1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:05,498 Today we show you how to build a man's bed. 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:09,906 We'll be using materials that make a man feel all warm and toasty inside. 3 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:13,309 Cold, hard steel. 4 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:16,872 That's right. We'll be cutting that steel with the Binford 61 00 chop saw. 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,680 She's a beauty, isn't she? 1 4-inch cut-off blade. 6 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:24,816 Make sure your steel is fastened securely. Use a smooth pull, makes for a smooth cut. 7 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:27,416 This is the steel for our headboard and frame. 8 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:31,430 And this is the backup steel for when Tim screws up. 9 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,398 Have a little faith, Al. 10 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,457 (turns on sa) 11 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:44,070 All right, well, here are the two equal side rails Tim cut. 12 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:49,077 Luckily, l cut some side rails earlier. 13 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:53,279 Now we gotta weld our flanges to our frame rails. l love welding. 14 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,820 You might say... 15 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,756 l carry a torch for it. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 16 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:01,316 We finished our frame. Now we attach it to the headboard. 17 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:05,125 And to form our design, we'll be using the Binford 61 00 bender. 18 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:08,929 Do you suppose you call this a bender because it's been partying all weekend? 19 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,630 Party! Ow! 20 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:13,001 Ow! 21 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,875 l don't think so, Tim. 22 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:19,741 The bender allows us to form our headboard 23 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,781 into any manly pattern that we choose. 24 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,476 A moose, a beer mug, jockstrap. 25 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:28,146 A moose holding a beer mug, wearing a jockstrap. 26 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:32,589 - We've chosen... - Doesn't matter what we've chosen. 27 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:35,719 Let's face it, men - no matter what design we put on the bed, 28 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:39,424 once your wife gets a hold of it, it will look like this... 29 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:42,297 Men, it's time we fight back. 30 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:44,734 We've got to de-frill, de-lace, 31 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:47,432 de-froufrou de bedroom. 32 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,705 That's why, next time on Tool Time. 33 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:55,714 we'll show you how a man designs his sleeping quarters and why it's called... 34 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,376 (together) The master bedroom. 35 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,299 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Mom. 36 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:57,173 When l was at the mall, l picked up some shirts for you. See if you like them. 37 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,234 l don't like them. 38 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,948 You haven't even looked at them. 39 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,153 Hate it. 40 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,589 Hate it. 41 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,486 Really hate it. 42 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:20,665 l don't care what anybody says, you're still my son. 43 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,565 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Dad. 44 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,733 Hi, honey. 45 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,138 What is that smile about? 46 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,870 Mm-mm. 47 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:38,006 Are you planning something sexy for us tonight, or have you been welding? 48 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,142 l've been welding. 49 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,619 - Hi, Mom, Dad. - Hi, sweetie. How was your day? 50 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:45,749 - Unbelievably excellent. - You were welding? 51 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:50,387 - No. l got an A on my English test. - All right! 52 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:53,830 - Great! l told you, you could do it. - l'm real proud of you. 53 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,392 See, all your hard work pays off. This is the second A. 54 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:00,098 Last year the only A l got stood for ''absent.'' 55 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,470 Yeah. 56 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,537 - (Brad) Hi, Randy. - Hi. You're a little late. 57 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:08,445 Yeah, l got kept after school for detention. 58 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,243 You? 59 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,885 Mr. Moreno wants to see you guys about it. 60 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,251 - Mr. Moreno? - He's that science teacher. 61 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,654 - We met him at the open house. - What did he say? 62 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,215 None of your business. 63 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:24,730 He's also my guidance counselor. He says l've been goofing off in class. 64 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,197 This isn't like you at all. What's going on? 65 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,792 - Nothing. - Bad answer. 66 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:34,670 l would have gone with, ''lt wasn't my fault. lt was the kid next to me.'' 67 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:38,575 That never worked for me. l was the kid next to me. 68 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,913 Randy, teachers don't give detention for nothing. 