1 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:04,898 Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building. 2 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:08,600 Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom. 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,639 Kelly Barnes, from Detroit Today 4 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,703 - The newsmagazine show. - Right. 5 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:18,217 You know, her show on fabric softeners changed my life. 6 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:23,586 lt turns out that Light 'N' Fluffy was responsible for my chafing problem. 7 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:28,821 - l had this really scaly rash right here... - Al, Al, l just ate lunch. 8 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:33,594 Hi, Tim? l'm Kelly Barnes, Detroit Today. Channel 1 0. 9 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:38,694 Hi, Kelly Barnes. Tim Taylor, Tool Time What are we? Channel 1 23 now, l think. 10 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,536 - Al Borland. Pleasure to meet you. - You too. 11 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,304 l stopped chafing because of you. 12 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,975 Just now? 13 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,515 No. 14 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:53,678 - Al? Got something to do? - Yeah. Yeah. 15 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:54,913 What can l do for you? 16 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:59,550 Well, Tim, Detroit Today is thinking about doing a story on you and your show. 17 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,218 Can you capture what we do? 18 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:05,162 lt's not just about tools - it's about reclaiming the male spirit. 19 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:08,291 Yeah, l know. lt's a powerful manifesto for men in the '90s. 20 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,963 Well, not just for men in their 90s, but younger men, too. 21 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:18,269 Hey! That looks just like the old jack plane my dad used to use. 22 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:20,835 They started making these in the 1 8th century. 23 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,575 Right. You know your tools. 24 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,708 You know what would make a great Tool Time? 25 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:29,687 - An entire show about hand tools. - l love that idea. 26 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,523 You know, l've always been fascinated by that whole mantoolgestalt thing. 27 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,459 Yeah, me too. 28 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:39,123 (whispering) Gestalt? 29 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,895 Do you feel that when you use a hand tool, 30 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:46,029 that it's like an extension of your own body? 31 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,301 l do now. 32 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:43,051 (blows nose) 33 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:49,034 - Mom, we're hungry. - How come you're not cooking dinner? 34 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:53,903 Look at me. Does it look like l'm capable of preparing a decent meal? 35 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:58,467 No one said it had to be decent. Just make what you usually make. 36 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,707 Mom, you didn't iron my pants for school tomorrow. 37 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:07,481 Well, l am so sorry, Brad. l have been selfishly tending to my fever. 38 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:11,888 Hand them over and l'll iron them with the heat from my forehead! 39 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,425 All right, sorry. 40 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,484 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dad. How's it going? 41 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,723 Great. 42 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:21,255 - How're you feeling? - Lousy. My head feels like a lead balloon-- 43 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:25,771 That's too bad. l'll tell you, the good news is l feel great. 44 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:27,999 - Big week at Tool Time - What's going on? 45 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:31,441 We're gonna do a show on hand tools, which are not just hand tools. 46 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:35,675 They're an extension of my body. 47 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:40,412 Tim, l think you and your tools are seeing too much of each other. 48 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:43,683 Detroit Today doesn't think so. They're doing a profile on me. 49 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:46,725 - ls that that show with Kelly Barnes? - She was at the studio today. 50 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,762 Man, she's fine! Does she look that awesome in person? 51 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,888 Oh-ho-ho! 52 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,866 Nothing compared to your mother, of course. 53 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,902 - We have a special show today. - lt's actually more than a show. 54 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:07,106 lt's a powerful metaphor of how men live their lives today. 55 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:11,844 We're going to be getting back to basics. We'll be working entirely with hand tools. 56 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,785 l like to call it Tool Time Unplugged 57 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,288 We're doing a whole show with no power. 58 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,486 Because real power doesn't come from an electrical current. 59 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:25,657 lt comes from the current within man. 60 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:33,467 Of course, you want to be sure that that current is grounded in reality. 61 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,599 We're gonna be building a mahogany chest like this one. 62 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:40,703 Starting out with a hand saw. When a man uses a hand saw instead of a power saw, 63 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,977 he can see and feel the relationship between the saw and the wood. 64 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,883 See it and feel it. 65 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,854 See and feel. 66 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,174 l don't see anything happening. 