1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,470 - Hey, guys. - [both] Hey, Randy. 2 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:06,300 - [Jill] Hi. - Mom, guess what. 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,431 l got picked to write for the school paper. 4 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,669 Great. l used to write for my school paper. 5 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,713 l didn't know they had printing presses back then. 6 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:15,178 They didn't. 7 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:19,708 We wrote by hand and pigeons carried the news from village to village. 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,619 Randy, l got an idea for your first story. 9 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,815 You can write about me. 10 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,450 You can tell the whole Brad Taylor story in depth. 11 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,686 And after that sentence, then what? 12 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:32,426 How about you write about me? 13 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,365 That's not even a sentence. lt's a question mark. 14 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,834 - Hey. - Hi, sweetie. 15 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,462 How are you? 16 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,303 Guess what. Randy is gonna be a newspaper man. 17 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:44,804 All right. 18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,972 You're carrying on a tradition. My brothers were newspaper men. 19 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,573 First thing we do, get you a big bike. 20 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:53,210 With those big tires. Whitewalls or something. 21 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:54,684 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 22 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,689 Fender, a little horn... lt'll look corny, but it'll be cool. 23 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,725 - We'll put a card in the spokes... - Dad! 24 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,956 Big, big bags. We'll fold the papers up, l'll teach you how to throw. 25 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,724 l'm not gonna deliver the paper. 26 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,459 l'm gonna write for it. 27 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:07,898 Oh. 28 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,935 Can we still get the bike? 29 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:06,457 - Hey. - Hey. 30 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,121 Well, l got my story for the paper. 31 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,356 - What's it about? - Well... 32 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:15,197 lt turns out that the cafeteria lady serves a vegetarian casserole 33 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:18,464 with the same ladle she uses to scoop the pork stew. 34 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:20,736 [whistles] 35 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,303 What are you gonna call it, ''Ladle-gate''? 36 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,408 l'm gonna blow the lid right off that lunchroom, Dad. 37 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,040 l've done that. 38 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,488 Blew the lockers right out of the gymnasium. 39 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,990 l blew the librarian right out of the library. 40 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,485 - Hi. - [Tim] Hi there. 41 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:45,029 - You free Sunday? - All day. What's up? 42 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:49,467 Well, my school is sponsoring an all-day couples therapy workshop. 43 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,537 l'd really like us to go. 44 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,299 Oh! 45 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,735 l said, ''Sunday, l'm free any day but Sunday''. 46 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:59,300 Good, 'cause it's actually Saturday. 47 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,641 Oh, l hate when you do that. 48 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,377 l don't want to go. 49 00:03:05,451 --> 00:03:08,716 Look, l think this workshop could really benefit our marriage. 50 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:12,087 lt's called, ''Keeping the Magic Alive''. 51 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,456 - What's wrong with our marriage? - Nothing. 52 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,690 Nothing? That sounds pretty serious. We better go right now! 53 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,958 Tim, you go to therapy to prevent things from going wrong, 54 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,969 to learn to communicate better. 55 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,403 A good marriage needs maintenance. 56 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,770 - Just like a car. - Huh? 57 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,374 You take your Mustang ­n to Lou­e's arage every 3,000 m­les. 58 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,449 Why just go there 'cause we get a free air filter. 59 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,417 l really want to go to this workshop. 60 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:43,017 Why don't you go alone? 61 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,386 ''Couple'' generally means two people. 62 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:48,491 Maybe you'll meet somebody there. 63 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,332 Does everybody know what time it is? 64 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,959 - Tool Time! - Wow. That's right. 65 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,903 Binford Tools is proud to present Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor. 66 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,838 [cheering] 67 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,210 Thank you. 68 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,010 Thank you everybody and Heidi. Welcome to Tool Time. 69 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,744 l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor 70 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,048 and you all know my assistant, Al Borland. 71 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,147 Today we're gonna show you how to maintain the tools in your workshop. 72 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,590 We're not talking about some marriage workshop 73 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,957 where they force you to spill your guts. 74 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,091 Why would we? We're a tool show. 75 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:31,036 You see, over time your tools could become useless if not maintained. 