1 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:05,436 That finishes up the installation of the sliding glass door. 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:10,204 And you want to be sure that the door stile is parallel to the joint. 3 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,675 This door is perfect. 4 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,042 - Good job. - Thank you. 5 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:15,274 We added a feature l think you'll enjoy. 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:18,613 At home your door always stays open, allowing pesky insects 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,279 or that annoying insurance salesman in. 8 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:25,381 That's why we've installed the Binford 61 00 Slide Master. 9 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:30,293 lt automatically closes the door once you've walked through it. 10 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,791 (cheers and applause) 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,528 Good. 12 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:40,630 As nice as that feature is, there's always that energetic mosquito that slides in. 13 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:44,074 Or a claims adjuster. Boom! They're in and you don't even know. 14 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:49,275 So l modified this bad boy to close ten times faster than a normal one. 15 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,184 - You did? - Yes! 16 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:56,120 l used a small magnetic diffuser from Binford, right? 17 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,384 You just turn it up to the speed you want. 18 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,358 (whirring) 19 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:02,156 Ahh! All right. 20 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,355 Try it. Show them. 21 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:13,205 - Heidi, please demonstrate the door. - Yeah, right. 22 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,565 All right. l'll do it. 23 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,138 Presto. You walk through and the door shuts. 24 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,208 (crash) 25 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:34,522 When you install these at home, you might want to use shatterproof glass. 26 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,256 And a small part of your brain. 27 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:43,293 That's it. Join us tomorrow for our segment, ''The Resourceful Tool Man.'' 28 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:46,133 And our discussion panel, ''Sump Pumps: How They Work...'' 29 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:50,734 And are they the right thing to wear with an evening gown? 30 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,801 (# ''Tool Time'' theme) 31 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,248 Hey! Hey! 32 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,254 - Great show, Tim. - Thank you, boss. 33 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:05,291 Tell that to the guy you just sent to the emergency room. 34 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:09,954 Oh, boy. Hey, Dave! Use my name down there - you'll get the Tim Taylor suite. 35 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:14,728 - Put some pressure on that. - Use some salve and ointments on that. 36 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:20,862 You know, Tim, it occurred to me that you and l have never gone out socially. 37 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:23,738 lf you're asking me out on a date, l'll need more time. 38 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,142 l gotta get my hair done or something. 39 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:31,081 Would you and Jill like to go bowling and have dinner with me and my wife tonight? 40 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:35,087 - lt sounds like it's right up my alley. - Yeah, all right. OK. Good deal. 41 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:39,717 You know, llene and l love to bowl. And, you know, we're free tonight. 42 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:42,090 You're still free tonight. 43 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,473 Hey, Randy. 44 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:36,879 - Hey. - Hey. 45 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,214 You don't have a date tonight, right? 46 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,516 Why do you always assume l have no life? 47 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,991 - Well, do you have plans? - Totally free. What's up? 48 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,528 Angela wants you to go out with her younger sister. 49 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:52,759 You'd really like Jessica. She thinks you're cute, and she's cute. 50 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,164 She takes after my dad's side of the family, which is a drag 51 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:59,137 because they're all alcoholics and drink themselves into an early grave. 52 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:02,732 - ls she anything like you? - Yeah. People say we're really alike. 53 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,504 Randy, it's your lucky day. 54 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:09,742 She'll be so disappointed if you don't go out with her, so just think about it 'cause... 55 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:13,650 - OK, OK! l'll, like, totally think about it. - Great. 56 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,284 Don't worry. He'll come around. 57 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,755 - Hi. - Hi. 58 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,815 - Bye. - Bye. 59 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,262 What was all that about? 60 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:28,323 Nothing. Brad and Angela are trying to get me to go out with her little sister. 61 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:32,428 l'm kind of worried she's gonna be as annoying as Angela. 62 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:36,305 - Now, Randy, don't be so judgmental. - Hey! 63 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:42,042 l am not the one who said Angela's a giant fingernail and the world is her blackboard. 64 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:52,586 That was a private conversation l was having with your father. 