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<i>(# ''Tool Time'' theme)</i>

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Welcome to Green Week
here on <i>Tool Time</i>

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That's right. We'll be demonstrating
how you can use recycled material

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to build a beautiful home like this.

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The walls in this home are made
out of recycled paper.

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The studs from recycled old cars.

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Studs from old cars.
That clears up the mystery.

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l used to be an old car.

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All right. Well, we're gonna show you
how you can use old tires

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and aluminum cans to build walls.

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lt's very simple, actually.
You stack your tires like so.

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To stabilize them,
put a little dirt in there... like that.

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Making sure to put aluminum cans
in the holes before you put the dirt in.

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Use light beer cans,
and your wall's less filling.

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Our friends in the animal kingdom
have been using recycled materials

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to build their homes
since the beginning of time.

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How many friends do you have
in the animal kingdom?

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''The hippo's coming over,
bringing a casserole.''

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''Oh, look.
l'll play charades with the cheetah.''

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You know, the African hornbill
builds his own nest out of his own dung.

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That's interesting. lf you go to his house,
you can say this without him getting mad:

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- ''Boy! This house smells just like...''
- Tim.

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We're gonna finish off our wall with adobe,
which is a mixture of sand, straw and mud.

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Just trowel her on.

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You can use a trowel
or you can use your bare hands.

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Ah!

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There's nothing like the feel of fresh adobe
underneath your fingernails.

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Pile it on, Al.

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l might add that, for you ladies at home,

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adobe makes a wonderful mud pack
for the face.

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Why don't you show them
how to do that, Al?

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l'd love to, Tim.

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Don't take apart the flathead. We're not
putting this old motor in the hot rod.

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This engine's in better condition
than we thought.

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Doesn't matter.
l wasn't gonna use it anyway.

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- What kind of engine are we going with?
- l haven't decided yet.

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- You haven't decided for five months.
- l'm gonna think about it.

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Putting a motor in a hot rod is the most
important decision a man can make.

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l thought marriage was.

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Well, marriage, engine in a hot rod -
they'll be debating that till the end of time.

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- l still think we oughta use this flathead.
- Look, this is a serious hot rod.

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lt's gonna need some serious power,
buddy.

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- Power isn't everything.
- Bite your tongue, Brad.

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This whole car will be retro. We could soup
up this flathead and get plenty of power.

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We can't get the same horsepower as we
can get out of a big-block - a 42 7, 454.

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We got time to go to Batten Performance.
We'll check out what they're doing.

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Oh, l can't go now.
l promised Mom l'd get a haircut.

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Hey, great.

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Maybe this time you'll let the barber
actually touch the scissors to your hair.

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Last time he took off
almost a quarter of an inch.

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Quarter of an inch?
l got more hair in my nose than that.

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Would you stop bugging me, Dad?
lt's my hair.

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- Yeah, but your hair lives in my house.
- Why do we go through this every time?

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We wouldn't have to if you'd get a decent
haircut. Get something traditional.

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- Like yours?
- Yeah.

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What's wrong with my hair?

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l hate to tell you, but that look went out

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with those machines that played those
round black things on them that spun.

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- Record player.
- Ah.

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Record player? We were just reading
about that in our history class.

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Hi. How did the audition go?
Should l call you Randy or Romeo?

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Well, until they make up their mind,
you can call me ''Randy-o.''

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What does that mean?

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They narrowed it down to three guys,
and the final auditions are Tuesday.

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Cool! That is so great!
You're in the final three!

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Out of the original four.

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Well, l'm sure you're gonna get it anyway.

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l don't know. One of those kids has
been the lead in all the school plays.

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But l'll bet that he doesn't come
from a theatrical family.

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l hate to break this to you, Mom,
but <i>Tool Time</i> isn't exactly great theater.

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Even though it does usually end in tragedy.

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l'm not talking about your father.
l'm talking about me.

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l was the best Juliet ever
at the Hockaday School for Girls.

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l was also their best Othello.

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l'm sure you were
a very convincing black man.

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l'd be happy to rehearse lines with you.

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No offense,
but if l'm gonna play a love scene,

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l'd rather not do it with someone
who was around when the play was written.

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l only hope that you look as good as l do
when you're 350 years old.

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Hey, everybody.

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l think l just found my Juliet.

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Brad, your hair is so, um...

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lsn't it cool? l was gonna go
with my usual quarter of an inch,

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but at the last second, l decided to go
for something just a bit different.

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And you got it.

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l was a little nervous at first,
but l think this look's really working for me.

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Well, it's interesting.
lt's short, it's long.

