llene. - Hi, Jill. 63 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:33,427 l brought the ingredients to make my famous pfeffernusse cookies. 64 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,729 Wait till you get your hands on her pfeffernusse. 65 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,965 Oh, l'd like to, but l'm a one-pfeffernusse guy. 66 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,130 (beeping) 67 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,333 Oh, that's my beeper. l wonder who that is. 68 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:44,740 (all) Your mother. 69 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,036 - Can l use your phone? - Yeah, sure. 70 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:51,311 That's the fourth time she's beeped him this morning. 71 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:55,047 l can imagine Al's mother would put stress on any relationship. 72 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:58,818 Al's mother could put stress on a 20-ton steel beam. 73 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:03,161 l'm glad she's visiting his brother for the holidays. 74 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,356 We'll finally be alone on New Year's Eve. 75 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:09,959 Al booked us a romantic weekend at the Hotel Trentwood. 76 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,995 You're coming back early? New Year's Eve? 77 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:18,100 No. llene and l aren't doing anything special. No, we'd love to have you. 78 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,543 OK, great! 79 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:23,582 - Al, l can't believe you! - What? 80 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:26,311 l thought we were gonna be alone for a change. 81 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:30,220 Once again your mother has to wedge herself between us. 82 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:33,281 - That's a hell of a big wedge. - Tim! 83 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,828 Help me fix the fire and we'll let them work this out. 84 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,887 - Al, we're in a hurry. - Shh. 85 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:42,731 You know, llene, l resent your attitude towards my mother. 86 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:47,171 She's a wonderful, giving woman who lights up all the lives she touches. 87 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:52,542 Oh, please! l am so sick of you putting your mother up on a pedestal! 88 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:56,776 You got to admire him for having the strength to hoist her up there. 89 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:08,990 Oh, my God! l'm turning into you. 90 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:11,928 lt's kind of fun, isn't it? 91 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:16,162 You know, and that's another reason why 92 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:20,638 llene shouldn't be upset at Mother joining us for New Year's. 93 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:26,667 You know, after a couple of Rob Roys, Mother can be quite the party animal. 94 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:30,981 (woman) Here are your drinks. One ginger ale, 95 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,042 one martini - double olives on the side. 96 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,954 - Thanks very much. - Thank you. 97 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:43,223 Oh, l suppose mother can be needy, but... 98 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:47,960 how can l turn my back on the woman who nurtured me from the womb? 99 00:07:54,941 --> 00:08:01,471 l'm just thankful that l have a friend like you that will lend me a supportive ear... 100 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,517 That has a green olive in it! 101 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:12,157 This just means the barf bag wasn't big enough to fit over my head. 102 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,887 l don't why llene is acting like this. 103 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:18,226 Oh, God! Maybe the plane will crash. 104 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,993 l have a good mind not to give llene her Christmas present. 105 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:24,935 And l had a necklace made especially for her 106 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,871 out of coins that she collected when she went to Stockholm 107 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:31,341 for the gingivitis symposium. 108 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:35,608 You gave her spare change from a bloody-gum convention? 109 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:42,612 Yes. l'm sure it's a more thoughtful gift than what you got Jill - if you got her anything. 110 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,679 You couldn't be further from the truth. 111 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,090 Why do you think l volunteered to lead an elf parade in Kinross? 112 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:52,460 For the same reason as me - the prestige. 113 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,224 No. Her gift is up there. 114 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,667 Kinross has the best bookstore in Michigan. 115 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,763 l ordered a book. lt didn't come in time for Christmas, 116 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,104 - so l gotta go get it. - What did you order? 117 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:05,302 A first edition - Freud's essays. 118 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,142 She'll love this. lt'll be a Christmas she never forgets. 119 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,706 (pilot) Attention. passengers The Kinross airport's been closed 120 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:17,051 due to heavy storm activity This flight will be diverted to Alpena 121 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,216 (passengers moan) 122 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:37,336 Excuse me. Could you tell us where the main terminal is? 123 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:43,178 Take two giant steps forward. 124 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,958 ls there still a chance we can make it to Kinross? 125 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:58,156 l don't see how. There'll be no more flights in or out until the storm's over. 126 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:03,031 But this is an emergency! The hospital has a special helicopter. 127 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,936 - What's the emergency? - We're leading an elf parade. 128 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:13,405 Try me again when you're donating a kidney. 129 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,676 We really have to get there. ls there a car-rental counter here? 130 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,842 Of course. 131 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:30,117 Now, what kind of car would you like? We're running a special on convertibles. 132 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:38,295 - lt's four degrees outside. - Then l'd advise you to leave the top up. 133 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:44,642 - Could you give us a map to Kinross? - No problem. 134 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,474 l don't think the map is going to do you much good. 135 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,674 - Why not? - The roads are closed. 136 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,379 Well, why are we renting a car if we can't drive it anywhere? 137 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:58,082 l was wondering the same thing myself. 138 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:06,031 This is just great. Stuck here in the airport, and Jill's gift is in Kinross. 139 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,430 ls there any place l can look for a book here? 140 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,961 - We have some books in our gift shop. - And the gift shop would be...? 141 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,946 OK, can l see some of your books? 