65 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:58,128 - Hey. - Oh! 66 00:04:58,197 --> 00:04:59,824 - Hi. - Hi. 67 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:03,960 Put away the fish. We're bowling and dinner with Bud and his wife tonight. 68 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:08,201 Tonight? l can't go tonight. l have that lecture for my Abnormal Psych class. 69 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,765 You don't have to go to that. You know what they'll say. 70 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:14,904 ''There's a lot of crazy people out there and there's nothing we can do about it.'' 71 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,382 - You're living proof of that. - This means an awful lot to me. 72 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:22,046 No, honey. l can't just drop everything because Bud wants to go bowling. 73 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:25,454 This is not about bowling. This is about my future with Binford. 74 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,426 l got plans. This could be the start of the Tim Taylor empire. 75 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,792 The Tim Taylor empire? 76 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:36,800 Come on. Why does it just have to be Tool Time? How about Car Time? 77 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:41,863 And we could add the spin-off, Tool Time The Next Generation 78 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:44,432 And how about an interactive Tim? 79 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,536 l've been looking for one of those for years. 80 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:50,776 Come on. When an important guy like Bud asks you to socialize, 81 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,045 you do it because it's good for your career. 82 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:57,146 - Well, what about my lecture? - Can't you find somebody to videotape it? 83 00:05:57,223 --> 00:06:01,557 l mean, how many times have l asked you to do something like this? 84 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:04,027 lf l do this for you, what do l get out of it? 85 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:10,332 Knowing you're on the ground floor of the beginning of the Tim Taylor empire. 86 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,701 How about a watch? 87 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,344 All right! 88 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:26,283 Do you ever wonder how many feet have been in a pair of rented bowling shoes? 89 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:29,321 No. But my guess would be an even number. 90 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:37,192 Tonight, if you don't mind, let's not talk about your psychology class. 91 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:40,494 l want to make sure Bud's having a good time. 92 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:44,899 You're gonna tell me what l can and cannot say to the man? 93 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:46,632 Just a suggestion, you know? 94 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,800 l want to make sure that he's in a good mood to listen to my ideas. 95 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:54,074 l don't know. lf you're gonna treat me this way, maybe l shouldn't have come. 96 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,877 l'm sorry. l didn't mean that. l'm just nervous. 97 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,417 l want everything to go well. l want you here. 98 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:03,854 l mean, the empire wouldn't be an empire without an empress. 99 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,754 - With you by my side... - Hey, Tim! 100 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,816 Hey, you know the rest. 101 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,618 - Hey, Bud. - Hey. 102 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:12,425 Tim, Tim, how are you doing? 103 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:15,763 - Tim, Jill, this is my wife Jean. - Hi. lt's nice to meet you. 104 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,564 - You too. - Finally, Jean. 105 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,969 l feel like l know you from watching Tool Time 106 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,836 Jean's a big fan of the show. 107 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,170 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 108 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:27,474 l just love the clever way you pretend to be so inept. 109 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,414 lt's a gift. 110 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:37,249 So, how are the psychology classes going, Jill? 111 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:41,020 Well, l'd tell you, but l don't want to ruin your evening. 112 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,152 l understand. School is tough. 113 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:47,757 When l went back to get my degree, l had to go at night because l worked full-time. 114 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,667 - Really? - l never thought l'd make it, but here l am. 115 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:53,296 Yeah. Bowling with the Tool Man. 116 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,999 That's the dream that kept me going. 117 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,885 Yes! Yes! 118 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:13,992 Three strikes in a row! l can't believe it! 119 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,324 - How far are we ahead now? - You're up by ten. 120 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:19,455 Do you have to ask after every frame? 121 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,432 Yes, l do. 122 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,867 - Bud, will you relax? - l am relaxed. 123 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:26,063 - l'm hungry. Can we order some food? - Yeah. 124 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:32,099 Oh, no, no. l don't allow food on the lanes. Somebody always spills something. 125 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,770 You don't allow it? 126 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,976 Of course we understand. You're watching your weight anyway, honey. 127 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,348 Excuse me? 128 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:43,752 Did you say something about my weight? 