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lt's got a tail. lt's interesting.

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- You don't like it, do you?
- No, l didn't say that.

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lt just takes time to get used to.
l'm getting used to it.

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l'm sure eventually that l'll like it.

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- l'm there. l like it.
- All right.

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Who wouldn't like it?

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- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Dad.

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What the hell happened to you?

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l got a haircut.

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- With what? A weed whacker?
- Tim.

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- What is this thing?
- lt's a ponytail.

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Why did you do that to yourself?

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l went to the barber, l saw the picture
and l thought it looked cool.

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You look like an idiot.

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Just give it some time.
You're gonna get used to it.

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- l don't want to.
- You do.

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No, l don't. None of your other friends
have haircuts like this.

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You're always telling me
not to be like my friends.

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l mean, if all my friends jumped
in a lake, would you want me to?

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With hair like this, l'd ask you to join in.

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- You're real funny.
- l'm not taking you to the hot rod shop.

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- Just because of my hair?
- You got it.

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- You promised you'd take him.
- No. l don't want to go anymore.

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- l don't give a crap about his hot rod.
- Don't talk to me like that.

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- l won't talk to you.
- l won't talk to you, either.

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- Fine.
- Double fine.

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<i>(both)</i> Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine!

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Well...

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That was mature.

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Don't blame him. He's just a kid.

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l was talking about you.

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- You like that haircut?
- No, but it's no big deal. lt's just hair!

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He looks like Pebbles Flintstone!

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Tim, what Brad is doing
is perfectly normal for his age.

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He's just expressing himself.
He's being an individual.

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So, how do we get him to stop?

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Why get so whipped up
about something as unimportant as hair?

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lt's important. You let him get away
with that, next he wants an earring.

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Earrings turn to tattoos,
tattoos to crime.

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Crime turns to jail.
And another bad haircut!

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Well, l'm glad you're taking
the rational approach.

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We should let him get away
with whatever he wants?

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- No. l am saying we should pick our fights.
- Well, l'm picking this one.

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You're too lenient
because of how you were brought up.

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Lenient? Hello!
l was raised in a military family.

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Hello! During peacetime.

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Tim, my parents were so strict that none of
us ever had a chance to express ourselves.

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- As soon as l left the house, l went wild.
- Yeah.

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Your famous bra-less years. Whoa!

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You know l did worse stuff.

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lt's not the same with boys.
We need to be strict with them.

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lf my mother weren't tough,
l'd have gotten in a lot of trouble.

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- You did get in a lot of trouble.
- But l had a neat and attractive haircut.

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''Farewell, farewell!
One kiss, and l'll descend.''

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''Art thou gone so?
love, lord, ay, husband, friend!

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l must hear from thee every day in the
hour, for in a minute there are many days.''

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Ohh!

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Mom, do you think your Juliet
might be a bit over the top?

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Look, acting is all about passion!

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You have to convey the passion
to the back row of the theater!

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With acting like that, don't worry about the
back row. The whole theater'll be empty.

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OK, OK. One of my best qualities
as an actress is l can take direction.

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So, l'm just gonna take this down a notch,
and let's do it again.

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Can l remind you l'm the one
trying out for the play?

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Yeah, yeah, l know, l know.
Come on, come on!

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''l doubt it not: and all these woes
shall serve for sweet discourses

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- in our times to come.''
- ''O God!

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''l have an ill-divining soul!

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Methinks l see thee,
now thou art below, as one dead...''

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You know, me thinketh she stinketh.

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- lce-cold pop for my favorite son.
- l'm your favorite son?

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Well, you're my last hope.

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One son looks like a sumo wrestler.

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And the other one's in there
putting moves on his mother.

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Dad, l hope you never get mad at me
like you did at Brad.

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l won't have to get mad at you like that.

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You'll never come home with a haircut
that looks like the back of Mr. Ed.

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You're measuring for the new engine?
Obviously, you're not listening to me.

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l thought you didn't care about the hot rod.

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l don't. lf you want to mess it up by sticking
in the wrong engine, that's your business.

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- You won't have my help anyway.
- l don't need it.

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- Fine.
- Well, fine.

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- Double fine!
- <i>(both)</i> Fine, fine, fine!

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Did l mention that you're my favorite son?

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''When he bestrides the lazy puffing clouds
and floats upon the bosom of the air.''

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''O Romeo, Romeo!

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.''

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Oh, Wilson. l gotta tell you
you're a much better Juliet than Mom.

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Well, thank you, young Randy.
l wouldn't want to disparage another actor,

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but at the Greenville School for Boys,
l was known as quite a breathtaking Juliet.