69 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:46,748 Actually, they do. lt's a new program, just started. 70 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,081 Randy. 71 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,679 What's the big deal? Brad always gets detention. 72 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,554 l'm not getting detention anymore. 73 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:56,220 l just got my second straight A in English. Of Mice and Men 74 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,264 Ha-ha. 75 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:02,495 Finally teaching pest control in school. That's good. 76 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,437 All right, science class. 77 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,444 Oh, l remember this smell. 78 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,146 Formaldehyde and frog guts. 79 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,215 (gru voice) l love frog guts. How about you? Yeah, yeah. 80 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:26,217 Would you look at the size of the liver on this guy? 81 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:29,056 l hope he had a designated driver. 82 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,459 l can't believe you're not worried about Randy. 83 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:35,592 Would you relax? This is the first time we've been called in. 84 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,727 When l was his age, my mom was at school so much, 85 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:41,968 they thought she was an eighth grader with a station wagon. 86 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:44,908 My parents first got called in seventh grade. 87 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:49,539 Mrs. Manujen, Home Ec. She gave me a D in casseroles. 88 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,182 So the problem goes back that far? 89 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,020 - Mrs. Taylor. - Oh, oh, hi. 90 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,461 - Good to see you again. - Nice to see you again. 91 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,021 Mr. Taylor, thanks for coming in. 92 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,466 l'd say thanks for having us, but that's... 93 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,561 that's probably not what most parents say at this point. 94 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:15,732 You would be the first. Please sit down. 95 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:23,007 l must admit, we were a little surprised to be called in for Randy. 96 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,572 He's never been in trouble. 97 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:28,780 We feel the reason Randy's having problems in class is that he's so bright. 98 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:34,020 - He's always ahead of the other students. - Well, what are we doing here? 99 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:38,393 Shouldn't you be talking to the parents of the dumb kids? 100 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:46,571 What's happening is Randy finishes his work so quickly 101 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,335 that he gets bored and becomes disruptive. 102 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,808 What should we do about it? 103 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,778 We have a program, where we send a few exceptional students 104 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,178 to the high school for certain classes. 105 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,309 We should send Randy to a high school science class? 106 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:01,945 And a math class. He's way ahead there, too. 107 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,148 Wow! 108 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:09,889 - l hadn't realized he was that advanced. - Well, it's not that surprising. 109 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:16,096 His dad skipped lntermediate Shop, went right to Advanced Metal. 110 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,136 Ah. 111 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,037 You were a shop prodigy. 112 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:25,875 Well, let's just say l was metallurgically well-endowed. 113 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,846 Excuse me. Can we get back to Randy? 114 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:32,510 Well, all in all, l think it would be great for Randy. Don't you? 115 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:36,521 Yeah, but what about Brad? We already have a son in the ninth grade. 116 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:40,320 l'm not sure how he'll react to his younger brother moving to the same grade. 117 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,827 He said it was just two classes, science and math. 118 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:45,625 We'd make sure they weren't in any of the same classes. 119 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:48,826 This is a big decision. We should give it a lot of thought. 120 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,665 Yeah, we should. Let's do it. 121 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,037 You shouldn't make any decisions until you see how Randy feels. 122 00:07:57,109 --> 00:08:01,136 - Talk it over with him and give me a call. - OK, we will. Thank you. 123 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,875 - You bet. My pleasure. - Thanks. 124 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:06,441 - You bet. My pleasure. After you. - No, please. 125 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:34,203 Just asked him one question and he spilled his guts. 126 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:47,021 l can't believe it. Mom and Dad are still at that teacher's conference. l'm dead. 127 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:50,585 As someone who's been through this many times, can l give you advice? 128 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,062 - Shoot. - All right. 129 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:56,261 As soon as Mom and Dad walk through that door, you gotta say, ''l'm sorry.'' 130 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:59,168 You know, like you really mean it. 131 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,871 All right, how's this? 132 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,933 l'm sorry. 133 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,973 Nope, not buying it. 134 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,210 - Hi, Randy. Hi, Brad. - Hey, guys. 135 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,277 l'm sorry. 