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That finishes up the installation
of the sliding glass door.
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And you want to be sure that the door stile
is parallel to the joint.
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This door is perfect.
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- Good job.
- Thank you.
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We added a feature l think you'll enjoy.
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At home your door always stays open,
allowing pesky insects
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or that annoying insurance salesman in.
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That's why we've installed
the Binford 61 00 Slide Master.
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lt automatically closes the door
once you've walked through it.
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(cheers and applause)
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Good.
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As nice as that feature is, there's always
that energetic mosquito that slides in.
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Or a claims adjuster.
Boom! They're in and you don't even know.
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So l modified this bad boy to close
ten times faster than a normal one.
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- You did?
- Yes!
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l used a small magnetic diffuser
from Binford, right?
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You just turn it up to the speed you want.
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(whirring)
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Ahh! All right.
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Try it. Show them.
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- Heidi, please demonstrate the door.
- Yeah, right.
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All right. l'll do it.
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Presto.
You walk through and the door shuts.
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(crash)
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When you install these at home,
you might want to use shatterproof glass.
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And a small part of your brain.
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That's it. Join us tomorrow for
our segment, ''The Resourceful Tool Man.''
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And our discussion panel,
''Sump Pumps: How They Work...''
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And are they the right thing
to wear with an evening gown?
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(# ''Tool Time'' theme)
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Hey! Hey!
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- Great show, Tim.
- Thank you, boss.
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Tell that to the guy
you just sent to the emergency room.
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Oh, boy. Hey, Dave! Use my name down
there - you'll get the Tim Taylor suite.
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- Put some pressure on that.
- Use some salve and ointments on that.
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You know, Tim, it occurred to me that
you and l have never gone out socially.
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lf you're asking me out on a date,
l'll need more time.
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l gotta get my hair done or something.
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Would you and Jill like to go bowling and
have dinner with me and my wife tonight?
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- lt sounds like it's right up my alley.
- Yeah, all right. OK. Good deal.
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You know, llene and l love to bowl.
And, you know, we're free tonight.
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You're still free tonight.
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Hey, Randy.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You don't have a date tonight, right?
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Why do you always assume l have no life?
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- Well, do you have plans?
- Totally free. What's up?
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Angela wants you to go out with
her younger sister.
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You'd really like Jessica.
She thinks you're cute, and she's cute.
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She takes after my dad's side
of the family, which is a drag
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because they're all alcoholics
and drink themselves into an early grave.
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- ls she anything like you?
- Yeah. People say we're really alike.
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Randy, it's your lucky day.
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She'll be so disappointed if you don't go
out with her, so just think about it 'cause...
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- OK, OK! l'll, like, totally think about it.
- Great.
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Don't worry. He'll come around.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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What was all that about?
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Nothing. Brad and Angela are trying to
get me to go out with her little sister.
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l'm kind of worried
she's gonna be as annoying as Angela.
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- Now, Randy, don't be so judgmental.
- Hey!
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l am not the one who said Angela's a giant
fingernail and the world is her blackboard.
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That was a private conversation
l was having with your father.
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- Hey.
- Oh!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Put away the fish. We're bowling and
dinner with Bud and his wife tonight.
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Tonight? l can't go tonight. l have
that lecture for my Abnormal Psych class.
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You don't have to go to that.
You know what they'll say.
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''There's a lot of crazy people out there
and there's nothing we can do about it.''
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- You're living proof of that.
- This means an awful lot to me.
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No, honey. l can't just drop everything
because Bud wants to go bowling.
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This is not about bowling.
This is about my future with Binford.
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l got plans. This could be
the start of the Tim Taylor empire.
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The Tim Taylor empire?
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Come on. Why does it just have to be
Tool Time? How about Car Time?
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And we could add the spin-off,
Tool Time The Next Generation
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And how about an interactive Tim?
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l've been looking for one of those for years.
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Come on. When an important guy
like Bud asks you to socialize,
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you do it because it's good for your career.