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And it wasn't easy playing a love scene
opposite that pimple-faced Herman Dilbert.

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You know, l got nothing from him.
lt was like acting with a head of lettuce.

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Wilson, could we?

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As you wish.

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''Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,

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and l'll no longer be a Capulet.''

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Well, l guess l'm the one that's no longer
a Capulet. Apparently, l've been replaced.

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No, you haven't.
l was just out here rehearsing with Wilson

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so l'd be good enough
to rehearse with you.

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Jill, l am so sorry.
l had no idea l was usurping your role.

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Oh, come on.
You've had your eye on this part all week.

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Now, that is not true!

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Young Randy came and beseeched me
to step into the role.

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You beseeched him?

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l didn't beseech anybody!
l don't even know what ''beseech'' means.

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No way is Wilson's Juliet better than mine!

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You know, the <i>Hockaday Herald</i> said
that my Juliet was so moving

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that they didn't even need Romeo.

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Ah, well, my school newspaper said
that l was an astonishing Juliet.

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- A vision of budding femininity.
- Oh!

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Girls?

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My audition's tomorrow.
Who will help me?

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l will! l will! ''Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou Romeo?''

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''Deny thy father and refuse thy name!''

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''Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love...

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- <i>(Wilson)</i> ''And l'll no longer be a Capulet.''
- ''What's in a name?''

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<i>(both)</i> ''That which we call a rose
by any other name would smell as sweet.''

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So, Romeo.

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Yo, Romeo!

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Welcome back to Green Week
on <i>Tool Time</i>

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We'll show you how to make your car
environmentally friendly.

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First let's talk about how we can reduce
those foul fumes that pollute the air.

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You might help out by knocking off
those breakfast burritos.

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Getting back to engines,
let's talk about the octane in your gasoline.

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lf you're using premium, you may be
using more octane than you need.

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You're not getting more power,
just polluting the air.

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That's right. ln most cases, 8 7 octane
is all you need for proper combustion.

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Speaking of combustion...
Hold on a second.

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Any of you blow up at one of your sons
'cause he came home with a bad haircut?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah? You?

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Yeah.

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- You feel like talking about it?
- Sure.

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Come on! Give him a <i>Tool Time</i> welcome!
Get the guy down here!

221
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,314
We're supposed to be talking
about the environment.

222
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,756
This is called ''hair'' pollution.

223
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,150
Tim. Tim! Tim!

224
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,559
Tim!

225
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:37,894
My kid destroyed the environment
of my house with a psycho Barbie haircut.

226
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,801
- Who do we have here?
- Kendall.

227
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:44,332
Welcome to <i>Tool Time</i> Give him a round
of applause and sit over here, Kendall.

228
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:52,016
When you get back to engines,
give me a call.

229
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:59,485
- So, Kendall, tell us about your boy.
- Well, Cloyd's 1 9.

230
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:00,582
Cloyd?

231
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:04,356
Well, l wanted ''Clem,'' the wife wanted
''Lloyd,'' and we compromised.

232
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,160
- You're kidding, right?
- No.

233
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,096
All right. So, tell us more about the haircut.

234
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,628
When he was 1 5, Cloyd came home
with one of those punk haircuts.

235
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,369
The kind with those spikes
sticking out all over.

236
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:22,642
This is what you do. Just grab him by
the heels and use him to aerate your lawn.

237
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,483
- You're kidding, right?
- Yeah.

238
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,117
<i>(mouthing)</i>

239
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,713
So when he came home
with the bad haircut, you...

240
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,781
l can tell, you laid down the law.

241
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:39,456
l grounded him till he agreed to get himself
a normal haircut. Boy, was he mad at me.

242
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:43,490
A kid's gonna be mad at you. Don't worry,
'cause you just want the best for him.

243
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,197
You want him to be someone
you can be proud of.

244
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,603
- That's right, Tim.
- So, he's 1 9 now.

245
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,801
Years have passed.
How's Cloyd doing now?

246
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,400
Well, it's kinda hard to say.

247
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,936
l haven't heard from him since
he shaved his head and joined that cult.

248
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:01,885
The wife says they gave him one of those
silly names. Now he's Baba Ram Cloyd.

249
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,886
- You're kidding.
- What do you think?

250
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:08,415
lt's getting pretty darn hard to tell right now.

251
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,327
Well, unfortunately, l'm not kidding, Tim.

252
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,194
Well...

253
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:17,725
We'll be right back with <i>Tool Time</i>
after these messages from Binford Tools.