136 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,154 Not buying it. 137 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,597 lt's OK, Randy. You're not in as much trouble as we thought. 138 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,864 - l'm not? - No. 139 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:35,704 Your teacher feels that you're goofing off because you're not being challenged. 140 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:39,176 So they want to move you to high school for science and math. 141 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,179 Really? 142 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,181 He's gonna be in my grade? 143 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,683 Just for two subjects He won't be in your classes. 144 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,879 - Are you OK with that? - l don't know. Why should l care? 145 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,287 Hey, that's the spirit. 146 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,091 So, Randy, this is a big decision. 147 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:58,426 l think you're gonna have to take some time and think about it. 148 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,362 You're right. Let's do it! 149 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:06,668 Randy, these kids are gonna be a lot bigger than you are. 150 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,401 Mom, the kids are always bigger than me. 151 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:12,535 You gotta love this guy's spirit. Always a positive thinker. 152 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,273 Ow. 153 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,713 - What's in your pocket? - Oh. 154 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,374 Pancreas. 155 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,620 Actually that's a colon. 156 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:31,393 Unbelievable. l think l'm in trouble, and l'm actually going to high school. 157 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,523 l'm gonna go tell Jeremy. 158 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:38,768 l guess it's settled. l'm gonna call the school and see if l can catch Mr. Marino. 159 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:44,105 - lf you find him, let him know that a... - Yeah, l know. The colon's in the mail. 160 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,378 - Can l talk to you for a second? - Sure, Dad. 161 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,439 lf Randy makes this move to high school, 162 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:55,681 l'd really like you to look out for him, make sure people don't push him around. 163 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,417 l'm sure Randy will do fine. 164 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,651 OK. 165 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,216 All right. Attaboy. 166 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:06,162 - Dad, l had a pretty cool day at school, too. - Yeah, what happened? 167 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:10,225 l went to classes, had a great lunch... 168 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:14,295 went to a few more classes and eventually l came home. 169 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:19,567 So all in all, we all had a great day. 170 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,204 Yeah. 171 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,007 Real great. 172 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:33,455 Welcome, ladies and gentleman, to the Binford 61 00 man's bedroom. 173 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,517 (cheers and applause) 174 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,687 (# fanfare) 175 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,540 Yeah, this is no babe's boudoir. 176 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,271 No honey's hideaway. 177 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,779 No wench's way station. 178 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,679 Men, you've had lace in your face for far too long. 179 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,243 Now it's time to come home... 180 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,653 to chrome. 181 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,951 That's why we built the Man's Bedroom. 182 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:12,020 So he feels as comfortable here as he does in his neighborhood bar. 183 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:16,159 ln fact, in the Man's Bedroom, we have the neighborhood bar. 184 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,875 - Well, Milton, how's business? - Slow. 185 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,178 - What will it be? - A perfect Manhattan for me 186 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,683 and a Shirley Temple for Al. 187 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,413 While Milton's mixing up my highball, let's look at the carpet. 188 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:43,324 lt's good for Saturday golf and Monday Night Football 189 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:44,953 Milton, l'm open! 190 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,021 Ooh. Ha-ha. 191 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,033 Looks like it's gonna be my day. 192 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,092 (dinging) 193 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,968 All right, let's take a look at the nightstands. 194 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,138 On my side... 195 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,444 a mesquite barbeque grill. 196 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:10,546 On your side... 197 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:16,990 You have a phone, place for your beer and a virtual reality system. 198 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:22,195 This way, when your wife's reading about Fabio, 199 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:25,362 you could be racing lndy with Mario. 200 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:31,240 ln this case, guys, a fast finishing bed is not a bad thing. 201 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:37,278 And if you do make your wife happy, she's got the little red button. Press this. 202 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,012 (cheers and applause) 203 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,125 Thank you, honey. l do what l can. 204 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,592 l'd like to show everyone my favorite part of the Man's Bedroom - the man's closet. 