129 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:47,418 l said, ''Let's wait. And we'll eat later.'' 130 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:53,798 l'm gonna go get myself a big old tub of popcorn with lots of extra butter. 131 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,801 Since we're taking a break, l'm getting myself a new rosin bag. 132 00:08:56,869 --> 00:09:00,703 And when l come back, you're not gonna know what hit you. 133 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,633 What's the matter with him? 134 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:08,169 You'll have to excuse Bud. He's... He's very competitive. 135 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,545 Well, that's how guys like us are. 136 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:14,108 - But when Bud loses, he holds a grudge. - What do you mean? 137 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:19,590 Well, last year the vice president of his textile company out-bowled him. 138 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,127 Bud transferred him to the manufacturing division. 139 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,594 - So? - ln Pakistan. 140 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,331 Huh? 141 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,563 Excuse me. l'm gonna go bowl real quick before Bud gets back. 142 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:36,802 That way l can avoid the ''Honey, let me show you what you did wrong'' speech. 143 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,243 Can l talk to you about your bowling? 144 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,218 l am bowling the best game of my life. lsn't it great? 145 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:51,222 - lt is. Can you stop? - What? 146 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:55,090 Well, apparently, Bud is a bad loser. He holds a grudge. 147 00:09:55,161 --> 00:10:01,157 So, you want me to throw the best game of my life because Bud is a sore loser? 148 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:05,363 - You did it with the boys with go fish. - When they were five! 149 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,699 Go, honey. 150 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,975 Hey, look at that! Yeah! All right! 151 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,608 Strike! 152 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:23,815 Wait a minute. Aren't you rooting for the wrong team? 153 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,088 You're not Jill. 154 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,655 That's Jill. 155 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,563 Must be the lighting. Remember that tip l gave you about bowling correctly? 156 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,067 l'm not interested in your tips. 157 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,860 Ripped your pants. Oh! 158 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,833 So, Jessica, did you like the pizza? 159 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,565 - Well, l... - She totally loves pizza. 160 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,199 Remember that time we were in that Chinese restaurant? 161 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,539 - Oh, yeah... - She asked, ''Do you have pizza?'' 162 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:24,550 lt was so embarrassing. She should have just had a hamburger like l did. 163 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,177 Wait. You got a hamburger at a Chinese restaurant? 164 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:31,212 l've never heard of that. l always get the burrito. 165 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,125 (car horn honks) 166 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,957 Oh, that must be Mom. 167 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:41,056 l hope you had a nice time, Jessica. 168 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:45,433 - Thanks, Randy. l... - Jessica, stop yakking. Mom's waiting. 169 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,131 Bye. 170 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,070 - See you, guys. Hope you had fun. - (Randy) Bye. 171 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,583 Well, what did you think of Jessica? 172 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:04,021 Well, l'll let you know when Angela actually lets her talk. 173 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,854 Yeah, but you gotta admit she's pretty fine. 174 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:12,626 You know, when l go out with a girl, l like to know she can actually finish a sentence. 175 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,859 Like my woman. 176 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,196 Yeah, just like that. 177 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:25,840 Would you let it go already? Nobody is gonna ship you off to Pakistan! 178 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,641 Except maybe me. 179 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:32,548 All l know is every pin you knocked down killed another one of my dreams. 180 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:37,146 You are being ridiculous. Bud is not gonna hold this against you. 181 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:41,250 Didn't you notice after the fifth frame, the man hardly said a word? 182 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,922 - So he was a little quiet. - Well, a quiet Bud is a mad Bud. 183 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:48,660 And a mad Bud is a bad Bud. 184 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:52,363 The mood he was in, it was impossible for me to talk about my plans for Binford. 185 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,805 You think l jeopardized your entire future by bowling well? 186 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,241 - lf the rented shoe fits... - Ahh! 187 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,540 lf l'd known, l wouldn't have let you come. 188 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,845 - Let me come? You begged me to come! - Because l thought you'd be helpful. 189 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:08,717 You are absolutely unbelievable. First you make me miss my lecture. 190 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,690 Then you tell me what l can or can't say to Bud. l'm not allowed to eat. 191 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,693 And then l have to throw the best game of my life. 192 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:19,424 - l just wanted you to be more flexible. - Flexible? 