254
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,076
Hi, honey. How's it going?

255
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,170
- l got a problem.
- What's the matter?

256
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:32,377
Wilson's a more convincing
1 3-year-old girl than l am.

257
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,988
And you think you have the problem?

258
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,624
- ls Brad home?
- He's up in his room.

259
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,784
- Are you gonna yell at him again?
- No.

260
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,385
Calm, rational discussion.

261
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,227
- What are you gonna say?
- l need him to help build the hot rod.

262
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,028
lt's our project.

263
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,069
l don't want him running off with a cult

264
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,367
and calling himself
Baba-Raba-Lama-Ding-Dong-Brad.

265
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,010
<i>(knock at door)</i>

266
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,115
Come in.

267
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:12,016
Man.
Hey, Brad, are you in here someplace?

268
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,519
Can we talk for a minute?

269
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:19,394
- lf it's about my hair, forget it.
- lt is about your hair. Now, listen up.

270
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:23,492
l've been thinking about it,
and l'm able to look past your hair...

271
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,129
right into your bald scalp.

272
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,230
That's OK if that's the look you're going for.

273
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,501
What are you saying?

274
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,237
l'm saying wear your hair
however you want it.

275
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,541
So, you're really OK with it?

276
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,838
l'm OK with it.

277
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,349
Why did you get so crazy about it
in the first place?

278
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:43,286
'Cause l didn't like what l saw
when l first walked in the house.

279
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,688
Didn't you ever get a haircut
your parents didn't like?

280
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,227
l wanted to, but they wouldn't let me.

281
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,100
At your age,
l would've killed to look like Ringo.

282
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,162
Who?

283
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,002
Ringo.

284
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,204
Fab Four. ''Yeah, yeah, yeah.''

285
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,946
Let's move on.

286
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,315
So, you're treating me
the way your parents treated you then.

287
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,583
lt just happens.
Eventually you turn into your parents.

288
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,318
- And one day, you're gonna turn into me.
- Oh, boy.

289
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:24,385
l'm gonna need a lot of medical insurance.

290
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:28,263
l need help measuring the chassis
for the new motor. Can you help me?

291
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,302
l guess. But l guess that means
you're going with the big-block?

292
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,998
Yeah, l have to.
Everybody's doing it, you know?

293
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,870
So if everybody jumped in a lake,
you would do it, too?

294
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,206
<i>(grunting)</i> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

295
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,303
Where have l heard this before?

296
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,076
We can still soup up the old flathead
and get the power you want.

297
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:47,880
l mean, look at this guy.
He's got 350 horsepower on that flathead.

298
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,148
<i>(grunting)</i>

299
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:54,622
- The retro look might work for the hot rod.
- See? lt sounds pretty good.

300
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,321
There's a place in Dundee.
Motor City Flatheads.

301
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,990
- We'll go check them out.
- All right, let's go.

302
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,533
When we get back,
maybe you'll clean up your room?

303
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,092
- l just cleaned it.
- Looks good.

304
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:10,137
lt's kind of chilly outside.
l suggest you wear a hat, son.

305
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:15,712
Sorry. l won't wear the hat. But l would
be willing to stop by the barber shop.

306
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,941
- You would?
- Yeah.

307
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,815
We can get you that Ringo cut
you've always wanted.

308
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,785
There's one problem.

309
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:28,588
We'd have to find a barber old enough
to remember who that guy is.

310
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:37,261
l hope he gets the part. Don't you think
it would be cool to see Randy as Romeo?

311
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:41,466
You know, l don't think it's cool
to see Randy as Randy.

312
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,740
Well? What happened?
Did you get the part?

313
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,145
Well, l...

314
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,911
You're afraid l'll want to rehearse with you.

315
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,612
- Will you?
- Did you get the part?

316
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,586
l asked you first.

317
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:02,226
OK. lf you don't want to rehearse with me,
you don't have to.

318
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,388
- l got the part.
- Oh, please, please, please!

319
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:09,560
Let me rehearse with you!
l promise l'll be better!

320
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,769
Why get whipped up
over something as unimportant as hair?

321
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:19,800
lt's important. Let him get away with
the haircut, next he wants an earring.

322
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:22,847
Earring turn to tattoos,
tattoos to crime. Crime turns to...

323
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,905
<i>(stuttering)</i>

324
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,280
Welcome back to Green Week
here on <i>Home Improvement</i>

325
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,849
No, that would... no, no.

326
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,623
That would be the name
of the show that we do.

327
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,791
- lt's <i>Tool Time</i>
- <i>Tool Time. Tool Time. Tool Time</i>