205 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,226 Most men don't like to take the time to coordinate their clothes. 206 00:13:56,302 --> 00:14:00,466 But in the man's closet, all the work is done for you. 207 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,337 Shirts, ties and pants are on rotating drums. 208 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,139 You just push the button for the appropriate occasion. 209 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:10,546 l'm going to my mother-in-law's. My wife nags me to look nice, so l push ''nag one.'' 210 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,916 (bell dings) 211 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,765 - That's a very nice ensemble, Tim. - Thank you, Al. 212 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,368 Now let's get to the problem of making that man's bed. 213 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:44,382 That's right. After a man has slept in it, it might look something like this. 214 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:51,012 Now, who wants to waste time with hospital corners and fluffing up sheets? 215 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,651 You just press the button and the man's bed becomes... 216 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,162 The man's pool table. 217 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,105 Of course we're gonna need some cues, Al. 218 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,243 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 219 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,814 OK, Randy. Let's hear it. How was your first day at high school? 220 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:29,383 Great. Except for the guy who asked me if l wanted a phone book to sit on. 221 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,361 Did you tell the teacher? 222 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,660 lt was the teacher. 223 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,229 lt's cool. He doesn't mind if you call him Baldy. 224 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,899 We had a teacher we called Baldy. 225 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,942 She minded. 226 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,610 Well, l've finished my math and l'm done with my homework. 227 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,776 Already? Wow, you're doing really well. 228 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,944 - Uh, l'm done too. - You too? 229 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,614 Good for you. l have a couple of smart guys here. 230 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,056 - l gotta go to the mall. - Can l come with you? 231 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:04,152 - Sure. Do you want to come, Brad? - l can't. l have to return a call to Angela. 232 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,220 OK. We'll see you later. 233 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,725 - Hey, Wilson. - Well, hi-ho, Tim. 234 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,091 - You going skiing? - Mm-hmm. 235 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,687 l don't know if l told you - l'm a biathlete. 236 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:44,168 Hey, whatever you do behind closed doors is your business. 237 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,936 Well, actually we do it outside. 238 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,202 Huh? 239 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:56,211 You see, Tim, the biathlon is a combination of cross-country skiing and target shooting. 240 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,841 l would have invited you, but l figured you were busy. 241 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,351 - Oh, has it ever been a busy week. - Mm. 242 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,947 Brad is becoming a really good student. Randy's so exceptional, 243 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,855 - he's moved up two classes. - Whoa! 244 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:11,055 And more importantly, l built a really cool man's bedroom. 245 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,226 - Hey, Wilson. - Neighborette. 246 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:17,496 Tim, l just got a call from the school about Brad. 247 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,161 - Another A? - No. 248 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:22,332 He flunked his last two tests and he hasn't been doing his homework. 249 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,935 - He's been doing so well. - You know what's going on, don't you? 250 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:29,003 Well, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out, no. 251 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:34,018 He can't concentrate 'cause the other kids are asking him about the Man's Bedroom. 252 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,690 Well, what's your theory? 253 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,025 Brad's problems began when Randy started going to the same school. 254 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,224 l would concur with Jill's theory. 255 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:51,793 He's been working so hard, and then Randy just swoops in and outshines him. 256 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,668 lt's awful. Brad was starting to feel good about himself. 257 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,437 - l don't want him getting discouraged. - What are we going to do? 258 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:03,072 Well, maybe you can remind Brad of the famous Hindustan proverb: 259 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:07,209 ''True nobility lies not in being superior to another man, 260 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,720 but in being superior to one's previous self.'' 261 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,348 - Ooh, yeah! - That is so perfect. 262 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,689 Like it. Where do you keep coming up with these things? 263 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,319 Oh, neighbor, neighbor. 264 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:22,095 l've spent my life studying the wisdom of intelligent thinkers and philosophers. 265 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:25,568 However, this one l read in a fortune cookie. 266 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,537 - Well, thanks. - See ya later. 267 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,146 Brad, we got a call from your school. 