193 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,990 Whatever direction you pointed me in, l was expected to perform. 194 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:27,505 l was like your little Binford windup wife. 195 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,975 Binford doesn't make a windup wife! 196 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,738 l've been your windup husband. Went to the professor's house for dinner. 197 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,649 - You complained the whole night. - l did whatever you wanted! 198 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:44,155 - l only asked you to pass the onion dip! - Well, you got it, didn't you? 199 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,659 You say that you need me by your side. 200 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:50,092 And then you don't even treat me like a person. 201 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,654 You acted like l was just one of your appendages. 202 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:57,168 Well, forgive me for thinking my career's important. 203 00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:01,002 - That's all you think is important. - Oh, that's not true. 204 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:06,033 Where you hit me with the bowling ball l find quite important too. 205 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:11,208 Well, that's OK. Because l think it's gonna have plenty of time to heal! 206 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:16,311 (crickets chirping) 207 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:23,819 Hey, Wilson. Am l losing my mind? Or do l hear crickets in the middle of winter? 208 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:29,801 Well, you certainly do, neighbor. l brought my pet crickets out to serenade me. 209 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,963 Wilson, have you ever had a normal pet? 210 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,633 Well, l had a marmoset once. 211 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,111 But my ocelot ate it. 212 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,411 You're one odd duck, Wilson. 213 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,315 l had one of those. Ocelot got it, too. 214 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:50,618 - l'm kind of sorry l brought it up. - Oh, Tim. 215 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,624 Jill told me about bowling with Bud. 216 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:57,423 - What did she say? - Well, she said it was quite a brouhaha. 217 00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:01,956 Well, there were no brews and very few ha-ha's, l'll tell you that. 218 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:07,062 Did she also mention that she thought l was treating her like my appendix? 219 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,508 Well, yes, she did. l believe the word she used was ''appendage.'' 220 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:16,776 When she's in a bad mood, it's no time to correct her English, l'll tell you that. 221 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,477 And what's wrong with me caring about my career? 222 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:23,851 Tim, maybe Jill just feels that you put your ambition ahead of her feelings. 223 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,551 l'm reminded of the critic John Ruskin, who said: 224 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:31,289 ''When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a very small package.'' 225 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:36,665 Yeah, but my grandma always told me good things come in small packages. 226 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,729 How true, how true. 227 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,707 (Tim) Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm. 228 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,803 Of course, you're the one whose wife isn't talking to him. 229 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,542 Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm. 230 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:58,121 And a little bit of toothpaste will take that rust right off your counter top. 231 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,385 And don't forget to floss. 232 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:05,393 Now, let's say you got paint all over your hands and you're out of solvent. 233 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,525 - What does a resourceful tool man do? - Get some French fries. 234 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:13,059 Which is usually Al's answer for just about everything. 235 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,630 But, in this case, my bloated buddy is correct. 236 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,204 The grease in the fries acts as a solvent - takes paint off your hands. 237 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,342 That's right. And since your fingers are already in the fries, 238 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:30,582 you can snack on the ones that aren't covered in semi-gloss. 239 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,434 Al, what's the next tip from the resourceful Tool Man? 240 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:49,202 All right. Well, say you want to polish up some brass and you're out of cleaner. 241 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,469 The resourceful Tool Man will use... 242 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,942 Ketchup. 243 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,810 ln the tomatoes is vitamin C. lt'll take tarnish off brass. 244 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,349 Actually, it's the vinegar. 245 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,580 - l believe it's the vitamin C. - l believe it's the vinegar. 246 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,213 l believe it's my show. 247 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,219 Could be the vitamin C. 248 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:12,662 Thank you. We'll have more tips right after these few messages from Binford Tools. 249 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,131 (# ''Tool Time'' theme) 250 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,327 - l told you it was vitamin C! - Tim. 251 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:20,964 Would you stop for a minute... Bud, what's the matter? 