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Well, that finishes our segment on home
safety. l hope you learned something.

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l know l have.
Next time, we'll use a fireproof sign.

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l'll call our insurance adjuster.

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- lt's on the speed dial, number eight.
- Oh, really?

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Well, it's time to dip
into the old mail bag, Al.

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That's right. And our first letter
is from ''Perplexed in Petoskey.''

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Ah, Petoskey. They have that beautiful
tire parade and pickle festival.

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Gherkins and whitewalls. Love that.

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OK. ''l tried to install
some dowels in an oak shelf unit.

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They expanded and wouldn't fit
in the holes. What can l do?''

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Most people don't know,
but you can shrink a dowel

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if you put it in the microwave
for two minutes.

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That's true. And then just
sprinkle a little cheddar on top,

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you'll have a nice
oak-aroni and cheese.

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You want to keep a lookout
for Al's new book, <i>Cooking with Lumber.</i>

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OK. Uh, this is
from ''Flummoxed in Fenwick.''

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Fenwick. That's a great place.
They have the National Earmuff Museum.

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lt's open late July through early August
because otherwise they're wearing them.

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''l'm getting my driver's license
this year. l know a lot about cars.

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But l'd like to learn even more.
l think if my parents bought me my own,

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it would be a great educational
experience. What do you think?''

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Well, l think, uh, cars are expensive,
especially for a teenager.

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- So, l'd have to say...
- Yes! Yes!

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<i>...Brad, if you want a car,</i>
<i>you get a job. All right, pal?</i>

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l might not have much experience, sir,
but l'm a fast learner.

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And if you hire me,
l know you won't regret it.

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Sorry, kid.
You're not what we're looking for.

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[sighs] What was wrong this time?

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You just don't have the sophistication
to work at the Wiener Barn.

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Working on that job interview?
How's it going?

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Ah, it's going all right. lt's just
a part-time job selling wieners.

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Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You back that wiener wagon
right back up.

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There's no such thing as ''just a job.''

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Someone's paying you for something,
take it seriously.

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Dad, he'd be in charge of relish.

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Here's a tip.
Compliment them on their sauerkraut.

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Tell them it's right up there with
the kraut burrito at Casa de Bratwurst.

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Won't he see right
through me if l kiss up?

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[scoffs] Excuse me.

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The guy's the manager of a Wiener Barn.

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How sharp can the guy be?

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Can you help me?

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Can anybody really help anybody?

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We're all alone. And then we die.

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lt's time for my break.

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That's unbelievable. l've taken
one ten-minute break in my life.

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The doctor put that plaster cast on me

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and l was back at work
before the plaster dried.

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Just like my dad.

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- l'm Rob. l own the place.
- Brad. Nice to meet you.

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What can l do for you, Brad?

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l'm a little early for my
job interview across the mall,

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l thought l'd check out your snowboards.

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Snowboarding. That's how
l ended up in my second body cast.

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On the up side, l ended up
selling the entire surgical team

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a fleet of kayaks.

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Excuse me, Brad.

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There's a beautiful woman there
looking at a $1 ,500 bicycle.

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l love this job.

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- Well, hidy-ho, Taylor lad.
- Hey, Wilson.

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So, what brings you
to this indoor amalgam of vendors,

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colloquially known as ''the mall?''

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l'm killing time before my
job interview at the Wiener Barn.

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What are you doing?

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Well, Brad,
l'm on a quest for a new hobby.

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l've narrowed it down
to either channeling Aztec spirits...

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...or rollerblading.

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Brad, do you know anything
about these skates?

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Sure do.
These softer ones are for indoor.

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These harder, faster ones
are for outdoor.

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The bearings are rated by ABEC numbers
that go from one to 1 2. Most use three.

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Well, l don't know, Brad. Maybe
channeling Aztec spirits is a lot safer.

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Aren't the Aztecs the ones that cut
the hearts out of people still alive?

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[gulps]

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l'm gonna go
for those Turbo Roller 2000s.

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You know,
they're on sale over at Larson's.

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Really? Well, maybe l'll
go over there and take a gander.

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- Good luck with that Wiener Barn.
- Thanks.

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Oh, by the way, Brad, a little tip.
Compliment the sauerkraut.

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They just love that.

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So you're also
an expert on rollerblading.

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Well, l wouldn't say l'm an expert.

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You're doing a good job
driving customers out of my store.

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l'm sorry. That was my neighbor Wilson.

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Brad, do you know what l do to people
who do what you just did?

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Cut out their hearts?

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l offer them a job. What do you say
you work for me part-time?

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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lf you're on my payroll,
you'll keep customers in my store.

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And that's kind of
what l'm going for here, Brad.

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Well, it sounds a lot better
than steaming wieners.

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What do you say we go talk salary over
at Java Joe's? You a coffee lover, Brad?

