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Hi again,
and welcome back to Tool Time.
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Where we continue our look
at antique tools.
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These beautiful,
handcrafted, antique tools.
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Came from a time when more power
meant manpower. [grunts]
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Now, over here,
we have two pedal-powered machines.
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This happens to be
a pedal-powered scroll saw.
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Over here is a lathe.
Let me show you how this works.
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Take a seat here.
Now, say you're making a table leg.
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You're making a table leg.
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lt's like an exercise bike.
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While you're shaping your leg,
your leg's getting shaped.
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[imitates Pee-wee Herman laugh]
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Now, over here we have
an old rope-making machine.
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You simply turn the crank
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and three pieces of twine
become one piece of rope.
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ln the time before television, families
would sit around the rope machine
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and watch knots landing.
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- Tell us about this, Al.
- Well, this is an old hog oiler.
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Now, how does this compare
with the one in your mom's house?
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You see, the way these work
is the hog comes up
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and it rubs against the rollers like so.
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And the skin becomes moist.
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Oh. So, the hog actually looks
at this as kind of an ''oinkment.''
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Well, here's another tool
l'm hog-wild about.
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This is an antique sausage stuffer.
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Very simple.
The casing goes on this end,
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put your ground-up meat in here,
push the plunger down
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and you got yourself
a custom-made kielbasa.
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Very few moving parts.
lt's a nice, well-made tool.
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- That's it for antique tools...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Not so fast.
You think we'd end this
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without me showing the audience how l
make my own personal brand of sausage?
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l prayed.
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Well, l got an old Taylor family recipe.
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Put the meat in the hopper up here.
l use a lean pork shoulder.
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Little bit of garlic, onion, chives.
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Then to make it spicy,
l go with a little cayenne pepper.
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[Cajun accent] l guarantee spicy.
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Jalapeno pepper
and a little chili powder.
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Sounds like it's gonna
be tough on the tummy.
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Way ahead of you, Al. l've got some
secret ingredients to help prevent that.
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All right. We go with a little bit
of Maalox. Just a touch.
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A little bit of this pink stuff just
for a dash of color. How about that?
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Just a touch of Gas Be Gone. Poof!
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And a little bit of Beano.
A soup‡on of Beano.
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And just for safety's sake, l wouldn't
eat this stuff near an open flame.
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Yeah. That would... Four o'clock
is great. Thank you. Bye.
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All right! l got that interview for the
research job in the Psych department.
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Where you work in the basement,
no windows, no pay?
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Yes! God, l hope l get it!
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- [doorbell rings]
- l got it.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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l'd like to speak to the man
or the woman of the house.
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l'm the man of the house.
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May l ask what you're using
to solve your tough cleaning problems?
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[Tim] His mother.
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What have l told you about talking
to solicitors, Brad?
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You want to be
as warm and friendly as possible.
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- l'll handle this.
- But, Dad...
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- Brad.
- Uh, l go to Lakeside High.
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Stop by sometime. lt's filthy.
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lt's cold. Why don't you step inside?
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Thank you.
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[laughs] Uh, what are you selling?
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Liquid Wonder, the amazing new
multi-purpose dirt destroyer.
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Cleans grease, woodwork,
patio furniture, mini-blinds
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and, oh, so much more.
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l got a case
of Binford cleaner in the garage.
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But Liquid Wonder
has fast-acting sodium metasilicate.
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Wow.
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What is that?
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The most potent cleaning ingredient
the government allows on the market.
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[laughs]
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God bless America, huh?
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- l'll take one.
- Just one?
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Case.
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- [woman] That will be $40.
- OK.
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Thank you so much.
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Well, $40 for a case of this cleaner,
it's a steal.
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lt's a steal, all right.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Tim, that woman flirted with you so
you'd buy her product. You fell for it.
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l didn't fall for anything. l wanted
some cleaner and to help my country.
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You have a whole garage
full of Binford cleaner.
