1 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:09,933 - Whoa. That must be Bud's new truck. - l told you he was getting one. 2 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:15,341 Hi, Mr. Harper. So, what brings you out on location? 3 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:20,944 Well, what brings me out here is l'm your boss and l sign your paycheck. 4 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,489 And what lovely penmanship you have, sir. 5 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:26,184 Al, nobody likes a suck-up. 6 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:32,164 Oh, by the way, Tim, thanks for the custom gearshift knob you got me for my truck. 7 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:34,299 lt's OK, boss. 8 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,595 - Bud, telephone call for you. - Thanks, Heidi. 9 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,001 Sure. 10 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:42,940 All right, Al. Once we go on the air, l'll go up and nail that facia board. 11 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,943 You give the tips on winter painting. 12 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:48,208 Be careful. You don't want to drop anything on Bud's new truck. 13 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:50,977 Well, why don't you just move it? 14 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,543 - Heidi, l'll need some masking tape. - Sure. Here you go. 15 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,555 - Thanks. - Hey, Tim. 16 00:00:56,623 --> 00:01:00,684 This new gearshift knob you have doesn't have any numbers or letters on it. 17 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,695 - Which one is reverse? - Uh, over and down. 18 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,325 No, up, up and over that... 19 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:13,004 My left. Your left would be my... my... my left. 20 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:14,929 Yeah. 21 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,282 Tim! 22 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:30,015 - Are you all right? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,285 The truck broke my fall. 24 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:36,560 Oh, no, look at this truck! 25 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,496 Do you think we can clean the paint off before Bud sees it? 26 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,693 Oh, no! 27 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:34,318 Hey, Mark. Looking good. 28 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,879 Thanks. l only got one more decal to put on and l'm done. 29 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:40,653 - How are you doing? - What do you think? 30 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:45,226 lt doesn't really look like a Spitfire. 31 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:48,893 That's because it's a combination - Spitfire and Mustang. 32 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:52,904 l don't know what to call it. A Spitstang or a Musfire. 33 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,937 l've never seen mag wheels on a plane before. 34 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:01,441 Four. A rear spoiler and dual exhaust. Huh? 35 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,505 Why would you need all that? 36 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:07,781 ln case you pull up next to a guy in a cloud who wants to race, that's why. 37 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,620 - Hi, guys. - Hi, honey. 38 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,682 Dad and l are finished building our planes. 39 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,823 Oh, wow. Mark, your Spitfire looks great. 40 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:21,457 How about mine? 41 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:29,104 l think you should spit on it and set it on fire. 42 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:33,806 This is the best one l've made so far. l'm gonna go put it with my others. 43 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,043 lt's beautiful. l'm so glad you've found a hobby. 44 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:39,641 Great. He finally found something he likes doing. 45 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:43,485 No one could be happier than me. One thing l always said about my boys: 46 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:48,255 lf they can't learn to love cars, please God let them love something with an engine. 47 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:52,162 You know where you could take him? The Yankee Air Museum. 48 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:56,430 - l read they're having a special exhibit. - Great idea. l'll take him Saturday. 49 00:03:56,502 --> 00:04:00,199 l won't have to suffer through one of your piano lessons again. 50 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,371 Excuse me. Did you say suffer? 51 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,310 Well, suffer in a good way. 52 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:12,078 We all know that suffering makes us stronger. 53 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,188 Tim, do you have any idea how lame that was? 54 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,085 l'm never sure till l'm done. 55 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,126 (# ''Moonlight Sonata'")) 56 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,205 (hits wrong key) 57 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:48,445 (discordant notes) 58 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,651 (# resumes) 59 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,990 (hits wrong key) 60 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:03,492 (hits wrong keys) 61 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,998 You know, l really need to get this piano tuned. 62 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,701 l don't think it's the piano. 63 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:14,376 - You obviously haven't been practicing. - Oh, yes, l have. 64 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,675 - 30 minutes a day? - Yes. 65 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,273 - Every day? - Every day almost. 66 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,649 Which means once a week. 67 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,419 And when she is playing, she's usually talking on the phone. 