76 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,935 And maintenance on tools is easy. 77 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:36,100 You don't have to drag these bad boys to some tool therapy group 78 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:38,268 to ''bring back the magic''. 79 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,579 Tool therapy group? 80 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:44,547 You must have read the book. 81 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,552 Hammers are from Venus, Pliers are from Mars. 82 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,752 You're the one from Mars. 83 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,891 They found life there, you know. 84 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,930 There was a meteorite with old Germans in it. 85 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,671 - Now... - Germs. 86 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:07,638 There were germs in it. 87 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,834 Over the winter you might get a light coat of rust on an adjustable wrench. 88 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:15,938 The simplest way to take it off is a little 80-grit sandpaper. 89 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:17,846 Lightly sand and clean it right up. 90 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:21,478 You can also use a file, a wire brush or a wonderful bar. 91 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:24,647 Now, Big Mike's is what l call a wonderful bar, you know. 92 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:28,558 Four of his rusty nails, you won't care what shape your tools are in. 93 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:32,394 [slurring] l love you, man. 94 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:36,299 Actually, this cleaning implement is called a ''wonderful bar''. 95 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,304 There's another wonderful bar called The Pig's Knuckle. 96 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,532 Boy, that place... 97 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:44,440 Use it like an eraser to polish off the rust on your tools. 98 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,411 That's great. Let's move on to power tool maintenance. 99 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,608 We'll start with this nomadic auger. 100 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,843 - Nomadic? - Yes. 101 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:58,619 That would be the group of tools that wanders aimlessly throughout the desert? 102 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:03,159 To properly maintain your pneumatic tools, keep them lubricated. 103 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,730 - Right. Listen to this thing. - [whirring] 104 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,426 Hear that wind down like that? lt needs oil. 105 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:12,937 That's right. Rule of thumb: Two drops of oil per full day of use. 106 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:14,870 Of course, that is just a guideline. 107 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,808 Well, you don't want to use too much oil, Tim. 108 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,175 Relax, Al. Binford's paying for it. 109 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:26,752 Well, you also want to keep your pneumatic sanders, drills and nail guns 110 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:28,582 properly oiled. 111 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:30,417 OK, plenty of oil in this bad boy. 112 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,991 We'll see if we fixed that. A little air pressure. 113 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,027 All right. See how it sounds, Al. 114 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,755 [whirring] 115 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:50,667 Well, now that we've given Al a lube job, 116 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:53,576 tune in next time when we rotate that spare tire. 117 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:05,183 Well, boss, what did you think of the show? 118 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,226 - Show? - Tool Time. 119 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,692 Binford, the company you own, sponsors it. 120 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,356 Oh, l'm sorry, Tim. 121 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,023 l'm just preoccupied. 122 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:17,035 My marriage broke up. 123 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:20,062 - No way. - Yeah. 124 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:23,370 Wow. Sorry to hear that. l didn't know you were having trouble. 125 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,604 We just stopped talking to each other. 126 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:29,580 There's nothing more important in a marriage than communication. 127 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,345 ls there any chance of you guys getting back together? 128 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:33,578 About as much chance 129 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:37,089 as you getting through Tool Time without a fire or flood. 130 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,021 lt doesn't look too good, does it? 131 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:40,456 No. 132 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,162 No, it's over, Tim. 133 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:47,028 l took my marriage for granted and now l'm having to pay the price. 134 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:51,201 Do you know what it's like to go home to an 1 8-room mansion 135 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,740 and there's no one to share it with but your domestic staff? 136 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,342 Can't say as l do, Bud. 137 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:03,746 Well, let me tell you, Tim, it's no fun. 138 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:08,375 l should have been more open-minded when she wanted to get help. 139 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:12,156 Now l'm a lonely, lonely desperate man. 140 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,854 Bud, Bud, Bud, you're not desperate. 141 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,395 - Yes, l am. - No, you're not. 142 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:18,623 Yeah. 143 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:22,961 Oh. Al, you and your mother doing anything tonight? 144 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,637 Just bingo at the senior center. 145 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,732 - You want to come? - Love to. 146 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,009 Great. 