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But not like this. Honey,
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this is the most powerful cleaning agent
approved for use during peacetime.
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Would you have bought that
if it had been a man?
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Yes. As long as it
had sodium Metamucil in it.
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Hi. Um, has Jill Taylor
come out of her interview yet?
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Because, uh, she's giving me
a ride home. l'm running late.
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l'm always running late.
l don't know what it is with me.
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l'm the receptionist.
l don't care what it is with you.
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Patty.
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- Yeah.
- lt went well.
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They're gonna bring me
to meet Matthews.
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Oh. Well, you're a shoo-in.
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You know more about psychology
than half of the professors here.
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How do you know so much
about abnormal behavior?
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Have you met my husband?
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lf l get this job, not only
will l get to work with Dr. Matthews,
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but my name will be on a research paper.
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[siren wailing]
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l hate to tell you, but your name
is also gonna be on a speeding ticket.
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Oh, no!
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l can't believe this.
l have never gotten a ticket.
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Good evening, ma'am. May l please see
your driver's license and registration?
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Oh, yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.
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- [Patty chuckles]
- [Jill] lt's here somewhere.
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Let me see. Uh, glasses,
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uh, hair brush, coupons, uh...
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- Tic Tac?
- Just the license and registration.
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Uh, l'll have a Tic Tac.
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Ma'am, l clocked you at 75 miles an
hour. The maximum speed limit is 65.
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l understand, officer. l am so sorry.
l never speed.
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lt's just l was so excited about
this job interview l just came from.
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lf l get this, my name will be
on a research paper on the effects
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of adolescent anti-social behavior
on inner-family dynamics.
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But l guess you've heard
that story a thousand times.
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Just tonight.
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Officer, um, l know this
isn't standard procedure,
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but could you possibly find it in your
heart to just let me off with a warning?
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Officer, l will never speed again.
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You think you can really
be more careful from now on?
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l promise.
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Well, l guess l can make an exception
and let you off just this once.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you so much!
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Don't mention it... to anybody.
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Oh, no. No.
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Good night.
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[chuckles] Boy, was that lucky!
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[laughing] Luck had nothing
to do with it.
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He would have let you off
with a dead body in the back.
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What are you talking about?
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l am talking about
that incredible job of flirting
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- you just pulled off on that cop.
- l was not flirting.
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Oh, you weren't flirting?
What was the hair flip thing about?
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- My hair was in my face.
- Oh, really?
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What about you flashed
your butt to get your license?
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- What about that?
- l was just reaching for my purse.
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And how about when you gave him
those helpless little-girl eyes?
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''Officer, l'll never speed again.''
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Oh, my God!
You're right. l was flirting.
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You were brilliant.
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l can't believe l did that!
l just had this argument with Tim
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about how disgusting it is
when women manipulate men that way.
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- God, l hate myself.
- Well, l hate you too.
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l tried to flirt my way
out of a ticket once.
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l got another one for indecent exposure.
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l don't want to talk about it.
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- Why do we have to clean all day?
- Because l like a clean house.
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No. Because you got suckered into buying
40 bucks of lemon-scented water.
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Lemon-scented water
with sodium meta-silverfish in it.
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Now, come on. Clean the garage.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Good evening again.
- Officer?
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l hate to disturb you, Mrs. Taylor,
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but l walked off with your
driver's license and registration.
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Oh! Thank you. Wait, officer.
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Um, l've been thinking a lot
about what happened today,
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and l'm really angry
at myself for what l did.
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Good. Then you
won't speed the next time.
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No, wait, wait.
Um, l know this is unusual.
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But l would feel a lot better
if you would just go ahead
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and give me that speeding ticket.
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Sorry, ma'am. lf l give you a ticket,
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then l'll have to give a ticket
to everybody who wanted one.
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[sighs] Oh.
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- There is an explanation.
- l'm dying to hear it, you know?