68 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:29,154 Complaining how annoying her teacher is. 69 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,822 - Really? - No, no. Not you. 70 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:34,594 - That's my psychology teacher. - Ah. 71 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,933 - Thanks, boys. You've been a big help. - Hey, anytime. 72 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:43,908 Jill, why do you want to play the piano? 73 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,570 Well, um... 74 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:50,776 When l was a child, everybody said that l showed a lot of promise. 75 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:54,286 Apparently, that promise has been broken. 76 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,987 - Are you saying l should give up? - No. 77 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:04,928 l'm saying that if you want to learn to play, you have to commit to it and focus. 78 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:09,127 l am focused. l'm focused! l just... l have a very hectic schedule. 79 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:13,798 l have three boys and, and my husband is insane, and l go to school. 80 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:17,604 - l had tons of homework this week... - Can it! 81 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:21,875 l've been teaching for 50 years. l've heard every excuse in the book. 82 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:25,941 ''l broke a nail.'' ''Dog ate my music.'' 83 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:30,216 ''Had to go fight in World War ll.'' 84 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,722 Fighting for your country is not a good excuse? 85 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:39,754 Not for me. Jill, l have no tolerance for slackers. 86 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:44,769 lf you want to be my student, you have to practice 30 minutes every day 87 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:48,170 and focus, focus, focus! 88 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,209 You know, l love what you're doing with your hair. 89 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:06,252 Man, l thought when you practice, you're supposed to get better. 90 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:10,022 That only works if you have a little thing called talent. 91 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,258 You know, maybe it's just us. 92 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:15,323 (# discordant notes) 93 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,564 lt's not us. 94 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,740 Hey, l've got an idea. Come on. 95 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:29,208 Hey, Mom, the music sounds fantastic. 96 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,718 - You think? - l thought l was listening to a radio. 97 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:36,846 l still have the rest of the half hour to do, you know. l gotta play this... 98 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:39,483 four more times. 99 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:42,221 That would be a big mistake. 100 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,819 Really? How come? 101 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,387 There is a danger in overpracticing. 102 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:53,029 There's a bigger danger in trying to pull a fast one on your mother. 103 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:56,768 Now, listen, guys. l'm going to play this until l get it right. 104 00:07:56,843 --> 00:08:01,837 All right. But don't blame us when you miss your grandchildren's weddings. 105 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:21,022 Sounds great. l thought l was listening to the radio. 106 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,295 - Brad and Randy already tried that. - Really? 107 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:30,309 Did they try this? lf you don't stop playing that piano, l'm going to kill myself. 108 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,402 No, they didn't. How was the airplane museum? 109 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:36,175 The best. You should see what they have there, Mom. 110 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,685 A B-52 Stratofortress and our favorite, an F-1 02 Delta Dagger. 111 00:08:39,752 --> 00:08:42,186 And best of all, no piano. 112 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,256 And they let us go up in one of those turboprops. 113 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:50,056 - Ooh! One of those simulator things? - No. A little plane. 114 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,597 - You took him up in a little plane? - Yeah. 115 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:55,532 Those things are disasters waiting to happen. 116 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:58,468 They're like Tool Time with wings. 117 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,468 No, they're not. 118 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:06,137 Dad said l could, you know, take flying lessons if you said it was OK. 119 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,702 Oh. 120 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,771 Did he? 121 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,641 He might have. 122 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,353 So, what do you say? 123 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:20,825 l say that this is one of those things your father and l need to discuss in private. 124 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,292 OK. 125 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:27,890 But just remember, l've never wanted to do anything more in my entire life. 126 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:35,907 Only you could turn a trip to the museum into a journey to death. 127 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,609 Before you get bent out of shape, take a look at the facts. 128 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:43,410 No, here is a fact: there is no one who's going to convince me 129 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:46,679 that an 1 1 -year old child should be taking flying lessons. 