147 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,843 You can't get more desperate than that. 148 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:44,847 l'm so glad you came. 149 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,221 Well, l don't want to end up like Bud. 150 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,828 Although l certainly would like a domestic staff. 151 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,996 - Look, scones. - Yeah. 152 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:01,970 Jill. l'm so glad to see you. l'm glad you made it. 153 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,271 Me, too. This is my husband, Tim. 154 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,709 - This is my friend, Mary Ellen. - Nice to meet you. 155 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:11,307 Hi. Jill told me you're a little nervous 'cause this is your first workshop. 156 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,909 Well, the first one without a bench grinder. 157 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:17,788 My husband was nervous his first time, too. 158 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:19,722 But by the end of the first session 159 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:23,159 Dr. Emory had him in the fetal position 160 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,526 sobbing like a baby. 161 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:34,234 What time did you want me picking you up? 162 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,538 Here, come on. We're gonna sign our names on these name tags. 163 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,578 Look, nobody's gonna make you cry. 164 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:42,546 All you have to do is be open and honest. 165 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,619 All right. 166 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:55,349 Let's do an exercise that will help everyone get to know each other. 167 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:59,524 You'll start out by saying, ''Something you might not know about me is...'' 168 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,499 And then you'll finish that sentence 169 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,695 by revealing something deep and intimate about yourself. 170 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,276 Why don't you go first, Tim? 171 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,440 What? 172 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,244 Yes. ''Something you might not know about me is...'' 173 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,116 Where did you get your degree? 174 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,821 You have to excuse him. He's new at this. 175 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:30,589 l'm the graduate student in psychology. 176 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,723 Yes, you mentioned that several times on your application. 177 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,562 As well as your grade point average. 178 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,033 Four-point-oh. 179 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,106 Why don't we start out with a veteran of my workshops? 180 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,231 Howard. 181 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,574 Sure. Uh... 182 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,144 Something you might not know about me is... 183 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:55,745 ...when l was in the third grade... 184 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,345 [sobbing] 185 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,433 Yo, Howie. Howie! 186 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:18,237 lt's an all-day seminar. You might want to pace yourself. 187 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,477 Scone? 188 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,349 Repressed anger can often be a problem in marriages. 189 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,444 When we keep things bottled up inside 190 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,887 they can surface at inappropriate moments. 191 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:34,585 Would anyone like to share an angry moment they've been holding on to? 192 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,059 - Tim. - l'd like to share an angry moment. 193 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,661 - Go. No, no, go! - OK. 194 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,734 [sighing] 195 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:46,168 l went to an auto parts store to pick up some windshield wipers, 196 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,800 to replace them on my Mustang. 197 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,342 lt said on the box, ''Will fit any Ford''. 198 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,843 A Mustang's a Ford, isn't it? 199 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,472 l get them home, they're the clip-on type, not snap-on. 200 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,742 They didn't fit. l couldn't use them. 201 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,776 They would not give my money back because they were used! 202 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,582 [exhaling] 203 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,764 This is your big angry moment? 204 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,230 You bet. 205 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,761 lt's been with me a long time. lt's great to get it off my chest. 206 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:22,001 What has that got to do with your marriage? 207 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,338 l was married at the time. 208 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,216 - [sobbing] - OK. OK, yeah. 209 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:36,450 One thing that can strain a marriage is failing to live up to expectations. 210 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:40,049 Does Jill live up to your expectations? 211 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,388 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 212 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,826 She's a great wife and a wonderful mother. 213 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,159 l'd steer clear of her lasagna, though. 214 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:51,102 You see, that is Tim in a nutshell. 215 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,799 You ask him a question about the relationship, he comes back with a joke. 216 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,104 l got the laugh, though. 217 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:01,306 lt sounds like Tim might not be living up to all your expectations. 218 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,247 Well, l suppose in a way that's true. 219 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,547 There are times l wish he were more in touch with my feelings. 220 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,916 lt's like l have to spell everything out for him. 221 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:14,687 - Can you give us an example? - You gotta spell it out for him, too. 222 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,791 OK. 223 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:24,233 There was this one time when we were on vacation. 