142 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,848 Sorry. We're closed for the holidays. 143 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,224 There's no way we'll make it to the elf parade. 144 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:40,265 So we're trying to get a plane back when storm clears here. 145 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:42,664 l knew it would happen. You'll miss Christmas Eve! 146 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:47,138 l've never missed a Christmas Eve. Whatever it takes, l'm getting home. 147 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,801 Well, l hope so. The boys will be really disappointed when l tell them. 148 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,276 Wait. Hold on a second. Guys, it's your father. 149 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:56,212 He's stranded and he may not make it back tonight. 150 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,750 - All right! - Cool! 151 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:03,349 Wait a second! You don't want to see your father on Christmas Eve? 152 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:07,791 lt's not that. We just want to do the lighting contest by ourselves. 153 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:13,196 - (Tim) What's going on? - They're crushed. l'm comforting them. 154 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,893 - Put Randy on the phone. - Tim, l need to talk to llene. 155 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:19,233 Hold on. l gotta tell Randy how to put the runway lights on the manger. 156 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,536 This is more important. 157 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,973 Put llene on the phone, please. 158 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:33,776 - Sugar pumpkin? - No, sweet pea. l'll get sugar pumpkin. 159 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:36,779 Al? 160 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:41,156 l think l have a solution for New Year's Eve that's gonna make everybody happy. 161 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,161 - You do? - Yes. 162 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,424 Mother rings in the New Year with us, 163 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,399 but then we put her in a cab and have the weekend to ourselves. 164 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:53,404 Al, you are missing the whole point. You are 37 years old. 165 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:57,272 - Don't you think it's time to cut the cord? - Cut the cord? 166 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:01,575 Cut the cord?! lt's the only one that'll handle the lights! 167 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:05,913 This is not about your stupid lights! My relationship is hanging in the balance! 168 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,215 So, the extension cord's OK? 169 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:16,060 Al, you are gonna have to make a choice. lt is either me or your mother. 170 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,420 llene hung up. 171 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,224 There's gotta be some way out of here. Something else. 172 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,964 - A snowmobile? - That would work... 173 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,939 - OK. - ...if we had one. 174 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,306 How about a dog sled? 175 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,278 l've got a dog, and my grandson has a sled. 176 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:39,113 - Perfect. - Of course, my dog's a poodle. 177 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:49,793 Good. Thank you. l got some good news. The storm has let up in Kinross. 178 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:50,988 - All right. - Great! 179 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:54,931 Unfortunately, it's getting worse here. 180 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,662 ln fact, it might not let up for a couple of days. 181 00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:01,729 - We'll have to sleep here in the airport? - There are some hotels in town. 182 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:06,107 - Well, we'd better hurry up and book one. - Sorry. They were booked up hours ago. 183 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:11,980 - But l rent out a lovely room in my house. - OK, l'll bite. How much? 184 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,612 - lt's going for $45 a night. - OK. 185 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,124 Except in storm season. Then it's 200. 186 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:24,655 You know, pal, l'm gonna alert the Better Business Bureau about you. 187 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,088 Go ahead. 188 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,570 Can l help you? 189 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,409 This is the worst Christmas of my life! 190 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:52,150 l'm stuck in this dinky airport! My relationship is collapsing! 191 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,024 And l've cleaned out every cheese puff in this stupid vending machine! 192 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:59,258 And we have no place to sleep. 193 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,561 Hey, ma'am. Ma'am, you live around here. 194 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,660 Could my friend and l sleep at your house? We'll pay you money. 195 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,865 Perverts! 196 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,875 See you at home, Mom. 197 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:24,582 - Why are you putting that up there? - We had a little Wise Man accident. 198 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:29,094 Yeah. Now we have two Wise Men and a clown. 199 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:34,394 So now the three Wise Men come bearing gold, frankincense, and a seltzer bottle. 200 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:39,903 All right. He's all tied up. Bozo's on the roof. 201 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,940 Guys, why don't you take a break? llene's got cookies for you. 202 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:49,641 lf they taste salty, don't say anything. She's been crying into the batter. 203 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,253 l think l'll just have some milk. 204 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:01,054 Well, hi-de-ho-ho-ho, neighborette. And a Merry Christmas! 205 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,855 Maybe on your side of the fence. 206 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:05,590 l got boys crawling on the roof, Tim's stuck in Alpena, 207 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:09,191 and a depressed orthodontist crying into her pfeffernusse. 208 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:17,332 So, Tim is stuck in Alpena, huh? That is such a lovely town. 209 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:21,709 l have a good friend who works there. He's a clerk at the airport. 210 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,777 l'm so disappointed. 211 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:32,756 l wanted to give Tim his present tonight. l got him something special. 212 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,692 Well, l assume it has something to do with a car or a tool. 213 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,423 Oh, yeah, both. l got him a set of tools for the car. 214 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,761 And this thing called a power inverter. 215 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,098 lt allows you to plug your tools right into a car lighter. 216 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,798 lf he gets stuck in traffic, instead of swearing, he can build something. 217 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,864 (chuckles) 218 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,933 Sounds like the perfect gift for Tim. 219 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,844 - Are you and Judith together? - Yes, indeedy. 