67 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,342 Well, that's because mahogany is a very, very dense wood. 68 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,407 Ah. 69 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:22,318 The challenge with hand tools is you gotta stick with it. 70 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:25,380 So, Al, please stick with it. 71 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:30,862 While Al is sticking, l'd like to talk about the deeper meaning behind Tool Time 72 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:34,161 What defines the soul of man? 73 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:40,729 Stick with me while we plumb the depths of my own personal gestalt. 74 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:47,071 Tim, the only thing these people want to see you plumb is a toilet. 75 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,810 You misjudge my audience. l think they wanna go on this manly journey with me. 76 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,579 Right, guys? 77 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,049 You guys, sit back down. 78 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:01,253 Next segment, Heidi's doing a vibrating-sander demonstration. 79 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:09,029 Tim, fabulous show! 80 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,401 Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man? 81 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,461 Oh... 82 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,531 Usually around here the current runs through the man. 83 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:20,602 Very clever. So, what are you gonna show me next? 84 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:24,878 We can either go to my house and show you where the Tool Man takes off his belt. 85 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,852 Or we can go by Harry's Hardware, where l bought the belt. 86 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:32,152 Well, we should do both. l want to know everything there is to know about you. 87 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:36,958 Yeah. OK, well... We might as well start at the beginning. 88 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:40,590 When l was first born, l was a tool man... actually, a tool tot. 89 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,634 - You know my first two words? - No. 90 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,397 Ooh, ooh. 91 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,369 - That's so cute. - Let's go to Harry's Hardware. 92 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,907 - This way. - Good night. 93 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,533 Bye. 94 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:57,245 - Did you see the way they were flirting? - Al, they're just being friendly. 95 00:06:57,316 --> 00:07:02,083 Friendly? She was coming on to him. And he was coming unglued faster than... 96 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,350 than the last thing he glued. 97 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,153 She's not coming on to him. 98 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:13,893 Oh, you just wouldn't understand. You're not a sexual creature like me. 99 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:17,597 (doorbell rings) 100 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,831 (coughing) 101 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,375 - Oh, hi, Al. - Hi. 102 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:29,279 Tim told me you were sick, so l brought you over my very special vaporizer. 103 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:33,444 l've used this ever since l was a little boy to nurse myself back to health. 104 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,987 That is so sweet. 105 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:38,785 There you go. 106 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:42,157 Now, the cowboy's arm is the onoff switch. 107 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:47,464 And the steam comes out the horse's mouth. 108 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:48,625 Gosh. 109 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:53,502 l don't know whether to say ''thank you'' or ''yippee-ti-yi-yo.'' 110 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:58,408 Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it. 111 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,571 Thanks, partner. 112 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,773 By the way, l saw Tool Time today. 113 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:07,513 Am l insane or did l hear Tim actually use the word ''gestalt''? 114 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:12,351 Well, he picked that up from me, 'cause l use that all the time. 115 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:17,124 l can't stop using that word. Gestalt. Gestalt, gestalt! 116 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,030 He was showing off for that reporter, wasn't he? 117 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,625 Reporter? No, no, no! 118 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:27,298 He was showing off for me. 119 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:33,837 And it's my fault, because l used that musk aftershave. 120 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,211 He is so pathetic. 121 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,409 A beautiful woman strokes his ego, 122 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:43,649 and he starts strutting around like he's God's gift to cable television. 123 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:47,181 - l'm sure you have nothing to worry about. - Should l be worried? 124 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,784 No. l'm not worried. 125 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,091 lt's OK with me if he wants to act like an idiot. 126 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,154 Does it all the time. 127 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:57,599 As long as he doesn't send out any signals that he's interested in her. 128 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:01,470 No. Definitely not sending out signals. No. 129 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:07,706 But if he was, which he's not, what kind of signals would those be? 130 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:13,712 Well, when Tim was first interested in me, he would do things like 131 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,949 brush the hair out of my eyes and tuck it behind my ear. 132 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,617 Or when he held the door open for me, he'd guide me through 133 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,991 by gently touching the small of my back. 134 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:26,554 When l was first dating llene, l had some pretty smooth moves of my own. 135 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:27,997 Yeah? 136 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,434 There was this one night at miniature golf, 137 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:37,136 l gave her this kind of subtle come-hither look as we stood by the windmill. 