224 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:28,262 Gorgeous night, full moon, we're walking along the beach. 225 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,005 l looked in his eyes and l said, 226 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:37,476 ''l never thought that l could love anyone as much as l love you''. 227 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,419 And he looked into my eyes and said, 228 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:47,089 ''Do you think they rent dune buggies here?'' 229 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,992 How did you feel at that moment? 230 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,959 Alone. 231 00:13:57,036 --> 00:14:00,199 - All alone. - Would you like to respond to that? 232 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,967 Oh, yeah. 233 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:06,435 But if l did l'm afraid l'd be driving home alone. Alone! 234 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,977 No, l want you to. That's why we came here. 235 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:14,608 All right. 236 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,882 - You know what l think? - Not what you think, Tim. 237 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,585 - What you feel. - Oh. 238 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,997 l feel like Jill's a little demanding sometimes. 239 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,626 She just doesn't expect me to know what she feels at a beach, 240 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,000 she expects me to know what she feels all the time. 241 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:35,632 Since l don't belong to the Psychic Friends Network, 242 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,299 l don't know what she's feeling. 243 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,845 She ends up getting mad at me and starts to criticize me. 244 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,677 - How can you say that? - He asked me to. 245 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:48,144 l am not demanding. l am not critical. 246 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,154 Jill, there's no need to be defensive. 247 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,055 l'm not defensive. Am l defensive? 248 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,423 - l'd say so. - Who asked you? 249 00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:01,533 Jill, it sounds like Tim has some problems the two of you need to address. 250 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,831 But l think it was commendable he was able to open up. 251 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,499 This is great. lf you liked that, you're gonna love this. 252 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,577 Wanna know another truth about that beach weekend? 253 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,843 She takes me to a bed and breakfast loaded with doilies and teas, 254 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,215 no television, on lndy weekend! 255 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,879 You made him go on lndy weekend? 256 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,385 lt was the only time l could get a reservation. 257 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,223 - l can't believe he went. - Luckiest woman on earth. 258 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,229 - l agree. - Well. 259 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,425 We know what the women think, heard what the men think. 260 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,801 Howie, what do you think? 261 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,340 [sobbing] 262 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,784 Problem, my good neighborette? 263 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:04,693 The pizza is round, the garbage can is round, why can't the box be round? 264 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,290 Well, Jill, from where l stand 265 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:12,394 l sense it's more than the pizza box that's troubling you. 266 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:16,840 Yeah, yeah, everyone's a psychologist. You, Tim, that sniveling wimp, Howard. 267 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,308 l take it the workshop didn't go as swimmingly as you hoped it would? 268 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,475 Complete disaster. 269 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:29,578 Tim spent the entire time complaining about me. 270 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:34,422 He said that l have been criticizing him since the day we were married. 271 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,725 He told that wedding story when we were standing in front of the minister 272 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,960 and he said, ''l do'' and l said, ''You're mumbling''. 273 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,799 l couldn't help myself. He's a mumbler. 274 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:51,104 You felt compelled to remind him of this on your wedding day? 275 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,235 You know what else? He said l'm demanding. 276 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,280 You don't think so, do you, Wilson? 277 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,350 - Well, Jill... - Come on. l don't have all night. 278 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,186 Oh, my God. Did you hear that? 279 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,281 Loud and clear. 280 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,917 Tim's right. 281 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:10,823 l am. 282 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,160 l'm a badgering, nagging shrew. 283 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:16,258 All l'm missing is a rolling pin and a bun in my hair. 284 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,394 Oh, no! l've got the bun! 285 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:23,468 [chuckling] Jill, don't you think you're being hard on yourself? 286 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,032 No. No, l'm not. 287 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:29,479 The entire group at Dr. Emory's agreed that l am too critical of Tim. 288 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,607 And l've been doing it for 1 7 years! 289 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,208 Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. 290 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,890 l don't know how to change. 291 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,721 l mean, l want to. 292 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:47,223 Well, Jill, that reminds me of a very famous Chinese proverb. 