130 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,220 They teach kids younger than Mark how to fly. 131 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,721 That doesn't make it safe. 132 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:57,286 They have a lot of sis-tis... sis-sis-tid... There's stat... tistis... There's t-t-t... 133 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:03,598 There's facts in here that show that flying a small plane is safer than driving a car. 134 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:06,331 Well, sure, the way you drive. 135 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:10,842 He'd be trained by a highly experienced instructor who's logged over 1 000 hours... 136 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,846 l don't care if it's a million hours. lt only takes ten seconds to crash. 137 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,610 Honey, honey, honey. 138 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:22,950 We in the aviation business don't use the word ''crash.'' 139 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,422 lt sounds so negative. 140 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,926 Well, honey... 141 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:32,590 some of us think a plane going down in flames is kind of a negative thing. 142 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:37,329 These planes are safe. They're checked every 1 00 hours. They inspect the engine. 143 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:41,806 Do they inspect the brains of the parents who sign their kids up for these classes? 144 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:45,037 Maybe. Read the brochure. l haven't read the whole thing. 145 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,841 Tim, there is no way that l'm gonna let Mark do this. 146 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:50,643 - He's finally found a hobby. - No, no! 147 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:54,675 Fishing is a hobby, building model planes, that's a hobby. 148 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:58,281 Flying kamikaze missions over Detroit, not a hobby. 149 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,184 - Kamikaze missions? - Yeah. 150 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:06,027 You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al. 151 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,698 - So, can l take flying lessons? - l'm sorry, honey. 152 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:16,766 But your father and l discussed it, and we decided that it's really not a good idea. 153 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:21,176 ln other words, Mom said no and you caved. 154 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,173 l didn't cave. She thinks... 155 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:30,052 She and l... think it'd be better if you got a little older to take these lessons. 156 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,487 How old? 157 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:34,856 Have your ever heard of a man named Methuselah? 158 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,261 Hi. Welcome back to a very special Tool Time 159 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,964 l guess we should move back to our interview area. 160 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,065 Better yet, let's have the interview area move to us. 161 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,872 Good idea. Heidi, the interview area, please. 162 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,936 Here you go, Tim. 163 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:06,988 Two years ago, we were fortunate to have the crew of the space shuttle ndeavor 164 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:11,996 Today, we're honored to meet the crew of the space shuttle Columbia 165 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:18,666 lt's amazing they're here. 166 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,765 Yes. Especially after you tried to steal one of the ndeavor crew's space tools. 167 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:26,437 l borrowed it, in case l was taking my family to the gas giant. 168 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,481 That would be Jupiter, not your mother. 169 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:36,616 Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a warm welcome for the crew of the Columbia 170 00:12:56,408 --> 00:13:00,742 First, let's welcome Ken Bowersox, who's been here with us before on Tool Time 171 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,543 He was with the ndeavor last time. Welcome aboard. 172 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:09,521 Thank you, Tim. For the record, l'd just like to say that you did try to steal that tool. 173 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:13,854 And for the record, l'd just like to say ''Bowersox'' is still a real funny name. 174 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,584 Next to Ken is Cady Coleman. 175 00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:19,529 (cheers and applause) 176 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:24,297 And next to her is Kathryn Thornton, who's spent over a 1 ,000 hours in space. 177 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,361 That's right, Tim. 178 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,739 But 21 of those hours were outside the cabin. 179 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,506 Anything to get away from Ken, huh? 180 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:38,176 No. We were doing things like trying to repair the Hubble Space Telescope. 181 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,946 Ah, you don't have to cover for him. 182 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:46,789 And last but not least, payload specialists Fred Leslie and Al Sacco. 183 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,850 (cheers and applause) 184 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:53,426 Let me ask you guys a question that l'm sure most of us want to know. 185 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,626 Do your mothers worry about you being in space? 186 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:58,499 My mom never has a problem with me orbiting around the Earth. 187 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:03,270 She only gets nervous when l fly in those small airplanes. 188 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,539 Jill, l'm sure he's just kidding around. 189 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:10,946 So, Al, guess what l have in common with all these astronauts. 190 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:15,476 You've all had a fire lit under your butt and shot into space? 