268 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,241 You did? 269 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,947 They say you're not turning in your homework and your grades have slipped. 270 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,648 So, things are back to normal. 271 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,318 Up until last week, you were having the best year ever. 272 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:51,191 Does this have to do with Randy going to your school? 273 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,252 No. 274 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:56,563 Does this have anything to do with the Man's Bedroom? 275 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,305 Brad, there's got to be some reason that you stopped trying. 276 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,436 You were becoming such a good student. 277 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,277 - Randy's the good student. - You're both good students. 278 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,045 He finishes his homework before l can put my name on mine. 279 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,712 This is not about who finishes first. 280 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:19,655 lt's about getting the work done and absorbing what you've learned. 281 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:24,253 Yeah? Well, he's better at that, too. Everything comes easier to him. 282 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:28,493 Honey, you shouldn't compare yourself to Randy or anybody else. 283 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,262 That's right. Um... 284 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,099 This famous man Hindu Stan... 285 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:38,737 He never compared himself to his brother Hindu Bob. 286 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,176 Hindu Bob? 287 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,238 Look... 288 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,254 Honey, you should take pride in how hard you've worked 289 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,018 and how much you've improved. 290 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,582 School's hard for me, Mom. 291 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,526 l know. 292 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,191 Brad, your best quality has always been 293 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,758 that you don't give up when things get difficult. 294 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:09,603 l remember when you were a baby, and you first started eating solid food, 295 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,304 the spoon never got near your mouth, you had applesauce all over your hair. 296 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,508 Peas in your nose. Which wasn't very attractive because you sneezed a lot then. 297 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,676 (mock sneezes) 298 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:20,775 Yeah. 299 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:25,255 The important thing is you wouldn't let us help. You did it till you could do it yourself. 300 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,815 Or when you started learning how to ride a bike. 301 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:32,387 Remember that bike l built you? We did the metal plate paint job on that. 302 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:37,231 lt had a banana seat and it had a heated seat in that. We had a coil run through that. 303 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:41,534 The point that your father will get to is that no matter how many times you fell, 304 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,043 you wouldn't let us hold on to the bike - you were determined to do it. 305 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:49,706 l'm a genius. l taught myself how to eat and ride a bike. 306 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:54,913 You also taught yourself how to get A's in school. 307 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,114 You were very proud of yourself about that. 308 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,714 Yeah, but l had to bust my butt. 309 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:02,453 When l was in school English was my worst subject... 310 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,963 - l thought it was history. - History and English. 311 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:10,866 - What about Spanish? - Put an el corko in it, senrita, all right? 312 00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,304 The worst part of English to me was creative writing, 313 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,209 where l had to express all these great ideas l had. 314 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,975 lt was really hard to me, but l worked at it, 315 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:26,950 and l got better grades and l felt great because of that. 316 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,546 Yeah, l gotta admit, getting those A's felt pretty good. 317 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,118 The greatest accomplishments in your life 318 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:38,561 are gonna be the things that you really have to work hard for. 319 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,224 - l guess you're right. - Of course she is. Look at me. 320 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,268 l was finally able to express my ideas 321 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:48,398 and one of them eventually became the Man's Bedroom. 322 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,211 Hey. 323 00:21:58,283 --> 00:21:59,875 Hey, Randy. 324 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:02,818 Could one of you pick me up after school tomorrow? 325 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,186 Yeah. High school or junior high school? 326 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,057 Junior high school, but then you have to take me to the high school. 327 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,186 - Extracurricular activity? - Uh-huh. 328 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,821 Detention. 329 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,924 You're getting detention in high school now? 330 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,971 - lt wasn't my fault. - Well, who's fault was it? 331 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,097 l was trying to concentrate on my work, 332 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,736 and all these kids kept on bugging me about the Man's Bedroom. 333 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,884 - Really? - ln your dreams, Pop.