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- Well, what about my lecture?
- Can't you find somebody to videotape it?
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l mean, how many times have l asked you
to do something like this?
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lf l do this for you, what do l get out of it?
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Knowing you're on the ground floor of
the beginning of the Tim Taylor empire.
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How about a watch?
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All right!
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Do you ever wonder how many feet have
been in a pair of rented bowling shoes?
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No. But my guess would be
an even number.
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Tonight, if you don't mind,
let's not talk about your psychology class.
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l want to make sure
Bud's having a good time.
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You're gonna tell me
what l can and cannot say to the man?
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Just a suggestion, you know?
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l want to make sure that he's
in a good mood to listen to my ideas.
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l don't know. lf you're gonna treat me
this way, maybe l shouldn't have come.
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l'm sorry. l didn't mean that.
l'm just nervous.
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l want everything to go well.
l want you here.
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l mean, the empire wouldn't be
an empire without an empress.
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- With you by my side...
- Hey, Tim!
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Hey, you know the rest.
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- Hey, Bud.
- Hey.
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Tim, Tim, how are you doing?
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- Tim, Jill, this is my wife Jean.
- Hi. lt's nice to meet you.
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- You too.
- Finally, Jean.
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l feel like l know you
from watching Tool Time
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Jean's a big fan of the show.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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l just love the clever way you pretend
to be so inept.
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lt's a gift.
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So, how are the psychology classes going,
Jill?
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Well, l'd tell you,
but l don't want to ruin your evening.
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l understand. School is tough.
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When l went back to get my degree, l had
to go at night because l worked full-time.
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- Really?
- l never thought l'd make it, but here l am.
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Yeah. Bowling with the Tool Man.
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That's the dream that kept me going.
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Yes! Yes!
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Three strikes in a row!
l can't believe it!
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- How far are we ahead now?
- You're up by ten.
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Do you have to ask after every frame?
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Yes, l do.
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- Bud, will you relax?
- l am relaxed.
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- l'm hungry. Can we order some food?
- Yeah.
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Oh, no, no. l don't allow food on the lanes.
Somebody always spills something.
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You don't allow it?
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Of course we understand. You're watching
your weight anyway, honey.
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Excuse me?
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Did you say something about my weight?
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l said, ''Let's wait. And we'll eat later.''
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l'm gonna go get myself a big old tub
of popcorn with lots of extra butter.
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Since we're taking a break,
l'm getting myself a new rosin bag.
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And when l come back,
you're not gonna know what hit you.
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What's the matter with him?
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You'll have to excuse Bud.
He's... He's very competitive.
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Well, that's how guys like us are.
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- But when Bud loses, he holds a grudge.
- What do you mean?
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Well, last year the vice president
of his textile company out-bowled him.
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Bud transferred him
to the manufacturing division.
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- So?
- ln Pakistan.
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Huh?
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Excuse me. l'm gonna go bowl real quick
before Bud gets back.
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That way l can avoid the ''Honey, let me
show you what you did wrong'' speech.
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Can l talk to you about your bowling?
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l am bowling the best game of my life.
lsn't it great?
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- lt is. Can you stop?
- What?
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Well, apparently, Bud is a bad loser.
He holds a grudge.
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So, you want me to throw the best game
of my life because Bud is a sore loser?
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- You did it with the boys with go fish.
- When they were five!
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Go, honey.
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Hey, look at that! Yeah! All right!
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Strike!
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Wait a minute.
Aren't you rooting for the wrong team?
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You're not Jill.
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That's Jill.
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Must be the lighting. Remember that tip
l gave you about bowling correctly?
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l'm not interested in your tips.
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Ripped your pants. Oh!
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So, Jessica, did you like the pizza?
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- Well, l...
- She totally loves pizza.
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Remember that time we were
in that Chinese restaurant?
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- Oh, yeah...
- She asked, ''Do you have pizza?''
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lt was so embarrassing. She should have
just had a hamburger like l did.