191 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:20,290 Well, that and Ph.D. lf you remember, a couple of months ago, l got a Ph.D. 192 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,486 All the astronauts also have Ph.Ds. 193 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:26,224 Actually, Tim, that's not true. Everyone has one but me. 194 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,596 Well, isn't that a shame, Ken? 195 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,370 Do you guys razz him for not having a doctorate? 196 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,531 - No, we don't, Tim. - Why not? 197 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,768 'Cause he's the commander. 198 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:41,404 Fred, tell us a little something about what you guys did up there. 199 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:45,246 We had a 1 6-day mission where we conducted scientific experiments. 200 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,751 We focused on things like the physics of fluids. 201 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:52,655 Hm-hmm. Give me a couple of beers, l'll teach you about the physics of fluids. 202 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:58,522 Then l guess our mission was completely unnecessary. 203 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:07,536 Before the astronauts went up in space, l put a care package together for NASA - 204 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,973 a special screwdriver l made and some classic episodes of Tool Time 205 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,739 - They came in handy. - Who got to use the screwdriver? 206 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,781 Me, and l brought a videotape of me using it in space. 207 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:20,046 Thanks, Kathryn. Heidi, let's take a look at it. 208 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:30,158 Congratulations, Tim, on your first intergalactic screwup. 209 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,359 You enjoyed the Tool Time episodes? 210 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,266 We watched them every night. lt helped us unwind. 211 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,463 Let's take a look at that. 212 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,234 (Tim) Ah, the Porta-Potti episode. 213 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,511 We never slept better, Tim. 214 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,387 (# muled notes) 215 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,828 Brad! 216 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,736 Randy! 217 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:17,136 - Yeah, Mom? - How do you explain this? 218 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,876 We were, uh, looking for the hamper in the middle of the night 219 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,711 and obviously we were a little off. 220 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,687 Am l that bad? 221 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:36,786 Let me put it this way. Have you ever seen us pick up our dirty laundry before? 222 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:42,596 No. You're right. But now you can pick it up and go put it on the washing machine, OK? 223 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,564 Hi, Mark. 224 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,105 You're still not talking to me? 225 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,509 Oh, honey! 226 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:58,846 Look. Look. l got you something really cool. This is a P-38 Lightning. 227 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:02,318 Keep it. l don't care about planes anymore. 228 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:06,484 - Well, couldn't you find another hobby? - Like what? Stamp collecting? 229 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:09,493 Well, that'd be good. Or coins or paperweights. 230 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:12,621 l, as a child, collected butterflies. 231 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,223 l, as a child, could care less. 232 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,402 (panting) 233 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,680 Wilson? 234 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,145 Well, hi-ho, good neighbor. 235 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,789 Are you trying to get pneumonia 236 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,853 or rehearsing for a production of No. No. Nanette? 237 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,825 No, no, no, Jill. 238 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,463 - Have you heard of the Polar Bear Club? - Yeah. 239 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,632 lt's that group of maniacs that swim in the middle of winter. 240 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:58,335 Well, say hello to the head maniac. 241 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,444 Boy, this can be an invigorating hobby. 242 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:04,846 At least it's less dangerous than the one Mark wants to have. 243 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,782 He wants to take flying lessons. 244 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,877 - Oh, mm-hmm. - Uh-huh. Yeah. 245 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,752 And Tim is trying to convince me of how safe it is. 246 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,849 Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, 247 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,487 l assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe. 248 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,656 - l didn't know you were a pilot. - Yes. 249 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:24,134 l've logged over a 1 ,000 hours since l flew spy planes during the war. 250 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,467 - You were a spy? - Mm-hmm. 251 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,835 Which war? 252 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,897 l'm not at liberty to say. 253 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,879 Well, l just hate the idea of Mark flying in these planes. 