138 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,211 l see the chafing's back, Al. 139 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:52,152 - Right this way. - Come on in. 140 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,193 All right. Here we are in the home of the Tool Man. 141 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,355 - Let's take a look around. Here's my wife. - Ah! 142 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:02,800 - Here's his lovely wife Jill. - God, Tim! 143 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,769 You didn't tell me they were coming tonight! l look awful! 144 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:11,037 Oh, you look great... except for that crusty stuff around your nose. 145 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,409 - Tim! - This is Kelly Barnes from Detroit Today 146 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,004 - Hi. - Hi, Jill. 147 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,744 Nick, cut. Jill, look, you don't have to worry. 148 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,184 We'll interview you and the kids another time. 149 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,278 l'd ap... ap... 150 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,381 (sneezing) ...preciate it. 151 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,983 Sorry. Sorry. 152 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,721 Thank you. 153 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:36,860 Hi, Al. Nice to see you. l didn't know you and Tim were friends outside of the show. 154 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:41,896 Yes, we are. l'm also extremely fond of Tim's beloved wife Jill. 155 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:45,808 l just stopped by to lend her my cowboy vaporizer. 156 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:50,542 lt's a great companion piece to his Howdy Doody heating pad. 157 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,644 Oh, l love men who are funny. 158 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,455 l love being funny. 159 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:02,551 What do you say we go to the garage, and l'll show you the hot rod. 160 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:03,754 - Oh, great. - OK? 161 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:08,698 Um, you've seen the Tool Man at work. Now you see the Tool Man at play. 162 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,163 Gotta go! 163 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,918 So, are you finally done? 164 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:33,982 Well, l am, but there's no telling when those two will be done. 165 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,551 (Tim) Wait a minute. What do you think of this one? 166 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,860 Oh, that's the biggest one l've ever seen. 167 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,864 So, is the interview finally over? 168 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:50,875 l think it would be a good idea if l took the whole crew and Kelly to Big Mike's. 169 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,605 Show her where we do post-production for Tool Time 170 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,237 - Shall we get going? - OK. 171 00:11:55,314 --> 00:12:00,115 - OK. lt was really nice to meet you, Jill. - Nice to meet you. 172 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,450 See you. 173 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,079 Tim? 174 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,386 Can l speak to you for a moment, please? 175 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,395 - Kelly, you go on. l'll be right on your tail. - OK. 176 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,125 - What's up? - You tell me. 177 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,635 - What are you talking about? - You and Kelly, you're flirting! 178 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:21,332 l mean, you... you... you brushed your hand against the small of her back! 179 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,535 Oh, my God! Not the small of her back! 180 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:28,542 Tim, you are crossing the line. 181 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,912 - By touching the small of her back? - Yeah. 182 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:35,511 You might have a point if l was touching, like, the big of her front. 183 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,581 You're acting like a hormone-crazed teenager. 184 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:44,618 You're getting all worked up over nothing. We're two professionals just doing a job. 185 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,427 For Pete's sake, honey. She's not even my type. 186 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:52,563 That voluptuous look that drives most men crazy - that type does nothing for me. 187 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:56,130 - But you did manage to notice. - Well, l'm an observant guy. 188 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,507 OK. What was l wearing before you went in the garage? 189 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,136 You changed? 190 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,875 (knock on door) 191 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,846 Wilson? 192 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:15,053 Now, l hope l'm not disturbing you, my nasally challenged neighborette. 193 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,755 But l brought you a home remedy for your cold. 194 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,958 Oh, thank you. Come on in. 195 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,468 Why are you wearing a mask? 196 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,700 l didn't want to get any of your germs 197 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:34,406 because l'm on my way to the birthing center. l'm their substitute midwife. 198 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,872 Wilson, you are amazing. 