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Yeah, and one day,
l hope to be a coffee drinker.

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Coffee, anyone?

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We don't drink coffee. We're kids.

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And the word on the street is,
so are you.

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Hey, as of today, l'm a working man.

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And a working man
needs his morning coffee.

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A little more sugar,
and the working man can fly to work.

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Pass me the business section.

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Well, there's the working stiff.

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Having a good day?
Thanks for the coffee.

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l'm not sure you put enough
coffee in the sugar, did you?

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You pumped up for your first day?

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Yeah. l'm ready
to rack up some big numbers.

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- All right.
- Well, l'm out of here.

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When you get home tonight,

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we're gonna block-sand some
of the panels on the hot rod.

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- You got it.
- Good luck, kid.

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l'm not a kid anymore.
l'm a working man.

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So long, boys.

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Dad, could l get some lunch money?

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Hi.

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l'm looking for some new golf clubs.

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[scoffs] Golf?

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Now there's a total waste of time.

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What, do you wear
those silly clothes too? [laughs]

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Actually, sir,
our golf section's right over there.

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Our best clubs
are probably our graphite.

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But if you want something
a little less expensive, try steel.

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See what feels comfortable.
l'll be back.

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Nice work, Brad.

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l'm gonna help the golf guy.
You haven't taken a break.

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Hey, l don't need a break.
l'm trying to make a sale.

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You know,
it's kind of what l'm going for here.

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You're doing a great job.

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You've made more sales
in one day than Holly's made in...

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Actually, Holly's never made a sale.

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Well, if you don't mind me asking,
why did you hire her?

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l've got a good heart.

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And she's my sister.

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Well, maybe one day she'll finally wake
up and take her job seriously, huh?

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l need a two-hour lunch.
l'm getting my tongue pierced.

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- Doesn't that hurt?
- Yeah.

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- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Brad.

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- How was the first day at the new job?
- Unbelievable!

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l took in the highest
first-day gross of any salesman

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still living with his parents.

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- Ha-ha! That's my boy!
- All right.

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- Congratulations.
- And the best part is,

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he wants to give me more hours. He wants
me to work an extra two days a week.

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Wow! Well, l guess that's OK, as long
as you keep up with your schoolwork.

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Don't forget, you've got
a big day coming up in two weeks.

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That's right!
We're putting the engine in the hot rod.

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Brad is taking his PSAT tests.

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Oh, God, how l hated...

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...when those tests were over.

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00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:07,700
- The PSATs are really important.
- Oh, don't worry.

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00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,537
l'm sure Rob'll give me
the afternoon off. He's a great guy.

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l'll be back.
l gotta study brochures.

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Wait! l thought we were
gonna block-sand the hot rod.

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No, l can't do it tonight, Dad.
Rob says if you want to get ahead,

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you've got to work
while the other guy sleeps.

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00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:24,186
Well, maybe l'll wake
the other guy up and he can help me.

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00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,889
- He sure likes that new boss of his.
- Why wouldn't he?

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00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:34,194
l mean, Rob is 25. He's got a ski condo,
sports car, lots of girlfriends.

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- Everything Brad wants.
- Everything l want.

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Except the condo.

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So, Jill, you in the mood
for a little block-sanding tonight?

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Well, maybe.

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lf you spend some time
talking to me first.

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l'll do it myself.

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There you go, ma'am. Have a great day.

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00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,659
Psst. Brad, you, uh,
talk to Holly about going out with me?

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- Yeah.
- [laughs]

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00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,533
What'd she say?

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00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:14,869
Her exact words were,
''Jason is a repulsive maggot.''

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00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,877
Did she smile when she said it?

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00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,481
- Holly!
- You're a disgusting worm.

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00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,947
All right!

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l'm moving up the food chain.

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00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,686
[laughs] Are you here again?

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00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:34,021
No. Well, l was just leaving,
Rob, my man.

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l'm off to the lingerie shop.

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00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:40,962
You never know when some young lady's
gonna need a [whispers] second opinion.

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00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:46,337
Let's go to lunch. l'll take you
to that place l tell you about.

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00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:50,102
Well, l sort of had plans.
But l could always cancel them.

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Well, great.
Just let me tell Holly that we're going.

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And remind her that this is a store
and all these things are for sale.

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Hey, Brad, l hope you're hungry.

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00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,681
Listen, would you mind if l canceled?

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00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,417
Well, no. What's the problem?

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00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:09,257
Rob wants to take me
to lunch and talk business.

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00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:12,559
Oh, yeah. All right. OK. Yeah.

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00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:13,791
Where's he gonna take ya?

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00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:17,665
To this place where the waitresses
dress up like pirate wenches.

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00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,738
- Pirate's Plank.
- Yeah!

189
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:24,139
Yeah. Watch out for wench number three.

190
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,678
Her parrot... arrh... bites.