293 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,592 ''A journey of 1 ,000 miles begins with a single step.'' 294 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:57,040 Maybe the first step should be that l go up and apologize to Tim. 295 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,371 Good idea. 296 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:02,471 By the way, this Dr. Emory, is he a tall, thin, dark-haired gent? 297 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,914 - Why? Do you know him? - Very well. 298 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:09,078 As a matter of fact, we competed against each other in a scone bake-off. 299 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,752 - Tim? - ln here. 300 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,157 l've been thinking a lot about what you said at the workshop. 301 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,358 l know, l know. You're mad at me and you're right. 302 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,799 l went overboard and l unloaded on you unfairly. 303 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:27,236 l was... l was just showing off for Howie and the guys. 304 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:30,240 No, look. You're not the one who should be apologizing. 305 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,869 - Why not? l'm wrong, right? - No! 306 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,904 Oh, God. l criticize you so much you think everything's your fault. 307 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,040 l'm sorry. 308 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,746 Please stop apologizing and let me apologize. 309 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,448 Whoa. You're gonna apologize? 310 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,824 You better walk me through this 'cause this is uncharted territory. 311 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,190 Sit down. 312 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,697 l'm sorry. 313 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,065 - Apology accepted. - l'm not finished yet. 314 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,731 Wow. This is new territory. 315 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,867 l am too critical of you. 316 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,672 l don't want to be the kind of wife 317 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:09,714 who complains about everything her husband does. 318 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,215 Come on, come on, come on. We both have our faults. 319 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,650 Sometimes l leave my underwear on the floor. 320 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,688 Sometimes you're bossy and you nag. 321 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,315 - You're neurotic, you criticize... - Tim! 322 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,325 Now l know why it's taken so long for me to do this. 323 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,955 No, no, you did fine. You're not real good at this. 324 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,827 You'll get better at it. 325 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,629 What did l leave out? 326 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:33,569 Well, generally, when l apologize, l give you a kiss. 327 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:43,012 You're gonna be a good apologizer. lt takes some time. 328 00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,708 Pretty soon you'll be as good as me. 329 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,911 You'll be able to say you're sorry and not really mean it. 330 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:57,661 [Emory] When men get together they rib each other in the name of fun. 331 00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:02,462 But sometimes this joking masks an underlying layer of hostility. 332 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,503 Do any of you feel this in your relationship with other men? 333 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,037 - Tim. - No. 334 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,308 Anybody else? 335 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,347 - l got something to say. - Anybody else? 336 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:19,383 - l don't believe Al was finished. - Thank you. 337 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,942 The truth is, when Tim makes fun of my weight, 338 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,783 and my wearing flannel... 339 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,618 He says he's just joking, 340 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:30,286 but l think he has an underlying resentment toward me. 341 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,727 Tim, would you like to respond to that? 342 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,356 No. 343 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,993 l gotta say, you're kind of rough on Al. 344 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,629 Personally, l think that's why his mom overeats. 345 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:52,283 You know, Tim, l have caught one or two episodes of Tool Time. 346 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,184 l must say there is a mean-spirited undercurrent. 347 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,088 l agree. Why don't you just change the name to Cruel Time? 348 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,355 With Tim ''The Cruel Man'' Taylor. 349 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,987 The last show was unbelievable. 350 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,692 You squirted oil all over Al. 351 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,598 He never even saw it coming. 352 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:13,001 [sobbing] lt was heartbreaking. 353 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:17,166 Tim, it's obvious there's something deep down 354 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,938 - that's bringing out this resentment. - Yeah. 355 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,846 Why don't you tell us what the problem really is? 356 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,853 [sniffling] 357 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,386 [sobbing] We're out of scones. 358 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,036 Still working on that paper about the cafeteria? 359 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:50,597 Oh, yeah. The story's exploded. We're talking big breaking news. 360 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:54,237 According to my sources, what the school is selling as pork stew, 361 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,280 is actually made from tofu. 362 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,074 What? 363 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,351 Tofu? 364 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,685 God, they're passing that stuff off as good, wholesome pork? 365 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,516 ''Hello, my name is Al?'' 366 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,356 Ohhh!