199 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,577 - Whoa! This smells strong. - Yes. 200 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:44,487 That's my own special blend of lemon, honey, oak-barrel Scotch whisky. 201 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:48,186 Some people say it is the quintessential hot toddy. 202 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,091 Wow! 203 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,720 So, where's Tim? 204 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:55,324 Well, he's with a little hot toddy of his own. 205 00:13:56,368 --> 00:14:01,067 Ohh, that voluptuous young lady that's been following him around. 206 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,799 That type does nothing for me. 207 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:11,238 Well, she keeps telling him how great he is and he's turning into Tim ''the Drool Man.'' 208 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,944 (Wilson chuckles) 209 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,613 Well, Jill, as the French say, there is nothing so silly as 210 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,352 the expression of a man who is being complimented by a woman. 211 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,452 What do they say when the compliments turn into something serious? 212 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,692 l believe that term would be ''ooh-la-la!'' 213 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,098 You should've seen the way they acted around each other. 214 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:35,106 l wouldn't be concerned about it. Probably it's just their pheromones at work. 215 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,266 What's that? 216 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:40,073 They're chemical signals which are picked up by a sense organ in the nose. 217 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,773 Many times it can indicate a physical attraction. 218 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,975 And l'm not supposed to be concerned? 219 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,280 You and Tim share something much bigger. 220 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,844 A mortgage? 221 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:56,253 No - endorphins. They're the chemicals that make you feel needed and loved. 222 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,590 Mm. 223 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:02,532 So you think that Tim's endorphins are stronger than his pheromones? 224 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,502 Well, knowing Tim as l do, l'm sure they are. 225 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,131 Ah, Wilson. Thank you so much. 226 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,367 (chuckles) 227 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:14,378 Just listening to you talk about Tim is making my endorphins kick in. 228 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:17,244 Actually, Jill, that may not be the endorphins. 229 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,615 lt's probably the booze in the hot toddy. 230 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,154 Nothing like Big Mike's. 231 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:27,249 Two blocks east of Jefferson, near the old assembly plant. 232 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,625 lt's where l go to get my favorite sandwich, the Big Stinky. 233 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:34,792 - How is the Lady Stinky? - Oh, it lived up to its name. 234 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,334 How about dessert? 235 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,701 Actually, l think we've had enough. Why don't you pack it in, Nick? 236 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,036 - No problem. - OK, well... 237 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,974 Do you feel like hanging back and shooting a little pool? 238 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,102 l can do that. 239 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:49,636 So, if l let Nick go home, you could give me a lift? 240 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,342 - l could do that. - Great. 241 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,816 Good night, Nick. 242 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,910 OK, l'll break them. 243 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,854 OK, l will rack. 244 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,124 - All right, you'll need this. - Yeah. OK. 245 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,973 Whoa! 246 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,476 (chuckles) 247 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,750 - Well, maybe l should break. - OK. 248 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,218 - All right. - So, you're good at pool? 249 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,093 Oh, l'm good at a lot of things. 250 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,559 You're good with balls. 251 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:51,437 - Tim, you're blushing. - No, l'm not. No. That's, uh... 252 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,274 That's the Big Stinkies. l... 253 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:58,942 Whew! l shouldn't eat those. The sauerkraut... l'm allergic to sauerkraut. 254 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,647 lt makes the blood rush really quickly to my... 255 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,652 face. 256 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,513 Hmm. 257 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:10,494 lnteresting. You know you shouldn't eat the sandwich, 258 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:15,659 but because of your passion for it, you can't hold back. 259 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,065 l like that. 260 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,330 l could hold back if l wanted to... 261 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,566 maybe. 262 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,708 But why resist something you want so much? 263 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:41,750 Why do l get the idea you're not just talking about the Big Stinky? 264 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,955 l don't think that's what either one of us is talking about. 