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Wait. You got a hamburger
at a Chinese restaurant?
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l've never heard of that.
l always get the burrito.
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(car horn honks)
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Oh, that must be Mom.
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l hope you had a nice time, Jessica.
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- Thanks, Randy. l...
- Jessica, stop yakking. Mom's waiting.
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Bye.
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- See you, guys. Hope you had fun.
- (Randy) Bye.
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Well, what did you think of Jessica?
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Well, l'll let you know
when Angela actually lets her talk.
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Yeah, but you gotta admit she's pretty fine.
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You know, when l go out with a girl, l like
to know she can actually finish a sentence.
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Like my woman.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Would you let it go already?
Nobody is gonna ship you off to Pakistan!
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Except maybe me.
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All l know is every pin you knocked down
killed another one of my dreams.
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You are being ridiculous.
Bud is not gonna hold this against you.
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Didn't you notice after the fifth frame,
the man hardly said a word?
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- So he was a little quiet.
- Well, a quiet Bud is a mad Bud.
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And a mad Bud is a bad Bud.
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The mood he was in, it was impossible
for me to talk about my plans for Binford.
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You think l jeopardized your entire future
by bowling well?
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- lf the rented shoe fits...
- Ahh!
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lf l'd known, l wouldn't have let you come.
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- Let me come? You begged me to come!
- Because l thought you'd be helpful.
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You are absolutely unbelievable.
First you make me miss my lecture.
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Then you tell me what l can or can't say
to Bud. l'm not allowed to eat.
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And then l have to throw the best game
of my life.
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- l just wanted you to be more flexible.
- Flexible?
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Whatever direction you pointed me in,
l was expected to perform.
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l was like your little Binford windup wife.
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Binford doesn't make a windup wife!
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l've been your windup husband.
Went to the professor's house for dinner.
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- You complained the whole night.
- l did whatever you wanted!
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- l only asked you to pass the onion dip!
- Well, you got it, didn't you?
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You say that you need me by your side.
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And then you don't even treat me
like a person.
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You acted like l was just one
of your appendages.
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Well, forgive me for thinking
my career's important.
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- That's all you think is important.
- Oh, that's not true.
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Where you hit me with the bowling ball
l find quite important too.
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Well, that's OK. Because l think it's gonna
have plenty of time to heal!
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(crickets chirping)
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Hey, Wilson. Am l losing my mind? Or do l
hear crickets in the middle of winter?
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Well, you certainly do, neighbor. l brought
my pet crickets out to serenade me.
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Wilson, have you ever had a normal pet?
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Well, l had a marmoset once.
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But my ocelot ate it.
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You're one odd duck, Wilson.
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l had one of those. Ocelot got it, too.
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- l'm kind of sorry l brought it up.
- Oh, Tim.
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Jill told me about bowling with Bud.
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- What did she say?
- Well, she said it was quite a brouhaha.
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Well, there were no brews
and very few ha-ha's, l'll tell you that.
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Did she also mention that she thought
l was treating her like my appendix?
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Well, yes, she did. l believe the word
she used was ''appendage.''
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When she's in a bad mood, it's no time
to correct her English, l'll tell you that.
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And what's wrong
with me caring about my career?
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Tim, maybe Jill just feels that you put
your ambition ahead of her feelings.
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l'm reminded of the critic
John Ruskin, who said:
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''When a man is wrapped up in himself,
he makes a very small package.''
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Yeah, but my grandma always told me
good things come in small packages.
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How true, how true.
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(Tim) Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm.
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Of course, you're the one
whose wife isn't talking to him.
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Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm.
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And a little bit of toothpaste will take
that rust right off your counter top.
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And don't forget to floss.
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Now, let's say you got paint all over
your hands and you're out of solvent.
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- What does a resourceful tool man do?
- Get some French fries.
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Which is usually Al's answer
for just about everything.
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But, in this case,
my bloated buddy is correct.