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To the untrained ear,
this is gonna sound ridiculous,
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but it sounded like you were
begging a Michigan state trooper
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to give you a speeding ticket.
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l wasn't begging. l was just asking
for what is rightfully mine.
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l was speeding
and he let me off with a warning.
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Ah!
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So you invited him over here
in the hopes that he reconsider.
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No. He was bringing me
back my driver's license.
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Huh? There's some part
of the picture missing here.
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OK, Tim,
l flirted to get out of a ticket.
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Really?
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Really. l'm worse than the...
the Liquid Wonder woman.
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Oh. No, no.
She was flirting to sell cleaner.
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Your flirting brought down
the entire criminal justice system.
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- Congratulations!
- Tim, it was entirely subconscious.
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- l'm ashamed of what l did.
- Don't be ashamed of it.
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You give the guy a wink
and you keep our insurance rates down.
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- l wish l could do that.
- What are you talking about?
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lf l had great legs,
l could drive as fast as l wanted to.
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You are entirely missing the point!
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The point is if l were a sexy woman,
my life would be a lot easier.
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And mine would
be a lot more screwed up.
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[Wilson] Hidy-ho, neighborette.
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May l ask why you thrash your trash?
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l flirted to get out
of a traffic ticket today.
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l sunk to the level of that saleswoman
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who sold Tim a whole case
of useless cleaner.
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Oh, you mean Liquid Wonder?
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l bought a whole case myself.
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From the Liquid Wonder tramp?
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Well, that is no way
to talk about Cathy.
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Cathy. Oh, Wilson.
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Well, Jill, unfortunately,
everybody, at some time or another,
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is susceptible
to the wiles of the opposite sex.
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Well, l come from the old school
of feminism. l don't want to be wily.
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l wasn't even aware
l was flirting with that cop.
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For all l know, l may have been doing it
in that job interview l had.
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Unfortunately, in many societies,
women are at a disadvantage,
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so that subconsciously, or consciously,
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they flirt in order
to level the playing field.
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ln other words, you guys own the
stadium, and we're the pom-pom girls.
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Well, l didn't make the rules.
l'm just on the winning team.
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The whole thing stinks.
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Well, l know who would agree with you.
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Charlotte Whitten,
the Canadian feminist.
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She said that whatever women do,
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they have to do twice as well as men
in order to be thought half as good.
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l don't mind working twice as hard.
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lt's these stupid games
l don't want to have to play.
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And l'm not gonna
let myself do it anymore.
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You men are so lucky
you don't have to do that stuff.
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- Well, sometimes we do it anyway.
- Ah, not you, Wilson.
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Oh, it's true. Whenever l want that
special book from Shirley the librarian,
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l roguishly flash my baby blues...
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...and eloquently
quote the Greek philosophers.
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l disgust myself,
but l always get the book.
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Well, we finally managed
to use up all the Liquid Wonder.
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Wait. One more bottle.
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- Wow, Mom. You look nice.
- Thank you.
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Who died?
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l'm not going to a funeral.
l have my interview with Dr. Matthews.
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l'm trying to look serious
and professional.
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Hey, guys. l'm taking... Whoa, mama!
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- What?
- Guys, go finish cleaning the garage.
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- Can't. We're out of Liquid Wonder.
- Use the Binford crap.
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l've never seen you in that suit.
You look hot.
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l don't look hot.
l look serious and professional.
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Come on, baby. Spin for daddy.
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What is the matter with you?
This is not sexy.
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- l am almost completely covered up.
- That's what's sexy about it.
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lt gets me thinking
about what you got covered up.
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Well, maybe l should just wear,
you know, a longer skirt.
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Even sexier. Mystery of the unknown.
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l could wear my burgundy pantsuit.
That's conservative.
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Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Nothing turns
a man on more than conservative.
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Remember what a fan
l used to be of Barbara Bush?
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You are unbelievable!
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l should just go to this interview in my
ratty old bathrobe and a shower cap.