191
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,981
- So we can have lunch another time?
- Yeah.

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00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,209
l'll get lunch someplace else.
See you home.

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00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:33,911
- All right.
- All right.

194
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,113
- Hey, Brad. You ready to go?
- Yeah.

195
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,019
- Are we gonna walk?
- l got a Porsche.

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00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,455
- Got a permit?
- Yeah.

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00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,016
- Then you drive.
- All right!

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00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,343
Hi. Where'd you go for lunch?

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00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,572
- [groans]
- Polish food.

200
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:05,344
[groans]

201
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,443
Polish food from Stan's in Hamtramck.

202
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,489
[belches, groans]

203
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:21,093
Why didn't you and Brad
just have lunch at the mall?

204
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,634
He made plans to eat with Rob.

205
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,762
Wow! His boss
is taking him out to lunch.

206
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,307
- This job is really working out.
- Maybe it's just me,

207
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,640
but l think he's picking up
a lot of bad habits down there.

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00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:37,148
- Noticed what he does in the morning?
- Couldn't be any worse than you.

209
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,783
- Reading the financial section.
- What's wrong with that?

210
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:44,812
You don't do that.
You read the sports section first.

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00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:48,724
Then the comics. And then whatever
that first section's called.

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00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,396
The news.

213
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:56,332
He's been reading those brochures.
He should be out doing fun things.

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00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,734
- Like what?
- Well, like studying

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00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,102
for those PT-1 09 tests.

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00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,701
Or helping you with the hot rod.

217
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:10,147
Jill, these are Brad's
formative block-sanding years.

218
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,175
This is so sweet.
You're jealous of Rob.

219
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:16,379
l'm not jealous of Rob.

220
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,083
l just don't want Brad
to become so obsessed with work

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- that it takes over his life.
- This is new and exciting to him now.

222
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,659
Once he gets used to it,
he'll calm down.

223
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,391
Then it'll be part of his routine.

224
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,296
Yeah. Kind of like marriage, huh?

225
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,392
When you first get married,
it's exciting.

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00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,437
Then it, you know...
You know, it turns...

227
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,863
lt's not, you know, it's not...

228
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,808
lt's not like that at all.
lt's more... lt's not a job.

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00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,812
lt's more of an adventure.

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00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,519
<i>[phone rings]</i>

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<i>[continues ringing]</i>

232
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Why don't l get that?

233
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,801
Hello? Hello, Angela.
You want to talk to Brad, huh? Uh-huh.

234
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,668
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

235
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,605
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

236
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,644
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

237
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,112
Uh-huh. Uh... Listen, Angela.
l know l said l'd be free.

238
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,741
But, uh, Rob asked me
to do inventory tonight.

239
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l don't know.
Maybe next weekend.

240
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,850
Yeah. All right.
Talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

241
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,551
Let me get this straight.

242
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:31,892
Rather than going out with a beautiful
girl, you would rather count shoes.

243
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:37,300
lt's a chance to really bump up
my paycheck. So, Dad, ballpark:

244
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,927
How much are you pulling down?

245
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,909
That's a good question.

246
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:47,570
And if you ever ask me again,
you are out of the ballpark!

247
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,984
When's dinner?

248
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,610
And hello to you too.

249
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,156
We're gonna eat as soon
as Brad gets back from his PMS test.

250
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:01,960
That's today?

251
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:05,326
l mean, l just saw Brad through the
window at the sporting goods store.

252
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:08,161
He was supposed
to leave at noon to take the test.

253
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,396
Well, uh, maybe it wasn't
through the window at the store.

254
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,631
Maybe l saw Brad
through the window at school. Yeah.

255
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,642
That's it. He was taking the test.
He was doing well. Gotta go.

256
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:24,280
- l knew this job was gonna be trouble.
- l can't believe he didn't take it.

257
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,477
Uh, Sports Universe. This is Brad.

258
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,520
Uh, you're busted. lt's Dad.

259
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,787
What are you doing there? You're
supposed to be taking your PSATs!

260
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,951
Holly was supposed
to take over for me at noon.

261
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:38,053
But she had to go to the doctor
because she had a tongue rash.

262
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,155
We told you you could take this job

263
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as long as it didn't interfere
with school. Remember?

264
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Look, l can take the PSATs another day.

265
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:48,673
Rob never even went to college
and he's doing pretty well.

266
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,441
l'm with a customer.
l'll talk to you later.

267
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,537
No, you'll<i>..</i> He'll talk to us later.

268
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:58,981
Well, you're right.
Rob is definitely a bad influence.

269
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:02,383
- l told you he was gonna be trouble.
- Well, what are we gonna do?

270
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,055
Well, since we're in the same house,

271
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l think the first step would be
to stop talking on the phones.

272
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,302
Excuse me.

273
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,397
Whoa!