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The grease in the fries acts as a solvent -
takes paint off your hands.
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That's right. And since your fingers
are already in the fries,
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you can snack on the ones
that aren't covered in semi-gloss.
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Al, what's the next tip
from the resourceful Tool Man?
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All right. Well, say you want to polish up
some brass and you're out of cleaner.
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The resourceful Tool Man will use...
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Ketchup.
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ln the tomatoes is vitamin C.
lt'll take tarnish off brass.
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Actually, it's the vinegar.
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- l believe it's the vitamin C.
- l believe it's the vinegar.
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l believe it's my show.
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Could be the vitamin C.
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Thank you. We'll have more tips right after
these few messages from Binford Tools.
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(# ''Tool Time'' theme)
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- l told you it was vitamin C!
- Tim.
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Would you stop for a minute...
Bud, what's the matter?
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Tim, there's something
l want to talk to you about.
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- Oh. l knew this was coming.
- l want a chance to beat you and Jill.
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l want a rematch.
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- A rematch? l don't think that will happen.
- Why not?
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Jill didn't have fun,
and l won't ask her to do it again.
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Even if it means me going to Pakistan
and doing Turban Time
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- Pakistan?
- Yeah.
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Jean told me all about
that last vice president.
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Beat you in bowling,
you shipped him off to Pakistan.
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Ah. Oh.
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Did she also tell you it was her idiot brother
who embezzled money from the company?
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l think she might have left out
that little detail.
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l built that plant in Pakistan
so we'd have a place to send him.
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You wouldn't hold a grudge
against someone who beat you.
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Of course not.
l'm a better businessman than that.
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ln that case, l got some ideas l want to run
by you about Binford and my future.
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Well, l want to hear them. Call my
secretary and make an appointment, OK?
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Oh, oh, wait a minute.
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l sent her to Pakistan, too.
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No.
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- Don't you wanna hear what l have to say?
- No.
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- The only reason l came...
- No.
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l'll take that as a ''no.''
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Hey, Mark.
Just 'cause l love you.
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No.
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l'm sorry about what happened in the
bowling alley. l acted like an idiot.
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Tim, it's not just about last night.
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This kind of stuff has been happening
ever since you went to work for Bud.
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- lt has?
- Yeah.
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Remember the weekend that we were
gonna have together, just the two of us?
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- lt ended up being the three of us.
- Exactly.
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l'm afraid that whenever Bud says, ''Jump,''
you'll say, ''How high?''
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And l'm gonna be the one you land on.
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l'll try not to land on you.
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Tim, l don't want you to forget
about your ambition. l really don't.
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- l just don't want you to forget about me.
- l don't want to do that.
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Well, if my ambition gets in the way, just,
um... like, make sure that l know about it.
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OK.
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- l'm ready for those flowers now.
- No.
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Hey, tell you what.
Let's do something fun tonight. Um...
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You pick. Anything you want to do.
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Well, we could go upstairs,
get the lights down low...
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(grunting) Oh, yeah.
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- Get in bed.
- Oh, yeah.
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- And spend the next three hours...
- Eh!
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Considering where l got hit with
that bowling ball, that's optimistic.
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Actually, l was thinking about listening
to the tape of that lecture l missed.
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That might hurt more
than that bowling ball.
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Oh, look at this.
We got our nachos, pizza and chili fries.
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Yeah!
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Let's put on some weight.
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This is the way bowling should be - a nice,
relaxed game, no husbands, lots of food.
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Oh, boy! This is what bowling's all about.
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No food, no wives
and no going home until l beat you.
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(clears throat)
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Did my wife tell you what happened
to the vice president who threw the game?
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Wearing a turban?
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Fez.
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l'm reminded of the critic
John Ruskin, who said:
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''When a man is wrapped up in himself,
he makes a very small package.''
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Hm. My Uncle Bobo once told me...
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Did my wife tell you what happened
to the vice president who threw the game?
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Wearing a turban?
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Fez.
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Morocco.