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The blue one with the ducks on it? Yeah!
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Hello. Um, l'm Jill Taylor. l have
an appointment with Dr. Matthews.
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Oh, he's just finishing with the
other candidate. lt shouldn't be long.
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Thank you.
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Thanks for coming in, Brenda.
l enjoyed meeting you.
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And l'll be making
my decision later today.
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Thanks, Dr. Matthews.
l know l can do a great job for you.
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- Mrs. Taylor?
- Oh, Jill. Call me Jill.
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l'll be with you in just a minute, Jill.
l need to return a quick phone call.
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Do you know anything about that woman?
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l know that she has a 4.0 average and
a skirt that's five inches too short.
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Skirt.
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What are you doing?
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l'm cashing in my pom-poms
for the keys to the stadium.
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Jill?
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Hi. l'm just gonna need
a few more minutes here.
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- Dr. Matthews.
- Back to our old look, are we?
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Yes, we are. You know,
l wavered for a minute there.
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But, um,
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the truth is l object to women who
flaunt their sexuality to get something.
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l know because l have been one of those
women at least three times this week.
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l'm not sure l follow.
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Look, l don't want to get this job
based on how well l flirt.
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l have worked too hard for that.
l have excellent grades,
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top skills in data analysis and
research. l have led three study groups.
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There is not a professor
that wouldn't give me a reference.
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- Jill...
- lf l get this job,
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l want it to be based
on merit and not on this.
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What makes you so sure
l'm not gonna base this on merit?
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Well, l don't know that. l mean,
l'm not, you know, absolutely... sure.
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[clears throat]
OK, here's the deal.
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This all started when my husband
bought this Wonder Cleaning stuff
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from this sexy saleswoman.
She was doing that hair flip thing.
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And then l got stopped for speeding.
And l did the hair flip thing.
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Then l saw Brenda.
She's doing the hair flip, so...
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Jill, this may shock you,
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but there are men who hire women
based on qualifications
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and not on how well they flirt.
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And you would be one of those men.
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lt is so nice to meet you.
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l knew the moment l saw you you would be
a man of great character and wisdom.
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And l don't hire based
on flattery either.
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No, of course not!
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So, even though l thought l blew it,
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he gave me the job based
on my qualifications.
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l'm very proud of you.
And here is to the new job.
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Thank you.
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So l hope you learned
something from all of this.
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Yes... yes, of course.
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What did you learn?
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lsn't it enough that l learned
something? Do l have to explain it?
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You should've learned
that a woman doesn't have to flirt
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to get what she wants. Mmm.
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She can move ahead in her life with
talent, honesty and determination,
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and hard work, and... Are you listening
to anything l'm saying?
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Hm?
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l'm sorry.
But that... bun is driving me crazy.
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- The bun?
- And that granny get-up. Hoo-haw!
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[monkey sounds on radio]
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[siren wails]
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Oh, no!
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No, no, no, no!
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Good evening, sir.
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Good evening. lt's downright balmy
for January, isn't it, officer?
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May l see your license
and registration?
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Of course. Yes, of course.
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They're in my jeans.
They're kind of tight, though.
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Sir, l clocked you going 50 miles
per hour. The maximum speed is 35.
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l'm afraid l'll have
to give you a ticket.
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Hold on a minute. You know...
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...l'm, um... l'm terribly sorry.
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And if you gave me a warning, you know,
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l... l promise l'd never do it again.
Promise.
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Sorry, sir. The law is the law.
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But l'm sure you have
the power to make an exception.
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[woman] Sir, get out of the vehicle.
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l'm going to administer a sobriety test.
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Your garage is full of Binford cleaner.
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But this cleaner has the most powerful
cleaning agent approved for your...
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[Jill laughs]
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You have a whole ga...
garage full of Binford cleaner.
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Yeah, but not like this, honey.
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This is the most powerful
cleaning solvent that, uh...