265 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,463 - No? - Mm-mm. 266 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,797 Mm-mm... Oh... whoa, whoa, whoa. 267 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:55,534 - Kelly, l think you got the wrong idea here. - Wait. l thought this was your idea. 268 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,075 Well, then l have the wrong idea. 269 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,414 Wait, l don't understand, Tim. l mean, from the way things were going, 270 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,451 l mean, l thought we'd end up back at my place 271 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:09,954 and you'd be licking champagne off my toes. 272 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,580 Whoa! 273 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,590 Oh, boy! 274 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:20,155 lf l would be licking champagne off anybody's toes, it would be my wife's. 275 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:24,100 And that'd have to be some pretty strong champagne. 276 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:33,535 You know, Tim, you were sending out some pretty clear signals. 277 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:37,139 You know, if l was, l shouldn't have been. Um... 278 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:42,678 l'm the type of guy, like on Tool Time. l get carried away. l'm always pushing that line. 279 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,382 But that's on Tool Time. and this isn't Tool Time 280 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,688 And the truth is l really, really love my wife. 281 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,159 OK. 282 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:53,824 Why don't we get going? We'll finish the interview at your house tomorrow. 283 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,231 - Perfect. Yeah, all right. - All right. 284 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,531 So, l'll give you a lift home? 285 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:02,631 - Actually, why don't l just catch a cab? - Kelly? Two adults? 286 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:07,145 lt's OK. l can give you a lift home. Promise, no more signals... 287 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,612 unless l'm changing lanes. 288 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,155 Jill? 289 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:28,526 Hi. 290 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,569 How are we feeling? 291 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,108 Very, very good. 292 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,145 l brought you something to make you feel better. 293 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,512 More liquor? 294 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,911 Wilson's hot toddy? 295 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:53,685 Very, very good. 296 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,192 Sit down. 297 00:19:56,261 --> 00:20:00,197 Well, we finished taping the Big Mike's part. Um... 298 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,699 Remember that line you said l might be crossing? 299 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,736 Line? 300 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,703 You mean Chorus Line 301 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:07,966 # One... 302 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,701 Honey, honey, honey, no. 303 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,506 lf that revival ever comes to town, we have got to see it. l love that show. 304 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,638 Yeah, sit back. No, no, no. Come on. 305 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,012 - lt's so good. - No. 306 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,246 l'm talking about the line people might cross 307 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:26,622 if they go past flirting into licking toes dipped in champagne. 308 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,351 You brought me champagne! 309 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,659 Honey, honey, honey! 310 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,029 - Come on. Come on. - l'm OK. 311 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,499 - Get up. - l'm OK. 312 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:40,470 - Stick with me. l'm trying to talk. - l'm with you. What are we talking about? 313 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,769 That line. 314 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,833 - # One... - No, no, honey. Put your leg down. 315 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:50,245 - Put your leg down. - She came on to you, didn't she? 316 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:53,944 Yes. But nothing happened. Nothing happened. 317 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:59,448 l told her there was nothing she could do to hold a candle to what l have at home. 318 00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,285 (coughing) 319 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:11,100 Hey, why don't you open your little present? 320 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,160 - Present? - Yeah. 321 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,773 Nasal spray! 322 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:25,775 - The pharmacist said that'll clear it right... - That's so sweet. 323 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:31,147 Well, there's plenty more where that came from. 324 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,253 - You know what Wilson told me today? - Hmm? 325 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:45,930 He said that there's something inside your nose that makes you attractive to people. 326 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:56,578 Um... 327 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,640 l gotta say it's not working for me. 328 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:08,420 Tell me. Mark. what's it like having the Tool Man for a father? 329 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,985 Oh. it's fun You get to ride in a lot of ambulances 330 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:17,797 And, Randy, what's your father's best quality? 331 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,770 Well, he heals pretty quickly. 332 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:26,806 So, Brad, tell me, is Tool Time your favorite show? 333 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,745 No. Actually, my favorite show is yours, Kelly. 334 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,113 My friends and l never miss it. 335 00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:37,683 Really? l didn't realize l was so popular among kids your age. 336 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,281 You know, l may look like a kid, but... 337 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,089 (deep voice) l'm actually 1 9. 338 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:48,790 And, Jill, if you could describe your husband in one word, what would that be? 339 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,858 Mine.