274
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,003
ls Brad Taylor here?

275
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,240
ls anybody really here?

276
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:35,416
Or are we all just random combinations
of sub-atomic particles?

277
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:40,856
<i># Oooee-ooee-ooee #</i>

278
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,829
Follow me.

279
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,097
l'm looking for a random grouping
of sub-atomic molecules

280
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,502
with blond hair
that looks like my son Brad.

281
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:59,704
Yeah. Yeah. He went on an errand for
my money-grubbing, capitalist brother.

282
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,413
l'll wait for him. l'll sit
in this fancy little chair here.

283
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,575
Yeah, you break it, you buy it.

284
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,361
[sighs]

285
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,631
[vibrating]

286
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,602
Well, l see you've gotten
to know the chair.

287
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,840
Actually, the chair
just got to know me. Howdy.

288
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,178
l'm Tim Taylor. l'm Brad's dad.

289
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,981
- Hey, the Tool Man!
- Yeah.

290
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,023
A chair like this
would really come in handy

291
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,184
after a hard day
of injuries and explosions.

292
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,894
Well, l didn't come here
to talk about chairs.

293
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,761
- l came here to talk to Brad.
- He's a great kid. l'm Rob.

294
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,698
Yeah. l know who you are, Rob.

295
00:18:56,768 --> 00:19:00,329
You got the Porsche and the ski condo
at Bowie Mountain, you know.

296
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:03,374
You think working here
is more important than college tests.

297
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,603
What are you talking about?
l never said that.

298
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,613
Well, then why did Brad skip his test
to cover for jolly Holly over there?

299
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,652
- l didn't know he had a test.
- Well, he did.

300
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,449
He doesn't care about that
now that you got his head filled

301
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,650
- with all these crazy ideas.
- Like what?

302
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:23,684
Well, how about like, ''Rob didn't go
to college. He's doing pretty well.''

303
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,285
Yeah, l'm doing pretty well now.

304
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,265
Brad doesn't know about the
crummy jobs l had before l got here.

305
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,494
Well, maybe it'd be a good idea
if you told him.

306
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:35,734
l spent two years cleaning bathrooms at
Stan's Polish Restaurant in Hamtramck?

307
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,142
You wouldn't believe
what goes on in there.

308
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,481
Yeah, l would.

309
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,486
You know,
l would never tell Brad that this job

310
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- is more important than college.
- Well, the problem is...

311
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,458
Dad, what are you doing here?

312
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,400
l came down here to tell you
l want you to quit this job.

313
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,233
Because l missed the PSATs? l told you
l would take them another day.

314
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,966
Your dad wants to make sure
you got priorities straight.

315
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,134
Rob, l think l can handle this.

316
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,008
l just want to make sure
you got your priorities straight.

317
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,708
l was gonna say that.

318
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,081
There's nothing more important
than education.

319
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,121
Your dad's right.
Wish l had a better one.

320
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,746
- Rob?
- Sorry.

321
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,026
l'm pretty damn proud of my education.
Not that l flaunt it.

322
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:33,326
There's a lot of people l've got
convinced l have no education at all.

323
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,033
All right. l made a mistake.

324
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:39,070
l shouldn't have skipped the test.
l didn't want to let Rob down.

325
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,099
Look, what would let me down
is if you have to quit,

326
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,008
l lose my best sales person.

327
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,411
lf l cared, l'd resent that.

328
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,852
Look, you guys let me know
what you decide, all right?

329
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,583
l'm gonna go over
and give Holly her annual evaluation.

330
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,055
You stink!

331
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,159
Come on, Dad.
Give me one more chance.

332
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,460
l'll take my PSATs,
l'll keep my grades up

333
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,296
and l'll show you
that school comes first.

334
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,768
Great. Aren't you forgetting
one important thing?

335
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,203
- What Mom thinks?
- Who? Mom?

336
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,711
Yeah! Yes! Yes! What your mother thinks.

337
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,803
That, and...

338
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,973
...you know,
working on the hot rod with me.

339
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,416
[laughs] OK, Dad.
l promise no matter how busy l get,

340
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,682
l'll always make time for the hot rod.

341
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,484
That's my boy.

342
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,420
That's my man.

343
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,824
Come on. l'll walk you out.

344
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,798
- [whistling]
- Hey, Wilson.

345
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,702
Well, hidy-ho, Taylor lads.

346
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,707
So, you given up
on rollerblading yet?

347
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,676
Nay, nay, neighbor.
l've been practicing all week.

348
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:57,306
And if l say so myself,
the results have been bitchin', dude!

349
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,749
- Do you really know how to skate?
- Do l know how to skate?

350
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,055
Watch me.

351
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:16,659
Wilson, that's amazing.
ls there anything you can't do?

352
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:19,397
Yeah! l don't know how to stop!

353
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:22,031
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...