252 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,804 Tim, there's something l want to talk to you about. 253 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,607 - Oh. l knew this was coming. - l want a chance to beat you and Jill. 254 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,909 l want a rematch. 255 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,644 - A rematch? l don't think that will happen. - Why not? 256 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,516 Jill didn't have fun, and l won't ask her to do it again. 257 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:40,149 Even if it means me going to Pakistan and doing Turban Time 258 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,354 - Pakistan? - Yeah. 259 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,263 Jean told me all about that last vice president. 260 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,130 Beat you in bowling, you shipped him off to Pakistan. 261 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,000 Ah. Oh. 262 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:58,510 Did she also tell you it was her idiot brother who embezzled money from the company? 263 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,671 l think she might have left out that little detail. 264 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:06,241 l built that plant in Pakistan so we'd have a place to send him. 265 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,082 You wouldn't hold a grudge against someone who beat you. 266 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:13,090 Of course not. l'm a better businessman than that. 267 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,423 ln that case, l got some ideas l want to run by you about Binford and my future. 268 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:20,454 Well, l want to hear them. Call my secretary and make an appointment, OK? 269 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,830 Oh, oh, wait a minute. 270 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,960 l sent her to Pakistan, too. 271 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,905 No. 272 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,681 - Don't you wanna hear what l have to say? - No. 273 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,116 - The only reason l came... - No. 274 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,045 l'll take that as a ''no.'' 275 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,887 Hey, Mark. Just 'cause l love you. 276 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,654 No. 277 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:57,533 l'm sorry about what happened in the bowling alley. l acted like an idiot. 278 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,834 Tim, it's not just about last night. 279 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,501 This kind of stuff has been happening ever since you went to work for Bud. 280 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,271 - lt has? - Yeah. 281 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:11,908 Remember the weekend that we were gonna have together, just the two of us? 282 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,851 - lt ended up being the three of us. - Exactly. 283 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,447 l'm afraid that whenever Bud says, ''Jump,'' you'll say, ''How high?'' 284 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,493 And l'm gonna be the one you land on. 285 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,585 l'll try not to land on you. 286 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:29,295 Tim, l don't want you to forget about your ambition. l really don't. 287 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:34,772 - l just don't want you to forget about me. - l don't want to do that. 288 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:40,710 Well, if my ambition gets in the way, just, um... like, make sure that l know about it. 289 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,508 OK. 290 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:50,187 - l'm ready for those flowers now. - No. 291 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,489 Hey, tell you what. Let's do something fun tonight. Um... 292 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,052 You pick. Anything you want to do. 293 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:04,267 Well, we could go upstairs, get the lights down low... 294 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:07,271 (grunting) Oh, yeah. 295 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,035 - Get in bed. - Oh, yeah. 296 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,839 - And spend the next three hours... - Eh! 297 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:17,643 Considering where l got hit with that bowling ball, that's optimistic. 298 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:23,621 Actually, l was thinking about listening to the tape of that lecture l missed. 299 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:27,856 That might hurt more than that bowling ball. 300 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:38,130 Oh, look at this. We got our nachos, pizza and chili fries. 301 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,295 Yeah! 302 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,669 Let's put on some weight. 303 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:48,304 This is the way bowling should be - a nice, relaxed game, no husbands, lots of food. 304 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,186 Oh, boy! This is what bowling's all about. 305 00:20:55,254 --> 00:21:00,658 No food, no wives and no going home until l beat you. 306 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,555 (clears throat) 307 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:25,609 Did my wife tell you what happened to the vice president who threw the game? 308 00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,677 Wearing a turban? 309 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,278 Fez. 310 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:36,555 l'm reminded of the critic John Ruskin, who said: 311 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:41,895 ''When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a very small package.'' 312 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,527 Hm. My Uncle Bobo once told me... 313 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:57,980 Did my wife tell you what happened to the vice president who threw the game? 314 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,312 Wearing a turban? 315 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:02,375 Fez. 316 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,186 Morocco.