254 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,850 My father flew in those small military planes all the time, 255 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,512 - Right. - And even though it was peacetime, 256 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,524 my mother was always a basket case until he got back. You know, we all were. 257 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,425 Well, Jill, from what you tell me of your family, 258 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,259 l'm reminded of the behavior of baboons. 259 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:58,162 The studies showed that the offspring of baboons pick up their parents' fears, 260 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,331 whether those fears are justified or not. 261 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:05,604 You're saying l'm afraid for Mark because my mother projected her fears onto me? 262 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:10,239 Well, l can't say that for sure. Jill, have you ever been up in a small plane? 263 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,510 Of course. 264 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,018 The Dumbo ride at Disney World. 265 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,652 l think what would really help you is to take a ride in a small aircraft 266 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,058 just to see how darn safe they really are. 267 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,757 l don't think so. l'd be too scared. 268 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:31,428 Well, are you really scared, or are you just echoing your mother's fears? 269 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:36,566 l don't know. l'd hate to think that l was passing my fears onto the kids, though. 270 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:43,377 Thanks to their father, they're afraid of glues, hammers and anything in reverse. 271 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:50,650 Well, l'd be glad to take you up. lt's just that there are a few countries l can't fly over. 272 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,155 Which ones? 273 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,590 l'm not at liberty to say. 274 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,693 - How am l doing, Wilson? - Very well. 275 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:10,607 Especially for someone who's never taken a lesson. You have a natural aptitude. 276 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:15,045 He sure does. Hey, Mark, watch out for the skydiver by the crosswalk! 277 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,978 (Wilson laughs) 278 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,314 - How's it going back there, Jill? - Pretty good. 279 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,445 lt's not near as scary as l thought it would be. 280 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:28,050 Well, then perhaps you'd consider removing your fingernails from my thigh. 281 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,286 Sorry. 282 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,456 - This is really cool, isn't it, Mom? - Way cool. 283 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:37,024 Boy, you can sure see a lot of stuff. Look, the Silverdome's ov... 284 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,694 Ah! 285 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,759 - Whoops! - Uh-oh. 286 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:40,998 What did l do? 287 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:45,601 ''Whoops'' is not a word l want to hear 2,000 feet up in the air. 288 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,304 (engine stops) 289 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,438 Oh, my God. What's happening? 290 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,915 Tim just hit the mixture control, which caused the engine to die. 291 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,419 ''Die'' is even worse that ''whoops''! 292 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,655 Don't panic, Jill. l'll just readjust the mixture. 293 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:00,714 (engine starts) 294 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:05,058 And l'll level the course. There. That's better. 295 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:09,163 l'm sorry. ls there something l can do, Wilson? 296 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:12,260 Actually, Tim, there's a very special job l have for you. 297 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,396 - Great. What is it? - Take your hands... 298 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:18,170 - Got them. - Place them firmly under your butt... 299 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:19,866 OK. 300 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,176 And leave them there for the rest of the flight. 301 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:27,151 So, Mom, can l take flying lessons? 302 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,208 Yeah. 303 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,313 So long as you leave your father home. 304 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,551 Wilson, can we land now? 305 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,093 Land? l never learned how to do that. 306 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,591 He's kidding. You're kidding, right? 307 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,930 l'm not at liberty to say. 308 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:04,184 What happened to focus, focus, focus? 309 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:08,454 lt went out the window, window, window. 310 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:11,792 Jill, you were supposed to practice every day. 311 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:18,530 l tried, l tried! But my kids, they just kept stuffing their dirty laundry in my piano. 312 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:23,202 - Laundry in the piano? - Yeah. Yeah. 313 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,607 Jill, if you weren't going to practice, 314 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:30,341 you might have spent the time coming up with a better excuse. 315 00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:35,918 You know, Bowersox, up in space, you may be commander, 316 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:39,650 but down here, l am mission control. 317 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:43,752 You guys are good at getting out of tight situations. Try this. 318 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:57,465 We'll be right back after these messages from Binford.