220 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,347 This is the first Christmas we've spent together. 221 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:02,319 And l am so looking forward to giving her the sweater that l knitted for her. 222 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,982 - You knitted her a sweater? - Mm-hm. 223 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,458 Right after l sheared the sheep and spun the wool. 224 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:12,224 - Wow! - Then later on, l'm gonna fix her dinner. 225 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:15,289 - What are you making? - Lamb chops. 226 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:24,538 OK. Thanks. l've got some good news for you. 227 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:30,947 ln the spirit of Christmas Eve, l'm slashing the price of my room back to $45. 228 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,478 ln other words, the storm is letting up. 229 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,554 Yes. Yes, it is. 230 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,252 You should be able to get a flight in about 1 5 minutes. 231 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:43,260 Finally! 232 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,629 Would you gentlemen care for some flight insurance? 233 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:47,892 No! 234 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,793 lt looks like we'll make it home for Christmas. 235 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:57,001 The only problem is l still don't know what to do about llene and my mother. 236 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,773 How can l choose between the woman who means more to me than anything, 237 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,314 or my girlfriend? 238 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,046 On the other hand, she is my mother. 239 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,650 But on the other hand, llene could be the mother of my children. 240 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,787 - On the other hand... - Al, that's eight hands. 241 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:22,766 Why don't you take one of them and slap yourself? 242 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,166 (beeping) 243 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,467 Excuse me. Are you by any chance a doctor? 244 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,269 No. He's a mama's boy. 245 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:38,806 OK, let me ask you a question. Have you ever thought about having kids? 246 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:44,484 - Of course. - That won't happen with your mother. 247 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:49,516 - Tim, you don't understand. - Well, just try me, will ya? 248 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:55,033 l made a promise before my dad died that l would take care of my mother. 249 00:18:55,100 --> 00:19:02,370 - And l just... l can't turn my back on her. - No one's asking you to do that. 250 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:06,207 l think llene just wants to feel that she won't take a back seat to your mother. 251 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,714 l mean, is she or is she not the most important woman in your life? 252 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,717 She's the most important woman under 50. 253 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:17,482 - You gotta do better than that, Al. - l don't know if l can! 254 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,189 When you made that promise to your dad, 255 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:27,221 don't you think he would've wanted you to fall in love and have a family? 256 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,290 - You're right. - l know l'm right. 257 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,962 lf your dad were here now, what would he say to you? 258 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:37,031 ''Al, stay with Mother. l'm going to the track.'' 259 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,680 l see your point. l think l have to set some limits with my mother. 260 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,845 Yes. And l'm gonna start by getting rid of this stupid beeper. 261 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,910 All right. 262 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:53,856 (pilot) Ladies and gentlemen. we're approaching the Detroit metropolitan area 263 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:59,626 Now . unfortunately. visibility is so low that we are unable to land 264 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,826 It looks like we may be diverted to Toledo 265 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,699 This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable! 266 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:09,138 l won't be home for the first time at Christmas. l have no gift for Jill. 267 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,269 - l won't see the boys' Christmas lights. - Have some faith, there's still time. 268 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,803 lt's hopeless. The kids'll be lighting it up now anyway. 269 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:39,370 Wait a minute A tremendous beam of light has just broken through the fog 270 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:43,534 That's my house! Those are our lights! 271 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,237 I've just heard from the tower that we now have visibility 272 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,871 and will be able to land after all 273 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,279 - All right! - Hey! 274 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,881 lf he lands there, he's gonna land right on the manger. 275 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,578 Wait a minute. 276 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,926 What's that clown doing next to baby Jesus? 277 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,059 l can't believe we won the lighting contest. 278 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:16,268 And helped land a plane. 279 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,540 Well, this just proves one thing, guys. 280 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,047 Dad's been holding us back all these years. 281 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,984 Oh, Al. l'm so glad we're back together again. 282 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:34,049 Me, too. And you know, it was the easiest decision of my life. 283 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:45,560 lt's a power inverter. All these tools for the car - l love this. Thanks. 284 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,935 - OK, my turn. - All right. You're gonna love it. 285 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,998 Undo this... all right. 286 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,601 lt's a beeper! 287 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:03,277 Well, l figured, you know, if any time l wanted to tell you l love you, 288 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,585 l can just do it 24 hours a day now. 289 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,215 (beeping) 290 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:16,461 Gee, Tim! l'd love to tell you how touched l am, but l have to call Al's mother. 291 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,505 - We have to sleep here in the airport? - Afraid not. 292 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:31,315 lt's, like, we can't have people walking around outside of the aircraft. 293 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,181 What are you gonna do? Drive to Detroit? 294 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:37,653 Pilot, there's people outside of the airplane. You're way too low. 295 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,521 You should be able to get a flight in about 1 5 minutes. 296 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,924 Finally! 297 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:45,758 Would you gentlemen care for some flight insurance? 298 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,492 No! 299 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:51,559 OK. But if your plane crashes, you'll be sorry.